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T.h.e B.o.y.s Season 5 Episode 3
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00:00:00Dad?
00:00:00Yes, I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:08Samir's done it.
00:00:09As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top homeland.
00:00:13I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:15We've got an ubervirus, strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet.
00:00:20No.
00:00:21Soldier boy killed my family.
00:00:22I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:24Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:31Sweet boy.
00:00:32I will be there for you always.
00:00:37Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:00:40Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:00:43Be sweet boy.
00:01:08You're the one who is looking at your own vehicle.
00:01:10Yes, the commander is waiting for us.
00:01:13Get up!
00:01:21It's a big deal!
00:01:23Yes, I feel like the commander is on the right side.
00:01:29Get up!
00:01:29It's not the right side.
00:01:29It's not the right side.
00:01:29Now the commander is asking us.
00:01:55I don't have a phone name.
00:01:57I don't have a phone name.
00:02:21Please. I have family. I love Imagine Dragons.
00:02:26Please. I'm sorry. No one can know I was here.
00:02:35Soldier Boy. America's first hero. Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
00:02:42Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
00:02:45Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:02:50But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
00:02:56And America deserves the truth.
00:02:58Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia, working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
00:03:04traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:05Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
00:03:07They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
00:03:11We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
00:03:14And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:22It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:03:40My boy. My poor, sweet boy.
00:03:47I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:03:53Let's go.
00:03:53Whoa, Pullman.
00:03:54When did you find out?
00:03:55Oh, Atlanta.
00:03:55When did you find out?
00:03:56Mark on the twitter side.
00:03:57I need a phone.
00:03:57Get out of here.
00:03:58Now you're gonna be into someone in there and see that.
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00:04:22his sexiest dynasty knew that
00:04:30come on I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the
00:04:34virus I wouldn't have I swear to god although I did tell you not to engage so
00:04:40if we're pointing fingers I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here
00:04:44gentlemen lab results are in lab results
00:04:54how we were there they all got infected we watched them die
00:04:57out of fuck is that constable braving
00:05:01oh no
00:05:10he's got v1 in his bloodstream
00:05:11shit v1 what is v1
00:05:15frederick fought's first iteration of compound b
00:05:19v1's ten times more potent than today's
00:05:22formula highly unstable only worked on a handful of early soups you bombsite
00:05:27torpedo private angel stormfront who is stormfront dr.
00:05:32vod's wife clara i think you know his liberty point is v1 saved your life and
00:05:39is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age this is a modern compound v
00:05:45molecule this is the virus it's spike proteins bind to the v receptors kind
00:05:51of like gears meshing but v1 is different it looks like this
00:05:57nothing for the virus to bind to you might have told us that before we tested it v1 hasn't been
00:06:01in circulation
00:06:01since the 1950s and i thought soldier boy was dead we all did now all i'm hearing is that this
00:06:07motherfucker is unkillable
00:06:19okay but what about homelander does this does this mean that i'm a son
00:06:24am i immune to no your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety v
00:06:29like me like every other suit but if homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically
00:06:33he'd be like soldier boy immune to the virus maybe even immortal bring me some i can't why not
00:06:39fought destroyed every vial there's none left could a vial still exist somewhere i suppose
00:06:44wait if that's true then that means he can use that we need to get to it before homelander goes
00:06:48how i'm sure he knows all this already we're fucked good point love we hit him with the virus today
00:06:54while it still works that wasn't at all my point look see it's the smart play we draw him out
00:07:02and hit
00:07:02him today okay how are you gonna get it in front of him homelander hasn't been seen outside of the
00:07:07tower in days which means he's probably scared of getting infected and if you release this thing he just
00:07:12flies up into fucking space until it's all over right so until you figure that out we have to
00:07:18find some of this v1 we don't really have a choice i know where to start
00:07:27wow thank god that stuff's in here saved you um it's all as well that it will fuck you
00:07:33you knew butcher had the virus you defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip no no
00:07:38i did
00:07:39not what i want what junk's on you asshole because i'm gonna live and you'll die if the virus doesn't
