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Mama June: From Not To Hot - Season 8 - Episode 06: Check Mate Engsub
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00:00Previously on Mama Jean, I just was talking to Alana the other day.
00:03You know, she was telling me that she hasn't heard from you since we split up.
00:06My divorce from Josh really took a toll on his relationship with Alana.
00:10Life has been very rough on me, so I don't want to pile that on anybody else.
00:14They're doing Alana's ceremony for the Dean's List Monday.
00:18At this point, do you think she'd even want me there?
00:20I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
00:22I'd love to go see her.
00:23I just didn't reach out like I should have taken accountability for.
00:26I come out here to tell you I was sorry.
00:29I think we just now see each other eye to eye.
00:32Now we're fine.
00:32Another relationship Josh needs to deal with is me and Darren.
00:36Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
00:39I'm not going to hang out.
00:41I begged Josh to be cordial for the kids' sake, but he won't accept that I've moved on.
00:46I'm not saying we're going to have a heart-to-heart and be best friends, but like, look, man, you
00:50feel this way.
00:50Let me hear it.
00:51I'll tell you how I feel.
00:52I'll let you hear it.
00:53Meanwhile, Jessica and Cheyenne were left stranded after their backyard fire.
00:57I want to go home.
00:58You and me both.
01:00And leave it to Mama to turn their loss into a way to one-up Trina.
01:04I decided I think y'all need to come stay with me.
01:07They moved in, but with a plan.
01:10Jean Mug, we're here.
01:11I'm upstairs.
01:12Butter up Mama to cough up some cash.
01:16Yeah, yeah.
01:16But do you really even like me, Jean?
01:18To me, that blew up a lot of red flags for me.
01:21I would never let my mom talk to you the way your mom just taught me.
01:24And you didn't take that from me at all.
01:25But we got to keep everything good so she'll pay for the wedding.
01:29I don't want to be here.
01:29I think I might just go ahead and get my mom's with or without you.
01:44You got to get up.
01:45Get the day started.
01:47I'm trying to get the day started, but I'm tired this morning.
01:50Well, I've been telling you you need to chill out.
01:52You know, last night you're sitting there bitching at Cheyenne.
01:55You got it.
01:56I just don't want Jessica to wake up in 10 years like I was and be like, what the f***?
02:01Like, my life is f***.
02:05Where the hell are y'all going?
02:07We're leaving, Jean Bugs.
02:09I mean, what the hell?
02:10Y'all are not leaving.
02:11Oh, wow.
02:12Here we go with this f***.
02:13I mean, y'all just gonna, like, go and just be gone.
02:17No, ma'am.
02:18Where are you going?
02:19To Trina being a weenus?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Jesus.
02:22What mean you shouldn't have asked me how the hell I felt about you?
02:25I mean, well, you shouldn't have been such a f***.
02:29I can't let you just sit here and disrespect my fiancé the way you've been doing.
02:33Disrespect?
02:33You just got to grow a f***ing backbone in this family.
02:36Okay, Jean Bugs.
02:37We're dysfunctional.
02:38Be dysfunctional by yourself because I'm done with you.
02:41Same old Jessica, letting people just dictate where she goes.
02:45Cheyenne got her panties in a while, so we running back to mommy, mommy, mommy.
02:49Nobody's got their panties in a while, Jean Bugs.
02:51It's just sometimes you say the wrong stuff and people get tired of it.
02:57I mean, it hurt to see Cheyenne so upset because of mama's mouth.
03:00So, I mean, when we got up this morning, I decided it was time for us to go.
03:04Regardless if mama's gonna pay for this wedding or not,
03:05I'm not gonna let her sit here and talk about my fiancé like this.
03:08We were here for two days.
03:10Mama's really pissed me off this time.
03:12Like, I'm done.
03:13I'm done with you.
03:15Well, no, Trina being a winner.
03:17Have fun, Justin, with that.
03:19Lord Jesus.
03:20Don't get her a** whooped a few times.
03:22Bye, Jean.
03:22Shut up.
03:23You're almost in your 30s and you're gonna go up there to somebody that's gonna whoop your a**
03:27when you say the wrong thing.
03:28Bye, bitch.
03:33I don't know what the hell Cheyenne said to her, but probably what they said is,
03:36if I don't go home, then my mom ain't gonna talk to me or I'm gonna get a pup whooping
03:40Jessica.
03:40So, please, tell your mama we gotta leave the house.
03:44Well, I mean, it looks like Jessica got a little bit of a backbone today, but I know that that's
03:49Cheyenne pushing Jessica to say those words.
03:52But all Trina's got over at her house is a little old couch.
03:55Once her back starts hurting, they're gonna realize the accommodations over here at my house are a hell of a
04:00lot better.
04:02You're ridiculous.
04:03I don't tell them what to do.
04:04They could have come and gone and said,
04:05I'm on to.
04:06Same old thing, different day.
04:08I mean,
04:18Bukie.
04:19What?
04:20Can I get a coffee?
04:22There's no coffee.
04:23We don't have no coffee.
04:25No.
04:26What do you mean?
04:38What's up, bitches?
