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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:36Oh, my God.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So I have test results.
00:01:20I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight.
00:01:26Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests,
00:01:31you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible.
00:01:42I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to this test,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes
00:01:53associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What?
00:01:59Suck my dick, I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry.
00:02:02You know, Duncan,
00:02:02I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay.
00:02:05In layman's terms,
00:02:07you're normal.
00:02:08I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal.
00:02:11I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective,
00:02:15the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no.
00:02:18Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator.
00:02:23I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you?
00:02:27Anyway, Gary.
00:02:28Yeah, you work with kids.
00:02:30What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary?
00:02:32Huh?
00:02:32That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis
00:02:38can be destabilized.
00:02:39I...
00:02:40Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:53They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Die!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint,
00:03:05you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:18Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30We have reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% stake,
00:03:52and I am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who is this?
00:04:04Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know, historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 834.
00:04:43Oh, no.
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it.
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too.
00:04:58So...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09Hi.
00:05:10I'm just going to see you.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:16Come on.
00:05:18Come on.
00:05:24Carl Bardo.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Might mind if I sit.
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardoff's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore call.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet, I bet you're not done.
00:06:07Not even close.
00:06:13I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've heard of it.
00:06:21Nope.
00:06:22F-A-H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge in 2009 early.
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:31My latest enterprise.
00:06:33Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is, Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I, I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking, if I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean, so I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:18Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is wrong?
00:07:37Oh, my God!
00:08:08Zero day since I've stabbed someone, Joanna.
00:08:10Oh, who did you stab?
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, so, uh, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:24He's, he's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Throw it out the window!
00:08:33Yes, okay.
00:08:33Okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We, we, we, we can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I, I have to...
00:08:42Yeah, okay.
00:08:42Boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
00:08:45No, it's okay.
00:08:46Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
00:08:49You gotta, you gotta, you gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you wanna shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:58Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
00:09:08I'm, I'm sorry, I, I, I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan.
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it.
00:09:20In session.
00:09:20Joanne.
00:09:21On Thursday.
00:09:22Joanne.
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school, and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I, I, I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:36Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
00:09:37But, of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
00:09:45things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They, they, they build up like, like coral reefs or, or dung beetle nests.
00:09:52This is for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:15Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:37Uh, I, I couldn't say.
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's gonna be in town this week, so.
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59And we, we've been working with, uh, your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out you're Ganodon, Gizmo.
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:10Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, a, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky, ointment, please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
00:11:37Government money, right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But there are workarounds.
00:11:41That's the first aid get.
00:11:42Yeah?
00:11:42Fast tracks, huh?
00:11:44And Sekva can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers,
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire to get you that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay, maybe we'll shoot a little fire.
00:12:00Vedada, how fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, a matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay, thank you.
00:12:07Thank you, mother.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:10You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
00:12:16That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:25Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:32A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know?
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:36A pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:40We get VIPs, a DJ, and you're...
00:12:43Sekva.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:44Sekva.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Sure, sure.
00:12:47Hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulations.
00:12:52I'm...
00:12:52I'm...
00:12:53I'm...
00:12:53I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm throwing...
00:12:54I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take the kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll...
00:13:07And Ruffin's dinner.
00:13:08Okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom!
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
00:14:31homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist.
00:14:41And I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
00:14:53responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:26It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:35Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06Remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08Remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what of it?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:16Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened?
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:30Yes, I did.
00:16:32But do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:17:10What the fuck is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:14Nothing!
00:17:30Goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:45It's...
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Just...
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:05I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I...
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Uh, let me just get...
00:18:09Get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson.
00:18:12Please.
00:18:12Just...
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I...
00:18:22I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I...
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go.
00:18:47Enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's pistol.
00:19:15All right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:21Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:31You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57Let's try.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:20Are you laughing?
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey, there you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease, charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Yeah, great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:08Well, where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those, uh, tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Sequoia like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She'd like to, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and, you know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract,
00:23:40actually, I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:51Sp, Spookle!
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to report.
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in, Zekva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black site, and waterport the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38i promise one drink and one go thank you oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government
00:24:45hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep
00:25:26nobody wants donkey not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances
00:25:36jesus can't go any lower it's like i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team
00:25:42the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily
00:26:02obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein
00:26:36very good sander
00:26:39hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety
00:27:07sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a friend are you with the it was the va
00:27:20that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or after
00:27:33operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning
00:27:41you're teaching him about war is that all right it
00:27:46would you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:52it is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood
00:27:59more vengeance
00:28:01more desolation
00:28:03more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general sherman
00:28:09what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:22do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:35for the life of me i i don't know what it is
00:28:39just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08both
00:29:09at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:35can i help you
00:29:38hmm
00:29:39no i'm good i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:45well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with great care and affection
00:30:08martin
00:30:08martin
00:30:08can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution
00:30:25oh my gosh
00:30:27hey nushka have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33hey
00:30:34your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:36the first
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion i created
00:30:43fuck he is
00:30:46people are spinning
00:30:48oh no
00:30:49no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:51no
00:30:51no
00:30:53no
00:30:55no
00:30:55no
00:31:15did you
00:31:17did you do it
00:31:19no
00:31:20what is it
00:31:22you poop all the time
00:31:24you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't
00:31:27it doesn't work like that
00:31:29i
00:31:30sometimes i just
00:31:31you know
00:31:32i get
00:31:34uh
00:31:34maybe
00:31:36go for a walk
00:31:37get things
00:31:37moving
00:31:38you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to
00:31:46you'd poop
00:31:46oh my gosh
00:31:47please just leave
00:31:48oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude
00:31:50i don't like it
00:31:57me
00:32:02how
00:32:03you
00:32:05i
00:32:20got
00:32:21i
00:32:21i
00:32:22gotta call
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:36Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:52Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:01I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world,
00:33:11but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:15Truth be told.
00:33:19Well, we actually made better.
00:33:20Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:28Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11How's we got married, then?
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily, huh?
00:36:16You ate some prune danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan?
00:36:38I told you...
00:36:38I told you to run back!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great.
00:36:42Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:58The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:07Out!
00:38:23We're going to give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:29What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know, um, something that I know, that I, maybe you don't know, I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:40I'll, I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah, here's the, um, here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech, not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East, one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah, and you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will, uh, take the sample.
00:39:14I, um, oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right, here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay, um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:50Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:04What?
00:40:1110, 9, 8, 7.
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey!
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:43Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God, please, please, I, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:14Please!
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone.
00:41:23Then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:35But, you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:16Ooh, yes.
00:42:18And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:25Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, I, it shouldn't be this difficult.
00:43:21Let's get a hold of you.
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I, I, I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:46A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:51Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:03Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:11What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:25Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43Goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah?
00:45:55Yeah?
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well, that can't be.
00:46:09That...
00:46:09That...
00:46:10That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:53You gave me dog shit?
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:02Why?
00:47:02Because...
00:47:06I know I can't.
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes,
00:48:06lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:45Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:04Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09What would that coffee get us about, please?
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's a lady's phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Boe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Boe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never...
00:52:54He never made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion.
00:53:43Market credibility.
00:53:44And someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:33Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Yes!
00:54:36Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:57Robotunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people?
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:55Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
00:57:48where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:41You!
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