00:10you can't treat people like this do unto others as you'd have done unto you the golden rule
00:17ain't much stays clean up here volta you'll see i may end up looking like you i'll never be like
00:26you these are buds buds a well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives for my own
00:35assistant training program what are you doing thawing everyone plans are hard chaos though
00:43chaos is easy this is hank mcclain
00:50boarding for duty sir trying to pick up where you all left off miniaturization
00:58i'm going to complete the work you started when this is all over you will be begging me
01:04to help you 34 000 people lived here after the war you never heard of the new california republic
01:12shady sands your father burned that city to the ground
01:17i did what was necessary to save our people
01:22i wonder if anyone survived
01:24i did i met someone
01:29there's nowhere safe max and there's no leaving
01:32we'll see
01:36is that a fusion core
01:38you don't see those around much anymore do you
01:43cold fusion
01:45what do you suppose your brotherhood would do with infinite power
01:52is that their leader you killed her
01:54no
01:55dain
01:57all hail maximus
01:58that shall be night hereafter
02:00together we will take power and with it we will start a new brotherhood with me as its head
02:10and you as its sword
02:14your entire life you've been looking for a home
02:19build one with me
02:21build one with me
02:43build one with me
02:50build one with me
02:51See the pyramids along the Nile
02:59Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
03:05Just remember, darling, all the while
03:12You belong to me
03:18See the marketplace in old Algiers
03:25Send me photographs and souvenirs
03:31Just remember when a dream appears
03:38You belong to me
03:42No trace of rats. Incredible.
03:46Hey, oh, babe, there's even more clean water down there than we thought.
03:50I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again.
03:54We can grow more crops.
03:57We can have another kid.
03:58As soon as you figure out how to push your baby out of your own ass.
04:01Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
04:04ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
04:06ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
04:06ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:16Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:23Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:28Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:39Put it in the tent over there. One day you might be as good as me.
04:43No, I'm better than you.
04:44I don't know about that.
04:47Come on, let's go see what the caravan runs to.
04:49Yeah, let's see.
04:53Stay cool, buddy. Excuse me. Hey.
04:56Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
04:59Somebody call the doc? He's on his way.
05:01Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:06Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:11Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:15Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:16Shut up!
05:18Oh, my God!
05:25What is this?
05:28All right, I'm going to turn it over.
05:34I'm going to turn it over.
05:36There's another way to go.
05:36I'm going to turn it over.
05:37Everyone run!
05:38Run!
05:43Go home.
05:44Go to your mom!
05:46Go!
06:04Okay, okay, all right, okay, be calm down.
06:17Okay, relax, okay.
06:44Hey, go get your kid.
06:45Oh, God.
06:48Yeah, that's okay, come here.
06:51That's okay.
06:53Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:59Come here.
07:00Okay, it's okay.
07:02Hey, son, don't be scared.
07:03Now listen, I would need you to stay in here.
07:07Okay, somebody's gonna come get you out, but until then...
07:16I need you to eat and drink very slowly, okay?
07:19Don't be scared.
07:21It's safe in there.
07:23Okay, come here.
07:25You are a good boy, and one day you will be a good man.
07:32Come on, let's get in here.
07:34Now listen, it can be tough out there, but as long as we leave it a little bit better than
07:42we found it, we did okay.
07:45Daddy!
07:47Oh!
07:53Daddy!
07:54No!
07:55No!
07:56No!
07:58No!
07:58No!
07:59No!
07:59No!
07:59I'm getting started.
08:01Hey, we did good. Erase it.
08:03Hey.
08:35Dad?
08:37Yeah?
08:39Come read to me.
08:46Okey-dokey.
08:51All right, what book shall we read, Lucy?
08:54Oh, The Wind in the Willows.
08:57When's Mom coming back?
08:59That's a mess.
09:03Good.
09:13Good.
09:21Let's go.
09:22Good.
09:23Great.
09:27Good.
09:28Good.
09:34Let's go.
09:58Let's go.
10:07Let's go.
10:23That's what we came for?
10:27Doesn't matter.
10:29Pack it up and report to the vertivert.
10:31Let's go.
10:33Let's go.
10:34Let's go.
10:36Let's go.
10:37Let's go.
10:37Let's go.
10:40Let's go.
10:41Let's go.
10:42Let's go.
10:42Let's go.
10:43Let's go.
10:43Let's go.
10:44Let's go.
10:46Let's go.
10:49Let's go.
10:52Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:06Let's go.
11:07Let's go.