00:07:46get you time will and when you're sitting in that wheelchair shitting in a colostomy bag
00:07:50i'll be running the seven should not sherry lewis's tits
00:07:58look at you just the softest wettest boy
00:08:05empathetic you're nothing at all
00:08:16mademoiselle any are you certain of this we don't have a choice
00:08:28you know what this means right if we do get this for you i mean you and camico could take
00:08:32some
00:08:33you need soldier boy immune to the virus it could make you immune too like a vaccine yeah or we
00:08:37could grow a million dicks like a push wall but with dicks very specific but look there's a chance
00:08:44no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not you again
00:08:49whoa whoa whoa
00:08:49zoe take it easy put him away kiddo that won't be necessary
00:08:54at least not yet starlight we weren't expecting you i take it marie moreau is running late
00:09:01marie's not coming but i know about the meeting you had a while back
00:09:05she set this up actually did she yeah we need you to tell us everything that you know about v1
00:09:11you mean the first generation v soldier boy has in his veins that made him immune
00:09:16to the virus you're working on with william butcher you can't actually be surprised i know
00:09:23but why should i help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter
00:09:28and orphaned my granddaughter
00:09:32vicky meant a lot to me too and what butcher did was unforgivable which is why he's not here
00:09:37but you're still working with him
00:09:40we think that homelander is trying to get at v1
00:09:43and if he does he lives forever and you will be just as fucked as the rest of us
00:09:50so you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black mr. spock or you're gonna help us out
00:10:01follow me
00:10:13after you
00:10:130.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers
00:10:42it smells near you're right it smells like an abercrombie got fucked by 7-eleven from all
00:10:46arby's jerked off in the corner
00:10:48it's v-barrel mango thunder body spray fuck everyone this is maverick translucent stuff
00:10:55sup player sup
00:10:59player starlight i was a kid last you saw me he sang at my dad's funeral
00:11:04maverick hi um what are you doing here don't you go to godolpen
00:11:08fuck that place and fuck vod they're all a bunch of liars
00:11:11they said a cartel super villain killed my dad mr. egger was the only one that told me the truth
00:11:19it was homelander homelander killed my dad
00:11:26wow homelander oh god i fuck that fucking motherfucker i've been saying it for years
00:11:34this fucking this
00:11:35fucking motherfucker
00:11:37fucker okay so maverick zoe marie moreau what are you trying to start your own teenage
00:11:43kicks or something i believe the children are our future maverick if you'll excuse us a moment
00:11:48follow me if you want to know about v1 i hope you have strong stuff
00:11:55v1 was barbaric and unstable dr bought's first test subjects at dachau lived in a state of endless
00:12:02torment he murdered thousands only to achieve five successes even after bought defected to the
00:12:09allies he kept testing v1 on a ready supply of u.s servicemen why am i not surprised by then
00:12:15we were
00:12:15in an arms race with the russians and nothing could stand in the way of national security dr bought
00:12:21stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned the v1 under the rug like every
00:12:26other sort of chapter in this company's history and you're sure there are no more doses left
00:12:29whatsoever not that i've seen you think bought wanted a paper trail to dachau
00:12:34this is every surviving file for project bought's if you want to look through them be my guest
00:12:46zoe zoe wait what happened to your mom was awful
00:12:52but i didn't know that butcher was
00:12:53i didn't mean for her to get hurt i promise
00:13:05promise you promised that we'd be safe then i woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half
00:13:11sorry then i got chucked into red river because my dad is probably dead too
00:13:16so go fuck yourself
00:13:29maybe if i raised you i could have made you better
00:13:32you're a fucking disappointment disappointment the pitiful disappointment you are deep down
00:13:39there's a part of you that is still human you're the better you're the better you're weak you're my greatest
00:13:44failure
00:13:45you're nothing at all
00:14:10you're nothing at all
00:14:35but i know you think love is weak in human but who is more loved than jesus
00:14:43and why should he have more love than you you save more people than he does
00:14:51the one true god
00:14:56how
00:14:58how millions of people should shame me
00:15:01well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood
00:15:07rip babies from their mother's womb
00:15:10skin parents in front of their children
00:15:13rid the world of the wicked
00:15:15the non-believers
00:15:20they'll call me a must
00:15:21the only ones left will be your faithful
00:15:25and they will love you in their hearts
00:15:28they'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you
00:15:32you have one last task my love
00:15:34yeah
00:16:04you're late
00:16:05came as soon as you texted
00:16:07it's kind of far
00:16:08where
00:16:09russia
00:16:10near the border i think
00:16:11anybody see you
