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00:10I don't know.
00:46you look good yeah i am proud of you i'm proud of you i love you i love you so
00:54much
01:07oh my god let's fucking go yeah do this okay you better be home by 5 15.
01:19no problemo babe
01:26yo stop stop you're gonna wake up the whole fucking neighborhood be fucking on time
01:29shit i forgot yeah i'm sorry yeah give me a sec
01:33fucking oh yeah there it is there it is you get in the fucking coming to go in that car
01:43get in the
01:43fucking car get in the car let's go there's just nothing allowed yet all right just
01:53why are you slamming that fool why do you have to just just fucking shut it slam it don't say
01:58you
01:59didn't when you did mike i did this you guys show me again yeah
02:10how terrible is that fucking filth got it from fucking gogos it's pretty good what is it he's
02:15look the other debit only now what if you don't have a debit card right then you're fucked if you
02:19don't have a debit card you got the debit card you got to pay a fucking fee it's like they
02:22fuck you in
02:23the ass either way yeah because if they do the credit card then they got to pay a percentage of
02:28the credit card i understand but why fuck the customer it's just for no reason
02:34gotta tell you my it's kind of like a little bit of a glass half half empty kind of
02:39energy you're working with for this mission double oh fucking suck my dick what do you mean a mission
02:43yo we're fucking transporting some goods across state lines we're taking a fucking tape box to
02:47gary indiana gary fucking indiana that's where we're going what's in the box i don't know what's
02:52in the fucking box it's taped i just said it's taped you can tell me
02:58all right fair enough i don't need to know you're a fucking donkey that's what you fucking are
03:02that's what you are fucking all you don't even know what you're fucking taking you're just fucking
03:05moving donkey fucking packing old donkey i am a donkey yeah you ever see what a donkey's packing
03:10downstairs you ever see that donkey downstairs
03:18what's happening stay here is that jimmy
03:21mike
03:23mike
04:00what are you doing good didn't i say stay in the car what man i said stay in the car
04:05why can't you
04:06just stay in the fucking car you didn't say stay in the car you didn't hear me say stay in
04:09the car
04:10you didn't say it's fucking watching you say it because you didn't say it's too much rich
04:14fucking dog huh i'm not a fucking dog you can't fucking tell me where to go and when to do
04:19it
04:21yo look what i made last night
04:26you made a fucking did you make that yeah i made this tunes for gary come on baby let's do
04:33this
04:35oh oh oh oh i am gradual with the volume just turn it off this is gradual with the volume
04:43that's
04:43exactly what i did i swear to god stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it
04:47pull this
04:48fucking car over and fucking leave you here you understand this is not this is this is not
04:52gradual this figure like that that's not what i did i know how to i respect the fucking car
05:00now i want you to respect the fucking music
05:25good gracious
05:38there's some fun facts about gary
05:42guess the population
05:4570 000
05:47uh it is a rust belt city
05:50it was once known as magic city it was once also known as the city of the century
05:55city of the century 54 female for those of us in the car that are you know not married that
06:01might be
06:01a pretty fun fact
06:05obviously john cougar melancamp michael jackson fucking orangutan michael jackson's from gary
06:10the whole jackson five for that man could have fucking said tito before fucking john cougar melancamp
06:14all right oh shit coney king does a piece of puff what coney king does a piece of puff i
06:19thought that was
06:20just a chicago thing
06:23you're trying to tell me you're not at all excited about traveling more
06:26traveling yeah i'm not just tired of the same old same old
06:29this is what i'm talking about michael this is a fucking mission
06:32jimmy's entrusting us with some more responsibility
06:34we got the fucking open road ahead of us
06:36you know there's a lot of you know positive things about this day
06:40responsibility huh
06:41yeah yeah feeling respected
06:44yeah yeah
06:46i think the time you'll come to find that this is a
06:48maybe a potentially transformative day
06:50come on
06:52we're on a great day
06:53bop down to gary
06:55little bada bing bada boom
06:57bop bap out here we're fucking home by 5 15
07:00the latest
07:015 15 why 5 15
07:03it's just the thing with tiff that she's got superstition about
07:05superstition about what
07:06her mom went into labor at 5 15
07:08she got it in her head that she's gonna
07:10you know
07:11same thing's gonna happen to her
07:12it's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life
07:14i can't
07:14why would the same thing
07:15i know literally how many minutes are in a fucking day
07:17there's like thousands of fucking minutes in a day
07:19why would it happen in the same time
07:20michael i'm not saying that this makes any kind of sense at all
07:22so we need to be back by 5 15 because her fucking mother spit her out
07:25it's a non-it's a non-issue
07:26it's a non-issue
07:27it's a non-issue
07:28well it is a fucking issue if you're saying we gotta be back by 5 15
07:31we'll be back by 5 15
07:32that's why i'm saying it's a non-issue
07:37you'd rather be at the fucking serving beefs all day
07:40come on
07:41like an open road
07:45where's my kansas city baby and i love kansas city wine
