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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you, please sit.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy, you are happy.
00:46Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
01:18You are happy, you are happy, you are happy.
01:21Guys, today I have made a bread and bread and bread.
01:26The husband's mouth is open and open.
01:29The husband's mouth is open and put it in the kitchen.
01:33Then the husband's mouth is good.
01:35The husband's mouth is good on YouTube.
01:39I'm very happy to do this.
01:43The girls are coming today with makeup tips.
01:46I'm crazy.
01:47Guys, you can put a moisturizer.
01:50Put a little foundation.
01:52Then a highlighter.
01:53Then a blush.
01:54Then a lip gloss.
01:54You are happy that you have made a black eyeliner.
01:58You have a little makeup.
02:03You have a little makeup.
02:04The makeup is a little makeup.
02:05The first, the 28 things you have to use.
02:08The only two things you have to use.
02:10The only makeup is looking like this.
02:13The small cities' grandparents.
02:15that's it,
02:16there's no one on YouTube.
02:19Hi guys, guys,
02:20you all have to get like a house,
02:22hi guys,
02:24you comment on them,
02:25you feel bad,
02:26you feel bad.
02:27Guys,
02:32today I will tell you about backless blouse.
02:36Look,
02:37there are only one person who is blind,
02:39they are blind,
02:40they are blind with normal people who are wearing
02:51foreign
02:52foreign
03:11The life of everyone is living.
03:14This is a life of 4 days.
03:16The baby is saying,
03:17What is your life of 4 days?
03:17My mother is coming from 25 days.
03:20She's taking a life of 4 days.
03:24Now some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Put your bag and get out of your bag.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting down below.
03:33Who will get out of the money?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:39Is it true?
03:40Those talented people,
03:42who are their work,
03:43their original content,
03:44and their own channel,
03:45they are become a superstar.
03:46Our two of them are such stars.
03:49They have to call on their channel.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samirana
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13Come on!
04:15Welcome!
04:16Welcome, Welcome!
04:20Welcome, welcome!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:32You see, how do you love your people?
04:34I'm happy that we're out of jail.
04:39You know all these two good people.
04:42In the past year, these are the most popular celebrities.
04:48The people were searching for the internet.
04:50The police didn't search for different people.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this whole studio, there are two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:03They are Khum and Siddhupaji.
05:12That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:15Okay, wow!
05:18Turn that again!
05:20You won't want problems, don't you worry about yourself.
05:22You don't want problems.
05:23When youemiahathe, you've got a tear of soap.
05:28Never want to blow your lips.
05:34You will still hold that tear.
05:35In the future, you become violent!
05:39You will become drama.
05:40Oh yeah!
05:43and
05:44and
05:44if you have a joke today
05:47you will be all
05:48all of this
05:48we will be all
05:48no
05:52it feels like I am
05:54lost at home
05:55and today
05:56I will take a little coaching
05:57how to bounce back
05:58today
05:59last time
06:00Ranveer and Samir
06:00were 7
06:01and there was a case
06:02so today
06:04you will be together
06:04now
06:05you will take a coffee
06:07or take an anti-spitry
06:08bail
06:08take a bite
06:10and you will be watching
06:14later
06:14I have a lot of episodes
06:15I have also had a phone
06:16I have told him
06:18I have called him
06:19and I have said
06:19that the case is not going to happen
06:21and
06:22when the show is closed
06:25one day
06:26I had a call
06:26that
06:27that
06:28something bad
06:29is
06:29is
06:30the truth
06:31I said
06:32that
06:33I have come to see
06:34and I have to go
06:35and I have to tell you
06:37I have to tell you
06:37that I am not an anti-yam
06:38I have to tell you
06:42that
06:42you will be famous
06:42but when you are famous
06:43then you will not say anything
06:44then you will not say anything
06:45I have to tell you
06:50but I am only
06:50to tell you
06:51both brothers
06:51that you have married
06:53not to have married
06:53in our show
06:54as many people
06:55as well
06:55as many people
06:56two children
06:57so today
06:58we will do some
06:58some
06:58some
06:59some
06:59some
07:00some
07:01that
07:02you have to tell me
07:02that
07:03you are
07:06definitely
07:06I am
07:07the
07:08family friendly zone
07:09family friendly
07:10family friendly
07:11no
07:11but
07:12Ranbir is very
07:13very
07:13very
07:13I am
07:16sure
07:18you will learn
07:19many things
07:44He's here for that reason.
