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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:01:52Till the crease was whipped
00:01:54And peace was in store
00:01:56And while he was handled
00:01:58What'd the doctor say?
00:02:00Nothing. Supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug.
00:02:03He gave me some pills.
00:02:04I told you, he probably just ate some bad gristle.
00:02:06Can we take the shortcut or the scenic route?
00:02:08Let's take the shortcut.
00:02:09Oh, but the scenic route is so much prettier.
00:02:11Okay, let's take the scenic route.
00:02:13Great. It's actually slightly quicker anyway.
00:02:35What is a squab?
00:02:37You know what a squab is.
00:02:39It's like a pigeon, I suppose.
00:02:40Should we go through the hole under the horse fence
00:02:42or climb the rail over the bridle path?
00:02:44Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer.
00:02:46Well, but the bridle path puts us right out
00:02:48next to the squab shack.
00:02:50Oh, okay.
00:02:52What's wrong? You're acting all skittish.
00:02:55Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living
00:02:57since before I could trot.
00:02:58By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight.
00:03:01You're practically glowing.
00:03:03Maybe it's the lighting.
00:03:04I've been in this town
00:03:06So long that's back in the city
00:03:08I've been taken for a lost and gone
00:03:10And unknown for a long, long time
00:03:14Well, in love years have come
00:03:16With an innocent girl
00:03:18From a Spanish and Indian home
00:03:35But she's still dancing in the night
00:03:38I'm afraid of what it do
00:03:40You've been in town
00:03:42For the heroes and the people
00:03:44What's that?
00:03:45What?
00:03:46I think it's a fox trap.
00:03:47Look at this.
00:03:47No, get away from there.
00:03:48Is it spring-loaded?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50Yeah, I guess if you come from over there
00:03:52and you're standing at this door
00:03:53to the squab shack
00:03:54This little gadget probably triggers
00:03:55What?
00:03:56Move out of the way, darling.
00:03:57That's right where it's going to land.
00:03:58Don't. Let's go.
00:04:04No, it just falls straight right down.
00:04:07Phew.
00:04:08I guess it's not spring-loaded.
00:04:09I'm pregnant.
00:04:13Wow.
00:04:15We're going to have a cup.
00:04:17Honey, that's great news.
00:04:18If we're still alive tomorrow...
00:04:23If we're still alive tomorrow morning
00:04:26I want you to find another line of work.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:33My children were raised
00:04:35You know they suddenly rise
00:04:37They started so long ago
00:04:39Head to toe
00:04:41Healthy, wealthy and wise
00:04:57Does anybody actually read my column?
00:04:59Your friends ever talk about it?
00:05:01Of course.
00:05:02In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend
00:05:03just said to me last week
00:05:04I should read Foxy's column
00:05:06but they don't get the gazette.
00:05:07Ash?
00:05:08Let's get cracking.
00:05:08Why would they?
00:05:09It's a rag sheet.
00:05:10I'm sick.
00:05:11You're not sick.
00:05:12I have a temperature.
00:05:12You don't have a temperature.
00:05:14I don't want to go.
00:05:14Hurry up.
00:05:15You're going to be late.
00:05:16I love the way you handle that.
00:05:23Your cousin Christofferson's coming on the 6th.
00:05:25I want you to be extra nice to him
00:05:27because he's going through a very hard time right now.
00:05:29Where's he going to sleep?
00:05:30We're going to make a bed for him in your room.
00:05:32I can't spare the space.
00:05:33Put him in Dad's study.
00:05:34Dad's study is occupied by Dad.
00:05:39I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
00:05:41It makes me feel poor.
00:05:43We are poor.
00:05:44But we're happy.
00:05:46Come see, come sa.
00:05:47Anyway, the views are better above ground.
00:05:51Honey, I'm seven non-fox years old now.
00:05:54My father died at seven and a half.
00:05:55I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
00:05:58And I'm going to do something about it.
00:06:07Well, I'm off.
00:06:09Have a good day, my darlings.
00:06:12You know, foxes live in holes for a reason.
00:06:21What are you wearing?
00:06:23Why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks?
00:06:30Well, I guess he's just different.
00:06:37I'm not delusional, so it doesn't really matter to me either way,
00:06:40but I know he's interested in something.
00:06:42Oh, actually, there he is here.
00:06:43Oh, hey, Mr. Fox.
00:06:44Yes, here it is.
00:06:45This is a tree.
00:06:46Come on over.
00:06:47This is...
00:06:48I'm going to call you back, Fox.
00:06:50Obviously, it's first growth.
00:06:52Indigenous.
00:06:52Original dirt floor.
00:06:54Good bark.
00:06:55Skipping stone.
00:06:56Hearth, as you can see.
00:06:58Kylie?
00:06:59Kylie!
00:06:59What did I tell you?
00:07:00I'm showing the property.
00:07:01You're not supposed to be here.
00:07:02Oh, what time is it?
00:07:03I'm sorry.
00:07:03This is Kylie.
00:07:04He's the super.
00:07:05He's a little, uh...
00:07:06What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?
00:07:09See?
00:07:09See what his eyes look like?
00:07:10Kylie?
00:07:11Kylie!
00:07:12Huh?
00:07:12Uh, just minnows.
00:07:14Kylie?
00:07:15Certainly.
00:07:18That's not exactly an evergreen, is it?
00:07:20Aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river?
00:07:23Pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range.
00:07:26What's that?
00:07:38May I ask what you do for a living, Mr. Fox?
00:07:40I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.
00:07:44Oh, sure.
00:07:45I've seen your byline.
00:07:46Hmm.
00:07:47Hmm.
00:07:48Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:07:50You good?
00:07:50You good?
00:07:50Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow.
00:07:53It was superb.
00:08:03Don't buy this tree, Foxy.
00:08:05You're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate,
00:08:07plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country
00:08:10for someone of your type of species.
00:08:11You're exaggerating, Patrick.
00:08:14I'm sugarcoating it, man.
00:08:16This is Boggess, Bunce, and Bean,
00:08:18three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers
00:08:20in the history of this valley.
00:08:22Really?
00:08:22Tell me about them.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:26Walt Boggess is a chicken farmer,
00:08:28probably the most successful in the world.
00:08:30He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros.
00:08:33He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch,
00:08:36supper, and dessert.
00:08:37That's 12 in total per diem.
