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Coulda Been Love - Season 2 - Episode 01: Love Don't Cost a Thing

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00:00:00This week on Could Have Been Love.

00:00:02$100,000, I wasn't lying about that.

00:00:04You got it!

00:00:05Is that the right boat right there?

00:00:07Is that it?

00:00:07Mm-hmm.

00:00:08These women want one thing and one thing only.

00:00:13Money.

00:00:13I was gonna be cool, whole time is jail on the low.

00:00:16Ah!

00:00:17I wanna see what it feel like to back

00:00:18into that handicapped parking spot.

00:00:22This episode of Could Have Been Love season two

00:00:24is presented by Buffalo Wild Wings,

00:00:26home of the pick six meal for two from 1999.

00:00:29They've got a couple of Escalade builds in there.

00:00:32Couple of GMC big bodies.

00:00:33Four tough.

00:00:35You know that shit is buttery, smooth, and wet.

00:00:37Don't fuck off why I suck the shit out of you, real shit.

00:00:39I don't even need to talk.

00:00:40Do Keith and Petit.

00:00:41I'm with a real juice guy with Peggy.

00:00:44I don't wanna scare him, though.

00:00:45Fuck that trick!

00:00:46I ain't with all the stud games.

00:00:48You know what I mean?

00:00:49I'm not too old to have babies.

00:00:52Woo!

00:00:52Good God Almighty!

00:00:54You got my face!

00:00:55Hell with me, like I'm fucking crazy!

00:00:58No whites allowed.

00:00:59I'm not a rose toy, bitch!

00:01:02All right.

00:01:03Don't play!

00:01:04You say I won't play?

00:01:05You say I won't play?

00:01:05Why wouldn't they weave in this thing, hello?

00:01:07Move!

00:01:08I need my tijama.

00:01:10One of you will be going on a private jet one-on-one date

00:01:14with Drewski tonight.

00:01:16I ain't saying what he was when he could've been.

00:01:18Oh, I love it when you walk like that.

00:01:21I can't lie with that old thing, man.

00:01:24It could've been you, it could've been me.

00:01:26It could've been L.O.V.

00:01:28Is it all?

00:01:29It could've been love.

00:01:32It could've been.

00:01:34It could've been love.

00:01:37It could've been.

00:01:38Hi, I'm Caleb Presley, and welcome to the Could've Been Love Villa.

00:01:42Today, we set sail on a passionate voyage.

00:01:45However, this is not Drewski's first romantic cruise.

00:01:49In fact, his last sank.

00:01:52Like the Titanic.

00:01:54My man, my man, my man, where's my baby?

00:01:57I regret having a child with Drewski.

00:02:00It was the stupidest thing I've ever done.

00:02:02Nigga, you haven't been doing so, you understand?

00:02:04You're supposed to be babysitting.

00:02:07Bambi, she didn't just win the $50,000 prize.

00:02:10We don't even know if you're pregnant.

00:02:11Man, looks like a female.

00:02:12We having a girl?

00:02:13Kinda look like a bowel movement a little bit.

00:02:15I was gonna see the whole son not move.

00:02:17It has yet to be confirmed that Drewski is the father.

00:02:20He doesn't look like a Cheeto pup if I ever seen one.

00:02:23How do they come like this, is diabetes?

00:02:25Come on, man!

00:02:26Refuses to acknowledge that the child is his.

00:02:28Numerous sources have expressed concern for the child's well-being.

00:02:32To be even here to see your baby get born, you was a sorry excuse, ass nigga.

00:02:36Bitch, I told you stop calling me.

00:02:38Bitch, just-

00:02:40I'm just kidding.

00:02:42You the best mistake I ever made.

00:02:47In season one, I tried to find love.

00:02:49Apparently, I gotta up the money to $100,000.

00:02:52It ain't about money at the end of the day, but money will make a motherfucker move.

00:02:56You know what I'm saying?

00:02:57$100,000.

00:02:58I wasn't lying about that.