07:51I didn't have an idea, I didn't have an idea, I didn't have an hour ago, so I knew that
07:57everything was going on.
07:58When you saw this clip, you saw this clip, then you said, come on, come on, come on.
08:04I didn't have an idea to leave my home.
08:08After that, do you have a live show for more shows?
08:12Or do you have the first book that you said?
08:14I didn't have an idea, I didn't have an idea.
08:16The phone was very loud, but today's time to comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, the first call came from Kapil sir.
08:32I don't know what it was, what it was, what it was.
08:35Whatever your good time is going on, your bad time is going on.
08:44We were waiting, something will happen, something will happen.
08:47But at that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:53Who did you do it?
08:58In two weeks, the rest of it was, Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:02I didn't stop the puppies.
09:07Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this girl was the same.
09:16Oh!
09:16What the hell?
09:17It's amazing.
09:19It's amazing.
09:20It's amazing.
09:22It's amazing.
09:27It's amazing.
09:28It's amazing.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First of all, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32So that's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close the show.
09:37Then leave your life.
09:39Then leave your heart safe.
09:42In the last one year, our friends were very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's right.
09:48That's right.
09:49That's right.
09:50That's right.
09:53What a lie, son.
09:54It's amazing.
09:55It's amazing.
09:56The family will be...
09:58When you happen, your child has blood, you get blood.
10:03You put it in your blood and your blood.
10:04When you prepare for your comedy set, you first hear your friends or any elected.
10:09I do to judge you by your lawyer.
10:11Just Jono.
10:12Oh, man, I do have a lawyer with my husband.
10:14One day, he's Falling by his wife.
10:16What?
10:21In your house, his wife was dead in entire house.
10:25The whole theater?
10:25Oh, my God.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54In truth, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that I'm on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arsana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:17If God closes one door,
11:20then open ten doors.
11:21You are the ones who are watching.
11:22You're the one that's the only one.
11:24Everyone is killing me.
11:28I hate you, man.
11:32You are the one who's beating me.
11:34I hate you.
11:36I hate you, man.
11:47You are the one who's beating me.
11:51I hate you.
11:51I hate you.
11:51I hate you.
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
12:10Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:18I love you, I love you.
12:23Shukriya, today every person makes a YouTube channel.
12:26Do you know both of them?
12:30You can bring someone on a platform like Netflix,
12:33where people are watching,
12:35then the person makes their YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If there are four people at home,
12:43then their mother is different,
12:44their parents are different,
12:45their parents are different,
12:46their different YouTube channel.
12:47I'm talking about you.
12:49I mean,
12:52you see,
12:53every person has made a video.
13:24You see,
13:25you see,
13:25you see,
13:26you can make a little eye,
13:30then the highlight,
13:31then the blush,
13:32then the lip gloss,
13:33and finally,
13:34you see,
13:34with the black eyeliner,
13:35and you see,
13:42no makeup look
13:43is
13:43the 28 things in the mouth
13:45are
13:46hot 2 2 inches
13:47and then
13:48the
13:48little
13:48little
13:52little
13:52little
13:52little
13:53babies
13:53are
13:54also
13:55they are
13:55on youtube
13:57hi guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
14:00Hi guys, you can comment on the video that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse.
14:14Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
14:17The young man is wearing a normal face.
14:19The young people were wearing a covering a special handkerchief.
14:22He said to her,
14:24He chose the gabas,
14:27I will make a tattoos,
14:30The young people are wearing their nii.
14:34He is a little pink.
14:37He is wearing an expression like Harun Gowal and Alok Natak,
14:41by using the expression.
14:42Just open and open.
14:44It's aๅค pun.
14:45the problem is that the problem is that the problem is that everyone is living.
14:52This life is 4 days.
14:54The baby is saying, what is 4 days?
14:56Mother is coming from 25 days and I don't have a name.
14:59Life is 4 days.
15:02Now some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Put your bag and get out of your bag.
15:08The world is waiting for you.
15:10Someone is commenting down below.
15:11Who will you give your bag?
15:16But the truth is,
15:19those talented people from their work,
15:21their original content,
15:22and their own channel.
15:24Today, the two of us are stars.
15:27They come to their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:54Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:58Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:04Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:08Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:09Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:10Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:11Welcome Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
16:16foreign
16:42It's Kham and Siddhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a song for you.
16:55Come on, come on.
16:58Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:02Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:03Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:04Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:11Don't leave the forest from the park.
17:13Before the forest,
17:16we will be in the forest.
17:21And if you have a joke today,
17:25we will be all in the forest.
