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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 04: The Two Queens Zone
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00:00MUSIC
00:18Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
00:22OK, so, this might take a bit of explaining.
00:25Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop!
00:30But it's going to have to be quick.
00:33Chop! Chop! Chop!
00:36Sorry about this.
00:38Here comes the rewind.
00:45Tommy and Jess are currently having a free throw comp.
00:48Just a bit of fun that I absolutely must win.
00:55Yes!
00:57Oh, yeah.
00:59That's five all, Aoife.
01:00Next one to miss, loses.
01:02Stay at the obvious much?
01:04Yes, I do, Nyla.
01:06Now I'm going to score.
01:10Now Aoife will miss and lose the bet we made.
01:13Aoife?
01:16What bet?
01:18How about whichever team loses has to change their team's name to...
01:22The Losers!
01:23For a whole week.
01:25Hmm.
01:27Hurry up and lose, Mipha.
01:30Like I'm going to miss.
01:44Oof!
01:50So now everyone's calling us The Losers and there's nothing we can do about it.
01:55You kids exaggerate a billion times a day.
01:58I'm sure it's not everyone.
02:00Losers! Losers! Losers! Losers! Losers! Losers!
02:08At least it's just for a week.
02:10But what if it sticks?
02:12It took ages for the Vipers to put respect on our names.
02:15And now it's gone, thanks to Jessica.
02:18And me, I suppose.
02:21But I just need to smash this loser tag.
02:23There's Jessica and these eggs.
02:27If it's a fight you're after,
02:29we've got a battle re-enactment as part of Interactive History Week.
02:32No, thanks. Sounds well weird.
02:34There is nothing weird about playing a historical character
02:37in full costume to educate your fellow students.
02:41It's like you can't see himself.
02:43Your brother is using his big history brain
02:46to play the Queen's special little advisor.
02:49Just special advisor, Mum. Stop adding little.
02:52The lads think it sounds daft, but they'll change their tune
02:55when they see my Venetian breeches.
02:56I think I'll wear my own breeches, thank you.
03:01I'm awesome being myself.
03:03Yourself?
03:04You mean a loser!
03:08Sign up, will you, love?
03:11Not many people have and Jim's nervous
03:13because Mr Holt's on holiday and left him in charge.
03:15You'll be the boss of everyone if you play Queen Victoria.
03:18Victoria?
03:19Jim, this whole week's about Queen Elizabeth I.
03:23Who's he?
03:24Oh no.
03:25Conor lecturing coming.
03:27Elizabeth I ruled over this country's golden age.
03:30She inspired my sweet threads, revitalised art and literature.
03:34Her ships defeated the mighty Spanish Armada in an epic battle.
03:39This could go on for a while.
03:41She kept her own cousin, Mary Queen of Scots,
03:44prisoner for 18 years.
03:46Which seems harsh, but family can be annoying.
03:49Rude.
03:53But she does sound like a legend.
03:56And this boaty battle thingy, that's on Friday, yeah?
04:00Thursday, Jim.
04:02We're recreating Queen Elizabeth's epic victory on the playing fields.
04:07So this Queen Elizabeth person gets to be Conor's boss,
04:11have their own captive and win a battle in front of the entire school?
04:16The Vipers are winners! Say it!
04:18Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth! Queen Elizabeth!
04:30Sign me up, Jim.
04:31I'm playing a queen.
04:35Which queen was that again?
04:37You know, what Conor said, the prison one with the cousin?
04:41Right.
04:42Oh, and make sure there's a jail cell and that Jessica plays the other cousin.
04:48Of her cousin.
04:49Oh, for cousin. Right.
04:50Hmm.
05:00I can play that thing with my nose, you know.
05:03That's gross!
05:04The Queen commands the following students take part in History Week.
05:08Please not clangour, please not clangour, please not clangour, please not clangour.
05:11But I said please!
05:13And Ben.
05:15Everyone wants a bit of Ben.
05:21I thought we'd be happy I got you out of lessons.
05:23Not when you have us pushing an actual pretend well.
05:25Which I noticed you're not doing.
05:27William Cecil doesn't do manual labour.
05:31Who?
05:32My incredibly high achieving character.
05:35Let's just pretend.
05:36Not this week it's not.
05:37The whole point of interactive learning is living like it's real.
