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00:00:37You don't know about me without you have read some books made by Mr. Mark Twain.
00:00:41But that ain't no matter.
00:00:43Them books was about some of the best adventure me and Tom Sawyer ever had.
00:00:48My best friend.
00:00:53Now Mr. Mark Twain wrote the truth mainly.
00:00:56There were some things he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.
00:01:01I reckon the biggest lie he told, and I ain't ever seen anybody but live one time or another,
00:01:06was what they call the live old mittens.
00:01:10Because see, while Mr. Mark Twain sure did write down an awful lot of them adventures,
00:01:15he never wrote them all.
00:01:17Suppose me and Tom were just more full of adventuring than his poor wrist could handle.
00:01:25Now it's honest he wrote about the murder in the graveyard Tom and Miss Saw,
00:01:29and Muff Potter getting blamed for it, and me and Tom being took for dead,
00:01:32and then coming back to tell the truth, that it was Injun Joe who'd done it.
00:01:36And he wrote about Tom and Becky Thatcher getting lost in that cave.
00:01:40The very same one, me and Tom, to find all that treasure.
00:01:43And Injun Joe'd find his fate.
00:01:45And it's true Mr. Mark Twain helped me write about my own adventure,
00:01:49escaping my drunk path and heading the wrong way down the river to free Jim from slavery.
00:01:53Them adventures was plenty.
00:01:55Feuding families, missing heirs, and a pair of conmen, would-be royals,
00:01:59the Duke of Bilgewater and the King of France.
00:02:02Tom even showed up in Arkansas and got shot in the leg.
00:02:06And there was others too that made the page.
00:02:08About me and Tom turning genuine detectives, catching a killer.
00:02:12When that time me, Tom, and Jim were all taken hostigated,
00:02:15and a balloon bound for Africa.
00:02:18And maybe, maybe them adventures isn't enough.
00:02:22Maybe them history books are full up.
00:02:25Certainly would have done me.
00:02:27I never went looking for no trouble.
00:02:29But Tom Sawyer?
00:02:31Tom Sawyer was a magnet for them adventures.
00:02:34And I reckon maybe I was a magnet for Tom Sawyer.
00:02:40Best friends stick together.
00:02:42Sticking together got me into plenty of tight spots.
00:02:46Plenty of tight spots Mr. Mark Twain never even knew about.
00:02:56Surprised our sign didn't scare off that huckster, Tom.
00:02:58You sure his camp's gonna be this far inland?
00:03:01That rascal's a smart one, that's for sure.
00:03:04He reckon most folks would've come to your conclusions, Hucky.
00:03:07How bad the skeeters get hereabouts in the summer?
00:03:09Well, most of reckon the same man couldn't stand it.
00:03:12But he can't outsmart a couple detectives with pedigree, like us.
00:03:19Now, I've never been accused of having pedigree my whole life, Tom.
00:03:34How's that vinegar working for you, Huck?
00:03:36Only thing for skiers, Tom.
00:03:38That and possum guts, but don't got none of them handy.
00:03:42You know, this nickel bottle repellent seems to be more than attractive.
00:03:45Could you spare a few splashes to help me keep those parasites at bay?
00:03:49They's bloodsuckers, Tom, but that's how they're made.
00:03:52You don't gotta call them that mean a name.
00:03:54Well, Hucky, that's what they are.
00:03:56You're cold, Tom Sawyer.
00:03:58Pat Finn used to call me that.
00:04:00Parasite.
00:04:01I reckon I can call worse, but I don't know when.
00:04:04Huck Finn, you blather skype.
00:04:06That's what they are.
00:04:07A parasite is a critter that lives off something else.
00:04:10Like how skeeters have to suck our blood to survive.
00:04:15I wish you didn't know that, Tom.
00:04:17You didn't know Poppies means a bloodsucker.
00:04:20Not to speak ill to the dead, Huck, but I wouldn't put no stock in anything your Pat Finn ever
00:04:25said.
00:04:26Besides, he meant it in a metaphorical sense.
00:04:28Like you live off, Huck, because you skip out a score and have no occupation.
00:04:32But it ain't nothing, Huck.
00:04:35Even so.
00:04:36Hucky, you ain't no parasite, not the bloodsucking kind or the metaphorical kind.
00:04:45Now this Huckster we're hunting up Mr. James Hull.
00:04:48Now he's a parasite and ain't a place for that kind in this world.
00:04:51Selling the whole blame town to St. Petersburg on buying brand new security systems for their homes and shops.
00:04:57Stirring up all kinds of trouble and getting the whole town worded over some robberies that have been 20 miles
00:05:01down the river.
00:05:02And getting to turn on their friends and neighbors and not trust anyone.
00:05:05Even the postmaster in the good, righteous guy, Jim.
00:05:08And then, all of a sudden, during Sunday go to meeting time,
00:05:12ransacking the whole blame town and making for the river.
00:05:15That's what I figured it too, Tom.
00:05:16With no steamboats due to tomorrow morning.
00:05:19I guess he has to be out here.
00:05:20Lest he powerful at Illinois' shore.
00:05:23Well, that rascal's still here.
00:05:27A dead phone!
00:05:29Yep.
00:05:30Looks like he rigged up some of his security traps out here too.
00:05:36Had we tripped the pull line,
00:05:37the wire would've dropped that counterweight.
00:05:42And we'd be kept just fast.
00:05:44I read, Hucky.
00:05:45That wire drops at 32.2 foot per second square.
00:05:49Them big words just to say you ain't outrunnin' it.
00:05:52Sure.
00:05:53It's all account of potential and kinetic energy, Hucky.
00:05:56I think it's all account of everything that goes up's gotta come down.
00:05:59Exactly, Huck.
00:06:00That shit isn't a way they're sayin' it.
00:06:02See, that big cage back there had the potential for energy.
00:06:04Because gravity was pullin' on it, tryin' to bring it down.
00:06:07But couldn't.
00:06:08Account of the counterweight.
00:06:09But you trip the counterweight, well, gravity gets a holdin'.
00:06:12Exactly, Huck.
00:06:13See, once gravity gets a hold,
00:06:16all that energy that the cage had the potential to have,
00:06:19well, it grows into it real quick.
00:06:21You've got to remember
00:06:22that speed and mass affect the amount of kinetic energy an object has.
00:06:27So heavy cage way up there just drop one via a whopper.
00:06:30I don't need all the details, Tom.
00:06:31I reckon I get the big picture.
00:06:33Huck Finn, this detective business is all about the details.
00:06:38Tom!
00:06:40Noisemaker.
00:06:41This rascal's keepin' the thrills fresh, ain't he?
00:06:44Yup.
00:06:46More potential energy that'd make trouble for us if it finds its legs, Huck.
00:06:50If this sapling that's all bent back
00:06:52got free of this wire
00:06:54and went back to normal like it wants to...
00:06:56It'd make quite a ruckus, huh, Tom?
00:06:58The sound travels at about
00:07:00760 miles per hour, Hucky.
00:07:02Best to avoid havin' to outrun that number.
00:07:14Reckon that holdin' still has Aunt Pauly's Bible
00:07:16he stole from out of her lock cabinet?
00:07:18I reckon he's still got all this pilferin', Huck.
00:07:20Won't fence it till he's a few days from St. Petersburg way, I figure it.
00:07:23I reckon I've never seen no one
00:07:25so out of sorts over a book, though, Tom.
00:07:27She didn't even read that one.
