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Ace The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanting me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:46Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See, even that help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16Do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:21No!
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00:04:56No!
00:04:57The flagpole?
00:04:59Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:15Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:25I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:46Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:52I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer.
00:05:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:10Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher. You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:31Hey!
00:06:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:46My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:54Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah, guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:22Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:26But I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:54I...
00:07:55Hey!
00:08:05Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10k.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:17It's not my fault.
00:08:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:26Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:30See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:36Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:54I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:56I'll be a good kid.
00:08:58I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:01No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:03And don't worry.
00:09:05Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:18It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:35Gabriel.
00:09:37Get my clubs.
00:09:39I'm back.
00:10:00Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:03I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:09Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:19Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:35Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:37What? Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:43What?
00:10:48What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:53Two yards to the right.
00:10:55Shut up, dude.
00:10:56You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:10:58Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:01I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:04Ignore him, okay?
00:11:05Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:10You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:20What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:33If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:37He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:51Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:09Let's go.
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing. What's up with you guys?
00:12:25I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:39Oh man, let go.
00:12:40You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:48I was right. He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:54It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie.
00:13:00Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:05No. No. I believe him. And he makes a good point.
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously? He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:18Yeah. He's a guy pretty full of himself. A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter. Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know. Most recent world champion. And he's paired up with Jake next
00:13:46week.
00:13:51It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Got it.
00:14:04Good job, baby.
00:14:06Oh my gosh.
00:14:09Look who it is.
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:21Leave.
00:14:24Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth. How about that?
00:14:31Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God.
00:14:39It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43Look.
00:14:44We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:49You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:54We can all go home happy.
00:14:57All you gotta do is sign the deal. It's all yours, baby.
00:15:01Never.
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:07My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay. Option two.
00:15:12You put this on.
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:19Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:21You and me, let's go at it. Sudden death match.
00:15:24Lose our backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:28So the puppy's not a whim.
00:15:32He's an idiot.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:35But you better not be all bark.
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:47Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:49Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:52Don't you have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:58You won't win.
00:15:58Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:05Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:21302 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:24And you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:27Show him, Jake.
00:16:30That stance.
00:16:32It's too low.
00:16:33That ball's going off course.
00:16:35What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:39Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:43I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it.
00:16:56Hopeless.
00:16:57What an idiot.
00:16:58Oh my gosh!
00:17:012.13 in the rough?
00:17:04Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude!
00:17:10Woohoo!
00:17:23If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:26Time for a little help.
00:17:31Oh, Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:35This is serious.
00:17:36Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:17:58That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:02A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:06Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:09Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:26Come on, Jake.
00:18:28You gotta pull through.
00:18:34Thanks, doll.
00:18:39Ready or not.
00:18:42Here I come!
00:18:44Hey!
00:18:45Shit!
00:18:48Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:50He was standing right here.
00:18:52You knew that.
00:18:53You did that on purpose.
00:18:54It's against the rules.
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:18:58Doing this casual.
00:18:59There's no need for rules.
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:03There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:05Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:22I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:23No, I can't keep going.
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:31Hogs Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:44I might let you keep your club.
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch.
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:10But his wrist...
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:13As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:15No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough!
00:20:34I'll take it from here.
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:41Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:43Jake, that's enough.
00:20:44Stop. Step down.
00:20:45If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:48Let Bobby take over.
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls.
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:08You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:31And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:33Just look at yourself.
00:21:35Covered in filth.
00:21:37Carrying around a burden.
00:21:39You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:44Excuse me, sir.
00:21:46Don't mind him.
00:21:48He's an asshole.
00:21:49I'm Mia.
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:17You should have brought her with you.
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:23A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:26Well, the only hole you'll make is your wife.
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:36front of her grave.
00:22:37I'm begging.
00:22:38The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:41Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:47And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:52Deal.
00:22:54You better keep your word.
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:11Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:12We're screwed.
00:23:13What clue is groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August?
