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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20oh
03:20hey
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be little
09:04He's been awake
09:13Thank you
09:15You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:21She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25They always do
09:27Cause we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:30We got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten day getaway
09:40To Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44And
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why? You may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalize for generations to come
10:08Oh
10:10Quiet everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry
10:14Oh
10:16It's work
10:19Hey Martin
10:22Well, I was gonna head out of town
10:24So
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait
10:37What do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barbara, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't wanna keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:26Which makes me so
11:28Sad
11:30Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:45Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49Happy birthday, Lindy
11:50They are so cute!
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:07How cute
12:08How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't wanna know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not wanna be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:11Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my
13:57Yeah
13:58I mean, everything is really big
14:01Really
14:03Really big
14:17Wow
14:17I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh
14:30Yeah, put that down
14:34Hello, Dolores
14:35Look who it is
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary
14:38Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh
14:42Oh, it's puffing
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:44Oh
14:44No, no, no
14:45It's trying to eat me
14:47No, this is not interesting to me
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down
15:02Go
15:05Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:30Merry Christmas to me.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:56Oh, my God.
16:00Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:50I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her wine club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt, Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:57Mm-hmm.
20:58Watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
20:59Watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Go ahead.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:12Go ahead.
21:16Go ahead.
21:17Okay.
21:18We're defending.
21:21We're defending.
21:21I always do not.
21:22We're defending.
21:23She's defending.
21:23Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:25Come on.
21:26Come on.
21:35oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall with the
21:42light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
21:56oh my god oh fuck okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:06i don't think you can hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane
22:20am i
22:21does that make me walt seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable
22:32and not in a good way it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
23:23yeah what what what
23:30it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now oh now ish
24:01okay
24:03Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no!
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:08Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so...
25:18I get where you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful, that's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:50I'll see you later.
26:02Les?
26:03Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:16Oh...
26:17He left me?
26:20Right...
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:25I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:36That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:52You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2630 days?!
27:28Well...
27:29Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:33Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I...
29:08I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I...
29:12I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, that's...
29:15It's okay.
29:17I didn't want you.
29:19Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:32Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know, and it's just...
29:46You know...
29:47Oh, Merry Christmas.
29:49Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift, so...
29:58Thy returneth...
30:00To thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:11Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:18Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right, okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God, man.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:51Oh, good.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gama!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So, we've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell's stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:26Carl implemented thoughts.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25Waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we.
36:00Just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear Harry Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:45Oh, what have I done?
36:47Oh, what have I done?
36:59Midnight, and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender.
37:15All my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
37:51Oh!
37:53Oh!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah!
38:27What is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:45Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:52Jesus.
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, let...
38:57For God's sake!
39:02God damn it!
39:10Oh, God damn it, let's go!
39:13Oh, God damn it!
39:15Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:19Oh, God damn it!
39:21Oh, God damn it!
39:22Oh, God damn it!
39:23Oh, God damn it!
39:25Oh, God damn it!
39:26Oh, God damn it!
39:29Oh, God damn it!
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, thank you.
40:40Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:47Oh, my God.
42:23We're right back.
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