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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 03: The Perils Of Parenting Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:16Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:36And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:46you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51Ma'am, I do not know you.
00:53I thought he was pranking me and I was concentrating on if I needed to use the restroom.
00:58I have to pee.
01:00Free up.
01:01Come join.
01:03Video.
01:03Video.
01:07I got nothing.
01:10The Neighborhood Watch.
01:12You are currently being recorded.
01:18Oh, God.
01:22I am so done.
01:25Just drive over me world.
01:33I just tripped because I'm running and I'm fat.
01:36You are not.
01:37Just run me out of the world.
01:42This man has no idea his wife is watching him.
01:47Hey, what are you doing?
01:48Huh?
01:50What are you doing?
01:54Huh?
01:56What are you doing?
01:58How are you talking to me?
02:00My phone is in the bedroom.
02:02Am I losing my mind?
02:04You are always being watched by your wife.
02:07Chris, how are you talking to me?
02:09I don't have my phone running.
02:11The doorbell.
02:12What?
02:15Why are you talking to that stinking doorbell?
02:20You scared me.
02:21I didn't mean to scare you.
02:24I didn't mean to scare you.
02:30And...
02:37I just like this.
02:44This mother has come from Indiana to Ohio to visit her son.
02:49Can I help you?
02:50I think you're at the wrong door, ma'am.
02:55Ma'am.
02:56On the drive up, I had a 40-ounce cup of water that I was drinking.
03:01So by the time I got to his house, I had to use the restroom.
03:07Ma'am.
03:08I think you're at the wrong door, ma'am.
03:11I have to pee.
03:12Free up.
03:14I do not know you.
03:16He lives in a building with a stairway in the back and in the front.
03:20And I usually go up the front.
03:22This time I went in the back.
03:24Ma'am.
03:24I do not know you.
03:26This is 858.
03:27There's more than 301.
03:29I do not know you.
03:32I do not know you.
03:32Growing up, I was the problem child.
03:34I was always pulling pranks.
03:35I do like a voice where I just try to sound like a female and I'm just like...
03:38Ma'am.
03:39Ma'am.
03:40Ma'am.
03:42Ma'am, you sure it's not another building to 301?
03:46I think you're at the wrong door, ma'am.
03:49What was going through in my mind was, he's really pulling this prank a little too far.
03:54And I was concentrating on that I needed to use the restroom.
04:00There's more than 301, ma'am.
04:02Every building has a 301 because I don't know who you are.
04:05I could just hear that people are talking to each other through a ring double.
04:08And so when I opened it, I was like, what are you doing?
04:13Sarah.
04:14Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
04:18Holy crap.
04:19I'm at the wrong door.
04:21Oh, his neighbor's probably going to think I'm absolutely crazy.
04:25I didn't even get to hear the story because she's running to the bathroom.
04:29Sorry.
04:30She's at the wrong door.
04:34And so when she finally came back, she's like, I said to your neighbor that I had to pee.
04:38And I was like, I'm going to get that footage.
04:40I'm going to find Mac.
04:41So she sent it to me.
04:42And I think after that, she moved out the next week.
04:45So I'm like, was it her or I don't know.
04:48I'm a nurse and I've had patients say to me, you look really familiar.
04:52Are you a streamer or something?
04:53I said, no, I'm just TikTok famous.
04:59Dad.
05:00What?
05:01This father doesn't know whose voice he's hearing.
05:05How do you know me?
05:08Dad, I'm right here in the camera.
05:11What camera?
05:12On the doorbell.
05:14Can you see me?
05:18What a f***ing night.
05:21Get your keys.
05:22Get your keys.
05:23Get your keys.
05:25You got a piece.
05:27I got a...
05:27Oh, my God.
05:29It's a f***ing perfect.
05:37Excuse me, Buck.
05:39Hey, hi.
05:41Can you stop eating my holiday arrangement?
05:45You back up, buddy.
05:47Okay, Merry Christmas.
05:49Ho, ho, ho.
05:51This dog snuck out at 4 a.m. and wants back in.
06:11It's 5.30 in the morning in this house in Texas.
06:26Back in bed, bud.
06:34Daddy!
06:38Niko, are you okay?
06:41You scared me.
06:46Oh, no.
06:51It's okay.
06:52I'm okay.