05:41Don't you want to win the battle for your queen?
05:44To recreate the sights, the sounds, the smells?
05:48Smells?
05:49Oh, and that job.
05:51Smells isn't a job, clangour.
05:53Revise Queenie to make it one then.
05:55Oh, make us king while you're at it.
05:57She didn't have a king.
05:59Prince then.
06:00My hair's too good to be anything less.
06:04If I do this, you two take part.
06:08And admit that history and, by association, me, are very cool.
06:16I'm taking that as a yes.
06:20Ta-da!
06:23Bow before your queen.
06:25First job, bowing lessons for everyone.
06:27I've been called a loser 15 times today.
06:31Twice by teachers.
06:32All thanks to you.
06:34Thanks to your majesty, actually.
06:37Aoife, your stupid bet could mean we're known as the losers forever.
06:41We won't.
06:42Watch this.
06:43Bye!
06:45Your queen requires fizzy drinks.
06:52That was impressive.
06:55That's nothing.
06:56Chair girl.
06:57I wish to sit down.
07:01I forgot.
07:02I sent chair girl to go get more chairs.
07:04My point is, everyone has to do what the queen says this week.
07:08Ultimate girl boss.
07:10Exactly.
07:11So when I, and my royal teamies, win the battle, it'll be like the loser thing never even happened.
07:18In a way, we'll all be queens.
07:21Yes, queen.
07:22But only me though.
07:25Technically.
07:27So...
07:29What do we do then?
07:31I'm so glad she asked.
07:34First?
07:35Naila, with your no nonsense toughness, your queen commands you to be chief jailer and executioner.
07:44one jail your majesty where's my executioner's weapons weapons weapons a toilet brush you do
07:54have an axe but i lost it i'll find it don't brush me and char your wicked style makes you
08:01a perfect lady-in-waiting this dress would look adobe on you and hide your muscle feet
08:08she's right they're enormous zara you'll be designing and making ships for the battle
08:17because of my keen interest in neighbor warfare my design credentials my geometry scores yeah
08:25all of that it was the only job left wasn't it
08:31oh and should make some stocks ready for when we chop jessica's head off
08:41ifa why are all the clothes with your name on so
08:46raggedy jim who's mary queen of scots the one you wanted to play the the queen with the cousin the
08:54prison one who i explained this queen elizabeth had a scottish cousin mary queen of scots who
09:05wanted to be queen of england too so elizabeth threw her in jail and she was never let out
09:12never so i've gone from being the queen of winning everything to being stuck in that thing all week
09:19no no no no of course not you get beheaded on wednesday headless is a bold look but i can
09:25work with it
09:27the battle's on thursday how am i supposed to beat spain without a head
09:30you won't whoever's playing queen elizabeth will the queen with the cousin
09:43oh mefa the bars really suit you knowingly she's right i'm totally pulling this off
09:49i wasn't going to get involved but then jim said how much you wanted me to play your cousin
09:54oh great it's my fault again how could i refuse such a kind offer from my favorite loser
10:01you're still our queen actually losers i'm the queen you work for and i've got lots of work
10:06for you to do so you'll be coming with me take her away jailer do i have to um your
10:12majesty
10:15yes please find my axe enjoy it while it lasts because i'm totally not taking this lying down
10:22what kind of think you are because would this be any more humiliating
10:33turns out the answer was a very soggy yes
10:39says he a mary queen of scots was well treated in prison
10:44the queen thought throwing wet sponges at her would be more fun
10:49she was right great work gang
10:54they literally never miss how big must my face be
11:08are we allowed to be in mr holt's office
11:11i can go where i please because i am queen
11:15of course my uh my apologies your majesty
11:18what do you want from me
11:19a favor your majesty
11:22if you could make my friend ben royalty
11:25that would mean a lot to me personally
11:28and i have been a loyal servant for many years
11:32and you are
11:33william sesal your special advisor
11:37fine tell jim to make ben king of spain
11:41he can lose the battle to me
11:43small detail
11:44the spanish king wasn't actually at the battle
11:47it looks better if i beat the king
11:49so make that happen
11:50okay
11:51tell him to cry when he loses
11:54that's not historically accurate
11:57isn't it your job to do whatever your queen demands