00:02:59You can look at my teeth to tell.

00:03:02You know they say, more money, more problems.

00:03:05Well, we about to see.

00:03:10Once again, I have assembled the 18 most beautiful women on the planet to compete over one thing.

00:03:17Druski's heart.

00:03:19Well, love don't cost a thing.

00:03:22Or do it.

00:03:24Druski will continue to spread his seed frivolously and plant

00:03:27his garden the size of the Amazon forest.

00:03:30Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye!

00:03:33Dee me down.

00:03:34You're loving me.

00:03:35Loving me.

00:03:36Yes, we outside.

00:03:37I'm here for my man.

00:03:38Get the fuck out of here.

00:03:48All these was ran through, though.

00:03:50All these was ran through.

00:03:52Majority of them, they do OnlyFans.

00:03:54They for money.

00:03:56Mama, help the Juski.

00:03:57I heard you like me.

00:03:59When I was on the yacht, I started crying.

00:04:01Hello?

00:04:02My man got money.

00:04:04It's a wreck.

00:04:06Juski, thank you, baby.

00:04:08You got me doing rich, bitch, s**t.

00:04:10Oh, I love it when you walk like that.

00:04:12I can't lie with that old little man.

00:04:15It could've been you.

00:04:16It could've been me.

00:04:17It could've been L.O.V.

00:04:19She definitely here for the money.

00:04:21She don't want no Juski.

00:04:22She don't even know what size she wants.

00:04:24Size-wise, what you looking for?

00:04:28You don't know me.

00:04:29I don't want to know you, baby.

00:04:31What do you think of the girls, how do you feel?

00:04:34Are the f**k y'all speaking in English?

00:04:36What the f**k going on over here?

00:04:37That's a little English, b**ch.

00:04:38English, b**ch.

00:04:39Don't be over here thinking you're going to speak Spangalow to my man.

00:04:42B**ch.

00:04:43Damn, b**ch.

00:04:44Yeah.

00:04:45Damn, b**ch.

00:04:45Bitches are just being overly loud, but I get it.

00:04:48B**ch is just trying to get their spotlight.

00:04:49Last season, the girls we brought you had heart.

00:04:53Yeah.

00:04:53But this season, the girls have body.

00:04:56I just didn't get the part where it felt like it was good looking women last year.

00:05:02I didn't.

00:05:02Oh yeah, but this year, you'll see.

00:05:04But I get your style now.

00:05:05You want to get rich, give money.

00:05:07Yeah.

00:05:08Spread your seed.

00:05:09That's your thing.

00:05:10Nah.

00:05:11No, man.

00:05:12I don't do that.

00:05:12The thing about last year, you had sex with every single contestant last year, but this

00:05:16year, you're going to be more dialed in and more focused.

00:05:18No, I didn't have sex with nobody.

00:05:20Get rich.

00:05:21Spread your seed.

00:05:23Do your thing.

00:05:23Everyone knows your style.

00:05:24It's well known.

00:05:25Yes.

00:05:26And I respect you for it.

00:05:27One day, maybe it could be me.

00:05:29No, I'm just saying, I didn't do any of that, man.

00:05:32Last season was a success.

00:05:33Drewski found love with Bambi.

00:05:35Very hot.

00:05:36He's just such a phenomenal guy.

00:05:38He deserves the best.

00:05:39And these women are the best.

00:05:42Welcome.

00:05:44You'll see here.

00:05:45Holy shit.

00:05:46Is that the right vote right there?

00:05:47Is that it?

00:05:48Mm-hmm.

00:05:49Bambi!

00:05:50I told you we had them for you.

00:05:52I don't know if that's...

00:05:53You're about to have the time of your life.

00:05:55Bambi!

00:05:57Ah.

00:05:57You said it was better looking.

00:05:59Yeah, you just can't...

00:05:59Hey, is that the right vote?

00:06:00It's just mist coming off the water.

00:06:02You'll see them better when you get down there.

00:06:03They're beautiful.