00:08:39Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.
00:08:41He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf,
00:08:44and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end
00:08:46of any swimming pool on the planet.
00:08:48His food is homemade donuts
00:08:50with smashed-up goose livers injected into them.
00:08:53Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.
00:08:55He invented his own species of each.
00:08:58He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider,
00:09:01which he makes from his apples.
00:09:04He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip,
00:09:06and possibly the scariest man currently living.
00:09:11The local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about them.
00:09:17Here, listen to that.
00:09:28And summation, I think you've just got to not do it, man.
00:09:31That's all.
00:09:32I understand what you're saying,
00:09:33and your comments are valuable,
00:09:35but I'm going to ignore your advice.
00:09:38The cuss you are?
00:09:41The cuss of mine?
00:09:43Are you cussing with me?
00:09:45No, you cussing with me.
00:09:46Don't cuss and point me.
00:09:47You're going to cuss with somebody.
00:09:47You're not going to cuss with me, you little cuss.
00:09:59Just by the tree.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01Take a left and then to the right.
00:10:03Set him down.
00:10:03There's another bat.
00:10:04Help that other guy over there.
00:10:05Lift with your legs, not with your back.
00:10:06Flip it sideways.
00:10:07Don't try to be a Superman here.
00:10:09All right, we've got two circuits here.
00:10:10We've got the yellow circuit and the green circuit.
00:10:11Let's just keep them separated.
00:10:12Hold it right there.
00:10:13Now, we need to bring about 2% more in.
00:10:16Good, here we go.
00:10:16A little bit more, a little bit more.
00:10:18That looks good.
00:10:18Let's get that bottom structure really settled in.
00:10:21Let's bring in the side unit.
00:10:22Watch out.
00:10:22Try to be careful of the branches here, guys.
00:10:24Don't peel away the bark.
00:10:30Hi.
00:10:33Hi.
00:10:55He's slightly younger, but he's a cuss of a lot bigger.
00:10:58That's just genetics, I guess.
00:10:59Ash has a littler body type.
00:11:01You were just a child that's playing.
00:11:07Now, you're all grown up.
00:11:08Go.
00:11:09Ah.
00:11:10Roger.
00:11:10Watch this, Dad.
00:11:14Well, well.
00:11:15Good jump, Ash.
00:11:17Remember to keep your tail tucked.
00:11:21Still painting thunderstorms, I see.
00:11:23Do you still feel poor?
00:11:27Less so.
00:11:38Woo-hoo!
00:11:40Woo!
00:11:40Whoa!
00:11:41Look at that.
00:11:42This kid's a natural.
00:11:43I'm speechless, Kristofferson.
00:11:53Plus, he knows karate.
00:12:00Do you think I'm an athlete?
00:12:02What are you talking about?
00:12:03Well, you know, I think I'm an athlete.
00:12:06And sometimes, I feel like you guys don't see me that way.
00:12:09What's the subtext here?
00:12:10Is he praying?
00:12:12I think that's yoga.
00:12:17How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us?
00:12:19Until your uncle gets better.
00:12:21Right, but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that?
00:12:24Double pneumonia?
00:12:25It isn't really that big of a deal, is it?
00:12:27Lower your voice, Ash.
00:12:38Who am I, Kylie?
00:12:40Who how?
00:12:41What now?
00:12:42Why a fox?
00:12:43Why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?
00:12:46I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know?
00:12:49Who am I?
00:12:50And how can a fox ever be happy without a, uh, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in
00:12:54its teeth?
00:12:56I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.
00:12:58Here, put this bandit head on.
00:13:02Maybe you're a medium.
00:13:02Take it off for a minute.
00:13:03And don't wait around the house.
00:13:06And so it begins.
00:13:10Uh, do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set?
00:13:13It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.
00:13:16There's a lot of attitudes going on around here.
00:13:20Don't let me get one.
00:13:21No, it's only just in my spinal cord.
00:13:23Sleep wherever you want, man.
00:13:24Here, take my bed.
00:13:26I'll just, uh, I'll crawl under the bookcase.
00:13:28Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
00:13:31Never mind.
00:13:32Oh, you're gonna pout about it?
00:13:33Because I've had it up to here with the sad houseguest routine.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:47Good night.
00:13:48Way down, down there in the puddings dropped, an old woman died at a huff and a mow.
00:13:55But I can't.
00:13:56Oh, we can't.
00:13:59But I can't.
00:14:02Before me, I can't.
00:14:06No, no, no.
00:14:06Way down, down there in the hall at all.
00:14:09The left bird dance with the greenz Roth.
00:14:12But I can't.
00:14:13Let's go.
00:14:26Let's go.
00:14:46Let's go.
00:15:44Let's go.
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00:18:07Watch this.
00:18:07Let's go.
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00:19:00Let's go.
00:19:04I said one bite.
00:19:05I'm trying.
00:19:06I have a different kind of teeth from you.
00:19:07I'm an opossum.
00:19:09Give me that.
00:19:12That's so grizzly.
00:19:13There's blood and everything.
00:19:14Follow me.
00:19:31All right, what's the master's escape plan?
00:19:36Follow me again.
00:19:47Give me that.
00:19:59All right, let's hit the five of the dime on the way home.
00:20:02We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper so it looks like we
00:20:05got it from the butcher shop.
00:20:06Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:20:07Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:20:08Woo-hoo!
00:20:13Where did you get this chicken?
00:20:17I picked it up at the five and dime last night on my way back.
00:20:20It's got a Buggers Farms tag around its ankle.
00:20:23Huh.
00:20:24Must have escaped from there before I bought it.
00:20:27Yeah.
00:20:32Psst.
00:20:34It's Bunce tonight.
00:20:35He's got a refrigerated smokehouse with a hundred D's head.
00:20:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:20:38I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.
00:20:41We are, but it's not done yet.
00:20:44It's a triple header.
00:20:47Well, let's get a close.
00:20:51It's a triple header.
00:20:54Everything's going on.
00:20:54Shh.
00:20:54Well, let's get some gold.
00:20:55Well, let's go.
00:20:55TSP.
00:20:55TSP.
00:20:57TSP.
00:20:58TSP.
00:21:10TSP.
00:21:11TSP.
00:21:12TSP.
00:21:13TSP.
00:21:13TSP.
00:21:14TSP.
00:21:14TSP.