04:39All right.
04:40There he goes.
04:42I got Alana a little something as a goodbye gift, and let's just say it's practical and it's her favorite
04:49color.
04:50What's in the bag?
04:51A little gift-a-gift.
04:53Oh, man.
04:53A little gift-a-gift.
04:54A little gift-a-gift.
04:55You know, you guys are doing really well for yourselves.
04:57Look at this nice pad.
04:58Can you hold my bagel?
05:00Yes, ma'am, I will.
05:04They're scrubs.
05:05This is like where my little badge reel would go.
05:07I love.
05:09I love.
05:10Let me get over here.
05:14I want to stretch it across, Dada.
05:17This is a big blanket we can all share.
05:19I can't get all cozy.
05:31I got to go catch my flight.
05:51Look at the time.
05:52Look at the time.
05:52I got a flight to catch you.
05:54All right, pal.
05:56Ghosting Alana is something I never meant to happen, and I feel really bad about it.
06:00That was some selfish .
06:03I'm just really glad she was open to hearing me out.
06:06Bye, Lonnie.
06:07Bye.
06:08Don't go home and not talk to me for six months.
06:11Bye.
06:11My God, I will call you as soon as my plane lands.
06:28Oh.
06:29Hey, Mama.
06:31Oh.
06:32Why are y'all coming in with bags?
06:35Because we said F-Gin.
06:37Let's go sit down and you can tell me everything that happened.
06:40Ugh.
06:43All right, what did June do?
06:45Do tell.
06:46June had a lot of crap to say at dinner, so I just had to call her out.
06:50I was over it.
06:51So did you really confront her?
06:53Yeah, about everything.
06:54Them not liking me, me not coming around, her saying that I'm controlling.
06:57Why would I want to come around?
06:59Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
07:00Not only did they get into an argument, I saw what she walked into going to get her wallet.
07:07The first thing I seen, June flops over.
07:09Yeah, her tits flop over with her.
07:11Oh my God.
07:12She was butt naked on top of Justin.
07:15What are you doing back here?
07:17You wasn't even back for hours.
07:19June.
07:20Oh God.
07:22I would have been able to get over seeing her butt naked, but then she just had to go in.
07:27She told her if she didn't like her, then she wouldn't let her stay in her house.
07:30And what did you say?
07:33Not a dang thing.
07:35Last night.
07:36Well, I felt like they were just, you know, getting their differences out.
07:39I didn't need to intrude at the moment.
07:42Come on now.
07:43You plan on spending the rest of your life laying down by June or Cheyenne?
07:47Mm.
07:48Not June.
07:49I will say, Jessie did finally take up for me this morning about it.
07:53What?
07:54She told her mama we didn't want nothing to do with her.
07:57Like nothing.
07:58It's done.
07:59Not going back.
08:00Not living there.
08:01Now you're stuck with us on your couch.
08:04What if I don't have to be stuck with y'all on my couch?
08:07What do you mean?
08:07What you mean?
08:08I've been thinking about it even before the fire.
08:10I was thinking, and me and Jackie, we've been talking, and so I'm moving out there.
08:17What?
08:18Finally.
08:19So we're getting married and she's moving in.
08:22So Jackie's my girlfriend.
08:24We've been together about 10 years now, and we've never lived together.
08:27And I'm thinking, what better time than now?
08:30The girls are getting married.
08:31They're going to be settling down.
08:33And Ma asked me when she left the house to me to keep it in the family so they can
08:38move
08:38into my house.
08:39It'll be theirs.
08:40And that's what an unselfish mom does, June.
08:43I didn't want to tell you anything because I didn't want to get your hopes up.
08:46But somebody would have to stay here.
08:49So what if I'll just give y'all my house?
08:52You're giving us this house?
08:54The house is y'all's.
08:59Our house is a family house.
09:01It's been in my family for years.
09:02But I mean, I really just don't think I want to go back there because of the whole arson
09:05thing.
09:06It just doesn't feel safe.
09:08I think we should really take Mama up on her offer.
09:10It's like the heavens are trying to speak to us.
09:12And your Mama's moving in with her partner, and then she's giving us her house.
09:15Like, come on now.
09:16It's all meant to be.
09:17I mean, Jesus knew we couldn't live with June for too long.
09:22Now it's getting the whole house spooky bean.
09:24Now, it's paid off.
09:26But the responsibilities are y'all's.
09:29Oh, I can handle them.
09:30I know you can.
09:31You always have.
09:32Anyway, what about wedding venues?
09:34I called four different ones.
09:36And two of them we could go visit today if y'all want to.
09:40I mean, I'm in.
09:42See, this is not about June now.
09:44Let it go.
09:45We're talking about venues.
09:46Let's get our mind off everything that's just happened.
09:48Right.
09:49And deal with our own wedding.
09:50Of course.
09:55Of course.
10:11You found me.
10:13Y'all ready for your daddy to come back from Auntie Lana's?
10:17You're going to go to daddy's house?
10:19Yeah.
10:19Darren and I talked about him and Josh sitting down face to face so that we can do this cordial
10:24co-parenting thing.