00:06:06But listen, the face cards on these girls might shock you.

00:06:08This is real quality, elite-level, Miami-type talent.

00:06:12I think I'm ready, man.

00:06:13I think...

00:06:14I just...

00:06:15Those are the only girls.

00:06:16That's it.

00:06:17That was it.

00:06:18Like, those are the only ones that are in the competition.

00:06:20Beautiful.

00:06:20I love you, daddy!

00:06:22You're saying that's...

00:06:23They already love you.

00:06:25You're gonna meet all these girls right now.

00:06:27You're gonna have the opportunity to meet them.

00:06:28Yeah, I...

00:06:29I don't know if this is...

00:06:30Are you excited?

00:06:30No, no.

00:06:31I mean, I'm not that excited.

00:06:32I thought you said better.

00:06:34I don't know.

00:06:34Yes, better.

00:06:35Have I ever let you down before?

00:06:37Yeah, I mean, the first season.

00:06:39Enjoy yourself.

00:06:40What?

00:06:41I did it again.

00:06:43The fuck?

00:06:45Girl!

00:06:46Girl!

00:06:47Yes!

00:06:47That's my man!

00:06:49I did.

00:06:49That's my man, bitch.

00:06:51I do not feel like the studs are my competition.

00:06:53Bitch, get the out.

00:06:54This is not for you.

00:06:55Come on.

00:06:56Somebody else show their titties.

00:06:57You never show your big-ass titties.

00:06:59You're not here for Drewski because you're looking at the bitches.

00:07:01Me ho keep trying to take me because I'm a stud.

00:07:04Guess what that nigga like?

00:07:06Studs.

00:07:06She don't like studs and all that.

00:07:08So I'm not even worried about a little studs.

00:07:10The studs is actually going home.

00:07:12We see the studs the up on out of here.

00:07:14Hello?

00:07:15Yeah, these, some of these bitches are not here for Drewski.

00:07:19Some of these bitches are here to get .

00:07:20Why y'all hating on the studs?

00:07:22Because y'all don't like, y'all like .

00:07:24See, you like studs that take .

00:07:26Y'all don't take .

00:07:29We gonna see what love really about.

00:07:31We on the water this year.

00:07:33Where they at?

00:07:41This bitch think we on a mommy vacation.

00:07:43So she definitely here for the wrong reason.

00:07:45She going home tonight too.

00:07:47Half of these bitches are ditzy and dumb.

00:07:49This energy on these how they just bad.

00:07:52I be handling it.

00:07:53Something smells fishy.

00:07:55I told y'all smell something.

00:07:57It smacked me in the face when I was trying to get on the boat.

00:07:59Wait, is it like coochie?

00:08:00Tartar sauce and hot .

00:08:01Like god damn, these hoes stink.

00:08:03I don't know about the fish.

00:08:06Is it me?

00:08:08Her said power to the people, bitch, okay?

00:08:13I'm in Miami.

00:08:14I'm lit.

00:08:15Pick me.

00:08:16Come scoop me Drewski.

00:08:18Hopefully I can get some penis, fall in love.

00:08:22The rest of them just fall into place.

00:08:23I'm just here for a good time.

00:08:24He is a little chunky.

00:08:26I like a man with some belly, so I hope I can rub on him.

00:08:29I'ma work with him.

00:08:30You got ass?

00:08:32Let me see something.

00:08:34Oh, okay.

00:08:35Period.

00:08:35You're welcome.

00:08:35Don't blurt that out.

00:08:37Blurt that out.

00:08:38That's what you want.

00:08:38Was that a thong you had on?

00:08:40Yeah, it's string actually.

00:08:41Why is string hanging like that?

00:08:43What I lack in the back, I pack in the cap.

00:08:47All right, get your ass in the house.

00:08:49You're good.

00:08:50Fuck with a real bitch.

00:08:52Now them plastic assholes, they don't want to swing.

00:08:54They just want to jaw jack and be famous.

00:08:56I'm trying to get some for all of them.

