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New Ace The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07And we had a fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:24I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion.
00:02:47You'll go broke.
00:03:05Nice shot.
00:03:06Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:24There you go.
00:03:26Now I'm paying you.
00:03:27Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:51This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:10Let me handle it.
00:04:14See?
00:04:15Even the help knows its place.
00:04:17You've got to trash.
00:04:17You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:38Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:04:52Don't touch me!
00:04:53Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:02I could have done better.
00:05:03I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:20I'm sorry.
00:05:21I don't play golf.
00:05:24I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you.
00:05:29Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:48Hey, Bobby.
00:05:49Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:51You know, making a comeback.
00:05:54I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:55I already told you my answer.
00:05:57I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:08Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:10I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:14You need to come to the school now.
00:06:25What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:31Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:42Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:47What a small world.
00:06:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:53That's enough.
00:06:54Settle down, girls.
00:06:56Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for Gifted Young Children.
00:07:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But-
00:07:07But you're too poor.
00:07:09Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:11Guess what?
00:07:12Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:19So just go ahead.
00:07:21Give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:24Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:30I don't need it.
00:07:32I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:35I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:38But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:42This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:48And you let it happen.
00:07:50Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:53Then you suspend her.
00:07:56I-
00:07:56Hey.
00:08:07Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:09There is 10k.
00:08:11Forget about art school.
00:08:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:19It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel.
00:08:29Get your stuff.
00:08:30Let's go.
00:08:32See?
00:08:33I told you so.
00:08:35Wait.
00:08:35Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:43I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:57I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:59I'll be a good kid.
00:09:00I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:03No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:06And don't worry.
00:09:07Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:18And now my daughter needs him.
00:09:20It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:38Gabriel.
00:09:39Get my clubs.
00:09:41I'm back.
00:09:48fan saling H ahh.
00:10:02Let the heroes stop by recording man.
00:10:03This wascel city like that.
00:10:03Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:05Woo!
00:10:05I'm going to destroy those guys over at Goldenhills Golf Club.
00:10:12Jake you're our best shot with you we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:10:16who's boss and they've been trying to buy us out for years now if it wasn't for their new Grand
00:10:20Slam champ Kane I would have Jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat Kane it's a shame the
00:10:26legendary golfer Lyon retired at the peak of his career he was still here Kane wouldn't be getting
00:10:32away with any of this are we still daydreaming about Lyon again didn't you want to marry him too
00:10:39what shut up two yards what what do you mean two yards his grip's weak ball's gonna fade two yards
00:10:56to the right shut it up dude you're just a homeless loser that Mia took in why don't you quit
00:11:02playing
00:11:02coach and get back to your real job I mean look have you ever even held a golf club ignore
00:11:07him okay
00:11:07Jake's always been a straight shooter he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy you guys really
00:11:14don't see this I guess that makes sense this game takes years of practice to understand well tell me
00:11:23what do you see
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't he could get injured
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer he just got his PGA tour card this year what what do you know
00:11:43how about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something you're sneaking up the place with your
00:11:47bullshit hey it's free advice take it or leave it but we can't even think about qualifiers because
00:11:58soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact
00:12:24Jake what's wrong with your wrist nothing what's up with you guys so distracted I hooked it right
00:12:30yeah mr. know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit come on man Jake you keep
00:12:40putting pressure on this wrist you're gonna hurt yourself man let go there's a useless groundskeeper
00:12:46you know valuable my hand is Bobby's prediction was down to the inch I was right he's more talented
00:12:53than he seems Jake our golf club depends on you please get your wrist checked it'll just take a moment