17:30It's like I'm lost at home.
17:33Today, I'll take a little coaching with you.
17:36How did you do the bounce back?
17:37Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
17:39we were in the house.
17:39There was a police case.
17:41So, today, you're both in the house.
17:44Do you have coffee or do you have coffee
17:45or do you have anti-spitry bail?
17:51Did you see it later?
17:53I had a lot of episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone call.
17:56I had a phone call.
17:57I said to you,
17:58why don't you have a case?
17:58I just couldn't do this because of my show.
18:00And in a telling of that
18:01when I was in the show
18:03I was here,
18:04I got a call.
18:05I was asked another day
18:06I was asked to tell you
18:07that this is a bad thing.
18:08Right?
18:08The truth is not?
18:10I said to see you.
18:11You have to look at your eyes.
18:12I took a bit of thinking.
18:14I told you.
18:15I didn't have any experience.
18:19You will be famous.
18:21But when you're famous.
18:22You will be famous.
18:22All that now,
18:22you won't speak.
18:23What are you doing?
18:28I just want to tell my brothers,
18:29that you don't have married both.
18:32In our show, the people who work,
18:34they are two kids.
18:35We will do it a little.
18:37I did it a little.
18:39No, no, no.
18:45Today, we will be family friendly.
18:47Today, we will be family friendly.
18:49No, but Ranbir is very love.
18:54We will be family friendly.
19:03We will be family friendly.
19:04We will be family friendly.
19:04When the show is closed,
19:06who did you call?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call a lawyer.
19:13And his phone didn't stop.
19:15Where did you call him?
19:17My brother is sitting in an audience.
19:22He is here for that reason.
19:24He is here for that reason.
19:27He is here for that reason.
19:50He is here for that reason.
19:52He is here for that reason.
19:53He is here for that reason.
19:54He is here for that reason.
19:56But today, we are very difficult to do comedy.
19:58Do you know?
19:59Do you know,
19:59you know?
20:03I don't know how you're doing.
20:06Do you know, the guy is here for that reason.
20:22I mean,
20:23I mean,
20:23We were tweeting, something happened, something happened, but at that time, Kapil Sir has also been tweeting.
20:34Who did they do that?
20:37In the last two weeks, Udith Narayan had also stopped taking puppies.
20:45Kapil, you years ago, in 2004 or 2005,
20:48when I came in 2007, I felt like this guy was the same.
20:54Oh, lovely.
20:55It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:57It's fun.
20:58Give it to me.
20:59It's been a compliment for you.
21:05It's great. It's great. It's like a breath of fresh air.
21:08First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
21:11That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close the show, then leave your life.
21:16Leave your heart.
21:18Your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last one year, our friends were very low.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:25It's true.
21:27It's true.
21:27It's true.
21:31What a joke, son.
21:33It's true.
21:33It's true.
21:33It's true.
21:39It's true.
21:41It's true.
21:44It's true.
21:44You're so much, people.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:16Thank you. Thank you, brother.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Actually, I'm watching you from childhood,
22:35like across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream that I'm on TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:52Archana Ma'am and Sidhu Paji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
23:12I love you, brother.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:24Sir,
23:26what you have learned from people.
23:27Genuinely,
23:28you are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31You and Shaker,
23:34you and in comedy circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37Follow me.
23:38I don't even know what to say.
23:46Come and talk.
23:48Come, come, please.
23:54Too good.
23:55Genuinely, sir.
23:57I respect you both.
23:59I respect you both.
23:59But I do a little bit more.
24:01Because I haven't done it at zero.
24:04I have no doubt.
24:11I have no doubt.
24:14I have no doubt.
24:20I have no doubt.
24:21I have no doubt.
24:21I don't say anything is wrong.
24:25But I have no doubt.
24:25When we both were in police station,
24:27there was a lot of fans.
24:30What?
24:31He was making a dialogue in the camera.
24:33He said, take it, take it, take it.
24:39Oh, my God!
24:45Oh, my God!
24:48What's your beard bicep?
24:51When I started, the goal was to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57There are people's names in wrestling.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought it was a cool name.
25:04But over time, I didn't drink beer.
25:08Bicep is still here.
25:10But the name is a bit popular.
25:13So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16Or do you have a liquor license?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18For liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21this is why my grandma makes a big joke.
25:24They're always trying to kill me.
25:25I've never told her that
25:26you're trying to kill my family's family.
25:29Why are you trying to kill my mom?
25:31They're trying to kill my mom's jokes?