00:07:29Otherwise, she would've had it with her when the crook struck.
00:07:32That's what they call sentimentality, Huck Finn.
00:07:34Oh, I know that one, Tom.
00:07:36I had an awful lot of sentimentality over Joe Harper's dead tooth.
00:07:39I want to have been playing marbles.
00:07:41It may not be as good as that golden knob you had once, Tom,
00:07:43but it was the best thing I ever owned.
00:07:45That was a prize, Huck.
00:07:47And I wouldn't take too kindly to some pilfer
00:07:50or makin' off with it, either.
00:07:51Takin' all these folks' possessions that they care about.
00:07:54Like, how I cared about that rotten tooth.
00:07:57It ain't right, Tom.
00:07:58I told you, Huckie.
00:08:00A parasite ain't a place in this world for that kind of man.
00:08:09Look past those trees.
00:08:12Just get up, Tom.
00:08:13Shh.
00:08:19And I bet that trick was this last line of defense.
00:08:22The warning trap to beat all warning traps.
00:08:25How's that one work, Tom?
00:08:26Some kind of potential for kinetic energy?
00:08:31It's hard to see from where we are, Huck,
00:08:32but that's unlikely to be sure.
00:08:35I think it's best if we ought to avoid it
00:08:37for sneakin' in there.
00:08:40Wait a minute.
00:08:42Huckie, do I got an idea?
00:08:43How's that, Tom?
00:08:45Listen.
00:08:46We can use his traps against him.
00:08:49Take the biggest amount of potential energy
00:08:51and make it kinetic.
00:08:54You go and head to the edge of the woods
00:08:56and hide them.
00:08:57We'll be sure to stay clear of the trails
00:08:59I got plans for.
00:09:01When you see me take off from him,
00:09:02there's no good holdin' to be right behind.
00:09:05If he is,
00:09:06then you go and get back all his loot
00:09:08so that you take it back to him
00:09:09that it belongs to.
00:09:10You sure about this, Tom?
00:09:12Trust me, Huckie.
00:09:33I see you coming, you crook!
00:09:51Tom!
00:09:52Tom!
00:10:05you think you're so clever where's tom he don't care for you you dirty street rat i ain't a street
00:10:12rat you're pretending i know your pal uncle barry finn you're one of us not one of them
00:10:22you see how quick they are to turn on one another to distrust and suspect their neighbors they know
00:10:29in their whole life of of covetous and pilfering you think they can think of you any kind of way
00:10:36besides a filthy mean spirity son of pep finn the most useless man this town's ever known
00:10:45you owe them nothing
00:10:49they get me out of here and we take off down the river
00:10:53among our kind living our way because boy we ain't nothing but good old social parasites
00:11:05that's how we made it it's who we are
00:11:11there ain't no place in this world for our kind
00:11:30i'm no blood sucker nor no metaphor least wise i'm no parasite i'm huckleberry finn and i'm top story's
00:11:36best friend you bet you are huck tom
00:11:45sorry i saw that my plan worked that this rascal forgot all about his traps and walked right into it
00:11:51he just kept on loading that pistol of his into trying to get free
00:11:54and i just kept running it i don't blame you none tom sorry
00:11:58did you get the swag i'm probably the bible and all
00:12:02let's make tracks back to town and get the share
00:12:04i'm sure he'll be mighty interested in our day's doings
00:12:13let me go
00:12:15i promise i'll turn myself in
00:12:17i'll be a better man the rest of my days
00:12:21i swear
00:12:24say we should help him tom
00:12:25thanks for those skaters
00:12:27now huck
00:12:29let it never be said tom sawyer don't take no pity on his fellow men
00:12:44but tom i thought you called that an attractive
00:13:13you should have talked to me first tom
00:13:17hooky how many years you know me
00:13:20too many tom and do i ever seek your consultation on matters of business
00:13:24you never tell me nothing when there's something on the line especially when it's my something
00:13:29i don't know if i can't got there's the only thing i got left from cairo
00:13:33that's my pride and joy
00:13:34huck it's the only way i can get back that tom piece i told you
00:13:38but it's a gimme there's no threat
00:13:41ain't you learned by now i don't take a bet that ain't a gimme
00:13:45you're more right than wrong sure enough tom
00:13:48but you ain't always right
00:13:52and every blamed soul in saint petersburg knows that 30 pounds of feathers is heavier than a 10
00:13:57pound stone
00:13:59who said it weren't hooky that ain't what i'm aiming to disprove
00:14:03you bet your little brother half brother
00:14:05all right you bet said my mommy cat that this bag of feathers will land the same time as his
00:14:1110
00:14:11pound stone when we drop them both off garbage rice that's what we spit on
00:14:17tom 30 pounds is gonna fall a heck a lot faster than 10 pound stone
00:14:22what i reckon three times as fast
00:14:24think so hook seems right to me and how's that hook
00:14:29well you know gravy and me and her chef and all that all that book learning stuff
00:14:35well the heavier something is the quicker it falls stands to reason exactly huck stands to reason
00:14:41that's the trick
00:14:44tom you don't have fox so many stitches around so many different ways
00:14:48well this time you outfox yourself
00:14:50nah hucky it stands to reason but it ain't the way it actually works
00:14:55see when they fall objects regardless of their mass or how much they weigh fall at the same rate
00:15:00meaning hucky not the same speed but the same acceleration that's because the amount of force
00:15:05gravity puts on a given object is dependent on its mass so a heavy object with a lot of mass
00:15:11like that
00:15:11big bag of feathers is pulled harder by gravity than that 10 pound stone
00:15:19if you say so tom i says it now i told that little rapscallion to keep mum about this whole
00:15:25affair
00:15:26did you i reckon you want a crowd tom if we're quick we can get these proceedings along for becky
00:15:31ever knows i gave away that time she gave me last time recorded i think it was the last time
00:15:36before
00:15:36the last time maybe you're right hooky but if you can't keep track of your own romantic eskimos i suppose
00:15:43there's no chance there's no chance no way
00:15:49tom is sawyer
00:15:54reckon she knows tom
00:16:01tom tom
00:16:03are you the reason for this foolishness huck helped as usual i told you this was another tom
00:16:08sawyer and huckleberry spin man tom sawyer you are the most narcissistic humiliating self-obsessed
00:16:15quarter that i have ever seen in my life you know beau laxley came according just last week
00:16:20beau laxley now that's boy who can keep his nose clean he came calling right after you but i was
00:16:26already spoken for and now i'm stuck with a lifetime of these shenanigans oh sorry you ain't courting
00:16:30beau becky nobody likes beau laxley yuck i was just trying to learn you on the embarrassment i feel
00:16:35in my heart when you're up to these troubles oh and tom's real sorry about giving away that time
00:16:39piece you gave him important past my time piece you gave away my time piece what's giving me to tom
00:16:46sawyer thought as much as bathwater does to huckleberry thing becky what do you think i'm doing here
00:16:53i'm here to win it back i'm doing this for you for me if this was for me you wouldn't
00:17:00have
00:17:00kept it from me in the first place this is about the drama the theatrics the spectacle it always is
00:17:06with you this is about your pride tom that's what you serve tom what
00:17:21go win your silly bet one time piece coming up
00:17:49all right sid you got the time piece right here
00:17:54time you got huck's dead cat right here
00:18:06told you to keep mum sim pretty big crowd even only one of us talked it up word travels especially
