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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:11Don't fall.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20How's your day ruining my history?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love the school pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking after a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:26Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Mila, um, Mila, um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give them one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that.
00:02:25Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31I thought I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:16Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:36She would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss...
00:06:21St-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more drinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:46Ugh!
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:11Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:16Ugh!
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your hearts.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good, kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:07Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins,
00:08:39did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much, and I love you.
00:08:56Come here, Pam.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides them, Mia, honestly,
00:09:13who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21plastic definition of perfect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this,
00:09:34raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents want us together.
00:10:26It's destiny.
00:10:28May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:11Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Mia.
00:11:32Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:33I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:59Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb charm like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken, but you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:38What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:46Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, it will spend the next two decades paying for.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:35Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:42What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo, no more applause.
00:15:18Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, Mee Paz.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have that king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, right?
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my name.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen.
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together.
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Kill her!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stopped him.
00:17:15Bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21How about that shiz?
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:31You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about considering.
00:18:54If you do,
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:35I don't.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch.
00:19:44Strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go, Cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09How are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right, contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's fine, sweet sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll stick this in here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52Like this.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:13I hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:34Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:59And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:18So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:49And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:24We did it! I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend! We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No! Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:47Ah!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:54Sorry.
00:24:55High School Bucket List, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot. Make it epic.
00:25:03Food bite!
00:25:07Food bite!
00:25:09Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:19Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty, Jessica. You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What? No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:12Oh, sorry. No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended? I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no. I'm giving you a vacation day. You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course. You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43No, be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought. Why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us together, you're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:43I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:44Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Actus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Okay.
00:29:25Okay.
00:29:26Good.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Isep racchii.
00:29:40Pactylis major.
00:29:45Pactylis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria, amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:55No, it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of last clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to leave?
00:30:42Trapezoise.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You're done cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:05Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:48I'm not this kid.
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:50Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:25Mm.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13That's my mouth before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:46No.
00:36:46No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07I want you to do it.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:31me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Look, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53This is once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57Listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32Cop Con.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:49But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:21Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if it were worth?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Go to party as you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09You know,
00:40:10that walking steroid,
00:40:12he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18You are...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:26not going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:38Sorry.
00:40:39Oh,
00:40:40my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No,
00:40:48I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item in room 11.
00:40:56Finally,
00:40:56find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress
00:41:00for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you want to like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh,
00:41:22yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah,
00:41:24let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:58Well,
00:41:58it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her
00:42:01to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs
00:42:03are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic
00:42:07or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl,
00:42:10remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy
00:42:13the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s
00:42:16are freaking rough,
00:42:17dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know
00:42:36everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And,
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazy
00:43:28to your Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh,
00:43:32on page four,
00:43:33there's a great
00:43:33parable boy that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself
00:43:36in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little paint book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody
00:43:50had braces,
00:43:51Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:12with her in seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly
00:44:19since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:24a year ago,
00:44:25this book would have
00:44:25destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing
00:44:45on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:50on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait
00:44:57till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay,
00:45:00English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato.
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your
00:45:22stressed out pain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:31you're beautiful,
00:45:33Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about look,
00:45:45okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Blom it while you've got it.
00:46:01You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit,
00:46:14Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes,
00:46:16Mia!
00:46:16Okay,
00:46:17Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you
00:46:22pretending to be hot
00:46:24and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never
00:46:26be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live
00:46:29like us.
00:46:30No,
00:46:30I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game
00:46:33of truth or dare?
00:46:35I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy
00:46:46as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares
00:46:49if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet
00:46:53I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those
00:47:07nap-pages
00:47:08have a
00:47:08dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye,
00:47:10Jess.
00:47:15Ugh!
00:47:16Even her
00:47:16alcohol
00:47:17tastes like
00:47:18trash!
00:47:20Ha, ha,
00:47:21ha, ha.
00:47:22I don't know
00:47:23what you're doing.
00:47:24what you're doing.
00:47:25I don't know
00:47:25I don't know
00:47:26what you're doing.