25:31Look, sir, if I'm a cowie,
25:34I write a cowie in my mom's memory.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:38I write a cowie in my mom's memory.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I write a cowie in my mom's memory.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And I've learned some awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma and my brother,
25:50I was at home alone.
25:53And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:55Okay?
25:57Do you remember the name?
25:59Tell me, Arsana,
26:00do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call.
26:03That's the police.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I called 102.
26:08Who's coming?
26:09Fire.
26:11Where was the fire?
26:12I said,
26:13I thought,
26:14it will start in the afternoon.
26:17Ah,
26:18Ah,
26:19Ah,
26:20Ah,
26:21Ah,
26:24If someone told me,
26:26I'd like to see you on the video,
26:27I would love to see you on the video.
26:28Ah,
26:29Ah,
26:31Ah,
26:33Ah,
26:34Ah,
26:34Ah,
26:36My parents really liked the couple sharma show.
26:40There is a story, a genuine story.
26:43My grandfather watched a lot.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But he watched the couple sharma show a lot.
26:50So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
26:53Big, big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:35You'll be happy, you'll be happy.
27:39Shukriya, today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:46You'll be able to bring someone to a platform like Netflix.
27:48Where people are watching.
27:51Then, the person is making a YouTube channel.
27:53I'm talking about myself.
27:54I'm talking about myself.
27:56If I live in one house, if I live in one house,
27:58then my mother is different.
28:00My father is different.
28:01My parents are different.
28:02My family is different.
28:03I'm talking about you.
28:05You'll be happy.
28:08You'll be happy.
28:08Look, every person has made a video.
28:11You've had so many channels.
28:14They've been in the kitchen.
28:15Guys, I've made a day-to-day and a day-to-day.
28:20I've made a day-to-day and a day-to-day.
28:26My friends.
28:27That's why we always look so cool.
28:31I'm talking about you.
28:34I'm talking about you.
28:37I'm talking about the pictures,
28:37People here are all day-to-day and Wars.
28:39It's awesome.
28:41Okay.
28:41This is the best place for you.
28:41It's your first time, guys.
28:42I'm calling you.
28:43What's your first place?
28:45You look like your friends.
28:46How are you?
28:52no makeup look
28:53no makeup look
28:58no makeup look
28:58no makeup look
28:59no makeup look
29:11hi guys
29:13ills
29:14hi guys
29:17you can comment on them
29:18that you can be bad
29:25Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
29:29Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
29:32These people who listen to their normal face,
29:35they put their face on the back.
29:38When they put their face on the face,
29:43they put a tattoo on their face.
29:49They put their back on the back.
29:52They put their face on the back.
29:52All their expressions are like Arun Gobili and Alok Nath,
29:56they put their eyes closed and wide open.
30:00They say that the problem is a peace of mind.์
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30:03dos. How
30:07do people live in a living? Do
30:08people say 4 days after dais.
30:10I said,
30:10I'm taking my mother from 25 days.
30:14She looks like she's living.
30:17Now some people make a video of traveling.
30:21They're going to get their bags and get out of their bag.
30:23The world is waiting for you.
30:26Someone will comment down below.
30:27Who will get out of the money?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35who are their original content,
30:37and from their own channel,
30:39they're going to be a superstar.
30:40Our two of them are such stars.
30:42They're going to get the coronavirus views.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:07I'm so glad to be here.
31:10Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
31:15Welcome, welcome.
31:18Welcome, welcome.
31:19Kevin.
31:20Kevin.
31:21Kevin.
31:23Kevin.
31:32Kevin.
31:33We all know each other.
31:35In the last year, this is the most searched for celebrities.
31:42People were searching for the internet.
31:44The police didn't search for other people.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:53Two people in this studio who went to Supreme Court.
31:58We and Siddhu Paji.
32:04So, that's why I wrote you about it.
32:09Go on, go on.
32:13Because you're afraid to be afraid of yourself.
32:16Because you're afraid of yourself.
32:19Because you're afraid of yourself.
32:19You're afraid to be afraid of yourself.
32:21Then, you're afraid to be afraid of yourself.
32:22We don't leave the door from a dungeon.
32:29And if you leave the show,
32:30before you leave the show,
32:31you will be a fan of the show.
32:37And Paji, if you have a joke today,
32:41then we will all be escorts.
32:46It looks like I'm lost at home.
32:49You will be doing some coaching with me.
32:51How do you do bounce back?
32:52Last time Ranbir and Samir were together,
32:55the police case was done.