07:53well i might take the train i might take the plane
07:57but if i have to walk i'm going to kansas city kansas city here i come
08:09they got some crazy little women there and i'm gonna give me one
08:15welcome to indiana
08:17here you go you're a fucking world traveler rich congratulations
08:20let's go
08:21well yeah you feel different
08:36city of magic city of the century
08:41you think this happened overnight
08:43oh yeah i just flipped a switch
08:45and everything just went
08:46flipped a switch
08:52definitely doesn't feel like chicago
08:59i'm gonna give me one
09:02i don't know what to say
09:04she'll change
09:06quick
09:08they got some crazy little women there and i'm gonna give me one
09:16they got some crazy little women there and i'm gonna give me one
09:27call it jim
09:30just
09:43hey hi hon
09:44hey how you feeling
09:48uh i'm i you know i think i'm good
09:51what do you mean
09:52i don't know i'm not sure how to describe it it's just like
09:55it's just like
09:56what
09:57it's like i feel like i have to shit really bad but i don't know
10:00i can't tell if this is what the doctor said to look out for
10:03okay
10:06contraction
10:06you think it's like like braxton hicks
10:09uh yeah probably but you know i'll be okay it's not close to 5 15 yet so
10:13yeah
10:14yeah don't worry i'm okay
10:16okay
10:16did you do the drop off
10:18uh almost
10:19uh-huh well i'm proud of you i'm really proud of you how's the drive are you having fun
10:23yeah yeah we're having a good time
10:26and how about mikey is he okay yeah he's good okay that's great but don't smoke any cigarettes
10:31so honey promise me right okay listen i'm gonna call you back okay just try me if you need
10:36everything okay i love you okay i love you so much
10:39what's up what do you say say let us know in a few hours
10:45let us know
10:47what's up
10:48like three four richie i didn't say it he said
10:53you had hours to kill him gary you still feeling respected
10:57fuck it it's just i don't know let's get something to eat
11:02you see that it's michael jackson's house
11:05huh
11:08shimmy
11:17lock the door
11:19meet you in there
11:24what is he teddy pendergrass
11:26yes we are
11:28oh a little tp yes i love tp romantic romantic hot dog place you got here
11:33oh
11:35oh
11:35i listen to the old school music yeah i'm right there with you
11:39yeah and you know what they're saying
11:41yeah
11:44hi welcome to cloning king appreciate you
11:46yo mike this is alicia how are you nice to meet you
11:48mike how are you i'll be your server just let me know if you need anything
11:52i appreciate it what about you i love you
11:57welcome
11:59you're missing out you're missing out huh
12:01yeah yeah how long you worked here i've been working here five years five years
12:06yeah that's business pretty good it's great i love it you love it what you love about it
12:11i like working with people for public that's the answer right there michael hates people
12:16oh man
12:18i believe what he says i don't like crowds i don't hate people but i just don't like
12:22crowds you cook at home you like the truth yeah only the truth no yeah when i leave here
12:29i don't want to go stand in front of a stove that's it huh y'all cook at home a
12:35little bit
12:35sometimes i write out some pots and pans but i don't know not too much i don't really cook
12:38at the restaurant though so what kind of restaurant similar to this okay similar to this
12:43family spot i do some cooking from time to time yeah yeah what do you do what do i do
12:48at the restaurant yeah yeah what do you do uh i guess i'm like uh i don't know how you
12:53say it
12:54like like kind of a bit of a song and dance man there you go there you go i don't
12:57know public
12:58relations card facing you know
13:08doesn't what do you think of the name annie
13:15there are some names ever you like
13:22people call me crazy but i actually like the name alphia alphia alphia alphia alphia sounds
13:28like the name of like somebody that's getting their ass kicked off nah alphia feels strong
13:36like a nerd sounds like a nerd man i'll see you i'll see you i'll see you later i'll see
13:47you
13:47around noon i'll see you i'll see you when i get back from uh from social studies i'll see you
13:55for dinner i'll see you when i hear you i meant this uh eva i like once eva
14:34oh look at these little fuckers oh these little fuckers are about to get it what's up girls oh
14:41we're gonna fucking okay yeah sure all right you little fuckers you ready to get some my second
14:49favorite sport right here hey we got nicks hey what's the score of that game right there
14:57well you guys who bring you picking daisies let me and my boy get one of you we run threes
15:03which one all right come on daffodil you ready to win yeah come here young buck what's going on i'm
15:08mikey and that's hg what's up buddy how are you oh we getting our balls like that y'all want
15:12five
15:13points what's up mikey what's up all right let's run i don't even need to warm up all right come
15:18on
15:18rich let's go oh it's time for a little silk and swede y'all about to get so y'all
15:24won't run
15:24sure you don't need to stretch i'm about to stretch you boy hold on let's wait for him
15:28you ready yeah hey good luck youngsters
15:37i'm sorry where were you all right play play play i got bigs go out there stay where i'm
15:42safe right now okay
15:45that's gonna hurt let's go yeah it's man game now it's different let's go ha ha
15:52you know it's the it's the orange circle right it's the orange you want to try to get it in
15:57that