00:12:59oh Mia you're not actually listening to this guy right this guy's a rookie
00:13:02or he could be a freaking spy from the golden hills I bet he's here to throw Jake off right
00:13:07before calls
00:13:08no no I believe him and he makes a good point
00:13:13he's more than just a groundskeeper
00:13:17seriously he's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:21yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself a guy who's never swung a golf club
00:13:24I've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:40who's this asshole
00:13:41Tyler Carter younger brother of Kane Carter you know
00:13:45most recent world champion and he's paired up with Jake next week
00:13:53it's all in the race baby
00:13:59ready
00:14:04it's always here to start shit
00:14:05yeah
00:14:06got it
00:14:06oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:14:12look who it is
00:14:16your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt
00:14:18why don't you turn it into a strip club maybe you'll finally break even
00:14:23you're not welcome here
00:14:25leave
00:14:27oh
00:14:28is this your little wimp of a brother
00:14:30is that the best August you've got nowadays
00:14:32you watch your fucking mouth how about that
00:14:36Mia dreaming of trophies
00:14:38when your best bet's this useless amateur
00:14:41god
00:14:42it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:46look
00:14:47we both know you're not gonna win
00:14:49it's just not possible
00:14:51let me throw you a lifeline
00:14:53you sign over August to me
00:14:54and I'll give you a fat payout
00:14:58we can all go home happy
00:15:00all you gotta do is sign the deal
00:15:02it's all yours baby
00:15:05never
00:15:08August golf club is my mother's life's work
00:15:10my brother and I will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:13okay
00:15:14option two
00:15:16you put this on
00:15:19you show me a good time tonight
00:15:20I'll cut you a good deal
00:15:22fuck you man
00:15:23fuck you
00:15:25you and me let's go at it
00:15:26sudden death match
00:15:28lose your backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:32so the puppy's not a wimp
00:15:36he's an idiot
00:15:38fine
00:15:38but you better not be all bark
00:15:41you better have some bite to you boy
00:15:51look you're going to lose Jake
00:15:53fuck off man
00:15:54stop acting like you're hot shit
00:15:56you need to go mow the lawn or something
00:15:57he's provoked you okay
00:15:58you're too emotional now
00:16:00and you haven't fixed your swing yet
00:16:01you won't win
00:16:02shut up
00:16:03you are a useless groundskeeper
00:16:05you don't tell me what to do
00:16:09looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:22you see that
00:16:25302 yards
00:16:26mid fairway
00:16:27man you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:31show em Jake
00:16:34that stance
00:16:35it's too low
00:16:37that ball is going off course
00:16:39what did you just say
00:16:41I said his ball is going in the rough
00:16:42will you quit the yapping
00:16:44you got a lot of nerve coming in here
00:16:45acting like you're a professional or something
00:16:47I'm the one swinging here okay
00:16:49don't backseat it
00:17:00hopeless
00:17:01what an idiot
00:17:02oh my gosh
00:17:06213 in the rough
00:17:08oh my god
00:17:09my granny could swing harder than that dude
00:17:27if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win
00:17:31time for a little help
00:17:35what gramps the fuck you doing with that rock
00:17:37you better not mess with Jake
00:17:39this is serious
00:17:40okay guys whatever he has planned
00:17:41I believe him okay
00:17:58holy shit
00:18:01let's go
00:18:02that stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing
00:18:04nah that must have been a coincidence
00:18:06a rock can't change the club angle
00:18:08yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:10Jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:12don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:15remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:27guys
00:18:28Jake's ahead
00:18:29with that perfect line
00:18:30we might just win this thing
00:18:31come on Jake
00:18:32you gotta pull through
00:18:38thanks doll
00:18:44ready or not
00:18:47here I come
00:18:48oh
00:18:48hey
00:18:49shit
00:18:52should have been looking out kiddo
00:18:55he was standing right here
00:18:57you knew that
00:18:58you did that on purpose
00:18:59it's against the rules
00:19:01thought we were playing a friendly match
00:19:03doing this casual
00:19:04there's no need for rules
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson bud
00:19:07there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:10wherever the golden hill club says
00:19:12goes
00:19:16a torn ligament
00:19:18must have been strained for a long time
00:19:21everything bobby said came true
00:19:23who is he really
00:19:26okay you can't play like this
00:19:27I'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:28no
00:19:29I can't keep going
00:19:30I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:39I'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:44it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:47if I find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:49I might let you keep your club
00:19:50what the fuck did you say
00:19:52watch this bitch
00:19:57is that the best you got
00:20:00I'll show you what it's like
00:20:01to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:12Jake's already three strokes in
00:20:14he needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:15but his wrist
00:20:16will you stop
00:20:18as long as I can swing
00:20:19I'm not giving up
00:20:20no Jake
00:20:21you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:26you're still powering through
00:20:28why don't I help you with that