10:25But honestly, I don't feel like tonight's the night.
10:28Josh just dealt with that whole Alana situation.
10:31I want to know what happened with him and girly pop.
10:33I need the tea.
10:37Well, you take that up with him.
10:50Yeah.
10:58What's up, buddy?
11:02Oh, my gosh.
11:03I made it back.
11:10Did you have fun?
11:14Daddy.
11:15Um, can I talk to you outside for a second?
11:21Yeah, I guess so.
11:31Coming up on Mama Jean.
11:32We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
11:34We have another place to go.
11:35Oh, well, great.
11:36Well, let's go.
11:36Oh, hell no.
11:37Why is your mom here?
11:38Is she actively trying to ruin our lives?
11:40I wanted to introduce you to another sibling, I suppose.
11:43A little new cord.
11:45Girly pop.
11:46But I mean, that's okay.
11:46I mean, I could write a check.
11:48Couldn't possibly be because she wants to one-up me.
11:51I'm not going to let her do what she wants to do.
11:53At the wedding, there's going to be two mothers of the bride.
11:56So get the hell over it.
12:02Um, can I talk to you outside for a second?
12:09Yeah, I guess so.
12:23Can I help you?
12:26I'm just saying thank you for giving me a little push to go to Colorado.
12:32I had a great time, and it was well worth it.
12:38Yeah, you're welcome.
12:42So, fixed a lot of things.
12:45That's good.
12:46Perfect.
12:48Not Josh Eifert saying thank you.
12:52I mean, first he takes my advice and steps up for Lana,
12:55and then now he's saying thank you.
12:57I mean, hell must be freezing over.
13:01Well, all right.
13:03Uh, Sam, you want your kids back?
13:04Yes.
13:05That's the plan.
13:07I guess.
13:08Yeah, yeah.
13:09Like you're not sick of them.
13:10And I'm not.
13:11Okay.
13:13Gotcha.
13:14Elevator, you ready to go?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Bye, Jimmy.
13:17Bye, buddy.
13:19Have fun.
13:20Bye, mama.
13:20Bye, mama, boy.
13:21I love you.
13:22I'll see you on Sunday.
13:24I love the power.
13:26You need any help with the car seats or anything?
13:30I got them, bro.
13:35All right, y'all ready?
13:36Yeah.
13:37See y'all later.
13:39Bye, mama.
13:39Bye, lady.
13:41Bye, Ella.
13:43Daddy, how's Lana doing?
13:45She's doing great, pootie baby.
13:46You know, I don't like having to share space with you-know-who,
13:49but if it's for the kids, I'll keep it brief and polite as f***ing.
13:55Sit down.
13:57What do you want to talk about outside?
13:59You're just saying thank you.
14:01It was him and Lana having a good time,
14:03and they figured their f*** out,
14:05and he was just like,
14:06thank you for pushing me to go.
14:10Look, it's you.
14:11You're just a pusher.
14:14So what are we going to do?
14:15What, this week?
14:16Mm-hmm.
14:17Mm-hmm.
14:18Well, I'm going to do something fun this weekend.
14:20Yeah?
14:20What you thinking?
14:21I got a couple ideas.
14:23Yeah, I bet you do.
14:25I do.
14:26You always got something fierce for you.
14:28I also noticed Josh called you, bro.
14:31Bro?
14:32He said, I don't need no help, bro.
14:34Maybe we're getting somewhere.
14:36Baby steps.
14:37Thank God for you, huh?
14:40You're welcome.
14:50This looks nice, mama.
14:52I really like that balcony.
14:53That'd be some good pictures.
14:57Hey, how are you?
14:59Hi, I'm Betsy.
15:00Hey, I'm Jessie.
15:01Hi, Jessie.
15:03I'm Cheyenne.
15:03Hi, Cheyenne.
15:04So you're the bride?
15:05Yep.
15:06All right, come on in, and I'll show you around.
15:08All right.
15:12Look at the chandeliers.
15:14It's pretty.
15:15Look at the staircase.
15:17It's a good thing we're going to look at venues today
15:18to see how much everything's going to cost.
15:20And we've got to figure out, you know,
15:21how many people we want, maybe 30, 40 people.
15:25Our dream wedding would be, like, an old barn.
15:30It'd be, like, really nice out there.
15:32Like little hay bales out there.
15:33Nice.
15:34What are you thinking about with the food?
15:35Are you thinking, like, a buffet, finger food?
15:38Soul food.
15:39I mean, I feel like we can pull this off.
15:41But we have to stay in between $4,000 to $5,000 in the venue.
15:45That's going to be hard to find, but we can do it.
15:47So this space can seat up to $300,000.
15:50It's a typical reception space.
15:52If you wanted to have food trucks or any kind of snack truck,
15:56we even have funnel cake and ice cream trucks and all that, too.
15:59Oh.
16:01And then this is the bar area.
16:04There's actually three bars, one outside plus the two indoors.
16:07And do we supply all the drinks?
16:10Yeah.
16:10I think it's going to be a BYOB.
16:12Bring your own booze.
16:14And that is a selfie station and a photo booth backdrop there.