00:18:13from
00:18:13two ports i've been on that prize a while now tom i know what it said why i don't need
00:18:19no time piece
00:18:20i didn't even need it when you gave it to me it's just a bond if i'm honest thought it
00:18:25might come in
00:18:25handy but to have to say i'm surprised just how handy it came tell you what i'll make you an
00:18:32offer i'll trade
00:18:33you straight up
00:18:41she ain't mind a trade sid but she's yours to gamble ain't much a gamble when you know you're gonna
00:18:45win
00:18:47all right boys weigh in some
00:19:02but the minutes show the bag of feathers is heavier than the stone but the dropping commence
00:19:14last chance out tom why i need to trade when i'm about to get both and humble you to boot
00:19:21because that's what you're really after ain't you humbling when it's them that deserves it all right
00:19:30you two on my mark
00:19:42three miss zippet two miss zippet one miss zippet wait a minute i call time out time out
00:19:53what are you doing tom it looks like i'm fixing to drop a bag of feathers
00:19:57no you're supposed to dump them not drop them now joe we didn't agree to no restrictions on how
00:20:02i drop my feathers brady's got you there sid except that ain't the truth this here a signed
00:20:10contract with one huckleberry finn owner of the collateral promises tom sawyer would be dumping
00:20:16this bag of feathers separate from the back from which they brought witness by bill henley yesterday morning
00:20:23just asking
00:20:27and hungry
00:20:32huck finn this is genuine signatory
00:20:39i didn't know about your scheme tom
00:20:43i told you you should you should have told me about it
00:20:52what's the problem becky 30 pounds of feathers is 30 pounds of feathers won't it be the same bag or
00:20:58no
00:20:59so tom thought he'd out smart said that said wouldn't know if things fall at the same rate
00:21:04wish they do right but only if there aren't other factors involved other factors like air air it's
00:21:13what you breathe huckleberry i know that how's it affected huckleberry then falling at the same rate
00:21:19is only true if gravity is the only factor on an object falling but they've got more acting on it
00:21:24than
00:21:24gravity air resists them falling too so the bag of feathers and the 10 pound stone for all intents and
00:21:30purposes they's about the same density so they'll fall at the same time but huck if you separate those
00:21:35feathers that feather's barely denser than a sheet of paper even with them falling at the same time
00:21:41some of them are gonna separate and they'll be so beat by the resistance of the air that they'll just
00:21:45float and mosey on down and land a good few seconds after the stone tom tom take the train get
00:22:01your piece
00:22:08joe let's start again starting again on the mark
00:22:19three mississippi two mississippi one mississippi
00:22:37yes
00:22:49i'm sorry tom that stone landed mighty sooner in the mess of feathers
00:22:56sid sawyer is the winner
00:23:09told you after humbling tom
00:23:22i don't see what you lack about that tom sawyer
00:23:25bested by his little brother sid
00:23:28becky you can do better
00:23:33come on becky show's over and what a show tell him huck tell him i don't mind about the piece
00:23:42i'm sorry about your cat
00:23:54i reckon we've been sharing a room too long
00:23:58i can't believe that little braddock foxed me
00:24:03and now becky's tom piece is gone for good and what about your cat
00:24:08so what if it's a mummy
00:24:11one dead cat's as good as the other i suppose and
00:24:14those are right easy enough to come by
00:24:17you sure are taking this well huck
00:24:21that was your pride and joy
00:24:25well pride ain't never been too much of use to me tom
00:24:31i come from well you know where i come from
00:24:36pride just gets in the way of things blinds you sometimes gets you humble
00:24:45it ain't that simple huck
00:24:48i reckon it probably ain't
00:24:51because without it i'm an empty sack
00:24:56becky weren't right ain't my master
00:25:01it's just a part of me
00:25:09why did you sign away my scheme huck with sid i didn't know it about your scheme tom you
00:25:14didn't tell me about your scheme he said we needs to make this legitimate and it's my collateral
00:25:18i know i know
00:25:21it's not your fault
00:25:25he just knows me too well
00:25:29that's it
00:25:31i knew i wouldn't talk to you about my scheme because
00:25:35because i need to show it off
00:25:38and i underestimated and that's for sure
00:25:41i won't make that same mistake again
00:25:44just like i won't be betting away anything else that don't belong to me on a gimme neither
00:25:56i'm sorry huck
00:26:06what is becky right huck
00:26:09you only gotta master if you serve it tom
00:26:15well don't you gotta serve something's in life
00:26:27you think becky will ever speak to me again or we done courting for good
00:26:31i don't think you have to worry about becky thatcher now tom sawyer
00:26:34now when you're gonna tell me about this new scheme you're cooking up to get back what's ours from sid
00:26:41now i am glad you say that huckleberry finn because i do you got a new plan to brew sure
00:26:48and it is a good one but of course this time we can't take nothing for granted we gotta be
00:26:52smart not cocky
00:26:56so
00:27:03so
00:27:40That was a skimmer, Tom.
00:27:41It's all just an understanding of the physics, Joe.
00:27:44You master the physics, you master the world.
00:27:46Nah, that weren't nothing, Joe.
00:27:48Watch this.
00:27:57I think Hucky's got you beat, Tom.
00:27:59You blind Joe Harper.
00:28:01You knowed mine went further, Tom.
00:28:02Why are you making a fuss?
00:28:03Huck, you mullet head.
00:28:05The measure ain't the distance, it's the form.
00:28:07Besides, I got a good two or three more skips out of my sauce.
00:28:10On account of the physics, like I said.
00:28:12You're supposed to control the physics, Huck.
00:28:13That's the game.
00:28:14You're making up rules as you want them, not as they be, Tom.
00:28:17That ain't so Hucky.
00:28:18Everybody knows that.
00:28:19You tell them, Joe.
00:28:20Uh, how's that, Tom?
00:28:22Tell Huck it's the form you grade.
00:28:24Well, honest, Tom, I don't know hardly nothing about this business of physics and stone skipping.
00:28:31Least of which I'd grade it.
00:28:33But, seems to me, though, Tom, that Huck's got the more logical point.
00:28:38Ha!
00:28:39Your face, Tom!
00:28:40Yeah, hey, Joe.
00:28:41Save the logic for those of us that's got it in spades, huh?
00:28:43With any chucklehead can throw their arm at a socket and get good distance.
00:28:47But the form of the skips, the dance of the stone or the water, that's the real game.
00:28:54Well, I reckon you do make a good point.
00:28:56Joe, you fare well.
00:28:58Now y'all put me in a mighty awful spot.
00:29:00I told y'all I don't know nothing about this business.
00:29:03Well, what do you look for when you skip, Joe?
00:29:06The distance, like a real Missourian, or something highfalutin' like form.
00:29:11Well, I can't say I go for nothing.
00:29:13Huck?
00:29:14You mean you ain't never thought about it?
00:29:16I mean, I ain't done it, Tom.
00:29:19I ain't never skipped no stone.
00:29:24Well, Joe, stone skipping's right up there with mumbly pegging and swimming for best summer's
00:29:29pastime in all St. Petersburg.
00:29:32Well, I can't believe you missed out.
00:29:34Well, I can't stand it.
00:29:39Watch out there, Tom.
00:29:41About time you got an education in stone skipping, Joe.
00:29:43Step one is find the right stone.
00:29:46Won't just any stone do?
00:29:48No way, Joe.
00:29:50Get the wrong stone, you might as well be chuckin' Becky Thatcher in the water.