00:21:23huh let's see some hustle coach we don't have whack bat where i'm from what are the rules
00:21:27there's no whack bat on the other side of the river no we mostly just run grass sprints or
00:21:32play acorns oh well it's real simple basically there's three grabbers three taggers five twig
00:21:37runners and the player at whack bat center tiger lights a pine cone chucks it over the basket and
00:21:41the whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock then the twig runners dash back
00:21:45and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hot box finally at the end you count
00:21:49up however many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine got it going for ash substitution
00:21:54ash
00:21:55come out you need a breather come out what i still feel good coach let me finish this eighth no
00:22:02no
00:22:02come on step out step out let's go am i getting better coach well you're sure as cuss not getting
00:22:10any worse really i mean you think i could end up being as good as my dad if i keep
00:22:14practicing
00:22:15your dad your dad was probably the best whack bat player we ever had in this school
00:22:25no you don't want to have to compare yourself to that no but i think i have some of the
00:22:30same raw
00:22:31natural talent don't you you're improving let's put it like that
00:22:35you're looking at
00:22:35no i mean you're not
00:23:04Woo! That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat?
00:23:08He really is your father's nephew, isn't he?
00:23:10Not by blood.
00:23:11No?
00:23:12He's from my mother's side.
00:23:14Oh, yeah.
00:23:16What's that stand for?
00:23:18Huh? It's for, uh, it's for Pep.
00:23:20Pep. It's a K.
00:23:22Come on, now. Look alive.
00:23:24Atta boy.
00:23:25We're going steady.
00:23:32What's that?
00:23:33What, what?
00:23:34What, this?
00:23:35Oh, that's nothing. That's just some old trophy I won for being an athlete.
00:23:40I'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the hill.
00:23:44So me and Kylie are going to hop over there and give it a whirl.
00:23:47Don't wait up.
00:23:48What's the book?
00:23:50Some memoir.
00:23:51I'll get him to sign you a copy.
00:23:53Dinner was pitch perfect.
00:24:02I spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.
00:24:06We're breaking into Bean's house?
00:24:08Cellar.
00:24:08Where he lives?
00:24:09Where he keeps the cider.
00:24:10Below where he lives.
00:24:12Where'd you come from?
00:24:13Will you go back to the tree and do your homework?
00:24:14I want to help you steal some cider.
00:24:16We're going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider because no one ever said that.
00:24:19Now get out of here.
00:24:21But...
00:24:21You're going to get me in a lot of trouble.
00:24:23Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated.
00:24:28One, two, three.
00:24:31Where the cuss does that kid get off?
00:24:33Can you believe that?
00:24:34How'd he get tipped off?
00:24:38You think he's going to tell on us?
00:24:41Before we go any further, from now on, can you give me some kind of a signal once in a
00:24:44while
00:24:45just so I know any of this is getting through to you?
00:24:49Is that it?
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:51There's another one.
00:24:52Ah, good.
00:24:53You made it.
00:24:53Anybody see it?
00:24:54I don't think so.
00:24:55Here, put this bandit hat on.
00:24:59I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
00:25:02Why not?
00:25:03Because I don't like to be dishonest with people.
00:25:05Well, just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem.
00:25:07Yeah, but I don't think you should come with us either.
00:25:08We're not taking a boat.
00:25:12You know, one time this wolf I saw...
00:25:14Wolf?
00:25:14What's with all the wolf talk?
00:25:15Can we give it a rest for once?
00:25:29Look at all this apple juice.
00:25:31Apple juice?
00:25:32Apple juice?
00:25:33We didn't come here for apple juice.
00:25:35This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy.
00:25:39Or they could even be stolen.
00:25:41It burns in your throat.
00:25:42It boils in your stomach.
00:25:43It tastes almost exactly like pure, melted gold.
00:25:56Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
00:26:06Around these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers.
00:26:10You've aged badly, Rat.
00:26:12You're getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner.
00:26:19Bean security?
00:26:20Why are you wearing that badge?
00:26:22What is it?
00:26:24It's my job.
00:26:40How's your old lady different?
00:26:42Do you refer to my wife?
00:26:46She was the town tart in her day.
00:26:48Wild and footloose and...
00:26:51Pretty as a mink stone.
00:26:53Is that true?
00:26:54Of course not.
00:26:56I mean, certainly she lived.
00:26:57We all did.
00:26:58It was a different time.
00:26:59Let's not use the double standards.
00:27:00She marched against us.
00:27:01But town tart?
00:27:02Shut up.
00:27:03Yeah!
00:27:05That was close, Rat.
00:27:06Be careful.
00:27:07Oh, I'm as careful as a...
00:27:35How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
00:27:38I don't know, two, I guess.
00:27:40You drank three yesterday, though.
00:27:42All right.
00:27:43Take three.
00:27:55Nope.
00:27:56Too splenty.
00:28:02Oh, my gosh.
00:28:03Is she blind?
00:28:04I think she might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract of some form.
00:28:08Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
00:28:24What did I tell you?
00:28:25This kid's a natural, am I right?
00:28:32Oh, it's so good to be to come.
00:28:33Lovely to see you.
00:28:34You're both looking splendid.
00:28:35How have you been, Walter?
00:28:36In good health, I trust.
00:28:38Nathan, all's well?
00:28:40Wonderful.
00:28:43Any fox problems?
00:28:45Are you joking?
00:28:46It's horrible.
00:28:46We're miserable.
00:28:47He's laughing at us.
00:28:47It's humiliating.
00:28:48We're furious.
00:28:48I don't even want to talk about it.
00:28:57Perhaps we ought to kill him.
00:29:00Well, that seems rather obvious.
00:29:02He's too sneaky.
00:29:03Ah, right, of course.
00:29:05He's very clever, isn't he?
00:29:06He might be typical, I suppose.
00:29:18But I've already figured out where this fox lives,
00:29:20and tomorrow night, we're going to camp in the bushes,
00:29:22wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree,
00:29:24and shoot the cuss of smithereens.
00:29:25That's how I grab you, fellas.
00:29:27Hmm.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:28I'll see why not.
00:29:31Hmm.
00:29:41Another book party?
00:29:42Oh.
00:29:45Oh, I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there.
00:29:48Yeah, no, actually, there's a fire.
00:29:51I just got the call.
00:29:52They said maybe it's arson.
