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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion
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00:00Music
00:12Music
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22Need to stay and stay
00:24The love we know
00:26What we know
00:29What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What are you on about? It's like a
00:40cat sing or something. I need a rewind. Now. Big match coming up. I'm feeling good about it but I'm
00:50not the only one. Go Vipers. Thanks coach. Nice master. What that old thing? Good luck on the match on
00:57Friday.
00:57It's a must win right? Well yeah but when you're as good as us you don't need luck. Those bears
01:02are going down. Why are Jess's Cobras still training? They're in the league below us but they've improved. Wow you're
01:23not completely embarrassingly awful anymore.
01:27Now get off. It's 12.30 which means it's time for our training session. Oh I'm sorry. Did we go
01:36a minute over? We'll go. Unless we could help you train. Maybe a little practice match.
01:45A practice session you say. Interesting. Oh what are you doing? Get off. Stop resisting. What are you doing?
02:00Okay what are you doing? Saving ourselves. We know you. You were 100% going to agree to that practice
02:05match and then bet all like Ash or Jim on the result. Or something important. Like my shoe collection.
02:12Why are you assuming we'd lose? We've lost our last two matches. Yeah but only just. Statistically speaking we're almost
02:19definitely on a losing streak. I feel really sick. And I'm shaking. And everyone just keeps wishing us good luck
02:26against the bears on Friday. It's like they know we'll need it.
02:30Ifa. Wow guys. Woman up. Yeah we've lost a few matches recently but we're still in the top half of
02:37our league.
02:38But the Cobras are winning theirs. All that's happened here is you've lost your confidence.
02:45And smashing the Cobras who are the league below us remember.
02:48It's just what we need to bring ourselves back up before our match against the bears on Friday.
02:54Oh my days. She's like a meerkat. A vicious glossy meerkat. So about that match. We on?
03:12Well Jessica. Wow. My heart's still really going. And my hands are quite sweaty too. And my legs.
03:22They're shaking.
03:24They're shaking. Lost our last two matches. Losing streak. Definitely.
03:29I feel sick. Shaking.
03:32Must win.
03:36No actually. We can't.
03:41What is happening to me? It's happened to me too. I've... I've lost my confidence.
03:50Oh. We need to find something to do.
03:54100%. I am bored.
03:57Only boring people get bored. Is what my mum says. And she is clearly very wrong.
04:03Very wrong.
04:04You, boy, Ben. I just had a call. Stupid plumber has flooded my house. Something to do with a backup
04:10of rose petals. Anyway, I need to get home and I'll be gone for a couple of days. Tell the
04:13office.
04:14Yes, uncle. Of course, uncle. But, before we do any of that, anybody want a sneaky bug around the head's
04:22office? I mean, no one is not coming back to a bus does.
04:25Oh dear me, no.
04:27Get in!
04:29Next.
04:31Burger please.
04:33Oh wait. I don't think I should have a burger. Why's that?
04:38Because we're not good enough and we don't deserve nice things.
04:43That's it.
04:46Sprout curry then.
04:49Are you sure? It's horrible.
04:52Sounds about right.
05:07Yes! Comfy chair!
05:11Oh, dartboard. Nice. Bit of an expert with the old arrows.
05:24Ahem.
05:34Yeah. I'd like to see you do that.
05:37Angel!
05:38Aw, Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork.
05:42Oh, is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do, innit?
05:47Like what?
05:48I don't know, do I?
05:50Look, I do the big ideas, like bringing us here in the first place.
05:54I don't do boring little details.
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt, or...?
06:02Oh, er, right.
06:05Well, theoretically, if no-one knows Holt's left, we could hide out in here and be in charge of the
06:12school until he gets back.
06:13But that is very...
06:15It's all up, it's now!
06:21Move it, lanky.
06:27Jessica just called me lanky.
06:30She's so cool.
06:34What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so unshick.
06:41All these nines, they're clearly just sympathy marks.
06:46Guys, well, who's in everything that makes us us?
06:50We have to do something.
06:52Maybe, if you don't get our swag back, then the bears will trounce us on Friday.
06:59This is Mr Holt.
07:01Connor, Clangor and Ben are excused from all lessons for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:07As they are helping me with important...
07:10Totally cool school business.
07:13Roger.
07:15Or Rover.
07:17Or...
07:17Whatever.
07:192,000 paperclips?
07:22He's got me 2,000 paperclips for my birthday.
07:27Lol. Sucks to be you.
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually.
07:31Yeah, I'm a big paperclip guy.
07:34Yeah, 100%.
07:35It's a great gift.
07:37I saw all these reports are doing tomorrow.
07:39Maybe if I just highlight the most urgent things.
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluations.
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports.
07:48Red for total spanners.
07:51Will you two get involved?
07:53Announce some new school rules?
07:55No chance.
07:56There's already too many baby blue serious disciplinary breaches here already.
08:01Well, I've got some.
08:02Yes, mate.