11:59well yes
12:02yes your majesty
12:04good
12:05then stand on one leg
12:14now flap your arms like a swan
12:18but make a noise like a cow
12:26i'm going to enjoy this
12:27i don't suppose now would be a good time to ask you to appoint a minister of smells
12:32i mean
12:40where are you going in such a hurry
12:43to resign from my exalted position as special advisor for a majesty
12:47you
12:47same thing
12:48just way less nerdy
12:49there they are
12:51my two saviors
12:52so about that jim
12:54i'm trying to save the viper's reputation
12:56i thought this would be a disaster
12:57but you got so many people involved
12:59i feel like i should be paying you
13:00i can't know
13:01because i'm saving up for a new gold tracksuit
13:04that's great
13:05jim but
13:06yeah but listen
13:07mr holt will be well impressed if i pull this off
13:09and so will i
13:10yes
13:11we can't resign now
13:13he seems so happy
13:15like clangor with a moldy potato
13:18oi jails can't move
13:20ow
13:20do you have to be so rough
13:22if i'm going to play a character
13:24might as well commit to it
13:26well that's just given me a wee beastie of an idea
13:32king of space
13:34you're not happy
13:35not
13:36which is spanish
13:38for no
13:39you wanted to be royalty
13:41well obviously
13:42i'm fluent in spanglish
13:44and handsome enough
13:46you still have a better job than clangor
13:49yeah
14:09you did this to me
14:16my loyal subject
14:18as you know
14:19i am the best queen that ever lived
14:22you may now applaud
14:25please
14:27please
14:27take this opportunity to learn more about how incredible i am
14:31how brilliant life was
14:33because of me
14:34and make sure to book your tickets for this battle with the spanish armada
14:38join us live for the naval takedown of the 16th century
14:42when queen elizabeth's english fleet takes on the mighty spanish armada
14:47which i will win
14:49for you
14:50my loyal subjects
15:05i love a good bagpipe
15:11is anyone hungry because you're talking pure mints by the way
15:17gods
15:18seize her
15:19and take me well
15:20i'm already in jail your dozy wheelers are queen
15:25she has a point you much
15:27you can tell who's got the brains in this family eh
15:31silence
15:31i order you to
15:34freedom
15:37you two
15:38come with me
15:45being this
15:46i'm wearing my own hair from now on
15:48but
15:48the real queen's hair was burnt amber
15:50with a hint of orangutan
15:52i'm the real queen
15:53you're the losers
15:55and you can find me better clothes too
15:57more modern ones
15:58and you
16:00stop building boats
16:02but
16:03i'm a boat builder
16:04now
16:04you're a jail builder
16:05i need one with no leg holes
16:07or head holes
16:08a
16:10plain
16:10box then
16:11it's what a loser deserves
16:13no one will be calling us that after what aitha just did
16:19on second thought
16:22maybe not a plain box after all
16:25loser viper jail
16:26so much for the name not sticking
16:28jessica forced me to make it
16:30and then she arrested me as a traitor
16:32us two
16:33i totally did
16:35cause traitors are losers
16:37now where's my minister of smells
16:42i thought you were a horse
16:44i got promoted for a special mission
16:46go put your pocket cheese in the viper's loser cell
16:49pocket cheese
16:51smells worse than collars fee
16:53oi
16:54thanks
16:55oh
16:55before i forget
16:58as you were so funny earlier
17:00you can be my new jester too
17:02and i'll do a funny dance
17:05like she's gonna do that
17:07it's going really well mr holt
17:08and it looks like aitha's about to perform a new character
17:11listen
17:17jiggity dee
17:18jiggity do
17:19jiggity da
17:20what's it
17:21do
17:25what
17:26no no i didn't get it either
17:28but the kids were loving it
17:33i can't wait for tomorrow's executions
17:37there's only meant to be one
17:38four stinky losers
17:40four executions
17:42and did i mention we're going to film them for the school website
17:45she can't do that
17:46can she do that
17:48i totally can
17:49she totally can
17:50i emailed mr holt about it
17:51and he thinks it's such a good idea
17:54so now everyone can watch me winning
17:56and you losing
17:58forever
18:01and i can still smell the pocket cheese
18:07no one could take you two
18:09heathen's getting her egg chopped off tomorrow
18:11so she is
18:12that'll be fun
18:16we're selling tickets
18:19i can't let her humiliate us like this
18:21we'll be known as losers forever
18:24losers losers losers losers