00:29:53Then I've got to interview the marshal and see what's...
00:29:55Kylie, is he telling the truth?
00:29:58I don't want to be put in the middle of this.
00:30:00Thanks, Kylie.
00:30:02Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
00:30:07His ears are cold.
00:30:08He's not with us.
00:30:09Go back to bed.
00:30:11If what I think is happening, is happening,
00:30:15it better not be.
00:30:34Nice job covering for me.
00:30:36Next time, you...
00:30:50All three!
00:30:52Kill him!
00:30:54I can't!
00:31:17We got the tail, but we missed the fox.
00:31:22Petey, sorry to wake you.
00:31:23Can I tell you to dash out here right away with, so we say,
00:31:26three shovels, two pickaxes, 500 rounds of ammunition,
00:31:29and, um, a bottle of apple cider.
00:31:33You know, it'll grow back, won't it?
00:31:35Tails don't grow back.
00:31:36Tails don't grow back?
00:31:37Mm-mm, except for lizards.
00:31:38Tails don't grow back.
00:31:40I'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life.
00:31:42Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right?
00:31:45I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave
00:31:47and three feet on a banana peel.
00:31:48It's a lot worse than just a...
00:31:53Excuse me, everyone.
00:31:54I'm gonna go meditate for a half an hour.
00:31:57You have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology.
00:32:00Me? Me, you have an apology?
00:32:03He gets abandoned.
00:32:04He just got here.
00:32:04He got a bandit hat.
00:32:05Where's my bandit hat?
00:32:06Why didn't I get shot at?
00:32:08It's because you think I'm no good at anything!
00:32:11Well, maybe you're right.
00:32:12Thanks.
00:32:15Told you not to bring him.
00:32:17Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:20At this point, we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree
00:32:22for half of what we've already sunk into it.
00:32:24I won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks.
00:32:27And on my stomach, I feel congested.
00:32:28Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
00:32:31Because you don't listen to anybody.
00:32:34What was that?
00:32:35What? I said...
00:32:36Wake up, everybody!
00:32:37They're digging us out!
00:32:39They'll kill the children!
00:32:40Over my dead body, they will.
00:32:41That's what I'm saying.
00:32:42You'd be dead, too, in that scenario.
00:32:43Well, I'm arguing against that.
00:32:45What are you talking about?
00:32:45Why are you yelling at me?
00:32:46Stop, stop, stop!
00:32:47You say one thing, she says another,
00:32:49and it all changes back again!
00:33:01I've got it.
00:33:02There's not a moment to lose.
00:33:03Why didn't I think of this sooner?
00:33:04Think of what?
00:33:05We've been trapped before.
00:33:07Dick!
00:33:11Dick!
00:33:29I think it's time for me to give us a pep talk
00:33:32and explain some things.
00:33:33A very long time ago...
00:33:35May I have a word with you privately?
00:33:37Well, we're in a hole here.
00:33:39Where...
00:33:39Just on the other side of this mineral deposit.
00:33:41Follow me.
00:33:45I'm going to lose my temper now.
00:33:48When?
00:33:49Right now.
00:33:51Well, when...
00:33:55Twelve fox years ago,
00:33:57you made a promise to me
00:33:58while we were caged inside that fox trap
00:34:01that if we survived,
00:34:02you would never steal another chicken,
00:34:04turkey, goose, duck,
00:34:05or squab, whatever they are.
00:34:07And I believed you.
00:34:08Why?
00:34:09Why did you lie to me?
00:34:12Because I'm a wild animal.
00:34:14You are also a husband
00:34:16and a father.
00:34:18I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself.
00:34:20I don't care about the truth about yourself.
00:34:24This story is too predictable.
00:34:28Predictable, really?
00:34:29What happens in the end?
00:34:31In the end?
00:34:32We all die.
00:34:35Unless you change.
00:34:52Pity, listen.
00:34:53Run down to the rental department
00:34:55at Molloy Consolidated
00:34:56and place an order for,
00:34:57shall we say,
00:34:58one Mighty Max,
00:34:59one Junior Spitfire,
00:35:00and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo
00:35:03for a media delivery.
00:35:05For a media delivery.
00:35:06Oh, my God.
00:35:44Ash, are you mad at me?
00:35:46I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.
00:35:47I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way.
00:35:50It was only ever just because he's kind of a natural.
00:35:52I mean...
00:35:53Hey, look at our dick.
00:35:58Anyway, I'm sorry if you're feeling it.
00:35:59You know what? I'm going to spit dirt in my ears.
00:36:01Yeah, that's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking.
00:36:26I don't have beagle ticks, by the way.
00:36:28Well, me neither.
00:36:29Whoever said we had beagle ticks, by the way.
00:36:33Apparently, that's what you've been telling everyone.
00:36:34Beagle ticks and pelt lice.
00:36:36I never said that, and you're misquoting me, or somebody is,
00:36:39but I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
00:36:41Look, Ash, we may or may not ever see the light of day again,
00:36:44but I really like Agnes, and I think she likes me.
00:36:46Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, great.
00:36:47Well, she's a free agent. What do I care?
00:36:49Well, then why are you dead set on...
00:36:51Can I ask you a question?
00:36:52You may.
00:36:53What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel
00:36:56talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes?
00:36:58It's weird.
00:36:59My father and I first started practicing meditation together when I was...
00:37:02Yeah, well, that's great, but I'd worry more about what that does for your reputation
00:37:05than whether or not you have beagle ticks or not.
00:37:09I don't, nor pelt lice.
00:37:14One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
00:37:19You're paranoid, Foxy.
00:37:21Farmer, thank you.
00:37:22Correct me if I'm misreading the data.
00:37:24You've successfully destroyed the scenery of the alleged...
00:37:27Look at Dad's tie.
00:37:29What will you three prominent farmers do now?
00:37:31Well, Dan, I can tell you what we're not going to do.
00:37:34We're not going to let him go.
00:37:48Stand clear, please.
00:37:49Stand clear, everyone.
00:37:51Contact!
00:38:06Boggess, how many men have you got working on your farm?
00:38:08Thirty-five.
00:38:09Bunce?
00:38:09Thirty-six.
00:38:10I've got thirty-seven.
00:38:11That's right.
00:38:11Thirty-five.
00:38:12Forty-five.
00:38:12Divide by two.
00:38:13That's a hundred and eight altogether.