15:57orange circle everyone's afraid of contact out here go to the basket that ain't happening don't
16:03be afraid oh come on it was good for you mike every dog has his day all right bring it
16:10down
16:10there again it's because i'm covering three guys rich let's go play ball ha ha ha it's every time
16:20he's beating in the back fucking door yo keep the fucking door shut do not let him do not let
16:25him get behind you it's this mother fucker all right let's go nice play oh where are you going
16:32let's go yeah that's what i'm talking about hey you got it it's one that's one let's go
16:36hey come on yep hit one daffodil that's a good shot boy banks fucking open all day
16:44i see it hey hey hey it's a shot that fucking counts right let's go play defense hot shot
16:53let's go let's go let's go play ball check up check up he's crying i tell you what they breed
17:03him soft out here in india huh huh it ain't the 80s it ain't the 80s let's go yeah i
17:10don't like
17:10you change your diaper before the game like do you or do you just play what do you got a
17:14swimmer on you play with a swimmer on let's go next basket wins no set the ball yes sir
17:20yes sir yes baby let's go see that screen yeah i'm a fucking lying i love it i love you
17:29boy all
17:30day hey good shit good shit youngsters good shit look at that look at what he's doing hey young
17:35buck you're not so bad you should miss a back how do you miss a back door there you see
17:39in the
17:40back of his head you got to cut to the back and you're not passing exactly and that's what i've
17:43been
17:43trying to tell you guys are fucking garbage the indiana guys are fucking garbage hey such old
17:47bitch ass up oh you're negative you're negative you know what actually i'm not you don't get no
17:54no no no no no no no no no no no no it's all right let him play let him
17:57play let him play we love
17:58you we love you yo your fucking nikes look like fucking moccasins
18:07fellas let's be real very indiana
18:18hey you got tall boys no tall boys regular boys like you
18:24oh yeah what do we got here hey yo yo why you creeping
18:35come on give me some of that oe
18:36don't focus some of that ah
18:40drink your beer and get out okay okay don't drink beer in store
18:43yo i feel sorry for your mother
18:46no what'd you say about my mama sorry about my friend
18:53two please let me get a scratch card
18:59crescent kick is a defensive maneuver that's just you know clearing space
19:03just to just to fucking snap kick is for speed
19:07don't even see that fucker coming but then if you need power then you know it's just fucking
19:11psychic bah all day break a fucker's knee right
19:14bah oh that's it i felt that shit
19:17want me to tell you what the move is though yeah
19:18look dude i don't want to fight you at all i'm just going home that's it
19:21fucking back kick
19:24right back kick i was getting there
19:27ding dong motherfucker
19:31oh be careful there be careful don't get on there hey i'm so sorry about
19:35and it's like so it's like a fucking mule like think about a mule like that
19:39it's these big you're actually generating force with like the big fucking muscles
19:44you know what i'm saying yeah it's because you're already going this direction
19:47then you come in that direction yeah just even like the sight of it you know what i mean
20:02why are we starving
20:06christmas cousin
20:28whoo-hoo
20:29where's she
20:36Oh, yes, sir.
20:40Oh, yes, sir.
20:42You're fucking unbelievable.
20:48You got fucking magic powers, dog.
21:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:04Oh, let's see.
21:09Just a spoon.
21:17Ah, ah, spoon bite.
21:24Swoom.
21:31Come on.
21:33Come on.
21:35Yo.
21:36You see that sign?
21:41Huh?
21:42Cousin, you see that sign right over there?
21:44Yeah.
21:49I think...
21:50Did you see it before?
21:53What are you talking about?
21:54I'm saying, there's no way.
21:58The two of us are sitting here for over an hour.
22:01And neither of us have seen that fuckin' sign right there.
22:06Yeah, Rich, it's a fuckin' sign.
22:09I think that bar just appeared.
22:11Shut the fuck up.
22:12Yo, for real?
22:12Shut the fuck up.
22:13For real, though?
22:14I think that bar just fuckin' appeared.
22:16Michael.
22:17Okay, the bar just fuckin' appeared, Rich.
22:19You don't think that's crazy?
22:21It's a fuckin' bar.
22:23It's a sign.
22:26It's a sign.
22:27Open.
22:29That sign's a sign.
22:31That sign is a sign.
22:34We're goin' in there.
22:36Are you fuckin' retarded?
22:37Are you fuckin'...
22:38We've been sittin' here an hour.
22:39He's gonna call any minute.
22:40We're not goin' in a fuckin' bar.
22:41What's the big deal?
22:42We run in a little fuckin' shot of rhythm and blues.
22:44We're not goin' in a fuckin' bar, Rich.
22:46Just sit down and do your fuckin' job.
22:47No.
22:47Listen to what I'm tellin' you, Michael.
22:48That sign is a sign.
22:50Okay, it's a fuckin' sign.
22:50Some things are bigger than you and me and fuckin' Jimmy.
22:53We are goin' in there.
22:53We're not goin' in a fuckin' bar.
22:55Just sit the fuck down.
22:56Man, I hate when you get like this.
22:57I fuckin' hate that.
22:58Stop, don't hit the fuckin'...
22:59What are you doin'?
23:00What are you fuckin' doin'?
23:01You're right, you're right.
23:02Damn it.
23:03You're right.
23:04We can't do it.
23:05Alright.
23:09What are you doin'?
23:10Hey, Richie, get in the fuckin' car!
23:12Rich!
23:13Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle?
23:16Sir, please, I'm not gonna ask you again.
23:17Please step out of the vehicle.
23:19License and registrate.
23:20Okay, that's it!