11:15Let's go.
11:19Let's go.
11:20Let's go.
11:21Let's go.
11:22Let's go.
11:37Let's go.
11:51Let's go.
11:57Let's go.
12:00Let's go.
12:01Let's go.
12:03Let's go.
12:04Let's go.
12:07Let's go.
12:17Let's go.
12:21Let's go.
12:26Let's go.
12:34Let's go.
12:37Good.
12:38Got power.
12:49You encounter much resistance.
12:52Abominations.
12:54Nothing we couldn't handle.
12:56Good.
12:59What is it?
13:05The key to our new home.
13:14Brotherhood has become scattered, broken, into dozens of rival chapters, but now we have the strength to unify them.
13:26Under one banner here.
13:28With the mightiest arsenal in history at our disposal.
13:33Let's go.
13:35Let's go.
13:58Let's go.
14:01Let's go.
14:05Let's go.
14:16Let's go.
14:17Let's go.
14:20Let's go.
14:21Let's go.
14:23Let's go.
14:25Let's go.
14:37Let's go.
14:55Together, we will fulfill our promise
15:00to make better this, this fallen world.
15:11My son.
15:40Water.
15:45Were you always this rude?
15:48I'm guessing not.
15:52Look, your family may very well still be out there.
15:55I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible,
15:57but one thing I wouldn't count on is I'm appreciating the kind of person you've become.
16:03I mean, you want him to like you, right?
16:13I'm just saying a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
16:16Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it if you're interested.
16:19Nope.
16:20And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.
16:24All right, all right.
16:28Help!
16:36Somebody help!
16:38Please!
16:39I think it's coming from inside.
16:43Empathy's like mud.
16:44You lose your boots in that stuff.
16:46Well, I'm not just going to let someone die while I listen to him scream.
16:52The boat's been screaming for 200 fucking years.
16:56Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop?
17:00You want to know what I was like before the war?
17:03I was just like you.
17:06Stupid.
17:18Help!
17:22Help!
17:28Help!
17:30Help!
17:31Help!
17:31Help!
17:33Waste of time.
17:35Doing the right thing is never a waste of time.
17:37Time.
17:40Help!
17:57Help!
18:04Help!
18:10Help! Help!
18:15Help! We need this!
18:19What happened here?
18:21Tunics.
18:25You off the far west, ain't you?
18:29I ignore him. I got one stem pipe left, okay?
18:32Well, that would be a profound misallocation of resources.
18:36Folks in them outfits don't deserve saving.
18:41Here.
18:46Another one.
18:52Let me help you up there, cowboy.
18:56Help!
19:02Uh-huh.
19:04But you did lead us to Dunn.
19:11No. No! Not her, too!
19:41What is that?
19:43What is that?
19:44I am.
20:05They're back.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:51Oh, my God.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:31Oh, my God.
21:33Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:51Oh, my God.
22:11Oh, my God.
22:42Oh, my God.
22:48Oh, my God.
23:08Oh, my God.
23:12Oh, my God.
23:14Oh, my God.
23:18Oh, my God.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:35I wouldn't worry about him.
23:37I wouldn't worry about him.
23:37He's very durable.
23:38He'll be...
23:39He'll be fine.
23:40I wouldn't worry about him.
23:43That's fair.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:48I don't know.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:51Oh, my Lord.
24:54Where's Bud Askins?
24:56Has anyone seen Bud Askins?
24:57I'm sorry, why are we all here?
24:59I thought this was going to be more of a one-by-one situation.
25:03There's been a change of plan.
25:04Should I be able to see by now?
25:07Relax, Claudia.
25:08There's been a change of plans, obviously.
25:09Jeez.
25:13Is she good?
25:15I'm okay.
25:16Everyone, if I can just try and explain.
25:19If they thought everyone at once, that must mean it's Reclamation Day.
25:25About that.
25:27It's been 200 years since you were frozen.
25:30It is Reclamation Day.
25:33Oh.
25:36But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh, uh, Bud Askins is dead.
25:48What?
25:50Oh, no.
25:52So, if we could just try and remain calm.
25:55We need to figure out a way to get out of here.
25:58Together.
25:59Get out of here?
26:00Wait, wait, wait.
26:01You're saying we're trapped?
26:03Is there someone else that we can speak to about this?
26:09Please.
26:10Please, no.
26:12What are we going to do?
26:12Oh.
26:13I can't believe this.
26:19Just try and stay focused.