16:18We do have it in gold sequin and a greenery wall as well.
16:22Looks like your mom's been here.
16:25Here, here's our cowboy hat.
16:26Here.
16:27Jessie.
16:28Did you tell her it was y'all shower, not a birthday party?
16:31Yeah.
16:31I'm whipping now.
16:32That's the cowboy hat.
16:34Yeah, there's cowboy hats over there.
16:38Let's see where old Jessie could live.
16:42I know this bitch is not at a wedding venue without me.
16:47Hell no.
16:48I do have all of my kids' location.
16:51I mean, after Jessie and Cheyenne left this morning,
16:53I mean, yeah, I checked it because I wanted to see what they were doing
16:55at old Trina Wiena Biena.
16:57And lo and behold, I zoom in and see them at a wedding venue.
17:00Hello, I've been to that wedding venue many times,
17:03and I know exactly where it's at.
17:04And I will not be cut out of this process.
17:07No ma'am, no way, no how.
17:09Bang!
17:11Where the hell you at?
17:15Bang!
17:17We got to go.
17:18Why are you vacuuming the car?
17:20Hello?
17:22What?
17:23I'm fixing to have to go.
17:24Go where?
17:25To a wedding venue.
17:27A what?
17:28A wedding venue.
17:30Why do you need to go to a wedding venue?
17:31Because Jessica's there.
17:32How do you know Jessica's there?
17:34Because I got her location.
17:35I know where she's at, and I know that county like the back of my hand.
17:39I mean, they obviously don't want you there, Junebug.
17:42Well, I don't give a s***.
17:43I'm going.
17:45The girls just left the house this morning.
17:48I think we should just give everybody time to cool down.
17:51Let them go be.
17:52Let them be at the wedding venue by themselves.
17:54You want to be somewhere you're not wanted?
17:57Whether you're going to take me or I'm going to call my car service.
18:00I don't care which.
18:02I'm going to give you the location, so get the keys.
18:05I'll be ready in two seconds.
18:09Yeah, look at that.
18:10It's a little bridge.
18:12So that hexagon out there is a second ceremony space.
18:15Most people use this, but it's a really cool photo opportunity in front of that.
18:19I thought it would be pretty.
18:21It looks really nice.
18:23Could y'all see yourselves getting married here?
18:25I mean, this is going to be like memories forever.
18:28It's really good.
18:28It's really pretty out here.
18:29I could live out here.
18:32So what's the price?
18:34$94.50.
18:37That is a lot.
18:39I knew weddings were expensive, but not like this expensive.
18:42We're just looking, so I mean, yes, it might be expensive, but we're not going to worry about it right
18:47now,
18:47because you never know.
18:48We might find something way cheaper in the end, or worth the money.
18:52The perfect thing just came to me.
18:54We tell your mom the wedding's back there.
18:57And so when she goes back there, we're here.
19:00If June is not going to help with this wedding, then we'll just pull all our finances together and make
19:05something work.
19:05It's not cheap, but, you know, they're only going to get married once.
19:09And a real mom sacrifices for their kids.
19:12And June, she wouldn't know nothing about that.
19:15June would hate that.
19:16Oh, yeah, for sure.
19:18I would love it.
19:20I know where the location is.
19:21I mean, it's a wedding venue.
19:22I've seen a couple weddings, and they better have some wedding venue money.
19:26And they put me on some sparkly lip gloss so they can see me coming.
19:31Now, they're going to hear you coming, for sure.
19:33Baby, it's up in the lift.
19:37Jessica says she's done with me, but it's okay.
19:40I'm going to let her do what she do, but I'm not going to lose her to Cheyenne or Trina,
19:45because, I mean, hello, I am her blood, and she can't get rid of me like that.
19:55Look, where are they at?
19:56They're right here.
19:57We're less than 100 feet from them.
19:59Well, we're going to post up right out here then and have a seat and wait for somebody, I guess,
20:03figure out what we're going to do.
20:06I mean, they're around here somewhere.
20:07I mean, it does tell that she is one minute.
20:12Yeah, she's probably inside the building or on the other side of the building.
20:15Well, I mean, they've got to come back to the car, don't they?
20:17I guess so.
20:18So, we'll go baby.
20:19That's one way to do it.
20:20So, do you have any questions or concerns?
20:22Mm-mm.
20:23I think I'm good.
20:24I really do like it.
20:25Well, if you need anything, just let me know.
20:26I'm going to run on in to another appointment.
20:28All right.
20:29You're welcome.
20:30It seems a little pricey.
20:31It's a lot.
20:32I'll do everything I can to try to make it work.
20:35Because I'm giving y'all a house, so y'all don't have a house payment now.
20:39All right.
20:40Y'all ready to go see the other place?
20:42Yes.
20:42You might like it even more.
20:43I don't know.
20:44This one is nice.
20:45It's really nice.
20:46It's fancy.
20:47There might be a nicer one.
20:49That means a nicer price.
20:51Yep.
20:58Mama, what are you doing here?
21:05Coming up on Mama Jean.
21:07Tired of that guy.