00:20:33that's enough
00:20:39I'll take it from here
00:20:43will you back off
00:20:44this is a gentleman's sport
00:20:46go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:48Jake that's enough
00:20:50step down
00:20:50if you keep playing
00:20:52you might never play again
00:20:53let bobby take over
00:20:57are you serious right now Mia
00:21:00you're gonna send your little gardener
00:21:01after me
00:21:03why
00:21:04are you afraid you're going to lose
00:21:06to the gardener
00:21:09you got some balls
00:21:10I bet that's the most expensive thing
00:21:12you've ever held in your life
00:21:14you better not let it get to your head
00:21:20this is my last chance to repay Mia
00:21:22for helping my daughter and I
00:21:31this is the most prestigious golf club in America
00:21:35and you think we'd hire some homeless loser
00:21:39just look at yourself
00:21:40covered in filth
00:21:42carrying around a burden
00:21:44you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:49excuse me sir
00:21:52don't mind him
00:21:53he's an asshole
00:21:55I'm Mia
00:21:56I'd love for you to come over
00:21:57and work at August Golf Club with me
00:21:59and if there's anything I can do for you
00:22:01and your daughter
00:22:02I'd be happy to help
00:22:22is that your wife
00:22:23you should have brought her with you
00:22:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:28a stupid broke gardener like you
00:22:31thinks he can make the hole
00:22:32the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:37that's the last time you disrespect my wife
00:22:40before I break your kneecaps
00:22:41and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave
00:22:43I'm begging
00:22:43the only one begging is going to be you pal
00:22:46remember
00:22:47you got a lot on the line
00:22:48you lose this
00:22:49you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:52and
00:22:52losers got to get on their knees
00:22:54and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:22:58deal
00:23:00you better keep your word
00:23:14this guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:16is he trying to let Tyler win
00:23:18we're screwed
00:23:19I'm a clue this groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for August
00:23:22you got wind speed
00:23:23five miles an hour
00:23:26humidity
00:23:27sixty percent
00:23:29good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:39please clear the water
00:23:41forget about the hole
00:23:42you won't even make it over the water
00:23:44I win
00:23:58what the fuck
00:24:00what the fuck
00:24:04is he about to perform a miracle
00:24:05there's no way
00:24:06it's a trick shot
00:24:07you can't control where it lands
00:24:14what the water
00:24:15like skipped it in the hole
00:24:17but how
00:24:18it's a miracle
00:24:19am I dreaming
00:24:20did we actually beat the gold hills bastards
00:24:23this is impossible
00:24:25there's no way I lost to an amateur
00:24:27a gardener
00:24:28impossible
00:24:30that sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:32no
00:24:33only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:35even Kane
00:24:37only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:46is he
00:24:47master golfer would never join the ranks of August
00:24:49who are you
00:24:54who are you
00:24:55me
00:24:56I'm a nobody
00:24:57I'm a gardener
00:24:58who just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:00I want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:04yes
00:25:04of course
00:25:05you just saved August Golf Club
00:25:07we of course will welcome you
00:25:08Mia
00:25:09this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills
00:25:12can't leave it with this guy
00:25:13Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:16I mean Mia please
00:25:16we should reconsider
00:25:17was this shot just not proof of his skill
00:25:20I mean
00:25:20how do we even know if he was blindfolded
00:25:22if he was really that talented
00:25:24why would he be slumming at August Golf Club
00:25:26all the things he could be doing
00:25:27yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier
00:25:30we'd be laughed out
00:25:31okay silence all of you
00:25:34I believe in Bobby
00:25:36and he's our only hope now
00:25:38hey Bobby
00:25:38I got cash
00:25:40hot babes
00:25:42you come over to Gold Hill Golf Club
00:25:45look at anything you could ever want
00:25:47I can't pay you cash
00:25:49or an advancement
00:25:50but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club
00:25:54if you'll still have us
00:25:55I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt dude
00:25:58every check you get's gonna bounce
00:26:00come on
00:26:01don't be stupid
00:26:02just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:08tuition
00:26:1070k a year
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn
00:26:20I don't need much in life
00:26:27I'll represent August
00:26:28in the qualifications next week
00:26:30my heart's racing
00:26:32what's going on
00:26:33you old bastard
00:26:36you're gonna regret this
00:26:38hey
00:26:39aren't you forgetting something
00:26:41what are you talking about
00:26:42our bets
00:26:43you're forfeiting right
00:26:45my brother
00:26:45Kane Carter
00:26:46he's the grand champ
00:26:48your little amateur ass
00:26:50are you sure you want this
00:26:51it doesn't matter who it is
00:26:53a bets
00:26:54a bet's a bet
00:27:00you bastard
00:27:01you're gonna regret this
00:27:03men honor their words
00:27:05dogs run with their tails
00:27:07up between their legs
00:27:09what are you little boy
00:27:10you motherfucker
00:27:12mark my words
00:27:13you motherfuckers
00:27:14are gonna regret this
00:27:15come on girls
00:27:26you lost
00:27:27to a ground speaker
00:27:29a loser who picks up balls
00:27:32it was a fluke
00:27:33if you just give me another chance