00:16:14uh no
00:16:17what's that
00:16:24uh
00:16:25caught myself shaving
00:16:28trust me
00:16:28you don't need to shave
00:16:35so your grandpa's in there with them now
00:16:39is uh
00:16:41is butcher in there
00:16:42no
00:16:43but they can lead us to him
00:16:45we can find him
00:16:46and kill him
00:16:47kill butcher
00:16:50i don't think that's a good idea
00:16:51you don't think we could
00:16:52he's dangerous
00:16:54look what he did to your mom
00:16:56that's the point
00:16:57he's not worth it
00:16:58ryan
00:16:59it's not worth you getting hurt
00:17:02i'd kill you
00:17:05so i'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand
00:17:07so
00:17:08forget it
00:17:25you think i couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath
00:17:30what the fuck
00:17:31well well well
00:17:33ain't this my lucky fucking day
00:17:35should buy myself a lotto ticket
00:17:38thought you'd still be in touch with your girl
00:17:40if i hadn't showed
00:17:41i was planning to nick so
00:17:43i text you from a phone
00:17:44and just wait for you to come running
00:17:45but hey
00:17:47fucking christmas
00:17:55nice one
00:17:57but i don't break easy no more
00:18:00not like mallory
00:18:01you're a right tough lad ain't you
00:18:03killing an old lady
00:18:04and fucking off to russia
00:18:07so he was right about you
00:18:10maybe i should just put you out of your misery
00:18:14you could
00:18:16but you won't
00:18:17and why is that
00:18:18cause
00:18:19we both love the same woman
00:18:22and we both hate the same cunt
00:18:27look mate
00:18:27you can be as pissy with me as you like
00:18:29but we both know
00:18:32i ain't the bad guy
00:18:35oh really
00:18:37i just need us
00:18:38to have a proper chat
00:18:41that's all
00:18:48home
00:18:49home laden
00:18:49up here
00:18:51what do you
00:18:53what in the fuck
00:18:57is that milk
00:18:58better
00:18:59breast milk from the nicu
00:19:00and mount siren
00:19:01but what you ask me up here
00:19:02so i can watch you swim
00:19:03and tit jizz
00:19:04i wanna give you another chance
00:19:06you wanna give me another chance
00:19:08yes
00:19:08help me find the v1
00:19:10i'd rather fist myself
00:19:11with a handful of razors
00:19:12besides
00:19:14cleopatra jones
00:19:15said there's no v1 to find
00:19:17oh there most certainly is
00:19:19and i am going to find them
00:19:22yeah what makes you so sure
00:19:24an angel talk
00:19:26it's my destiny
00:19:27just when i thought
00:19:29it was a ceiling
00:19:30of how fucking weird
00:19:31you could get
00:19:32yes yes
00:19:33make your jokes
00:19:34you've been blessed
00:19:35with immortality
00:19:37and what have you done with that
00:19:38drink and fuck yourself
00:19:40no
00:19:41you
00:19:44you
00:19:45are a disappointment
00:19:50you see
00:19:54i
00:19:54am not gonna waste
00:19:56my immortality
00:19:57i am gonna take
00:19:58what's rightfully mine
00:19:59i'm asking you
00:20:00if you want a seat at the table
00:20:02because you're my father
00:20:03but with
00:20:04or without you
00:20:06a reckoning is coming
00:20:10you know all i see
00:20:11is a freak
00:20:12a freak with a bushel
00:20:14of gray pubes
00:20:17try some just for men
00:20:33what's for it harmony
00:20:35i have no idea
00:20:36it's all over these memos
00:20:37what do they say
00:20:37i don't know
00:20:39the text is encrypted
00:20:40but i think i can crack it
00:20:41you couldn't possibly
00:20:42it's 1944
00:20:43there's more processing power
00:20:45on your toaster
00:20:46than there was in the encryption
00:20:46tech back then
00:20:48give me an hour
00:20:52fuck his hair
00:21:06hey
00:21:08sorry just uh
00:21:09you might want to
00:21:10lighten up on that
00:21:11vibro mango thunder
00:21:13that is
00:21:14that is musky
00:21:16my dad was in the first campaign
00:21:18vanish into freshness
00:21:20it just smells like him
00:21:22you know
00:21:23i'm sorry about your dad
00:21:25i i lost mine
00:21:27too
00:21:28i'm sorry to hear that
00:21:29it's just
00:21:30it's crazy right
00:21:31walk around one day
00:21:32feeling fine
00:21:33and then
00:21:35out of nowhere
00:21:35the pain just hits you
00:21:36like a truck
00:21:37like
00:21:37takes the wind out of you
00:21:39you guys are trying to
00:21:40take down homelander
00:21:40right
00:21:41let me help
00:21:42look maverick
00:21:43i don't think that's
00:21:44such a good idea
00:21:45it's really dangerous
00:21:46i don't care
00:21:47he fucking killed my dad
00:21:48it's the only thing
00:21:49i can think about
00:21:50i know that you want
00:21:51this to mean something
00:21:52but it's never gonna make sense
00:21:55and the more that you try
00:21:56the less sense it'll make
00:21:58it's never gonna make sense
00:21:59trust me
00:22:00i know
00:22:01what am i supposed to do
00:22:03honestly just
00:22:04let go
00:22:06live your life
00:22:07be happy
00:22:08fall in love with someone
00:22:09i do have a girlfriend
00:22:11really
00:22:12sloan
00:22:14she's an alpaca
00:22:18cool just
00:22:19maybe think about
00:22:20what your dad
00:22:21would want for you
00:22:21and then
00:22:22do that
00:22:23that's what i'm trying to do
00:22:24anyway
00:22:27can i um
00:22:28can i just talk to you
00:22:29for a quick second
00:22:30yeah
00:22:35stop
00:22:41another mention of
00:22:42fort harmony
00:22:43from 1963
00:22:45butcher has a scanner
00:22:46no
00:22:46he does
00:22:47maybe resolution