00:38:16Forty-five.
00:38:18Drop everything and assemble all a hundred and eight members of our entire three combined
00:38:21workforces.
00:38:22We're going to starve them out and then kill them, starting in, uh, shall we say, uh,
00:38:27fifteen minutes.
00:38:29Forty-five.
00:38:29An estimated one hundred and eight snipers are currently in position surrounding the
00:38:34demolished Fox residence.
00:38:35Any local animals would appear to be trapped underground without provisions of any kind at
00:38:40this point.
00:38:40If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation, but we'll
00:38:46stay on the scene watching closely as events continue to unfold.
00:38:50This is going to be a total cluster cuss for everybody.
00:39:02How long can a fox go without food or water?
00:39:05Well, I can only answer as an opossum, but I don't think I can last more than another
00:39:08couple of hours before I get completely dehydrated and starved to death.
00:39:11What's that?
00:39:20Dad?
00:39:20Not a sound.
00:39:31You scared the cuss out of us.
00:39:35A lot of good animals are probably going to die because of you.
00:39:42We've been digging in circles for three days.
00:39:45Half the woods have been obliterated.
00:39:46Nobody can get out.
00:39:47Right now, my wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint mine with no food, no water, and
00:39:5127 starving animal rats.
00:39:54I just want to see a little sunshine.
00:39:58But you're nocturnal, Phil.
00:39:59Your eyes barely even open on a good day.
00:40:01I'm sick of your double talk.
00:40:03We have rights.
00:40:04We don't like you, and we hate your dad.
00:40:06Now grab some of that mud, chew it in your mouth, and swallow it.
00:40:09I'm not going to eat mud.
00:40:10Cuss, yeah, you are.
00:40:19Don't do that.
00:40:21Why'd you take your shoes off?
00:40:22So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
00:40:34I can fight my own fights.
00:40:37No, you can't.
00:40:39Those farmers aren't going to quit until they've got you and every member of your family nailed
00:40:43upside down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out.
00:40:45Look, this is getting a little too personal.
00:40:50Give me a minute.
00:41:07I've got an idea.
00:41:09What is it?
00:41:09It could be a good one.
00:41:10Lay it on us.
00:41:11It might save our lives.
00:41:12Say the idea.
00:41:14All right.
00:41:14Let's try it.
00:41:17Go to the Flint mine.
00:41:18Tell Mrs. Badger et al that help is on the way.
00:41:21Is help on the way?
00:41:23I sure as cuss hope so.
00:41:31Ash, I know what it's like to feel different.
00:41:38I'm not different.
00:41:40Am I?
00:41:41We all are.
00:41:43Him especially.
00:41:44But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?
00:41:54Not to me.
00:41:55I prefer to be an athlete.
00:41:59Gentlemen, this time we must dig in a very special direction.
00:42:08I've got to kind of feel out the vibe.
00:42:15Begin.
00:42:16Begin.
00:42:17Begin.
00:42:19Begin.
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:43Come on.
00:42:44Come on.
00:42:51I hear that slap in the middle. Do you get how incredible this is?
00:43:21I hear that slap in the middle.
00:43:45I hear that slap in the middle.
00:44:15Just making it up as I went along, really.
00:44:19That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey.
00:44:45I hear that slap in the middle.
00:44:53They're digging right under our feet.
00:44:54Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse.
00:44:56We should have stayed out of it.
00:45:30I've got an idea.
00:45:41I'm still not getting a signal. Is anybody getting any reception?
00:45:43I don't have any signal, but I haven't had any.
00:45:45I've had a problem.
00:45:46Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:47Drag those chickens.
00:45:48Slow them down just a little bit.
00:45:49We're a little ahead.
00:45:49Where are the apples?
00:45:50Still now?
00:45:51Do you still have them raw?
00:45:51Well, slice them up.
00:45:52Let's get them in the pan.
00:45:53I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally, that must be for you.
00:45:57Well, you know, it's not the end of the world.
00:45:59Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating having your whole table blown clean off.
00:46:03Can we drop it?
00:46:08Yeah, really good, sweet, and nice.
00:46:10Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:12True or false?
00:46:14Answer the question.
00:46:15True, I guess.
00:46:16Correct.
00:46:17Get out of here, Agnes.
00:46:18I need to have a private word with Christopherson.
00:46:19Wait, just a minute.
00:46:20She doesn't...
00:46:21I don't mind.
00:46:22I'm going to talk to the guy.
00:46:23Listen to me.
00:46:24I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do, but I can't do it alone.
00:46:29I'm not interested.
00:46:30Hear me out.
00:46:30No, thanks.
00:46:31I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
00:46:34Only because they've got the guts in their blood.
00:46:36And so do we.
00:46:38Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:41I should probably say something, shouldn't I?
00:46:43I'll say something in a minute.
00:46:45What's the brainstorm?
00:46:47In a nutshell, we're going to steal back my dad's tale.
00:46:51Whoa.
00:46:53Hmm.
00:47:02Okay, chief.
00:47:03Here we go.
00:47:18Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer to
00:47:21have you over to the Flintmine for dinner.
00:47:23But I guess we have...
00:47:24I'm sorry.
00:47:24Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
00:47:26Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30No, but Clive's right.
00:47:31In all seriousness.
00:47:32Excuse me, B.
00:47:33I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing.
00:47:38Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
00:47:41I'm going to say it again.
00:47:42Aware.
00:47:56I don't feel safe.
00:47:58That's because we're not.
00:48:01You should probably put your bandit hat on now.
00:48:03Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
00:48:09They look good.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:11We do.
00:48:11Now, where would you keep a prized tale if you collected them if that was your hobby?
00:48:15I'd probably hang it over the mail piece.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:17Good.
00:48:18In fact, what's that smell?
00:48:23Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?
00:48:27Well, how do you do?
00:48:36They are so warm.
00:48:41Uh-oh.
00:48:42We got it wrong.
00:48:44What?
00:48:44It's not over the mantelpiece.
00:48:47The necktie.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:15Hang on.
00:49:16Hold on.
00:49:16What?
00:49:17Too warm.
00:49:18She's there.
00:49:18She can't see.
00:49:26Look at each other.
00:49:27Here we are.
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to say
00:49:33something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think it's probably true.
00:49:37We beat them.
00:49:39We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling
00:49:43duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras.
00:49:48Where'd the boys go?