00:23:17You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:21Humidity, 60%.
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:34Please clear the water.
00:23:35Forget about the hole.
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:53What the fuck?
00:23:55Fuck?
00:23:57Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:59There's no way.
00:24:00It's a trick shot.
00:24:02You can't control where it lands.
00:24:11What the water?
00:24:13I skipped it in the hole, but how?
00:24:15It's a miracle.
00:24:16Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastard?
00:24:20This is impossible.
00:24:22There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:26Impossible.
00:24:28That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody.
00:24:59I'm a gardener.
00:25:00You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:06Yes, of course.
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:10Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:15He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:18I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:18We should reconsider.
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean...
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing.
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:34Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:36I believe in Bobby.
00:25:38And he's our only hope now.
00:25:40Hey, Bobby.
00:25:41I got cash.
00:25:43Hot babes.
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, look at anything you could ever want.
00:25:51I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:57Club.
00:25:58If you'll still have us.
00:26:00Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:08Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition.
00:26:1670k a year.
00:26:27I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:29I don't need much in life.
00:26:36I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:40My heart's racing.
00:26:42What's going on?
00:26:44You old bastard.
00:26:47You're going to regret this.
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:51Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:52What are you talking about?
00:26:54Our bet.
00:26:55You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother?
00:26:58Kane Carter?
00:26:59He's the grand champ.
00:27:02Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:07A bet's a bet.
00:27:14Baby, help!
00:27:15You bastard!
00:27:17You're going to regret this!
00:27:19Men honor their words.
00:27:21Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You motherfucker!
00:27:29Mark my words!
00:27:31You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:33Come on, girls.
00:27:46You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:53It was a fluke.
00:27:55If you just give me another chance, I'll do-
00:27:59Useless!
00:28:00The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:04You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:28:18I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:23But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:28I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:02Come on, where?
00:29:04We're leaving.
00:29:06We're leaving.
00:29:08You're drunk.
00:29:10I'm taking you home.
00:29:12Party pooper.
00:29:15Fuck you, gentlemen.
00:29:19I'm so thirsty.
00:29:21I'll get you some water.
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:07Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm.
00:30:11You can't bring me down.
00:30:12Never give up.
00:30:14Come on, we're back around.
00:30:16Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:20Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:27Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:48I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:55I had a lot of fun, too.
00:30:57A lot of fun.
00:31:04Good afternoon.
00:31:07My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:13And today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:31But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:38This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:46Now, who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:02Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:07You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Let's try to help us for measure of everything.
00:32:31Nice, man.
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:33Absolutely we are.
00:32:34It's done.
00:32:35Enough wasting my time.
00:32:37By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:43you are.
00:32:49This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:56You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:58Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:04Sit back.
00:33:05You'll see my rank.
00:33:07Hey, get this.
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:24I want a close-up.
00:33:27Bye-bye.
00:33:27Bye-bye.
00:33:27Bye-bye.
00:33:35Bye-bye.
00:33:44He's 15.
00:33:46Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:50Pretty much.
00:33:50Don't cry, though.
00:33:52It's okay.
00:33:53You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:59You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:00The best you've got is dead last.
00:34:02You know what, Tyler?
00:34:03Shut up.
00:34:04August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:06Just mark my words.
00:34:07Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:09He's ranked 15th.
00:34:11He's a nobody.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:14That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:16Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:21Gardner?
00:34:21The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:25What the hell?
00:34:25Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:26I think you should be disqualified.
00:34:29All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:34Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:37Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:39The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:41That's cute.
00:34:42August golf course owner crashed the press conference and threw a tantrum.
00:34:46And she did.
00:34:47Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:50Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:08Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:15I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:20What do you think you're doing?
00:35:22Ice here, kid.
00:35:23You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:32This is my rating.
00:35:33This is my rating.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:04Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:36:08Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:10He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:17We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:20The all-time number one.
00:36:24I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:27To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:33Take these, let's go.
00:36:36I'm a champ.
