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25:33Born, 1900. Married, 1922.
25:39We don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling. If you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:27What? What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait, uh, how did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:51We have to talk to her.
27:06She's dead.
27:10We'll be the best.
27:26We'll be the best.
27:42You get changed, I'll get Portia on board, and I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:48Play nice, or she won't help us.
27:58I'll meet you in the sunken room.
28:08I'll meet you in the sunken room.
28:20I'll meet you in the sunken room.
28:24Fuck!
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day? Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35These look really good. I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel. You can be honest with me. There's a lot of bad energy coming from you,
28:45and I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother, my mom, and the rest of our
28:50family. Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true. And I don't even care if you're
28:58carrying a blood evil curse. Because regardless, my brother loves you, and I will not let you bail on this
29:05wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas. Don't tell my
29:10parents. And I will not let that happen to Nikki. Are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my
29:17mother's dreams? Be honest.
29:21Good. Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned? Before everything
29:28is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you. Rachel, I don't say this lightly. You're really, really, really lucky to have me. Because I
29:46know how to summon the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits. Evil is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21My granite.
30:23Right. For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand, the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes. And then at the same time...
30:38Okay. And then at the same time, with your right hand, touch a belonging of the deceased. Right hand towards
30:45darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin.
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know everything. I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband David was the
31:14one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:18...
31:21...
31:34Um...
31:35...
31:35.
31:36Maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean, a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene, if you're there, please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh, my God, it moved.
32:07I thought you'd done this before.
32:09But it's never worked before.
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, what do I, what do I, what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her, talk to her.
32:14Okay, Arlene.
32:17What?
32:18Arlene.
32:21How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again.
32:32Arlene, how did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:53Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:11Something hit me.
33:12Something actually hit me.
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all.
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19Okay.
33:19No, he'll wonder.
33:20No, you have an excuse to get that nose job.
33:23No, Nellie.
33:24Is there a score?
33:25Am I going to have a face score?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck.
33:29No.
33:32No.
34:01Oh, fuck.
34:06I'm sorry, Dad.
34:08I'm sorry, Dad.
34:27Dad?
34:28Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no.
34:36Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets...
34:45To protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:32So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman.
35:37She is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nicky.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Please.
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ.
36:50You're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in there?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:11Just one more time.
37:27Are you here?
37:30Are you here?
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:58I don't know what to do anymore.
38:15I don't know.
38:19I don't know.
38:27Or are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane.
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:44And...
38:45My dad?
38:49He invited my dad.
38:52He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck.
38:54It's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:11Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not,
39:19and then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three years
39:33and agree to marry him and not the version who heard about a soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:42Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yes.
39:47This...
39:48This curse...
39:51Thing...
39:52It's completely bent your reality.
39:55It's...
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt...
40:05Is to make a decision, and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this.
40:12Curse, and go back to reality, reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Mm.
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Mm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Mm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't lie.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
41:00I think you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving.
41:03What if the parachute didn't open?
41:05Mm.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Mm.
41:16Mm-hmm.
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:22He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:26Oh.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:32Don't tell anyone.
41:44I'm sorry.
41:47I'm sorry.
41:48I'm sorry.
41:53I'm sorry.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey. Come. Come here.
42:46Hi.
42:50Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:08No.
43:11No, honey.
43:15It wasn't...
43:17It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time. I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad. I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what? You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:06That's not true.
44:08It is true. This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else? What else are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:38Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:45Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:47Oh, my God!
45:05What's that?
45:06You called me.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:23Something stolen.
45:27Something red.
45:42What the fuck did you do to me?
45:47Love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks.
45:56I did not raise since 1956.
45:59She looked at the front.
46:01She made a magic sign.
46:03She said, now what you need is...
46:05Love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
46:14She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.
46:18So this man, I can't be kind, it looks like you didn't eat.
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night.
46:29I started kissing everything inside.
46:54I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:57I didn't know if it was day or night.
46:58I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:02I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
47:02I started kissing everything inside.
47:06But then I kissed the clock down at 34 to 9.
47:10He broke my mind.
47:11What the fuck?
47:12Love potion number nine.
47:16Love potion number nine.
47:20Love potion number nine.
47:23Love potion number nine.
47:25Love potion pod nine.
47:37Love potion number nine.
47:41Love potion number 10 been given to her.
47:44Love potion number nine.
47:52Love potion number seven.
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