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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:07Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:10But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I can take that back.
00:00:44Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:01:01How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:11Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:57No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:27I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:40Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:50Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough!
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:09He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:55You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:01I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:14I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:59Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But-
00:07:11But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15Guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:28Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:49And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:51And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I-
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10k.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:36See? I told you so.
00:08:38Wait. Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No. I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:22But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:41Gabriel.
00:09:43Get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:09:56We did.
00:09:56I'm back.
00:09:58I'm back.
00:10:05I'm back.
00:10:08I'm back.
00:10:17I'm back.
00:10:24kane i would have jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat kane it's a shame the legendary
00:10:31golfer lion retired at the peak of his career if he was still here kane wouldn't be getting
00:10:36away with any of this are we still daydreaming about lion again didn't you want to marry him too
00:10:43what shut up two yards
00:10:49what
00:10:55what do you mean two yards his grip's weak ball's gonna fade two yards to the right
00:11:02shut up dude you're just a homeless loser that mia took in why don't you quit playing coach
00:11:07and get back to your real job i mean look have you ever even held a golf club ignore him
00:11:11okay
00:11:11jake's always been a straight shooter he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy you guys really
00:11:18don't see this i guess that makes sense this game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:25well tell me what do you see
00:11:35two point one three yards to be exact and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't
00:11:40he could get injured jake is a pro golfer he just got his pga tour card this year what
00:11:46what do you know how about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something
00:11:50you're sneaking up the place with your
00:11:58hey it's free advice take it or leave it
00:12:00but we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold a club
00:12:19two point one three yards to be exact
00:12:28so
00:12:29jake what's wrong with your wrist nothing what's up with you guys so distracted i hooked it right
00:12:34yeah mr know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit
00:12:37this come on man jake you keep putting pressure on this wrist you're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:46man let go you're just a useless groundskeeper you know valuable my hand is bobby's prediction
00:12:53was down to the inch i was right he's more talented than he seems jake our golf club depends
00:13:00on you please get your wrist checked it'll just take a moment oh mia you're not actually listening
00:13:05to this guy right this guy's a rookie or he could be a freaking spy from the golden hills i
00:13:10bet he's
00:13:11here to throw jake off right before quals no no i believe him and he makes a good point
00:13:17he's more than just a groundskeeper seriously he's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club
00:13:25yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself a guy who never swung a golf club i've been golfing since
00:13:30before you were born
00:13:44who's this asshole tyler carter younger brother of kane carter you know most recent world champion
00:13:51and he's paired up with jake next week it's all on the wrist baby
00:14:04ready
00:14:08it's always here to start shit yeah got it oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:14:16look who it is
00:14:20your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into a strip club
00:14:25maybe you'll finally break even you're not welcome here leave
00:14:32oh is this your little wimp of a brother that's the best august god nowadays you watch your
00:14:37fucking mouth how about that me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur
00:14:46god it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:51look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible let me throw you a lifeline you sign
00:14:58over august to me and i'll give you a fat payout we can all go home happy all you got
00:15:05to do is sign
00:15:06the deal it's all yours baby
00:15:09never
00:15:12august golf club is my mother's life's work my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:17okay option two you put this on
00:15:23you show me a good time tonight i'll cut you a good deal
00:15:26fuck you man fuck you you and me let's go at it sudden death match
00:15:32lose your backside of the quals tomorrow
00:15:37so the puppy's not a whim
00:15:40he's an idiot
00:15:42fine but you better not be all bark you better have some bites you boy
00:15:55look you're going to lose jake
00:15:57fuck off man stop acting like you're hot
00:16:00shit you need to go mow the lawn or something he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:16:04and you haven't fixed your swing yet you won't win shut up you are a useless groundskeeper you don't
00:16:11tell me what to do looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:26you see that 302 yards mid fairway and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:35show them jake
00:16:38that stance it's too low that ball is going off course
00:16:44what did you just say i said his balls going in the rough yeah will you quit the yapping
00:16:48you got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something
00:16:51i'm the one swinging here okay don't backseat it
00:17:05hopeless what an idiot oh my gosh 213 in the rough oh my god my granny could swing harder than
00:17:15that dude
00:17:32if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:39oh gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:17:43this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:02holy
00:18:03holy shit
00:18:05let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect swing nah that must have been a coincidence
00:18:10a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier jake would
00:18:15have made it on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:18:32guys jake's ahead with that perfect lie we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull through
00:18:43thanks doll
00:18:48ready or not here i come oh hey
00:18:56should have been looking out kiddo oh my god he was standing right here you knew that you did that
00:19:02on
00:19:02purpose it's against the rules i thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's
00:19:08no need for rules i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:14wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:19:21a torn ligament