00:47:27I don't know
00:47:28what you're doing.
00:47:44Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least
00:47:55get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me
00:47:59ask again,
00:47:59bitches!
00:48:01You can't
00:48:02quit on me right now.
00:48:03Mia,
00:48:03not before I,
00:48:04not before I tell you
00:48:05that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:15You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Huh.
00:48:18Why?
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder
00:48:22would be a fun
00:48:23party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying
00:48:26to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know
00:48:28her giant head
00:48:29would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember,
00:48:45vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad
00:49:04you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like
00:49:08a total smoke show
00:49:09in that bathing suit.
00:49:11Ha ha ha.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never
00:49:18gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying
00:49:23just gets worse
00:49:24and worse
00:49:25and somehow
00:49:26she still
00:49:27ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never
00:49:31date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't
00:49:37make
00:49:38promises
00:49:39you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl
00:49:41I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting
00:49:47your grades up
00:49:48for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in
00:49:53the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you
00:49:56stay
00:49:56with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this
00:50:19all for you.
00:50:20I love you.
00:50:33Okay.
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or
00:51:01bored so it's never around anyone which is good i'm not just anyone
00:51:12what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating
00:51:20class you want to help me rap mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35i'm not yet anyway
00:51:41so hate ball girl what's future me like don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not why do you not i know you're not
00:51:52you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder i was in love
00:52:21hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one i meant that i was in love with being from the future because now i know all these
00:52:35things are awesome
00:52:36yeah so so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know i can actually uh read the future also really you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals i'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:13i'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be me
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no i'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:55:00the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right
00:55:04even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash garby got you all toy cars
00:55:23thank you
00:55:24i got some gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and i love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16omg you're twinning
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and kunk-kunk hair is your gift
00:56:36only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:52no matter what i do
00:56:53this always gets your way
00:56:55prom queen connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:13they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:18no
00:57:18no they're stupid
00:57:21and she
00:57:21she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:29nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:58:00so i know these aren't
00:58:02coach bags or tiffany grace books but i hope coming under the real world
00:58:10you'll remember them
00:58:12nina what did you do
00:58:18how'd you know i wanted to be an artist
00:58:22i haven't told anybody i wanted to be an artist
00:58:25but you should
00:58:27you're more talented than you know
00:58:30you just need a cool artist name
00:58:33like
00:58:35banksy
00:58:46you'll be an amazing songwriter
00:58:48just write about that breakup taylor
00:58:55that's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams
00:58:59be jordan
00:59:03nina these are incredible
00:59:06but i'm kind of confused by my gift
00:59:11just wait a few years
00:59:13you're gonna be filthy rich
00:59:17and
00:59:18you deserve it
00:59:23everybody shut up
00:59:25why the hell are they all cheering for you
00:59:29why don't you open your gift and find out
00:59:31i got one for you too
00:59:54this one's for you
01:00:06yeah i
01:00:11me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15this is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18how did you find
