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00:01:58What the doctor say nothing supposedly. It's just a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills
00:02:04I told you you probably just ate some bad drizzle. We take the shortcut of the scenic route. Let's take
00:02:08the shortcut
00:02:09Oh, but the scenic route is so much prettier. Okay, let's take the scenic route great. It's actually slightly quicker
00:02:15anyway
00:02:36What is a squab? You know what a squab is it's like a pigeon I suppose
00:02:40Should we go through the hole under the horse fence or climb the rail over the bridle path?
00:02:44Well, I guess the horse fence would be a little safer. Well, but the bridle path puts us right out
00:02:48next to the squab shack
00:02:50Oh, okay
00:02:52What's wrong? You're acting all skittish
00:02:55Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since before I could trot
00:02:58By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You're practically glowing. Maybe it's the lighting
00:03:04I've been in this town so I'm back in the city
00:03:08I've been taken for a lost and gone and unknown for a long, long time
00:03:14Fell in love years ago with an innocent girl
00:03:18From the Spanish and Indian home
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00:03:41In a town for the heroes and the...
00:03:44What's that?
00:03:45What?
00:03:46I think it's a fox trap.
00:03:47Look at this.
00:03:47No, get away from there.
00:03:48Is it spring-loaded?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50Yeah, I guess if you come from over there,
00:03:52and you're standing at this door to the squab shack,
00:03:54this little gadget probably triggers...
00:03:56What?
00:03:56Move out of the way, darling.
00:03:57That's right where it's gonna land.
00:03:58Don't.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:04:04No, it just falls straight right down.
00:04:07I guess it's not spring-loaded.
00:04:09I'm pregnant.
00:04:13Wow.
00:04:14We're gonna have a cup.
00:04:17Honey, that's great news.
00:04:18If we're still alive tomorrow...
00:04:24If we're still alive tomorrow morning,
00:04:26I want you to find another line of work.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:57Does anybody actually read my column?
00:04:59Your friends ever talk about it?
00:05:00Of course.
00:05:01In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend just said to me last week,
00:05:04I should read Foxy's column, but they don't get the gazette.
00:05:07Ash?
00:05:08Let's get cracking.
00:05:08Why would they?
00:05:09It's a rag sheet.
00:05:10I'm sick.
00:05:11You're not sick.
00:05:11I have a temperature.
00:05:12You don't have a temperature.
00:05:13I don't want to go.
00:05:14Hurry up.
00:05:15You're gonna be late.
00:05:16I love the way you handle that.
00:05:23Your cousin Christopherson's coming on the 6th.
00:05:25I want you to be extra nice to him,
00:05:27because he's going through a very hard time right now.
00:05:29Where's he gonna sleep?
00:05:30We're gonna make a bed for him in your room.
00:05:32I can't spare the space.
00:05:33Put him in Dad's study.
00:05:34Dad's study is occupied by Dad.
00:05:39I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
00:05:41It makes me feel poor.
00:05:43We are poor, but we're happy.
00:05:46Come see, come saw.
00:05:47Anyway, the views are better above ground.
00:05:51Honey, I'm seven non-fox years old now.
00:05:54My father died at seven and a half.
00:05:55I don't want to live in a hole anymore,
00:05:57and I'm gonna do something about it.
00:06:07Well, I'm off.
00:06:09Have a good day, my darlings.
00:06:12You know, foxes live in holes for a reason.
00:06:17Yes, I know.
00:06:21What are you wearing?
00:06:23Why a cape with the pants tucked into your socks?
00:06:29Well, I guess he's just different.
00:06:37I'm not delusional, so it doesn't really matter to me either way,
00:06:40but I know he's interested in something.
00:06:42Oh, actually, there he is here.
00:06:43Oh, hey, Mr. Fox.
00:06:44Yes, here it is.
00:06:45This is a tree.
00:06:46Come on over.
00:06:47This is...
00:06:48I'm gonna call you back, Fox.
00:06:50Obviously, it's first growth.
00:06:52Indigenous.
00:06:52Original dirt floor.
00:06:54Good bark.
00:06:55Skipping stone.
00:06:56Hearth, as you can see.
00:06:58Kylie?
00:06:59Kylie!
00:06:59What did I tell you?
00:07:00I'm showing the property.
00:07:01You're not supposed to be here.
00:07:02Oh, what time is it?
00:07:03I'm sorry.
00:07:03This is Kylie.
00:07:04He's the super.
00:07:05He's a little...
00:07:06What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?
00:07:09See?
00:07:09See what his eyes look like?
00:07:10Kylie?
00:07:11Kylie!
00:07:12Huh?
00:07:12Uh, just minnows.
00:07:14Kylie?
00:07:15Certainly.
00:07:18That's not exactly an evergreen, is it?
00:07:20Aren't there any pines on the market on this side of the river?
00:07:23Pines are pretty hard to come by in your price range.
00:07:26What's that?
00:07:38May I ask what you do for a living, Mr. Fox?
00:07:40I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaper man.
00:07:44Oh, sure.
00:07:45I've seen your byline.
00:07:46Hmm.
00:07:47Hmm.
00:07:48Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:07:50You good?
00:07:50You good?
00:07:50Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow.
00:07:53It was superb.
00:08:03Don't buy this tree, Foxy.
00:08:05You're borrowing at nine and a half with no fixed rate,
00:08:07plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country
00:08:10for someone of your type of species.
00:08:11You're exaggerating, Patrick.
00:08:14I'm sugarcoating it, man.
00:08:16This is Boggess, Bunce, and Bean,
00:08:18three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers
00:08:20in the history of this valley.
00:08:22Really?
00:08:22Tell me about them.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:26Walt Boggess is a chicken farmer,
00:08:28probably the most successful in the world.
00:08:30He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros.
00:08:33He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch,
00:08:36supper, and dessert.
00:08:37That's 12 in total per diem.
00:08:39Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.
00:08:41He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf,
00:08:44and his chin would be underwater in the shallow end
00:08:46of any swimming pool on the planet.
00:08:48His food is homemade donuts
00:08:50with smashed-up goose livers injected into them.
00:08:53Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.
00:08:55He invented his own species of each.
00:08:58He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider,
00:09:01which he makes from his apples.
00:09:04He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip,
00:09:06and possibly the scariest man currently living.
00:09:11The local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about them.
00:09:17Here, listen to that.
00:09:28And summation, I think you've just got to not do it, man.
00:09:31That's all.
00:09:32I understand what you're saying,
00:09:33and your comments are valuable,
00:09:35but I'm going to ignore your advice.