06:53Oh, no.
06:56Police officers want to have a word with this homeowner.
07:00Who am I speaking to?
07:01I knew something was wrong.
07:03He's super lucky he didn't get shot.
07:18A cop has something surprising to say to this homeowner.
07:23DoorDash.
07:26What's going on here?
07:27Your driver got arrested.
07:29Oh, no.
07:31You're enjoying.
07:38My nerds.
07:40Ow!
07:44Oh, ha, ha, ha.
07:46You saw that, too.
07:47You saw that.
07:48Oh, this is good.
07:50You did it again.
07:51Ha, ha, ha.
07:52Woo!
07:58These officers want to discuss some suspicious activity.
08:02Who am I speaking to?
08:03This is the owner of the house.
08:05Okay, is your brother-in-law supposed to be here?
08:08Yes, he is.
08:10I was away from home when this is all occurring.
08:13We had left and my brother-in-law was coming down, so we gave him the garage combination so that
08:18he could just get in straight to the garage.
08:19When I saw the police officer ring the doorbell, I knew something was wrong.
08:24There's some sort of mix-up.
08:26I'm sure he'll tell you the full story, but no one's in any trouble, and we'll let him come on
08:29in.
08:30Okay, perfect. Thank you.
08:32Hey, Matt.
08:33Yeah.
08:34What happened?
08:36Hey.
08:37Sorry.
08:38I feel bad.
08:39I jumped your neighbor's fence thinking it was your house.
08:42Because of the crime.
08:44So, yeah, he called the cops on me.
08:47Understandably.
08:50I was very confident when I pulled up to the house that this is Matt's house.
08:54Tried the code a couple times that he gave me.
08:58Didn't work.
08:59And then I decided, whatever, I'll just go around the back, see if the back door is unlocked.
09:06I was thinking, oh, it looks a little bit different back here.
09:09There's a little more plants and pots and things like that.
09:13And that's where I was like, man, the minute you saw the pool, you should have been like, okay, this
09:18is not the right house.
09:20It was late at night.
09:21I had been working all day.
09:23I just want to get in and go to sleep.
09:26So I just went up to the back door, tried that, and it was locked as well.
09:30So I pulled out a credit card and actually started trying to open the door that way.
09:37I did not do that.
09:40Where?
09:40Back door.
09:41I opened it.
09:42And he's like, honey, call the cops.
09:48Dude.
09:50So at that point, I decided to turn and run and noticed about four houses down that, hey, there's Matt's
09:57house.
09:58I was off.
10:00Then I heard a helicopter overhead and I was like, oh, shoot.
10:04I've got to go out there and talk to him.
10:06They didn't arrest you though, did they?
10:09No.
10:09No, they just sat me on the curb.
10:11Oh my gosh.
10:13This was the best toys I've ever heard.
10:16The police were all still there behind him.
10:18You can see the officers and he just like looked utterly defeated.
10:23What a way to end the day.
10:25You're lucky you didn't get shot.
10:27Exactly right.
10:31Go inside.
10:32Make some chicken wings or something.
10:35I don't care about eating chicken wings.
10:38I just want to go to sleep.
10:39All right, buddy.
10:40Sounds good.
10:41Okay, bye.
10:48A man is using a pogo stick to break up ice on his sidewalk.
10:58No way you guys got that.
11:02Please don't let the cameras are off.
11:06Camera now recording.
11:08This dad has a message for his family.
11:14After a hard day at work, what makes good?
11:17This.
11:21Good echo out here.
11:40Where's the camera?
11:44Hello?
11:45You see me?
11:46You don't have to move your face that close.
11:48Where's the camera?
11:54Oh, I got a camera.
11:57I'm not liking this one.
11:59These boys are going door to door after a heavy snowfall.
12:07Hello.
12:08Hi.
12:09Do you want us to shove your driveway for 20 bucks?
12:12Um, yeah.
12:13Yes, we do.
12:15Okay, one second.
12:16It's like 10 bucks each.
12:1810 bucks each?
12:19Yeah.
12:19Yeah, for sure.
12:21You got it.
12:22Oh, it's so simple.
12:23How did you say that's normal?
12:25Where are you?
12:27Rich, boy.
12:28Oh, boy.
12:29Oh, you awesome.
