00:00Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with musical guest Turnstile.
00:04You promoting anything?
00:05Yes, I'm actually here.
00:06Because I want to promote this.
00:07It's my rock-hard fist, and it's coming fast at the face of anyone who doesn't go see my girl,
00:11Dakota's new movie.
00:12Yeah.
00:14Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with musical guest Turnstile.
00:19Third time hosting. You know what that means.
00:21No, what?
00:22It means you get to give a big monologue at the beginning of the show.
00:24I've done that every time I host.
00:26Oh, sorry. I've never seen this show.
00:28You've never seen SNL?
00:30My mom said it's too horny.
00:32I love SNL.
00:35Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with musical guest Turnstile.
00:40And I'm Ashley Padilla. I'm 5'7", and I'm based in New York City.
00:43Ashley, you don't need to audition. You're on the cast.
00:46That's not the line. Whatever. I'll just pick it up from mine.
00:49I loved you more than she ever could, you cheating son of a bitch!
00:52Oh, my God. That was amazing.
00:56So I got the part?
00:58In what?
01:00Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with musical guest Turnstile.
01:05Dakota Johnson. DJ. Same initials as Derek Jeter. Any relation?
01:10No, I'm not related to Derek Jeter.
01:13Weird.
01:14DJ.
01:15Dwayne Johnson?
01:17No.
01:18Deshaun Jackson?
01:19Ashley, I don't think you understand how initials work.
01:22What about Davy Jones? You related to Davy Jones? Underwater Pirate King?
01:25Actually, he is my uncle.
01:27I knew it!
01:29Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with musical guest Turnstile.
01:34This is your third time hosting? This is my third season?
01:37We're kind of like twins, don't you think?
01:39Have you ever skinned a goat with your bare hands?
01:43No.
01:45Then you and I are nothing alike.
