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The Great Indian Kapil Show
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00:20Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
00:30Thank you, thank you. Please sit here.
00:36Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy, I'm happy.
00:43Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:46You both know.
00:50You take someone on a Netflix platform,
00:53where people are watching in 192 countries.
00:55Then the person is making a YouTube channel,
00:57where people are making a YouTube channel.
00:59If you live in one house,
01:02then your mother is different,
01:05your father is different,
01:05your children are different.
01:07That's why I'm talking about you.
01:10This means to say that,
01:12you see, every person has made a video.
01:16You've got so many channels,
01:18and I've been in the kitchen.
01:19Guys, today I've made a bread and bread.
01:44Guys, you've got a moisturizer.
01:47Then you have a highlighter.
01:50Then blush, then lip gloss, and at the end you have a magenta mascara with black eyeliner and your new
01:57makeup looks better.
02:01No makeup looks better.
02:03First of all, there are 28 things in the mouth.
02:06Two inches in the mouth, you can see it like this.
02:11The little children of small towns, they were also on YouTube.
02:16Hi guys!
02:17Guys, guys, you all have to take a look like the animals of home.
02:20Hi guys!
02:22Okay, you can comment on them in the video that you are very bad.
02:24Guys, if they come back to the house, then they work their own.
02:30Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:34Look, there are only one person who has this blouse.
02:37They are listening to the young man with a normal smile, and they are wearing them.
02:40They will put in the background and the children who have seen a tattoo on their face.
02:47They will put in the background and they will make a tattoo on their face.
02:51Look at it, they have a different channel.
02:54They are from the knowledge of their own.
02:56They are from the piano.
02:56A little bit.
02:57They are from the expression.
03:01I will close my eyes and open my eyes and open my eyes.
03:05They say that the problem is the peace of mind, friends.
03:09The life of everyone is living.
03:12This is a life of four days.
03:13They say to me,
03:14What is four days?
03:15My mother is coming from 25 days.
03:18What is life of four days?
03:20What is life of four days?
03:22Today, some people make a video of traveling.
03:25Put your bag and get out of your bag.
03:28The world is waiting for you.
03:30What is life of four days?
03:33What is life of four days?
03:35But this is the truth.
03:38Those talented people,
03:40from their own business,
03:40from their original content,
03:42from their own channel,
03:43from their own channel,
03:43become a superstar.
03:44Today, the two of us are the stars.
03:47They call them on their channel.
03:49Please welcome Mr. Samirana
03:52and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:11How are you, bro?
04:14Welcome.
04:14Welcome, welcome, my bro.
04:16Oh, my.
04:17Oh, my.
04:18Welcome, welcome.
04:22Welcome.
04:23Welcome.
04:27Welcome.
04:28What's the truth?
04:32You're listening,
04:33the people who love you?
04:34...
04:35How are you?
04:35We're just happy that we're from jail.
04:36We are out of jail.
04:40You all know both of you.
04:42In the last year,
04:44you have searched more than celebrities.
04:50People were searching for the internet.
04:52There were other people who were searching for the police.
04:56What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:59It was a strange year.
05:01In this whole studio,
05:03there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:06We and Siddhu Paji.
05:15That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:20Come on, come on.
05:23We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:25We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:28We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:29We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:31We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:32Who will be afraid of ourselves?
05:34Well done.
05:35We are not the one who left on a doctor.
05:38They will became strangers first.
05:45Well done.
05:47Paji, if he has killed one joke today,
05:50we will all be thrown away.
05:51No, no, no.
05:55It's like I'm lost at home.
05:58Today, I'll take a little coaching with you.
06:00How do you bounce back?
06:02Last time Ranveer and Samir were at 7,
06:04there was a police case.
06:06So, today, you'll be at 2 again.
06:08Will you take coffee or take an anticipatory bail?
06:11We'll take it first.
06:15You were watching Latent.
06:17I've had a lot of episodes.
06:18I've also had a phone.
06:20I told him to call him.
06:21I said, why don't you have a case?
06:24And when my show closed,
06:28one day ago, I called a call
06:29that something is going to be bad with you.
06:32Is it true or not?
06:35I said, look, you've come to the eyes.
06:36Let's go a little.
06:38So, I'm telling you about my experience.
06:39I'm telling you, I don't want to say anything.
06:43You say anything and become famous.
06:45But when you're famous,
06:46you can't even say anything.
06:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:52But I just want to tell my brothers
06:54that you both don't have married.
06:56In our show, the people who work,
06:58they're all two kids.
07:00So, we'll do something today?
07:02I've done something today, sir.
07:04No, no, no.