00:09:38The cuss you are?
00:09:41The cuss of mine?
00:09:43Are you cussing with me?
00:09:45No, you cussing with me.
00:09:46Don't cuss and point me.
00:09:47You're going to cuss with somebody.
00:09:47You're not going to cuss with me, you little cuss.
00:09:59Just by the tree.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01Take a left and then to the right.
00:10:03Set him down.
00:10:03There's another bat.
00:10:04Help that other guy over there.
00:10:05Lift with your legs, not with your back.
00:10:06Flip it sideways.
00:10:07Don't try to be a Superman here.
00:10:09All right, we've got two circuits here.
00:10:10We've got the yellow circuit and the green circuit.
00:10:11Let's just keep them separated.
00:10:12Hold it right there.
00:10:13Now, we need to bring about 2% more in.
00:10:16Good, here we go.
00:10:16A little bit more, a little bit more.
00:10:18That looks good.
00:10:18Let's get that bottom structure really settled in.
00:10:21Let's bring in the side unit.
00:10:22Watch out.
00:10:22Try to be careful of the branches here, guys.
00:10:24Don't peel away the bark.
00:10:30Hi.
00:10:33Hi.
00:10:55He's slightly younger, but he's a cuss of a lot bigger.
00:10:58That's just genetics, I guess.
00:10:59Ash has a littler body type.
00:11:01You were just a child that's playing.
00:11:07Now, you're all grown up.
00:11:08Go.
00:11:09Ah.
00:11:10Roger.
00:11:10Watch this, Dad.
00:11:14Well, well.
00:11:15Good jump, Ash.
00:11:17Remember to keep your tail tucked.
00:11:21Still painting thunderstorms, I see.
00:11:23Do you still feel poor?
00:11:27Less so.
00:11:38Woo-hoo!
00:11:40Woo!
00:11:40Whoa!
00:11:41Look at that.
00:11:42This kid's a natural.
00:11:43I'm speechless, Kristofferson.
00:11:53Plus, he knows karate.
00:12:00Do you think I'm an athlete?
00:12:02What are you talking about?
00:12:03Well, you know, I think I'm an athlete.
00:12:06And sometimes, I feel like you guys don't see me that way.
00:12:09What's the subtext here?
00:12:10Is he praying?
00:12:12I think that's yoga.
00:12:17How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us?
00:12:19Until your uncle gets better.
00:12:21Right, but roughly how long do we plan to give him on that?
00:12:24Double pneumonia?
00:12:25It isn't really that big of a deal, is it?
00:12:27Lower your voice, Ash.
00:12:38Who am I, Kylie?
00:12:40Who how?
00:12:41What now?
00:12:42Why a fox?
00:12:43Why not a horse or a beetle or a bald eagle?
00:12:46I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know?
00:12:49Who am I?
00:12:50And how can a fox ever be happy without a, uh, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in
00:12:54its teeth?
00:12:56I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.
00:12:58Here, put this bandit head on.
00:13:02Maybe you're a medium.
00:13:02Take it off for a minute.
00:13:03And don't wait around the house.
00:13:06And so it begins.
00:13:10Uh, do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set?
00:13:13It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position.
00:13:16There's a lot of attitudes going on around here.
00:13:20Don't let me get one.
00:13:21No, it's only just in my spinal cord.
00:13:23Sleep wherever you want, man.
00:13:24Here, take my bed.
00:13:26I'll just, uh, I'll crawl under the bookcase.
00:13:28Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
00:13:31Never mind.
00:13:32Oh, you're gonna pout about it?
00:13:33Because I've had it up to here with the sad houseguest routine.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:45Good night.
00:14:02Good night.
00:14:20Good night.
00:14:42I used to do this professionally, and I was very successful at it.
00:14:45I had to get out of it for personal reasons, but I've decided to secretly do one last big job
00:14:50on the sly.
00:14:51I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:56This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, okay.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00Well, thank you.
00:15:00I'm gonna tape this for my records, so don't make a lot of sounds.
00:15:04Meaning stop rocking.
00:15:06Master plan, phase one, side A.
00:15:37We'll start with Bogus' chicken house number one.
00:15:38It's tough to tranquilize a gorilla.
00:15:40How do we make them eat it?
00:15:41Beagles love blueberries.
00:15:43Remember, they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid, so always kill a chicken in one bite.
00:15:49One bite.
00:15:49Get it?
00:16:18Are you listening to me?
00:16:20That means I didn't understand what you just said.
00:16:21A wet sandwich?
00:16:22Yeah, a wet sandwich.
00:16:24He's too short.
00:16:24He dresses like a girl.
00:16:25He's different.
00:16:27Are you a bully?
00:16:28You're starting to sound like a bully.
00:16:30Watch this.
00:16:33You just destroyed the whole experiment.
00:16:35You better extinguish this magnesium.
00:16:37Stand back.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:42Oof.
00:16:44Hmm.
00:16:45I like your ears.
00:16:47My?
00:16:48Mm-hmm.
00:16:50I like your spots.
00:16:51Really?
00:16:51I used to cover them up, but, uh, you know.
00:16:55Hmm?
00:16:55You're supposed to be in my lab partner.
00:16:58I am.
00:16:59No, you're not.
00:17:00You're disloyal.
00:17:22A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that.
00:17:27Yeah.
00:17:28Back in the old days, didn't we used to do a thing where if somebody saw a wolf and would
00:17:31wolf?
00:17:31What wolf?
00:17:35Nothing?
00:17:36Never mind.
00:17:37Here comes a low stone wall.
00:17:39Not a problem.
00:17:44What the cuss?
00:17:45Where did this giant fence come from?
00:17:46We had a master plan.
00:17:47What's this lightning bolt?
00:17:50That could mean maybe this fence might be electric.
00:17:53Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that.
00:17:56Ah.
00:18:06Watch this.
00:18:32Beagles love blueberries, didn't I tell you?
00:18:34The master plan, the master plan's working again.
00:18:36Now, this is the tricky part.
00:18:38One of us has got to jump that barbed wire, slide under the tire spikes, and flip open
00:18:42the fence latch.
00:18:43Who's it going to be?
00:18:43Not me.
00:18:44Hmm.
00:18:44You know who could do this part easily is Christopherson.
00:18:47That kid's like a professional Olympic level.
00:18:48Why don't we run that way?
00:18:49There's no obstacles.
00:18:52Yeah, that's better.
00:19:04I said one bite.
00:19:05I'm trying.
00:19:06I have a different kind of teeth from you.
00:19:07I'm an opossum.
00:19:09Give me that.