00:22:48is good enough
00:22:49so we can make out
00:22:50some of the text
00:22:50okay
00:22:51go with him
00:22:52sounds good
00:22:53i've been watching pornography
00:22:54and i'd like to try out
00:22:55some cunnilingus
00:23:00i don't understand
00:23:03all you do
00:23:03is get him on the blower
00:23:05and tell him you want to see him
00:23:06he rocks up
00:23:07he chucked the shit in his face
00:23:10and that'll be it
00:23:12why me
00:23:12because he won't leave the fortress
00:23:14of cunnature
00:23:14for anyone else
00:23:15so this is what you want to talk to me about
00:23:18killing my dad
00:23:20listen mate
00:23:21is that all you think i'm good for
00:23:22i ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more
00:23:24alright
00:23:24you're done with it
00:23:26homelander raped your mum
00:23:27he's gonna burn everything down
00:23:28and you
00:23:29are the only one that will stop him
00:23:32now
00:23:33normally i don't put no stock
00:23:34in any of that bollocks
00:23:35about destiny
00:23:36but
00:23:37if anyone's got one
00:23:38it's you
00:23:44i throw this virus at him
00:23:46what'll happen to me
00:23:50he'll die
00:23:54i'll be close by
00:23:55and we'll go together
00:23:59no
00:24:01i ain't gonna lie to you
00:24:02this
00:24:04this is
00:24:04not what your mum wanted
00:24:06but it's the only way
00:24:10and it will be
00:24:11justice
00:24:14you're asking me to kill myself
00:24:19you wouldn't be the first lad
00:24:20that throws life away in the war
00:24:23but you would be the first
00:24:25to save the world
00:24:27doing it
00:24:39i'll fetch us a point
00:24:40i mean no wonder soldier boy is getting all this heat
00:24:53he's a fucking nepo daddy
00:24:54like he's not even that good looking
00:24:56like his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting
00:25:00like you shave his head
00:25:01he's the gayest sailor in fleet
00:25:03seriously man
00:25:04thanks for letting me tag along
00:25:06i need a win
00:25:08will you just tell me this
00:25:09homelander really didn't want me to come along
00:25:11he didn't like
00:25:13mention my name even once
00:25:18why'd he ask them
00:25:26keep heading south
00:25:30so like
00:25:32what's your story
00:25:34my story
00:25:34yeah
00:25:35i was born on a sugar bush
00:25:37maple farm
00:25:37one day when i was five
00:25:39my parents died
00:25:39in a tidal wave of molasses
00:25:41then i was raised by four geese
00:25:42and an agoraphobic fox
00:25:43in a crystal cave
00:25:44where they taught me the ways of the soil
00:25:45and the salts until gerald
00:25:47that's the eldest goose
00:25:49revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of robin williams
00:25:52and then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to orc
00:25:54because mork and mindy is a netflix documentary
00:25:58orsa married us
00:26:00and the rest is history
00:26:06when linner asked you to come along
00:26:10first me
00:26:21merde
00:26:22cyber trucks are the entourage of cars
00:26:30a penny for your thoughts
00:26:34hughie said the v1 could be a cure
00:26:35you really think so
00:26:38would it give us more time
00:26:45what would you want to do
00:26:47we could travel
00:26:49i can dj
00:26:50in berlin
00:26:51nothing to tie us down
00:26:53never in the same place twice
00:27:00do you want that for your kids
00:27:02of course not
00:27:03which is why i would never have any
00:27:11it's a
00:27:14you want children
00:27:18three
00:27:19two girls and a boy
00:27:20a house by the water
00:27:21and maybe a bernard eagle
00:27:22peace and quiet
00:27:24after all this killing
00:27:25i just want a place to call home
00:27:27and i just want a human
00:27:51that's all i'm here
00:27:52but i have to agree to
00:27:54they all have to be a good
00:27:55it's all right
00:27:57It just sits on your face.
00:28:03Where did you pick that up?
00:28:04The old man.
00:28:06You're too close?
00:28:07No, not really.
00:28:09He was a piss artist.
00:28:12Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
00:28:16Horses.
00:28:17And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:28:21And then later, laugh about it with his mates.
00:28:25Yeah, he was a right captain.
00:28:27Where is he now?
00:28:28Bottom of the Thames.
00:28:30I put him there just the other day.
00:28:34I only wish I'd done it sooner, before he caused more...
00:28:39more damage.
00:28:44Butchard.
00:28:46Do you think that I could ever...
00:28:49that I might turn into my dad?
00:28:55I don't know.
00:29:01My mom...
00:29:03and Grace...
00:29:05the others...
00:29:07all I do is hurt people.
00:29:10I can't be around anyone.
00:29:11I can't be around anyone.
00:29:17Without us...
00:29:20without Supes...
00:29:22the world is a better...
00:29:25safer place.
00:29:32I'll do it.
00:29:45Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters,
00:29:47protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently with superheroes and police alike.
00:29:52It's all so tediously predictable.
00:29:56Insurgency.
00:29:57Camera insurgency.
00:29:58Liberation.
00:29:59Crackdown.
00:30:00Round and round she goes.
00:30:03It's not a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy.
00:30:07Whoa, hold on a second.
00:30:09I got something.
00:30:10Check that out.
00:30:12So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:30:16The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
00:30:20Why is that square blurry?