01:00:19magic eight ball
01:00:21a year from now connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25it's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27do everything with your dad
01:00:30of all you can
01:00:33you'll never get this time back
01:00:37thank you
01:00:38thank you
01:00:42oh my god i didn't get you anything
01:00:43hey no
01:00:44tell me what you want and i'll go get it
01:00:46promise me
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50that's all
01:01:02for you
01:01:04i'll do it
01:01:09congrats
01:01:10looks like you went over the class
01:01:13now what
01:01:17it's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22hey everyone
01:01:24tonight
01:01:25all of us misfits
01:01:27are going to the finals
01:01:29boycotting jessica's prom queen
01:01:43i knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02what are you rejects doing here
01:02:07animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10we're taking a stand
01:02:12we won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16no plastics for prom
01:02:18no plastics for prom
01:02:20you all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23worshipped
01:02:27they were terrified of you
01:02:28it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31but now
01:02:32we finally found our place
01:02:34right
01:02:37since you suddenly think you're the joan of arc of rejects
01:02:42let's hear your voice
01:02:46attention everyone
01:02:49america's favorite outcast mia watkins
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school
01:03:13come on
01:03:15come on mia we're all waiting
01:03:20hey
01:03:21hey yes you can
01:03:23show them all what you can do
01:03:27all of them
01:03:30no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32yes
01:03:34just don't look at them
01:03:35look at me
01:03:37i believe in you here
01:03:38get your can of water away
01:03:40this is gonna be legendary
01:03:44i believe in you
01:03:51high school bucket list item number 14
01:03:54live your beyonce
01:04:00hi everyone
01:04:03please rise
01:04:25just look at me
01:04:34oh say
01:04:37can you
01:04:39see
01:04:40by the dawn's
01:04:44early light
01:04:46what so proudly
01:04:50we hailed
01:04:52at the twilight's
01:04:55last gleaming
01:04:57whose broad stripes
01:05:00and bright stars
01:05:03through the perilous fight
01:05:08o'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17and the rocket's red glare
01:05:22the bombs bursting in air
01:05:27gave proof through the night
01:05:32that our flag was still there
01:05:37oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50o'er the land of the free
01:05:55and the home of the brave
01:06:20and the home of the brave
01:06:41if you want to win you got to give them a show right
01:06:43yeah
01:06:44plus i like kissing you
01:06:45what were you saying
01:06:48oh nothing that i um
01:06:49i just thought i'm really
01:07:00shit that's my dad
01:07:02what is he doing here
01:07:03he never comes to my games
01:07:04what if i fuck up
01:07:05hey
01:07:07connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:10this is the big game
01:07:12yeah
01:07:13this is the only game he cares about
01:07:15hey look at me
01:07:17i already know what happens
01:07:18remember
01:07:21listen
01:07:21in the last moment
01:07:23take that three-pointer
01:07:25it'll seem impossible
01:07:27but
01:07:28trust me
01:07:32interesting
01:07:35and here we go everyone
01:07:37the big championship game
01:07:38the fairfield lions
01:07:40versus the falcons
01:07:41for the big one
01:07:42here we go ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43let's begin
01:08:11and ten seconds left
01:08:13home team is down
01:08:14two points
01:08:15and connor
01:08:16oliver
01:08:17has the ball
01:08:22he's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:24he's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34and there he goes
01:08:39yes he scores
01:08:41the fairfield lions
01:08:4249 to 48
01:08:44and they win the game
01:08:55let's go
01:08:57first in a and now this
01:09:02expect me at all your college games
01:09:05con
01:09:05really
01:09:07really
01:09:09sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13and on you
01:09:19i couldn't be
01:09:19looks like you got a fan
01:09:23who feels the same
01:09:25congratulations
01:09:26congratulations
01:09:29yeah
01:09:30yeah
01:09:30you were right about everything
01:09:33oh
01:09:33am i being pumped
01:09:36pimply mouth breather
01:09:38isn't going to steal
01:09:38con con
01:09:39and my crown
01:09:41we will take him down
01:09:43we will take him down
01:09:44for good
01:09:45i won because of you
01:09:46no no
01:09:47he won because of you
01:09:49i just gave you a little hint
01:09:52but i do accept payment
01:09:54and kisses
01:09:57i could do a lot better than that