00:36:39What?
00:36:40Why is his rank unlocked?
00:36:42According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:48That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:52No, that can't be right.
00:36:54Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:56Cold hard facts.
00:36:57I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred and no
00:37:02bikes.
00:37:06Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:10All of them.
00:37:11I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:18Wait.
00:37:19There's an explanation for this.
00:37:21He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:24Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:25How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:37:29Well, if I'm just an amateur and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:35Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:38You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:41We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:42If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:47Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:49Well, go ahead.
00:37:49Unlock it.
00:37:50I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:53Go, boys.
00:37:56You're going to regret that.
00:37:57Get ready, folks.
00:37:58This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:11What?
00:38:13He's not just in the top 10.
00:38:15He's the best in the country.
00:38:17That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:38:21How?
00:38:23Could it be?
00:38:26No, that can't be right.
00:38:28There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:30He's got a point.
00:38:31Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:34No way.
00:38:35Thank goodness.
00:38:35You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:38You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:41You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:43This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:46Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:47That's not up to you.
00:38:49That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:52Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:58Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:12Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:22An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:29On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:34You bastards.
00:39:36I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:39Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:41The chairman? That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:46Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:49Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:55He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here. I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone. I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:03This is my turn!
00:40:10This is my turn!
00:40:17Hands off!
00:40:21That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:24No one's ever seen it. Why did he bring it today?
00:40:27The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour,
00:40:33they're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:40:35Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association,
00:40:46not Golden Hills.
00:40:48Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:52I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:54The trash?
00:40:58How dare you?
00:41:00Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03Are you serious right now?
00:41:05You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:11Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:17Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:41:21He's not even in the rankings. He's a nobody.
00:41:24A nobody!
00:41:25So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:29All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:32That's impossible.
00:41:34He's done the impossible.
00:41:35Time and time again.
00:41:38All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:41He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:52The legendary golfer.
00:41:54Sir.
00:41:56I need to talk to you.
00:41:58In private.
00:42:01What is he hiding from me?
00:42:05Look.
00:42:06I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:10Eleanor's still young.
00:42:11And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:14I am so sorry, Claire.
00:42:16I wasn't there for you.
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins,
00:42:20and I should have been by your side.
00:42:23I promise.
00:42:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:35I understand.
00:42:37I can keep your secret.
00:42:38Thanks.
00:42:40Here we go.
00:42:45After a thorough review,
00:42:47we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks,
00:42:57all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:43:06Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:18What?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:21We don't need some AI system to prove that,
00:43:23and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:26I am the president of the Golf Association
00:43:28and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:43:32I do have that right.
00:43:33You old bastard.
00:43:34You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:38over this nobody?
00:43:39Enough.
00:43:40You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society
00:43:44for far too long.
00:43:46You have no authority here.
00:43:50Take them out.
00:43:52You can't do this.
00:43:52You can't do this.
00:43:53You reckless bastard.
00:43:56As for you,
00:43:58the Golf Association has no room
00:44:01for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:44:04You're fired.
00:44:05You can't fire me.
00:44:07I am the vice president.
00:44:09You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:44:15I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting
00:44:18with an AI neurochip implant.
00:44:21Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:25Just watch out.
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:28I chose to come back.
00:44:30I'm ready for anything.
00:44:33Come what may.
00:44:48All right.
00:44:49You can open your eyes.
00:44:57So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:45:00I don't know.
00:45:02But I do know that I'm going to love it
00:45:04because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:11Daddy.
00:45:12Is this all for me?
00:45:13It's just like my drawing.
00:45:15Yep.
00:45:16It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:21Oh.
00:45:22I can't forget this.
00:45:29Perfect.
00:45:31My princess,
00:45:32may I have the first dance?
00:45:35Yes.
00:45:55Mirror, mirror, mirror, on the wall.
00:45:57Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:46:01Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:46:04Wait, Daddy.
00:46:05I've got you a present.