21:08He did pull me to the side.
21:10I know the type of place Alana was in.
21:12She shut down.
21:13She avoided confrontation.
21:15I need you to hear me out on something, I guess.
21:17I just got a divorce, so I'm not really trying to put a ring back on my finger.
21:22One, the view is great up here.
21:23And for two, your mom can't come up here.
21:25Bitch, I can go with that.
21:26I just ain't going to pull up the down.
21:27Bitch, we can play some music up here.
21:28You wouldn't hear.
21:29I am not afraid of June.
21:37Mama, what are you doing here?
21:39It's called to your location.
21:42I knew you had to come back to the car.
21:49Why wouldn't I come look at it and see where y'all was going to get married at?
21:51I mean, this is big money wedding.
21:53Well, what you worried about, Ed?
21:54It ain't your money that's coming off of it.
21:56I know, but I mean, this is big, big money.
21:59Like, you're going to have to work a lot of over our time for this.
22:02Well, do what we got to do.
22:04Why is your mom here?
22:05Is she actively trying to ruin our lives?
22:07I mean, I don't want her here either.
22:09I mean, my guess is she wants to be involved, but I don't want her involved.
22:13I'm done with her.
22:15We just can't sit here and talk about this all day.
22:17We have another place to go.
22:18Oh, well, great.
22:19Well, let's go.
22:19Oh, hell no.
22:22We ain't going.
22:23We going.
22:23It's us.
22:25You going, you better bring your damn checkbook with you.
22:28You ain't going for nothing.
22:33Oh, my gosh.
22:35If I got to listen to June's big mouth here, then June better be bringing big money.
22:40Come on, June.
22:41Put your money where your mouth is.
22:43I mean, this is big money.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:45Let's go.
22:46Let's go.
22:46Come on.
22:48You better just keep up.
22:49Come on.
22:49Okay.
22:50She's turning her location off.
22:52Speed off really quick.
22:53I will.
22:54No worries.
22:54I know my mama, and telling her to go away is she's not going to do it.
22:58So, I mean, I know how to get under her skin.
23:01Watch out, Junebug.
23:03Bye.
23:09Let's go.
23:27Let's go.
23:33Hey, Curly Pop.
23:34What are you doing?
23:34Nothing.
23:35I'm just sitting in bed per usual.
23:38Yeah, I imagine that.
23:39I just wanted to call you and tell you that I really do appreciate you inviting Josh out
23:44here.
23:45We had a really good conversation, and I think it was good for both of us.
23:49I think he was kind of upset and, like, didn't realize he had cut off himself from you.
23:56I think it healed a little bit of both of us, and I think he just cut off the whole
24:04world, kind of, because he didn't know how to really react to it.
24:08So, like, did you say what you wanted to say, or did you just listen?
24:43No, I think we had a really good conversation.
24:44I don't know who to talk to you.
24:47And now she's really turned into, like, a version of an adult.
24:50She's standing her ground.
24:52She's doing the things that she believes in, and for me, that makes my mama heart happy.
24:59Did he pick the kids up okay?
25:00Like, how did that go?
25:02I mean, it was good.
25:03He did pull me to the side, and he was like, thank you.
25:07So, I mean, it was nice to be, like, listened to and heard to for once.
25:13Aw, that was pretty good, girl.
25:15I probably pained him to say that one.
25:18I know it is.
25:19Now it's time to make nice with Darren.
25:22Okay, well, I'm going to take a nap before my next class.
25:25These classes are getting exhausting.
25:28Listen, don't let me hold you up from taking your nap, because I'm telling you, when I get
25:31back home, I'm taking me a nap, too, girly pop.
25:34Well, call me later.
25:35Okay, TTYL.
25:38TTYL.
25:40Oh, need me a good nap.
26:17Are they still behind us?
26:19Like, she don't care.
26:20Well, also, she just wants to be like, I came in and saved the day.
26:25And being that it didn't work out with y'all staying over there, and y'all are with me,
26:29she's going to do her best to try to top that.
26:33That's what she always tries to do.
26:34She always tries to be the next big thing.
26:36Well, that was always before she met me.
26:40I'm not going to let her do what she wants to do.
26:42I've never experienced one of June's pop-ups before, but that's not how I roll.
26:48I'm more of a pop-off lady, and I'm not afraid of June.
26:53I'm trying to let Jessie deal with her mom.
26:55I really am, but I can only take so much.
26:57And when it comes to hurting my child, no, I'm not.
27:02It's just ridiculous.
27:05Ridiculous.
27:06They took a left right up here.
27:09This is just unnecessary stress.
27:12How is it unnecessary stress whenever you're asking about...
27:16Just saying, if somebody told me they didn't want me a part of something,
27:19I damn sure wouldn't be a part of it.
27:22I mean, just like Trina, I mean, you know, she's like,
27:25oh, that's my daughter, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
27:27Well, Jessica's my daughter, so that's my business, too.
27:31Okay, I agree it is a little up, the way that they're acting,
27:35but chasing your daughter around, stressing yourself out,
27:39you gotta do things that are productive, not...
27:42This is productive.