00:19:12That's so grisly.
00:19:13There's blood in everything.
00:19:14Follow me.
00:19:31All right, what's the master's escape plan?
00:19:36Follow me again.
00:19:59All right, let's hit the five-a-dime on the way home.
00:20:02We need to make some fake price tags and wrap these chickens in wax paper so it looks like
00:20:05we got it from the butcher shop.
00:20:14Where'd you get this chicken?
00:20:17I picked it up at the five-a-dime last night on my way back.
00:20:20It's got a Bogus Farms tag around its ankle.
00:20:23Huh.
00:20:24Must have escaped from there before I bought it.
00:20:34It's got a Bogus Farms tag around its ankle.
00:20:38I thought you said we were only doing one last big job.
00:20:41We are.
00:20:42But it's not done yet.
00:20:44It's a triple header.
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:46Come on.
00:20:47Here.
00:20:50What?
00:20:51What?
00:20:53Here.
00:20:57Here.
00:21:08Here.
00:21:10Here.
00:21:11Here.
00:21:12Here.
00:21:23huh let's see some hustle coach we don't have whack bat where i'm from what are the rules
00:21:27there's no whack bat on the other side of the river no we mostly just run grass sprints or
00:21:32play acorns oh well it's real simple basically there's three grabbers three taggers five twig
00:21:37runners and the player at whack bat center tiger lights a pine cone chucks over the basket and the
00:21:42whack batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock then the twig runners dash back and
00:21:45forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox finally at the end you count up however
00:21:50many score downs it adds up to and divide that by nine got it going for ash substitution ash come
00:21:56out you need a breather come out what i still feel good coach let me finish this eighth no no
00:22:02come on
00:22:03step out step out let's go am i getting better coach well you're sure as cuss not getting any worse
00:22:11really i mean you think i could end up being as good as my dad if i keep practicing your
00:22:15dad
00:22:16your dad was probably the best whack bat player we ever had in this school
00:22:25no you don't want to have to compare yourself to that no but i think i have some of the
00:22:30same raw
00:22:31natural talent don't you you're improving let's put it like that
00:22:35no
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:38Okay.
00:23:00Okay.
00:23:01divide that by nine please yeah that's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat
00:23:07he really is your father's nephew isn't he not by blood no he's from my mother's side oh yeah
00:23:16what's that stand for huh it's for uh it's for pep pep it's a k come on now look alive
00:23:25we're going steady
00:23:32what's that what what what this oh that's nothing that's just some old trophy i won for being an
00:23:37athlete i'm supposed to cover this book party at some animal's nest in a tobacco field down the
00:23:44hill so me and kylie are gonna hop over there and give it a whirl don't wait up what's the
00:23:48book
00:23:50some memoir i'll get him to sign you a copy dinner was pitch perfect
00:24:02i spotted a couple of broken burglar bars underneath the back door to bean's secret
00:24:06cider cellar we're breaking into bean's house cellar where he lives where he keeps the cider
00:24:10below where he lives where'd you come from will you go back to the tree and do your homework i
00:24:14want to
00:24:14help you steal some cider we're going to a book party and keep your mouth shut about any cider
00:24:18because no one ever said that now get out of here but nothing you're gonna get me in a lot
00:24:22of trouble
00:24:23besides you're too little and uncoordinated
00:24:28one two three
00:24:31where the cuss does that kid get off you believe that how'd he get tipped off
00:24:38you think he's gonna tell on us
00:24:41before we go any further from now on can you give me some kind of a signal once in a
00:24:44while
00:24:45just so i know any of this is getting through to you
00:24:49is that it okay uh there's another one
00:24:52ah good you made it anybody see it i don't think so here put this bandit hat on
00:24:59i must say i'm pleased to be invited but i'm not sure i should be doing this uncle foxy
00:25:02why not because i don't like to be dishonest with people
00:25:05well just keep your mouth shut it won't be a problem
00:25:07yeah but i don't think you should come with us either we're not taking a boat
00:25:12you know one time this wolf i saw wolf what's with all the wolf talk can we give it a
00:25:16rest for once
00:25:29look at all this apple juice apple juice apple juice we didn't come here for apple juice
00:25:35this is some of the strongest finest alcoholic cider money can buy or they could even be stolen
00:25:40it burns in your throat boils in your stomach tastes almost exactly like pure melted gold
00:25:56y'all are trespassing now illegally
00:26:06around these parts we don't take kindly to cider poachers
00:26:10you've aged badly right
00:26:12you're getting a little long in the tooth yourself partner
00:26:19bean security what why are you wearing that badge what is it
00:26:23it's my job
00:26:40how's your old lady different do you refer to my wife
00:26:45she was the town tartan her day wild and footloose and pretty as a mink stone
00:26:52is that true of course not i mean certainly she lived we all did it was a different time
00:26:59let's not use the double standard she marched against
00:27:01but town tart
00:27:02shut up
00:27:03that was close rat be careful
00:27:07oh i'm as careful as a
00:27:35how many jars should i bring up franklin
00:27:38no no no no no no i guess
00:27:39no no no no no no
00:27:55nope too splenty
00:28:01oh my gosh is she blind i think she might have astigmatism
00:28:06or possibly a cataract of some form now anyway her eyes don't see well
00:28:23what i tell you this kid's a natural am i right
00:28:32oh it's so good to be to come lovely to see you you're both looking splendid how have you been
00:28:36walter in good health i trust nathan all's well wonderful any fox problems are you joking
00:28:46it's horrible we're miserable he's laughing at us it's humiliating we're furious i don't even want
00:28:49to talk about it
00:28:57perhaps we ought to kill him well that seems rather obvious he's too sneaky
00:29:02ah right of course he's very clever isn't he might be a bit typical i suppose
00:29:18but i've already figured out where this fox lives and tomorrow night we're going to camp
00:29:21in the bushes wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree and shoot the castle smithereens
00:29:25that's how grab your fellas
00:29:27hmm yeah i'll see why not
00:29:41another book party
00:29:42oh
00:29:45oh i didn't see you sitting in the dark over there
00:29:48yeah no actually there's a fire i just got the call they said maybe it's arson i gotta interview
00:29:54the marshal and see what kylie is he telling the truth i i don't want to be put in the
00:30:00middle of
00:30:00this thanks kylie why is he wearing that bandit hat
00:30:07his ears are cold he's not with us go back to bed
00:30:11if what i think is happening is happening it better not be
00:30:34nice job covering for me next time
00:30:50all three
00:30:52kill him
00:31:17we got the tail but we miss the fox
00:31:22pd sorry to wake you
00:31:23i cannot tell you to dash out here right away with so we say three shovels two pickaxes 500 rounds
00:31:28of ammunition and um a bottle of apple cider