00:49:49Where'd the boys go?
00:49:50Ash?
00:49:51Boys?
00:49:52Christopherson.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh.
00:49:54That was crazy.
00:49:55I can't believe what's just happening there.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:56Let's get out of here.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:57Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:59Where?
00:50:03Christopherson?
00:50:04What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:06What's happening?
00:50:07Am I still paranoid?
00:50:11Cider.
00:50:34Ah.
00:50:36What just happened?
00:50:37Something with cider.
00:50:38That was dangerous.
00:50:39Is anyone hurt?
00:50:39We're all hurt.
00:50:40My entire flint mine just got demolished.
00:50:43Apple juice.
00:50:44Apple juice flood.
00:50:45Let's do a head count.
00:50:46Everybody pick a buddy.
00:50:47Where'd the boys go?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:50Christopherson?
00:50:51Ash?
00:50:51I'm here.
00:50:53Ash, who's your buddy?
00:50:55Christopherson.
00:50:55Where is he?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:56Why not?
00:50:57I lost him.
00:50:58You lost him?
00:50:58I lost him.
00:50:59Where were you?
00:51:00I was in the kitchen.
00:51:01We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:02What are you talking about?
00:51:04It's my fault.
00:51:05Oh, no.
00:51:06Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?
00:51:09And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?
00:51:11We want to steal back your tail.
00:51:13What?
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:17Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:21Christopherson!
00:51:25Christopherson!
00:51:26Wrap this wet little mutt in a newspaper and put him in a box with some holes punched in the
00:51:29top.
00:51:31There's only one way out of this sewer, but the manhole cover's closed and there's a station wagon parked on
00:51:35it, which means we're permanently stuck down here.
00:51:39You still think we beat him, Foxy?
00:51:45Okay.
00:52:01Badger's right.
00:52:02These farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me.
00:52:04I shouldn't have lied to your face.
00:52:06I shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
00:52:10I shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them and cuss with their heads.
00:52:15I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
00:52:17And now there's only one way out.
00:52:19Maybe if I hand myself over and let them kill me, stuff me, and hang me over their mantelpiece...
00:52:23You'll do no such thing.
00:52:25Darling, maybe they'll let everyone else live.
00:52:29Oh, why'd you have to get us into this, Foxy?
00:52:34I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
00:52:38I think I have this thing where I need everybody to think I'm the greatest, the quote-unquote fantastic Mr.
00:52:43Fox.
00:52:43And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and kind of intimidated by me, then I don't feel good
00:52:48about myself.
00:52:50Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey, and outsmart predators, and that's what I'm actually good at.
00:52:57I think at the end of the day, I'm just...
00:52:59I know.
00:53:01We're wild animals.
00:53:04I guess we always were.
00:53:07I promise you if I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down.
00:53:11It was always more fun when we did it together anyway.
00:53:15I love you, Felicity.
00:53:17I love you, too.
00:53:21But I shouldn't have married you.
00:53:33Did I ever tell you about the time I learned we were going to have a cub?
00:53:36In the fox trap.
00:53:36Right.
00:53:37We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
00:53:38Says she's pregnant.
00:53:39Let me tell it, okay?
00:53:41I had no idea how we were going to get out of this jam, and then it hit me.
00:53:45What do foxes do better than any other animal?
00:53:47Dig.
00:53:47You're stepping on my lines.
00:53:48Right.
00:53:49Keep telling it.
00:53:49So we dug, and the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother,
00:53:54digging like crazy beside me, I kept wondering, who is this little boy going to be?
00:53:58Or girl.
00:53:59Or girl, right.
00:54:00Because at that point, we didn't know.
00:54:03Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
00:54:07It's not your fault.
00:54:08It's mine.
00:54:31Goodbye.
00:54:37Well, I guess we should probably split into a certain number of groups and start doing
00:54:44something, right?
00:54:52Could I have a glass of water?
00:54:56Uh, excuse me.
00:54:59Excuse me.
00:55:01Christopherson?
00:55:02Hello?
00:55:03Can you hear us?
00:55:06Christopherson?
00:55:07They got the boy.
00:55:13They want to trade the song with Hopper.
00:55:22Why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines?
00:55:24To protect their identities.
00:55:26Oh, right.
00:55:27But then, why'd they sign their names?
00:55:29Plus, we already knew who they were because they were trying to kill us.
00:55:32Mr. Fox, we have your son.
00:55:34If you ever want to see him alive again...
00:55:36You took the wrong fox.
00:55:41I'm his son.
00:55:43I can see the resemblance.
00:55:48What's that?
00:55:49Yeah!
00:55:53Yeah!
00:55:54Yeah!
00:55:56Ah!
00:55:58Choo!
00:55:58Choo!
00:55:59Choo!
00:55:59Choo!
00:56:00Choo!
00:56:01Choo!
00:56:02Choo!
00:56:02Choo!
00:56:03Choo!
00:56:08Choo!
00:56:09Stop, man!
00:56:10Come on, stop!
00:56:15Choo!
00:56:15Woo-wee!
00:56:17Look at you, girl.
00:56:20You're still a fan-looking as a creme brulee.
00:56:24Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
00:56:27Who?
00:56:34I don't know who he's got men.
00:56:35Ugh!
00:56:37Ah!
00:56:38Excuse me.
00:56:39May I cut in?
00:56:41No.
00:56:45Yah!
00:56:46Ah!
00:56:48Ah!
00:56:50Ah!
00:56:53Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:57:13The boy's locked in an apple crate on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex.
00:57:22Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first?
00:57:26Never.
00:57:28All these wasted years, what were you looking for, Rat?
00:57:34He's trying to say something, Dad.
00:57:38Cider.
00:57:44Here you are, Rat.
00:57:46A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
00:57:53Like melted gold.
00:58:04He redeemed himself.
00:58:08Redemption? Sure.
00:58:10But in the end, he's just another dead rat in the garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.
00:58:29He went bananas.
00:58:32Yes, he did.
00:58:35My suicide mission's been canceled. We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
00:58:41In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because I don't like the toast I was giving.
00:58:46I'm going to start over.
00:58:51When I look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us, I see two terrific lawyers, a skilled
00:58:58pediatrician, a wonderful chef, a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, a gifted musician, pretty good
00:59:05minnow fisherman, and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today.