00:46:08This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:11I made it at school.
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:16Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:20I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:21And I know Mommy will too.
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me,
00:46:26so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:27But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:30Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:33I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:43Welcome, everybody,
00:46:45to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:46:47which is also known as
00:46:49Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:51Today is going to be a 36-hole round,
00:46:52which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54will advance to the final round.
00:46:56So, good luck.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59Let's do this.
00:47:20Oh, dear.
00:47:21Whoa!
00:47:22Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:45You won.
00:47:47We won.
00:47:49Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:50We've got to celebrate.
00:47:51Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:47:53Come on!
00:47:54Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:55We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:56Oh, no.
00:47:57Disgusting.
00:47:58He just wants you there.
00:47:59He's trying to marry you off
00:48:00with that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:48:03I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:48:04Yeah, I know.
00:48:05And I've had enough.
00:48:07It's time I end this.
00:48:17Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:25For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:48:29But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:48:33No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:48:39trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:48:42But I'll perude myself.
00:48:48When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth, that I am
00:48:53the greatest golfer in the world.
00:49:00I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:15Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:17It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:19God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street, you dare show your face here?
00:49:26Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:27This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:49:49Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:49:53His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:57Golf is in their blood.
00:50:00Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:50:08Henry, is it?
00:50:09Yep.
00:50:11Mia's told me so much about you.
00:50:12You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:13You act nothing like him.
00:50:15What would you know about my father?
00:50:17Nothing.
00:50:17He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:50:26Mia, are you serious?
00:50:28You brought the help home?
00:50:32So humiliating.
00:50:33Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:50:36To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:40Well, Mia has good taste.
00:50:42I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:50:44Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:46His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:50:48With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:50:52Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:50:54Our food's getting cold.
00:50:56Let's go eat.
00:51:01Here, please.
00:51:02Allow me.
00:51:10Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:51:13You have to try one of these.
00:51:14I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:17Really good Arbano's.
00:51:18Oh, now we're talking real Cuban, huh?
00:51:22Mm-hmm.
00:51:25There you go.
00:51:27Excellent taste, young man.
00:51:31Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:34I got a beer.
00:51:35Yeah, real mature.
00:51:40We should truly try this meal.
00:51:42Our chef being special.
00:51:54I'm sorry, man.
00:51:55I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:51:57Okay, that's enough.
00:51:58Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:52:03Don't worry about it.
00:52:04I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:52:08I brought a gift.
00:52:22Ew, what is this?
00:52:24Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:52:27I bet it's all junk.
00:52:30Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:52:35Yes, yes.
00:52:35Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:52:37Mm-hmm.
00:52:40Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion,
00:52:43so I wanted to do something special.
00:52:46I got you this.
00:52:48This is Lion's old tour card.
00:52:50It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:52:54That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:52:57Henry, this is very sweet of you,
00:53:00but it's far too valuable.
00:53:03I can't accept it.
00:53:07This is incredibly rare.
00:53:10What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:53:13Worried about that little trash bag
00:53:14that you brought in comparison?
00:53:16Admit it, loser.
00:53:17You are jealous,
00:53:18because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:53:25Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:28All right, I'm listening.
00:53:31If my gift is more valuable than yours,
00:53:35you have to lick this plate clean.
00:53:38Cigar ash and all.
00:53:48What a coincidence.
00:53:52Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:53:58But not just one.
00:54:02Ten.
00:54:05Whoa.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08That's impossible.
00:54:09You're just a washed up loser.
00:54:11Like, how is that possible?
00:54:14Well, looks like you lost.
00:54:16Eat up.
00:54:17Jeez.
00:54:18Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:20I gotta make a phone call.
00:54:25Let's get phone calls.
00:54:28Wait.
00:54:29Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:54:32I just talked to my father.
00:54:33Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:54:37The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire,
00:54:40and then the little lion's head will pop up.
00:54:43And let's be honest.
00:54:45These are certainly for you.