23:21Put your vagina where I can see it!
23:23Put your vagina right where I can see it!
23:26There's fuckin' houses!
23:27Stop!
23:27Yo!
23:28Yo, come on!
23:29Wait, come on, we're not goin'!
23:30Yo, come on, let's just go!
23:31I'm not doin' that fuckin' bar!
23:32I'm not doin' that fuckin' bar!
23:33No!
23:33Just a little shot of rhythm and blues and we come back!
23:35What are you doin'?
23:35I'm not doin' it!
23:36No!
23:36No!
23:36You're fuckin' here!
23:37You fuckin' do a shot of fuckin' cocaine!
23:40You think you can fight a fuckin' tiger?
23:42Come on!
23:43Stop!
23:44It's fuckin' terrible!
23:45What's terrible?
23:46I'm, like, genuinely inspired here, and you're just shittin' all over my fuckin' dreams!
23:51It's terrible!
23:52I hope you feel good about yourself right now!
23:55Why are you pressuring me?
23:56Come on!
23:58Alright, fuck you!
24:00I'm goin' in.
24:01You're goin'?
24:02I'm goin' in!
24:04Oh, shit!
24:06Yo!
24:08I'm good?
24:08How do I look?
24:09You look like a fuckin' barbarian, dude.
24:11You look like my father.
24:13Alright, I'm goin' in.
24:14Yo!
24:18Yeah!
24:21You'll fuckin' see!
24:23You'll fuckin' see!
24:26You're gonna remember this fuckin' day!
24:42That's a fuckin' sign!
24:44That's a fuckin' sign!
24:59up!
25:21This ain't nothin' but sweat inside my hands, so I dig into my pocket all my money spent, so I
25:26should
25:27Still coming up for Lent, so I start my mission,
25:30leave my residence, thinking how I could
25:32I get some dead presents, I need money.
25:34I used to be a stick-up kid, so I think of all the devious
25:37things I did, I used to roll up, cause there's a hole up.
25:40Ain't nothing funny, stop smiling, still don't
25:42nothing move but the money, but now I've learned to earn
25:45cause I'm righteous, I feel great, so maybe I might
25:48just search for a nine to five.
25:51Hey.
25:51Hey.
25:53You Mike?
25:57Yeah.
25:59Is it true?
26:01What's that?
26:03You're one of the goalies for the Blackhawks?
26:08Uh...
26:08Yeah?
26:10E-bug?
26:13That's right.
26:16What is that?
26:17What's an E-bug?
26:19It's an emergency backup goalie.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:24I like never play, but I'm with the squad.
26:28That's cool.
26:28Mm.
26:29That's cool.
26:33Yeah, your buddy told us about you.
26:36Yeah.
26:37I bet he did.
26:39He also said, um, tell you to put your big boy pants on.
26:45And join us in the bar.
26:48Sounds about right.
26:50Oh boy.
26:51I'm just a messenger.
26:52I got it.
26:53Okay.
26:53It's pretty fun though.
26:54Okay.
26:55Okay.
26:56Okay.
26:59Okay.
27:04Okay.
27:04Okay.
27:04Okay.
27:04Okay.
27:16So, I, one time, after a night out, uh, I got a ride home, but they took me to the
27:22wrong
27:22house and I was too embarrassed to tell them that I knocked on the door of the house and,
27:28and convinced them to let me just come inside for a little bit.
27:32It's a fact.
27:33It's a fact.
27:34It's a fact.
27:35It's a fact.
27:36It's true.
27:38Okay.
27:39All right.
27:39You're up.
27:40You're up.
27:41All right.
27:43Nine years old.
27:44Mm-hmm.
27:44I'm an altar boy.
27:45Big shot.
27:46Yo!
27:47What the fuck?
27:49No.
27:50No.
27:50Immediately, no.
27:51You guys are fucking good.
27:53All right.
27:53Can I take another crack at this?
27:55All right.
27:56Okay.
27:57Um, my senior year, uh, I was doing pretty well in school, but with fucking maths, I'm
28:04with my fucking Lambune, you know?
28:06So...
28:06And look who the cat drug is.
28:08Hey, everybody.
28:09You see this?
28:10Fucking great.
28:14Um, so my grandma, she gave me an ultimatum.
28:17She was like, you gotta get a math tutor.
28:19And so she told me about this lady, Roxolano, who sang in her church choir, who, she was
28:25like, uh, a math professor for Cooks County Community.
28:30And I was like, no fucking way, grandma.
28:32I don't wanna fucking do this.
28:33I don't wanna do the math tutor with some fucking 90-year-old, like, you know, fucking
28:36babushka.
28:37Like, yeah, you know what I'm saying?
28:39Like...
28:40So, but she was like, listen, you gotta do it or you gotta move out.
28:43So, come Thursday, 7.30, I'm at this dude's house, eating his fucking mom's golden lasagne,
28:50you know?
28:51Okay.
28:51And I realized, like, I gotta be at, uh, at Roxolano's, this Tudor's, you know, in like,
28:57five minutes.
28:58So I fucking down my cranberry juice, and I fucking sprint over there, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
29:02-ba,
29:03knock on the door.
29:04And this fucking woman that opens the door, I swear to God, like, straight out of Sports
29:10Illustrated fucking swimsuit issue.
