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00:04:45Now this hookster we're hunting up Mr. James Hull
00:04:47Now he's a parasite and ain't a place for that kind in this world
00:04:51Selling the whole blame town to St. Petersburg
00:04:53on buying brand new security systems for their homes and shops
00:04:56stirring up all kinds of trouble
00:04:58and getting the whole town word over some robberies
00:05:00that have been 20 miles down the river
00:05:02and getting to turn on their friends and neighbors
00:05:04and not trust anyone
00:05:05into the other side of the roadblooders
00:05:11that's not a few times in a place where they're not going to be a little bit of a
00:05:11name for a mother and a few days later on their own
00:05:13and the same way they're going to go to the ground and make them feel so good for them to
00:05:17the side of the road
00:05:20here let's see powerful Illinois Shore another rascals still here
00:05:27a dead phone yep looks like you rigged up some of his security traps out here
00:05:33too
00:05:36have we tripped the pull on the wire would have dropped that counterweight and
00:05:42we'd be kept just fast I read Huggie that wire drops at 32.2 foot per second
00:05:48square then big words just to say you ain't out running it sure it's all
00:05:54account of potential and kinetic energy Hucky I think it's all account of
00:05:57everything that goes up it's got to come down exactly Huck that's just no way
00:06:01they're saying it see that big cage back there had the potential for energy
00:06:04because gravity was pulling on trying to bring it down but couldn't account of the
00:06:08counterweight but you trip the counterweight well gravity gets a hold and exactly Huck
00:06:13see once gravity gets a hold all that energy that the cage had the potential
00:06:18to have really grows into it real quick you got to remember that speed and mass
00:06:24affect the amount of kinetic energy an object has so heavy cage way up there just
00:06:28drop one via a whopper I don't need all the details Tom I reckon I get the big
00:06:32picture Huck Finn this detective business is all about the details Tom noisemaker this
00:06:41rascal is keeping the thrills fresh ain't he yep more potential energy that'd make
00:06:47trouble for us if it finds its legs Huck if this sapling was all bent back got
00:06:53free of this wire and went back to normal like it wants to it'd make quite a ruckus
00:06:57huh Tom sound travels at about 760 miles per hour Hucky best to avoid having to
00:07:13outrun that number reckon that holding stores on Paulie's Bible he stole from
00:07:16out of her lock cabinet I reckon he said got all this pilfering Huck won't fence it
00:07:21to us a few days from st. Petersburg way I figure it I reckon I never seen no one
00:07:25so out of sorts over a book though Tom she didn't even read that one otherwise she
00:07:30would have had it with her when the crook struck that's what they call
00:07:32sentimentality Huck Finn oh I know that one Tom I had an awful lot of
00:07:37sentimentality over Joe Harper's dead tooth on one of them playing marbles may
00:07:41not be as good as that golden knob he had once Tom but it was the best thing I
00:07:44ever owned that was a prize Huck and I wouldn't take too kindly to some
00:07:49pilfer making off with it either taking all these folks possessions that they care
00:07:54about like how I cared about that rotten tooth ain't right Tom I told you Hucky
00:07:59a parasite you know placing this world for that kind of man look past those
00:08:10trees just get up Tom
00:08:19I bet that trip was a sauce line of defense the warning trap to beat all
00:08:24warning traps how's that work Tom some kind of potential for kinetic energy it's
00:08:31hard to see from where we are Huck but that's likely sure I think it's best if
00:08:36we ought to avoid it for sneaking in there wait a minute Huck you do I got an idea
00:08:43how's that Tom listen we can use his traps against him take the biggest amount of
00:08:50potential energy and make it kinetic you go and head to the edge of the woods and
00:08:56hide there we'll be sure to stay clear the trails I got plans for when you see me take
00:09:01off frame there no good hold to be right behind if he is you go and get back all
00:09:07his loot to him to take it back to them that it belongs to sure about this Tom
00:09:12trust me I see you coming you crook
00:09:50Tom
00:10:05You think you're so clever.
00:10:07Where's Tom?
00:10:08They don't care for you.
00:10:10You dirty street rat!
00:10:11I ain't a street rat!
00:10:13You're pretending.
00:10:14I know your pal.
00:10:16Uncle Barry Finn.
00:10:18You're one of us.
00:10:20Not one of them.
00:10:22You see how quick they are to turn on one another.
00:10:25To distrust.
00:10:26And suspect their neighbors.
00:10:28They know their whole life of...
00:10:30Of covetous and pilfering.
00:10:32You think they can think of...
00:10:34You, any kind of way besides a filthy, mean, spirited son of Pep Finn.
00:10:40The most useless man this town's ever known.
00:10:45You owe him nothing.
00:10:49You get me out of here.
00:10:51And we take off down the river.
00:10:53Among our kind.
00:10:56Living our way.
00:10:58Because boy, we ain't nothing but good old social parasites.
00:11:05It's how we made it.
00:11:07It's who we are.
00:11:11There ain't no place in this world for our kind.
00:11:30I'm no bloodsucker, nor no metaphor.
00:11:32At least wise, I'm no parasite.
00:11:34I'm Uncle Barry Finn, and I'm Tom Sawyer's best friend.
00:11:38You bet you are, Huck.
00:11:40Tom!
00:11:44I'm sorry.
00:11:45I saw that my plan worked.
00:11:47That this rascal forgot all about his traps and walked right into it.
00:11:51He just kept on loading that pistol of his into trying to get free.
00:11:54And I just kept running it.
00:11:56I don't blame you none, Tom Sawyer.
00:11:58Did you get the swag?
00:12:00I'll probably buy one of them.
00:12:02Let's make tracks back to town and get the share.
00:12:04I'm sure he'll be mighty interested in our day's doings.
00:12:13Let me go!
00:12:15I promise I'll turn myself in!
00:12:17I'll be a better man!
00:12:19The rest of my days!
00:12:21I swear!
00:12:24I say we should help him, Tom.
00:12:25At least for those skaters.
00:12:27Now, Huck, let it never be said, Tom Sawyer don't take no pity on his fellow men.
00:12:44But, Tom, I thought you called that an attractive.
00:13:13You should have talked to me first, Tom.
00:13:18Huckie, how many years do you know me?
00:13:20Too many, Tom.
00:13:21And do I ever seek your consultation on matters of business?
00:13:25You never tell me nothing when there's something on the line.
00:13:28Especially when it's my something.
00:13:30I don't know if I got there as the only thing I got left from Cairo.
00:13:33It's my pride and joy.
00:13:34Huck, it's the only way I can get back that timepiece.
00:13:37I told ya!
00:13:38But it's a gimme.
00:13:39There's no threat.
00:13:41Ain't you learned by now I don't take a bet that ain't a gimme?
00:13:44You're more right than wrong, sure enough, Tom.
00:13:48But you ain't always right.
00:13:52And every blame soul in St. Petersburg knows that 30 pounds of feathers is heavier than a 10-pound stone.
00:13:59Who said it weren't, Huckie?
00:14:00That ain't one I'm aiming to disprove.
00:14:03You bet your little brother.
00:14:05Half-brother.