00:30:22That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:30:25Now, I bet you a porterhouse at Louvers, that's where Vaught was testing the V1.
00:30:29If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:30:39Were you followed?
00:30:40Hell no.
00:30:41Homelander's looking for the V1 just like we are.
00:30:42It's only a matter of time before he found you.
00:30:44We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
00:30:47The door is munitions gray, ballistics resistant, same as a NORAD bunker in Giant Mountain.
00:30:51It will hold.
00:30:54Better hope so.
00:31:03Oh, thank you, fuck.
00:31:04Won't hold forever.
00:31:05So, we're trapped down here.
00:31:07What's the plan?
00:31:08Wait.
00:31:10Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:31:12Oh, thank you, fuck.
00:31:21Won't hold forever.
00:31:21So, we're trapped down here.
00:31:23What's the plan?
00:31:24Wait.
00:31:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:31:32One minute.
00:31:40Oh, what's the plan?
00:32:22Dad?
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:27Dad?
00:32:30Sorry.
00:32:33Oh, my God. Sorry.
00:32:37Oh, my God.
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:33:03What are you doing?
00:33:04I told them Zoe was dead.
00:33:08And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homeland.
00:33:11Fucking psycho.
00:33:12And you all went along with it.
00:33:17Come on, Zoe.
00:33:19I'm sorry, my poor.
00:33:22I cannot allow you to leave.
00:33:27Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:33:32No.
00:33:34Let them go.
00:33:35She tried to kill us both.
00:33:36She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:33:42Go.
00:34:02Zoe, pick up.
00:34:04Listen to me.
00:34:05Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:34:07It's not safe.
00:34:08You understand?
00:34:09Call me.
00:34:10Do we know when she left?
00:34:14Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:34:16Can we get out that way?
00:34:19That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:34:22Well, if that's the case,
00:34:25what are you packing?
00:34:28Whoa.
00:34:30I've been looking for those.
00:34:36Oro Blanco.
00:34:39500 a stick.
00:35:08My father spent his whole life
00:35:10fighting, Lord.
00:35:12And here I am,
00:35:13smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Hector.
00:35:16I remember your father, you know.
00:35:20He was impressive.
00:35:23Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught
00:35:25and one small-time Harlem lawyer
00:35:28made them work weekends and holidays.
00:35:31Damn fucking straight he did.
00:35:33But he couldn't win.
00:35:36It's why, ultimately,
00:35:39you won't win either.
00:35:40You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:35:42You know that, right?
00:35:43Who?
00:35:44What?
00:35:44Please.
00:35:45It's more powerful in Vaught
00:35:47or Homelander.
00:35:48More powerful in nature or life itself.
00:35:51It's profit and loss,
00:35:53supply and demand.
00:35:54The elegant flow of currency
00:35:56across the globe.
00:35:58We're just cobs
00:36:00in a great machine.
00:36:02And we all have our part to play.
00:36:07Say you kill Soldier Boy
00:36:08or Homelander
00:36:09or even release this virus.
00:36:11When superheroes go out of fashion,
00:36:13something else
00:36:14will just take their place.
00:36:15Because
00:36:17corporations
00:36:18must still
00:36:19grow.
00:36:21Money must still be made.
00:36:22The machine
00:36:25must still be fed.
00:36:26That is the way of the world.
00:36:31Motherfucker.
00:36:34When this is all over,
00:36:36you're aiming to run Vaught again,
00:36:38ain't you?
00:36:39Like I said,
00:36:40we all have our part to play.
00:36:41Mm-hmm.
00:36:46If that day ever comes,
00:36:48I have a part to play to.
00:36:50And has to put a bullet
00:36:52in your fucking skull.
00:36:59Finally.
00:37:01Ha ha.
00:37:02Showtime.
00:37:03Hey kids,
00:37:04do you love America?
00:37:06And basic knife skills?
00:37:07Making s'mores?
00:37:08And march in?
00:37:09Then sign up
00:37:10for the Homelander youth.
00:37:11You'll learn
00:37:12wilderness survival,
00:37:13campfire songs,
00:37:15how to field strip a rifle,
00:37:16and the best way
00:37:17to sniff out
00:37:18stinky starlighter rats.
00:37:20So if you're
00:37:21eight or eighteen,
00:37:22you can join the fun.
00:37:24Sign up for the
00:37:25Homelander youth
00:37:25and be tomorrow's heroes
00:37:27today.
00:37:29Sponsored by
00:37:30Greenland Diet Luncheons.
00:37:32Clear for fun.
00:37:36Who needs soups
00:37:37when we can get
00:37:37fucking kids to do it?
00:37:39Listen,
00:37:40I want you to put
00:37:41crime analytics
00:37:42on finding the V1.
00:37:43It's out there.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:45I know it.
00:37:45Uh, how many
00:37:47people do you want?
00:37:49Everyone.
00:37:50It's all we do
00:37:51from now on.
00:37:52Also,
00:37:53I want our entire
00:37:54pharma division
00:37:55working on
00:37:55literally nothing
00:37:56but recreating
00:37:58the V1 formula.