32:56So, today, you will be together.
32:59Do you have coffee,
33:00or do you have anti-spitry bail?
33:06You were watching later?
33:08I had a lot of episodes.
33:09I had a phone too.
33:11I had a phone call.
33:12I had a phone call.
33:12I said,
33:13why the case didn't happen?
33:15And when my show closed,
33:19one day before,
33:20I got a call,
33:20that there is something wrong with you.
33:23Yes?
33:23Do you have a phone call?
33:24Do you have a phone call?
33:25Do you have a phone call?
33:27Do you have a phone call?
33:29Yes.
33:29Yes.
33:29I told you,
33:30I didn't know anything about you.
33:34Yes.
33:35You said anything,
33:35but when you were famous,
33:37you didn't know anything.
33:39Yes.
33:39Yes.
33:43Yes.
33:44I told you,
33:44I would like to tell you,
33:46you don't have married.
33:47In our show,
33:48all the people work,
33:49all the two kids are.
33:51So,
33:51we will do something today.
33:53I did something to do, sir.
33:55No, no, no.
33:56No, no.
33:58No, no.
33:58No, no.
33:59No, no.
34:00No, no.
34:01No, no.
34:02No, no.
34:03No, no.
34:03No, no.
34:05No, no.
34:06Ranveer,
34:06A lowerkanal Manakotj conquise.
34:07This is quite a biology.
34:12I'm sure,
34:12you will have borne various things.
34:14People,
34:14see like you all.
34:19But,
34:20when the show has been closed,
34:21someone had come to call themselves.
34:23Yes.
34:23What do you tell yours first?
34:24I'm sure I had had a lawyer.
34:26Oops.
34:27Sure,
34:29I didn't want to call him.
34:30They kept on call themselves.
34:30Okay,
34:31How did Ranveer give him a phone call?
34:32My brother said,
34:33I'm going to be sitting there.
34:38He's here for that reason.
35:05Do you want to do a live show?
35:06Or do you want to put the books in the first place?
35:08That's what they told me.
35:09Do you want to advance too?
35:10The phone is a lot nicer,
35:11but today's comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:20How do you do it?
35:21I don't know.
35:22At that time, genuinely,
35:24the first call came to Kapil sir.
35:25I don't know if it was the price,
35:27what was it?
35:29Whatever your good time went,
35:31your bad time will go.
35:37We were waiting.
35:39Something will happen,
35:40something will happen,
35:41but...
35:43At that time,
35:44Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
35:50How did they do it?
35:52In the last two weeks,
35:54Udit Narayan also closed the puppies.
36:01Kapil,
36:02you came in 2004 or 2005,
36:042007?
36:052007.
36:06As you thought in 2007,
36:08this guy is the same way.
36:10It's great!
36:12Give it, son.
36:14This is a compliment for you.
36:20The truth is great.
36:22It's great.
36:23First,
36:23I want to say that
36:24their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, don't you close someone's show, then leave your life, so your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year, my friends were very high, I feel.
36:40That's how I feel, that's how I feel, that's how I feel, that's how I feel, that's how I feel.
36:46What a lie, son.
36:48That's how I feel, friends, the same thing will happen.
36:50What a lie, son.
36:55Now, when you set up your comedy set, you'll hear your attorney or your attorney.
37:02Sir, I'm with a lawyer, genuinely.
37:05In your bagel, the whole thing was broken.
37:11Sir, here's a comedy theater called Habitat.
37:14I'm very sorry, I'm very sorry.
37:15They'll call everyone every week, and we're coming to the venue.
37:19Oh my God.
37:23But Raj, I'm going to talk about you.
37:25Yes, sir.
37:25First of all, sorry, your venue broke.
37:28How many times, Guru?
37:29How many times?
37:29Three times.
37:30People have come and they've been offended, then they don't have to talk.
37:34You're all here, honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
37:38You see, our mind is that people are hurt.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:42Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:48In fact, I'm watching you from childhood, like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that in one day, I'll come to you on TV.
37:55I never thought that you'll come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Archana Maham and Sidhu Paji.
38:08I love you guys so much.
38:10Betha, Bhagawan, eek darwaza agar bandh karta hai, to das khidkiaan kholta hai.
38:15Tu khidki dekhne wala bandhas.
38:17Un sab se loog pathal marat hain, sir.
38:22Thank you, man.
38:28I love you, sir.
38:32Love you, betha.
38:33You are absolutely brilliant.
38:38Super.