00:14:06Alright, you bet, Sid, my mommy cat, that this bag of feathers will land the same time as his 10
00:14:11-pound stone when we drop them both off garbage rice.
00:14:14That's what we spit on.
00:14:16Tom, 30 pounds is gonna fall a heck of a lot faster than 10-pound stone.
00:14:22Well, I reckon three times as fast.
00:14:25Think so, Huck.
00:14:26Seems right to me.
00:14:27And how's that, Huck?
00:14:29Well, you know, gravy and Ian Hurtschow and all that book learning stuff.
00:14:36Well, the heavier something is, the quicker it falls, stands to reason.
00:14:39Exactly, Huck, stands to reason.
00:14:41That's the trick.
00:14:44Tom, you done outfoxed so many stitches around so many different ways.
00:14:48Well, this time you outfoxed yourself.
00:14:50Nah, Huckie, it stands to reason, but it ain't the way it actually works.
00:14:55See, when they fall, objects, regardless of their mass or how much they weigh, fall at the same rate.
00:15:00Meaning, Huckie, not the same speed, but the same acceleration.
00:15:04That's because the amount of force gravity puts on a given object is dependent on its mass.
00:15:09So, a heavy object with a lot of mass, like that big bag of feathers, is pulled harder by gravity
00:15:14than that 10-pound stone.
00:15:19If you say so, Tom.
00:15:21I says it.
00:15:22Now, I told that little rapscallion to keep mumming about this whole affair.
00:15:27Didn't you?
00:15:27I reckon you won a crowd, Tom.
00:15:29If we're quick, we can get these proceedings along for Becky ever knows I gave away that time piece she
00:15:33gave me last time recorded.
00:15:35I think it was the last time before the last time.
00:15:38Maybe you're right, Huckie.
00:15:40But if you can't keep track of your own romantic Eskimos, I suppose there's no chance, no way.
00:15:49Thomas Sire!
00:15:54You reckon she knows, Tom?
00:16:00Tom.
00:16:01Tom.
00:16:03Are you the reason for this foolishness?
00:16:05Huck helped.
00:16:06As usual.
00:16:07I told you this was another Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, Matt.
00:16:10Tom Sawyer?
00:16:11You are the most narcissistic, humiliating, self-obsessed quarter that I have ever seen in my life.
00:16:17You know, Bo Laxley came to court you just last week.
00:16:20Bo Laxley.
00:16:21Now that's a boy who can keep his nose clean.
00:16:23He came calling right after you.
00:16:25But I was already spoken for, and now I'm stuck with a lifetime of these shenanigans.
00:16:29Oh, sorry you ain't courting Bo, Becky.
00:16:31Nobody likes Bo Laxley.
00:16:32Yuck.
00:16:33I was just trying to lure you on the embarrassment I feel in my heart when you're up to these
00:16:37troubles.
00:16:37Oh, and Tom's real sorry about giving away that time piece you gave him to court in the past.
00:16:42My time piece?
00:16:44You gave away my time piece?
00:16:46What's a gift for me to Tom Sawyer?
00:16:47About as much as bathwater does to Huckleberry Finn.
00:16:50Becky, what do you think I'm doing here?
00:16:53I'm here to win it back.
00:16:54I'm doing this for you.
00:16:56For me?
00:16:58If this was for me, you wouldn't have kept it from me in the first place.
00:17:02This is about the drama, the theatrics, the spectacle.
00:17:05It always is with you.
00:17:07This is about your pride, Tom.
00:17:11That's what you serve.
00:17:15Tom.
00:17:18What?
00:17:21Go win your silly bet.
00:17:28One time piece coming up.
00:17:49All right, Sid.
00:17:51You got the sound piece?
00:17:52Right here.
00:17:54Tom, you got hooks, dead cat?
00:17:56Right here.
00:18:06I told you to keep mum, Sid.
00:18:08Pretty big crowd.
00:18:09If and only one of us talked it up.
00:18:11Word travels.
00:18:13Especially from two ports.
00:18:15I've been out on that prize a while now, Tom.
00:18:17I know it, Sid.
00:18:18Why?
00:18:19I don't need no time piece.
00:18:20I didn't even need it when you gave it to me.
00:18:22It's just fun.
00:18:24If I'm honest, thought it might come in handy, but to have to say, I'm surprised at just how
00:18:27handy it came.
00:18:29Tell you what.
00:18:31I'll make you an offer.
00:18:32I'll trade you.
00:18:34Straight up.
00:18:41She ain't mine to trade, Sid.
00:18:42But she's yours to gamble?
00:18:44Ain't much a gamble when you know you're gonna win.
00:18:47All right, boys.
00:18:49Weighing time.
00:19:02But the minutes show, the bag of feathers is heavier than the stone.
00:19:07But the dropping commence.
00:19:13Last year's your tongue.
00:19:15Why do I need to trade when I'm about to get both and humble you to boot?
00:19:21Because that's what you're really after.
00:19:22Ain't ya?
00:19:24Humbling?
00:19:27When it's them that deserves it.
00:19:29All right, you two.
00:19:30On my mark.
00:19:42Three minutes, Sid.
00:19:44Two Miss Sibbitt.
00:19:47One Miss Sibbitt.
00:19:48Wait, hold on.
00:19:49I call timeout.
00:19:50Timeout.
00:19:53What are you doing, Tom?
00:19:55It looks like I'm fixing to drop a bag of feathers.
00:19:57No, you're supposed to dump them, not drop them.
00:19:59Now, Joe, we didn't agree to no restrictions on how I drop my feathers.
00:20:04Brady's got you there, Sid.
00:20:06Except that ain't the truth.
00:20:08This here, a signed contract with one Huckleberry Finn, owner of the collateral, promises Tom Sawyer would be dumping this
00:20:16bag of feathers separate from the back from which they brought.
00:20:19Witnessed by Bill Henley yesterday morning.
00:20:21Just ask him.
00:20:26Just ask him.
00:20:27Huckleberry Finn?
00:20:33This is genuine signatory?
00:20:39I didn't know about your scheme, Tom.
00:20:43I told you.
00:20:44You should have told me about it.
00:20:52What's the problem, Becky?
00:20:5330 pounds of feathers is 30 pounds of feathers.
00:20:57Won't it be the same bag or no?
00:20:59So Tom thought he'd out smart, Sid.
00:21:02That Sid wouldn't know if things fall at the same rate.
00:21:05Wish they'd do.
00:21:06Right.
00:21:07But only if there aren't other factors involved.
00:21:10Other factors?
00:21:11Like air.
00:21:12Air?
00:21:12It's what you breathe, Huckleberry.
00:21:14I know that.
00:21:15How's it affected?
00:21:17Huckleberry.
00:21:17Them falling at the same rate is only true if gravity is the only factor on an object falling.
00:21:22But they've got more acting on them than gravity.
00:21:24Air resists them falling too.
00:21:26So the bag of feathers and the 10-pound stone, for all intents and purposes,
00:21:30they're about the same density, so they'll fall at the same time.
00:21:33But Huck, if you separate those feathers,
00:21:36that feather's barely denser than a sheet of paper.