00:09:00He's definitely my type.

00:09:01I like him big.

00:09:02I like him right with a big old belly.

00:09:04I love it.

00:09:05I want him to be all over my little ass.

00:09:06That's exactly what I'm here for.

00:09:08Pot Willys, hola.

00:09:09They don't want me to roll on their toes.

00:09:13What's good?

00:09:14What's good?

00:09:14You got to slow down for you.

00:09:16Nah, here you go.

00:09:17I got my driver's license.

00:09:19Oh, okay.

00:09:19Yeah, I'm about to say, you move fast on that motherfucker.

00:09:21Yeah, you don't remember me.

00:09:23Hey, don't.

00:09:23Hey, okay.

00:09:24See, now you...

00:09:25I can pick y'all up though, so I don't be...

00:09:27You want to pick me up?

00:09:28You want to pick me up eventually?

00:09:30Pick it up.

00:09:30Yes?

00:09:31Well, I'm waiting for him to lift me,

00:09:33phone me like a pretzel,

00:09:35and right up in this bitch.

00:09:37Like, ah.

00:09:39Paraplegic?

00:09:39You never had that in your life?

00:09:40I ain't had no paraplegic.

00:09:41I'm about to give him some paralyzed

00:09:43so old.

00:09:44Oh, I got you.

00:09:44You good.

00:09:45Don't worry about that.

00:09:46He got you, baby.

00:09:49I want to see what it feel like

00:09:50to back into that handicapped parking spot.

00:09:52You know what I'm saying?

00:09:54When you start fucking with paraplegics,

00:09:56it comes with benefits.

00:09:57None of these other bitches is competition.

00:09:59Like, four or five bitches with BBLs.

00:10:02Bitch, that shit stink anyway.

00:10:03Your shit.

00:10:04Be coming stepping on shit, you all.

00:10:06And I ain't never a fat nigga before.

00:10:08You feel me?

00:10:09I'm still a virgin and all that good shit.

00:10:10What the he gonna do without me?

00:10:12Hello?

00:10:13I'm here, baby.

00:10:14Ow.

00:10:14Now this one right here, you coming off aggressive.

00:10:18What the fuck is up, boyfriend?

00:10:19How you, my nigga?

00:10:20Nah, I'm good.

00:10:21I was happy to see you, my man.

00:10:22You smell good.

00:10:23You don't stink, nigga.

00:10:24Yeah, wait.

00:10:24You assume that...

00:10:26You a fat stink nigga.

00:10:27I thought that's what you was.

00:10:28Nah, nah.

00:10:29He like medium ugly.

00:10:30You know, like, you gotta get the medium ugly niggas,

00:10:32cause medium ugly always got money,

00:10:34and then they always treat you good.

00:10:36If you a regular...

00:10:37Like, my homegirls be putting me on,

00:10:38so they put me on and now I know.

00:10:40Mm-hmm.

00:10:41I ain't never with a man before, though.

00:10:43So this gonna be your first time to be like,

00:10:44I'm a virgin.

00:10:45You came in here with the butters.

00:10:46What, you from New York or something?

00:10:48Hello?

00:10:48Harlem in the building, nigga.

00:10:49What's up?

00:10:51What the fuck is in your mouth, my brother?

00:10:52Oh, this is...

00:10:53As your lady, I'm gonna tell you, you look dumb.

00:10:56You a lady?

00:10:57I'm half and half.

00:10:59I'm a little scared of you a little bit, man.

00:11:00What the fuck you scared of?

00:11:01Oh, my bad. Yeah, you right.

00:11:06Take that shit out your mouth, for real.

00:11:07I wasn't playing with you.

00:11:08I was that serious.

00:11:09All right.

00:11:09Yeah.

00:11:10There you go.

00:11:11There you go.

00:11:12My bad, bro.

00:11:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

00:11:14Yeah, so, um...

00:11:15Is there any questions you got for me, man?

00:11:17I don't got shit to ask you.