07:05No, no, no.
07:07Sir?
07:09Hey!
07:10Today, we're a family-friendly zone.
07:12Today, we're going to be family-friendly.
07:14No, no, no.
07:15But Ranbir is very beloved.
07:16Very beloved.
07:16And these controversies are brought to you, bro.
07:19They come to teach you all.
07:21I'm sure you'll have learned a lot of things.
07:23People, let's see you so much love today.
07:24Look, let's see you.
07:24Look, let's see you.
07:26Look, let's see you.
07:28Look, let's see you.
07:28Let's see you.
07:29When the show closed,
07:30who was first?
07:30Who was first?
07:32Who was first?
07:32What was the story?
07:33I was first called a lawyer.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37And his phone didn't seem to be like.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:40Where did you go, Ranbir?
07:41And he closed?
07:41No, my brother came to an audience.
07:43I was in his house.
07:46Oh, wow.
07:47He's here for that.
07:48So, the people who have been able to do this is the only thing that they have been able to
07:51do this.
07:54I didn't have an idea.
07:55Direct one day, it was about an hour.
07:57And when they came, I said, come on.
07:59Then I knew that everything was happening.
08:01So, when you saw this clip, then you said, come on, come on, come on.
08:06Until then, I had an idea of leaving my home.
08:10After this controversy, you have a phone to do more shows.
08:14Do you have a live show?
08:15Or do you have a live show?
08:17Do you have a live show?
08:19Do you have a live show?
08:19The phone is very loud, sir.
08:21But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:23Do you know?
08:28Sir, how do you do it?
08:30I don't know.
08:31At that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:34I don't know if it was the price, it was the price.
08:37He said, whatever your good time is going on,
08:40your bad time is going on.
08:47We were waiting for the other.
08:48Something will happen, something will happen, but...
08:52Sir...
08:53At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:59That's why we did it.
09:01In the last two weeks, the rest of it was,
09:03Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:04And he closed the door.
09:09Yeah, Kapil, you were years before,
09:122004 or 2005,
09:132007.
09:15I felt this guy in 2007,
09:17I felt like this guy was just like that.
09:18Oh, what a hell.
09:20What a fun.
09:21What a fun.
09:22Samen?
09:22What did you do, son?
09:23It's been a compliment for you.
09:26Yeah.
09:29No, really.
09:30It's amazing.
09:31It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:32First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:35That's what people should know.
09:37No, not, you'll close the show,
09:39then leave your life.
09:42Then it will be clean.
09:43This figure is gonna be a good one.
09:45It's gonna be a good one.
09:45In the last six months,
09:47our friends are getting close to my friends.
09:48I feel like your friends are getting close.
09:50It's just a part of it.
09:55It's just a part of it.
09:55Trudy.
09:56What a difference, son?
09:57That's good.
09:57It's the way it is, friends.
10:01When there comes something,
10:02you might get some blood.
10:04It brings pressure to water.
10:06Quickly, going to water too.
10:06If you put it on your set,
10:08you can wait before the colleagues
10:09and then call the attorney as well.
10:11Sir.
10:12Sir, I am with a lawyer with him, genuinely.
10:15Okay, that's what he was sitting in your bagel.
10:17His whole theater broke his whole thing.
10:20Sir, in truth, you have a comedy theatre here,
10:23Habitat's name, and it's very important.
10:25Every week, someone's call is coming to a venue.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:32But, Raj, I would like to talk about you.
10:34Yes, sir.
10:35Sorry, your venue broke.
10:37How many times?
10:38Sir, three times.
10:39People came to the joke, they took off the joke,
10:41then they had to talk about.
10:43You all who are here, honestly,
10:45you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:47If you look at them,
10:48you just want to laugh at them.
10:50Thank you, sir.
10:50Thank you, brother.
10:54Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:57In truth, I am watching you from childhood.
11:00Like, across various shows.
11:01It was always my dream
11:02that in one day, I would come to the TV.
11:04I never thought you would come to OTT.
11:06one day.
11:13I genuinely love you so much,
11:16Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.
11:18I love you guys so much.
11:20I love you guys so much.
11:40I love you guys so much.
11:41I love you guys so much.
11:43You are absolutely brilliant.
11:48Super.
11:48Sir,
11:50what you learned from people.
11:52Genuinely,
11:53you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:56I was watching you.
11:57You and Shaker, sir.
11:59You were in the Comedy Circus.
12:00I followed every episode.
12:02Then I didn't know what to say.
12:05I am watching you guys so much.
12:12Go play with the nod, come come please.
12:19Too good, man.