27:44Justin's acts like there's nothing productive about tracking Jessica, Trina, and Cheyenne,
27:50but for me, it's very productive because I make Trina's life a living hell.
27:56And this might be the most productive thing that I have done all week.
27:59Well, maybe all month.
28:01I mean, at this next location, look, we're just gonna go in there,
28:05we're gonna listen, we're just gonna let them do their thing,
28:08you know what I'm saying?
28:08Like, if people want us to be included, they'll include us.
28:12I mean, I'm gonna listen, I'm gonna look around,
28:15I'm gonna give my opinions.
28:17Now, this is driving you insane and stressing you out.
28:21It's up on the lift.
28:22I mean, you already know that these pop-ups is not my forte.
28:26You're turning right here.
28:27I'm trying to keep you under, not making a bigger scene
28:31than what you're already probably gonna make.
28:36Coming up on Mama Jean.
28:37I wanted to introduce you to another sibling.
28:41But I mean, that's okay, I mean, I can write a check.
28:44What?
28:45I don't think anybody believes a word
28:46that comes out of her mouth anymore.
28:55I mean, Trina, she's like, they're being Speedy Gonzales.
28:59Let me check her.
29:01Trina, you're going too fast.
29:02Don't you think you're going past the speed limit?
29:04And she be telling Jessica and them all the time.
29:08I mean, you gotta drive a little bit faster.
29:09She could be driving Grandpa's speed today.
29:13Well, for somebody that don't want anything to do with the wedding,
29:17your mama's gone way out of her way.
29:19She done traveled this far
29:21to follow us around to different venues.
29:24She ought to move on.
29:25I mean, Jessie's over them controlling her.
29:28She's got her own life now.
29:30Sometimes she's just extra.
29:31I want her there for you.
29:33But when we want her there, she doesn't want to show up.
29:35But now that we don't want her to, no, she's all in.
29:38And no, we're done.
29:39I'm done.
29:40I'm over it.
29:41Well, I didn't think she was going to pop up on my location.
29:44Well, she's going to keep on.
29:45She's going to get her feelings hurt.
29:56Let's go.
29:57They're already here.
29:58Will you just calm down?
30:00So, Trina, no matter how hard you try, you will never be Jessica's biological mother.
30:08She came out of my tum-tum.
30:09And at the wedding, there's going to be two mothers of the bride.
30:13Myself for Jessica and you for Cheyenne.
30:16So get the hell over it.
30:18You better hurry before she pulls in.
30:19Literally.
30:25Hi.
30:26Hi.
30:27Hi.
30:28Welcome to Laquita State.
30:29I'm Alina.
30:30I'm Jesse.
30:31Jesse.
30:32Trina.
30:32Trina.
30:33I'm Shaina.
30:33Hi, guys.
30:34I mean, what y'all doing?
30:35Y'all need to wait a minute.
30:36I have something for you guys while we get started.
30:38Can we get them inside?
30:40Get away from them.
30:41This is what you want to be a part of?
30:44Yeah.
30:46Welcome to the farmhouse.
30:48As we enter, we'll be in our sunroom.
30:51Junebug is not catching the hint that she's not wanting her.
30:55Well, if you just ignore her and you don't show her anything, she won't get the hint after a while.
31:00Probably not because of June, but still.
31:02We can try.
31:03And then we can make our way up into the living room.
31:06Ooh.
31:07Here we have a pool table for you guys.
31:10Do we have more company?
31:11No.
31:12No?
31:13She, we don't even know who she is.
31:15Okay, whatever.
31:15I'm your mother.
31:17All right.
31:18As I was saying, this is our 2.0 groomsmen suite.
31:22Here we have our pool table for the guys.
31:23Well, we don't have a dream.
31:24We have a bride and a bride.
31:26We have two brides.
31:29Okay.
31:30We're not supposed to be here.
31:31Usually, this is where all the fun stuff happens.
31:34I have makeup here.
31:35I mean, how long do you get the venue?
31:36Do you get the venue all week?
31:37We actually have a bridal suite with full of mirrors, full of plenty of space, natural sunlight as well.
31:43I mean, what are those papers that they got?
31:44For paying customers that you're not?
31:48I mean, I told Jessica and Cheyenne that I wasn't paying for all this wedding.
31:52And now that little Trina being a wiener has that little paper that tells her about the venue and her
31:56little paws,
31:57she thinks that she's going to take over.
31:59That ain't happening.
32:01No, no, baby girl.
32:02That ain't how it works.
32:04If you want to, you can just ignore her.
32:06Yeah.
32:07Okay.
32:08Whatever works for you guys.
32:09And where's your deposit at?
32:11Just keep going.
32:12Mine and your business.
32:15June, why are you here?
32:16Because I'm your mother.
32:18That's a hell of a day to start acting like it, June.
32:20Okay.
32:20Well, I mean, I'm here.
32:21Well, everybody's super excited.
32:23Can you tell?
32:24I am.
32:28Ooh, there's stairs.
32:30So is there an elevator here?
32:32No, but there's a handicapped bathroom for you.
32:34Bitch, I don't have a handicapped bathroom.