00:11:18We'll let you in the house, just off of, uh...

00:11:20Let's go.

00:11:20You said I can have a drink?

00:11:21Are you sponsored by these or something?

00:11:23Yeah, yeah.

00:11:23Because I want real-looking, nigga.

00:11:25Yeah.

00:11:25We gonna get your ass a bottle of whiskey.

00:11:27My nigga!

00:11:31Thank you, bro.

00:11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

00:11:33Damn, you strong.

00:11:34I had to just let him know, like, you know,

00:11:35I could bro you up, my nigga.

00:11:37Like, you feel me?

00:11:38Yeah, this one right here gonna put up a fight.

00:11:40Something about her I like right here.

00:11:42She ain't giving it up too easy.

00:11:44Are you really down for the cost?

00:11:46When it's just me and you and I have...

00:11:48I like that bikini, guys!

00:11:49Shake your ass!

00:11:50It's like your friend, you!

00:11:51They ain't got no ass to shake.

00:11:52Poor babies.

00:11:53Oh, yeah.

00:11:53There's her name?

00:11:55What kind of cream?

00:11:56Chucky cream?

00:11:57Green cream?

00:11:58Clean cream?

00:11:59What kind of cream?

00:12:00I'm trying to figure it out.

00:12:01They're just sitting around like a motherfucking

00:12:03fly on the motherfucking wall.

00:12:05Bitch, you ain't here to just look fucking cute.

00:12:07The fuck?

00:12:08If you got a nigga at home and a bitch at home,

00:12:11that's what matters.

00:12:11I like Chanel.

00:12:13I know I'm a bitch for saying this,

00:12:15but that girl talked too fucking much.

00:12:17Oh, my God.

00:12:18You ain't gonna take my man money

00:12:19and go split with your husband and your boyfriend, bitch.

00:12:21You're not finna run off for my man money.

00:12:22Absolutely not.

00:12:23These bitches got niggas and bitches at home.

00:12:25I'm the only one that's really single

00:12:26that really want this nigga.

00:12:27We're getting to know these girls more than Drewski.

00:12:30Yeah, it's been hectic.

00:12:32It's been hectic to say the least,

00:12:34but we're here and it ain't nothing we haven't seen before.

00:12:38I'm a prize, not a possession.

00:12:40You put a pinky in this motherfucker's gonna grip.

00:12:42I promise you.

00:12:43What?

00:12:47They want to say slick shit,

00:12:49talking about they're gonna drag me.

00:12:51The only thing they need to be dragging

00:12:52is that fucking deodorant across their armpit

00:12:54and they might as well put it on their coochie too

00:12:56because somebody's smelling like tuna.

00:12:58I always have fantasies about having a big man next to me

00:13:00since I'm small.

00:13:01I bring a lot of household values.

00:13:05I'm pretty submissive.

00:13:07I make my own money online.

00:13:08I sell certain things.

00:13:10It's not no nine to five.

00:13:12I'm gonna be home.

00:13:13I remember you from the audition.

00:13:16What do you put sex like as a ranking?

00:13:18Four.

00:13:19I like to really look at how they are with their family.

00:13:22Somebody on the boat literally smells like fish.

00:13:24Oh, okay.

00:13:25Somebody coochie stink.

00:13:27Yeah.

00:13:29Some of them girls in there need Vagisil.

00:13:31Yeah?

00:13:32Yeah.

00:13:33It's this little ointment.

00:13:34Yeah, I know which one that is.

00:13:35And it's an ointment that everybody uses.

00:13:36Oh, the ointment of Vagisil.

00:13:37Yeah, somebody need to be injected with that motherfucker.

00:13:39Yeah, they do.

00:13:40What exactly do you feel like sets you apart

00:13:42from all the other women here?

00:13:43Other than your coochie don't stink.

00:13:45Yeah.

00:13:46Of course my shit is squeaky clean, bitch.

00:13:48And I'm lasered.

00:13:49You know that shit is buttery, smooth, and wet.