12:20Genuinely, sir.
12:21I respect you both, but I do a little bit more
12:25because Yunus has never been out of zero.
12:36He has hit it, he has hit it.
12:42It seems like someone has hit me.
12:45His bad thing is wrong.
12:49But when we both went to the police station,
12:52there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Paji.
12:55They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:57He said, take it, take it, take it.
13:08Oh my God!
13:10Oh my God!
13:12Yunbir, tell me, how's your bicep?
13:14When I started, my goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:20I thought that it was a cool name.
13:21Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:23Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:25I thought that they would keep something cool.
13:28But over time, I don't drink beer.
13:33Bicep is still here.
13:35But the name is a little popular.
13:37So we've kept it.
13:38Do you have a liquor license?
13:40Do you have a liquor license?
13:40Or do you have a liquor license?
13:41No, no, no.
13:42It's a liquor license.
13:43When you've seen stand-up,
13:46you've seen a lot of jokes on your grandma.
13:49You've never said,
13:51why are you wrong with my family?
13:54Why are you wrong with my family?
13:55When you have jokes on your grandma,
13:55they're true?
13:56Look, sir.
13:57If I'm a movie,
13:58I write a movie in my grandma's memory.
14:00If I'm a singer,
14:02I write a movie in my grandma's memory.
14:04If I'm a comedian,
14:05I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
14:06I can write a joke.
14:07Very good.
14:08Well said.
14:09Well said.
14:10And I have some awareness.
14:12Like my grandma,
14:13sir, my brother,
14:14attacked me once.
14:15And I was at home alone.
14:17And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:19Oh.
14:20Do you remember it?
14:23Tell me, Archana,
14:24do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:25100 is the only call that night.
14:28It's the police.
14:30I didn't remember it.
14:31I didn't remember it.
14:31I called 102.
14:33Who did it?
14:34Fire.
14:34Fire.
14:35Yeah.
14:35He said,
14:36Where did the fire look?
14:37I said,
14:38the fire looks like in the morning.
14:40Oh!
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:45Oh!
14:46Oh!
14:49Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:55Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:07Oh!
15:11Oh!
15:12I watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
15:14So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
15:17Thank you, brother.
15:17Big, big day.
15:20Kama, you're an amazing comedian.
15:23So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:28Stand-up.
15:30In this case,
15:31there's no doubt about India's best comedian.
15:35I don't want to say India's world.
15:36It's right here, Kapil Sharma.
15:38I love you, bro.
15:43Genuinely, I don't know how he does it.
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:53It is unbelievable.
15:55Like, it's...
15:56Here's a legend veteran at this time.
15:58Thank you, bro.
15:59Lovely.
16:01People do this.
16:02When you give love,
16:04your confidence is like this.
16:06And what is it?
16:07Sometimes we make a script,
16:08sometimes we don't know the secrets,
16:09sometimes we don't know.
16:10But people,
16:11watching you,
16:11watching you,
16:13watching you,
16:14watching you,
16:14watching you,
16:15watching you,
16:15watching you,
16:16watching you.
16:17And this is your love.
16:22Kapil,
16:23I want to ask you a question.
16:25Why?
16:26Why?
16:28Why?
16:33Why?
16:36Why?
16:37Why?
16:37Why?
16:58And there's a jam in the back, right?
17:01It's a red color jam, right?
17:04So I feel like this is a great blessing,
17:06that you feel good to do it.
17:08We are also with people when we don't get money.
17:11So I feel like you keep doing your work with your heart,
17:14and then the rest of the things come.
17:15So I feel like a blessing, bro.
17:17And I've also watched many films,
17:19which actors have watched,
17:21when they come to our show,
17:22I feel like this is a real dream or something.
17:26We can live in life.
17:28We can do everything in the family.
17:29I can do everything in the family.
17:30We can do everything in the family.
17:30I feel like a family,
17:31and that's what we are doing.
17:36I have to go on the family,
17:42and have no blessing.
17:44Absolutely.
17:47And listen, what are you talking about?
17:49I have to talk about a lot.
17:52In the family,
17:53there are two people.
17:54One is L.I.C. and the other is Ranveer.
17:58What will happen after death?
18:01That's why big people don't go to this podcast.
18:05And if someone's gone, someone's gone and goes out and goes out.
18:09Sometimes it's uncomfortable with someone's question.
18:13No, I feel that people are open.
18:16So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:18How do I give a little example?
18:20I drill.
18:21Do you think about death?
18:23I didn't think about death.
18:25No?
18:26It happens to me that you've seen a little notice.
18:27Don't come from one moment.
18:28But you're scared or excited.