00:31:33you know it'll grow back won't it
00:31:35tails don't grow back
00:31:36tails don't grow back
00:31:37except for lizards
00:31:38tails don't grow back
00:31:40i'm gonna be tailless for the rest of my life
00:31:42well anyway it's not half as bad as double pneumonia right
00:31:45i mean his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel
00:31:48it's a lot worse than just a
00:31:53excuse me everyone i'm gonna go meditate for a half an hour
00:31:57you have got 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology
00:32:00me me i have an apology
00:32:03he gets abandoned he just got here he got a bandit hat where's my bandit hat
00:32:06why didn't i get shot at
00:32:08it's because you think i'm no good at anything
00:32:10well maybe you're right thanks
00:32:15told you not to bring him
00:32:17why the cuss didn't i listen to my lawyer
00:32:19at this point we'll be lucky if we can flip this tree for half of what we've already sunk into
00:32:24it
00:32:24i won't be able to sleep by my back for six weeks
00:32:26and on my stomach i feel congested
00:32:28why the cuss didn't i listen to my lawyer
00:32:31because you don't listen to anybody
00:32:34what was that
00:32:35what i said
00:32:36wake up everybody they're digging us out
00:32:38they'll kill the children
00:32:40over my dead body they will
00:32:41that's what i'm saying you'd be dead too in that scenario
00:32:43well i'm arguing against that
00:32:44what are you talking about
00:32:45why are you yelling at me
00:32:46stop stop stop
00:32:47you say one thing she says another and it all changes back again
00:33:01i've got it
00:33:01there's not a moment to lose
00:33:03why didn't i think of this soon
00:33:03think of what
00:33:05we've been trapped before
00:33:29i think it's time for me to give us a pep talk and explain some things
00:33:34a very long time ago
00:33:35may i have a word with you privately
00:33:36well we're in a hole here
00:33:39just on the other side of this mineral deposit
00:33:41follow me
00:33:45i'm gonna lose my temper now
00:33:48when
00:33:49right now
00:33:50well when
00:33:5512 fox years ago
00:33:57you made a promise to me
00:33:58while we were caged inside that fox trap
00:34:01that if we survived
00:34:02you would never steal another chicken turkey goose duck
00:34:05or squab whatever they are
00:34:06and i believed you
00:34:08why
00:34:08why did you lie to me
00:34:12because i'm a wild animal
00:34:14you are also a husband
00:34:16and a father
00:34:18i'm trying to tell you the truth about myself
00:34:20i don't care about the truth about yourself
00:34:24this story is too predictable
00:34:28predictable really
00:34:29what happens in the end
00:34:31in the end
00:34:32we all die
00:34:34unless you change
00:34:37loads of is you
00:34:37v
00:34:52ready
00:34:52listen
00:34:53run down to the rental department at molloy consolidated and place an order for shall we say
00:34:57um
00:34:58one mighty max
00:34:59one junior spitfire
00:35:00and a long-range tornado 375 turbo for immediate delivery
00:35:44as are you mad at me i understand if you are and i'm sorry i wouldn't have ever involved your
00:35:48cousin if i'd realize you'd feel this way it was only ever just because he's kind of a natural
00:35:52amy hey look at her dick anyway i'm sorry if you're feeling you know i'm gonna spit dirt in my
00:36:01ears
00:36:01yeah that's better i can't hear you now but keep talking
00:36:26i don't have beagle ticks by the way well uh me neither whoever said we had beagled
00:36:32by the way apparently that's what you've been telling everyone beagle ticks and pelt lice
00:36:36i never said that and you're misquoting me or somebody is but i'm gonna get to the bottom of it
00:36:41look ash we may or may not ever see the light of day again but i really like agnes and
00:36:45i think she
00:36:46likes me great well she's a free agent what do i care well then why are you dead set on
00:36:51can i ask
00:36:51you a question you may what's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel
00:36:56talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes it's weird my father and i first started practicing
00:37:01meditation together when i was yeah well that's great but i'd worry more about what that does for
00:37:05your reputation than whether or not you have beagle ticks or not i don't nor pelt lice
00:37:14one of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now
00:37:19you're paranoid foxy farmer thank you correct me if i'm misreading the data you've successfully
00:37:25destroyed the scenery look at dad's tie what will you three prominent farmers do now
00:37:31well dan i can tell you what we're not going to do we're not going to let him go
00:37:48stand clear please stand clear everyone contact
00:38:06bogus how many men have you got work on your farm 35 months 36 i've got 37 that's right
00:38:13that's 108 altogether
00:38:17pety drop everything and assemble all 108 members of our entire three combined workforces
00:38:22we're gonna starve them out and then kill them starting in uh should we say uh 15 minutes
00:38:29an estimated 108 snipers are currently in position surrounding the demolished fox residence any local
00:38:36animals would appear to be trapped underground without provisions of any kind at this point
00:38:40if i had a crystal ball i'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to the situation but we'll stay on the
00:38:46scene
00:38:46watching closely as events continue to unfold this is going to be a total cluster cuss for everybody
00:39:02how long can a fox go without food or water well i can only answer isn't a possum but i
00:39:07don't think
00:39:07i can last more than another couple of hours before i get completely dehydrated and starved to death
00:39:11what's that
00:39:19dad not a sound
00:39:31you scared the cuss out of us
00:39:33i
00:39:35a lot of good animals are probably gonna die because of you
00:39:42we've been digging in circles for three days half the woods have been obliterated nobody can get
00:39:47out right now my wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint mine with no food no water and 27
00:39:52starving
00:39:52animal brats i just want to see a little sunshine but you're nocturnal phil your eyes barely even open
00:40:00on a good day i'm sick of your double talk we have rights we don't like you and we hate
00:40:05your dad
00:40:06now grab some of that mud chew it in your mouth and swallow it i'm not gonna eat mud because
00:40:10yeah you are
00:40:19don't do that why'd you take your shoes off so i don't break your nose when i kick it
00:40:34i can fight my own fights no you can't those farmers aren't going to quit until they've got
00:40:41you and every member of your family nailed upside down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out
00:40:47this is getting a little too personal give me a minute
00:41:07i've got an idea what is it could be a good one lay it on us it might save our
00:41:12lives say the idea
00:41:14all right let's try it
00:41:17go to the flint mine tell mrs badger at all that help is on the way is help on the
00:41:22way i
00:41:23sure as cause hope so
00:41:31ash i know what it's like to feel different i'm not different am i we all are him especially
00:41:44but there's something kind of fantastic about that isn't there
00:41:54not to me i prefer to be an athlete
00:42:00gentlemen this time we must dig in a very special direction
00:42:08i gotta kind of feel out the vibe
00:42:14begin
00:42:40Oh, come on.