00:13:51How many bodies you had in college?

00:13:53You had like college bodies?

00:13:54Um, I don't know.

00:13:56Not really.

00:13:57Not really?

00:13:57Not that many?

00:13:58I would just go to class.

00:13:59So you ain't had no sex in college?

00:14:02Everybody has a little fun in college.

00:14:04But very little.

00:14:05Maybe like two.

00:14:06Oh, less than...

00:14:06Oh, okay.

00:14:07Two.

00:14:07Yeah, about two.

00:14:09Yeah, they'll take you in the house right here.

00:14:11They'll take you in the house.

00:14:13Who coochies think the worst?

00:14:15Who in there got that coochie-coup?

00:14:19Who got the coochie-coup?

00:14:21I'm not picky.

00:14:22Make sure you smell good, look good, taste good.

00:14:26What's been going on on the yacht?

00:14:27Somebody smells like fish.

00:14:31Have you dated a black guy before?

00:14:32That's the real question.

00:14:33Well, my ex was mixed.

00:14:35That's close enough.

00:14:36Yeah, hell yeah.

00:14:38And like I black guys.

00:14:39It's not a...

00:14:39Oh, okay, yeah.

00:14:40You ever any white bitches?

00:14:42Yeah, yeah, hey man.

00:14:44I dip my stick in a couple different little candy jars.

00:14:47I'd peg him.

00:14:48Drewski, I would peg you.

00:14:49I don't want to scare him though.

00:14:51Don't, I'm not...

00:14:52You don't have to.

00:14:53My name is Angel Fernandez.

00:14:54I was born in Cuba.

00:14:55I have the genes though.

00:14:56Like we can basically make the one babies.

00:14:59I'm going to see his broad line.

00:15:00They're going to be having like basketball players

00:15:01for their next three generations.

00:15:03Woo!

00:15:05Woo!

00:15:06Good God almighty!

00:15:08Okay.

00:15:09I was like, babe, you're not hugging me.

00:15:12You're just trying to lick my boob at some point.

00:15:14Like, come on.

00:15:15Sometimes you got to put a light on that motherfucker.

00:15:18It's not real today.

00:15:20Yeah.

00:15:21So, do you speak another language that you feel like that?

00:15:23Yeah, I speak Spanish.

00:15:24Oh, okay.

00:15:25You're picking the Spanish.

00:15:26Yo hablo...

00:15:27Oye, pero que te pasa?

00:15:29Ah...

00:15:29Que paso?

00:15:31Papi, I'm a little worried.

00:15:33Oh.

00:15:33You beat anybody ass in here.

00:15:35What are you worried about?

00:15:35No, but do you look for a bed for me?

00:15:37I got a special bed for you.

00:15:38Okay.

00:15:39Okay.

00:15:40Oh, thank you, Papi.

00:15:40You might sleep with me tonight.

00:15:41Oh.

00:15:42I know you speak Spanish, but you ever been to California King?

00:15:45No, I haven't.

00:15:46Are you going to teach me tonight?

00:15:48Yeah, I'm going to teach you something.

00:15:49Okay.

00:15:49I'll teach you something.

00:15:50Fuck it.

00:15:51Why not?

00:15:51Like, come on.

00:15:53You know what's going to happen, right?

00:15:55Okay, Papi.

00:15:56Yeah.

00:15:56We'll see you later.

00:15:57I'll take you over there.

00:15:58Come on.

00:16:00Yeah, just...

00:16:00Bye, Papi.

00:16:01Yeah, you gotta...

00:16:02God almighty!

00:16:04Fuck!

00:16:05This is one of them ones you breed right here.

00:16:08You don't pull out on this one.

00:16:09I don't know what's going to happen, but if I get to sleep on that bed, I'm going to

00:16:12take advantage of the situation.

00:16:14I got a whiff of something just now.

00:16:16The bigger the tree, the harder it'll fall, right?

00:16:23Yeah, I would rate myself a bad bitch.