00:37:59But destroy
00:37:59the original formula.
00:38:00That could take years.
00:38:01Skip animal testing.
00:38:03You have caps
00:38:04for criminals?
00:38:04Just start
00:38:05using them.
00:38:07Hmm.
00:38:14This is wonderful.
00:38:22Hi, boss.
00:38:24What are you drinking?
00:38:34It's an honor
00:38:35to have a great
00:38:36American like
00:38:36yourself on the show.
00:38:39I guess he runs
00:38:40in the family, huh?
00:38:41Holander's father.
00:38:43Thing.
00:38:45The Glock, huh?
00:38:47Never saw the appeal
00:38:48in foreign-made guns.
00:38:50Well, this ain't
00:38:51your granddaddy's Glock.
00:38:53This here's
00:38:53a 9mm.
00:38:55Gen 5, 7 round capacity
00:38:56with a crisp
00:38:57fucking break.
00:38:59Well, mine's
00:39:00a much longer
00:39:01barrel.
00:39:01That'll prove
00:39:02an all-American
00:39:03Colt 1911.
00:39:05Chambered in
00:39:0645 ACP.
00:39:10That'll blow
00:39:10your fucking panties off.
00:39:12Now,
00:39:13that little Glock,
00:39:15that's good for
00:39:15a late-night Harlem stroll,
00:39:17but this here,
00:39:18that's a certified
00:39:18crop dealer.
00:39:19Think you mean
00:39:20an antique?
00:39:20I mean a classic.
00:39:22You want to give it a try?
00:39:25Now, some can't
00:39:26handle the kick.
00:39:27Something tells me
00:39:28you'll do just fine.
00:39:34I haven't
00:39:35surpassed me!
00:39:51Oh, you got hated,
00:39:52do you?
00:39:54I haven't
00:39:55fucked that hard since...
00:39:58since I railed
00:39:59Sherry Lewis
00:39:59on the balcony
00:40:00of Studio 54.
00:40:01I ain't got no idea
00:40:02who that is.
00:40:06Hey, why the
00:40:07hairless pussy?
00:40:09I mean,
00:40:10what's the point
00:40:10of going down there
00:40:11if you're not gonna
00:40:11get a fat face
00:40:12full of fur?
00:40:14Was that how
00:40:15Homelander likes you?
00:40:16Like a baby?
00:40:20More like a mother.
00:40:24But you two
00:40:25have fucked,
00:40:26right?
00:40:26Mm-mm.
00:40:29Damn.
00:40:31I gotta admit,
00:40:32I was
00:40:32kinda just
00:40:33doing this
00:40:33as petty revenge
00:40:34against the freak.
00:40:36That's terrible.
00:40:38Who would do
00:40:38such a thing?
00:40:40You shouldn't
00:40:41say that
00:40:41about your son.
00:40:43Well, he thinks
00:40:43he's better than me.
00:40:44He doesn't.
00:40:47How do you know?
00:40:48I don't know much,
00:40:50but I can read people.
00:40:51The way he looks at you?
00:40:53Shit.
00:40:54I ain't never
00:40:55shouldn't look
00:40:55at nobody like that.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:03It's not exactly
00:41:04a compliment,
00:41:05doll.
00:41:06He is the strangest
00:41:07motherfucker
00:41:08I've ever known.
00:41:09and I've had
00:41:09a threesome
00:41:10with Gary Busey.
00:41:11Oof.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18There's someone
00:41:19I want you to meet.
00:41:24Is this
00:41:26terror?
00:41:28Well, my mom
00:41:28told me all about you.
00:41:30You boy.
00:41:31Where's he been?
00:41:32Me, Aunt Judy's
00:41:33been looking after him.
00:41:34As he still
00:41:35hump everything?
00:41:36Gentleman of his age.
00:41:38Well,
00:41:40he does his best.
00:41:45Ryan?
00:41:47Kimiko?
00:41:48Wait, you
00:41:49you can talk.
00:41:56Tell me.
00:41:58Salgon.
00:42:00Where
00:42:01is
00:42:02Samir?
00:42:03We let him leave
00:42:03with Zoe.
00:42:04We're not all monsters,
00:42:05you fucking
00:42:07monster.
00:42:13You touch her,
00:42:14I'll never make war.
00:42:15So back off.
00:42:30We're still going to go after
00:42:31Homelander, right?
00:42:31Not today, we're not.
00:42:33Then when?
00:42:35I don't know.
00:42:35A week?
00:42:36Maybe a month.
00:42:39We don't have a month.
00:42:41He's going to burn
00:42:41everything down
00:42:42like you said.
00:42:42Let's just go now.
00:42:45Not without a virus.
00:42:47You said I was
00:42:48strong enough.
00:42:49You said I was
00:42:49the only one
00:42:49who could stop him.
00:42:50You said it was my destiny.
00:42:52I just said that
00:42:52so you'd get him
00:42:53out of the tower.