29:12This is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, up to this point.
29:16Jet black hair, long, all the way down, just kissing kind of the top of her butt, you know?
29:21And we get in...
29:23What?
29:23What?
29:23What?
29:24What?
29:24What?
29:25You guys willing to factor fix me in, or you wanna hear more of the story?
29:29You wanna hear the story?
29:30Yeah, you wanna hear the story, okay.
29:32Alright, so we get in there, we're talking math, and all of a sudden, I feel my entire
29:38insides just turn to liquid, and I gotta take a shit, like, bad.
29:44But I know that she got one little bathroom right there, this tiny thing, and I know if
29:48I go in there, she's gonna hear everything, you know?
29:51Oh, my God.
29:52And I'm just like, I mean, on the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber, you know, we're talking
29:57math, and on the inside, I'm just like, come on, asshole, don't you fucking fail me now,
30:01baby.
30:02And somehow, by the grace of God, I make it through this fucking tutor session, right?
30:09That's not helpful.
30:10Mmm.
30:12So, Roxanne, a pleasure to meet you, I'll see you next Thursday, you know, bah, bah, bah.
30:16I get outside, and I'm like, yes, I'm gonna fucking make it, I start to walk, quickly
30:20back up, back down, and it just comes out.
30:24That's it.
30:24And all, and it's just like, that's, that's what's, that's what is happening.
30:28And I'm just, I start to pull my drawers down, my pants down.
30:32I look like one of those, um, photographs of the guys that just discovered oil, you know?
30:37Like, we'll be, like, like, stuff is gurgling, I can't tell what's coming up.
30:39And it's just like, some mud, and shit, and everywhere.
30:45And, and it's, I, like, I have this incredible feeling of relief, right?
30:50Until, I see her little porch light come on, and time slows down, and I see her doorknob
30:55turn, and open, and I look at her, and she looks at me very quickly, and then she quickly
31:01looks away, and, and I just fucking take off through the hedges, and I'm just fucking
31:08running.
31:09I'm just heading right back to Michael's house, and I'm covered with brambles, and my balls
31:13are slapping on either side, and I just got, like, a trail behind me, and I just can't
31:19stop laughing.
31:20And I'm crying with laughter, because I know in six blocks down fucking Milwaukee, I'm
31:23gonna be at this dude's house, and I'm gonna tell him this story, and this motherfucker
31:27is gonna love it.
31:29Factor Fiction.
31:34Sadly, sadly, it is a bad.
31:36Sadly, it is a fucking bad.
31:40I love you.
31:41I love you.
31:43I'm alright, I'm alright, this, this, this, this is what's on me.
31:46I got to subject you guys to a lot.
31:48Alright, hold on, I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
31:56I'll be right back.
32:00I'll be right back.
32:01You know I know, right?
32:02I said.
32:04Huh.
32:08You know I know, you're not a goalie for nothing.
32:10Uh, yes.
32:12That's total bullshit, yeah.
32:19I gave it away.
32:24Something in your eyes.
32:25Yeah, yeah.
32:26Fair.
32:27Fair.
32:30You prefer Mike?
32:32Mikey?
32:32Michael?
32:34It's got to be your call.
32:37Yeah.
32:38No preference.
32:40Preference.
32:41Up to the customer.
32:44How about you?
32:45What's your name?
32:47Guess.
32:49Guess?
32:51Oh, man.
32:52Daphne.
32:53Bridget.
32:54I don't know.
32:54What?
32:57Oh, boy.
32:58Shonda.
32:59Shit.
33:00Shit.
33:01Fuck, I don't know.
33:02Sherry.
33:02Sherry.
33:03Okay.
33:04Sherry from Gary.
33:05Oh, hey.
33:06That's the first time I've ever heard that real quick.
33:14You don't want to play the game, huh?
33:16Yeah.
33:18I don't know if that one's for me.
33:19I mean, you...
33:21You want to go?
33:23It's...
33:24Sure, I will.
33:25Yeah?
33:26Yeah.
33:28Yeah.
33:28Fact or fiction?
33:30Michael?
33:32Okay.
33:33Uh...
33:35Ask me a question.
33:38You from here?
33:44I am not from Indiana.
33:48Okay.
33:49I am from Portland.
33:51Maine, not Oregon.
33:53Okay.
33:56What are you doing here?
33:59I needed to start over.
34:01Okay.
34:01I need to get away from someone.
34:03Something.
34:04Got in my 88 Honda Accord and started driving west, and my car burned.
34:08I broke down not too far from here.
34:11My mom's favorite movie was 11 in the afternoon, starring Gary Cooper.
34:17She always said she would have named me Gary if I was a boy.
34:20So I saw the sign, and I was like, all right, ma.
34:24Stayed one night.
34:24It was quiet.
34:28I like a ghost town.
34:29You know what I mean?
34:29Mm-hmm.
34:32Capstan.
34:33Mm-hmm.
34:34Work at this jazz joint.
34:36Jazz joint down on Broadway called Dirties.
34:39Dirties?
34:39Yeah, I work the bar.
34:40You like it?
34:41It's great.
34:42Why?
34:45Hey, Mom, what's not to like about a divy jazz and blues joint at Gary and Deanna?
