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02:17Evet.
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04:41Bir sonraki videoda.
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06:41Ya.
06:43Ecz de ifadır bizimle YouTubur du
06:46Evet.
06:47Evet.
06:47Açık bir performansı named Red Panda?
06:50No.
06:51Açık.
06:52Bu ne?
06:53Evet.
07:00Rıydın!
07:00Önceme!
07:01Önceme!
07:02Önceme!
07:03Önceme!
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07:35I don't know what that is but it sounds so nice
07:37Best decision I ever made
07:40But it was tough
07:41It took my family a long time
07:43To come around to my decision
07:44But they saw it made me a happier
07:46More complete person
07:49Yeah
07:51That's what it's about
07:52And I introduced me to Richard Gere
07:54My mom still emails with him
08:02How is she not the most famous person in the world?
08:05I haven't seen this level of showmanship since I saw Adele in concert
08:08I cried so much she had to stop singing to check on me
08:11What if we get Red Panda for a halftime show?
08:13She's in town for an opening of a CB2
08:15She's at the Grove right now
08:16What if we get her for tomorrow's game?
08:19Yes
08:19I'll have programming reach out to her immediately
08:21Hey do me a favor tell the dancers this afternoon
08:23They're getting bumped
08:24This is a great presentation brother
08:26Bring it in
08:27I love it
08:29I love it
08:29You're fully engaged
08:31That's good
08:31That's tight
08:32That's really tight
08:35Okay
08:36Hi
08:37Don't ask about the flight
08:39Welcome to LA
08:41Oh it is so good to see you guys
08:44Oh it smells amazing in here
08:47Well I made Chinese food
08:49Don't look in the garbage
08:53How was the flight?
08:54Ugh the flight
08:55This morning I took a tape measure to the airport
08:58To make sure our bags were well within the limits
09:01But still they check our bags
09:04Because no more overhead space
09:07There was space
09:08Lots of it
09:15Yes
09:16I don't give a damn about that
09:22All
09:36I'd like to dig in
09:37Oh
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15:26abone olun.
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19:56Bir sonraki videolarım var.
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20:03Do you think Charlie the Dog Groomer
20:07meets the Gordon Standard?
20:09He doesn't have family money
20:10like Batuin or an impressive
20:12job like Lev.
20:13He's a schlubby guy who wears Kirkland jeans.
20:17So what?
20:18Do you remember when Isla
20:20her freshman 15?
20:21You and Cam made fun of her so much
20:23she developed an eating disorder.
20:25Yeah, yeah. We called her Island Gordon
20:27because she got so big she was like an island.
20:30Well, all right fine.
20:31It wasn't cool, okay? But it was a different time.
20:33So do you think I'd be comfortable introducing
20:35somebody like Charlie to this firing squad?
20:38Exactly.
20:39Dick.
20:40It's not that I'm scared of converting.
20:42I'm not even scared of losing my inheritance.
20:46It's just when Lev was up there
20:47talking about growing old together,
20:50I realized that when he says forever,
20:53he means forever.
20:55Yeah, I mean that's pretty much the deal.
20:59It's so permanent.
21:03Maybe my dad didn't want all his marriages to fail.
21:06Maybe he just couldn't handle the idea
21:07of eating dinner with the same person every night.
21:10Look, I'm probably not the guy who should be
21:14doling out marriage advice as I just did a
21:16child handoff in a Chipotle parking lot,
21:19but it's perfectly normal to be scared.
21:22I mean this thing could end up being
21:24a huge, ugly, painful mistake.
21:28Is this the kind of pep talk you give the guys at halftime?
21:31Is this why we're three games under 500?
21:33I said, it could be.
21:36Or not.
21:37It's a leap of faith.
21:38But it's a leap of faith that you're in control of.
21:41So, there's something, come on.
21:43Come on, you got this.
21:46That's exactly what I'm talking about.
21:49Oh, okay, so you got me, all right?
21:51Soaring my brain and eyeballs like looking at
21:53sexy people with hot bodies.
21:55But guess what?
21:55You are just as vain and judgmental as the rest of us.
21:58No, I'm not.
21:58You literally just said you hid your boyfriend from us
22:02because you're embarrassed.
22:03Just stay out of my business, okay?
22:04You meddle in my personal life.
22:06You undermine me at work.
22:07Undermine you at work?
22:09Yes, like with Jackie and the Red Dragon Lady.
22:13Her name is Red Panda.
22:14Actually, that's probably not her real name,
22:16but that's what she goes by.
22:17And Jackie was right.
22:18She was a hit.
22:19Not the point.
22:19I told him no, and then you went behind my back
22:22and you let him do it.
22:23You've given him more attention in the last two months
22:25than you have me my entire life.
22:26Well, maybe that's because he's more lovable than you are.
22:29I am lovable, you asshole.
22:31Okay, then let's ask Charlie.
22:32Hey, Charlie, you know what?
22:34He's not here.
22:35Fuck you.
22:36Hey, hey, hey.
22:37Nobody shows Ness as much as we may want to.
22:39No, hold on, babe.
22:40I got this.
22:41Do me a favor.
22:41Fuck you, okay?