00:42:55Without the germ,
00:42:57you'd just be
00:42:58another stupid kid
00:42:59on a fucking
00:42:59suicide run.
00:43:02Same old
00:43:03lying,
00:43:03pathetic asshole.
00:43:08Ryan.
00:43:16All right, kid.
00:43:18This is a
00:43:18halothane grenade.
00:43:19What you do is
00:43:20you pull the pin,
00:43:21you toss it,
00:43:22and you run like hell.
00:43:23Also, make sure
00:43:24you don't inhale
00:43:25or else you're going
00:43:25to knock yourself
00:43:26out too.
00:43:27Once all the bodies
00:43:28are down
00:43:28and the smoke clears,
00:43:29we'll come out
00:43:29and get you.
00:43:30Got it?
00:43:30Yeah, got it.
00:43:33Maverick.
00:43:35Be careful.
00:43:41Huey.
00:43:45Hey, I know.
00:43:46I'm sorry.
00:43:47It's just...
00:43:48He's a really good kid.
00:43:50I mean, if we find
00:43:51the V1,
00:43:51I think we should
00:43:52give him some.
00:43:53Huey, come on.
00:43:54How many more people
00:43:55are we going to kill
00:43:56and then their kids
00:43:57come after us?
00:43:58And then we kill them
00:43:59in a suspicious cycle
00:44:00that never fucking ends.
00:44:02Maybe we'll never
00:44:03be able to break it,
00:44:04but we have to
00:44:04at least try.
00:44:13What was that for?
00:44:14It's just, uh...
00:44:17It's been a long time
00:44:18since I've been around
00:44:19someone who
00:44:20was actually trying
00:44:21to make things better
00:44:22instead of stopping
00:44:23them from getting worse.
00:44:26You think the V1
00:44:28can save us?
00:44:29Fuck yeah, I do.
00:44:31He's at the hatch.
00:44:35He's at the hatch.
00:44:35He's at the hatch.
00:45:04What the fuck is this?
00:45:06Hey, I got an invisible
00:45:07kid here.
00:45:08It stinks like
00:45:09V-Bro Mango Thunder
00:45:10body spray.
00:45:11Here, take him.
00:45:12Shit burns my nose.
00:45:14Maverick?
00:45:14Is that you, bro?
00:45:16You're with Edgar?
00:45:17You were one of my
00:45:17dad's best friends.
00:45:19How come you never
00:45:19told me it was
00:45:20Homelander that killed him?
00:45:21Bro, Homelander
00:45:22didn't kill your dad.
00:45:24Who's Butcher's crew.
00:45:26You know,
00:45:26that sus French
00:45:27student,
00:45:28Starlight's boyfriend.
00:45:29What's his name?
00:45:29Was he Howie?
00:45:30They blew him up,
00:45:31stuffed his body parts
00:45:32in a box,
00:45:33and dropped him
00:45:33in the East River.
00:45:34I saw it with my own
00:45:35eyes.
00:45:37No cap on God, bro.
00:45:48Does it look like
00:45:49the Deep is talking
00:45:50to an invisible person?
00:45:51Fuck.
00:45:57Fuck.
00:46:01Fuck.
00:46:05Fuck.
00:46:11They were just here.
00:46:25God damn it.
00:46:26Fuck.
00:46:26There's not enough power.
00:46:32Slithery motherfucker.
00:46:36I mean, instant karma,
00:46:37but fuck.
00:46:38Okay, we gotta go out
00:46:39the front.
00:46:40Stick together.
00:46:44Yo!
00:46:45Nice work,
00:46:46Brobo Cop.
00:46:48Brobo Cop.
00:47:01These sÄ… sizi new,
00:47:02Maybe we 잘못 His hand,
00:47:08to the drill very soon.
00:47:13I see my pad Geoff,
00:47:13I see a padu Il-
00:47:14I see a padu...
00:47:14just over here.
00:47:14Oh, I know you,
00:47:16I'm getting ready for
00:47:19and I can hear some
00:47:22Sorry, bro.
00:47:24Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:48:05Mango Thunder, motherfucker!
00:48:16Where'd you here?
00:48:18It was you, wasn't it?
00:48:20You killed my dad.
00:48:21Get the fuck off me.
00:48:23Where are you?
00:48:25Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:48:28You sick fuck.
00:48:29You're right, you're right.
00:48:30It was me.
00:48:30It was me.
00:48:32I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:48:35You fucking psycho.
00:48:36Just wait, just wait.
00:48:37Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:48:41Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
00:48:47And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:48:50I shouldn't have done it.
00:48:51It's not the answer.
00:48:52It's the only answer, motherfucker.
00:48:59Rhetoric, stop.
00:49:00I don't want to fight you.
00:49:02What?
00:49:02What?
00:49:11I don't want to fight you.
00:49:12What?
00:49:15What?
00:49:18What?
00:49:19What?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24Oh, shit!
00:49:26Yo, god!
00:49:28Oh!
00:49:29Oh!
00:49:30Oh!
00:49:32I...