00:27:35I'll do
00:27:37useless
00:27:37the Golden Hill Club
00:27:39does not tolerate
00:27:40excuses from losers
00:27:41you better not film me again
00:27:42in the qualification match
00:27:53I don't know
00:27:54the golf's always been
00:27:55in my family
00:27:56but
00:27:58it wasn't until
00:27:59the legendary lion
00:27:59that I really took notice
00:28:02I can't believe
00:28:02he's been retired
00:28:03for six years already
00:28:05you still think about him
00:28:11I don't know
00:28:13do you want me to still think about him
00:28:31come on
00:28:33come on where
00:28:34we're leaving
00:28:38you're drunk
00:28:40I'm taking you home
00:28:41party pooper
00:28:45such a gentleman
00:28:49I'm so thirsty
00:28:51I'll get you some water
00:28:52thank you
00:29:11so we'll get beni
00:29:13I don't want to脕
00:29:16to my wife
00:29:16the ees
00:29:18me
00:29:18me
00:29:18I don't like my family
00:29:22I don't like you
00:29:34Mia you're drunk
00:29:37Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:16I had a little bun last night
00:30:22I had fun too, a lot of fun
00:30:29Good afternoon, my name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA
00:30:36On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:4850 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:30:54But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special
00:31:00This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank
00:31:07Now, who's up first?
00:31:12Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:15I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going
00:31:23Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:26Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:27Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:29You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:31Be my guest
00:31:32Okay
00:31:33We'll let you make up a piece of paper measure of library
00:31:52Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:31:53Absolutely we are
00:31:54It's done enough wasting my time
00:31:57By the way, only reason I let you two go first
00:32:01So that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are
00:32:09This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:12What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:15You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:16Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:20Okay
00:32:21Okay
00:32:22Okay
00:32:22Sit back
00:32:24You'll see my rank
00:32:25Hey, get this
00:32:27I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:01He's 15
00:33:02Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:05Pretty much
00:33:06Don't cry though
00:33:07It's okay
00:33:08You may lose me
00:33:09But all of you are better than him
00:33:14You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:16The best you got is dead last
00:33:17You know what, Tyler? Shut up
00:33:18August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:21Yes
00:33:21Mark my words
00:33:22Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:24He's ranked 15th
00:33:26He's a nobody
00:33:28Wow
00:33:29That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:35Gardner?
00:33:36The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:40Yeah, she sure did
00:33:40I think he should be disqualified
00:33:42All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:49Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:51The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:33:54That's cute
00:33:54August golf course owner crashed the press conference but threw a tantrum
00:33:58Yes, she did
00:33:59Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:01Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:18Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:24I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:29What do you think you're doing?
00:34:30Ice here kid
00:34:31You're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:40This is my rating
00:34:59Six years ago you retired
00:35:01Vanished without a trace
00:35:04Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:10Talented golfers
00:35:11Right come and gone
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:16He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:22We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:24The all time number one
00:35:30I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:32To celebrate your comeback
00:35:35I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:38Take these, let's go
00:35:41I'm a champ
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:50Only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:35:54That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:57No, that can't be right
00:35:59Well, there you have it folks
00:36:01Cold hard facts
00:36:02I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:36:06And no bias
00:36:11Quickly to the press conference
00:36:13And bring the trophies
00:36:14All of them
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:24Wait, there's an explanation for this
00:36:26He's not a pro golfer
00:36:27So he's probably not even registered
00:36:29Yeah, that explains it
00:36:30How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top ten player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:36And you lost to me
00:36:38What does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:42You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now
00:36:49I might let you go
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:52Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:36:54I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:58Go, boys
00:37:00You're gonna regret that
00:37:01Get ready, folks
00:37:02This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top ten
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:25How?
00:37:26Could it be?