22:43Now stop it.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:44Stop it.
22:45Stop it.
22:45No.
22:46Stop it.
22:48Stop it.
22:53Ow!
22:54Ow!
22:54Ow!
22:54I'm cramping.
22:55I'm cramping.
22:56I'm cramping.
22:56Quiet tension, you idiot!
22:59Stop it!
23:00Stop it!
23:01Stop it!
23:01Ow!
23:03I think you'll call him.
23:04I want one call him.
23:04I want one call him.
23:05Oh, for God's sake.
23:07She's going to kill him.
23:08Stop it!
23:09Hey!
23:11Enough!
23:11Get her away!
23:14I...
23:14I...
23:14Easy!
23:15Stop!
23:16I...
23:17I...
23:17What the hell happened?
23:18Please, just help me out.
23:20Get off of me!
23:20I got to get in a hurry!
23:25I got to get in a hurry!
23:29You okay?
23:29Oh, thanks.
23:38I'm sorry I ruined our engagement party.
23:40No, stop. It wasn't you. It was more your whole family.
23:45Look, I want to say something.
23:47I love that you're trying to make this work,
23:50but I don't want to force you to do something that you clearly don't want to do.
23:53No, it wasn't that. I just got overwhelmed when you were giving your speech.
23:57I could see that. And that's why I don't want you to go through with this.
24:06Wait. Are you serious?
24:08Yeah. Look, I was watching you tonight,
24:10and I realized you were converting for me and not for yourself, and I don't...
24:14Oh, right. That. No, love. I'm willing to do it. I want to.
24:19I know you do, and I appreciate it. I do.
24:22But I don't want to start our marriage dictating how you live based on what I believe.
24:26or what my parents believe.
24:30I'm sorry I cut you off. Your turn.
24:35I'm sorry I freaked out.
24:37I'm just a little concerned that I'll perpetuate every bad habit of my fucked up family.
24:45Is your family fucked up?
24:46I don't know. I couldn't tell, but the battle royale that took place in the hotel pool...
24:55Are you sure about this?
24:57Yes, I'm sure. As long as we're together.
25:01As far as our kids are concerned.
25:03Oh, no. They can be totally Jewish.
25:04Oh, thank you for that, because it would be a whole thing with my parents.
25:06They're nuts, too.
25:09Plus, it's great, because then I can keep my inheritance.
25:12What do you mean?
25:13Yeah, it turns out my dad made it so that if any of his kids converted,
25:17we lose stake in the family trust.
25:19Wow. That is, uh... That's intense.
25:22That's like Henry Ford-level bigotry.
25:24He did always drive Fords.
25:26I love you.
25:28I love you, too.
25:30My...
25:31Bouchert.
25:32That was good.
25:45Yeah.
25:47Hey, uh, sis.
25:50But Toon has brought it to my attention that we may have ruined the party.
25:56Yeah, we're sincerely sorry about everything.
26:00La Roche will be in contact with you about dry cleaning fees,
26:04and I will need a bundle of hair extensions.
26:07You okay?
26:09I think so.
26:12Dad really did a number on us.
26:14Yeah.
26:15Yeah.
26:19Oh, just let it out.
26:22My boyfriend dumped me tonight.
26:24Son of a bitch.
26:25You had a boyfriend?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Yeah.
26:27I was so worried about you guys ruining it that I ended up ruining it.
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh, no.
26:33Oh, you're gonna be all right.
26:36You're such a catch.
26:38Sandy, you're a...
26:42homeowner.
26:43It's not a very good compliment.
26:44Yeah.
26:45And, uh, you got a nice little rig.
26:49Hmm?
26:49A little tight butt.
26:50A little lean machine.
26:51Thank you.
26:52I like that one.
26:53Yeah.
26:53Hey, what's up?
26:55Hey.
26:56Sorry, dude.
26:57This is your family now.
26:58Just a bunch of violent, dysfunctional heathens who can't help make a mess in public.
27:03I love it.
27:04I was an only child, so this is fun.
27:06Uh, by the way, congrats on, uh, on Panda Lady.
27:11Thank you, Sandy.
27:13And I'm, uh, I'm sorry that we called you Island Gordon.
27:18Honestly, thank you.
27:20Yeah.
27:21Yo, let's get a selfie.
27:22Oh, yeah.
27:23Is this our first picture?
27:24Yeah, the first of many.
27:26Nice.
27:27I wish we had done it earlier.
27:28The hair was a little better.
27:38Hey, asshole.
27:39I hope you're proud of yourself for dishonoring Celia Cruz like that.
27:42Celia Cruz?
27:44She was a very important Cuban singer.
27:46Wow.
27:46I know who Celia Cruz is.
27:48She was a very important Cuban singer.
27:50Yesterday was her birthday, and I had this entire routine planned to celebrate her life,
27:53and your little unicycle lady stole all our smoke.
27:56I'm really sorry.
27:57I didn't know.
27:58Can't you do it at a halftime show next game?
28:01That's not how birthdays work, pinche culero.
28:05Eres una vivora.
28:06Te estoy mirando.
28:09Because it's so easy to say no.
28:30Oh.
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