00:29:53Get about the same distance.
00:29:55Well, actually, Huck, so long as you go by what the physics want, most rocks will skip
00:30:00some.
00:30:00Even a humongous rock if you throw it hard enough.
00:30:03But for the absolute most impressive results the human arm can get, certain kinds of the
00:30:07best.
00:30:08See?
00:30:09Here.
00:30:11A nice stone with a flat edge and a round base.
00:30:14Now, in order to make her skip, there are two major factors to consider when dealing with
00:30:19an optimized stone like this one.
00:30:21Number one's the angle and rotation of how I throw it.
00:30:24Number two, the angle at which it hits the water.
00:30:27These others factors too, like its size and mass and the condition of the water's surface.
00:30:30But, with a stone like this, you can kind of take those things for granted on a nice day
00:30:34like today.
00:30:36Now, let's talk it through as we go.
00:30:37Number one, the angle at which the stone is thrown.
00:30:41See?
00:30:41How you throw it directly impacts two things that are important in getting a stone to skip.
00:30:45It creates the momentum or the mass and motion of the stone.
00:30:48And it also affects the second major factor, the angle at which the stone hits the water.
00:30:53Now, you see how I got my arm cocked and loaded?
00:30:56Yeah, looks like you're going to pull something, Tom.
00:30:58Well, yeah, that's so I can fling a sidearm.
00:31:01The other important part is how I hold the stone.
00:31:04Now, you see how I got it wedged between my thumb and index finger?
00:31:07How I got my index finger wrapped around it?
00:31:09That's so, when I let it go and let it roll off the tips of my fingers, it puts the
00:31:14stone
00:31:14in a natural spin.
00:31:17Now, let's throw it and I'll show you how it skips in actuality, thanks to mastering the
00:31:21physics.
00:31:26Watch it with them stones!
00:31:29See, thanks to the principle of the conservation of momentum, the stone doesn't lose momentum
00:31:33from the throw when it collides with the water.
00:31:35Now, all that momentum's got to go somewhere.
00:31:37So, if you look real close, Joe, you could have seen that when the stone hit the water
00:31:41on the first skip, it actually entered the water for a hair.
00:31:44But, thanks to all that momentum I gave it with my throw, it created a gully or a cavity
00:31:49in the water that the stone then slings itself out of.
00:31:51Then, its pitch angle out of the cavity creates a lifting force, which causes the stone to
00:31:56skip along and repeat the process all over.
00:31:58Now, as the stone continues this o'er and o'er, it slowly loses its momentum and it eventually
00:32:02sinks.
00:32:03But, if you take all them factors I told you about into consideration, you get a mighty whole
00:32:08lot of skips before it sinks for good.
00:32:09Makes sense.
00:32:11Give it a try, huh, Joe?
00:32:13And make sure you try for form.
00:32:15Nah, Joe.
00:32:16Ain't no way to master physics.
00:32:18You can't outsmart a good, honest throw.
00:32:21For distance.
00:32:33Alright now, you can relax some, and you're not here scaring crows, are you?
00:32:49What form, what distance, what did I do?
00:32:55What did I say about them stones?
00:32:59What did I tell you?
00:33:00Master of the physics, master of the world.
00:33:03Master?
00:33:03Master.
00:33:04I didn't mean to do that, Tom.
00:33:06I didn't mean to believe your old poor chopped Ma.
00:33:08Look, only physics we can control now is how fast we make tracks.
00:33:12—
00:33:12—
00:33:40I don't know.
00:33:49I don't know.
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:15We're getting closer together.
00:34:16And this is the third load already.
00:34:18Your pa can't do nothing about this, Becky.
00:34:20Judge Thatcher's made it pretty clear he's got more important pots on the stove, Emma.
00:34:24But these traps are against the law.
00:34:26It says the populace are coming and bringing change with them.
00:34:30It says one of these days, student judges will be elected like the president and not appointed by the governor
00:34:34like they are now.
00:34:35It says not everybody can see it coming, but he can.
00:34:38Does your pa want him for president, Becky?
00:34:40No, he's just afraid of offending the people who could have the power to take away his job.
00:34:45He doesn't want to underestimate the voice of the populace because it could be at his peril.
00:34:49See, people talk and that talk can get teeth.
00:34:52And he and the district attorney just want to focus on that which will make good talk and not bad.
00:34:57And stopping illegal trappers ain't big enough to help good talk.
00:35:00That sounds like fiction to me.
00:35:02Ain't enough populace about these parts to bring any kind of change like that, my pa says.
00:35:06They's only got a voice up in them Yankee states.
00:35:08Well, that's not what Judge Thatcher believes, Glenn.
00:35:10Sure sounds like he's running for president.
00:35:13I suppose politics is politics, but for now, we're on our own.
00:35:22Well, I suppose not entirely on our own.
00:35:40Wouldn't that be something?
00:35:42What are you talking about?
00:35:43Sorry, was I just thinking?
00:35:45I was just thinking an Animal Congress.
00:35:48A what?
00:35:49An Animal Congress.
00:35:50Like how we got your paw to enforce the laws.
00:35:52Well, most laws.
00:35:54And how we got the sheriff and the bodies of the government who work together so we the populace-
00:35:57Populous, Irma.
00:35:58Can all live without fear like we had in the Old Testament days.
00:36:01We know what society is, but wouldn't that be something?
00:36:05If all the dogs fill out all the traps like dash and spread word along to the other critters?
00:36:09Like a real democratic society.
00:36:10To live in your silly head.
00:36:11Why waste breath on such ridiculous fancy?
00:36:14There'd be a lot less for us to do.
00:36:15What's ridiculous?
00:36:16Bowies couldn't always talk.
00:36:17We had savage times.
00:36:19We'll just have careers for one day too.
00:36:21Irma, not only is that impossible, but it's not right heretical.
00:36:25Okay, will you two stop that balderdash?
00:36:27It seems like neither of you know anything to me.
00:36:30I mean, animals may not speak English or French or dead Latin, but they still speak.
00:36:36Any silly body should know that.
00:36:37Now how so, Becky Thatcher?
00:36:40Won't you learn his parole ignoramuses?
00:36:43Okay.
00:36:45What do you two think Dash is doing right now?
00:36:48He found a trap, of course.
00:36:50Right.
00:36:50And he's telling us that he found a trap, ain't he?
00:36:54Why that's a croak, Becky Thatcher.
00:36:56Right, that don't count.
00:36:57But he's still communicating, ain't he?
00:37:00And that ain't even the only way.
00:37:02Look at his nose.
00:37:03From the other animals that have left their scent there, Dash can tell all kinds of things.
00:37:07He can tell between the different people and creatures that have been there.
00:37:10And he can even tell specific things about them.
00:37:12Like whether they was male or female or what time of day they passed.
00:37:16He can even tell emotions in those scents.
00:37:18Like whether any of them was anxious or afraid.
00:37:20Really?
00:37:20I'll bet.
00:37:29Is that it?
00:37:30If you saw it and smell?
00:37:31Hardly.
00:37:32Listen.
00:37:37What?
00:37:38Don't you hear them?
00:37:39Someone talking?
00:37:41Yep.
00:37:41The birds.
00:37:43Often times, the noise that the animals make mean just as much to them as talking to us.
00:37:48Even more when it's Irma.
00:37:50Birds call and sing just to keep in touch with one another.
00:37:52Or to warn of danger.