00:37:29No, that can't be right
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:34He's got a point
00:37:34Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38No way
00:37:38Thank goodness
00:37:39You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:42You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:44You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:46This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here
00:37:51That's not up to you
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association
00:37:59There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:02Tyler, should I throw out the riff-raff?
00:38:05I knew you making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:12You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:17I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:22I think we should get them out of here
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:27Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:34I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:38:36You bastards
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:41Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:48Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:51Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am
00:38:53You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here
00:39:00I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:02Make sure they're gone, I don't want them crawling back
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:11This is my turn!
00:39:18Hands off!
00:39:22That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion
00:39:26No one's ever seen it
00:39:27Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:34They're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:37Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:40I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:43That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:48Not Golden Hills
00:39:50Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference
00:39:53I'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:56The trash?
00:40:00How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:07You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:09Oh my goodness
00:40:11Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:15He is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:18Mr. Hale
00:40:20Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system
00:40:22He's not even in the rankings
00:40:24He's a nobody
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:26So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him
00:40:34That's impossible
00:40:35He's done the impossible
00:40:37Time and time again
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone
00:40:43He is the legendary golfer
00:40:51The legendary golfer
00:40:53Sir!
00:40:55I need to talk to you
00:40:57In private
00:41:00What is he hiding from me?
00:41:05Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:09Eleanor's still young
00:41:11And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:14I am so sorry, Claire, I wasn't there for you
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side
00:41:23I promise
00:41:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:31I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:33I understand, I can keep your secret
00:41:37Thanks
00:41:39Here we go
00:41:45After a thorough review
00:41:47We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:53Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:56All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:01And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:06Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:14What?
00:42:15I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:17We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:20And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:22I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:25And the host of the US Open
00:42:28I do have that right
00:42:30You old bastard
00:42:31You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody
00:42:35Enough!
00:42:37You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:43You have no authority here
00:42:47Take them out of here
00:42:48You can't do this
00:42:50You can't do this
00:42:50You reckless bastard!
00:42:52As for you
00:42:55The Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog
00:43:01You're fired
00:43:02You can't fire me
00:43:03I am the vice president
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me you bastard!
00:43:11I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI Neurochip implant
00:43:17Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:22Just watch out
00:43:23I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:25I chose to come back
00:43:27I'm ready for anything
00:43:29Come what may
00:43:43Alright
00:43:44You can open your eyes
00:43:47Why
00:43:49You need not
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:56I don't know
00:43:57But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy
00:44:06Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:09It's just like my drawing
00:44:11Yep, it's all yours sweetie
00:44:16Oh, I can't forget this
00:44:24Perfect
00:44:26My princess
00:44:28May I have the first dance?
00:44:30Yes
00:44:51Mirror, mirror, mirror
00:44:52On the wall
00:44:53Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:56Why, it's you!
00:44:58My pretty little princess, Eleanor
00:45:00Wait, Daddy!
00:45:01I've got you a present!
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet
00:45:06I made it at school
00:45:07Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:11Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:15I'll be cheering for you
00:45:17And I know Mommy will too
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:45:21So I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie
00:45:29I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:38Welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:41Which is also known as golf's longest day
00:45:45Today is going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:47Which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:45:50So, good luck!
00:45:52Yeah!
00:45:53Yeah!
00:45:53Let's do this!
00:46:14Whoa!
00:46:15Oh dear, whoa!
00:46:39You won!
00:46:41We won!
00:46:43Dinner's on me tonight, guys!
00:46:44We've got to celebrate!
00:46:45Let's party, drink it up, you know
00:46:47Come on!
00:46:48Oh, wait Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:51No! Disgusting!
00:46:52He just wants you there
00:46:53He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry
00:46:57I bet he's going to be there tonight, too
00:46:59Yeah, I know, and I've had enough
00:47:01It's time I end this
00:47:11Lion, you've finally returned
00:47:18For the past six years, I've torn through the competition
00:47:22But those old timers still insist that it is because you paved the way
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:31Hangs over every single trophy
00:47:32Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:36But I'll perute myself
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this chip
00:47:43Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:46That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:51I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:53By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:48:10God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street
00:48:13You dare show your face here
00:48:16Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:39Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:48:43His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:48:47Golf is in their blood
00:48:50Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:58Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep
00:49:01Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:04You act nothing like him
00:49:05What would you know about my father?