01:10:09wait
01:10:12should we be doing this
01:10:14i mean what about your crush
01:10:15the girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:17it's you mia
01:10:19it always has been
01:10:23holy sick
01:11:13good morning beautiful
01:11:17you're staring again
01:11:21five more minutes
01:11:23you're kind of distracting
01:11:27should we just ditch school and
01:11:29do this all day
01:11:30i can't have a chem test
01:11:32this was your chem test
01:11:36and you passed
01:11:37with flying colors
01:11:44okay
01:11:44say we do
01:11:47skip class
01:11:49and what about
01:11:52brown tonight
01:11:54oh you still wanted to go to
01:11:55i figured i would just ask my crush
01:12:01you're never gonna let that go
01:12:05it's
01:12:06it's just that
01:12:07you're the valedictorian
01:12:09how did you not figure out that i've liked you since
01:12:12ninth grade
01:12:14what
01:12:15because i looked like chewbacca back then
01:12:17what
01:12:18yeah
01:12:20i actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:21and those
01:12:23like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25no you didn't
01:12:26yeah
01:12:26it's so hot
01:12:32okay so
01:12:34hurry up and ask me though
01:12:36oh you want me to ask you
01:12:37yes please
01:12:38oh i gotta do it properly
01:12:43mia watkins
01:12:46will you
01:12:53will you officially
01:12:55be my prom date
01:12:57and my girlfriend
01:13:01yes i will go with you
01:13:02and i will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11come on
01:13:12let's go win that crown
01:13:14five more minutes
01:13:15you said
01:13:16i am gonna give you
01:13:22the perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:25jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:29oh she's going to
01:13:31i don't know
01:13:34why don't they get the game
01:13:37maybe she's given her
01:13:41no
01:13:43she won't
01:13:47i know she won't because
01:13:50i've lived it
01:13:53i'm sorry to say again
01:13:57okay
01:13:58this is gonna sound insane
01:13:59chris but you're my best friend
01:14:01so i have to tell you the truth
01:14:03i
01:14:07i'm from
01:14:09the future
01:14:17okay
01:14:19yeah the future cool
01:14:21are you like totally freaked out
01:14:23are you gonna like call my parents or the cops
01:14:25or uh an exorcist
01:14:28no you're not
01:14:30mia you're not crazy
01:14:31and you're not a liar
01:14:34if you say you're from the future
01:14:38i believe you
01:14:43okay okay
01:14:44that'd be the future scoop
01:14:45i had a boss sent
01:14:47oh and was i right about lance boss
01:14:49okay um
01:14:50they got off the island
01:14:52and lance does come out
01:14:53and they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:55and they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:56the future's final
01:14:58you have no idea
01:15:00but
01:15:00this dance could change my whole life
01:15:03actually
01:15:05so will you help me
01:15:11but before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13that is jess
01:15:43you look like a queen
01:15:45thanks
01:15:47hopefully i love you
01:16:03welcome students
01:16:05to this year's 2006
01:16:08senior prom
01:16:15you have one hour left
01:16:17to vote for this year's
01:16:18prom king
01:16:19and prom queen
01:16:25ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27ready to need therapy
01:16:29after i win
01:16:30we're going down
01:16:32watkins
01:16:33bring it on
01:16:34jessica
01:16:51oh my god
01:16:58give it up jessica
01:17:00i don't
01:17:01i want mia
01:17:04but i want you
01:17:05we are perfect together
01:17:07why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon
01:17:11oh shut up and look hot
01:17:14con con
01:17:14think about your future
01:17:18my life is going to be amazing
01:17:21it could be
01:17:23if you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:29you can be better than this
01:17:30jessica
01:17:35i know you didn't want this before
01:17:38but
01:17:38open it
01:17:49jessica
01:17:50hey
01:17:50don't
01:17:51don't
01:17:51do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:53okay
01:17:55it could save your future
01:17:56if you don't
01:18:03i'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning
01:18:19principal davis
01:18:21there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:18:23i think it's cracking
01:18:27i don't know
01:18:28but just go get them
01:18:30hurry
01:18:31they are dying
01:18:53everyone
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's prom queen
01:18:59let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage
01:19:03neil watkins
01:19:04jessica hart
01:19:08and as expected
01:19:10give it up for your prom king
01:19:12basketball all-star
01:19:15connor oliver
01:19:34while i finish counting the votes
01:19:37let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:41let's start with jessica hart