34:54Uh...
34:56Let's see.
34:57That is a fact.
35:01Thanks.
35:02No.
35:02Really?
35:03Yeah.
35:04Fuck.
35:05Fuck.
35:07That Gary Cooper shit, that was suspect as a motherfucker.
35:10No, that's real.
35:10No, that's real.
35:11No, it's not.
35:12Oh, fuck.
35:14Tiff, it's me.
35:15It's Richie.
35:16Wait, no.
35:17I can barely hear you.
35:18Tiff, it's me!
35:19Richard!
35:20Hi!
35:21Where are you?
35:22I'm in fucking Gary.
35:24It's so loud there.
35:25It's going so good.
35:26You sound like you're in a bar.
35:28Are you in a bar?
35:29We're in a bar.
35:30Why are you in a bar?
35:32Because the clients.
35:34What clients are you eating now?
35:36The clients from Jimmy.
35:38Tiff, it's going so fucking good.
35:40Okay.
35:41Mikey's so smooth.
35:42He's so fucking smooth.
35:44I can't really...
35:44Mikey is so smooth!
35:46Okay.
35:47We're having such a good time.
35:49Okay.
35:49Can you hear me?
35:50Because I'm here.
35:51Please hear me.
35:52Hello?
35:53How are you feeling?
35:56Can you do it again?
35:59Yeah?
35:59Alright.
36:00I was born and raised right the fuck here in Gary, Indiana.
36:02I lived here my whole life.
36:03I love to travel.
36:05Gone everywhere.
36:06But I lived here my whole life.
36:08I love trains.
36:09Do not put me on a boat.
36:11Let's see.
36:12I got two older sisters.
36:14They got a different dad who I thought was Santa Claus until I was 11 years old.
36:18I'm not shitting you about that one.
36:21Um...
36:22I had ovarian cancer when I was 22.
36:26My mom is okay and my dad is not.
36:31I got a three-legged dog named Lucky.
36:34He's the coolest dude in town.
36:37And I studied to be an arborist.
36:39An arborist?
36:40Yeah.
36:42You got trees.
36:43I do.
36:44You do?
36:44Why?
36:45Where are the trees?
36:48They're quiet.
36:49Sturdy.
36:49Reliable.
36:50They're always there when you need them.
36:53And they're pretty.
36:58That's a fucking fact.
37:02Maybe.
37:05It's a fact.
37:07Maybe, maybe not.
37:09What makes you say it's a fact?
37:10Nah.
37:11Nah.
37:11You just...
37:12Nah.
37:13You're speaking from your heart.
37:15Right?
37:22What are you looking for, Michael?
37:23No.
37:32Anything?
37:34Anything?
37:45Oh, here you are, Sarah.
37:56You just called me Sarah.
38:01You're putting on brain.
38:04You're what he fucking calls me.
38:07Okay, so it's 3.17 right now.
38:10I got enough time to be home by 5.15, right?
38:13Oh, yeah.
38:14All right, good?
38:15Yeah, yeah.
38:17Oh, if the train isn't running.
38:20What happens with the train?
38:21You'll get caught behind.
38:23It is.
38:25Oh, okay.
38:26Oh, okay.
38:28All right, thanks, guys.
38:30Leave yourself a buffer.
38:32That's, like, kind of the whole operation, you know?
38:34Wow.
38:34So you like work for him?
38:36Yeah.
38:37I mean, I'm self-employed, you know?
38:40Yeah, yeah.
38:41So you're the boss.
38:44Yeah, I guess I'm the boss.
38:46And a lot of people depend on you.
38:49I depend on a lot of people.
38:53I bet you're a good leader.
39:01People, like...
39:04Like, people say things about me.
39:07And what do they say?
39:10They say that I don't finish things.
39:16Fact or fiction, Michael?
39:22You mind if I do a poem?
39:25I thought you were going to be you.
39:30Yes.
39:32That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
39:37Do you plan to be there, boy?
39:39Yeah, yeah.
39:40No, I'm going to be back.
39:40We're just down here, one, two, wrapping up some business.
39:43And then I'll be back up there, put my catcher's mitt on, ready to fucking go.
39:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:50I can't tell you that.
39:51You're like a birthday wish.
39:52No, no, no.
39:53I would tell you, but my wife's got all...
39:55She's all superstitious about all of this stuff.
39:57And she was like, she didn't want to be carried out of that stuff.
39:59We're having a girl.
40:00I can tell you we're having a girl.
40:01Oh!
40:02Yeah, yeah.
40:07I don't care.
40:08No.
40:14And I was just, um...
40:19When I was a kid, you know, my mom, she used to do this thing where, like, when she was,
40:24like, on, like, the perfect mixture of, like, all kinds of fucking things in her system,
40:27you know, just, like, perfect.
40:30She'd, like, come into my room in the middle of the night, you know, and she'd, like, scratch
40:33my back.
40:33She had, like, the longest nails.
40:35And she just, you know, and she used to walk me through my day, you know?
40:39Like, the most fucking minute details, you know?
40:43Like, describing every little fucking bit of fabric of the fucking day, you know?
40:46Like, what we were going to eat when we were going to wake up, what I was going to wear,
40:48what was going to be on the radio, like, every fucking thing, you know?