18:26i just want to show the lads that history could be cool
18:29but jessica keeps rewriting it
18:31maybe we could do that too
18:33rewrite history
18:34think about it
18:35jessica losing the battle
18:36would be a crazy plot twist
18:38everyone would be talking about it
18:47i do like that
18:50but it does go against my principle of
18:52doing anything not historically accurate
18:54did mary queen of scots really wear this ridiculous thing
18:58no wonder nobody voted for her
19:06i'm in
19:07yes
19:08and i've got the perfect plan
19:10first i sneak out of myself
19:13using a devious lie
19:15and while the vipers gain support
19:17to the revolution
19:18mary queen of scots is busy
19:21looking at memes as she often did in 1567
19:24on her wooden phone
19:32don't care if it's not practical
19:34i want a gold boat
19:36gold
19:37and then we plot to overthrow the evil queen
19:53what's that
19:57secret meeting
19:58who put that there
20:05connor
20:15pretty clever if i say so myself
20:17and i do
20:18okay
20:19this is kind of cool
20:21and a plot to overthrow the queen is entirely accurate historically speaking
20:26you're ruining it
20:27you're ruining it
20:56jessica's just trying to beat you quickly so she can do a boring speech
20:59i'll give you a hero's death
21:27i'll give you a hero's death pure hollywood
21:29if it's not historically accurate
21:31if it's not historically accurate he'll make me do all the rubbish jobs no one else wants
21:33like what
21:35lunchtime detentions
21:36spell checking graffiti
21:37stopping birds doing the toilet on his car
21:41what's that hawkey
21:42you're so hungry
21:43you could eat 50 pigeons
21:45i wouldn't have time to coach bouncy ball
21:49it's going to be great jim
21:51especially with ephra and connor
21:52especially with ephra and connor helping out
21:53well mainly connor
22:00isn't that right connor
22:02how do you know i'm here
22:04because i'm your mum
22:05and also you breathe really loudly
22:09there's a lot resting on this for jim
22:11and the vipers
22:12it is gonna go well isn't it
22:16only if i can get to ephra on time
22:24merry queen of scots
22:26aka ephra queen of losers
22:30not for long
22:31i hereby sent you
22:33i reject your sentence
22:35now now is the time to rise up against this evil queen
22:40follow me into the battle
22:42and i will defeat the spanish king
22:44for you
22:46my people
22:47now
22:48who's with me
22:52i said
22:54who's with me
22:57seriously who's with me
23:03looks like your little revolution has failed
23:07we can't get the history wrong
23:09connor said we'd lose jim as a coach
23:12we had no choice
23:29and this is where we came in
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23:59for it does this mean that he was right that history and Connor can be cool all
24:07right but we can never tell him agreed
24:22where's Aoife Jessica's won again and we've lost we're officially the losers forever
24:32this really is the worst of times but the best of times for a roundup
24:41so it all started when we had to call ourselves the losers because someone made a bet it doesn't
24:47matter who so then I tried to change the past in more ways than one but then I'd realized we'd
24:52lose
24:53Jim and nobody wanted that so now Jessica's gonna win again and we're gonna be stuck with
24:58these stupid nicknames forever
25:06unless guys it's not over yes it is the battle's just beginning like our battle's just beginning
25:13what are you going on about I was wrong we can't change what's happened but we can change what
25:21does happen starting now how Jessica wins like always
25:29but she doesn't Queen Elizabeth does
25:48yes come on smash them oh no no no what oh
25:56oh here are Mr Holt Jessica's Queen Elizabeth is just about to defeat Ben's Spanish King
26:02oh no oh not King Duke very well dressed Duke with the with the King's hat on
26:10I thought Aoife would have at least come out to watch
26:12well how she's not got her head
26:31oh no this is good no matter what Queen Elizabeth will win
26:37oh right vipers time to show everyone who the real Queens of Midvale are
26:41Charles you have to lose to me lie down
26:48nah not my style smells master let's go out in glory
26:57what is this
27:02yes yes yes
27:05Charles
27:27very cool that's how winning's done Halty Baby
27:36you can cut that last bit out right
27:38but it's a live stream
27:40did she just call me Halty Baby
27:43it'll grow on him
27:51you
27:56you
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