00:49:07Nothing, he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:15Mia, are you serious?
00:49:17You brought the help home?
00:49:21So humiliating
00:49:23Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:26To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:29Oh, Mia has good taste
00:49:31At least I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy
00:49:35His father runs a US Open
00:49:37With one phone call
00:49:39He can have you disqualified
00:49:41Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:44Our food's getting cold, let's go eat
00:49:50Here, please, allow me
00:49:59Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:50:02You have to try one of these
00:50:04I just had him flown in from Cuba today
00:50:07Really good Arbanos
00:50:08Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:11Mm-hmm
00:50:15There you go
00:50:17Excellent taste, young man
00:50:20Thank you
00:50:20Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a meal
00:50:25Yeah, real mature
00:50:30We should truly try this meal
00:50:31Our chef needs special
00:50:44I'm sorry, man, I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:46Okay, that's enough
00:50:47Stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:52Don't worry about it
00:50:53I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:56I brought a gift
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:13Sounds like shiny scrap metal? I bet it's all junk
00:51:19Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:23Yes, yes, thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:51:25Mm-hmm
00:51:28Well, Mia
00:51:30I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special
00:51:35I got you this
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card
00:51:39No
00:51:39It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:42That would go for millions at Sotheby's
00:51:45Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:51:49But it's far too valuable, I can't accept it
00:51:55This is incredibly rare
00:51:59What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:01Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:04Admit it, loser, you are jealous
00:52:06Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:14Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17Alright, I'm listening
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:24You have to lick this plate clean
00:52:27Cigar ash and all
00:52:30Hm
00:52:37What a coincidence
00:52:40Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too
00:52:46But not just one
00:52:50Ten
00:52:52Whoa
00:52:54What?
00:52:56That's impossible
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser
00:52:58Like, how is that possible?
00:53:01Well, looks like you lost
00:53:03Eat up
00:53:05Jeez
00:53:05Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call
00:53:13He's got 10 cards
00:53:15Wait!
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:19I just talked to my father
00:53:21Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:24The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire
00:53:28And then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:30And let's be honest
00:53:31These are certainly fake
00:53:35And now, guess what?
00:53:37My dad's on his way
00:53:38And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:42You pissed off the president?
00:53:44You are so screwed
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:53Yeah
00:53:55Well, I believe Bobby
00:53:58I don't think you'd lie to me
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test
00:54:03Wait, no!
00:54:04You can't destroy those
00:54:06That's a part of Lion's legacy
00:54:08That's a disrespected golf itself
00:54:14Wait, no! You can't destroy those
00:54:16That's a part of Lion's legacy
00:54:18It'd be an insulted golf itself
00:54:20Oh my god, Mia
00:54:21Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:25I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:38Fire test gold
00:54:41Adversity test men
00:54:43Ew
00:54:45You lying con artist
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:48Get on your knees
00:54:49Admit these are fake
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:57Dad!
00:54:58This is who I was telling you about
00:54:59This is the con man
00:55:04Ow!
00:55:05You idiot!
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:08Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:11We had nothing to do with it
00:55:15Fakes
00:55:18No, no, no, no, no these are the real deal
00:55:21What?
00:55:25Fakes
00:55:28No, no, no, no, no these are the real deal
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:34Are you senile? Like, those can't be real
00:55:37How?
00:55:38Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:40Wait a minute.
00:55:40If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:43He's lying?
00:55:46I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:49I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:52and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:57Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:55:58Ow! Stop! Ow! It's a person!
00:56:02We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:08We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:13Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:16Let's go for a walk.
00:56:18That sounds nice.
00:56:20It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:32Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:35Don't worry about it.
00:56:37I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:44Is that your wife?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:56She passed in labor.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:57:01I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:04Never gets easier.
00:57:07I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:11I just want to be by her side.
00:57:30Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:35Hey, bitch.
00:57:36Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:38Hey, baby.
00:57:40No!
00:57:42Bobby, watch out!
00:57:50Hey!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:00Bobby!
00:58:03I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10That was my daughter!
00:58:13See that?
00:58:15It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:20It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:27Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:29You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:31Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:36Man.
00:58:37Oh, I think it's frozen.
00:58:39I think it's...
00:58:40Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:42Let's go.
00:58:51Wait, don't move.
00:58:54Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:58I have an itch.
00:59:00Down there.
00:59:01My hands are...