00:21:39Even with them falling at the same time, some of them are gonna separate,
00:21:42and they'll be so beat by the resistance of the air that they'll just float and mosey on down
00:21:46and land a good few seconds after the stone.
00:21:56Tom!
00:21:58Tom, take the train!
00:22:00Get your piece!
00:22:07Joe, let's start again.
00:22:11Starting again.
00:22:13On the mark.
00:22:19Three Mississippi.
00:22:22Two Mississippi.
00:22:24One Mississippi.
00:22:26One Mississippi.
00:22:29Yeah!
00:22:37Yes!
00:22:39Yes!
00:22:48I'm sorry, Tom.
00:22:52That stone landed mighty sooner in them mess of feathers.
00:22:56Sid Sawyer is the winner!
00:23:09Told you you're after, Humblin' Top.
00:23:22I don't see what you like about that, Tom Sawyer.
00:23:25Bested by his little brother, Sid.
00:23:28Becky, you can do better.
00:23:29Let's get back to safety.
00:23:31Let's get back to safety.
00:23:33Come on, Becky.
00:23:34Show's over.
00:23:35And what a show.
00:23:38Tell him, Huck.
00:23:39Tell him I don't mind about the piece.
00:23:42I'm sorry about your cat.
00:23:55I reckon we've been sharing a room too long.
00:23:58Can't believe that little Brad off-foxed me.
00:24:03And now, Becky's tom piece is going for good.
00:24:05And what about your cat?
00:24:08So what if it's a mummy?
00:24:11One dead cat's as good as the other, I suppose.
00:24:13And those are right easy enough to come by.
00:24:17You sure are taking this well, Huck.
00:24:21That was your pride and joy.
00:24:25Well, pride?
00:24:27Ain't never been too much of use to me, Tom.
00:24:31I come from, well, you know where I come from.
00:24:36Pride just gets in the way of things.
00:24:39Blinds you.
00:24:40Sometimes gets you humble.
00:24:45It ain't that simple, Huck.
00:24:48I reckon it probably ain't.
00:24:51Because without it, I'm an empty sack.
00:24:56I bet you weren't right.
00:24:57You ain't my master.
00:25:02It's just...
00:25:04a part of me.
00:25:09Why'd you sign away my scheme, Huck?
00:25:11With Sid?
00:25:12I didn't know it about your scheme, Tom.
00:25:14You didn't tell me about your scheme.
00:25:16He said we need to make this legitimate, and it's my collateral.
00:25:18I know, I know.
00:25:21It's not your fault, Huck.
00:25:25He just knows me too well.
00:25:29That's it.
00:25:31He knew I wouldn't talk to you about my scheme, because...
00:25:35Because I need to show it off.
00:25:38And I underestimated him, that's for sure.
00:25:41I won't make that same mistake again.
00:25:44Just like I won't be betting away anything else that don't belong to me on a gimme, neither.
00:25:56I'm sorry, Huck.
00:26:06What is Becky right, Huck?
00:26:09You only gotta master if you serve it, Tom.
00:26:15Well, don't you gotta serve?
00:26:16Something's in life.
00:26:27You think Becky will ever speak to me again, or we done courting for good?
00:26:31I don't think you have to worry about Becky Thatcher now, Tom Sawyer.
00:26:34Now, when are you going to tell me about this new scheme we're cooking up?
00:26:38To get back what's ours from Sid?
00:26:41Now, I am glad you say that, Huckleberry Finn.
00:26:45Because I do.
00:26:46We've got a new plan to brew.
00:26:47Sure.
00:26:48And it is a good one.
00:26:49But of course, this time we can't take nothing for granted.
00:26:52We've got to be smart, not cocky.
00:27:40That was a skimmer, Tom.
00:27:41It's all just an understanding of the physics, Joe.
00:27:44You master the physics, you master the world.
00:27:46Nah, that weren't nothing, Joe.
00:27:48Watch this.
00:27:57Oh, I think Huckie's got you beat, Tom.
00:27:59You blind Joe Harper.
00:28:01You know mine went further, Tom.
00:28:02Why are you making a fuss?
00:28:03Huck, you mullet head.
00:28:05The measure ain't the distance.
00:28:06It's the form.
00:28:07Besides, I got a good two or three more skips out of my sauce.
00:28:10On account of the physics, like I said.
00:28:12You're supposed to control the physics, Huck.
00:28:13That's the game.
00:28:14You're making up rules as you want them, not as they be, Tom.
00:28:17That ain't so Huckie.
00:28:18Everybody knows that.
00:28:19You tell them, Joe.
00:28:20Uh, how's that, Tom?
00:28:22Tell Huck it's the form you grade.
00:28:24Well, honest, Tom.
00:28:26I don't know hardly nothing about this business of physics and stones skipping.
00:28:31Least of which I had to grade it.
00:28:33But it seems to me, though, Tom, that Huck's got the more logical point.
00:28:38Ha!
00:28:39Your face, Tom!
00:28:40Yeah, hey, Joe, save the logic for those of us that's got it in spades, huh?
00:28:44Any chucklehead can throw their arm at a socket and get good distance.
00:28:47But the form of the skips, the dance of the stone or the water, that's the real game.
00:28:54Well, I reckon you do make a good point.
00:28:56Joe, you fare well.
00:28:58Now y'all put me in a mighty awful spot.
00:29:00I told y'all I don't know nothing about this business.
00:29:03Well, what do you look for when you skip, Joe?
00:29:05The distance, like a real Missourian, or something highfalutin' like form?
00:29:11Well, I can't say I go for nothing, Huck.
00:29:14You mean you ain't never thought about it?
00:29:16I mean, I ain't done it, Tom.
00:29:19I ain't never skipped no stone.
00:29:24Well, Joe, stone skipping's right up there with mumbly pegging and swimming for best summer's
00:29:29pastime in all St. Petersburg.
00:29:32Well, I can't believe you missed out.
00:29:34Well, I can't stand it.
00:29:39Watch out there, Tom.
00:29:41About time you got an education in stone skipping, Joe.
00:29:43Step one is find the right stone.
00:29:46Won't just any stone do?
00:29:48No way, Joe.
00:29:50Get the wrong stone, you might as well be chucking Becky Thatcher in the water.
00:29:54Get about the same distance.
00:29:55Well, actually, Huck, so long as you go by what the physics want, most rocks will skip some.
00:30:00Even a humongous rock if you throw it hard enough, but for the absolute most impressive
00:30:05results the human arm can get, certain kind's the best.
00:30:08See?
00:30:09Here, a nice stone with a flat edge and a round base.
00:30:14Now, in order to make her skip, there are two major factors to consider when dealing with
00:30:19an optimized stone like this one.
00:30:20Number one is the angle and rotation of how I throw it.
00:30:24Number two, the angle at which it hits the water.
00:30:26These others factors, too, like its size and mass and the condition of the water's surface.
00:30:31But with a stone like this, you can kind of take those things for granted on a nice day
00:30:34like today.
00:30:35Now, let's talk it through as we go.
00:30:37Number one, the angle at which the stone is thrown.
00:30:41See?