00:42:42You're not going to...
00:42:43Come on.
00:42:50I hear that slap in the middle.
00:42:52Do you get how incredible this is?
00:42:56About a handsome little touch
00:42:58Let me sing you folks a yon
00:43:00Hey, diddle-dee-daddle-da
00:43:03Doodle-do, doodle-dum
00:43:05Was a splendid little fella
00:43:07Fella with grace and charm
00:43:09Say, zippy-zee-zappy-zah
00:43:11Yuppie-oh, doodle-gum
00:43:12Well, like any little critter
00:43:16Needin' dittles for his deadlands
00:43:18Well, he stole and he cheated
00:43:20And he lied just to survive
00:43:23With a doodle-dum, diddle-dye-dum
00:43:26Doodle-dum, diddle-dye-dum
00:43:28Zippy-zoe, zippy-zay, zippy-zappy-zoopsy
00:43:31Zippy-zoe, zippy-zoy-z trustworthy
00:43:32Doo-doo-dah, doo-dah-d нес
00:43:36LIKE YOU WILL
00:43:37Let me take a little tick now to colour in the scene
00:43:39Crossed the vallad like the yogurt
00:43:40Because they met Boggers
00:43:41Pumps
00:43:42And cavalier
00:43:43Now these three Katie Jackies had a hero on the run
00:43:46Shot the tail off the cuss with a fox shooting gun
00:43:48But that stylish little fox was as clever as a whip
00:43:50Took as quick as a gopher, that was half a rack of tail
00:43:56Now those ye farmers sit
00:43:58Where there's a hole for once a hill
00:44:00Singing diddle-dee-dum-da-duddle-do-do-dum
00:44:04And as far as I can reckon they're a-sitting up there still
00:44:09Singing zippy-zee-zappy-zai-yappy-o
00:44:12What are you singing, Petey?
00:44:16Just making it up as I went along, really
00:44:18That's just weak songwriting
00:44:21You wrote a bad song, Petey
00:44:43We took everything
00:44:45They took everything?
00:44:47Let me call you back, Petey
00:44:52Well, they could be anywhere by now
00:44:53They're digging right under our feet
00:44:54Well, in a sense, we've only made matters worse
00:44:56We should have stayed out of it
00:45:20In a sense, we've definitely had a new tracksuit
00:45:21I'm just gonna knife your head
00:45:21I'm just gonna knife my head
00:45:21I got to be able to do
00:45:21You just gotta knife your head
00:45:23You can't like your head
00:45:24You can't call me
00:45:24You can't let me
00:45:25How do you guys
00:45:26I got to do
00:45:30I've got an idea.
00:45:41I'm still not getting a signal.
00:45:42Is anybody getting any reception?
00:45:43I don't have any signal, but I haven't had any.
00:45:46Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:47Drag those chickens.
00:45:48Slow them down just a little bit.
00:45:49We're a little ahead.
00:45:49Where are the apples?
00:45:50Still now?
00:45:51Do you still have them raw?
00:45:51Well, slice them up.
00:45:52Let's get them in the pan.
00:45:53I can imagine how painful, even just emotionally,
00:45:56that must be for you.
00:45:57You know, it's not the end of the world.
00:45:59Oh, but, Foxy, how humiliating
00:46:01having your whole table blown clean off.
00:46:03Can we drop it?
00:46:08Really good, sweet, and nice.
00:46:10Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:12True or false?
00:46:14Answer the question.
00:46:15True, I guess.
00:46:16Correct.
00:46:17Get out of here, Agnes.
00:46:18I need to have a private word with Christopherson.
00:46:19Well, just a minute.
00:46:20She doesn't...
00:46:21I don't mind.
00:46:22I'm going to talk to the boy.
00:46:23Listen to me.
00:46:24I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do,
00:46:28but I can't do it alone.
00:46:29I'm not interested.
00:46:30Hear me out.
00:46:30No, thanks.
00:46:31I think foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks.
00:46:34Only because they've got the guts in their blood.
00:46:37And so do we.
00:46:38Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:41I should probably say something, shouldn't I?
00:46:43I'll say something in a minute.
00:46:45What's the brainstorm?
00:46:47In a nutshell,
00:46:48we're going to steal back my dad's tale.
00:46:50Whoa.
00:46:53Hmm.
00:47:02Okay, chief.
00:47:03Here we go.
00:47:18Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer
00:47:21to have you over to the Flintmine for dinner.
00:47:23But I guess we have...
00:47:24I'm sorry.
00:47:24Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
00:47:26Does anybody know what this badger's talking about?
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30No, but Clive's right.
00:47:31In all seriousness...
00:47:32Excuse me, B.
00:47:33I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing.
00:47:38Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other.
00:47:41I'm going to say it again.
00:47:42Aware.
00:47:56I don't feel safe.
00:47:58That's because we're not.
00:48:01You should probably put your bandit hat on now.
00:48:03Personally, I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock.
00:48:09They look good.
00:48:10Yeah, we do.
00:48:11Now, where would you keep a prized tale if you collected them if that was your hobby?
00:48:15I'd probably hang it over the mail piece.
00:48:17Right.
00:48:17Good.
00:48:18In fact...
00:48:19What's that smell?
00:48:23Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg ginger apple snaps?
00:48:27Well, how do you do?
00:48:36They are so warm.
00:48:41Uh-oh.
00:48:43We got it wrong.
00:48:44What?
00:48:44It's not over the mantelpiece.
00:48:47The necktie.
00:48:48Okay.
00:49:15Let's go.
00:49:15Hang on.
00:49:16Hold on.
00:49:16Hold on.
00:49:17Too warm.
00:49:18She's there.
00:49:18She can't see.
00:49:26Look at each other.
00:49:27Here we are.
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29Now, I've already had too much to drink, and I'm feeling sentimental, but I'm going to say
00:49:33something anyway, which nobody wants to admit, but I think it's probably true.
00:49:37We beat them.
00:49:39We beat those farmers, and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, their sizzling
00:49:43duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras.
00:49:48Where'd the boys go?
00:49:49Where?
00:49:50Ash?
00:49:51Boys?
00:49:52Christopherson.
00:49:54Oh, my gosh.