00:19:22a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time
00:19:26everything bobby said came true
00:19:28who is he really
00:19:30okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:33no i can't keep going i'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:40huggs golf club it's the last thing mom left us i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:48it's not too late to tap out sweetie
00:19:51if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let you keep your club
00:19:55what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:02wow is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:17jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist
00:20:21will you stop as long as i can swing i'm not giving up no jake you can hurt your wrist
00:20:26for life
00:20:31you're still powering through why don't i help you with that
00:20:38that's enough
00:20:44i'll take it from here
00:20:48will you back off this is a gentleman's sport go mow the lawn you cretin
00:20:53jake that's enough step down if you keep playing you might never play again let bobby take over
00:21:02are you serious right now mia you're gonna send your little gardener after me why are you afraid
00:21:10you're going to lose to the gardener you got some balls i bet that's the most expensive thing you've
00:21:17ever held in your life you better not let it get to your head this is my last chance to
00:21:26repay mia
00:21:27for helping my daughter and i
00:21:36this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser just
00:21:44look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:54excuse me sir don't mind him he's an asshole i'm mia i'd love for you to come over and work
00:22:02at august
00:22:03golf club with me and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter i'd be happy to
00:22:08help
00:22:27you
00:22:27is that your wife you should have brought her with you bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:34a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:43that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave i'm begging the only one begging is gonna be you pal remember you got a lot
00:22:53on the
00:22:54line you lose this you're forfeiting qualifiers and losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's
00:23:01shoes like a dog deal you better keep your word
00:23:20this guy's putting on a blindfold is he trying to let tyler win we're screwed
00:23:24who's groundskeeper's gonna ruin it for august you know wind speed five miles an hour humidity
00:23:32sixty percent good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:45please clear the water forget about the hole you won't even make it over the water i win
00:24:04what the fuck what the fuck was he about to perform a miracle there's no way it's a trick shot
00:24:12you can't you can't control where it lands
00:24:19with the water i skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:24:27beat
00:24:27the gold hills bastards this is impossible there's no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener impossible
00:24:35that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:41even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:24:51is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:00who are you me nobody i'm a gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot i want to play
00:25:07in
00:25:07the qualification round next week yes of course you just saved august golf club we of course will
00:25:14welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of august hills you can't
00:25:18leave it with this guy well he doesn't even have any competitive experience i mean mia please we
00:25:22should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his skill i mean how do we even know if he
00:25:27was
00:25:27blindfolded if he was really that talented why would he be slumming at august golf club all things he could
00:25:33be
00:25:33doing yeah if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier we'd be laughed
00:25:37out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby and he's our only hope now hey bobby i got
00:25:45cash
00:25:46hot babes you come over to gold hill golf club look at anything you could ever want i can't pay
00:25:54you
00:25:54cash or an advancement but i can offer you 50 stake in the august golf club if you'll still have
00:26:01us
00:26:01i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check you get's gonna bounce come on
00:26:07don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:26:15tuition 70k a year
00:26:25i just mow the lawn i don't need much in life
00:26:32i'll represent august qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old bastard
00:26:42you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about our bets
00:26:49you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ your little amateur
00:26:56ass are you sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:06you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with your
00:27:12tails tuck between their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you
00:27:19motherfuckers are gonna regret this come on girls
00:27:32you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:27:38it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll i'll do
00:27:43useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers you better not film me again in
00:27:48qualification match
00:27:59i don't know golf's always been in my family but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really took
00:28:06notice i can't believe he's been retired for six years already you still think about him
00:28:17i don't know do you want me to still think about it
00:28:21you come on
00:28:39i'm not aware we're leaving
00:28:44you're drunk
00:28:46I'm taking you home
00:28:48party pooper
00:28:51such a gentleman
00:28:55I'm so thirsty
00:28:57I'll get you some water
00:28:58thank you
00:29:19I've been driving
00:29:20did the work and it's all for me
00:29:25I've been driving
00:29:27no compromising
00:29:29I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:41Mia you're drunk
00:29:43are you sure
00:29:44this is what you want
00:29:46mmhmm
00:30:23I had a little fun last night
00:30:29I had fun too
00:30:31a lot of fun
00:30:36good afternoon
00:30:38my name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:40Vice President of the USGA
00:30:43on behalf of the
00:30:45Gophers Association
00:30:46I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:48to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:5450 players with the top
00:30:57all-time rankings
00:30:58will be exempt
00:30:59from the local qualifying round
00:31:01but this year
00:31:02we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:31:04with something special
00:31:07this AI-powered gulph
00:31:10can scan your swing ID
00:31:12and match to your rank
00:31:15now
00:31:16who's up first
00:31:19matches to our all-time high rank right
00:31:22I guess you losers
00:31:24ought to pack up and get going
00:31:31hey so what if we're up against
00:31:32Golden Hills
00:31:33got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:34yeah
00:31:35we're all pros here
00:31:36you think you'll beat us all
00:31:38be my guest
00:31:40okay
00:31:40let's write down
00:31:41what is a
00:31:42measure of everything
00:31:59nice man looks like we're locked in
00:32:01absolutely we are
00:32:02it's done
00:32:03enough wasting my time
00:32:04by the way
00:32:06only reason I let you two go first
00:32:08so that everybody here
00:32:10is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:16this is a press conference
