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00:24Packing.
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shitstorm you
00:50created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:55I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:57Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you once again?
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweetest.
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that horny auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shahjee's just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shahjee?
01:41Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:54I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm,
02:22and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
02:26but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting young and brown your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shahjee.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:44Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community
03:02for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:05Do you want more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment,
03:24I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:41and to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way
03:44hurts me deeply.
03:46You good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:50So you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Come.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know
04:04that I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06to make up for it
04:07and to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal bitches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18Eve is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims.
04:21Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:29Salim.
04:30You golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:48We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Mangi Naila.
04:54Mangi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Thank you, Naila.
04:57And she always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror
05:04to come host her own party.
05:05Eve is my body.
05:06Oh, you're such a beautiful woman.
05:09Thank you so much for having me.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Samina?
05:20Eve is my body.
05:23I'm so happy you could come.
05:25So we've decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you've done a great job, Tahira.
05:30But you know Naughty Naila, how is she?
05:32She doesn't manage her.
05:33She doesn't have to do anything.
05:34I'm not going to do decoration.
05:35I'm going to put her in the penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41needs a gardening place.
05:42Please eat.
05:43Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:46Eid Mubarak.
06:05Eid Mubarak.
06:06Oh, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor?
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19May I let him go?
06:22Maybe, yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no, I'm sorry.
06:53He's buff, right?
06:54Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
07:09and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community, like, ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:19Stop, man, I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife-ed off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Nuba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:03Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro, we good.
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09Well, go then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12I'm trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there,
08:18with the pink and green balls on them.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Well, before that...
08:32You need a baby.
08:34I'm talking about chai.
08:36Hey.
08:38Yeah, I got it.
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40You came in there?
08:41Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'm not gonna get up to you.
08:53My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Salim!
09:02Wait, wait, ya!
09:04Salim!
09:10Salim!
09:12Salim!
09:29Salim!
09:30Salim!
09:34Look, Mr. Tobai.
09:36I'm feeling like that.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey, doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes
09:42pregnant.
09:43Look.
09:43No, he's not, Mummy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:46Oh, my...
09:47Oh, look at that fresh prey.
09:50Zulfi.
09:50Weakest of us all.
09:52Yeah?
09:52I'm good, man.
09:53I'm good, you know.
09:54Don't leave.
09:55Shahjoo, she is coming.
09:55Don't leave.
09:56Shahbeta, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:58I need my goals in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's go
10:03let's go let's go let's go let's go our KPI is the most interesting thing about
10:10this okay it's the retention of the customer base after that discount period
10:13you know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride share
10:17yes Salim yes we same bro yes this guy you good yeah come join us man yeah I
10:24was doing that anyway yeah I got you some loaders bro thank you thank you
10:27that's I never got your number how you been I've been good bro yeah you've been
10:31breaking shit what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you try man trying
10:38and I got his arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we
10:43talked about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are
10:46growing by the day we'll be in all key five bars by June so move a sick idea in
10:51it I've been there from day one I remember bro I'm so proud of this guy
10:54customer so press and you know what's amazing he's always been an entrepreneur
10:57if anything he just went from selling grams to Instagram just out of interest
11:06what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything
11:09no no problems whatsoever no issues and just for clarity and I didn't go inside for
11:15selling mall it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it
11:19to be honest in a way he's a ride or die and he was there for me any credit
11:22issues though no credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've
11:25got right so if you need any credit we need financing just talk to me sorry just I
11:30was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series a
11:34through this conversation here this is in fact that the closest he's been to the
11:39business all right any fabulous it's too close okay give me about my dildo's it I
11:48even for me personally the most important quality about Muba is in fact the quality of
11:53the relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's
11:58bullshit that's fake and anyway I've always had a passion for customer services it's my thing
12:08that's one thing I picked up in Dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture
12:12one might say the Muslim way of doing business hmm I love the idea gonna present it to the guys
12:18see
12:19what they say well you're taking this you're trying to get investment from Dubai yeah okay
12:26yeah you good no no I'm just saying you know Dubai it works for people with well
12:32like with them but I mean what the fuck is this guy gonna do in Dubai but he gonna let
12:36you in bro you don't want to go there man I'm all in yeah remember that he was
12:43disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need it was good
12:48shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up with that
12:53background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich
12:58asshole also you forgot to say sorry again what the first class intazam kia Naila
13:06next year read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this year
13:32that's very kind of you to worry and I see a bit of your sister in him
13:44just charge and have someone you can talk to he has me Rukai had you too but she needed more
13:51help
13:51no no no no she doesn't know anything she was I love please it's all good my son is going
13:59to be the
14:00next James Bond we all couldn't be more proud it's okay to talk about the struggles
14:08now really thank you it's all good it's first class
14:38I see that she is a Muslim man and say you.
14:45Oh yes Lord we are we keep track of our veterans here in the business.
14:58How is it just like the world of our own.
15:00Yeah, it's weird if everything is crazy at that work.
15:05Yes it's weird that it's weird that we could be able
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
15:22Okay?
15:28For fuck's sake.
15:53Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:58Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:05Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27He's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone, but let's just be real about what this is, because this
16:36is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys, so, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:53Yo, can I just step in here for a minute, offer maybe a different perspective from my
16:57own, more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:16Instead of it going green, it goes gray.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really?
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29I'll show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:36Salim, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's my wife?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:04I will lead.
18:06I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us, and he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
19:00Come on.
19:00And avoidable.
19:01And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object,
19:17and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
19:37Assamya Allah, ulima, nuhamida.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:31I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:39Like, I really do.
20:41I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:52Well, do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14How will it do?
21:15All right.
21:16Safe.
21:16Safe.
21:19Safe.
21:36What happened?
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:39What?
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41You want to sit down?
21:42Come.
21:44How's your breathing?
21:45Okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you want to be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
21:54All right.
21:55All right.
21:56Come down, mate.
21:56Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
21:59Yeah.
22:00I'm glad you want to get a blanket or something.
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shaz, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around.
22:17That's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad.
22:19He's your dad.
22:19Shaz, you?
22:20Huh?
22:20Shaz, you?
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33What?
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:36That's some sweet little mini-caps driver, bro.
22:38Shut up, blow it, blow it, bro.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:40He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage, and he's been talking to it.
22:59You sure you're talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What?
23:01What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot?
23:04Well, that's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, he's not.
23:10Chalo, Shahjoo.
23:13Why are you, why are you saying Nicole Jau to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:18What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
23:31Peter, Paki, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, Vospo.
23:35I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:54Get the fuck out of here.
24:00Oh
24:01Oh
24:02Oh
24:03Oh
24:03Oh
24:04Oh
24:04Oh
24:31MET PORI TAMANNA IS PILHE NAKAM KEE
24:35OR DDE DDE DRE DRE DRE DRE DRE MES SOROT KOI YARAM KEE
24:40GUNKI PILWA MAKAR JOSHE TAMANNA DAHL KER
24:44EK KTRA DE MAKAR KTRA MEI DERIA DAHL KER
24:50EY SA TY TEYRI KHER TEYRI MAIN KADHE KI KHER
25:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
25:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
26:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
26:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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