00:59:03Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:08Is it right here?
00:59:15How's that feel?
00:59:16That's amazing.
00:59:18Is that it?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:20That's so good.
00:59:22That's amazing.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:27Oh, yes.
00:59:29What's Daddy doing?
00:59:32Eleanor!
00:59:33Daddy!
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:37I'm sorry.
00:59:37It's okay.
00:59:38It's okay.
00:59:38Hey, Doc.
00:59:39Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:41Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:44He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:50Six weeks?
00:59:52What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:53You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:59I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:01I missed you, too.
01:00:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:07I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:09I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:11Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:15What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:16You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:19Four hours is plenty.
01:00:21I'll win.
01:00:22For you and me.
01:00:24It's time the legendary lion of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:56Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:58And the Sterling Trophy.
01:01:02What?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Wait, Bobby.
01:01:05Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:08He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:10He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:12And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:39You're old news, loser.
01:01:41Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:45Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:48Feisty.
01:01:49I like it.
01:01:50You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut
01:01:54you up.
01:01:54It's a fucking grunt.
01:01:55Enough.
01:01:56This is a waste of time.
01:01:58While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:08You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:16You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:23I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:27I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:54Incredible.
01:02:55The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:01They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:03It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:10Man, oh man.
01:03:12This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:14It's our secret weapon.
01:03:16This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:18He's done for.
01:03:27Can you do it?
01:03:36This is your grandson here?
01:03:38He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:41Don't push yourself.
01:03:42You can't play like this.
01:03:45Don't worry about it.
01:03:47I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:03:53All right, well, you focus on swinging.
01:03:55I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:22Hey, are you okay?
01:04:24How's the leaderboard?
01:04:26There you go.
01:04:27Good job today.
01:04:29Let's find out.
01:04:33Oh, thank God.
01:04:35We made it to the finals.
01:04:36I'm still way behind.
01:04:38To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:42Game's just begun.
01:05:03Mia, where are you?
01:05:06Hey, do you need something?
01:05:07I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:11Oh, yeah, hold on.
01:05:15Can you massage it, please?
01:05:18The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:23Where does it hurt?
01:05:26Right here.
01:05:42The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:44I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:46Tonight.
01:05:48You're mine.
01:06:09I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:15Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:19A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:21Now, you're going to win today
01:06:22because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:42Four hours.
01:06:44I need to finish before noon.
01:07:02What's going on?
01:07:03Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:13Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:17What are they trying to do?
01:07:21That's the game plan.
01:07:22The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:25He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:32We're completely dug in.
01:07:34What are we going to do?
01:07:38Just give it up, old man.
01:07:40According to our calculations,
01:07:41it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:45The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:47There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:50They must be playing dirty.
01:07:55You planted microchips in your arm.
01:07:58So what if we did?
01:07:59All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:11You want a hint?
01:08:12The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:15and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:18You lose.
01:08:20AI's never wrong.
01:08:21You're so screwed.
01:08:24Dude, just accept it.
01:08:27You're a washed-up retiree.
01:08:29You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:08:31Don't you understand that?
01:08:32It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:37Leave it to me.
01:08:56How the hell?
01:08:58No.
01:08:59That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:03It's impossible.
01:09:09See?
01:09:10He landed back in the bunker.
01:09:12He still needs two strokes.
01:09:15That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:17It runs the world now.
01:09:21Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:23Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:24Shit, Mia.
01:09:26We're done for.
01:09:27Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:31The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:09:33it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:34Making it in the hole from the bunker?
01:09:36Nobody can do that.
01:09:38Oh, God.
01:09:39Wait.
01:09:41Wait.
01:09:41On the green?
01:09:42Something's moving.
01:09:46Wait.
01:09:47That's my ball.
01:09:51Did he just...
01:09:53Oh, so close.
01:09:55But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:59It's okay, guys.
01:10:01Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:06Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:13When?
01:10:14In your dreams.
01:10:16Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:18And guess what?
01:10:19It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:29What's this?
01:10:31I can't believe my eyes!
01:10:33The ball's still moving!
01:10:35Look alive, boys.
01:10:38I'm still in play.
01:10:43It sucks!
01:10:46A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:50It's impossible.
01:10:51Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02Oh, God!
01:11:06Oh, God!
01:11:09Let's go!
01:11:11I knew you could do it.
01:11:16Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:19How did you?