00:30:41How you throw it directly impacts two things that are important in getting a stone to skip.
00:30:45It creates the momentum for the mass and motion of the stone.
00:30:48And it also affects the second major factor, the angle at which the stone hits the water.
00:30:53Now, you see how I got my arm cocked and loaded?
00:30:56Yeah, looks like you're going to pull something, Tom.
00:30:59Yeah, that shows I can fling a sidearm.
00:31:01The other important part is how I hold the stone.
00:31:04Now, you see how I got it wedged between my thumb and index finger?
00:31:07How I got my index finger wrapped around it?
00:31:09That shows when I let it go and let it roll off the tips of my fingers,
00:31:13it puts the stone in a natural spin.
00:31:17Now, let's throw it and I'll show you how it skips in actuality,
00:31:20thanks to master the physics.
00:31:26Watch it with them stones, boys!
00:31:29See, thanks to the principle of the conservation of momentum,
00:31:32the stone doesn't lose momentum from the throw when it collides with the water.
00:31:35Now, all the momentum's got to go somewhere.
00:31:37So, if you look real close, Joe,
00:31:39you could have seen that when the stone hit the water in the first skip,
00:31:42it actually entered the water for a hair.
00:31:44But, thanks to all that momentum I gave it with my throw,
00:31:46it created a gully or a cavity in the water
00:31:50that the stone then slings itself out of.
00:31:52Then, its pitch angle out of the cavity creates lifting force,
00:31:55which causes the stone to skip along and repeat the process all over.
00:31:58Now, as the stone continues this over and over,
00:32:00it slowly loses its momentum and it eventually sinks.
00:32:03But, if you take all them factors I told you about into consideration,
00:32:07you get a mighty whole lot of skips before it sinks for good.
00:32:09It makes sense.
00:32:11Give her a try, huh, Joe?
00:32:13And make sure you try for form.
00:32:15Nah, Joe.
00:32:16Ain't no way to master physics.
00:32:18You can't outsmart a good, honest throw for distance.
00:32:33All right now, you can relax some.
00:32:35You're not here scaring crows, are you?
00:32:49What form, what distance, what did I do?
00:32:55What did I say about them stones?
00:32:59What did I tell you?
00:33:00Master of the physics, master of the world.
00:33:03Master?
00:33:04I didn't mean to do that, Tom.
00:33:06I didn't mean to belittle poor Chop Ma.
00:33:08Look, only physics we can control now is how fast we make tracks.
00:33:40Master of the physics.
00:33:42Master of the physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master
00:33:48of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics,
00:33:57master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of
00:33:57physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master
00:33:57of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics,
00:33:57master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of
00:33:57physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master
00:33:57of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics, master of physics,
00:34:07master of physics, master of physics,
00:34:15We're getting closer together, and this is the third load already.
00:34:18Your pa can't do nothing about this, Becky.
00:34:20Judge Thatcher's made it pretty clear he's got more important pots on Mr. Oberma.
00:34:24But these traps are against the law.
00:34:26It says the populace are coming and bringing change with them.
00:34:30It says one of these days, student judges will be elected like the president and not
00:34:33appointed by the governor like they are now.
00:34:35It says not everybody can see it coming, but he can.
00:34:39Does your pa run into president, Becky?
00:34:40No, he's just afraid of offending the people who could have the power to take away his
00:34:44job.
00:34:45He doesn't want to underestimate the voice of the populace, because it could be at his
00:34:48peril.
00:34:49See, people talk, and that talk can get teeth.
00:34:52And he and the district attorney just want to focus on that which will make good talk
00:34:55and not bad.
00:34:57And stopping illegal trappers ain't big enough to help good talk.
00:35:00That sounds like fiction to me.
00:35:02Ain't enough populace got these parts to bring any kind of change like that.
00:35:05My pa says, they's only got a voice up in them Yankee states.
00:35:08Well, that's not what Judge Thatcher believes, Glenn.
00:35:10Sure sounds like he's running for president.
00:35:13I suppose politics is politics, but for now, we're on our own.
00:35:22Well, I suppose not entirely on our own.
00:35:40Well, that's not what it is.
00:35:43I want to use theолi to fight all of our own.
00:35:52Well, that's our news.
00:35:53What the law is.
00:35:53And how we got the sheriff and the bodies of the government who work together, so we the populous
00:35:57Populous, Irma.
00:35:59Can all live without fear like we had in the Old Testament days.
00:36:01We know what society is.
00:36:04But wouldn't that be something?
00:36:05If all the dogs spelt all the traps like Dash and spread a word amongst the other critters?
00:36:09Like a real democratic society.
00:36:10To live in your silly head.
00:36:12Why waste breath on such ridiculous fancy?
00:36:13There'd be a lot less for us to do.
00:36:15What's ridiculous?
00:36:16Folks couldn't always talk.
00:36:17We had savage times.
00:36:19And we should say careers went one day too.
00:36:21Irma, not only is that impossible,
00:36:22but it's not right heretical.
00:36:25Okay, will you two stop that, Balderdash?
00:36:27It seems like neither of you know anything to me.
00:36:30I mean, animals may not speak English or French or dead Latin, but they still speak.
00:36:36Any silly body should know that.
00:36:38Now how so, Becky Thatcher?
00:36:40Won't you learn his curled ignoramuses?
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:45What do you two think Dash is doing right now?
00:36:48He found a trap, of course.
00:36:50Right.
00:36:50And he's telling us that he found the trap, ain't he?
00:36:54Why, that's a croak, Becky Thatcher.
00:36:56Right, that don't count.
00:36:57But he's still communicating, ain't he?
00:37:00And that ain't even the only way.
00:37:02Look at his nose.
00:37:03From the other animals that have left their scent there, Dash can tell all kinds of things.
00:37:07He can tell between the different people and critters that have been there,
00:37:10and he can even tell specific things about them, like whether they was male or female or what time of
00:37:15day they passed.
00:37:16He can even tell emotions in those sense, like whether any of them was anxious or afraid.
00:37:20Really?
00:37:20I'll bet.
00:37:29Is that it, if you saw it and smell?
00:37:31Hardly.
00:37:32Listen.
00:37:37What?
00:37:38Don't you hear him?
00:37:39Someone talking?
00:37:40Yep.
00:37:41The birds.
00:37:44Oftentimes, the noise that the animals make mean just as much to them as talking to us to us.
00:37:48Even more when it's Irma.
00:37:50Birds call and sing just to keep in touch with one another, or to warn of danger, or to let
00:37:54each other know when they've found food.
00:37:56They even use it for courting.
00:37:57Other animals use it in like ways, like monkeys, frogs, bats, even insects like crickets and grasshoppers.
00:38:04And of course, dogs.
00:38:19They even use it for their own.
00:39:12You mean some animals can talk by vibrating their bodies?
00:39:15Yep.
00:39:16Spiders do with their spider webs.
00:39:17And through touch?
00:39:18Yep.
00:39:19Especially when they're learning to be social.
00:39:21Like a dog or cat playing or ants leading one another to food.
00:39:24And even through electricity?
00:39:26I didn't even know electricity was real.