32:36Can we go upstairs first?
32:37Yeah, let's go ahead and show you guys upstairs.
32:39Bye, June.
32:39Well, staircases do lead to the same area.
32:42You want to go upstairs?
32:43No, thank you.
32:44Y'all tell you what's up there.
32:45Oh, what the heck?
32:46Nothing for you.
32:47I mean, y'all already know I cannot see,
32:50so, you know, I'm not going to them damn steps.
32:52But everything that goes up must come down,
32:55and I'll be right here at the bottom of these steps
32:56waiting for them to come down.
32:58June better stay quiet down there,
33:00because after what I heard she said about Cheyenne last night.
33:03My mama is all that I have.
33:06At some point, your strings need to be cut.
33:11She'd best stay clear of me.
33:12This is usually where we would have our cocktail hour.
33:15Some couples like to put up a photo booth.
33:17So what's all up there, y'all?
33:19You wouldn't like it, June.
33:20You wouldn't like it.
33:22I mean, how does she know what I like?
33:24Up to 50 people, because it is a supported loft.
33:27And then if you guys want to go ahead and look over,
33:29this is our view.
33:30Downstairs, we do have it set up for 120 guests.
33:35I mean, you have to think,
33:36y'all are looking at these places,
33:37that it is just the shell.
33:39It does not include the food.
33:40It does not include the drinks.
33:42Trina, she really doesn't know anything.
33:44I mean, I was the last person to get married,
33:47so I know all the questions I ask.
33:48Make sure the venue's right,
33:49make sure the catering's right,
33:51make sure the vendors are right,
33:52which you can and cannot do.
33:54I'm trying to make sure
33:56they have their duckies in a row.
33:58Quack, quack, you know what I'm saying?
34:00Why do you care if you're not helping people?
34:01It does not include that.
34:02I'm just telling you that a...
34:04Why do you care if you're...
34:05Stop, don't engage her.
34:06Just stop.
34:07For one, the view is great up here.
34:09And for two, your mom can't come up here.
34:10Bitch, I can go with that.
34:12It ain't gonna come up and down.
34:13Bitch, we can play some music up here.
34:15You wouldn't hear.
34:18I have never heard my mom cuss like that
34:20at anyone my whole life.
34:22Jean brings out the worst of people sometimes.
34:24I warned everybody.
34:26I told them,
34:27Jean just gets under my skin.
34:29And of course, there it went.
34:30B-word slung right out my mouth.
34:32Well, I mean, look at Miss Perfect.
34:35You know, churchy girl, never cussing.
34:37Take off your halo a minute, Trina,
34:40because you cussed.
34:41I am not engaging your mother anymore.
34:45I'm over it.
34:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
34:51I wanted to introduce you to another sibling.
34:53A newborn.
34:54Really, Bob.
34:55My thing is, is I just want y'all to be able to know
34:57what y'all are getting for your money.
34:58You don't have to say you're gonna help
35:00when my daughter's not good enough for you.
35:02But, I mean, that's okay.
35:03I mean, I can ride a chick.
35:21Hello, welcome in.
35:22Hey, hey.
35:26Let me try the elephant ears.
35:27You want it in a cup?
35:29Okay.
35:32There you go.
35:34Thank you, love.
35:37Oh, mamas.
35:50Howdy doodly.
35:52Hi.
35:53Look who's calling me now.
35:55I was doing the 5-Holy thing and checking in
35:57like I told you I was gonna do.
35:59I went a long time without talking to Alana
36:01because of the divorce and everything.
36:04And being there for her for so long
36:06and then not talking to her for so long
36:08will put a damper on a relationship for sure.
36:10And so I ensured her that as soon as I got home,
36:13I would do the right thing and call her
36:14just to be able to stay in contact.
36:16And I'm super excited to introduce her to Sadie.
36:19Where are you at?
36:21Ice cream spot.
36:25I wanted to introduce you
36:27to another sibling, I suppose.
36:30Little newborn.
36:31Yeah.
36:32Look at her.
36:33Let me see her.
36:34Her sleeping.
36:37Little Sadie Mae.
36:40I guess I'm sure I'll meet you another time.
36:43I suppose she doesn't want to get up,
36:45sweet little baby.
36:47Her sleeping.
36:49Josh just left Colorado,
36:50but he's already calling me.
36:52So that means he's definitely keeping up
36:54his end of the bargain.
36:55And he even let me meet Sadie over FaceTime.
36:57And she's just so cute.
36:59I can't wait to like get my hands on her in person.
37:02I can't wait to hold her.
37:04Well, how was it when you come and got the kids
37:06for pumpkin with like her and Darren
37:08also being there?
37:11It's fine.
37:26I appreciate that Alana wants, you know,
37:28me to blend my family in with her family.
37:31But, I mean, I can barely get myself
37:33to make small talk with pumpkin
37:34and that dude she's with.
37:35So that's about it for right now.
37:39Oh, would you look who's awake?
37:41Look, oh, she's taking a poopy.
37:43It's great.
37:46Hey, girly pop.
37:48You have some blue eyes.