08:03OK, just keep the noise down.
08:06I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
08:07Slime green for escaped children.
08:09All right, listen up.
08:11Tomorrow will now be...
08:13Bring your hamster to school day.
08:15And I'll also be introducing wrestling.
08:17Shut up!
08:19The talent show. Over.
08:21My hamster escaped.
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone so much more dumber than he was.
08:29OK, we need to do something.
08:32And I think I know someone who can help.
08:35Probably.
08:38Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix for building people's confidence back up.
08:43I think it's quite a slow process.
08:45But I don't have time to do this properly.
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday.
08:52Ooh!
08:53Getting more confident now!
08:55Oh, no, not that one.
08:56Or else!
08:58Now we're talking.
09:10We just shouldn't play.
09:12At least that way no one will see us lose.
09:14Ah!
09:15This is gonna fix you.
09:17I'm confident it'll work.
09:19And I can say that because I've read it.
09:22Check it out.
09:24Mermaid Leggings.
09:25Only an extremely confident person would be able to wear these.
09:30There's also a whole chapter on the power of shiny clothes.
09:36Luxury silver llama does give me life.
09:39Other chapters include wearing shoulder pads in your armpits.
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat and make you look extremely confident in a power pose.
09:54Corridors.
09:55Own them.
09:56And never, ever move out the way for anyone.
10:00Forms of address.
10:02Always use bruh.
10:03And most importantly, criticism.
10:07Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy.
10:11I dunno.
10:12Oh my days are, can you be any more jealous?
10:15Bruh.
10:18Oh.
10:19I feel better.
10:20I do.
10:22Okay.
10:23Let's give it a try.
10:24This is gonna be epic!
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes to increase confidence.
10:33Sarah!
10:41You just can't handle my flame, miss.
10:43Stop trying to bring me down.
10:46Bruh.
10:53Express your confidence by never, ever moving out the way for anyone.
11:13When ever your confidence abandons you, wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat.
11:20Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
11:39Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock?
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:5410-4 to me. You've got to warp your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:01Watch this.
12:14Will you stop this from trying to concentrate?
12:18Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23A teacher? The door's locked.
12:26Is Mr. T?
12:28Yes? Mr. Holt?
12:32Um, this is he. Just shout through.
12:35It's something new I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:45I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:52Shhh. Find your voice. Come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better. You've found your voice.
13:00Keep it up now.
13:02Ha! Yes! Proud of you.
13:06Uh, and no, absolutely not.
13:08I am a very busy adult man.
13:14That's fine. Tell her two o'clock.
13:17Yes, head teacher!
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we going to have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but if my mum wants to talk to my head teacher, I have to know what it's
13:31about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:35Woo!
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yes.
13:38Like entering the school talent show?
13:40Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:41I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine.
13:56What's your boy?
13:57Yes!
13:58Go, Eater!
13:59Yeah!
13:59Yeah!
14:00Go, Eater!
14:01Brace yourself!
14:02This is gonna rock!
14:08Might be practised.
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh, you've...
14:13There's a...
14:15You've got a cat on your face.
14:18Yes, it got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:28Right.
14:29Yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want, then?
14:31A date.
14:33Um, no.
14:35Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Eater's always been so confident,
14:44but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:49Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a diligent, handsome lad.
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance, maybe get them to lighten up a bit.
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12Okay, great.
15:13Will do.
15:13Bye.
15:15Bye.
15:17Do you hear that, cons-not?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:20And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:31You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant.
15:39Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:44Oh, I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to...
15:58Send the calls!
16:00Sing?
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:06And then we're going to play against the Bears and absolutely smash them.
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:13Must...
16:15Okay, listen, girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually, it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:35As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:43We reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey, guys, don't listen to her.
16:48Aoife?
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:53So, back off, jellyfish.
16:56Let's go!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, hello, Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16What can I do for you?
17:19Sing?
17:21She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24How did I hear about that?
17:26Um, everyone heard about that.
17:29But no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:33I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Night.
17:36Night.
17:36Night.
17:37Okay.
17:55School talent show cancelled.
17:58What?
17:59Deprived this lot of the chance to see me unleash Eve with a diva?
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just going to go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening.
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:14Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:18Yeah.
18:18Triple geography.
18:19Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:22Tough choice.
18:24Good morning.
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe.
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr. Holt.
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas for immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how.
18:50Can Sir Holt not the talent show?
18:55Aoife, is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:59What?
18:59It's just, we've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told to be really bad at.
19:10St. Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:14Oh, gee.
19:15Your mum's really got to them.
19:16She's sharing in their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:26Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:31I know.
19:35Hello.
19:37Hello.
19:41Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:44Shut up and listen!
19:49Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm going to sing a little song.
19:54And this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:57I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome I am.
20:06And they are too.