00:49:54That was crazy.
00:49:55I can't believe what's just happening there.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:56Let's get out of here.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:57Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:58Where are we?
00:49:59Huh?
00:50:03Christopherson?
00:50:04What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:06What's happening?
00:50:07Am I still paranoid?
00:50:14What am I hearing again?
00:50:37That was dangerous.
00:50:38Is anyone hurt?
00:50:39We're all hurt.
00:50:40My entire flint mine just got demolished.
00:50:43Apple juice.
00:50:44Apple juice flood.
00:50:45Let's do a head count.
00:50:46Everybody pick a buddy.
00:50:47Where'd the boys go?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:49Ash?
00:50:50Christopherson?
00:50:51Ash?
00:50:51I'm here.
00:50:53Ash, who's your buddy?
00:50:55Christopherson.
00:50:55Where is he?
00:50:56I don't know.
00:50:56Why not?
00:50:57I lost him.
00:50:57You lost him?
00:50:59I lost him.
00:50:59Where were you?
00:51:00I was in the kitchen.
00:51:01We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:02What are you talking about?
00:51:04It's my fault.
00:51:05Oh, no.
00:51:06Where did you get that nutmeg ginger apple snap?
00:51:09And why are you wearing that fake bandit hat?
00:51:11We went to steal back your tail.
00:51:13What?
00:51:16Christopherson!
00:51:17Christopherson!
00:51:18Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:19Christopherson!
00:51:21Christopherson!
00:51:25wrap this wet little mutt in a newspaper and put him in a box with some holes punched in the
00:51:29top
00:51:31there's only one way out of this sewer but the manhole cover's closed and there's a station
00:51:35wagon parked on it which means we're permanently stuck down here you still think we beat him foxy
00:52:01badgers right these farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me i shouldn't have lied to your
00:52:06face i shouldn't have fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly
00:52:10i shouldn't have pushed these farmers so far and tried to embarrass them and cuss with their heads
00:52:14i enjoyed it but i shouldn't have done it and now there's only one way out maybe if i hand
00:52:20myself
00:52:20over and let them kill me stuff me and hang me over their mantelpiece you'll do no such thing
00:52:25darling maybe they'll let everyone else live
00:52:29oh why'd you have to get us into this foxy
00:52:34i don't know but i have a possible theory i think i have this thing where i need everybody to
00:52:40think
00:52:40i'm the greatest the quote unquote fantastic mr fox and if they aren't completely knocked out and
00:52:45dazzled and kind of intimidated by me then i don't feel good about myself
00:52:50foxes traditionally like to court danger hunt prey and outsmart predators and that's what i'm actually
00:52:55good at i think at the end of the day i'm just i know we're wild animals
00:53:04i guess we always were
00:53:07i promise you if i had all this to do over again i'd have never let you down
00:53:11it was always more fun when we did it together anyway
00:53:15i love you felicity i love you too
00:53:21but i shouldn't have married you
00:53:33did i ever tell you about the time i learned we were gonna have a cub in the fox trap
00:53:36right
00:53:37you were at gunpoint and your mother says she's pregnant let me tell it okay
00:53:41i had no idea how we were gonna get out of this jam and then it hit me what do
00:53:45foxes do better than
00:53:46any other animal dig you're stepping on my lines right keep telling it so we dug and the whole time
00:53:51i put paw over paw scooping dirt and pebbles with your mother digging like crazy beside me i kept
00:53:56wondering who is this little boy gonna be or girl or girl right because at that point we didn't know
00:54:03ash i'm so glad he was you
00:54:07it's not your fault it's mine
00:54:31goodbye
00:54:37well i guess we should uh probably split into a certain number of groups
00:54:43and start doing something right
00:54:52could i have a glass of water
00:54:57excuse me excuse me christopherson hello can you hear us christopher said they got the boy
00:55:14they want to trade the song with hopper
00:55:22why'd they write this in letters cut out of magazines to protect their identities
00:55:26oh right but then why'd they sign their names plus we already knew who they were because they're
00:55:31trying to kill us mr fox we have your son if you ever want to see him alive again you
00:55:36took the wrong fox
00:55:41i'm his son
00:55:43i can see the resemblance
00:55:48what's that
00:55:57what's that
00:55:59what's that
00:56:15what's that
00:56:18look at you girl you're still a fan look and there's a creme brulee am i being flirted with
00:56:26by a psychotic rat excuse me may i cut in
00:57:13the boys locked in an apple crate on top of a gun lock
00:57:18in the attic of bean annex would you have told me if i didn't kill you first never
00:57:29all these wasted years what were you looking for a rat
00:57:34he's trying to say something dad
00:57:38slider
00:57:44here you are a beaker of beans finest secret cider
00:57:53like melted gold
00:58:05he redeemed himself redemption sure but in the end he's just another dead rat in
00:58:13the garbage pail behind a chinese restaurant
00:58:30he went bananas yes he did
00:58:35my suicide mission's been cancelled we're replacing it with a go for broke rescue mission
00:58:41in a way i'm almost glad that flood interrupted us because i don't like the toast i was giving
00:58:46i'm gonna start over
00:58:51when i look down this table with the exquisite feast set before us i see two terrific lawyers
00:58:57a skilled pediatrician a wonderful chef a savvy real estate agent an excellent tailor a crack
00:59:03accountant a gifted musician pretty good minnow fisherman and possibly the best landscape painter
00:59:07you're working on the scene today maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time
00:59:12who knows i tend to doubt it i also see a room full of wild animals
00:59:19wild animals with true natures and pure talents wild animals with scientific sounding latin names that
00:59:25mean something about our dna wild animals each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species
00:59:33anyway i think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us it might just give us the
00:59:38tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew and letting me make it up to you for getting us
00:59:43into
00:59:43this this crazy whatever it is i don't know it's just a thought thank you for listening cheers everyone
00:59:53let's see
00:59:56what what i was just playing along with the babies doing it will you join me i will
01:00:09thank you all right let's start planning who knows shorthand
01:00:13great linda lucha lucha you got some dry paper here we go mole talpa europea what do you got i
01:00:19can
01:00:19see in the dark that's incredible we can use that linda got it rabbit orectologous caniculus i'm fast
01:00:25you bet you are linda got it beaver castor fiber i can chew through wood amazing linda got it badger
01:00:30melis melis demolitions expert what since when explosions flames burning things demolitions expert okay linda
01:00:37got it weasel muster of the bar stop yelling all right all right ash you get these little kids
01:00:45organized and put together some kind of kp unit or something to keep this sewer clean it's good for
01:00:49morale done what's kp um i think it means janitors hey hey me y'all over here hey i want
01:00:59to go with
01:00:59you too i want to fight good fabulous my crudus pennsylvanicus
01:01:07wait i i i didn't get a job yet or a latin name what's my strength listen you're kylie you're
01:01:13an
01:01:13unbelievably nice guy your job is really just to be available i think i don't know your latin name
01:01:18my doubt they even had opossums in ancient rome
01:01:30it's stupendous where's us right here paint an x
01:01:36dear farmers bogus bunsen bean i have no alternative but to agree to your terms move the station wagon and
01:01:41open the manhole cover below the foot of the drain pipe next to the cobbler shop and meet me there
01:01:45today at 10 a.m sharp i will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boy's safe return
01:01:50cordially
01:01:51mr fox why do you write this in letters cut out of magazines i don't know but you did the
01:01:57same thing
01:01:57i don't trust this guy anyway set up the ambush synchronize your clocks the time is now 9 45 a
01:02:05.m here put
01:02:06these bandit heads on
01:02:16so
01:02:17so
01:02:19so
01:03:03Did you bring the boy?