26:21Um, someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit?
26:25We're all going to die.
26:26We're all going to die.
26:31We're all going to die.
26:32We're all going to die.
27:11We're all going to die.
27:53We're all going to die.
28:26We're all going to die.
29:00We're all going to die.
29:02We're all going to die.
29:29We're all going to die.
29:30Okay.
30:00We're all going to die.
30:00We're all going to die.
30:14We're all going to die.
30:27We're all going to die.
30:47We're all going to die.
30:48We're all going to die.
31:20We're all going to die.
31:30We're all going to die.
31:47We're all going to die.
32:18We're all going to die.
32:20We're all going to die.
32:47We're all going to die.
32:55We're all going to die.
33:14We're all going to die.
33:16We're all going to die.
33:57We're all going to die.
34:06We're all going to die.
34:41Welcome to all who've traveled from afar for this most auspicious meeting.
34:47From the Grand Canyon, from Yosemite, from Coronado.
34:54It's been decades since we gathered to renew our shared and noble purpose.
35:03Thanks to the efforts of the knights of our chapter, the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood.
35:10Where the hell is the commonwealth, Quintus?
35:13We should be here.
35:15And if they were here, what would happen?
35:17Hmm?
35:18They would take the relic and give us nothing in return.
35:23Does that seem fair to you?
35:26No.
35:27That's taxation without representation.
35:30It's un-American.
35:31But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war.
35:35With the commonwealth.
35:36Ha!
35:37They kick our fucking asses.
35:39Not if we stand together, with the power of the cold fusion diode, we can power airheads, armor.
35:49We can't defeat the commonwealth.
35:53United under a common banner.
35:56Your banner.
36:09The chapters have grown apart over the years.
36:12And mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Where we come from, women don't get to talk.
36:20Cunt.
36:23Keep talking and I'll carve you one.
36:27Look, the commonwealth pretty much lets the canyon rule itself.
36:32So, as far as we're concerned, everyone else, don't fuck themselves.
36:35Especially you.
36:36You just like that they let you fuck robots.
36:39That was one squire, and he was well within his rights.
36:41We wasted precious resources coming here, and I'm not doing anything with that gaff.
36:46I know I'm not fucking...
36:52Yes.
36:55We have our differences.
36:57But there is something we all agree on.
37:07Power.
37:16How many of those can you make?
37:19More than all of human history could ever consume.
37:27The codex does say that violence against a fellow brother is forbidden.
37:37But I suppose the codex is open to interpretation.
37:46Yeah, that.
37:48Fuck the commonwealth.
37:50Then it's decided.
37:54Let's drink to it.
37:56Bottom's up.
37:57Yeah.
37:59Fuck the commonwealth.
38:15I like your outfit.
38:17Gracias.
38:18You speak Latin?
38:20Good for you.
38:21I'm a school teacher myself, so education is very important to me.
38:24You're a kindly profligate.
38:32I'm headed to Las Vegas.
38:34You shouldn't.
38:36Oh, I have to.
38:37I'm looking for someone.
38:38You should go home.
38:40I don't want to see you get raped by the wrong people.
38:45I'll bear that in mind.
38:46I don't want to see you get sick.
39:07Hello?
39:15Hello?
39:15This is not what I signed up for.
39:18Uh, I want to go back.
39:19How do I turn my crown paper back on?
39:22That's not how it works.
39:23If you could just listen to me.
39:24I don't know.
39:26Listen to me!
39:29Who even are you?
39:31Seriously.
39:36I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering.
39:41Part of a race of supermanagers.
39:44And all of you have been selected to be my staff.
39:48You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident?
39:52You think Bud Askins made mistakes?
39:55Never.
39:56No chance.
39:57Well...
39:58Oh my God, Claudia, we're trying to have a conversation here.
40:00Now she may have a point.
40:04I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish.
40:08But look at where we are.
40:10We're standing in the product of his life's work.
40:14We are his life's work.
40:16That's to count for something.
40:22This is Bud's final test.
40:26If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here,
40:28we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on Vault-Tec's corporate strategy.
40:35Together.
40:37And those of you who work quickly,
40:40and as a team,
40:42will receive these merit dots.
40:44Ooh.
40:45Merit dots?
40:46Oh.
40:48Wait.
40:49I took notes at a meeting with the company that installed ventilation.
40:53Dibs on ventilation.
40:54Oh, the fire suppression system.
40:56Maybe we can get some water from there.