40:51And just, like, it would make me feel, like, I don't know, like, it would just make me
40:57feel so relaxed.
40:58Yeah.
40:58Yeah.
40:59Yeah.
41:00And, like, no matter what was going to happen that day, it didn't matter, like, fucking test
41:03or some shit bag I had to fucking deal with.
41:05Like, I knew that, and she had planned it for me.
41:08It was great.
41:08And I remember there was just one time, I was like, hey, Ma, hey, Ma, will you come in
41:14and tell me about my day tomorrow?
41:15And she was like, she, like, got angry, you know?
41:18And she was like, she was like, Mike, you, the fucking difference does it make?
41:22It's just a day.
41:27Like, I did, I just didn't understand how that could be, like, like, like, like, how
41:33that could be the same person, you know?
41:34Yeah.
41:36That's, that's so scary.
41:38I know.
41:42Yeah, she shouldn't have done that.
41:45I think she tried her best.
41:47Can I sit with you?
41:50Yeah, I wish you would.
41:55Come on in, the water's fine.
41:57Oh, boy.
41:59His first impulse was the fucking movie.
42:02You know what I'm saying?
42:03You know what I'm saying?
42:04The one without the narration, that's the one.
42:07Okay.
42:08Okay?
42:09I gotta call my uncle.
42:10Call him.
42:11All right.
42:11Call him.
42:12Let's all, everyone call their uncle.
42:14Jimmy, it's rich.
42:15Where the fuck are you?
42:16All right.
42:18Call me back.
42:19All right.
42:20This is just like, you know, this way of seeing the world, you know, like this perspective,
42:26you know, this lens that I've always had, like these things that just bother people and
42:29hurt people and make them frustrated or furious, you know?
42:33Like, to me, it just, I never got it.
42:36Like, it didn't affect me like that.
42:38No, it doesn't fucking matter.
42:39Nothing matters.
42:39Nothing fucking matters.
42:40Nothing fucking matters.
42:42And I get that, right?
42:43Yeah.
42:43Like, it's meaningless.
42:44So why?
42:46And when I go on that trip, like I could catch this groove, you know, sometimes for like
42:50weeks at a time, you know, like sometimes for months, I just like have this like bliss,
42:55you know?
42:55And yeah, I know I'm like, like, I'm like all fucking like babbling and shit, like here
43:00in a fucking bathroom, like a fucking baby.
43:02But I could be, like, I could be a fucking blast.
43:05I can be a blast.
43:06Like, I can share it, you know?
43:07And then all of a sudden, like out of nowhere, those same thoughts, like this kind of meaninglessness
43:12of it all, you know, it like makes me sad.
43:18Yeah.
43:19Nothing matters.
43:20It sets you free.
43:21But then where are you, right?
43:22It's the same thing.
43:23You're nowhere.
43:23It's the same thing.
43:24And then I'm like, like so sad, like I'm fucking drowning, you know?
43:28My jaw feels fucking like a million fucking pounds.
43:30And I, I, it's like, I don't want to.
43:33That sounds exhausting.
43:37You must be really tired.
43:52You must be really tired.
44:12You must be tired.
44:15You must be tired.
44:16I'll just be tired.
44:17I'll just be tired.
44:23Too many tears.
44:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:27Too many.
44:49Yeah, Rich, I'm good, I'm good, I'm coming.
44:52All right, we gotta go.
44:53Yeah.
44:54Sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys.
44:55Cousin, we gotta go.
44:57Okay, we're going.
44:58Rich, don't do that.
44:59I said I'm coming.
45:00Okay, we're fucking going.
45:04Cousin, Jimmy said he hasn't heard from you all day.
45:07His guy is waiting.
45:08Okay, I heard you.
45:10Cousin, I'm coming.
45:11All right.
45:11Fuck, man.
45:13That's...
45:31Hey, I'll come back.
45:36Let's go.
45:42Thanks.
45:45Thanks.
45:51Thanks.
46:19Let's go.
46:23You look like fucking Ronald McDonald.
46:26What's going on?
46:29Your phone is dead, huh?
46:31Michael, come on.
46:32What's the name of the phone?
46:32It was a capital crime.
46:33What's the problem?
46:34We got this meeting in 10.
46:35Where's the fire?
46:36Where's the fire?
46:37We're going.
46:38We're going.
46:38Okay.
46:39Okay.
46:42Hey, let's hit it.
46:44Yo, we're out of here.
46:46What about my turn?
46:49It's been a pleasure to meet you.
46:50Hang on.
46:51Hey, we're in America.
46:52America, though, right?
46:53Last time I checked, Gary, Indiana, is in the sovereign United States.
46:57Is it not, Vanessa?
46:58Are we not in America?
46:59Everybody get a turn?
47:00Everybody gets a turn?
47:01How great are you fucking people?
47:03How great is this fucking...
47:06This place got fucking heart.
47:08That's what I was trying to tell you.
47:09It's magic.
47:10This place is magic.
47:14All right.
47:16Now, we're just a pair of fucking wired and worried travelers, and we fucking love it here.
47:21We thank you.
47:21We thank you, Gary, fucking Indiana.
47:23We thank you.
47:25Magic.
47:26Magic.