00:59:09Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time. Who knows? I tend to doubt
00:59:13it.
00:59:15I also see a room full of wild animals.
00:59:19Wild animals with true natures and pure talents.
00:59:23Wild animals with scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA.
00:59:27Wild animals, each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species.
00:59:33Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us.
00:59:37It might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew and letting me make it
00:59:42up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever it is.
00:59:45I don't know. It's just a thought.
00:59:47Thank you for listening.
00:59:48Cheers, everyone.
00:59:53Let's eat!
00:59:57What? I was just playing along with the baby. He was doing it.
01:00:01Will you join me?
01:00:04I will.
01:00:08All right.
01:00:11All right, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand?
01:00:13Great. Linda, Lutra Lutra. You got some dry paper?
01:00:16Here we go.
01:00:17Mole, talpa europea. What do you got?
01:00:19I can see in the dark? That's incredible. We can use that, Linda.
01:00:22Got it.
01:00:23Rabbit, orectologous caniculus.
01:00:24I'm fast.
01:00:25You bet you are, Linda.
01:00:26Got it.
01:00:27Beaver, castor fiber.
01:00:27I can chew through wood.
01:00:28Amazing, Linda.
01:00:29Got it.
01:00:30Badger, melis melis.
01:00:31Demolitions expert.
01:00:32What?
01:00:33Since when?
01:00:34Explosions, flames, burning things.
01:00:36Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda.
01:00:37Got it.
01:00:38Weasel.
01:00:38Bastara Navara.
01:00:40Stop yelling.
01:00:41All right.
01:00:42Ha!
01:00:42Woo-hoo!
01:00:43All right, Ash, you get these little kids organized and put together some kind of KP unit or something
01:00:47to keep this sewer clean. It's good for morale.
01:00:49Done.
01:00:50What's KP?
01:00:51Um, I think it means janitors.
01:00:55Hey, hey, me, y'all over here. Hey. I want to go with you, too. I want to fight.
01:01:02Good. Fabulous. My crudus pennsylvanicus.
01:01:05Hey, I didn't get a job yet or a Latin name. What's my strength?
01:01:11Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. Your job is really just to be available,
01:01:17I think. I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they even had opossums in ancient Rome.
01:01:30It's stupendous. Where's us?
01:01:32Right here.
01:01:32Paint an X.
01:01:36Dear Farmers Boggess Bunsen Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms.
01:01:40Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe next to the cobbler's shop
01:01:45and meet me there today at 10 a.m. sharp.
01:01:47I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boys' safe return.
01:01:50Cordially, Mr. Fox.
01:01:53Why do you write this in letters cut out of magazines?
01:01:55I don't know, but you did the same thing.
01:01:58I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush.
01:02:01Synchronize your clocks. The time is now 9.45 a.m.
01:02:06Here, put these bandit hats on.
01:02:30Let's see what they did and then put them in there.
01:02:30Apparently it's not too big for them.ları
01:02:42is here, Betsy.
01:03:03Did you bring the boy?
01:03:05Of course we did.
01:03:07Say something, kid.
01:03:09Excuse me.
01:03:11Excuse me.
01:03:13Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.
01:03:15Sammager Night in Dixie.
01:03:25What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:29What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:32What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:41Is that all you've got, Mr. Fuck?
01:03:45What did he burn?
01:03:46What did he burn?
01:04:00Oh, he wants a beast!
01:04:02Oh, he wants a beast!
01:04:04Oh, he wants a beast!
01:04:12Twenty-eight pine cones fired. Twenty-two targets hit.
01:04:19Decoy phase, go.
01:04:21Yes, sir.
01:04:22Dominos, I don't want to.
01:04:37Dad's on fire.
01:04:42Foxy, you're on.
01:04:44We're ready.
01:04:46I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna bring him back.
01:04:48I know you will.
01:04:50Contact!
01:05:06Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:08Scared?
01:05:09No.
01:05:09I have a phobia of them.
01:05:10Well, I have a thing about thunder.
01:05:12Why?
01:05:13It's stupid.
01:05:13I don't like needles myself.
01:05:15Where'd you come from again?
01:05:16How'd you get in the sidecar?
01:05:18I feel like I'm losing my mind.
01:05:23I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a little fox and what looks like to be an opossum in
01:05:28the sidecar riding north on farm lane seven.
01:05:30Does that sound like anything to anybody?
01:05:32Red, it's Franklin B. Turn around, get the cuss back here, and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:06:04Here we go.
01:06:05Ha!
01:06:10Kyle, you got a credit card?
01:06:11Sure.
01:06:12See?
01:06:12This is what I was saying about how good you are just being available for a titanium card.
01:06:16How the cuss should you qualify for this?
01:06:19I pay my bills on time.
01:06:20I've always had good credit.
01:06:26Ha!
01:06:27Ha!
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:31Wait, wait a second.
01:06:32What's this thing you do, the whistle with the clicking sound?
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:36That's my trademark.
01:06:39Here he goes.
01:06:40What's this thing you do?
01:06:40Come on.
01:06:41I'll do it again.
01:06:41I'll play games with this.
01:06:42Have a play for you, man.
01:06:42I'll play games with this card.
01:06:44And I can.
01:06:45Yeah, he goes.
01:06:54I can't play games with it again.
01:07:09give me a blueberry what blueberry you forgot the blueberries i did say it i wrote it on your
01:07:17paw yeah it's written on the front of your paw what's that white stuff around his mouth
01:07:25i think he eats soap
01:07:32that's not soap well why does he have that bubble wrap it with rabies i've heard about this beagle
01:07:41you two go ahead while i distract him
01:07:51huh what
01:07:55hey
01:08:03i can fit through there
01:08:04hmm you wanna know why
01:08:07why
01:08:09because i'm little
01:08:12give me that shoelace
01:08:23it's me i'm rescuing you
01:08:28i've got mixed feelings about that
01:08:30i don't blame you
01:08:35can you give me a karate lesson real quick
01:08:40okay stand like this position yourself on the balls of your feet close your eyes
01:08:45you weigh less than a slice of bread
01:08:49i feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes isn't there
01:08:52yes i'm right let's review the principal agility techniques jumping flipping landing you're a good
01:09:00boy a little lonely maybe but terribly sweet
01:09:04what's your name spitz that's german isn't it
01:09:08now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop
01:09:10first need to get a running start which obviously i can't do in here then as you arrive at the
01:09:14destination of the chop lean and thrust into the point of contact paw remains open and straight then withdraw instantaneously
01:09:19remember it's the pullback that matters the pullback generates the force of the impact
01:09:24got it got it
01:09:27yeah i'm just gonna chop this thing right off
01:09:39he's gonna do it
01:09:44why you're just as sweet
01:09:46i thought he said never look a beagle in the eye
01:10:02did you chop it
01:10:03oh no oh no oh no oh no
01:10:06uh
01:10:19christoffersen
01:10:21christoffersen
01:10:22uh i'm okay
01:10:25i'm okay
01:10:26i'm sorry
01:10:28that's all right
01:10:29you were just trying to unlock the apple crate
01:10:32No.