00:32:18not a dumpster
00:32:19what are you doing here
00:32:21you're an amateur buddy
00:32:22you're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:24well I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:27okay
00:32:29okay
00:32:30sit back
00:32:32you'll see my rank
00:32:33hey
00:32:34get this
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face
00:32:37while I crush him on my heel
00:32:59I want a close-up on his face
00:33:09he's 15
00:33:10every member of Golden Hill is a total beast
00:33:13pretty much
00:33:13I don't cry though
00:33:14it's okay
00:33:15you may lose me
00:33:17but
00:33:18all of you
00:33:19are better than him
00:33:22you know it's sad Mia
00:33:23the best you've got is dead last
00:33:25you know what Tyler
00:33:26shut up
00:33:26August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:28just mark my words
00:33:30Mia don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:32he's ranked 15th
00:33:34he's a nobody
00:33:35wow
00:33:37that's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:38do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US
00:33:42Gardner
00:33:43the August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open
00:33:46what the hell
00:33:47yeah she sure did
00:33:48I think he should be disqualified
00:33:50all in favor raise your hand
00:33:54golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:33:57everyone deserves a shot
00:33:59the only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:01that's cute
00:34:02August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum
00:34:05and she did
00:34:06golf club
00:34:07on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:09okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:26trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:32I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:36what do you think you're doing
00:34:38ice here kid
00:34:39you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:47this is my rating
00:35:06six years ago you retired
00:35:09banished without a trace
00:35:12only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:18talented golfers
00:35:19right come and gone
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:24he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:27Mr. Hale
00:35:28you have to see this
00:35:30we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:33the all time number one
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:40to celebrate your comeback
00:35:42I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:46take these let's go
00:35:49I'm a champ
00:35:53what?
00:35:54why is his ranking locked?
00:35:55according to the Govers Association rules
00:35:58only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:01that means he's one of the top ten golfers in the US
00:36:05no that can't be right
00:36:07well there you have it folks
00:36:08cold hard facts
00:36:10I guess the whole world's gonna know that the golden hills country club is all part
00:36:14and no vibes
00:36:19quickly to the press conference
00:36:21and bring the trophies
00:36:23all of them
00:36:24I want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:31wait
00:36:33there's an explanation for this
00:36:34he's not a pro golfer
00:36:36so he's probably not even registered
00:36:37yeah that explains it
00:36:39how would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him
00:36:42well if I'm just an amateur
00:36:44and you lost to me
00:36:47what does that make you?
00:36:48getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:50you know the golden hills created this AI system
00:36:53we have the right to unlock it
00:36:55if you get on your knees right now
00:36:56I might let you go
00:36:59don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:01well go ahead unlock it
00:37:02I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:06go boys
00:37:08you're gonna regret that
00:37:09get ready folks
00:37:10this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:24what?
00:37:26he's not just in the top ten
00:37:28he's the best in the country
00:37:29that means
00:37:30he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:34how?
00:37:35could it be?
00:37:38no that can't be right
00:37:40there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:43he's got a point
00:37:43can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying
00:37:46raking leaves?
00:37:47nowhere
00:37:47thank goodness
00:37:48you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:51you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:53you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:55this golf tournament's for pros
00:37:57not no amateurs like you
00:37:58boys get them out of here
00:38:00that's not up to you
00:38:02that's up to the golfers association
00:38:05Miss Wilson
00:38:05as the vice president of the association
00:38:08there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:10Tyler
00:38:12should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you making you my VP
00:38:16was the best decision I could make
00:38:21you're on their side?
00:38:23oh don't act shocked
00:38:24it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:26I know your little backwater club
00:38:28don't even know what that is
00:38:31I think we should get him out of here
00:38:33an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:35doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:40on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:42I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:38:45you bastards
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:53the chairman?
00:38:54that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:57don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:00nepotism's a big word for you, man
00:39:02you think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06he's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:39:08boys, get them out of here
00:39:09I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:11make sure they're gone
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back
00:39:14this is my turn
00:39:20this is my turn
00:39:27hands off
00:39:32that's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lion
00:39:35no one's ever seen it
00:39:36why did he bring it today?
00:39:38the Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour
00:39:43they're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:45and there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman
00:39:48what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:51that the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:57not Golden Hills
00:39:58Mr. Chairman
00:40:00these two crashed the press conference
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:04the trash
00:40:09how dare you
00:40:11do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14are you serious right now?
00:40:16you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:19who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25he is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:27Mr. Hale
00:40:29there's a bug in the system
00:40:31he's not even in the rankings
00:40:33he's a nobody
00:40:34a nobody
00:40:35so all these trophies he won
00:40:38mean nothing to you?
00:40:40all these trophies belong to him
00:40:43that's impossible
00:40:45he's done the impossible
00:40:46time and time again
00:40:48all these trophies belong to him
00:40:50and to him alone
00:40:52he is
00:40:53the legendary golfer
00:41:01the legendary golfer
00:41:03sir
00:41:05I need to talk to you
00:41:07in private
00:41:10what is he hiding from me?
