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Ryan Gosling returns to host Saturday Night Live and jokes about finally joining the legendary Five-Timers Club. Catch the episode March 7, 2026 with musical guest Gorillaz on NBC and stream next day on Peacock.

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00:09I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, the future
00:19is coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming
00:28on.
00:29Nah, I couldn't be there, nah, you shouldn't be scared, I'm good at repairs, and I'm under each snare, intangible,
00:36bet you didn't.
00:37Oh, dude, you can't smoke in here.
00:39Panoramic, look, I'll make it all manageable, pick and choose, sit and lose, all you different crews, chicks and dudes,
00:45who you think is really kicking tunes, picture you getting down in a pit of two, like you lift a
00:51few.
00:51Dude, what the hell are you doing?
00:54Five-timers club, Michael, read it and weep.
00:56This is your fourth time hosting.
00:59Wait a second.
01:00The first close encounter sketch, the second time you came you did papyrus.
01:04Papyrus, butthead and...
01:06Now this is your fourth.
01:08It's just four.
01:10It's just four.
01:11Oh my god, it's just four.
01:13I'm sure someone's made this mistake before.
01:15Never once.
01:17Really?
01:17You lit my picture on fire.
01:19You know what, Michael, you've given me a lot to think about.
01:22Take off the jacket.
01:23Let's go, fellas.
01:24You're gonna keep wearing the jacket?
01:26Mm-hmm.
01:27And please stop calling me Michael.
01:29I can't hear you, Michael.
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