18:31Who's excited for death?
18:34Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:36What is this?
18:38It's a good thing. Where are we going?
18:40I'm afraid of death.
18:42Let's start it.
18:43He asked me last year.
18:45Do you think about death?
18:47I didn't think about death.
18:48But for the last year, I thought about death.
18:50I think the white man is going out.
18:58I thought about death.
18:59Well I'm afraid.
19:00Well I've got to talk about death.
19:01Yes.
19:01You need to talk about death.
19:03I'm afraid of death.
19:08I'm afraid I'm afraid of death.
19:16I'm afraid of death.
19:20I'm afraid of death.
19:20I'm afraid of death.
19:20That's not my survival.
19:20Oh
19:32Hi
19:50I think you're going to do it.
19:53I'm on a diet.
19:54No, no, no, no. First time, I'll eat a little bit.
19:57Open your mouth.
19:59Wow.
20:01You go to the house and eat it.
20:05Why did they eat it?
20:06Don't open your mouth.
20:13If they opened your mouth,
20:16it's like that in their deserts,
20:18we're going to end the main course.
20:22Correct.
20:23India has got latent.
20:25India has got deleted.
20:29Let me introduce myself.
20:32Today, Sunil Paal wrote a script.
20:38I've watched your show.
20:40You do a great show.
20:41Thank you so much.
20:43You also listen to the audience.
20:44Yes, you listen to me.
20:46I have a joke.
20:47Listen to me.
20:48One time, I'm telling you,
20:49there's a person who lives in the balcony.
20:52He comes from the balcony.
20:53He comes from the balcony.
20:54He asks,
20:55he's at home.
20:56He says,
20:57he's out.
20:59What happened?
21:00He didn't come.
21:01The police didn't come.
21:05What happened?
21:10I'm telling you with emeritus.
21:17He aslฤฑndaๆฐera.
21:21He did have high death.
21:23I am a legend with a category.
21:30Let's not search for a menace.
21:31I mean, you get tired.
21:33How can I do it today?
21:36You talk to aliens.
21:39Yeti's 101 stories.
21:42I have understood that you read such books,
21:46and that's why you all ask.
21:48Yeti's seen, Alien's seen.
21:51Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:56India's best podcast.
21:58I've seen it, I've seen it.
22:01I've seen it.
22:03It's a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:09He's telling them that you're so cute,
22:12if I'm your wife's girlfriend.
22:15Are you talking about something?
22:17No, no, you've seen the podcast.
22:19No, I'm not saying that.
22:20What's wrong with you?
22:22The very big comedian, Kiku Sharada,
22:24the big guy.
22:27The big comedian,
22:29In the social media, the price is also available on all of you.
22:33Your $2,000,000 is more than that.
22:42Let's check some details.
22:44Samir, you will come back and check some.
22:46Please, you will come back.
22:49Who is this bag?
22:50It's Samir.
22:52Jess.
22:53Yes.
23:23Sunil Paal will look good.
23:24Yes.
23:27By chance, if anyone has ever said anything,
23:29we haven't understood any jokes.
23:31So, our show comes Saturday on Netflix.
23:34Let's watch it.
23:35If you haven't watched Saturday,
23:36you can watch it later.
23:38Lifetime.
23:38Our episodes are not deleted.
23:45Thank you so much.
23:46Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:51We have some pictures.
23:53And our audience, too.
23:55We are going to comment on the comments.
23:57Come here.
24:06Samir has a photo.
24:07Caption this.
24:08Who is this?
24:09Aapur, Anveer.
24:10He is Minati.
24:12He is a fukra.
24:13He is Mr. Beast.
24:14He is the biggest YouTuber of the world.
24:17We are also MythPath.
24:18Let's watch the comments below.
24:21It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:26And let's see.
24:29The case who is more serious,
24:31he is sitting in front of us.
24:34Who is sitting in front of us?
24:35Oh, Ranmi.
24:38And let's see.
24:39What was that?
24:40Nine years of bare bicep.
24:42I now enter my tenth.
24:44All the beginning of my career,
24:45my mind was full of ideas.
24:47But my heart was full of...
24:48What was the purpose of writing?
24:50This samurai sword?
24:51Yeah, that samurai sword.
24:53Katana.
24:54Once a man says...
24:54I just don't know what to do with my mother...
24:56He is lying behind me.
24:58Once he's having a joke.
24:59After that, he is standing behind me.
25:02These ladies are lying behind my car.
25:02How long is the captioning coming?
25:06What?
25:07When the captioning comes right away...
25:09The captioning comes right away...