00:39:28Yep.
00:39:29Eels communicate with one another and learn more about the world around them through the
00:39:32electrical charge they got in their bodies.
00:39:34I don't know.
00:39:35Maybe they talk in a manner of saying, but you really think an animal like that can speak
00:39:40to us in a complex enough way for it to kind of us talking?
00:39:43Why, Gwen?
00:39:43Look at the professional.
00:39:46Having himself a mighty conversation.
00:39:48Underestimate the mature peril.
00:39:50Dash!
00:39:53Dash!
00:39:56Here Dash!
00:40:01I said Dash!
00:40:05I said Dash!
00:40:21Sorry.
00:40:23I can't.
00:40:23I'm okay.
00:40:23I just, I can't move.
00:40:25My leg is pinned.
00:40:26Hold on, Becky.
00:40:27We're gonna find you help.
00:40:28Hold on.
00:40:31Dash!
00:40:32Dash!
00:40:33No wait!
00:40:33What's the use?
00:40:34What?
00:40:34That dumb munchess took off after a squirrel.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Becky, I told you.
00:40:41Just, we're gonna find you something to get you out of.
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:45Come on in, Becky.
00:40:49He's chasing that squirrel good, ain't he?
00:40:51No, I don't think he is.
00:40:53I think he found something.
00:40:54What?
00:40:55Well, can you just see what he has to say?
00:40:58Becky, I told you.
00:40:59Now, where are the ones you should be listening to and how-
00:41:05I think it's kinda just-
00:41:07Um, Gwen?
00:41:25Wrap this around you, Becky.
00:41:26We'll pull you up.
00:41:29We'll pull you up.
00:41:42Ooh!
00:41:43Hi!
00:41:44Dash, hi!
00:41:46Becky.
00:41:47Are you alright?
00:41:48Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:50I think it's twisted, but I'll be alright.
00:41:53Maybe done trap-busting for the day.
00:41:56Who found this rope?
00:42:01Oh!
00:42:18That looks funny.
00:42:20You see her?
00:42:21Yeah!
00:42:23You see her?
00:42:24Mm-hmm.
00:42:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:17And I promise, as long as you kept up your studies, I guarantee your education, and I have.
00:43:28The United States Military Academy at West Point, New York, Tom.
00:43:33A full academic scholarship for the next four years.
00:43:38I've also arranged for your graduate studies, following your time at West Point at the University
00:43:43of Missouri, where, as long as you keep up your marks, you'll study law.
00:43:56Now, Tahal, surely of all people, you aren't speechless.
00:44:03I'm sorry, sir.
00:44:04I'm just...
00:44:08I won't take this lightly, sir.
00:44:11I have no doubt.
00:44:13Now, another matter is your 18th birthday and your trust.
00:44:18Come on in, Huckleberry Finn.
00:44:19This affects you, too.
00:44:30Now, I know you boys have both grown accustomed to payments from the trust that started from
00:44:34that treasure you both found all those years ago.
00:44:38Now that you both turn into 18, the terms of your trust offer you some options, and I reckon
00:44:43it's only right for you to learn them.
00:44:45You'll each have to make a decision for yourself.
00:44:48Now, you can keep everything of the trust as is, and you'll still receive a modest allowance,
00:44:53which won't be enough to live off of, but will certainly afford you plenty of additional
00:44:57comfort and security.
00:44:59Or you can, however, otherwise decide to go ahead and take the money out of the trust in
00:45:05one lump sum, which you could then use to buy a home, start a business, or whatever you'd
00:45:11like.
00:45:11But then that'd be it.
00:45:13The trust would be gone.
00:45:14Now, Tom, with your expenses taken care of at West Point, I'd highly recommend keeping
00:45:20your trust in place, and perhaps even deferring your weekly payments while you're in school
00:45:24to increase your investments.
00:45:26I was about to tell you, Judge, and that decision is set sure.
00:45:30All right.
00:45:31So, Huckleberry, have you thought about your future?
00:45:40Now, Huck, I know you, both of you, seen an awful lot of adventure and an awful lot of
00:45:46life.
00:45:47Body has to admit, I'm both admirers and jealous.
00:45:50But your Thomas boys is dusking up.
00:45:53You'll be men soon.
00:45:55Now, Huck, Tom has an impressive itinerary ahead of him the next few years.
00:45:59We've just been going over his plan.
00:46:01I've never seen no Tom story without a plan, sir.
00:46:04Of course.
00:46:05It's in his nature.
00:46:07What about yours, Huck?
00:46:10What's your nature?
00:46:14How's that?
00:46:15What you want out of life, Hucky?
00:46:20I'll take the lumps on him, Judge.
00:46:25Now, Huck, are you sure what's on?
00:46:31I don't want to owe nothing to nobody, sir.
00:46:34The widow Douglas, she took me in and kept me and civilized me up and taught me religion,
00:46:39and I'm mighty grateful, and I reckon I owe her for all that room and board and kindness.
00:46:45I reckon I can spare what's left of the treasure to set her up nice.
00:46:52Well, Huckleberry fan, that's a mighty swell thing to do.
00:46:57Why, it's a bully of a thing.
00:47:00But what about you?
00:47:02Have you seen to adequate occupation?
00:47:06I can hardly spend what you give me as it is, Judge, and I've got enough saved up to make
00:47:11my own way for a while.
00:47:12Well, a long while, so I reckon I already got the right occupation for me.
00:47:17Huck, you ain't got no occupation.
00:47:19Tom, the fish is going to catch themselves.
00:47:22The watermelon's going to eat themselves.
00:47:24The air out there is going to breathe itself.
00:47:28Huck, Huckleberry, those ain't occupations.
00:47:30That's just taking up space.
00:47:32Sounds like a right noble occupation to me, Judge.
00:47:36Not that I judge a body with amphibian, mind you.
00:47:39Ambition.
00:47:39Like Tom here.
00:47:40Why is Tom going to be president one day or some far-flung chic with wives aplenty like
00:47:45he always says?
00:47:46And that's good for Tom and all the talkers like him.
00:47:49And we need them to keep the economy going and the world populated.
00:47:53What, with all them wives?
00:47:55But I figure there's competition enough.
00:47:57And those as happy with our circumstances, well, we oughtn't go in changing them just because
00:48:02we're supposed to.
00:48:04They don't make sense to me, Judge.
00:48:05Judge, you remember my pap, sir?
00:48:09I do.
00:48:10Well, sir, my pap, he was a bad man, sir.
00:48:14A social parasite.
00:48:17If he could amount to even half of what I am, fishing and eating plied and minding my own
00:48:22keep, well, it'd be a miracle.
00:48:26Maybe this life ain't good enough for a Sawyer, but it's more than good enough for a fit.
00:48:39How's the body argue with that?
00:48:52Look, it's Tom Sawyer.
00:48:53The train leaves out Monday, Tom?
00:48:55That's right.
00:48:55But we still got the weekend plans.
00:48:57I think Joe and them should already be down at Jackson's Isle, and once we get into more
00:49:01respectable duds, we oughtn't do the same.
00:49:05Four years in New York, huh?