20:30Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:34From this broken world we live in
20:37We need to stay and share the love
20:40We know
20:41What we know
20:44What we know
20:48Someone's laughing
20:50What we know
20:51So embarrassing
20:52The worst part is she's doing it for us
20:55Let's show her some support
20:58Around this broken world we live in
21:02We need to stay and share the love
21:05We know
21:06We need to stay and share the love
21:09We know
21:13Crushed it
21:14Okay
21:16Okay
21:17Ready?
21:22This is Mr. Halt
21:24Today the timetable
21:26We'll be changing
21:27Teachers will teach proper subjects
21:30Including
21:30Fire juggling
21:34I'm seeing like
21:36An absolute king
21:41Pizza!
21:51Please, you've changed job
21:53You're going to wish I had
21:57What the hell is going on here?
22:05So as you can see
22:06The vipers are back to their nervy shells
22:08They're for ourselves
22:08So I think it's time for a quick recap
22:10So I came into school like
22:12Who needs luck?
22:13When you're as good as us
22:14You don't need luck
22:15Those bears are going down
22:17And then Jessica was like
22:18Maybe a little practice match
22:20And these guys were like
22:21No, what about my shoes?
22:23Because they'd lost their confidence
22:25And I'm shaking
22:26Which I did solve
22:27We are so confident right now
22:29Then my mum was like
22:30You're being a bit overconfident
22:31Which turned out to be true
22:33And then there was the world's worst version
22:36Of share the love we know
22:37From this broken world we live in
22:40And these guys are still
22:41Saying stuff like
22:43Well, I guess it's time to lose the game
22:45And
22:45Would it be bad to just
22:46Leg it?
22:48Luckily
22:48They've got me
22:51Guys, we're so gonna win this
22:54How?
22:55Are you joking?
22:56You guys have just embarrassed yourself
22:57In front of the entire school
22:59If you can do that
23:00Then you can do this
23:02I still feel really nervous
23:04Hey
23:05It's okay
23:06Nerves are good
23:08Remember what my mum said?
23:10Don't be embarrassed
23:11To use the cream
23:12And it'll go away
23:12No
23:14About nerves meaning
23:16You just wanna win
23:16We just have to use them
23:18And
23:19I've heard
23:19Imagining the opposition
23:21As big babies
23:22Also helps
23:23Let's go
23:25Come on guys
23:32Come on guys
23:34Ball's live
23:43I'm really nervous
23:44I'm free
24:07What are you doing?
24:20I actually really like this
24:23You look amazing
24:40And together
24:42We can do anything
24:43Raise your game
24:45Now
24:45It's go time
24:47Let's step on the stage
24:48Everybody's anticipating
24:49Get them engaged
24:50Keep up
24:51The most horrific
25:04Appalling example
25:05Of delinquent behaviour
25:06I
25:07You'll get sick
25:08If you eat that much
25:09No I won't
25:12The only thing makes you feel sick
25:14Is you lot
25:15Now
25:16Dismissed
25:17And your invitation
25:18For life
25:18Mr. Holt
25:20Sorry to disturb
25:21I just wanted to thank you
25:24No problem coach
25:24What for?
25:25My evaluation
25:26On time
25:29Very pleased
25:31I think all us staff
25:32Feel that
25:34The school's just been run
25:35Really well
25:36Lately
25:37And these new lessons
25:39Well
25:40Now I
25:42Can emcee
25:43Like an absolute
25:43King
25:44Psst
25:48Rinse it
25:49That's me
25:49G to the A to the M
25:50Emcee
25:51Make some noise
25:56And also
25:57The change in Miss Bronte
25:59Has been a joy to see
26:00Yodley
26:01Yodley
26:04Yodley
26:05Yodley
26:05Yodley
26:08Yodley
26:09Yodley
26:10Yodley
26:10Yodley
26:10Yodley
26:12Yodley
26:12Yodley
26:12Yodley
26:17Yodley
26:18Perhaps you weren't
26:19As disgustingly
26:21Badly behaved
26:23As
26:23So
26:24You're going to
26:25Fank us then or what
26:26Thank you
26:27Oh
26:27No problem
26:28I'll settle for you
26:30Just cancelling
26:31Our punishment
26:32I'll think about it
26:33Get out
26:33Hang on
26:34What about
26:35Our pepperoni
26:36Supreme
26:37Yeah
26:38Yours was a mega deal
26:39Get out
26:40Get out
26:40Get out
26:41Get out
26:47Well then
26:48Yodley
26:48Thanks Jamie
26:50Aoife
26:51I hear you sang
26:52Share the love we know
26:53Earlier
26:54Sad to have missed it
26:55Mock me if you like sir
26:57But nothing's bringing me down today
26:59I'm not mocking anyone
27:00It's my favourite song
27:01Particularly
27:02The very touching
27:03Boyosphere version
27:04So
27:05I've arranged for you
27:06To perform it again
27:07On Friday
27:08In assembly
27:09What
27:09No I can't
27:10Oh come now girl
27:11What you need
27:12Is a little bit more
27:13Self confidence
27:14Where's your swag
27:15Are you
27:18Doing so
27:35You
27:40You
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