25:11The captioning comes right away,
25:11Not like nothing.
25:14And you see...
25:17If you want to see the sky, where the sky won't open the sky.
25:24Let's see.
25:25It's a shirt.
25:33Let's see.
25:36This is a photo of Scotland.
25:39Sir, dude, what have you put in it?
25:41What? Back back? You're stretching?
25:43Sir, before the show, there was muscle pull.
25:49If you have more control, you don't have control.
25:51But when she did it, her dad was more poor.
25:54Then she's not too.
25:55When someone comments was sent out,
25:57the girl came to the name of the name.
26:05They were more expensive than the girl.
26:07America has been preparing to be arrested.
26:11See.
26:15My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:21You've never had a whole blood test?
26:25All reports were normal.
26:28What do you mean by this?
26:30I mean, it's a good feeling.
26:32It's like a therapy.
26:34I'm also a beast.
26:37I was like a dog.
26:39Before I go out, I'm going to work my own.
26:46And look at this.
26:49And look at this.
26:50And look at this.
26:52And look at this.
26:54And look at this.
26:55Oh, oh, oh.
26:59Look at this.
27:01The longest and short.
27:03Shortest running shows together.
27:10And look at this.
27:13Show stopper with show stop.
27:16The public is also creative.
27:18And look at this.
27:20It's finished.
27:23Today we have a special guest.
27:26His name is Charles.
27:28He's a very nice and delicious person today.
27:30He's a great guest.
27:32May you make more than a challenge.
27:36For Charles.
27:37Come here.
27:37We were in our event.
27:40And Charles was hosting on this event.
27:43He was hosting Netflix office.
27:45Brilliant host.
27:46And the man who worked with that person.
27:50Charles,
27:51First of all, I want to tell you something about yourself and what are your delicious things.
27:57So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
28:00Yes.
28:01So, Archan and Madam, the same thing, I love you.
28:05So, my name is Charles Rao and I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:11So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India which works from the cradle to the grave
28:17for the community.
28:20Now, what do I tell you?
28:21I am not born blind.
28:23From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:26Someone asked me, sir, when do you do comedy?
28:30I said, when I was born, it was comedy.
28:33And I want to tell you something.
28:35Archan, I am for you.
28:36Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:39Today, I had to come to the show and I stood on the platform to cross the road.
28:43To cross the road.
28:45A person came and was running in his own way and I was stuck.
28:49He was stuck and he had to touch me.
28:50And he didn't say anything.
28:52I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:53And I went and I took it.
28:54I said, okay, okay, okay.
28:56And I went and left and left and left and left.
28:59And I disappeared.
29:00Someone left there and left and left.
29:03Last time I went and I was running platform number 1-2, 2-1.
29:10So, the story says that if you want to keep someone in life,
29:15then you will keep it with your empathy.
29:16And it's not that I just want to do something and leave someone.
29:22Charles, do you want to do one podcast?
29:25Yes sir, sir.
29:26Do you want to take it for your interview?
29:27Or do you want to take it for your client?
29:29Kapil sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand, my friend Praful.
29:36So, he's here.
29:37Beautiful.
29:38Thank you, brother.
29:39We also have a gift for you.
29:40So, Charles, you are so beloved.
29:42And for you, from IBBO, you will get a foreign trip.
29:48Go to Bali.
29:48Go to Bali.
29:49Go to Bali.
29:50So proud.
29:55Thank you very much.
29:56Thank you very much.
29:56Thank you very much.
29:57Thank you very much.
29:59Thank you very much.
30:00Thank you very much.
30:01Thank you very much.
30:02Thank you very much.
30:02Thank you very much.
30:03Thank you very much.
30:03Thank you very much.
30:03Thank you very much.
30:04Thank you very much.
30:05Thank you very much.
30:05Thank you very much.
30:05Thank you very much.
30:06Thank you very much.
30:07Thank you very much.
30:07Thank you very much.
30:09Thank you very much.
30:12Thank you very much.
30:15Thank you very much.
30:25Oh
30:27Sunil
30:29Welcome
30:43Okay
30:45How are you, Sarjee?
30:47I'm just watching today
30:49How are you wearing shoes?
30:52What are you wearing?
30:53Sunil, you are very happy
30:55Sunil, when you go to Munch, they always say
30:57I'm Sunil Paal, comedy-like Laal
30:59And this is called the comedy-like Antakwadi
31:03How did you see them with a grenade?
31:06Do you have any thoughts?
31:08Sir, they have so much fun to me
31:11But I don't know
31:15What are you doing?