00:37:54Or to let each other know when they've found food.
00:37:56They even use it for courting.
00:37:57Other animals use it in like ways, like monkeys, frogs, bats.
00:38:01Even insects like crickets and grasshoppers.
00:38:04And of course, dogs.
00:38:20Wake up.
00:38:48This trip lives in medicines for long distributor.
00:39:12You mean some animals can talk by vibrating their bodies?
00:39:15Yep.
00:39:16Spiders do with their spider webs.
00:39:17And through touch?
00:39:18Yep.
00:39:19Especially when they're learning to be social.
00:39:21Like a dog or cat playing or ants leading one another to food.
00:39:24And even through electricity?
00:39:26I didn't even know electricity was real.
00:39:28Yep.
00:39:29Eels communicate with one another and learn more about the world around them through the
00:39:32electrical charge they got in their bodies.
00:39:34I don't know.
00:39:35Maybe they talk in a manner of saying, but you really think an animal like that can speak
00:39:40to us in a complex enough way for it to kind of talk to you?
00:39:43Why, Gwen?
00:39:44What are the professionals?
00:39:45Having himself a mighty conversation.
00:39:47Underestimate them at your peril.
00:39:50Dash!
00:39:53Dash!
00:39:57Here, Dash!
00:40:02I said Dash!
00:40:17I'm sorry.
00:40:18I thought I saw it.
00:40:19Becky!
00:40:22I'm fine.
00:40:23I'm okay.
00:40:23I just, I can't move.
00:40:25My leg is pinned.
00:40:26Hold on, Becky.
00:40:27We're going to find you help.
00:40:28Hold on.
00:40:31Dash!
00:40:32Dash!
00:40:33Now, what's the use?
00:40:34What?
00:40:35That dumb munchess took off after a squirrel.
00:40:39No.
00:40:40Becky, I told you.
00:40:41Just, we're going to find you something to get you out of.
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:45Come on in, Becky.
00:40:49He's chasing that squirrel good, ain't he?
00:40:51No, I don't think he is.
00:40:53I think he found something.
00:40:54What?
00:40:55Well, can you just see what he has to say?
00:40:58Becky, I told you.
00:40:59Now, where are the ones you should be listening to?
00:41:01I have...
00:41:05I think it's kind of just...
00:41:07Um, Gwen?
00:41:25Wrap this around you, Becky.
00:41:26We'll pull you up.
00:41:46Becky, are you all right?
00:41:48Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:49I think it's twisted, but I'll be all right.
00:41:53Maybe don't trap us through for the day.
00:41:56Who found this rope?
00:42:02Oh!
00:42:03Oh!
00:42:04Oh!
00:42:06Oh!
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:12Oh!
00:42:13Oh!
00:42:14Oh!
00:42:16Oh!
00:42:19Oh!
00:42:21Oh!
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:36Oh!
00:42:38I love you.
00:43:17And I promise, as long as you kept up your studies, I'd guarantee your education.
00:43:21And I have.
00:43:28United States Military Academy at West Point, New York, Tom.
00:43:33A full academic scholarship for the next four years.
00:43:38I've also arranged for your graduate studies, following your time at West Point at the University of Missouri, where, as
00:43:45long as you keep up your marks, you'll study law.
00:43:56Now, Tom, surely of all people, you aren't speechless.
00:44:03I'm sorry, sir. I'm just...
00:44:08I won't take this lightly, sir.
00:44:11I have no doubt.
00:44:12Now, another matter is your 18th birthday and your trusts.
00:44:18Come on in, Huckleberry Finn. This affects you, too.
00:44:30Now, I know you boys have both grown accustomed to payments from the trusts I started from that treasure you
00:44:35both found all those years ago.
00:44:38Now that you're both turning 18, the terms of your trust offer you some options, and I reckon it's only
00:44:44right for you to learn them.
00:44:45You always have to make a decision for yourself.
00:44:48Now, you can keep everything in the trust as is, and you'll still receive a modest allowance, which won't be
00:44:53enough to live off of, but will certainly afford you plenty of additional comfort and security.
00:44:59Or you can, however, otherwise decide to go ahead and take the money out of the trust in one lump
00:45:05sum, which you could then use to buy a home, start a business, or whatever you'd like.
00:45:11But then that'd be it. The trust would be gone.
00:45:15Now, Tom, with your expenses taken care of at West Point, I'd highly recommend keeping your trust in place, and
00:45:22perhaps even deferring your weekly payments while you're in school to increase your investments.
00:45:26I was about to tell you, Judge, and that decision is set sure.
00:45:30All right. So, Huckleberry, have you thought about your future?
00:45:40Now, Huck, I know you, both of you, seen an awful lot of adventure and an awful lot of life.
00:45:47Body has to admit, I'm both admirers and jealous.
00:45:50But your time as boys is dusking up. You'll be men soon.
00:45:55Now, Huck, Tom has an impressive itinerary ahead of him the next few years.
00:45:59We've just been going over his plan.
00:46:01I never see no Tom story without a plan, sir.
00:46:04Of course. It's in his nature.
00:46:07What about yours, Huck?
00:46:10What's your nature?
00:46:14How's that?
00:46:15What you want out of life, Hucky?
00:46:20I'll take the lump sum, Judge.
00:46:25Now, Huck,
00:46:27are you sure, son?
00:46:31I don't want to owe nothing to nobody, sir.
00:46:34The widow Douglas, she took me in and kept me and civilized me up and taught me religion.
00:46:39And I'm mighty grateful.
00:46:41And I reckon I owe her for all that room and board and kindness.
00:46:45I reckon I can spare what's left of the treasure to set her up nice.
00:46:51Well, Huckleberry fan,
00:46:54that's a mighty swell thing to do.
00:46:57Well, it's a bully of a thing.
00:47:00But what about you?
00:47:02Have you seen to adequate occupation?
00:47:06I can hardly spend what you give me as it is, Judge.
00:47:09And I've got enough saved up to make my own way for a while.
00:47:12A long while.
00:47:13So, I reckon I already got the right occupation for me.
00:47:17Huck, you ain't got no occupation.
00:47:19Tom, the fish is going to catch themselves.
00:47:22The watermelon is going to eat themselves.
00:47:24The air out there is going to breathe itself.
00:47:28Huckleberry, those ain't occupations.
00:47:30That's just taking up space.
00:47:32Sounds like a right noble occupation to me, Judge.
00:47:36Not that I judge a body with amphibian, mind you.
00:47:39Ambition.
00:47:39Like Tom here.
00:47:40Why is Tom going to be president one day
00:47:42or some far-flung chic with wives aplenty like he always says?
00:47:46And that's good for Tom and all the talkers like him.
00:47:49And we need them to keep the economy going
00:47:51and the world populated.
00:47:53What, with all them wives?
00:47:55But I figure there's competition enough.
00:47:57And those that's happy with our circumstances,
00:48:00well, we oughtn't go in changing them
00:48:02just because we're supposed to.
00:48:04They don't make sense to me, Judge.
00:48:06You remember my pap, sir?
00:48:09I do.
00:48:10Well, sir, my pap, he was a bad man, sir.
00:48:14A social parasite.
00:48:17If he could amount to even half of what I am,
00:48:19fishing and eating plied and minding my own keep,
00:48:22well, it'd be a miracle.
00:48:26Maybe this life ain't good enough for a sawyer,
00:48:28but it's more than good enough for a fit.