00:41:14look
00:41:16I'd appreciate it
00:41:17if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:19Eleanor's still young
00:41:20and I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:24I am so sorry Claire
00:41:26I wasn't there for you
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:30and I should have been by your side
00:41:33I promise
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:43I understand
00:41:46I can keep your secret
00:41:47thanks
00:41:49here we go
00:41:55after a thorough review
00:41:56we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:42:03since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:06all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:15everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:24what?
00:42:25I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:27we don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:30and you have no right
00:42:31to disqualify me
00:42:32I am the president of the golf association
00:42:35and the host of the US Open
00:42:38I do have that right
00:42:40you old bastard
00:42:41you're making a mistake
00:42:42making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:44over this nobody?
00:42:45enough
00:42:47you and your golf club
00:42:49have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:51for far too long
00:42:53you have no authority here
00:42:57take them out of the better
00:42:58you can't do this
00:42:59you reckless bastard
00:43:01as for you
00:43:04the golf association has no room
00:43:07for a Golden Hills simpering laptop
00:43:10you're fired
00:43:12you can't fire me
00:43:13I am the vice president
00:43:15you can't fucking fire me
00:43:18you batsman
00:43:21I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting
00:43:25with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:27now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:32just watch out
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:35I chose to come back
00:43:36I'm ready for anything
00:43:39come what may
00:43:54alright
00:43:55you can open your eyes
00:44:03so you want to guess
00:44:05what I got you for your birthday
00:44:06I don't know
00:44:07but I do know
00:44:09that I'm gonna love it
00:44:11because it's a present from daddy
00:44:17daddy
00:44:18is this all for me?
00:44:20it's just like my drawing
00:44:21yep
00:44:22it's all yours sweetie
00:44:27oh
00:44:27I can't forget this
00:44:35perfect
00:44:37my princess
00:44:38may I have the first dance?
00:44:41yes
00:45:01mirror mirror on the wall
00:45:03who's the prettiest princess
00:45:05of them all
00:45:06why it's you
00:45:08my pretty little princess
00:45:10Miss Eleanor
00:45:10wait daddy
00:45:11I've got you a present
00:45:14this is my lucky bracelet
00:45:16I made it at school
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it
00:45:20means good things will happen
00:45:22daddy
00:45:22you're gonna be the bestest
00:45:24golf player ever
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you
00:45:27and I know mommy will too
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor
00:45:31to worry about me
00:45:32so I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:33but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:36thank you sweetie
00:45:39I promise
00:45:40I'm going to get you everything
00:45:42you ever wanted
00:45:49welcome everybody
00:45:49to the final qualifying round
00:45:51for the US Open
00:45:52which is also known as
00:45:53golf's longest day
00:45:56today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:45:57which means only the top 50 players
00:46:00will advance to the final round
00:46:01so good luck
00:46:03yeah
00:46:03let's do this
00:46:24wow
00:46:25out there
00:46:26wow
00:46:26Jim
00:46:28that was incredible
00:46:29wow
00:46:30that was incredible
00:46:44wow
00:46:45oh my god
00:46:49you won
00:46:51we won
00:46:53dinner's on me tonight guys
00:46:55we've got to celebrate
00:46:56let's party
00:46:57drink it up
00:46:58you know
00:46:58come on
00:46:59oh wait Jake
00:47:00we have dinner with dad tonight
00:47:01remember
00:47:01no
00:47:02disgusting
00:47:03he just wants you there
00:47:04he's trying to marry you off
00:47:05to that stupid piece of shit
00:47:07Henry
00:47:08I bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:47:09yeah I know
00:47:10and I've had enough
00:47:12it's time I end this
00:47:22Lion
00:47:23you've finally returned
00:47:30for the past six years
00:47:32I've torn through the competition
00:47:33but those old timers
00:47:35still insist
00:47:36that it is because
00:47:37you paved the way
00:47:38no matter how many titles
00:47:39I win
00:47:40your legacy
00:47:41hangs over my head
00:47:42hangs over every single trophy
00:47:44like a thorn
00:47:45digging deeper into my side
00:47:46but I'll perute myself
00:47:52when I'm implanted with this ship
00:47:54everyone will be forced
00:47:56to know the truth
00:47:56that I
00:47:58am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world
00:48:03I agreed to help me
00:48:04eschew off that trust fund brat
00:48:06by pretending to be
00:48:07her boyfriend tonight
00:48:18hi I'm Bobby
00:48:19it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:22god mid
00:48:23you just drag any bum
00:48:24off the street