31:16I
31:18I
31:18I
31:19I
31:19I
31:19I
31:20I
31:20I
31:20I
31:20I said that when I was dead, it was good.
31:24But the one who killed him, he didn't get hurt.
31:30The one who doesn't understand, the one who doesn't understand.
31:33And the one who doesn't understand, the one who doesn't understand.
31:39What can I tell you, Kafil?
31:41You've got to see this in the same time.
31:46Sir, what about you?
31:47Sir, one second.
31:49I've done so much love you.
31:51I mean, they don't have so many difficulties.
31:53I'm going to kill a grenade.
31:57I don't even know what the problem is.
31:59I don't perform in the melee.
32:01I don't speak to you.
32:03I don't have any difficulties with you.
32:05It's just one thing.
32:06Why don't you brush me?
32:07Do not do anything.
32:16The time for brushing is over, I have to dry them before, but I don't want to dry them here.
32:22And now, I am going to dry them for myself.
32:25Yes sir.
32:26I love you sir.
32:26I'm going to see it.
32:27I love you sir.
32:38But I want to ask Sunil, what have you done at the time?
32:41I would say that if you are an adab,
32:43then remember to be an adab.
32:45And if you are an adab,
32:47then only be an adab.
32:49Wherever the adab is an adab,
32:52whatever I have learned from the adab,
32:54I have learned from Sunil Paal Ji's videos.
33:00They have never seen a adab.
33:02No, this is not.
33:02I have learned from their comments.
33:07I have learned from their comments.
33:11Sunil Paal Ji, genuinely,
33:12I have one number from 10.
33:15And...
33:16Thank you very much.
33:22Thank you very much.
33:22Thank you so much.
33:23Thank you so much.
33:25What have you said about them?
33:32Showstopper.
33:33Showstopper.
34:02Love you.
34:02Love you.
34:04Thank you very much.
34:05I have a question.
34:06Sunil, where do I know you?
34:07You live in the first laughter challenge.
34:09We were watching you.
34:09We thought that we would give you an audition.
34:11And you...
34:12I was sitting in that office.
34:14The phone came in front of us.
34:15So, there were not dates for six months.
34:18Sunil Paal, how many months are busy for the next six months?
34:20You have earned the coronavirus.
34:21That day, you came to my film premiere to Chapel.
34:23You came to Apple.
34:23Yes.
34:25What's your strategy?
34:26What was your strategy?
34:27What is it?
34:27It seemed like I was thinking that a big one,
34:32a big one.
34:34I am very handsome.
34:35What am I very handsome?
34:36What am I doing?
34:38I am so big.
34:40I thought that I will do something like that.
34:43I am different.
34:44Seriously?
34:44Seriously?
34:44Yeah.
34:45So, I feel like you were playing basic,
34:48and you were looking at light weight,
34:49so you were going to go there.
34:51No, no, no.
34:52They're playing in a chapel,
34:54and they'll get to them somewhere.
35:09Sir,
35:10they've said so much to us.
35:14My mother will be happy here.
35:17I remember one thing,
35:19when we came to a laughter challenge,
35:21a big legendary comedian of Pakistan.
35:24They said,
35:26there's competition,
35:27a film star,
35:29a hero in making,
35:30and she's wearing this,
35:30and I'm wearing this.
35:31What is it?
35:32You're also laughing.
35:33You're also laughing.
35:34You're also laughing.
35:35You're taking a lot of laughter,
35:37you're taking a lot of laughter,
35:38you're taking a lot of laughter.
35:39You're not talking about it,
35:39that's what matters.
35:41But the thing you're doing,
35:42that's a noble thing.
35:43Sunil,
35:43We're doing a lot of love for you.
35:46And you also,
35:46thank you.
35:48I just request that I've never done anything.
35:51I don't think anyone has ever done that.
35:54I have been downloaded as well.
36:21Let's do a debate.
36:23What should happen in comedy and what should we do?
36:25This is the debate.
36:27Done, sir. Let's go.
36:44Welcome to Tjik's News Debate.
36:47Oh, wow.
36:50Now tonight,
36:51in the debate.
36:54Debate in the tonight.
36:58You have to say here.
37:01What you don't say,
37:02just say. Noise pollution has to be there.
37:07Lovely.
37:09Let me introduce.
37:17I have to sit down.
37:20I am sitting here.
37:22Two dogs, one dog.
37:25Sorry, sorry, sorry.
37:28Two dogs, one dog.
37:30Sunil Palser.
37:54Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:57Relax, relax.
37:58There are two people sitting on their hands, Ranveer.
38:04What's your name, brother?
38:08Look, I can't tell my real name for the security reason,
38:12but my name is the social media.