01:19:45i would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years
01:19:52i'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55and represent hot popular rich people everywhere
01:20:04hi
01:20:07i shouldn't be here
01:20:10that's what i told myself the past four years
01:20:14i wasn't good enough
01:20:17i wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18i wasn't strong enough
01:20:22but i'm here now
01:20:26and
01:20:27i'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29the misfits
01:20:31the outcasts
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone
01:20:37you're not
01:20:41thank you
01:20:50all right
01:20:51ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52the votes are in
01:20:53looks like we have
01:20:55a winner
01:21:01and
01:21:02your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06winner is
01:21:11jessica hart
01:21:17i'm so sorry
01:21:20it's okay
01:21:21this is your moment
01:21:22you earned it
01:21:23i knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35smile king
01:21:36it's gonna be your book
01:21:41you were right
01:21:43you saw it all
01:21:47and you believe to me
01:21:52out of the way freak
01:21:53this is for royalty only
01:21:56oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59mia has something to say
01:22:01i warned you
01:22:11mia
01:22:12mia
01:22:13mia
01:22:14mia
01:22:14mia watkins
01:22:15they're all for mia
01:22:16and i saw jessica throw them out
01:22:18what
01:22:19no
01:22:20these are fake
01:22:22principal davis
01:22:23this is a set up
01:22:24mia
01:22:25is this true
01:22:27no
01:22:28no
01:22:28actually
01:22:31jessica lied
01:22:32bribed
01:22:33and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34okay
01:22:36mia
01:22:37mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39it's no wonder that she won
01:22:41fairly
01:22:43but don't take it from me
01:22:45let's see
01:22:46show of hands
01:22:47who voted for mia
01:22:53mia
01:22:54mia
01:22:55mia
01:22:57mia
01:22:57mia
01:22:57mia
01:22:59they actually voted for me
01:23:01i never doubted them
01:23:03or you
01:23:12high school bucket list item number 15
01:23:15embrace your inner crown
01:23:19the crown is mine
01:23:21i'm the popular one
01:23:23i'm hot and i'm skinny
01:23:25and i'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:27what more do you people want
01:23:47jessica first you cheated
01:23:49now you could have killed someone
01:23:50this is grounds for expulsion
01:23:53security
01:23:53no
01:23:54no
01:23:55no
01:23:55it was mia
01:23:56she
01:23:57she knows things
01:23:58she's like a psychic
01:24:00or a witch or something
01:24:01i swear
01:24:02bye bye bimbo
01:24:04no
01:24:07no
01:24:10no
01:24:11no
01:24:14she's so nice
01:24:17that's nothing
01:24:18me in trouble
01:24:18you'll get in a few
01:24:20no
01:24:20no
01:24:20this isn't right
01:24:23you suck
01:24:25you're cheating
01:24:28curse on you queen bitch
01:24:32here
01:24:34take this
01:24:37no i can't take that
01:24:38yes
01:24:39i want you to
01:24:41clearly no matter when
01:24:43or where
01:24:44you are
01:24:44you can find me
01:24:47time traveling nerd
01:24:49right here
01:25:05here
01:25:05hey
01:25:06yeah
01:25:09you okay
01:25:11what happened
01:25:21you tricked and fell
01:25:23you alright
01:25:31where's jessica
01:25:33jessica
01:25:35jessica
01:25:36jessica hart
01:25:38i don't know
01:25:39she's probably in prison
01:25:39by now
01:25:41remember she got
01:25:41arrested at prom
01:25:43i haven't seen her
01:25:44since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened
01:25:51senior year came too
01:25:57but that's all in the past
01:25:59i want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know watkins
01:26:04since
01:26:05since
01:26:05since
01:26:05the first time i met you
01:26:06in freshman year
01:26:08i loved you
01:26:10you were
01:26:11the cutest
01:26:13glasses wearing
01:26:15nerd i ever met
01:26:20and from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to
01:26:24winning prom king and queen
01:26:25senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world
01:26:29i
01:26:30i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner
01:26:37give me a walk kids
01:26:42will you marry me
01:26:44hurry up and say yes
01:26:45i have to get back home
01:26:46to lance
01:26:49yeah
01:26:56i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler
01:27:00you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged
01:27:06no
01:27:08not in a million years
01:27:10but hey i guess
01:27:13some things
01:27:14you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:23i have to get back to you
01:27:31and no one
01:27:44makes me feel like you do
01:27:48i have to get back to you
01:27:59You
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