00:48:25you dare
00:48:26show your face here
00:48:28dad
00:48:29can you be nice
00:48:30this is the hero
00:48:31I told you about
00:48:32that saved our golf club
00:48:51everyone
00:48:52this
00:48:54is Henry Hale
00:48:56his father is the president
00:48:57of the golfers association
00:48:59golf
00:49:00is in their blood
00:49:02just the type of family
00:49:04that my daughter
00:49:05should
00:49:06marry into
00:49:10Henry is it
00:49:12yep
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:15you're Gabriel's kid
00:49:16you act nothing like him
00:49:17what would you know
00:49:18about my father
00:49:19nothing
00:49:20he's just some broke bum
00:49:21that pulls weeds
00:49:22at our golf course
00:49:27Mia
00:49:28are you serious
00:49:29you brought the help home
00:49:33so humiliating
00:49:34yeah
00:49:35what is he doing here
00:49:38to shine Henry's shoes
00:49:42Mia has good taste
00:49:43I'm sure she'll
00:49:44know someone's right for her
00:49:46watch it yard boy
00:49:47his father runs a US Open
00:49:49with one phone call
00:49:51he can have you disqualified
00:49:53everybody
00:49:54let's not waste our time
00:49:55on this loser
00:49:56our food's getting cold
00:49:57let's go eat
00:50:02here please
00:50:03allow me
00:50:12oh
00:50:12that reminds me
00:50:13Mr. Collins
00:50:14you have to try
00:50:15one of these
00:50:16I just had him flown in
00:50:18from Cuba today
00:50:18really good Arbanos
00:50:20oh now we're talking
00:50:22real Cuba
00:50:27there you go
00:50:28excellent taste
00:50:30young man
00:50:32thank you
00:50:33okay can we not
00:50:34smoke at the table
00:50:35please
00:50:38yeah
00:50:38real mature
00:50:42we should really try
00:50:43this meal
00:50:44or shall we
00:50:45especially
00:50:56I'm sorry man
00:50:57I mistook that
00:50:57for an ashtray
00:50:58okay that's enough
00:50:59stop disrespecting
00:51:01my guest
00:51:04don't worry about it
00:51:06I'm sure they'll see
00:51:07a new side of me
00:51:08soon enough
00:51:09I brought a gift
00:51:23ew
00:51:24what is this
00:51:25sounds like shiny
00:51:27scrap metal
00:51:28I bet it's all junk
00:51:31Henry
00:51:32show this schmuck
00:51:34what a real gift
00:51:35looks like
00:51:35yes
00:51:36yes
00:51:36thank you for the
00:51:37reminder my friend
00:51:41well Mia
00:51:42I knew you grew up
00:51:43idolizing Lion
00:51:44so I wanted to do
00:51:45something special
00:51:47I got you this
00:51:49this is Lion's
00:51:50old tour card
00:51:52it took me ages
00:51:53to get it out
00:51:53of my father's
00:51:54collection
00:51:54that would go
00:51:56for millions
00:51:57at Sotheby's
00:51:58Henry this is
00:51:59very sweet of you
00:52:02but it's
00:52:03far too valuable
00:52:04I can't
00:52:05can't accept it
00:52:08this is incredibly
00:52:09rare
00:52:11what are you
00:52:12sparking about
00:52:12over there
00:52:13huh
00:52:13worried about
00:52:14that little
00:52:14trash bag
00:52:15that you brought
00:52:15in comparison
00:52:17admit it loser
00:52:18you are jealous
00:52:19because you could
00:52:20never afford
00:52:21a gift like that
00:52:27why don't we
00:52:27make a bet
00:52:29alright I'm
00:52:30listening
00:52:32if my gift
00:52:33is more valuable
00:52:35than yours
00:52:36you have to
00:52:37lick this plate
00:52:37clean
00:52:40cigar ash
00:52:41and all
00:52:49what a coincidence
00:52:52looks like I want
00:52:53to give Mia
00:52:54a Lion's tour
00:52:55card too
00:52:58but not just
00:52:59one
00:53:03ten
00:53:05whoa
00:53:06what
00:53:08that's impossible
00:53:09you're just a
00:53:10washed up loser
00:53:11like how is that
00:53:12possible
00:53:14well looks like
00:53:15you lost
00:53:16eat up
00:53:17jeez
00:53:18have I been
00:53:19getting this all
00:53:19wrong
00:53:20I gotta make a
00:53:21phone call
00:53:28wait
00:53:30guys
00:53:30we almost fell
00:53:31for this dude's
00:53:31trick
00:53:32I just talked
00:53:33to my father
00:53:33apparently there's
00:53:34hundreds of those
00:53:36things going around
00:53:36that are all fake
00:53:37the only way you
00:53:38can even tell
00:53:38is if you put them
00:53:40against a fire
00:53:41and then the
00:53:41little lion's head
00:53:42will pop up
00:53:43and let's be honest
00:53:45these
00:53:46are certain
00:53:46and now
00:53:48guess what
00:53:50my dad's on his
00:53:51way
00:53:51and we're gonna
00:53:52bust you
00:53:52as the con man
00:53:53that you are
00:53:54you pissed off
00:53:55the president
00:53:56you are so
00:53:58screwed
00:53:59how dare
00:54:00you bring
00:54:01fakes
00:54:02into my house
00:54:03so you all
00:54:04think these cards
00:54:05are fake
00:54:06yeah
00:54:06yeah
00:54:07yeah
00:54:08well I believe
00:54:09Bobby
00:54:10I don't think
00:54:11he'd lie to me
00:54:12well
00:54:13why talk about it
00:54:14let's put it
00:54:15to the test
00:54:16wait no
00:54:17you can't destroy
00:54:18those
00:54:18that's part of
00:54:20Lion's legacy
00:54:20that's a disrespect
00:54:21to golf itself
00:54:27wait no
00:54:28you can't destroy
00:54:29those
00:54:29that's part of
00:54:30Lion's legacy
00:54:31it'd be an insult
00:54:32to golf itself
00:54:33oh my god
00:54:34Mia why are you
00:54:35believing this guy
00:54:36I'm doing us all
00:54:37a favor by destroying
00:54:38these
00:54:38I'm calling him out
00:54:40for having a scam