37:52Oh, she's taking a poop for Daddy the King.
37:55It's going to be great.
37:58I need you to take a big blowout for Daddy.
38:06All righty.
38:07Love you.
38:08Just wanted to check in.
38:10Okay, bye-bye.
38:11Bye-bye.
38:18We have DIY packages
38:20and all-inclusive packages.
38:23I don't understand why Trina doesn't want me involved.
38:25Like, I've been to a few weddings.
38:27I mean, hello.
38:28I was involved in playing Pokemon's wedding.
38:30Like, just attend the wedding and stay out of it.
38:34I just want them to be aware
38:35of what they're getting for the price.
38:38Just a shell, like, no food.
38:41You have to pay for every little thing.
38:43What about the cake?
38:44What about this?
38:45What about that?
38:46Like, they want a big bougie wedding.
38:49You can have that.
38:50If I talk to some people,
38:52I could possibly get this stuff
38:54for, like, a trade-off.
38:57Like, I understand, like,
38:58Pumpkin and Jessica don't like when we do that,
39:00but at the end of the day,
39:01if you're wanting something nice,
39:02then you have to sometimes do trade-offs.
39:05I used to be the coupon queen,
39:07and now I'm kind of like the dealmaker.
39:09I mean, you know,
39:09Mama June holds weight
39:11whether you watch this or you don't,
39:13and I had to do that.
39:14I had to name drop a few times
39:15during my own wedding.
39:16Get that free stuff.
39:18So it's best that they just keep me around for this.
39:21I mean, right now,
39:22this just seems like
39:23they don't want you involved at all.
39:26Oh.
39:28Oh, well.
39:35Oh, no.
39:36Oh,
39:38oh!
39:39Tell you what,
39:40y'all ain't like y'all worse than me
39:41trying to get down the steps.
39:43June.
39:43Oh.
39:45So my question is to you,
39:47how many tables do you get?
39:49As many as you need.
39:50We usually, if you need more,
39:52we'll go out and buy it on our own.
39:53Is this door out here?
39:54Go out here to where the main area is at.
39:56Come on, let's go.
39:57Yes, this door leads out to the back
39:59where most of our weddings happen.
40:02All right.
40:03Welcome outside.
40:04Hey.
40:05All right.
40:05If we face our attention forward,
40:07this is our 170-year-old pecan tree.
40:10That tree's 170 years old?
40:11Yes, 170.
40:13About as old as you, Trina.
40:14Hey.
40:16Throw punches at me,
40:17not my mom.
40:18Lord have mercy.
40:19Can we just stand out here
40:20and look around and talk a little bit?
40:21Of course.
40:22I'll see you guys.
40:23All right, thank you.
40:23Of course, thank you guys.
40:24My thing is,
40:25is I just want y'all to be able to know
40:27what y'all are getting for your money
40:28and not be out of money.
40:29So concerning.
40:31I'm just saying,
40:32I just want them to get what they want.
40:33Well, I'm just saying,
40:33thank you for your help,
40:34but we're good.
40:34I'm not saying anything.
40:35You don't have to say you're going to help
40:37when my daughter's not good enough for you.
40:40No.
40:41Yes.
40:42I did tell her that there was
40:44major red flags when they first met.
40:46Okay, so the point of the matter is,
40:48Junebug, you weren't supposed to be here
40:49in the first place
40:50and now you're asking all these questions.
40:51I'm asking the right questions for y'all
40:53so y'all don't go over budget.
40:54You weren't supposed to be here.
40:56It doesn't matter to you.
40:57It's not your budget.
40:59I mean, y'all are sleeping on Trina's couch
41:01and saving money.
41:01Okay, hold up.
41:02Let me stop you right there.
41:03We're technically sleeping on the couch right now,
41:04but she's giving us the house.
41:08The whole house,
41:09not just the couch.
41:12I mean, okay, so I mean,
41:13ooh, Trina's giving you a house.
41:15I mean,
41:17but I mean, that's okay.
41:18I mean, I can write a check.
41:20What?
41:21Huh?
41:23You're gonna...
41:23You're gonna write a check for our wedding?
41:25You heard me.
41:29I never said that I wasn't going to help.
41:31You did.
41:32You assumed that I wasn't going to help.
41:37I mean, am I crazy?
41:38Mama literally told us
41:39she was not gonna help pay for this wedding.
41:41We were wondering
41:42if you could help out with the wedding.
41:44No.
41:45The bank of Mama June is closed.
41:49I don't think anybody believes a word
41:51that comes out of her mouth anymore.
41:52All you said you were helping on
41:54was the free stuff you could get off TikTok.
41:56You can't get a venue for free.
42:00So you're gonna help.
42:01With me, Justin, Mama, Jessie, you,
42:04are you gonna help?
42:05I mean, you know, like,
42:06you gotta be able to do it.
42:08Yes or no?
42:09Yes or no?
42:09Are you willing to help?
42:12I am, buddy,
42:13but it's got to be...
42:14No, there's no but.
42:15If you're not willing to say yes,
42:16I will help.
42:17Please turn around
42:18and go back through them double doors.
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