01:03:05Of course we did.
01:03:07Say something, kid.
01:03:10Excuse me.
01:03:11Excuse me.
01:03:13Come on, that doesn't sound anything like it.
01:03:15It's amateur night in Dixie.
01:03:20P-Fox, P-B.
01:03:25What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:28P-Fox, P-B.
01:03:32What fast? What short? What mean?
01:03:41Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
01:03:52It's unclear whether these...
01:04:13Twenty-eight pine cones fired. Twenty-two targets hit.
01:04:19Decoy phase, go.
01:04:21Yes, sir.
01:04:37That's on fire.
01:04:42Foxy, you're on.
01:04:44We're ready.
01:04:46I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna bring him back.
01:04:48I know you will.
01:04:50Contact!
01:05:06Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:08Scared?
01:05:09No.
01:05:09I have a phobia of them.
01:05:10Well, I have a thing about thunder.
01:05:12Why?
01:05:13It's stupid.
01:05:13I don't like needles myself.
01:05:15Where'd you come from again?
01:05:16How'd you get in the sidecar?
01:05:18I feel like I'm losing my mind.
01:05:22I've got a fox on a motorcycle with a little fox,
01:05:25and what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar,
01:05:28riding north on farm lane seven.
01:05:30Does that sound like anything to anybody?
01:05:32Red, it's Franklin B.
01:05:34Turn around, get the cuss back here,
01:05:36and pick us up on the ASAP.
01:06:04Here we go.
01:06:10Kyle, you got a credit card?
01:06:11Sure.
01:06:12See, this is what I was saying about how good you are
01:06:14just being available for a titanium card.
01:06:16How the cuss should you qualify for this?
01:06:19I pay my bills on time.
01:06:20I've always had good credit.
01:06:26Ha!
01:06:27Ha!
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:30Wait a second.
01:06:32What's this thing you do,
01:06:33the whistle with the clicking sound?
01:06:35What do you mean?
01:06:36That's my trademark.
01:06:37Whisk.
01:06:39Whisk.
01:06:43Whisk.
01:06:44Whisk.
01:06:45Whisk.
01:06:46Whisk.
01:06:46Whisk.
01:06:47Whisk.
01:07:03Whisk.
01:07:09Give me a blueberry.
01:07:10What?
01:07:12Blueberry.
01:07:13You forgot the blueberries?
01:07:15I did say it. I wrote it on your paw.
01:07:18Yeah?
01:07:19It's written on it in front of your paw.
01:07:24What's that white stuff around his mouth?
01:07:25I think he eats soap.
01:07:32That's not soap.
01:07:33What? Why does he have that pumpkin?
01:07:35He's rabbit with rabies.
01:07:37I've heard about this beagle.
01:07:41You two go ahead while I distract him.
01:07:52Huh? What?
01:07:54Shh.
01:08:00Hey.
01:08:03I can fit through there.
01:08:05Hmm?
01:08:06You wanna know why?
01:08:08Why?
01:08:10Because I'm little.
01:08:12Give me that shoelace.
01:08:23It's me.
01:08:24I'm rescuing you.
01:08:27I've got mixed feelings about that.
01:08:30I don't blame you.
01:08:35Can you give me a karate lesson real quick?
01:08:39Okay.
01:08:40Stand like this.
01:08:42Position yourself on the balls of your feet.
01:08:44Close your eyes.
01:08:45You weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:08:49I feel like there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there?
01:08:52Yes, I'm right.
01:08:54Let's review the principal agility techniques.
01:08:57Jumping, flipping, landing.
01:08:59You're a good boy.
01:09:00A little lonely maybe, but terribly sweet.
01:09:04Is your name Spitz?
01:09:05That's German, isn't it?
01:09:08Now for a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop.
01:09:11First, need to get a running start, which obviously I can't do in here.
01:09:14Then, as you arrive at the destination of the chop, lean and thrust into the point of contact.
01:09:17Paw remains open and straight, then withdraw instantaneously.
01:09:19Remember, it's the pullback that matters.
01:09:21The pullback generates the force of the impact.
01:09:24Got it.
01:09:27Yeah, I'm just going to chop this thing right off.
01:09:39He's going to do it.
01:09:44Why, you're just as sweet as...
01:09:48I thought he said, never look a beagle in the eye.
01:10:02Did you chop it?
01:10:03Oh no, oh no, oh no.
01:10:19Christopherson?
01:10:21Christopherson?
01:10:22I'm okay.
01:10:25I'm okay.
01:10:26I'm sorry.
01:10:28That's alright.
01:10:30You were just trying to unlock the apple crate.
01:10:32No.
01:10:33I mean I'm sorry about...
01:10:35Oh, you mean from before.
01:10:37The apology you owed me what you never actually said.
01:10:40Right.
01:10:41I'm grumpy.
01:10:42I spit.
01:10:43I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
01:10:45I'm just...
01:10:46different, apparently.
01:10:48But it won't happen again.
01:10:52Christopherson, I'm sorry.
01:10:56Well, that's alright, too.
01:10:59Throw me the shoelace, please.
01:11:11You okay?
01:11:13I'm sorry.
01:11:15I'm sorry.
01:11:17I'm sorry.
01:11:23I'm sorry.
01:11:28I'm sorry.
01:11:30I'm sorry.
01:11:30I'm sorry.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:32I'm sorry.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:34I'm sorry.
01:11:35I'm sorry.
01:11:35I'm sorry.
01:11:36I'm sorry.