01:10:33I mean, I'm sorry about...
01:10:35Oh, you mean from before.
01:10:37The apology you owed me, which you never actually said.
01:10:40Right.
01:10:41I'm grumpy.
01:10:42I spit.
01:10:43I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
01:10:45I'm just...
01:10:46different, apparently.
01:10:48But it won't happen again.
01:10:52Chris Arverson, I'm sorry.
01:10:56That's all right, too.
01:10:59Throw me the shoelace, please.
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:45He's wearing it.
01:11:50Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:54Your posse hunted my family.
01:11:56Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:59Your wrath insulted my wife.
01:12:01And you shot off my tail.
01:12:04I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
01:12:08Kill him!
01:12:18Actually, we should just go.
01:12:20Where'd I park?
01:12:21I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:24What?
01:12:24I'll be right back.
01:12:35Dodge the grabbers.
01:12:36Duck the taggers.
01:12:37Jump the twig basket.
01:12:38And knock the cedars to go to the grass rock.
01:12:46Hot box.
01:12:47Yee-haw!
01:12:49Woo!
01:12:59Hot box.
01:13:00Oh, my God.
01:13:30Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness.
01:13:34You're an athlete.
01:13:35Mm-hmm.
01:13:36Here, put this bandit hat on.
01:13:41Goggles!
01:13:52Are you gonna...
01:13:54Oh, stop.
01:13:55Oh, boy.
01:13:57Holy Spirit!
01:13:58Oh, my God!
01:14:11Petey, bring us the data, please.
01:14:14Stand by.
01:14:15I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with a can,
01:14:18and I think they're on their way home.
01:14:20Woo-hoo!
01:14:29Don't turn around!
01:14:31What?
01:14:41Where'd he come from?
01:14:44Where'd you come from?
01:14:47What are you doing here?
01:14:51Canis lupus.
01:14:53Vulpes, vulpes.
01:14:56I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
01:15:00Pensez-vous qu'il liberte serre rude?
01:15:03I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
01:15:10He doesn't seem to know.
01:15:14I have a phobia of wolves!
01:15:32What a beautiful creature.
01:15:35Wish him luck, boys.
01:15:36Good luck to you.
01:15:37Good luck, boys.
01:15:37Good luck out there.
01:15:38Good luck, boys.
01:16:03You must remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear.
01:16:07Why?
01:16:08Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
01:16:11They're refugees.
01:16:11All they have to eat down there is, um...
01:16:13Trash!
01:16:14And not much of it.
01:16:16Uh-huh.
01:16:17Thank you, farmers.
01:16:19For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody.
01:16:24Well, what are we looking at?
01:16:25It's just his tonsils.
01:16:26They're a little swollen.
01:16:27Are you serious?
01:16:27You know, hopefully you won't have to lose them.
01:16:29You won't lose the tonsils?
01:16:30What's...
01:16:31I'm hungry.
01:16:32You know, have some water.
01:16:35Here.
01:16:36I like wallpapers.
01:16:38It's the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything.
01:16:54My darlings.
01:16:57Where are we going?
01:16:58Nobody knows.
01:16:59We were in the middle of a meditation practice.
01:17:01Watch your step.
01:17:02Let's see now.
01:17:03Where does this leave?
01:17:04Oh, no.
01:17:05Foxy, it's filthy.
01:17:06Keep a good grip, everyone.
01:17:07It's better be worth it.
01:17:09I think I see a little sliver of light.
01:17:12What's this?
01:17:13Is it a door?
01:17:14You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
01:17:16Do you smell something?
01:17:17Is that...
01:17:18Freon?
01:17:19Shh!
01:17:19I'm going to crack open this trap door and see if something's on the other side.
01:17:23I highly doubt it, though.
01:17:24It's probably just more sewer.
01:17:26You know, wouldn't it be surprising if...
01:17:28Open it!
01:17:36Hey, look.
01:17:37There's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here.
01:17:40And they close early on weekends.
01:17:42Oh, wow.
01:17:45Please try.
01:17:47You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox.
01:17:51I try.
01:17:52Get enough to share with everybody.
01:17:54And remember, the rabbits are vegetarians,
01:17:56and badgers supposedly can't eat walnuts.
01:18:00I guess now that Christopherson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better,
01:18:04he'll be going home soon, huh?
01:18:06Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital,
01:18:08he said he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities down in our sewer system.
01:18:12Oh, really?
01:18:12Well, now's the time to buy.
01:18:22Okay, I get it.
01:18:24Is that your trademark?
01:18:28I'm pregnant again.
01:18:30Wow.
01:18:33I think we're both glowing.
01:18:38Do another toast, Dad.
01:18:42Okay, uh, let's see, uh, yeah, right, okay.
01:18:52They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw.
01:18:57Try it.
01:19:01They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable, see?
01:19:08They say our tree may never grow back, but one day something will.
01:19:14Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose, and these giblets come from artificial squab,
01:19:19and even these apples look fake.
01:19:21But at least they've got stars on them.
01:19:24I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together, and even in this not particularly flattering light,
01:19:33you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life.
01:19:40So let's raise our boxes to our survival.
01:19:55How was that?
01:19:58That was a good toast.
01:20:16Well, there she goes with a brand-new love affair
01:20:20Dancing with him like she don't even care
01:20:23Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance all that fire
01:20:33Well, who'd have known that just yesterday, hey
01:20:37She danced with me the very same way
01:20:40Well, let her dance with them, let her dance all that fire
01:20:44Well, let her dance with them all that fire
01:20:54Let her dance to our favorite song
01:20:57Let her dance with them, let her dance all that fire
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