38:16I'm going to talk about this a different place.
38:20My card is also made by the union.
38:23So, where have you done this?
38:25You don't believe me.
38:27I've been two times.
38:29I've been speaking with my wife.
38:31I've been speaking with my wife.
38:32My wife was married.
38:33My wife was married.
38:34My wife was married.
38:36And I'm going to sit alone.
38:41I've been speaking with my wife.
38:43I've been speaking with my wife.
38:45I've been speaking with my wife.
38:46I've been speaking with my wife.
38:47So, I've been speaking with my wife.
38:48So, I've been speaking with my wife.
38:48So, I'm not going to talk about the debate.
38:50So, first of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:53Yes.
38:59I want to know that.
39:01Excuse me.
39:03Excuse me.
39:03I want to know that.
39:04Excuse me.
39:05Excuse me.
39:06I'm...
39:07I can avoid this topic that we can avoid.
39:10No, we cannot. Sorry.
39:11We can...
39:12No, no, no, no.
39:13It will be a church today.
39:16Today it will be, because today I forgot my blouse.
39:20Today I will talk about this topic.
39:26One minute.
39:28Is there a blouse?
39:34Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:36Uncle, uncle.
39:37Uncle, uncle, uncle.
39:38Uncle is your mother.
39:41Look, I will give the answer.
39:44What is the blouse, no gender of the blouse.
39:48The blouse can become a girl, a head, a generator, something.
39:54A blouse can become a blouse from a white canvas,
39:59that can become something.
40:01You have said a lot of great stuff.
40:06You have said something.
40:07Or not, I was going to say direct,
40:09I was going to make money for money.
40:13Don't forget the last one.
40:15I love your mouth completely.
40:18I'm sorry to say.
40:21I say, do your mouth upload on YouTube,
40:23and then delete it.
40:27Let me add, let me add.
40:28Can you just shut up, please?
40:29Two minutes, two minutes.
40:31Can we just listen to me?
40:33Yes.
40:35Sunil Pali Ji,
40:37I have said that
40:37the girls who teach the show
40:39the girls and boys who need to choose their interests.
40:42Sunil Pali Ji,
40:43would you say this,
40:44would you change your opinion?
40:45I would like to say this,
40:47I'm from Naakpur.
40:48My Naakpur Santra Nagri is
40:50and I'm from Naakpur Santra Nagri.
41:03We are here from the dark.
41:07Now you don't have any interest.
41:10There are also any interest.
41:15Sir, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:19You don't have any interest.
41:24One more story, tell me.
41:25If you are from Nagpur, why do you have vitamin C?
41:29Why do you think that you are going to be dead?
41:33Mr. Nabi, what do you think?
41:35What do you think about this?
41:36Say something like this, close us.
41:38We are home.
41:47I've never seen such a big boy.
41:49I've never seen such a big boy.
41:51I've never seen such a big boy.
41:52But I've never seen such a big boy.
41:55After I've seen such a big boy,
41:57I've never seen such a big boy.
41:58After I've seen such a big boy,
42:05I've never seen such a big boy.
42:05I support it.
42:07I'm a very Gen Z.
42:08I'm a very Gen Z.
42:09So I'm a fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:12I don't know how many of you are going to be Gen Z.
42:16I'm not sure how many years.
42:17Like Gen Z is a Gen Z.
42:20Okay, you tell me some of you
42:24What are you saying?
42:27Sir, I think that a girl is a girl
42:32No, come here
42:36Sir, I think that a girl is a girl
42:45You can be a girl
42:46People can see that they are a girl
42:48But they don't see their work behind them
42:51Like Kiku sir and Krishna
42:53Backstage, they were going to be a girl
42:5535 minutes
42:57And they were going to be a girl for a half hours
43:04This is another one
43:06You can be a man in 5 minutes
43:11So once upon a time
43:14Victor said
43:15Who is Victor?
43:17I don't know who
43:19But he just said that
43:20And I heard it
43:21Laughter is the shortest distance between two people
43:25I don't know what Victor said
43:28I don't care what Victor said
43:30But what I am sure to say
43:32I care
43:33I said
43:34There is comedy in small things
43:36What is the truth?
43:37I also think
43:38There is comedy in small things
43:39There is comedy in small things
43:40There is comedy in small things
43:43There is comedy in small things
43:45If you are out there
43:46If somebody comes to a girl
43:46I am sure
43:48What is the one
43:49For example
43:49This is nonsense
43:54He is standing by
43:56What is that?
44:01Tell me
44:01What is that?
44:03Tell me
44:04What is that?