01:11:20Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:21It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:24I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:28It's not a bug.
01:11:29He took the path that AI considered to be impossible.
01:11:33And he did it in one stroke.
01:11:35He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:39A free lesson for you.
01:11:41All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:47It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:51So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:56Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:59Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:01You know what this means?
01:12:02A sudden death round.
01:12:04Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:09Let's go, boys.
01:12:16What's wrong?
01:12:19The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:21Don't worry.
01:12:22I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:48You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:51It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:12:59Damn it.
01:13:00Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:11Nice.
01:13:12Let's go.
01:13:13Next is hole 10.
01:13:15535 yards at par 4.
01:13:17Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:26Just give up.
01:13:27The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:13:30Not wrinkly, old deadweights.
01:13:32You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:13:46What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:13:48The flag's all the way over there.
01:13:50Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:13:53Disappear?
01:13:53There's not a cloud in sight.
01:13:55You really are crazy.
01:13:57My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:09You screwed up.
01:14:12Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:15Chin up, old man.
01:14:17You got to make it to the green to watch me crush you for good.
01:14:20Daddy!
01:14:21A lucky magic spell for you.
01:14:23I know you can do it.
01:14:25You got this.
01:14:29Soon.
01:14:31Soon?
01:14:31Soon what?
01:14:32Are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:34I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:14:36Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:14:39Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:14:41A miracle?
01:14:43Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:14:57The sun.
01:14:58It actually disappeared.
01:15:10Fine.
01:15:11At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:21Yes!
01:15:23Nice shot, bud.
01:15:24Bummer.
01:15:25Nerdy.
01:15:26Yes.
01:15:27Kane slipped up.
01:15:29Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:32Then he's tied with Kane.
01:15:34It's for another round.
01:15:36I've got this, Daddy.
01:15:37God.
01:15:39At his time, it's going to be in the total eclipse.
01:15:41How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:15:43This is beyond lion's top records.
01:15:45Even at his peak.
01:15:46Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:15:48You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:15:51Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:15:53He's looking rough.
01:15:54We believe in you, Bobby.
01:15:56You got this.
01:16:03Bobby's not aiming for the save.
01:16:05He's aiming for the flip.
01:16:06He's swinging for the wick.
01:16:09I'll tell you what.
01:16:10I'll sweeten it.
01:16:11You pull off this miracle,
01:16:13I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:16:15And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:20August doesn't want your club.
01:16:22Your reputation is trash.
01:16:27And you...
01:16:30I'll go beyond.
01:16:31I'll beat the old me.
01:16:33After this shot,
01:16:34August's name will echo across America.
01:16:38Now watch this drive.
01:16:40Now watch this drive.
01:17:09I'll be right back.
01:17:13Fly, golf, ball, fly!
01:17:15Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:16Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:17Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:26Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:30Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:31Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:34Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:35Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:36Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:36Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:38Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:38Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:38Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:39Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:40Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:40Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:41Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:41Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:42Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:44Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:45Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:46Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:46Oh, my God.
01:17:47Oh, my God.
01:17:49No!
01:17:51I lost.
01:17:52Look, he crushed me.
01:17:55How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:01Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:07He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:10He's back, folks.
01:18:12The Gooks, the Lion, Bobby.
01:18:20The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods.
01:18:32I didn't do this for me.
01:18:36I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club.
01:18:42You cheated.
01:18:44This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:18:47You were taking pills.
01:18:49I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:51You were doping.
01:18:54No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:00You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it.
01:19:09The doping you saw?
01:19:11Painkillers.
01:19:13Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:16Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:22It's all documented right here.
01:19:25You.
01:19:26You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:29Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:38I have evidence.
01:19:40How about you?
01:19:44I have evidence.
01:19:46Do you?
01:19:49This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:51And investigate your little club.
01:19:54Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:19:56Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:07A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:11But I did for my daughter.
01:20:12And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:19Stay.
01:20:20We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:25Please, stay!
01:20:28Stay!
01:20:34Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:36And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:40I'm staying with you.
01:20:42I'm not golfing.
01:20:46Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:49I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:20:52You're amazing.
01:20:55I'm a big girl now.
01:20:57Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:00Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:08Okay.
01:21:10Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:14Good night.
01:21:20Hello?
01:21:25Bye.
01:21:26Bye.
01:21:26Bye.
01:21:27Bye.
01:21:28Bye.
01:21:28Bye.
01:21:29Bye.
01:21:32Bye.
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