00:49:38Ian!
00:49:59This Maverick?
00:50:02She got Maverick.
00:50:04She got Maverick.
00:50:05She got Maverick.
00:50:06No, no, no.
00:50:08It's okay.
00:50:11Let's go again.
00:50:39Dad?
00:50:42Ryan.
00:50:44Hey, you.
00:50:46I'm really glad you called.
00:50:48I knew you weren't.
00:50:49It's like a...
00:50:52miracle.
00:50:55Like the upgrade?
00:50:56Remember when you took me here?
00:50:58Tended to care about me?
00:51:01I do care about you, son.
00:51:03I love you.
00:51:08I need to ask you...
00:51:09For my forgiveness.
00:51:11You already have it.
00:51:13Okay? Let me finish.
00:51:15I put too much pressure on you
00:51:17to fill my boots,
00:51:18and I realize now that, uh...
00:51:22well, that...
00:51:24that was impossible.
00:51:27But...
00:51:27I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:51:30I am going to live forever now.
00:51:35I don't realize my own legacy.
00:51:38And you...
00:51:39You're off the hook.
00:51:41You can do whatever...
00:51:43Did you do it?
00:51:44Did you rape my mom?
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Of course not.
00:51:48Who told...
00:51:49Did William Butcher...
00:51:50tell you that?
00:51:53Your mother and I...
00:51:54we had an affair.
00:51:57A consensual affair between...
00:51:59Two adults.
00:51:59Your heart's racing.
00:52:00Yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:52:02And frankly,
00:52:03my heart's breaking a little bit
00:52:04that you could think I would do something like that.
00:52:11Ryan...
00:52:11Ryan...
00:52:14Ryan...
00:52:14Ryan...
00:52:17Ryan...
00:52:18I don't know where this is coming from,
00:52:19because...
00:52:20your mother...
00:52:21she came on to me.
00:52:26Ryan...
00:52:27Son...
00:52:28Ryan...
00:52:29Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:52:31My son, a blessing!
00:52:54Ryan...
00:52:54Look at what you made me do.
00:53:03Mom...
00:53:05Shhh...
00:53:07Shhh...
00:53:07Shhh...arrell...
00:53:09It's okay.
00:53:12My sweet, sweet
00:53:14boy... My sweet, sweet
00:53:16boy. He... Shhh...
00:53:21Shhh...
00:53:23Shhh...
00:53:24Shhh...
00:53:30Shhh...
00:53:51Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:53:54Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:53:58Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:54:00And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:54:01If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:54:03We are so fucked.
00:54:04Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's boat pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:54:08Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:54:13Okay, I do have some good news.
00:54:16We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:54:19In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:54:25The rib cages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:54:33And this is good news?
00:54:35Oh yeah.
00:54:36The files are no longer reducted.
00:54:38Okay.
00:54:40Well, that's where we're headed.
00:55:03Nanny?
00:55:04Wait!
00:55:06Wait!
00:55:06You could have died, Huey!
00:55:08I'm okay.
00:55:09I'm here.
00:55:09I don't think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:55:12This was easier when I was on my own.
00:55:15Nanny.
00:55:15Well, in my time of dying, I want nobody to mourn.
00:55:23All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:29Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:55:33Well, well, well.
00:55:36Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:55:41Jesus is gonna make my dying, Jesus is gonna make my dying, babe.
00:55:45Jesus is gonna make my dying, babe.
00:55:49All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:55:56Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:56:00Well, well, well.
00:56:03Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:56:16Well, well, well, well, so I cannot die.
00:56:37Is take me when I die
00:56:44Well, in my time of dying
00:56:48Don't want nobody to mourn
00:56:51All I want for you to do
00:56:56Is take my body home
00:56:59Well, well, well
00:57:01So I can die easy
00:57:03Well, well, well
00:57:06Well, well, well
00:57:08So I can die easy
00:57:10Jesus gonna make up
00:57:12Jesus gonna make up
00:57:14Jesus gonna make up my dying baby
00:57:33Well, meet me, Jesus
00:57:35Meet me
00:57:36Meet me in the middle of the air
00:57:40If these wings should fill me
00:57:43Lord, won't you meet me
00:57:45With another prayer
00:57:46Well, well, well
00:57:48So I can die easy
00:57:51Well, well, well
00:57:54Well, well, well
00:57:56So I can die easy
00:57:58Jesus gonna make up
00:57:59Jesus gonna make up
00:58:01Jesus gonna make up my dying baby
00:58:15Lord, in my time of dying
00:58:18Don't want nobody to cry
00:58:22All I want you to do
00:58:25Is take me when I die
00:58:28Well, well, well
00:58:30So I can die easy
00:58:32Well, well, well
00:58:35Well, well, well
00:58:37So I can die easy
00:58:39Jesus gonna make up
00:58:41Jesus gonna make up
00:58:43Jesus gonna make up my dying baby
00:58:47Jesus gonna make up Ahhh
00:59:12Jesus gonna make up my dying baby
00:59:15Jesus gonna make up my
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