00:16:25Milkshake?

00:16:25She like a f***ing milkshake.

00:16:27Okay, bitch.

00:16:28Type the f***ing down.

00:16:29You aren't here because of your titties, bitch.

00:16:30I'm here because of my personality.

00:16:32Shut up.

00:16:33Let me go in the corner and cry.

00:16:35Shut up.

00:16:35Don't cry.

00:16:36You mad because I get food stamps and you don't?

00:16:38You're starving.

00:16:39You're going to suck on this shit.

00:16:41Why?

00:16:41I don't know what sweet treat this bitch want to be, but it don't look too delectable.

00:16:44It don't look good to me.

00:16:45I don't think my man going to like that.

00:16:46Now, we f***ing with the BBWs, bitch, but it's just too much going on.

00:16:49You mad because I like my body.

00:16:51It's T and I love it.

00:16:53You look a mad.

00:16:53Bitch, you plastic-ass Barbies.

00:16:55She want to get rid of her fat rose and she just mad I got Hawaiian rose.

00:17:01She mad.

00:17:03I'm coming to get my man.

00:17:04F*** with all these bitches talking about.

00:17:06Just get my titties shaking.

00:17:07I need a black, big, funny man that knows how to handle me.

00:17:12I'm looking for love.

00:17:13I'm an OnlyFans model, so I like him big.

00:17:16I think Drewski is the right amount for me.

00:17:19I'm here to f***ing feed him.

00:17:20Okay, okay.

00:17:21Hello.

00:17:21I see the little cheetah print poking through.

00:17:23Alright, alright.

00:17:27Don't fail the history of what your people want because you need a black queen in your life.

00:17:33And I'm here to be that black queen.

00:17:35But why are you pushing them up to your neck like that?

00:17:37Why are they pushed up to your neck to where you can't breathe?

00:17:40How they selling all that motherf***ing OnlyFans f*** and can't even bring no gifts to the big.

00:17:44I'm that n***a b***h, I told you.

00:17:46I got this.

00:17:47A real n***a b***h coming, don't worry about it.

00:17:49I'm definitely here for love.

00:17:51They can keep the coins.

00:17:52I got my own.

00:17:53Baby, I'm a classic.

00:17:53Love everlasting.

00:17:54We don't do no labels.

00:17:55We don't do no boxes.

00:17:56We live out loud and proud.

00:17:57Do you feel what I'm talking about?

00:17:58They're really broadsmaids, for real.

00:17:59These b***hs ain't bringing s*** to the table, but motherf***ing bills and problems and attitudes

00:18:02that need to be adjusted, okay?

00:18:04I'm trying to add to the m***a b***ing equation.

00:18:06Okay, okay.

00:18:06Ooh, baby got his grill in.

00:18:09You see the grill?

00:18:09Hold on, boy.

00:18:10Who got a napkin?

00:18:11My b***a b***a got a little wet.

00:18:12We both got the grill in.

00:18:14I'm working a hook today, bitch.

00:18:16If you ever thought that I was lying about riding a d***, sorry, dad.

00:18:19The girl likes what she likes.

00:18:20Seen that man with them golds in his mouth, baby.

00:18:22I needed a wet white.

00:18:24Brought to your own, baby!

00:18:29Property of n***a b***a.

00:18:30My d***.

00:18:31My d***.

00:18:32And I don't care if you go over to the side b***a house.

00:18:34Put that d*** out with them drawers on.

00:18:35We gonna see if we can squeeze you in them tonight.

00:18:37Yeah.

00:18:38God damn it.

00:18:38We can be friends, but I don't wanna be your friend.

00:18:40I wanna suck that s*** from the back.

00:18:42I could be this b***h cheese or this b***h!

00:18:46Other girls ain't no competition.

00:18:47They just here for the scenery.

00:18:49They are like...

00:18:50He recruited these girls here.

00:18:51They got a couple Escalade builds in there.

00:18:54A couple GMC big bodies.

00:18:56Yeah, four tough.