00:48:39How's the body argue with that?
00:48:52Look, it's Tom Sawyer.
00:48:53The train leaves out Monday, Tom?
00:48:55That's right.
00:48:56But we still got the weekend plans.
00:48:58I think Joe and them should already be down at Jackson's Isle,
00:49:00and once we get into more respectable duds,
00:49:02we ought to do the same.
00:49:05Four years in New York, huh?
00:49:06Good day, Mr. Sawyer.
00:49:08Well, I'll be back and forth, though, Hug.
00:49:10And then I'll be back in Missouri for law school.
00:49:13But not for good.
00:49:14Here he is.
00:49:15Now, how you know that?
00:49:16Because you're Tom.
00:49:21I guess this is the end of an era, Hug.
00:49:25Now you're really just gonna cash out next week
00:49:27and then sit around and do nothing for the rest of your days?
00:49:31I reckon so, Tom.
00:49:33Well, I don't understand it.
00:49:35You never have, Tom.
00:49:36But I can't believe you give up on all that adventuring.
00:49:38You're the adventurer.
00:49:40I've just tagged along time to time.
00:49:42You catch some adventures like fleas.
00:49:44And you don't.
00:49:45Hug, what about a few summers back
00:49:47when you went off with Jim downriver
00:49:48and had all kinds of adventures?
00:49:50Like those feudin' families
00:49:51and the Duke and the King
00:49:53and their royal non-set show?
00:49:55I'm comin' at you like you's a magnet, Hug.
00:49:57You can't repel that glory forever.
00:49:59Now, that was different, Tom.
00:50:01Them had to be had.
00:50:02Jim's life was on the line.
00:50:03And when we trapped that rascal holding
00:50:05who ransacked the town
00:50:06or when we saved Uncle Silas from the hangman,
00:50:09all them adventures they had we had, Tom.
00:50:11Because the stakes were real.
00:50:13Ain't no sense in adventuring for nothing.
00:50:16Hi, Tom.
00:50:17You're attracting all commerce today, ain't you?
00:50:20Well, it's just account of that article on me in the dispatch.
00:50:23All right.
00:50:24It's kind of fun out of the woodwork, though, don't it?
00:50:44That is what you're after.
00:50:46There are three forts on the aisle.
00:50:48One for each team.
00:50:49Protect your flag.
00:50:51Capture theirs.
00:50:52Win the game.
00:50:54Joe.
00:50:54Captain of the Greens has been recognized.
00:50:57What are we supposed to do, climb the tree?
00:50:59I'd like to see you try.
00:51:01Captain of the Reds has not been recognized.
00:51:03Oh, that's so Tom.
00:51:04Will the Captain of the Greens
00:51:05please address the neutralizing of the fishing?
00:51:07Yeah, scurry on up there.
00:51:09You think I can't?
00:51:10Captains, please!
00:51:11You just said I wanted to see is all.
00:51:13He doesn't think you can do it, Becky.
00:51:15Okay, Irma, you're not even a captain.
00:51:17Fine.
00:51:32As the Captain of the Reds has demonstrated,
00:51:34flags can be retrieved with magic magnet wands.
00:51:38Tom will distribute one to each of the captains of the teams.
00:51:47You want me to explain it, Hucky?
00:51:49It ain't really magic.
00:51:50No, it's just a magnet.
00:51:53I learned this one, Tom.
00:51:54See, there's this naturally occurring thing called magnetism,
00:51:57and it's something you can't see, but you know it's there.
00:52:00And it comes about because some materials have unique properties
00:52:03that create what a feller calls magnetic fields.
00:52:06Magnets, they're made up by folks to use magnetism to their advantage.
00:52:09And these made magnets have their very own magnetic fields,
00:52:13which folks can make by giving them different, what they call poles,
00:52:17north and south.
00:52:19These poles repel poles that are alike and attract ones that ain't.
00:52:22They can also act on a distance with other materials like metal,
00:52:25iron, steel, brass, copper.
00:52:28They're all attracted to magnetic fields,
00:52:30and magnets are weak and strong and in between, like most things, I reckon.
00:52:35And a magnet with a strong enough magnetic field,
00:52:38why'd it rip a metal flag right off the tree?
00:52:41Oh, wow.
00:52:43I think that earns you one duties today, Hucky.
00:52:46Really, Tom?
00:52:47I thought the captain...
00:52:48All right.
00:52:49Greens, glues,
00:52:51you have ten minutes to set your forts before we start.
00:52:55Okay.
00:52:57Okay.
00:53:08A'ight.
00:53:09Real strategists like us ought to scout their defenses
00:53:11before we move towards a capture.
00:53:13So Ben, Wimp, you're with me.
00:53:15Huck.
00:53:16Yeah, Tom.
00:53:17Uh, stay back and out of sight.
00:53:18A'ight?
00:53:19You want me to just do nothing?
00:53:21I thought that's what you like to do.
00:53:24There!
00:53:27Spot it.
00:53:27Better tag him before they make it back to their fort.
00:53:29Tom, you want me to...
00:53:43Tom?
00:53:46Tom!
00:53:48Ben?
00:53:50Wimp?
00:53:54Must be the competition.
00:54:05That's you!
00:54:07Loads of water!
00:54:10I say,
00:54:11do my poor old tired royal eyes deceive me, my dear Duke?
00:54:17Or is this our old mate,
00:54:19Huckleberry Finn?
00:54:22Oh, no!
00:54:23Oh, no!
00:54:30Thy place and counsel,
00:54:31thy hast rudely lost,
00:54:33and the hope and spectation of thy time is ruined.
00:54:36And...
00:54:37And ere man do prophetically think thy fault.
00:54:42The words of King Henry IV to his prodigal son, Hal.
00:54:47That's supposed to be me, Majesty?
00:54:49Why, Huck,
00:54:50weren't we once your most noblest and selfless keepers?
00:54:54Why, didn't me and the King care for your every ingrateful need and want,
00:54:58despite our royal blood and years of gutter track?
00:55:01And yet,
00:55:02he fled our charge the moment our backs returned and we were indisposed.
00:55:06Yeah, when you were a tartan feather...
00:55:08Hey!
00:55:10You watch your filthy mouth.
00:55:13I'll never give up, Jim.
00:55:15Old Jim?
00:55:16Why, we've been on his trail for years,
00:55:19with phony papers claiming he's our runaway.
00:55:21Oh,
00:55:23Huck,
00:55:23runaways is swole business.
00:55:26We're off to something big.
00:55:29If you didn't take me to get to Jim,
00:55:31then why'd you take me?
00:55:43We have it.
00:55:48Hold it.
00:55:51In the chair.
00:55:59Time, nice and tight, Duke.
00:56:15Prisoner!
00:56:21Quick thinking, Becky.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:25Sid has captured Gwen,
00:56:27Wimp has captured Irma,
00:56:28and Becky has captured Tom.
00:56:31Now,
00:56:32time out while the prisoners are escorted to the Fort Prisons,
00:56:35and
00:56:36wait for my call to return in play.
00:56:43Maybe prison will keep you from leaving on Monday.
00:56:47Becky,
00:56:47your pa made all the arrangements.
00:56:50I know.
00:56:54Good thing Huck still has the wand.
00:56:56Ugh.
00:57:03I thought the sheriff sent you down the river.
00:57:16He did, because of you.
00:57:21Fortune found me doing a farm.
00:57:24Chained up to these
00:57:26rum barrels,
00:57:27gags.