00:49:06Good day, Mr. Sawyer.
00:49:08Well, I'll be back and forth, though, Hug.
00:49:10And then, I'll be back in Missouri for law school.
00:49:13But not for good.
00:49:14Here he is!
00:49:15Now, how you know that?
00:49:16Because you're Tom.
00:49:21I guess this is the end of an era, Hug.
00:49:25Now you're really just going to cash out next week and then sit around and do nothing for
00:49:29the rest of your days?
00:49:31I reckon so, Tom.
00:49:33Well, I don't understand it.
00:49:35You never have, Tom.
00:49:36But I can't believe you give up on all that adventuring.
00:49:39You're the adventurer.
00:49:40I've just tagged along time to time.
00:49:42You catch some adventures like fleas.
00:49:44And you don't.
00:49:45Hug, what about a few summers back when you went off a gym downriver and had all kinds of
00:49:49adventures, like those feudin' families and the Duke and the King and their royal non-set
00:49:54show?
00:49:55All coming at you like you's a magnet, Hug.
00:49:57You can't repel all that glory forever.
00:49:59Now, that was different, Tom.
00:50:01Them had to be had.
00:50:02Jim's life was on the line.
00:50:03And when we trapped that rascal holding who ransacked the town or when we saved Uncle
00:50:08Silas from the hangman, all them adventures they had to be had, Tom, because the stakes
00:50:12were real.
00:50:13Ain't no sense in adventuring for nothing.
00:50:16Hi, Tom.
00:50:17You're attracting all commerce today, ain't you?
00:50:20Well, it's just a count of that article on me in the dispatch.
00:50:23All right.
00:50:24You're kind of coming out of the woodwork, though, don't you?
00:50:44That is what you're after.
00:50:46There are three forts on the aisle, one for each team.
00:50:49Protect your flag, capture theirs, win the game.
00:50:54Joe.
00:50:54Captain of the Greens has been recognized.
00:50:57What are we supposed to do, climb the tree?
00:50:59I'd like to see you try.
00:51:01Captain of the Reds has not been recognized.
00:51:03Oh, that's so Tom.
00:51:04Will the Captain of the Greens please address the neutralizing of the fish?
00:51:07Yeah, screw you on up there.
00:51:09Don't you think I can?
00:51:10Captain's, please.
00:51:11You just said I wanted to see is all.
00:51:13He doesn't think you can do it, Becky.
00:51:15Okay, Irma, you're not even a captain.
00:51:17Fine.
00:51:32As the captain of the Reds has demonstrated, flags can be retrieved with magic magnet wands.
00:51:37Tom will distribute one to each of the captains of the teams.
00:51:47Want me to explain it, Hucky?
00:51:49It ain't really magic.
00:51:50No, it's just a magnet.
00:51:53I learned this from Tom.
00:51:54See, there's this naturally occurring thing called magnetism, and it's something you can't
00:51:58see, but you know it's there.
00:51:59And it comes about because some materials have unique properties that create what a
00:52:04feller calls magnetic fields.
00:52:06Magnets, they're made up by folks to use magnetism to their advantage.
00:52:10And these made magnets have their very own magnetic fields, which folks can make by giving
00:52:14them different, what they call poles, north and south.
00:52:19These poles repel poles that are alike and attract ones that ain't.
00:52:22They can also act on a distance with other materials like metal, iron, steel, brass, copper.
00:52:28They're all attracted to magnetic fields, and magnets are weak and strong and in between
00:52:33like most things, I reckon.
00:52:36And a magnet with a strong enough magnetic field, why'd it rip a metal flag right off
00:52:39the tree?
00:52:41Wow.
00:52:43I think that earned you one duties today, Hucky.
00:52:46Really, Tom?
00:52:47I thought the captain-
00:52:48All right.
00:52:49Greens, glues, you have ten minutes to set your forts before we start.
00:53:08Aight.
00:53:09Real strategists like us ought to scout their defenses before we move towards a capture.
00:53:13So Ben, Wimp, you're with me.
00:53:15Huck?
00:53:16Yeah, Tom.
00:53:17Stay back and out of sight.
00:53:18Aight?
00:53:19You want me to just do nothing?
00:53:21I thought that's what you like to do.
00:53:24There!
00:53:27You're spotted.
00:53:27You better tag him before they make it back to their fort.
00:53:29Tom, you want me to-
00:53:44Tom?
00:53:46Tom?
00:53:48Ben?
00:53:50Wimp?
00:53:54There.
00:53:55Must be the competition.
00:54:05Not you, you.
00:54:08No one's a water!
00:54:10I say.
00:54:11Do my poor old tired royal eyes deceive me, my dear Duton?
00:54:16Or is this our old mate, Hucklebury?
00:54:22Oh no!
00:54:30Thy place and counsel thy hast rudely lost, and the hope and spectation of thy time is ruined.
00:54:37And ere man do prophetically think thy fault.
00:54:42The words of King Henry IV to his prodigal son Hal.
00:54:47That's supposed to be me, Majesty?
00:54:49Why, Huck, weren't we once your most noblest and selfless keepers?
00:54:54Why didn't me and the King care for your every ingrateful need and want, despite our royal blood and years
00:55:00of gutter-trag?
00:55:01And yet, you fled our charge the moment our backs were turned and we were indisposed.
00:55:06Yeah, when you were a tartan feather.
00:55:08Hey! You watch your filthy mouth.
00:55:13I'll never give up, Jim.
00:55:14Old Jim?
00:55:16Why, we've been on his trail for years with phony papers claiming he's our runaway.
00:55:21Oh, Huck, runaways is swole business.
00:55:26We're off to something big.
00:55:29If you didn't take me to get to Jim, then...
00:55:32Why'd you take me?
00:55:43We have it!
00:55:48Hold it!
00:55:51Hold it!
00:55:52In the chair!
00:55:59Tired, nice and tight, Duke.
00:56:01Come back!
00:56:02Come back!
00:56:06Come back!
00:56:14Prisoner!
00:56:21Quick thinking, Becky.
00:56:24All right, Sid has captured Gwen, Wimp has captured Irma, and Becky has captured Tom.
00:56:31Now, time out while the prisoners are escorted to the four prisons.
00:56:36And wait for my call to return in play.
00:56:43Maybe prison will keep you from leaving on Monday.
00:56:47Becky, your pa made all the arrangements.
00:56:50I know.
00:56:54Good thing Huck still has the wand.
00:57:02I thought the Sheriff sent you down the river.
00:57:16He did cause of you.
00:57:21Fortune found me doing a farm, chained up to these rum barrel skags.
00:57:29By the by, I guess talking, it seems we have a common history in you.
00:57:38Made an escape.
00:57:40Came to the hour I saw you last.
00:57:43I know that I'd run into you sooner rather than later.
00:57:47Your chickens come home to roost, Huck. You gonna help us.
00:57:53What?
00:57:55You're getting rich.
00:57:58I know this is your best friend, Rodolph.
00:58:03He's tickled your advised treasure, though.
00:58:06As much hassle as he caused me, taking that off his hands is the least he could do.
00:58:13I know.
