00:00Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
00:04Hey, Matt, do you like apples?
00:06Come on, man, don't do this.
00:08Don't do what? I'm just asking a question.
00:11Fine, fine.
00:13Do you like apples?
00:14Yes.
00:15Nice, me too.
00:16Oh, I thought you were going to...
00:18Going to what?
00:20Nothing.
00:21Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
00:25Matt, this is your third time hosting in the last 25 years.
00:29I know.
00:30At this rate, I'll join the five-timers club in...
00:332052.
00:35Yeah. Yeah, geez.
00:37Guess I better pick up the pace.
00:40Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
00:44Three different hair colors.
00:45What's that?
00:45Now I'm just noticing each of us has a different hair color.
00:48Red, brown, and...
00:49Blonde.
00:50Blonde.
00:50Ish.
00:51That's what I was going to say. Blonde.
00:53Suck it, Ben.
00:54What?
00:55Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
00:58This is so exciting. I've always wanted to do something with Matt and Ben.
01:01Oh, thanks so much, man. That's so cool.
01:04Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Ben Affleck.
01:06Why would you bring that up now, right?
01:08It's the first time I'm seeing Matt.
01:10We'd actually love to do something with Matt.
01:11Hell yeah. Amazing. Thank you.
01:12Okay. Huge fan.
01:13Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
01:17I am so excited.
01:18Me too.
01:18Ben?
01:20Sorry, I'm distracted.
01:22I saw this girl on the subway, and that's stupid.
01:26Hey, man. Go to her.
01:28I can't.
01:29You have to.
01:31I know.
01:36How's he going to find her?
01:37I don't know.
01:38Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with Noah Kahn.
01:43More like skit season.
01:45What?
01:47Like Noah's song Stick Season, but we're a sketch comedy show, so it's skit season.
01:53It's your first ever promo, and you blow it on skit season?
01:57Come on. You're better than that, Ben.
01:59Sorry. Let me try again.
02:02Hi, I'm Matt Damon, and I'm hosting SNL with Noah Kahn.
02:06More like Noah Kahahahan.
02:10Oh, hell yeah.
02:10Yeah, that's good. That's good.
02:12Oh, you like that one?
02:13It works.
02:14Okay.
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