00:57:29By the by,
00:57:30I guess the talking.
00:57:32Seems we have a common history in you.
00:57:38Made an escape.
00:57:40Came to the hour I saw you last.
00:57:43I know that I'd run into you sooner rather than later.
00:57:46I know.
00:57:47Your chickens come home to roost, Huck.
00:57:50You're going to help us.
00:57:53What?
00:57:55You're getting rich.
00:57:58I know this is your best friend, Rodolph.
00:58:03He's tickled to your last treasure, though.
00:58:06As much hassle as he caused me,
00:58:08taking that off his hands is the least he could do.
00:58:13There ain't no smarter way to get at it.
00:58:17After you.
00:58:21Tell him, Smart,
00:58:22he ain't falling for nothing.
00:58:28I know he's smart.
00:58:30He's tough best to me.
00:58:35You ain't nothing like Connor Trash, boy.
00:58:38Just like your pal.
00:58:40I could have dressed the tent on Tino hot in the air.
00:58:43He could go on his own.
00:58:46Except for your one.
00:58:48And only friend.
00:58:52I'll do whatever we want.
00:58:54To save you.
00:58:58So.
00:58:59Boys.
00:59:01Roundup saw you.
00:59:03Let's get him cook right now.
00:59:06I got a treasure too.
00:59:12Me and Tom, we found it in a cave years ago.
00:59:16The judge has been keeping it for us.
00:59:18Trust.
00:59:21I'm due to get mine out.
00:59:23Lump some next week.
00:59:27This.
00:59:29We'll just leave Tom alone.
00:59:31Jim.
00:59:33Jim too.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:39It's yours.
00:59:45Who be born to have you take your treasure off your upfin?
00:59:50Right after you can take Tom's.
01:00:03See the concrete heroes.
01:00:06See the concrete heroes.
01:00:07And the winner is Sid Sire and the Blues.
01:00:11See the concrete heroes.
01:00:15Sorry Tom.
01:00:16But it weren't on us.
01:00:18Yeah.
01:00:19Huck just wanded off.
01:00:20I mean he took the magnet wand with him.
01:00:24What?
01:00:26You ain't seen Huck?
01:00:28Ain't no relying on him Tom.
01:00:30Probably got it in him to go skip stones.
01:00:32Or go off fishing.
01:00:34Or raft out down river.
01:00:38I don't know.
01:00:39Huck.
01:00:40Leaving his high and dry.
01:00:43I wager he's upset about your leaving Tom.
01:00:52I know a bunch of us are.
01:00:56But he'll be fine.
01:00:58He'll cheer up and he'll find you by morning I'm sure.
01:01:01It's his nature.
01:01:03But it's best to just leave and be.
01:01:06For now.
01:01:23Stars are out.
01:01:25I say we've waited plenty.
01:01:27Aye.
01:01:28Aye.
01:01:29Now grab Sire and bring him here.
01:01:31Show him we got Huck and we mean business.
01:01:34Give him two days to make the arrangements.
01:01:36And we start to set up body parts.
01:01:40Alright.
01:01:40We'll take the pistol lead out.
01:01:43Is that really a two man operation I wonder?
01:01:47What are you saying Huck?
01:01:49None of my business tell y'all professionals.
01:01:51Second.
01:01:52Now go home.
01:01:55Well majesty.
01:01:57Seems to me if you're just frightened old Tom he'd come easy to see about me if I was in
01:02:01trouble.
01:02:02You ain't need both royals out on the job so...
01:02:06Why would Hulton want to send both of you out?
01:02:11Unless...
01:02:12Oh...
01:02:13Enough!
01:02:14If you're just trying to turn us on each other...
01:02:15Hold on now.
01:02:16Huck you go on to finish.
01:02:18Well now you had to capture me.
01:02:20I could have been dangerous or could have run or fought back.
01:02:24So you sent two of them which...
01:02:26I reckon is...
01:02:28Sensible but...
01:02:30Now that you got me why would you want to send two people just to scare someone?
01:02:34It makes a body wonder I reckon.
01:02:37It makes a body wonder about intentions.
01:02:40Why?
01:02:41While y'all are off scaring Tom...
01:02:43What's stopping Hulton from taking me somewhere else?
01:02:45Scaring Tom on his own and...
01:02:47And...
01:02:47And taking both our treasures for itself.
01:02:49Shut it!
01:02:50Just try to turn us on each other.
01:02:54Naughty boy, Huffin.
01:02:56Keep it up and you'll be early to your own funeral.
01:02:58I've done it too.
01:03:00And I'll be late.
01:03:05Since y'all ain't seen St. Pete yet...
01:03:08Let's go over the back way to Sawyers again.
01:03:10Of course this gives the Royals a mighty opportunity as well.
01:03:15Now, Huck, what did we say?
01:03:19What now?
01:03:21Never mind.
01:03:22Y'all are just going to think I'm turning y'all against one another.
01:03:30You two go.
01:03:31I'll get that boy without me.
01:03:34I might keep him for yourselves.
01:03:36Cut me out.
01:03:38But Hull, you still have Huck.
01:03:39You'll have Huck the treasure.
01:03:42Except there's two of you.
01:03:44Only one of me.
01:03:46You might get the drop on me.
01:03:49And don't forget, they sell those funny papers that say they own Jim.
01:03:53You do?
01:03:55Now, Jim is our Clay Holden.
01:03:58Yeah, we've been after him for years.
01:04:01I doubt we were some partners.
01:04:03Yes, we are.
01:04:04Get him, Papers!
01:04:14You got those papers.
01:04:16We ain't going nowhere tonight.
01:04:19The one of you trust the other one to go along?
01:04:25Well, I reckon we ought to keep coming tomorrow.
01:04:29No, I'll be.
01:04:31No, I'm sorry.
01:05:25Oh, fuck.
01:05:28Why didn't you come home last night?
01:06:00It took him back in his lap and it broke air bone in his body.
01:06:11Now this rig was based on ancient york catapults, but I modernized the release.
01:06:24You rarely built such a contraption.
01:06:27Yep, I told you. Traps and devices are my specialty.
01:06:30How do you crank this thing up?
01:06:52What do you do with that thing? Is that another boot?
01:07:02Is that one like a bear trap?
01:07:29Okay, now see here, Holden, if you can rig such a thing, why don't you just booby trap the
01:07:33boy?
01:07:33Aye, that'll keep you from trying to flee while all three of us are gone.
01:07:37That's a thought now.
01:07:41We can all get soldier in, didn't I?
01:07:55Boy would never mind saying no to our...
01:08:00Pistol!
01:08:03Now we're gonna talk about a new plan.
01:08:07That barrel ain't got one round, did it?
01:08:10We're rushing.
01:08:11Can't give it one of us!
01:08:12One of us!
01:08:12One of us!
01:08:19You ain't got the guts.
01:08:20No!
01:08:21It ain't in it!
01:08:21No!
01:08:23No!
01:08:23This bitch!
01:08:29Hey!
01:08:30You're hurt!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:34Put it off your alley, my husband!
01:08:37We don't burn it over for ya!
01:08:45Tom!
01:08:50Look, boys.
01:08:52He's coming by a parcel.
01:08:54Tom, the pistol's empty!
01:08:56Run for him!
01:08:58I don't need no pistol, teacher!
01:09:08I reckon you should've brought an army.
01:09:11Gosh!
01:09:12Wish I'd have thought of that!