00:58:13Ain't no smarter way to get at it.
00:58:15Ain't no smarter way to get at it.
00:58:17After you.
00:58:21Tell him, Smart, he ain't falling for nothing.
00:58:28I know this is smart.
00:58:30He's tough best to me.
00:58:35You ain't nothing like Connor trash, boy.
00:58:38Just like your pal.
00:58:40I could've trashed that town, I'd get no hiding in here if you call me sleep.
00:58:46Except for your one and only friend.
00:58:51We'll do whatever we want to save you.
00:58:58So, boys, round up Sawyer.
00:59:02Let's get him a cup break.
00:59:06I got a treasure too.
00:59:12Me and Tom, we found it in a cave years ago.
00:59:16The judge has been keeping it for us.
00:59:18Trust.
00:59:21I'm due to get mine out.
00:59:23Lump some next week.
00:59:29We'll just leave Tom alone.
00:59:31Jim.
00:59:33Jim too.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:39It's yours.
00:59:45Ruby Warren and Abby take your treasure off your outfit.
00:59:50Right after you can take Tom's.
01:00:01Yeah, we won!
01:00:03See the concrete heroes.
01:00:06And the winner is Sid Sire and the Blues.
01:00:11See the concrete heroes.
01:00:15Sorry, Tom.
01:00:16But it weren't on us.
01:00:18Yeah, Huck just wanded off.
01:00:20I mean, he took the magnet wand with him.
01:00:24What?
01:00:26You ain't seen Huck?
01:00:28Ain't no relying on him, Tom.
01:00:30Probably got it in him to go skip stones or go off fishing or raft out downriver.
01:00:38I don't know, Huck leaving as high and dry.
01:00:43I wager he's upset about your leaving, Tom.
01:00:52I know a bunch of us are.
01:00:56But he'll be fine.
01:00:58He'll cheer up and he'll find you by morning, I'm sure.
01:01:01It's his nature.
01:01:03But it's best to just leave him be.
01:01:06For now.
01:01:23The stars are out.
01:01:25I say we've waited plenty.
01:01:26Aye.
01:01:28Aye.
01:01:29Now grab Sawyer and bring him here.
01:01:31Show him we got Huck and we mean business.
01:01:34Give him two days to make the arrangements.
01:01:36Then we start setting up body parts.
01:01:40All right.
01:01:40We'll take the pistol lead out.
01:01:43Is that really a two-man operation, I wonder?
01:01:47What are you saying, Huck?
01:01:49None of my business tell y'all professionals.
01:01:51Second.
01:01:53Now go on.
01:01:55Well, Majesty.
01:01:57Seems to me if you're just frightening old Tom,
01:01:59he'd come easy to see about me if I was in trouble.
01:02:02You ain't need both royals out on the job, so...
01:02:06Why would Holden want to send both of you out?
01:02:11Unless...
01:02:12Oh...
01:02:13Enough!
01:02:14If you're just trying to turn us on each other.
01:02:15Hold on now.
01:02:16Huck, you go on to finish.
01:02:18Well, you had to capture me.
01:02:20I could have been dangerous or could have run or fought back.
01:02:24So you sent two of them, which I reckon is sensible.
01:02:29But now that you got me, why would you want to send two people just to scare someone?
01:02:34It makes a body wonder, I reckon.
01:02:37It makes a body wonder about intentions.
01:02:40Why?
01:02:41While y'all are off scaring Tom, what's stopping Holden from taking me somewhere else?
01:02:45Scaring Tom on his own and...
01:02:47And...
01:02:47And taking both our treasures for itself?
01:02:49Shut it!
01:02:50He's trying to turn us on each other.
01:02:54Naughty boy, huh Finn?
01:02:56Keep it up and you'll be early to your own funeral.
01:02:59I've done it too.
01:03:00And I'll be late.
01:03:05Since y'all ain't seen St. Pete yet, let's go over the back way to Sawyer's again.
01:03:10Of course, this gives the Royals a mighty opportunity as well.
01:03:15Now, Huck, what did we say?
01:03:19What now?
01:03:21Nevermind, y'all are just gonna think I'm turning all against one another.
01:03:30You two go, I won't get that boy without me.
01:03:34I might keep him for yourselves.
01:03:36Cut me out.
01:03:38But Holden, you still have Huck. You'd have half the treasure.
01:03:42Except there's two of you.
01:03:44Only one of me.
01:03:46You might get the drop on me.
01:03:49And don't forget, they sell those funny papers that say they own Jim.
01:03:53You do?
01:03:55Now, Jim is our play Holden.
01:03:58Yeah, we've been after him for years.
01:04:01I dealt with with some partners.
01:04:03Yes, we are!
01:04:04Get him!
01:04:14You got those papers.
01:04:16We ain't going nowhere tonight.
01:04:19And one of you trust the other one to go along?
01:04:25Huh?
01:04:27I reckon we ought to keep going tomorrow.
01:04:58That's why I identified you as an artist.
01:05:01You wound up that one night where they got together?
01:05:07What did you make?
01:05:07I'm feeling like, in order to talk about it?
01:05:07How did you get there?
01:05:08I realized there was somebody thinking that I caught all the time?
01:05:08No!
01:05:09I saw my news tomorrow.
01:05:10What happened to the night or run?
01:05:12I've smitten and saw the other day or night.
01:05:13I'm père.
01:05:13I Sky's near the night ofária come ורק,
01:05:27Look, why didn't you come home last night?
01:06:00It took him, and it splashed!
01:06:09And it broke air bone in his body.
01:06:11Now this rig was based on ancient York catapults, but I modernized the release.
01:06:24You rarely built such a contraption.
01:06:27Yep, I told you.
01:06:28Traps and devices are my specialty.
01:06:30How do you crank this thing up?
01:06:32I thought you had to do it.
01:06:54I thought you had to do it.
01:06:57Is that another boot?
01:07:01Is that one a little bear trap?
01:07:29Okay, now see here, if you can rig such a thing, why don't you just booby trap the
01:07:33boy?
01:07:33Aye.
01:07:34That'll keep you from trying to flee while all three of us are gone.
01:07:37That's a thought now.
01:07:38I think we should bring you here, but it's in here.
01:07:42We can't get the truth.
01:07:44We could all get sawdry in the knock.
01:07:55That boy would never mind saying no to a…
01:08:00...pistol!
01:08:03Now we're going to talk about a new plan.
01:08:07That barrel ain't got one round, did it?
01:08:10We're rushing.
01:08:11Can't give it one of us.
01:08:12One of us.
01:08:19You ain't got the guts.
01:08:20No.
01:08:21It ain't in it.
01:08:21No.
01:08:23Hey.
01:08:30Get her.
01:08:34Put it off your alley, my husband.
01:08:37We don't burn yourself in Korea.
01:08:45Tom.
01:08:50Look, boys.
01:08:52He's coming by parcel.
01:08:54Tom, the pistol's empty.
01:08:56Run for him.
01:08:58I don't need no pistol, T-T.
01:09:08I reckon you should have brought it on me.
01:09:11Gosh.
01:09:12Wish I'd have thought of that.
01:09:28Oh, shanks.