01:11:36I'm sorry.
01:11:36I'm sorry.
01:11:38I'm sorry.
01:11:45He's wearing it.
01:11:50Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:54Your posse hunted my family.
01:11:56Your gunman kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:59Your wrath insulted my wife.
01:12:01And you shot off my tail.
01:12:04I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
01:12:08Kill him!
01:12:18Actually, we should just go.
01:12:20Where'd I park?
01:12:21I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:24What?
01:12:24I'll be right back.
01:12:35Dodge the grabbers.
01:12:36Duck the taggers.
01:12:37Jump the twig basket.
01:12:38And knock the cedars to go off the grass rock.
01:12:47Yee-haw!
01:12:49Woo!
01:12:59Hot box!
01:13:01Hot box!
01:13:30Ash, that was pure wild music.
01:13:32Old animal craziness.
01:13:33You're an athlete.
01:13:35Mm-hmm.
01:13:36Here, put this bandit hat on.
01:13:41Goggles!
01:13:43Goggles!
01:13:52Are you gonna...
01:14:11Hedy, bring us some data, please.
01:14:13P.G., bring us some data, please.
01:14:29Don't turn around.
01:14:31What?
01:14:40Where'd he come from?
01:14:44Where'd you come from?
01:14:46What are you doing here?
01:14:51Conus lupus.
01:14:53Volpus, Volpus.
01:14:56I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
01:15:03I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter.
01:15:10He doesn't seem to know.
01:15:14I have a phobia of wolves.
01:15:32What a beautiful creature.
01:15:34Wish him luck, boys.
01:15:36Good luck out there.
01:16:00These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers, remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear.
01:16:07Why?
01:16:08Because foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
01:16:11They're refugees.
01:16:11All they have to eat down there is...
01:16:13Trash!
01:16:14And not much of it.
01:16:16Uh-huh.
01:16:17Thank you, farmers.
01:16:19For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody.
01:16:24Well, what are we looking at?
01:16:25It's just his tonsils.
01:16:26They're a little swollen.
01:16:27Well, I'm serious.
01:16:28You know, hopefully you won't have to lose them.
01:16:29You won't lose the tonsils.
01:16:31What's...
01:16:31I'm hungry.
01:16:33You know?
01:16:33Have some...
01:16:34Water.
01:16:35Here.
01:16:37I like wallpapers.
01:16:38This is the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything.
01:16:42He keeps on...
01:16:44Oh, Ricky chum chum.
01:16:47Oh, Ricky chum chum.
01:16:49Oh, Ricky chum chum.
01:16:54My darlings.
01:16:57Where are we going?
01:16:58Nobody knows.
01:16:59We were in the middle of a meditation practice.
01:17:01Watch your step.
01:17:02Let's see now.
01:17:03Where does this leave?
01:17:04Oh, no.
01:17:05Foxy, it's filthy.
01:17:06Keep a good grip, everyone.
01:17:08This better be worth it.
01:17:09I think I see a little sliver of light.
01:17:12What's this?
01:17:13Is it a door?
01:17:14You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
01:17:16Do you smell something?
01:17:17Is that...
01:17:18Freon?
01:17:19Shh.
01:17:19I'm going to crack open this trap door and see if something's on the other side.
01:17:23I highly doubt it, though.
01:17:24It's probably just more sewer.
01:17:26You know, wouldn't it be surprising if...
01:17:28Open it.
01:17:36Hey, look.
01:17:37There's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here.
01:17:40And they close early on weekends.
01:17:42Oh.
01:17:44Wow.
01:17:45Please try.
01:17:47You really are kind of a quote-unquote fantastic fox.
01:17:51I try.
01:17:52Get enough to share with everybody and remember,
01:17:55the rabbits are vegetarians and badgers supposedly can't eat walnuts.
01:18:00I guess now that Christopherson's dad's already down to single pneumonia and getting better,
01:18:04he'll be going home soon, huh?
01:18:06Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital,
01:18:08he said he was already talking to Weasel about real estate availabilities down in our sewer system.
01:18:12Oh, really?
01:18:12Well, now's the time to buy.
01:18:22Okay, I get it.
01:18:24Is that your trademark?
01:18:28I'm pregnant again.
01:18:30Wow.
01:18:33I think we're both glowing.
01:18:38Do another toast, Dad.
01:18:42Okay, uh, let's see, uh, yeah, right, okay.
01:18:52They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw.
01:18:57Try it.
01:19:01They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable, see?
01:19:08They say our tree may never grow back, but one day something will.
01:19:14Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose, and these giblets come from artificial squab,
01:19:19and even these apples look fake, but at least they've got stars on them.
01:19:24I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together,
01:19:29and even in this not particularly flattering light,
01:19:33you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life.
01:19:41So let's raise our boxes
01:19:46to our survival.
01:19:55How was that?
01:19:58Mmm.
01:19:59That was a good toast.
01:20:16Well, there she goes with a brand-new love affair,
01:20:20dancing with him like she don't even care.
01:20:23Oh, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance all night by her.
01:20:33Well, who would've known the just yesterday?
01:20:37She danced with me the very same way, well.
01:20:41Let her dance with him, let her dance all night by her.
01:20:45Let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her
01:20:51dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let
01:21:04her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance,
01:21:08let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her
01:21:14dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let
01:21:15her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance,
01:21:15let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her
01:21:15dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let her dance, let
01:21:15her dance, let her dance, let her dance
01:21:38Well, I find me a new love
01:21:40And then she'll see
01:21:41Someone else will be dancing with me
01:21:45Then let her dance with them
01:21:47Let her dance all right loud
01:21:49Let her dance with them
01:21:54Well, let her dance with them
01:21:57All that loud
01:21:59Let her dance to our favorite songs
01:22:02Let her dance with them
01:22:04Let her dance all right loud
01:22:06Let her dance with them
01:22:371, 2, 1, 2, 3
01:22:411, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 10, 9,
01:23:0510, 11, 11.
01:23:05We love you like a little bit of a thing
01:23:09Sippy so, sippy say, sippy sappy, sippy say
01:23:45Sippy so, sippy say, sippy say, sippy say
01:24:13Sippy say, sippy say, sippy say
01:24:35Sippy say, sippy say, sippy say
01:25:17Sippy say, sippy say, sippy say
01:25:42Sippy say, sippy say
01:26:06Sippy say, sippy say
01:26:10Sippy say, sippy say
01:26:15Sippy say, sippy say, sippy say
01:26:44Sippy say, sippy say
01:26:46Sippy say, sippy say
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