40:58Maybe we can throw underground and make a tunnel.
41:00I'll hack you over some time.
41:03You can get more lines next to your work.
41:05If you're wasting his time,
41:06this is gonna be so great.
41:07I'm gonna go on now.
41:08Oh, my God.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:30I'll hack you over some time.
41:41The vision's still a little fuzzy.
41:44Well, you know what they say.
41:48Have a glass of champagne.
41:50Who are you?
41:53My name is Henry McLean.
41:55Henry.
41:56I prefer Hank.
41:57Hank.
41:59Is it Reclamation Day?
42:04Yes, it is Reclamation Day,
42:05just not quite the way we thought it would be.
42:09I've been running an experiment here,
42:12and it's not going well.
42:14The mice are so small.
42:16They're tiny.
42:18It's a very fiddly business.
42:21Okay.
42:22I think there's been some sort of mistake.
42:25I signed up for the Voltec Premium Elite Plus.
42:29Did you read the fine print?
42:30Yes?
42:33Well, I didn't.
42:35I prefer the classics.
42:38So much has changed since you went under.
42:42But it's what stayed the same that concerns me.
42:47Bold habits.
42:47I guess.
42:50But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the cakes.
43:00I noticed on your file that you had a family,
43:04but you only bought a ticket for one.
43:08I thought it was expensive.
43:11You can't put a price on family, Steve.
43:14We were very clear about that in the advertisements.
43:17Family is the first building block of civilization.
43:22What are you doing?
43:24I'm improving a piece of outdated technology.
43:32Civilization.
43:33It hasn't worked out so far.
43:35But, if at first you don't succeed...
43:38If at first you don't succeed...
43:56Try, try again.
44:11Hello?
44:13Hello?
44:38I realize we all have our cultural differences, but...
44:43Just so you know...
44:46I am nice.
44:57You've got to accentuate the positive elitment.
45:05Monate the negative and latch on.
45:09Do the affirmative.
45:11Don't mess with Mr. Inbetween.
45:13You've got to spread joy up to the maximum, bring gloom.
45:20Down to the minimum, have faith.
45:24A pandemonium liable to walk upon the sea.
45:29To illustrate my last remark.
45:33Jonah is...
45:36I found a ladder!
45:47Leave the way, boss.
45:49Leave the way, boss.
46:24Forget the thing you need to do.
46:25What is it?
46:40Phone call.
46:41Resources for being saved.
46:42I have a great...
46:42I don't know.
47:16I don't know.
47:42I don't know.
47:44I don't know.
47:48I don't know.
47:50I don't know.
47:51It's so dirty.
47:53Oh man, the mall's gone.
47:58It's beautiful.
48:00I don't know.
48:23I don't know.
48:26I don't know.
48:27I don't know.
48:27I don't know.
48:39I don't know.
48:52I don't know.
48:54Who's next?
48:59You the one who killed that NCR bitch?
49:02Moldover?
49:04Mold...
49:05Moldaver.
49:05Sure.
49:06I did.
49:07Yeah, I did that.
49:09Bet I could mash you.
49:12Probably.
49:28All right, let me get my armor.
49:29No armor.
49:31Bareback.
49:37Better contact some of your victims.
49:45Hey.
49:54Don't let me win.
49:56Let's go.
49:58Let's go!
50:07No!
50:34No!
51:03No!
51:08No!
51:12No!
51:13No!
51:14No!
51:23No!
51:24No!
51:25No!
52:27Paladin Harkness, liaison from the Commonwealth.
52:35I understand we're discussing a civil war.
52:38I must not have gotten my invitation.
52:43And yet here you are.
52:49Welcome.
53:03Come on, everybody.
53:05Clap your hands.
53:07Oh, you're looking good.
53:09I'm going to sing my song.
53:11It won't take long.
53:13We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:16Come on, let's twist again.
53:19Like we did last summer.
53:21Yeah, let's twist again.
53:24Like we did last year.
53:26Do you remember when things were really hungin'?
53:33Yeah, let's twist again.
53:36Twist the time is here.
53:39Yeah.
53:40Round and round and huffin' down we go again.
53:45Oh, baby, make me know you love me so.
53:49Oh, and then twist again.
53:53Like we did last summer.
53:56Come on, let's twist again.
53:59Like we did last year.
54:01Do you remember when things were really hungin'?
54:07Come on, let's twist again.
54:10Twist the time is here.
54:12Boom, boom, boom.
54:17Boom.
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