38:39Sir,
38:41Jho hai, aap loog sa hi si ka hai.
38:43Genuinely,
38:44You are a part of my whole childhood mein aapko dekhta tha,
38:48Aap and Shekar sir,
38:50Aapko comedy circus mein.
38:51Mujhe, mein har episode follow kerta tha.
38:53Then I don't know what to say.
38:55What should I say?
39:02Come and sit and talk.
39:04Come, come, please.
39:10Too good, man.
39:11Genuinely, sir.
39:12I respect you both.
39:15But I do a little bit more.
39:17Because he has never been out of zero.
39:27He has hit, he has hit.
39:30He has hit.
39:33He has hit.
39:34He has hit.
39:34He has hit.
39:34He has hit.
39:35He has hit.
39:38He has hit.
39:39But when we went to police station,
39:43There's a lot of fans of Sidhu Paaji.
39:45Are they also caught up on the camera?
39:48He has hit.
39:48He has hit.
39:57He is hit.
40:00He is hit.
40:03He is hit.
40:05When I was in the beginning, my goal was to create a fitness channel.
40:11I thought that it was a cool name.
40:12There are people in wrestling, Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought that I would keep something cool.
40:19But over time, I didn't drink beer.
40:23The bicep is still here.
40:26But the name is a little popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:31Or do you have a liquor license?
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37these are big jokes on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never told you
40:42why are you losing my family?
40:45The jokes on my grandma, are they true?
40:47Look, sir, if I'm a kwee,
40:49I'm a kwee.
40:51If I'm a singer,
40:53I'm a songwriter.
40:55If I'm a comedian,
40:56I can write jokes on my grandma.
40:58Very good.
40:59Well said, well said.
41:01And I have some awareness.
41:03Like, my grandma and my grandma
41:05attacked once.
41:06And I was alone at home.
41:08And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
41:10Oh.
41:12Do you remember me?
41:14Tell me, Arsana,
41:15do you remember the number of ambulance?
41:16100 is the only call.
41:18It's the police.
41:19Who's the police?
41:21I don't remember.
41:22I forgot.
41:22Brother, I called 102.
41:24Who's the police?
41:24Fire.
41:26He said, where was the fire?
41:28I said, the fire will be in the morning.
41:40This fire will be in the camp.
41:44It's so cold.
41:44He's the police.
41:45He just told the police to help.
41:45Look the police.
41:52my parents are so much
41:53like this.
41:54I almost like them.
41:54Kapil Sharma show.
41:55It's a genuine story.
41:58Dadajji was a lot of watching.
42:00He was bedridden in his final phase.
42:02But Kapil Sharma show
42:04a lot.
42:05Where he is, he is very happy today.
42:08Big big day.
42:12You're an amazing comedian.
42:14So who do you think
42:16in India is the best
42:18stand up comedian?
42:19Stand up.
42:20In this case
42:22I don't know
42:24India's best comedian
42:26India's world
42:27is right here, Kapil Sharma.
42:29I love you.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every
42:39week, show, episode,
42:42I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46Here is a legend.
42:49Thank you, thank you.
42:52People who love you,
42:55you have confidence.
42:57What happens when you have confidence?
42:58We make a script,
42:59we don't have security,
43:00but people
43:02see you,
43:05say that you are with us.
43:08This is your love.
43:10So,
43:14Kapil Farah Ji,
43:14let me ask a question.
43:16You can ask me a question.
43:16Yes, you can ask.
43:17Yes, you can ask.
43:32Yes, please.
43:34If you meet with a police officer, what is your shock?
43:38I think poetry is great.
43:40It's great.
43:41It's a shock.
43:42Sometimes you will listen to free time.
43:44Our shock became our profession.
43:47Our brand and butter became our brand.
43:49And there is a jam.
43:50It's a jam, right?
43:52It's a jam, right?
43:54I think it's a great blessing.
43:57It's a good thing to do.
43:59We are with people when we don't get money.
44:01We have to get money.
44:02I think you can do your work with your heart.
44:05Then the rest of the things come.
44:06It's a blessing.
44:08I've seen many films when we've seen actors.
44:11When we came to our show,
44:13I think it's true or true.
44:17It's a true life.
44:18I'm going to show run.
44:21I'm going to show run.
44:21But I'm going to show run.
44:24I'm going to show run.
44:31I'm going to show run.
44:33I'm going to show run.
44:34I'm going to show run.
44:38What are you talking about today?
44:40I can talk about death.
44:42I can talk about death.
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