00:54:46what's going on here
00:54:47what if that card
00:54:49actually is
00:54:50real
00:54:51fire test gold
00:54:54adversity test men
00:54:55yeah
00:54:58you lying
00:54:59con artist
00:55:00I'm sick of your
00:55:01parlor tricks
00:55:01get on your knees
00:55:03admit these are fake
00:55:04otherwise I'm gonna
00:55:05give you a glimpse
00:55:06some of the depths
00:55:06of hell
00:55:10dad
00:55:11this is who
00:55:12I was telling
00:55:12you about
00:55:12this is the
00:55:13con man
00:55:17ow
00:55:17you idiot
00:55:19what do you
00:55:20think you're doing
00:55:21mr. chairman
00:55:22he was the one
00:55:23that brought the
00:55:24fakes
00:55:24we had nothing
00:55:25to do with it
00:55:28fakes
00:55:31no no no no
00:55:33these are the
00:55:33real deal
00:55:34what
00:55:38fakes
00:55:41no no no no
00:55:43these are the
00:55:44real deal
00:55:45what
00:55:45dad what are you
00:55:47talking about
00:55:47are you senile
00:55:49like those can't
00:55:50be real
00:55:51ow
00:55:52did I raise an
00:55:53idiot
00:55:53wait a minute
00:55:54if those cards
00:55:55are real
00:55:56then he
00:55:57he's lying
00:56:00I apologize
00:56:01for interrupting
00:56:02your family dinner
00:56:02I'll be
00:56:03cutting up
00:56:04all of his
00:56:05credit cards
00:56:05again
00:56:05and he will
00:56:07be grounded
00:56:08until hopefully
00:56:09he learns his
00:56:10lesson
00:56:10let's go
00:56:11your mother's
00:56:11in the car
00:56:12ow
00:56:12ow
00:56:13it's a person
00:56:14ow
00:56:15we almost
00:56:17destroyed
00:56:18those precious
00:56:19treasures
00:56:20we didn't mean
00:56:22to
00:56:22it was all
00:56:23Henry's fault
00:56:26well
00:56:27it looks like
00:56:28dinner's finished
00:56:29to me
00:56:30let's go for a
00:56:31walk
00:56:31that sounds
00:56:32nice
00:56:34it'd be good to
00:56:35get some fresh air
00:56:36away from this
00:56:37stench
00:56:46sorry you had to
00:56:47deal with my
00:56:47family back
00:56:48there
00:56:49don't worry
00:56:49about it
00:56:51I just didn't
00:56:51want our first
00:56:52date to end
00:56:52sour
00:56:58is that your
00:56:59wife
00:57:08yes
00:57:09she passed
00:57:10in labor
00:57:12I'm sorry
00:57:14I know what
00:57:15it's like
00:57:16to lose
00:57:17someone you
00:57:17love
00:57:18never gets
00:57:19easier
00:57:21I want you
00:57:21to know that
00:57:22I'm not trying
00:57:23to replace
00:57:23anybody
00:57:25I just
00:57:27want to be
00:57:27by your side
00:57:45stay here
00:57:45Mia
00:57:47be careful
00:57:48hey bitch
00:57:50who's gonna
00:57:51save you now
00:57:52huh
00:57:52hey baby
00:57:54oh no
00:57:56Bobby watch out
00:58:04hey
00:58:08let her go
00:58:09Tyler
00:58:14Bobby
00:58:18I thought you
00:58:18were gonna go
00:58:19down swinging
00:58:22those are cute
00:58:24those are my
00:58:25daughters
00:58:28see that
00:58:29it's what you
00:58:30get for going
00:58:30against me
00:58:31you son of a
00:58:32bitch
00:58:35it's time to
00:58:35go join your
00:58:36wife in the
00:58:37hell
00:58:41fuck
00:58:42come on
00:58:42boys
00:58:43you got lucky
00:58:44this time
00:58:44motherfucker
00:58:45next time I
00:58:46see you
00:58:46it's gonna be
00:58:47your last
00:58:50my hand
00:58:52oh I think
00:58:53it's broken
00:58:54gotta get to
00:58:55the hospital
00:58:57let's go
00:59:06wait don't move
00:59:09not until the
00:59:10doctor says
00:59:11what's wrong
00:59:13I have an
00:59:13edge
00:59:15down there
00:59:16my hands
00:59:17are
00:59:17okay well
00:59:18let me
00:59:19itch it for
00:59:19you
00:59:23is it right
00:59:24here
00:59:30how's that
00:59:31feel
00:59:31that's amazing
00:59:32is that it
00:59:34oh yeah
00:59:34that's so
00:59:36good
00:59:38that's amazing
00:59:40please
00:59:42oh yes
00:59:44what's daddy
00:59:45doing
00:59:46eleanor
00:59:48daddy
00:59:50hey
00:59:51oh
00:59:52oh
00:59:52sorry
00:59:53hey doc
00:59:54um what's wrong
00:59:56with bobby's hand
00:59:56well mr wood's right
00:59:58hand suffered a
00:59:59stress fracture
01:00:00he needs
01:00:01at least six weeks
01:00:02of proper rest
01:00:03or there will be
01:00:04permanent consequences
01:00:05six weeks
01:00:07what about the
01:00:08u.s. open
01:00:09you need rest
01:00:10and that's
01:00:11doctor's orders
01:00:15i missed you
01:00:16eleanor
01:00:16i missed you too
01:00:17wait wait wait
01:00:18what are you doing
01:00:19you need to rest
01:00:20and you're not
01:00:21swinging a club
01:00:21anytime soon
01:00:22i have to go
01:00:23to the u.s. open
01:00:25i'll pop oxy
01:00:26if i have to
01:00:26okay but we only
01:00:27have one a day
01:00:28and it only lasts
01:00:29four hours
01:00:30what are you gonna
01:00:31do when the pill
01:00:31wears off
01:00:32you can't hold
01:00:32the club correctly
01:00:35four hours is plenty
01:00:36i'll win
01:00:37for you and me
01:00:40it's time the
01:00:41legendary line of
01:00:42golf gets its
01:00:43proper ending
01:00:46welcome to the
01:00:47u.s. open
01:00:48championships
01:00:49the total course
01:00:50will consist of
01:00:5072 holes
01:00:51across four days
01:00:53the player with
01:00:53the lowest total
01:00:54score will win
01:00:55this year
01:00:56will be at the
01:00:57infamous devil's
01:00:58course
01:00:58the auckland
01:01:00golf club
01:01:00the course
01:01:01consists of
01:01:02250 acres