01:09:29Hands up.
01:09:29I reckon I did.
01:09:31Come on out.
01:09:33Hands up.
01:09:34Got marksmen on all sides.
01:09:36Got your dead to rights.
01:09:38Make a move towards the boy or the barn and we'll shoot.
01:09:43That's them, Jim.
01:09:49Yeah, that's them.
01:09:51That's them.
01:09:51One, two, three.
01:09:52Come runnin' for you, huh?
01:10:21Come runnin' for you, huh?
01:10:22Good drugs.
01:10:23Bully for Tom Sawyer!
01:10:25Vanquish your advantage.
01:10:26Conquer conspiracies.
01:10:34Town's gonna miss you, Tom.
01:10:35Just the town.
01:10:37Now, Tom Sawyer, are you asking me to wait for you?
01:10:41I am.
01:10:42Well, that's a double-binding contract, Tom.
01:10:45I'll be constant, Becky.
01:10:46You have four years. It's a long time.
01:10:48But I'd like to see us try.
01:10:57The sheriff's just made the arrangements, boys.
01:11:00This vandal's the only half to be heading back down the river this weekend.
01:11:03Leave us naturally phony papers.
01:11:07My word, we'll do our best to add 20 years to their sentences.
01:11:10Yeah, you said it.
01:11:13What a sting dog, Tom.
01:11:15Well, I'm glad to hear justice will have its day, Judge.
01:11:19Did you hear how Tom outfoxed those varmints?
01:11:21I heard he took on all three, so disarmed them then and there.
01:11:24It was mighty fisticuffs, I heard.
01:11:26The big brother was ready for the challenge.
01:11:28Saved the town at the expense of a third funeral for poor Huck family.
01:11:36Brilliant.
01:11:38The hell it was, Tom.
01:11:39Blown out, Judge.
01:11:40Bully it was, Judge.
01:11:41Tom came in fist-a-blazing.
01:11:44Took out all three of them himself.
01:11:46I was just trapped and helpless, but Tom was a white knight hero coming home.
01:11:55I heard the way it was, Huck.
01:11:58Sure it was, Tom.
01:12:00You can't hide them all to glory forever.
01:12:03Well, in the history books,
01:12:05side by side,
01:12:06it will always be Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
01:12:11Sure it will be, Tom.
01:12:18Now, Tom,
01:12:19I've come find you this morning.
01:12:21I want you to meet this here fellow.
01:12:23Pleasure.
01:12:24This newspaper man out of San Francisco
01:12:26saw you right up in the St. Louis dispatch.
01:12:29Name's, uh...
01:12:30Clements.
01:12:31I'd like to talk to you, Tom,
01:12:33about publishing your life story.
01:12:36My life story?
01:12:39Well, I bet the adventures of Tom Sawyer
01:12:43could be a best-seller.
01:12:48Wow!
01:13:02Look like maybe you're outgrown sleeping barrels, Huck Finn.
01:13:08You know me, sir?
01:13:09All right.
01:13:11Clements.
01:13:12I'm a newspaper man.
01:13:14Came in town to talk to Tom Sawyer.
01:13:19Oh.
01:13:21Heard a lot of tales since I've been here.
01:13:24Tales from Judge Thatcher,
01:13:27from Love Potter,
01:13:29from Tom's Aunt Polly.
01:13:32Seems like every adventure Tom Sawyer's ever been on
01:13:35right there by his side's been Huckleberry Finn.
01:13:41Then...
01:13:41Then I talked to Jim Watson.
01:13:46Talked to Jim?
01:13:48Seems like you've had quite a few adventures yourself.
01:13:53You'll do right writing about Tom.
01:13:55I ain't no adventure.
01:13:56I just want to keep out of trouble.
01:13:59Well, Tom...
01:14:00Tom's one's meant to be written about.
01:14:03He's a big talker.
01:14:05And big talkers, well,
01:14:06they can't write their own stories.
01:14:08They have the patience,
01:14:09not the inclination.
01:14:11And big talkers,
01:14:13they're the ones people want to read about.
01:14:15And big talkers,
01:14:16they sell a lot of books.
01:14:17Sometimes they tell the truth.
01:14:19Most of the time they stretch it a little.
01:14:21And they shape policy and culture
01:14:24because what they sell is simple and easy.
01:14:26Even the most self-righteous folks
01:14:28don't realize they get fooled.
01:14:33They're small talkers.
01:14:36Well,
01:14:38the world don't want them,
01:14:40but the world needs them.
01:14:42They give the world perspective.
01:14:46Honesty.
01:14:48Both sides of the ride,
01:14:50and both sides of the home.
01:14:55Nuance,
01:14:55the shady gray to make up this world.
01:15:00They keep the tyrants out of power,
01:15:02and out of favor in the public opinion,
01:15:04whose nature bold appears
01:15:07otherwise inconditioned.
01:15:13Now maybe Tom Sawyer's story needs to be told,
01:15:16or maybe I don't want to tell it.
01:15:22The invention is a huckleberry feeling.
01:15:27Nah,
01:15:27it's a story only you can tell.
01:15:32I ain't never told no stories.
01:15:35No?
01:15:41That's interesting.
01:15:47How'd you know?
01:15:50I didn't write by my real name.
01:15:53You even mailed it without an address for a return.
01:15:56The more I learn about you,
01:15:57the more clearly become.
01:16:01You're a good friend.
01:16:02Huh?
01:16:06And, uh,
01:16:07you got a problem with some words, too.
01:16:11Maybe too good.
01:16:12That got me in a lot of trouble.
01:16:16Now,
01:16:17so brought me here,
01:16:19now the whole world's gone all about
01:16:21Tom Sawyer,
01:16:22your best friend.
01:16:26you ever think about getting serious
01:16:28about your own stories,
01:16:30if you let me know.
01:16:34Mark Twain?
01:16:37I don't write by my real name, either.
01:17:02You coming down for breakfast this morning?
01:17:05After a while, Ms. Douglas, I thought I might work a piece and build up some appetite.
01:17:10Well, Polly told me that Tom made it to school, that he's doing well, he's making friends.
01:17:16That's Tom's nature.
01:17:18Well, as many letters as he sent you, I really reckoned he worked.
01:17:23That's Tom's nature, too.
01:17:26You know, Huck, I just want you to know how proud I am that you changed your mind on that
01:17:31trust.
01:17:34You keeping me company here, that is payment enough.
01:17:41And, you know, it does but good to see you with such ambition fully for you, Huck.
01:18:18Well, I reckon now you know about me.
01:18:20And Tom, and Jim, Becky, and Sid, and Joe, and Mr. Mark Twain, and all the rest.
01:18:27And maybe now you're satisfied after all these adventures.
01:18:31I know Tom Sawyer ain't.
01:18:33But I reckon Tom Sawyer never will be, so I guess I ain't either.
01:18:37Because no matter where Tom Sawyer goes, no matter where I go, it's just like Tom said.
01:18:43In the history books, in life, side by side, it'll always be Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
01:19:07It's a different scene, it'll always be Tom Sawyer now.
01:19:08And he he he's has been on vacation
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