12:31Oh, Rich.
12:32Look for our paper bags.
12:35All our money we're carrying up on.
12:37We're rich.
12:44Hey, this is the only house in here that's not decorated very much.
12:48Clayton, you got a little bit more work to do.
12:53So, let's get busy.
12:55So, let's get busy.
12:56Peace out.
12:58King of violence, King of violence.
13:01King of violence, King of violence.
13:04Okay.
13:06This is Santa Claus.
13:08Please step away from your friends, so I'm not giving you presents.
13:15A camera catches a teen running for his life.
13:35A boy has gone to tell his neighbors their dog has gotten loose.
13:39A mouse.
13:40A gorilla.
13:43A mouse.
13:45A mouse.
13:47Aos.
13:48Aos.
13:59Aos.
14:03Aos.
14:04Aos.
14:04Aos.
14:05Aos.
14:06My, it's like another.
14:10the wheel like I'm good hello you are currently being recorded it's November
14:22in Ohio and these sisters have a request of their neighbor we can't answer the
14:32door right now but if you'd like to leave a message you can do it now
14:41my kids are super cute Ashley and Zoe at the time were four and five I think the girls were
14:47just
14:47so little that they just didn't realize that it's a robot or like an automated message so
14:53they're all like hi yeah we want somebody to play with us do you have any girls or like five
15:02years
15:02olds or like a big kid like me I'm five years old and me too and here's Ashley over here
15:09with me and
15:09I'm Zoe there's not a lot of kids in our neighborhood so my kids are kind of always
15:15like oh I want to have some friends I just thought they were just running around in the neighbor's yard
15:20I didn't know they were not actually knocking on the door he's not doing something
15:30why we can't answer the door right now the neighbor sent it to me and I was like oh my
15:36gosh how did I
15:37not even know this was happening the girls were like oh we were just looking for some friends so
15:41I had to explain to them like okay well you have to ask mom before you go knocking on random
15:46people's
15:47doors I did actually have a few parents that were like oh they're always welcome to come play at my
15:58house and all this so they they have friends now for sure they just they make you laugh all the
16:04time
16:04you never know what they're gonna say or what they're thinking Oliver a dad uses his camera to
16:20deliver a message who's out there Merry Christmas oh okay I'm watching you you better be a good
16:41listener okay Santa oh Alfie tells me everything
16:51it's Santa you and daddy were supposed to put Christmas like that oh easy there Valerie
17:07in North Dakota a boy is in a big hurry this boy has an urgent message for
17:30his mother mom mom hurry up mom I unlock the door I have to go poop no I have to
17:42go really bad
17:46oh how do you went
17:57do you have an eye recognition
18:01oh
18:07oh baby I'm sorry
18:21oh
18:21oh my gosh I was concentrating so hard on the camera and naked funny faces that you scared the
18:36this woman in Florida this woman in Florida has her hands full
18:46oh my gosh oh my gosh my pants fell off
19:01I'm walking over here, and they're getting longer and longer and longer.
19:08Odin, sit.
19:11Get down.
19:13Sit.
19:16Odin, sit.
19:41This cookie thief doesn't realize she's being watched.
19:47What the f**k are you doing?
19:56I can't hear what you're saying.
20:04Mommy, no, no.
20:06Mommy, no, no.
20:08Mommy, no, no.
20:10Mommy, go away.
20:14Mommy, go away.
20:16I heard you came over there.
20:19What are you doing?
20:20Hey, Mommy.
20:22Hey, Mommy.
20:23Get out of that cabinet.
20:34Hey.
20:36Hey.
20:37Oh my God.
20:40There's one over here, guys.
20:43Mine.
20:44No.
20:45That's only for humans.
20:47Did you see the trigger there?
20:48Should we ding dong?
20:49Should we ding dong, bitch?
20:52We had before.
20:55No, because there's a camera.
20:58Here, I'll cover the camera.
21:06Hello.
21:07Hello.
21:07You are currently being recorded.
21:09Hi.
21:11Don't care, because I'm Amazon!
21:16Amazon!
21:21FedEx don't look like this.
21:23FedEx ain't looked like this.
21:26FedEx ain't looked like this.
21:33The last time I didn't get into my mess.
21:37I didn't see, I got rid of it.
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