01:01:03168 bunkers
01:01:04tall roughs
01:01:05and no water
01:01:06hazards
01:01:06it is heavily
01:01:07designed to
01:01:08punish every
01:01:09mistake
01:01:10who will
01:01:11conquer the
01:01:11devil's course
01:01:12and who will
01:01:13claim the
01:01:14sterling trophy
01:01:17what
01:01:18what
01:01:19wait
01:01:20bobby
01:01:20bobby our
01:01:21groundskeeper
01:01:22is the
01:01:22legendary lion
01:01:23he's a grand
01:01:25sling champion
01:01:26he's never
01:01:26lost a tournament
01:01:27and now that
01:01:28the lion's back
01:01:29if we win
01:01:30august will be
01:01:30saved
01:01:31bobby didn't
01:01:32want to tell
01:01:32him about his
01:01:33injury
01:01:33but his right
01:01:34hand
01:01:35is it really
01:01:36going to be
01:01:36okay
01:01:55your old news
01:01:56loser
01:01:57still living out
01:01:58your old
01:01:58grand slam
01:01:59glory days
01:02:00as your calling
01:02:01card
01:02:01shut the fuck
01:02:02up tyler
01:02:04feisty
01:02:05i like it
01:02:06you can keep
01:02:06screeching
01:02:07but when i win
01:02:07i'm gonna find
01:02:08something to shove
01:02:09down your throat
01:02:10to shut you up
01:02:11enough
01:02:11this is a waste
01:02:13of time
01:02:13while lion
01:02:14has been sleeping
01:02:15away all these
01:02:16years
01:02:16i have been
01:02:17conquering this
01:02:18very course
01:02:19year after year
01:02:24you think you can
01:02:25keep up with me
01:02:32you don't wake
01:02:33a sleeping lion
01:02:39i will crush the
01:02:40very pedestal your
01:02:41followers have built
01:02:42up in your absence
01:02:43i will show them
01:02:44once and for all
01:02:45who deserves to be
01:02:47the greatest of all
01:02:47time
01:03:11incredible
01:03:11the golden hills
01:03:13golden boys
01:03:13strike with
01:03:14near robotic
01:03:15precision
01:03:18they're all playing
01:03:19way above their
01:03:19level
01:03:20it's almost like
01:03:21they can see the
01:03:21exact angle arc
01:03:22and swing path
01:03:27man oh man
01:03:28this ai
01:03:30it's incredible
01:03:31it's our secret
01:03:31weapon
01:03:32this has been
01:03:33he can't beat us
01:03:34he's done for
01:03:43can he do it
01:03:53this is your
01:03:54grand slam
01:03:54here
01:03:55he's better
01:03:56off as my
01:03:56caddy
01:03:58don't push
01:03:58yourself
01:03:59you can't
01:03:59play like
01:03:59this
01:04:01don't worry
01:04:02about it
01:04:03i'm not gonna
01:04:04miss my next
01:04:04shot
01:04:10all right
01:04:11well you focus
01:04:12on swinging
01:04:12i'll take care
01:04:13of the rest
01:04:39hey are you okay
01:04:42how's the
01:04:43leaderboard
01:04:44there you go
01:04:45good job today
01:04:47let's find out
01:04:51oh thank god
01:04:52we made it to the
01:04:53finals
01:04:53i'm still way
01:04:55behind
01:04:55to win this game
01:04:56i have to catch up
01:04:58quickly
01:04:59game's just begun
01:05:22mia where are you
01:05:24hey do you need something
01:05:26i tried to grab my
01:05:27towel but my wrist
01:05:28still hurts
01:05:30oh yeah hold on
01:05:34can you massage it
01:05:35please
01:05:36the ferocious lion
01:05:38needs some help
01:05:41where does it hurt
01:05:45right here
01:05:59the finals are tomorrow
01:06:02i don't want you to
01:06:03overexert yourself
01:06:04tonight
01:06:28i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:34eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:38a good luck kiss for daddy
01:06:40now you're gonna win today
01:06:41because you always say
01:06:43i'm the luckiest thing
01:06:44that ever happened to you
01:07:01four hours
01:07:02i need to finish before noon
01:07:20what's going on
01:07:22who's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:07:24it's
01:07:32wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper
01:07:34into the bunker
01:07:36what are they trying to do
01:07:40that's the game plan
01:07:41the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:44he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:52we're completely dug in
01:07:54what are you gonna do
01:07:58just give it up old man
01:07:59according to our calculations
01:08:01it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:05the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:07there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:10they must be playing dirty
01:08:15you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:18so what if we did
01:08:19all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:31you want a hint
01:08:32the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:35and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:37you lose
01:08:39ai's never wrong
01:08:41you're so screwed
01:08:44dude
01:08:45dude
01:08:45just accept it
01:08:47you're a washed up retiree
01:08:49you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:51don't you understand that
01:08:52it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:57leave it to me
01:09:17how the hell
01:09:18no
01:09:19that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:23it's impossible
01:09:30see he landed back in the bunker
01:09:33he still needs two strokes
01:09:35that fossil doesn't understand that ai
01:09:37it runs the world now
01:09:42bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:44just to tie with kane