01:09:28Oh, shucks!
01:09:29I reckon I did!
01:09:33Hands up!
01:09:34Got marksmen on all the sides!
01:09:36We've got your dead to rights!
01:09:38Let's make a move towards the boy or the barn and we'll shoot!
01:09:43That's them, Jim.
01:09:47That's them!
01:09:48Yeah, that's them!
01:09:50That's them!
01:09:52That's them!
01:09:52Come running for ya, huh!
01:10:02That's them!
01:10:08Come running for ya, huh!
01:10:12Down the trumpets, bang the drums.
01:10:16See the confident hero comes.
01:10:20Down the trumpets, bang the drums.
01:10:23Bully for Tom Sawyer!
01:10:25Vanquish your abandon, conquer your conspiracies.
01:10:33The town's gonna miss you, Tom.
01:10:35Just the town?
01:10:37Now, Tom Sawyer, are you asking me to wait for you?
01:10:41I am.
01:10:42Well, that's a double-binding contract, Tom.
01:10:45I'll be constant, Becky.
01:10:46Four years is a long time.
01:10:48But I'd like to see us try.
01:10:57The sheriffs just made the arrangements, boys.
01:11:00This vandal's the old nab to be heading back down the river this weekend.
01:11:03Leave us naturally phony papers.
01:11:07My word, we'll do our best to add 20 years to their sentences.
01:11:11You said it.
01:11:13What a sting dog, Tom.
01:11:15Well, I'm glad to hear justice will have its day, Judge.
01:11:19Did you hear how Tom outfoxed those varmints?
01:11:21I heard he took on all three, so disarmed them then and there.
01:11:24It was mighty fisticuffs, I heard.
01:11:26The big brother was ready for the challenge.
01:11:28Saved the town at the expense of a third funeral for...
01:11:31Poor Huck family.
01:11:36Really?
01:11:37The hell it was, Tom?
01:11:39Blown out, Judge Huck.
01:11:40The bully it was, Judge.
01:11:42Tom came in fist a-blazing.
01:11:44Took out all three of them himself.
01:11:46I was just trapped and helpless, but...
01:11:48Tom was...
01:11:50The white knight hero coming home.
01:11:55I heard the way it was, Huck.
01:11:58Sure it was, Tom.
01:12:00You can't hide them all to glory forever.
01:12:03Well, in the history books, side by side, it will always be Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
01:12:11Sure it will be, Tom.
01:12:18Now, Tom, I've come find you this morning.
01:12:21I want you to meet this here fellow.
01:12:23Pleasure.
01:12:24He's a newspaper man out of San Francisco.
01:12:27Saw you right up in the St. Louis dispatch.
01:12:29Name's, uh...
01:12:30Clements.
01:12:31I'd like to talk to you, Tom, about publishing your life story.
01:12:37My life story?
01:12:38Well, I bet the Adventures of Tom Sawyer...
01:12:43Could be a best seller.
01:12:48Wow!
01:13:02Look like maybe you're outgrown sleeping barrels, Huck Finn.
01:13:08You know me, sir?
01:13:10Hi.
01:13:11Clements.
01:13:12I'm a newspaper man.
01:13:14Came in town to talk to Tom Sawyer.
01:13:19Huh.
01:13:21Heard a lot of tales since I've been here.
01:13:24Tales from Judge Thatcher, from Love Potter, from Tom's Aunt Polly.
01:13:32Seems like every adventure Tom Sawyer's ever been on right there by his side's been Huckleberry Finn.
01:13:40And then...
01:13:42Then I talked to Jim Watson.
01:13:46Talked to Jim?
01:13:48Seems like you've had quite a few adventures yourself.
01:13:53You'll do right writing about Tom.
01:13:55I ain't no adventure.
01:13:56I just want to keep out of trouble.
01:13:59Well, Tom...
01:14:00Tom's one's meant to be written about.
01:14:03He's a big talker.
01:14:05And big talkers, well, they can't write their own stories.
01:14:08They have the patience, not the inclination.
01:14:11And big talkers, they're the ones people want to read about.
01:14:15And big talkers, they sell a lot of books.
01:14:17Sometimes they tell the truth.
01:14:19Most of the time they stretch it a little.
01:14:21And they shape policy and culture.
01:14:24Cause what they sell is simple and easy.
01:14:26Even the most self-righteous folks don't realize they get fooled.
01:14:33But small talkers...
01:14:38Well...
01:14:38The world don't want them, but the world needs them.
01:14:42They give the world perspective.
01:14:46Honesty.
01:14:48Both sides are a little rat.
01:14:50And both sides are a little home.
01:14:54The nuance that...
01:14:56The shades of gray to make up this world.
01:15:00They keep the tyrants out of power and out of favor in the public opinion
01:15:04whose nature of bold appears are the wise and kind.
01:15:13Now, maybe Tom Sawyer's story needs to be told.
01:15:16Well, maybe I don't want to tell it.
01:15:22The invention is a huckleberry human.
01:15:27Nah, it's a story only you can tell.
01:15:32I ain't never told no stories.
01:15:35No?
01:15:36Hmm.
01:15:41That's interesting.
01:15:47How'd you know?
01:15:50I didn't write by my real name.
01:15:52You even mailed it without an address for a return.
01:15:56The more I learn about you, the more clearly I've become.
01:16:01You're a good friend.
01:16:03Huh.
01:16:06And, uh, you got a problem with some words, too.
01:16:11Maybe too good.
01:16:12That got me in a lot of trouble.
01:16:16Now, I still brought me here.
01:16:19Now, the whole world's gonna know about Tom Sawyer, your best friend.
01:16:26You ever think about getting serious about writing your own stories up?
01:16:30You let me know.
01:16:34Mark Twain?
01:16:37I don't write by my real name, either.
01:16:49Maybe too.
01:17:02Huck, you coming down for breakfast this morning?
01:17:05Uh, after a while, Miss Douglas, I thought I might work a piece and build up some appetite.
01:17:10Well, Polly told me that Tom made it to school, that he's doing well, he's making friends.
01:17:16That's Tom's nature.
01:17:18Well, as many letters as he sent you, I really reckoned he weren't.
01:17:23That's Tom's nature, too.
01:17:26You know, Huck, I just want you to know how proud I am that you changed your mind on that
01:17:31trust.
01:17:34You keeping me company here, that is payment enough.
01:17:41And, you know, it does but good to see you with such ambition fully for you, Huck.
01:18:18Well, I reckon now you know about me.
01:18:20And Tom, and Jim, Becky, and Sid, and Joe, and Mr. Mark Twain, and all the rest.
01:18:27And maybe now you're satisfied after all these adventures.
01:18:30I know Tom Sawyer ain't.
01:18:33But I reckon Tom Sawyer never will be, so I guess I ain't either.
01:18:37Because no matter where Tom Sawyer goes, no matter where I go, it's just like Tom said.
01:18:43In the history books, in life, side by side, it'll always be Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
01:19:11I don't know what happened before him, because it is tough.
01:19:14How but not at all those stairs, they'll be tested.
01:19:15And zoom out for a second, so they could34y آctar met me, I mean.
01:19:16And the mind in time during my life, get the peace down mind to us sure he activist him.
01:19:16And he reçoist him.
01:19:19And the peace entrepreneur illuminating from the palace.
01:19:20And the peace où we are in him, that's where he warring me and far and ME is whatone the
01:19:26other right question.
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