00:54:47And now, guess what?
00:54:49My dad's on his way, and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:54:54You pissed off the president.
00:54:56You are so screwed.
00:54:58How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:55:03So you all think these cards are fake?
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Well, I believe Bobby.
00:55:10I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:55:12Well, why talk about it?
00:55:14Let's put it to the test.
00:55:16Wait, no.
00:55:17You can't destroy those.
00:55:18That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:55:20It's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:55:27Wait, no.
00:55:28You can't destroy those.
00:55:30That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:55:32It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:55:33Oh, my God, Mia.
00:55:35Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:36I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:55:39I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:55:46What's going on here?
00:55:48What if that card actually is real?
00:55:51Fire test gold.
00:55:54Adversity test men.
00:55:56Ew.
00:55:58You lying con artist.
00:56:00I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:56:02Get on your knees.
00:56:03Admit these are fake.
00:56:04Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:56:10Yeah.
00:56:11This is who I was telling you about.
00:56:13This is the con man.
00:56:17Ow.
00:56:18You idiot.
00:56:19What do you think you're doing?
00:56:21Mr. Chairman.
00:56:23He was the one that brought the fakes.
00:56:24We had nothing to do with it.
00:56:28Fakes.
00:56:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:33These are the real deal.
00:56:35What?
00:56:39Fakes.
00:56:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:44These are the real deal.
00:56:45What?
00:56:46Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:48Are you senile?
00:56:49Like, those can't be real.
00:56:52Ow.
00:56:52Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:54Wait a minute.
00:56:54If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:58He's lying?
00:57:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:57:03I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again.
00:57:09What?
00:57:09Hopefully, he learns his lesson.
00:57:11What?
00:57:11Let's go.
00:57:11Your mother's in the car.
00:57:13Ow!
00:57:13God!
00:57:14Ow!
00:57:14It's embarrassing!
00:57:15Ow!
00:57:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:22We didn't mean to.
00:57:23It was all Henry's fault.
00:57:27Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:30Let's go for a walk.
00:57:32That sounds nice.
00:57:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:48Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:50Don't worry about it.
00:57:52I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:59Is that your wife?
00:58:09Yes.
00:58:11She passed in labor.
00:58:13I'm sorry.
00:58:16I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:58:19Never gets easier.
00:58:22I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:26I just want to be by your side.
00:58:46Be careful.
00:58:48Hey, bitch.
00:58:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:52Hey, baby.
00:58:55Bobby, watch out.
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:07Let her go, Tyler.
00:59:13Bobby!
00:59:17I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:59:22Those are cute.
00:59:23Those are my daughters!
00:59:27See that?
00:59:28It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:59:34It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:59:40Come on, boys!
00:59:42You got lucky this time, motherfuckers!
00:59:44Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:59:47Okay.
00:59:50Man.
00:59:51I think it's broken.
00:59:53Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:56Let's go.
01:00:04Wait, don't move.
01:00:08Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
01:00:11I have an itch.
01:00:13Down there.
01:00:15My hands are...
01:00:16Okay, well let me itch it for you.
01:00:21Is it right here?
01:00:28How's that feel?
01:00:30That's amazing.
01:00:31Is that it?
01:00:32Oh, yeah.
01:00:33That's so good.
01:00:35That's amazing.
01:00:38Please.
01:00:40Oh, yes.
01:00:42What's Daddy doing?
01:00:45Eleanor!
01:00:46Daddy!
01:00:48Hey.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:50I'm sorry.
01:00:51It's okay.
01:00:51Hey, Doc.
01:00:52Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:54Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:58He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:01:03Six weeks.
01:01:05What about the U.S. Open?
01:01:07You need rest.
01:01:08And that's doctor's orders.
01:01:12I missed you, Eleanor.
01:01:14I missed you, too.
01:01:15Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:17You need to rest.
01:01:18And you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:20I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:22I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:01:24Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:28What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:33Four hours is plenty.