01:09:45shit mia
01:09:47we're done for
01:09:48looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:51the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:54it's your biggest mistake
01:09:55making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:57nobody can do that
01:10:01wait on the green
01:10:02something's moving
01:10:07wait
01:10:09that's my ball
01:10:12did he just
01:10:14ooh so close
01:10:16but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:20it's okay guys
01:10:22even if august golf club goes down
01:10:24we'll stick together like family
01:10:26our cutting edge ai implant chips
01:10:30have exactly what we need
01:10:32to get in your way
01:10:33when
01:10:35in your dreams
01:10:37our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:39and guess what
01:10:40it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:50what's this
01:10:51i can't believe my eyes
01:10:53the ball's still moving
01:10:55look alive boys
01:10:58i'm still in play
01:11:05it stopped
01:11:08a pathetic old man
01:11:10challenging hard facts and data
01:11:12it's impossible
01:11:13yeah you must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:25oh my god
01:11:28oh my god let's go
01:11:34i knew you could do it
01:11:38our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:41how did you
01:11:42nah you know what man
01:11:43it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:45right
01:11:45i mean
01:11:46there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:50it's not a bug
01:11:52he took the path that ai
01:11:53considered to be impossible
01:11:55and he did it in one stroke
01:11:58he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:59beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you
01:12:04all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:06can't compete with years of experience
01:12:08on the golf course
01:12:11it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:14so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:19now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:22bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means
01:12:25a sudden death rap
01:12:27whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:45don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go
01:13:05come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man
01:13:14it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it
01:13:24painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is hole 10
01:13:39535 yards
01:13:41at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up
01:13:52the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:57you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:13the flag's all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:18disappear
01:14:18there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:14:21my experience doesn't lie
01:14:36you're screwed up
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:41chin up old man
01:14:43you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:45for good
01:14:46daddy
01:14:47a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:49i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon
01:14:57soon what
01:14:58are you praying for a miracle
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less than that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:37fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerdy
01:15:52yes
01:15:54kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02got this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's going to be a total eclipse
01:16:07how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:23you got this
01:16:29wait
01:16:30bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:16:32he's aiming for the flat
01:16:33he's swinging for the wind
01:16:35i'll tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:09now watch this drive
01:17:13now watch this drive
01:17:16now watch this drive
01:17:18now watch this drive
01:17:19now watch this drive
01:17:20now watch this drive
01:17:25now watch this drive
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:04Fuck!
01:18:05How did he do this?
01:18:14No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:20Fuck!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Goats!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship,
01:18:53Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club!
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:23The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it.
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:38The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:46And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:18This is enough to arrest you.
01:20:19And investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please, stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:57Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:01Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor, daddy has a lot of money now and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:07want to go to.
01:21:08You're staying with you.
01:21:10I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:38okay then we're all going to be a big happy family
01:22:00you
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