47:26You know, I just want to take this opportunity, because right now, my fine furry cousin right
47:34there, my fucking best friend, any second now, he's going to be a dad.
47:41And not only that, not only that, not only that, not only that, hey, he's happy.
47:47He's happy.
47:49Rich, you're happy.
47:52Right now, I swear, this is, this is the most...
47:57It's like the most healthy, and like, you're, you're, you're full.
48:02You're full.
48:03And I love it.
48:04He's in love.
48:06You know?
48:07Fucker cannot wait to be a father either.
48:09I mean, he can't fucking...
48:11He can't, he can't fucking wait.
48:13I mean, he, he's got this pride.
48:19You're glowing, Rich.
48:23You're glowing.
48:24I love you.
48:25It's my fucking boy.
48:26I love you.
48:26I love you.
48:27I love you.
48:27I love you so much.
48:29I fucking love you.
48:30Look at him.
48:31He's going to be a dad.
48:32Look at him.
48:32Look at his fucking...
48:33That's going to be a father.
48:34That.
48:35That right there is going to be a father, right?
48:37Fucking kid's going to end up abandoned and alone just like he was.
48:41But hey, shit.
48:42Hey, at least you went into it with a good fucking mindset.
48:45Right, kid?
48:45Huh?
48:46I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:47It's okay.
48:47No, I love him.
48:48That's, that's the thing.
48:49That's the thing you got to know about Rich, man, is that the one thing that you can absolutely
48:54fucking depend on with this fucking guy is that if he is involved, he's going to fuck
48:59it up.
48:59I mean, he is going to fuck it up.
49:01And everybody knows it.
49:02I mean, no, no, nobody says it, right?
49:03Nobody says it.
49:04Because everybody's a fucking coward and a fucking liar.
49:07But this isn't going to be any fucking different.
49:09I mean, he's going to fuck this.
49:10Listen, he's going to, his entire life is a fucking bed that he took a shit in the middle
49:14of and he just smears it.
49:15And that's what's beautiful.
49:16Look at him.
49:17It's beautiful.
49:18I just got to fuck this up too, right?
49:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
49:21It's okay.
49:21It's okay.
49:22Everybody knows it.
49:23They don't say it, but they look, look.
49:26Ooh.
49:27Ooh.
49:28Look at his eyes.
49:28Look at those beady little fucking eyes.
49:30He knows it too.
49:31That's the fucking thing.
49:32All right.
49:32He knows it too.
49:33Well, all right, what?
49:34We got to go.
49:34We got to go.
49:35We got to.
49:36Where are we going?
49:38Where are we fucking going?
49:39Yo, we got this meeting.
49:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:40We got it.
49:41You know what you ought to do?
49:42You ought to get in the fucking truck and just start fucking driving.
49:45Just fucking bolt, right?
49:47Just fucking.
49:47You want to do that kid of yours a favor?
49:49Just fucking bolt.
49:50Just fucking hit the fucking road and do not come back.
49:52You want to do him a favor, right?
49:54No, it's fine.
49:55It doesn't matter.
49:56It doesn't matter.
49:57It's the truth.
49:58It's the truth.
49:59What?
49:59You going to be a good father?
50:00Is that what you got to be?
50:02Huh, Ronald McDonald?
50:03You going to be a good father?
50:04Are you going to be a good father?
50:06It doesn't matter.
50:07It doesn't matter.
50:08Just say it.
50:08Just say it.
50:09You're going to fuck it up, right?
50:10Come on, you're not mad.
50:11Don't be mad.
50:12You're not mad.
50:13You're not mad.
50:14Are you mad?
50:15Are you mad?
50:16You're not mad.
50:17You're not mad.
50:18No, just say it.
50:19Stop it.
50:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
50:21Stop that.
50:23He's telling the fucking truth, finally.
50:25He's telling the fucking truth.
50:27Say it again.
50:27You hate me?
50:29You hate me, Rich?
50:30You got to fuck this up, Rich.
50:32Just say that and we'll go.
50:33Say it and we'll go.
50:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
50:40Stop.
50:41Is she not lying anymore?
50:43Why are you doing this?
50:43I love you.
50:44Why are you doing this?
50:45I love you.
50:48You're a coward, Rich.
50:50You're a fucking coward.
50:52I'm a coward?
50:53You're a coward.
50:54I'm a coward.
50:57I'm a coward.
51:03I'm a coward.
51:10Kid's going to hate you, Rich.
51:13Kid's going to...
51:17This is it.
51:22I'm a coward.
51:23No, no, no.
51:24Nuh-uh.
51:24Oh, my God.
51:54Oh, my God.
52:32Oh, my God.
52:48Hey.
52:50One of you, Mikey?
52:56This is for Jimmy.
53:10What's in the box?
53:11Oh, my God.
53:43What do, uh...
53:46What do plastic pump impellers do?
53:49They rotate.
54:00It's your own.
54:02Probably not.
54:04FedEx strikes are over.
54:10Oh, my God.
54:14Oh, my God.
54:26Oh, my God.
54:49Oh, my God.
54:49Oh, my God.
55:02Oh, my God.
57:34Love comes to you and you follow, lose one on to the heart of the sunrise.
57:50Sharp distance, how can the wind with its arms all around me?
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