44:41I got this.
45:07What did you say?
45:13Bha, bhai, dhekhe,
45:14ma toh ye kena chahta ho,
45:16bhaiya, joe kom, eeri hai,
45:18woe kom eeri hai.
45:21Ar yee, ek baat kena jatah ho,
45:23chunil kawas karvala isse a chahta.
45:27Wo bhi mera hi tha, wo bhi mera hi tha.
45:30Kasm se,
45:31mahi pundraha saal se inko follow kara ho,
45:33sab ko yeh, pehla joke hai,
45:34jispe archanah ji nahin aasi hai.
45:39Let me move on to the next topic.
45:42Dada ji na padoshan ko pichis se pakda.
45:45Chini chunate huwe.
45:47Dekha, baat ghoom gai.
45:48Toh kya paus lekar baat ghoomanay ka art hai comedy,
45:52is one of the rescue.
45:53Art ka da, mude padha nil,
45:55lekin fart mein padi comedy hai.
45:59Menei dekha, sunil ji,
46:01aapne object kiya tha,
46:02fart wali comedy ke oopar.
46:04What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass ho rye hai.
46:06It's fart.
46:07It's fart.
46:08What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed fart.
46:14Menei apoi baat batata chaoonga.
46:17Koi bhi aadmi
46:20aapnei maak ke peet se criminal nahin hota.
46:22Menei apoi kaahani zanata zhudab.
46:24Ramesh or Suresh do bhai te.
46:26Ramesh ne polis join ki
46:28Suresh ne aparat jagad ki dunia mein peir rakhha.
46:31Douniok ke pas pistol.
46:32Lekin Ramesh ki ijjat hoti.
46:34Kiyo kiyo kiyo kiyo kisne sahi raastah chuna.
46:36Hau pulis mei tha.
46:37Same vayasai fart or dhkar.
46:39Eki maa ke beethe hai.
46:42Lekin fart ki ijjat is liye ni kiyo kisne galt raastah chuna.
46:51Can I move to the next topic?
46:53Yes, yes.
46:54Next topic is hum chutkuloh mein, comedy mein, hathi chiti, gadhe ka words use kerte hain.
47:04Look at it.
47:07Look at it.
47:08Because they don't have voice.
47:11Why?
47:14Aap kahahan se baat karayi hai?
47:16Why we do that?
47:16Aap kahahan se baat karayi hai?
47:21Aap kahahan se baat karayi hai?
47:31Aap kahahan se baat karayi hai?
47:40Aap kahahan se baat ะบะฐัayi hai?
47:42Mold Ki ni si baat karayi hai?
47:44Aap kahahan se baat k Carayi hai?
47:45Margra pi sana akahe baing him.
47:46No!
47:48I just disagree, 30 saka- fish.
48:00One, two, three.
48:02Hau jap, mir ko baht Uppero Glacin die, had?
48:08This is airport, 800 rupees.
48:12Why are you going to be 800 rupees on the airport?
48:14The duck said that you have given it.
48:20The duck said that the duck is making the duck.
48:23The duck said that the duck made the duck.
48:34let's move your comedy me body shaming honi chahiye is my question
48:40aapka aesbara me kya kahana
48:48nation wants to know about the namati
48:58okay
48:59the game
49:00whenever and now this motivate come or touch ััะฝใใ
49:04that is lucky a moti ragam milly who
49:09so expecting you will take off a your fat
49:12tell you or your็่ฏ irony something
49:16father ME you tell me something
49:20I think it depends on how far you are.
49:28If he is standing in the face, he should not say.
49:32But if he is far away, he can run away.
49:37And then if you don't say the big one,
49:40and if you say the big one, then he will have a great fun.
49:44And he will have a great fun.
49:53This guy is so good.
49:59I want to ask you something.
50:01Your face is like a cycle.
50:03Why are you talking to me?
50:06This is an example that I am giving.
50:08My fingers will go in here.
50:09You look like a cycle.
50:12Your face is like a baby.
50:14Your face is like an athlete.
50:17These are examples.
50:19Example example.
50:20Your face is like a place.
50:22So all these examples.
50:24Your face is like this, your face is like this.
50:26Is that comedy?
50:31Is this the comedy?
50:34Is this the comedy?
50:35Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me is this the comedy?
50:50Is this the news?
51:09Oh my God!
51:11Tell me is this the public?
51:14Is this the public?
51:16Is this the public?
51:22Is this public?
51:25Is this the public?
51:25Yes, the public.
51:26Who leave the public?
51:34This public?
51:37This public?
51:45Oh
51:59Or just the native
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