01:01:35I'll win.
01:01:36For you and me.
01:01:38It's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending.
01:01:44Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:46The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:50The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:53This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:58The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:02:04It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:02:08Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:02:15What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17Wait, Bobby.
01:02:18Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:02:19This legendary lion.
01:02:21He's a grand slam champion.
01:02:23He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:25And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:02:31But his right hand.
01:02:32And is it really going to be okay?
01:02:52You're old news, loser.
01:02:54Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:03:01Feisty.
01:03:02I like it.
01:03:03You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your
01:03:06throat to shut you up.
01:03:07It's so fucking gross.
01:03:08Enough.
01:03:09This is a waste of time.
01:03:10While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course
01:03:16year after year.
01:03:21You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:40I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:04:06Incredible.
01:04:08The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:04:14They're all playing way above their level.
01:04:17It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:04:23Man, oh man.
01:04:25This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:04:29This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:04:40Can he do it?
01:04:50This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:04:54Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:04:58Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:05:06All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:30All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:35Hey, are you okay?
01:05:37How's the leaderboard?
01:05:40There you go. Good job today.
01:05:42Let's find out.
01:05:46Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:05:49I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:55The game's just begun.
01:06:15Mia!
01:06:17Where are you?
01:06:18Hey, do you need something?
01:06:20No, I tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts.
01:06:24Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:06:28Can you massage it, please?
01:06:30Can you massage it, please?
01:06:31The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:36Where does it hurt?
01:06:39Right here.
01:06:55The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:57I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:59Tonight.
01:07:01You're on.
01:07:22I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:07:28Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:07:32A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:07:34Now you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:55Four hours?
01:07:57I need to finish before noon.
01:08:15What's going on?
01:08:16Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:08:24It's...
01:08:26Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:30What are they trying to do?
01:08:34That's the game plan.
01:08:35That's the game plan.
01:08:35The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:08:38He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:08:45You're completely dug in.
01:08:47What are you gonna do?
01:08:51Just give it up, old man.
01:08:52according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one
01:08:56stroke the mighty lion is trapped in our cage there's no way these guys are this
01:09:02precise they must be playing dirty you planted microchips in your arm so what
01:09:12if we did all your experience is nothing compared to AI
01:09:24you want a hint the AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come
01:09:29up with one conclusion you lose AI is never wrong you're so screwed
01:09:38dude just accept it you're a washed-up retiree you can't be cold hard facts
01:09:44don't you understand that it's in the bag for God's sakes
01:09:50leave it to me
01:10:09how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's
01:10:21impossible
01:10:22see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't
01:10:29understand that AI it runs the world now Bobby is one stroke to link the ball in
01:10:35the hole just to tie with Kane shit Mia we're done for looks like August can't
01:10:41see the speed of bankruptcy after all the fact that y'all still put all your faith
01:10:46in him it's your biggest mistake making it in the hole from the bunker nobody can do
01:10:50that wait on the green something's moving
01:10:58wait that's my ball
01:11:04did he just ooh so close but looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:11:12it's okay guys even if August golf club goes down we'll stick together like family
01:11:18our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way when in your dreams
01:11:29our AI's calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:11:39what's this
01:11:40I can't believe my eyes
01:11:42the ball's still moving
01:11:44look alive boys
01:11:47I'm still in play
01:11:49I'm still in play
01:11:53it sucks
01:11:55a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible yeah you must really be embarrassed huh
01:12:21I knew you could do it
01:12:25our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:28how did you
01:12:30nah you know man it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:32right I mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:38it's not a bug he took the path that AI considered to be impossible and he did it in one
01:12:44stroke
01:12:45he's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:48a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on
01:12:54the golf course
01:12:57It's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:13:00So all your little microchips won't win
01:13:05Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:13:10You know what this means a sudden death rap
01:13:14Whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:18Let's go boys
01:13:25What's wrong the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry
01:13:32I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:58You've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:14:01Oh
01:14:08Damn it painkillers worn off
01:14:21Next is hole 10 535 yards at par 4 Kane Carter is up next
01:14:36Just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:41You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:55What the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:14:59Just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:15:06My experience doesn't lie
01:15:18You're so screwed up
01:15:21Even the great lion can't come back from this
01:15:24Chin up old man you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:15:29Daddy a lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it
01:15:34You got this
01:15:38Soon
01:15:40Soon soon what are you praying for a miracle i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:45Because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:47Anything less and that trophy is mine
01:15:50A miracle miracles are for the unprepared
01:16:06The sun it actually disappeared
01:16:18Fun
01:16:20At least it'll make things interesting
01:16:30Nice shot bud
01:16:33Bummer
01:16:34Nerdy
01:16:34Yes
01:16:36Kane slipped up
01:16:38Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:16:41Then he's tied with kate
01:16:42Let's run another round
01:16:44Got this daddy
01:16:45At his time it's going to be the total eclipse how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:52This is beyond lion's top records even at his peak
01:16:55Plus it's about to be pitch black soon you can keep dreaming bud
01:17:00Now it's bobby's turn
01:17:02He's looking rough
01:17:03We believe in you bobby
01:17:05You got this
01:17:11Wait
01:17:12Bobby's not angling for the stage
01:17:14He's aiming for the flash
01:17:15He's swinging for the wind
01:17:17I'll tell you what i'll sweeten it
01:17:20You pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:24And i'll hand it to august
01:17:29August doesn't want your club
01:17:31Your reputation is trash
01:17:35And you
01:17:38I'll go beyond
01:17:40I'll beat the old me
01:17:41After this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:46I'll watch this drive
01:17:48Now watch this drive
01:18:21Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:18:23Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:45Fuck!
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:49Let's go!
01:18:54Oh my God!
01:18:56No!
01:18:59I lost!
01:19:01Fuck!
01:19:02He crushed me!
01:19:03How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:19:13Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:19He's back, folks!
01:19:20The Gooks!
01:19:21The Lion!
01:19:23Bobby Woods!
01:19:29The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:39I didn't do this for me.
01:19:43I did it for all of us.
01:19:45For August Golf Club!
01:19:47Woo!
01:19:49You cheated!
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:55You were taking pills.
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:58You were doping!
01:20:01No.
01:20:02The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it.
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:19Painkillers.
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:23Legal.
01:20:24Approved by the association.
01:20:26And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:29It's all documented right here.
01:20:32You.
01:20:34You're on his team.
01:20:35You're in on it.
01:20:36Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:46I have evidence.
01:20:48How about you?
01:20:51I have evidence.
01:20:54Do you?
01:20:56This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:21:01Come on, punch you, motherfucker.
01:21:04Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:21:15A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:21:18But I did for my daughter.
01:21:20And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:27Stay.
01:21:28We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:33Please, stay!
01:21:35Stay!
01:21:36Stay!
01:21:36Stay!
01:21:38Stay!
01:21:38Stay!
01:21:39Stay!
01:21:39Stay!
01:21:41Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:44And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:47I'm staying with you.
01:21:49I'm not golfing.
01:21:53Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:57I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:22:00You're amazing.
01:22:03I'm a big girl now.
01:22:05Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:22:07Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:22:15Okay.
01:22:17Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:19He wants to do it with you, Mrs.
01:22:25Through you.
01:22:38Come with me.
01:22:41You love yoga.
01:22:43Weじゃ not yet.
01:22:43Jenn.
01:22:44Me Byunой challenges.
01:22:47So even though, she says that she zigzag of good優ical with it on her.
01:23:18I'll see you next time.
01:23:19Not your time to die yet.
01:23:21I've just been sane and awakened my medical legacy.
01:23:28Your soul is already halfway out the door.
01:23:32I'm snatching you from the grip.
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