00:18:57I miss you, papa.

00:19:00Yeah.

00:19:00Oh, and you smell good.

00:19:02I can eat you up.

00:19:03Come on, baby.

00:19:04Don't eat me up now.

00:19:04I can eat you up.

00:19:05You is really handsome.

00:19:06Hey, appreciate that.

00:19:07I love that for us.

00:19:09We're gonna have some handsome-ass kids.

00:19:11Well, we...

00:19:11And some beautiful-ass babies.

00:19:12Yes, we are.

00:19:15Oh, yeah.

00:19:15Babe, you ordered us food.

00:19:17You...

00:19:18Yeah, this is that pick six for two.

00:19:19Yeah.

00:19:20You get this under $20.

00:19:22You...

00:19:22Really?

00:19:22It's pick six for two right here.

00:19:24Oh, it's high.

00:19:24Yeah, with the sauce on that.

00:19:25Let me get this.

00:19:26Ooh!

00:19:26Yeah, come on now.

00:19:27Ooh!

00:19:28This is that all-American cheeseburger right here.

00:19:30Okay, you spittin', girl.

00:19:33Mmm.

00:19:34All right, all right.

00:19:34And I'm here for you, daddy!

00:19:36Yeah, thank you.

00:19:37Let's get...

00:19:37All right.

00:19:38All right, yeah.

00:19:39All right.

00:19:40Yeah.

00:19:41Okay.

00:19:41Yeah, that'll do it.

00:19:43We gonna make hella beautiful babies.

00:19:45Like, he got pretty hair, I got pretty hair.

00:19:48Like, it's only right.

00:19:49I'm so old.

00:19:52I am gonna lock it in.

00:19:54I'm kind of a cougar, and I'm into a younger guy,

00:19:57so I hope he's here for it.

00:19:59You can still have babies?

00:20:01Fuck you, I'm not that old.

00:20:03Oh, okay.

00:20:03My bad.

00:20:04Nah, I just was saying, just because...

00:20:06I'm like a crazy, sexy, cool cougar.

00:20:08Oh, okay.

00:20:08Not like a way too old cougar.

00:20:10Yeah.

00:20:11I guess I look too old to have children, which is terrifying to think,

00:20:15because I don't think I look too old to have babies.

00:20:17But I can.

00:20:20I'm not too old to have babies.

00:20:22I'm not too old to have babies.

00:20:24How many black guys you dated in your past at all?

00:20:27I dated one black guy.

00:20:29What happened?

00:20:29Why did y'all even work out?

00:20:30When he was like, can I borrow $20?

00:20:33Oh, okay.

00:20:33He was one of them type niggas.

00:20:34Can I borrow $100?

00:20:35He was one of them type niggas.

00:20:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:37He was on the couch type niggas.

00:20:38Yo, will you roll me a blind?

00:20:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:40Them type niggas.

00:20:41Nah, I know.

00:20:41I can't do all that.

00:20:43I will not buy you McDonald's again.

00:20:45I understand the type niggas he was.

00:20:46Yeah.

00:20:46He was one of them niggas that tried to use you up,

00:20:47because you got good credit.

00:20:49And I feel that.

00:20:50I was once on that type time.

00:20:52I tried to find you a white lady trying to,

00:20:53you know what I mean?

00:20:54Do you know how many guys slide in my DMs

00:20:56just to be like,

00:20:56yo, I know you have a house.

00:20:58They want to eat cereal on the couch and you.

00:21:00Because they know I'm eating cereal on the couch.

00:21:01I get it.

00:21:01No, I get it.

00:21:01I get it too.

00:21:03At one point, I was doing that.

00:21:04I was doing it.

00:21:05I don't hate the hustle.

00:21:06Hey, man.

00:21:07But I hate you for it.

00:21:08You can't knock a brother for what a brother gonna do.

00:21:11For trying.

00:21:11A brother gonna be a brother.

00:21:12You know what I mean?

00:21:14A brother gonna be a brother.

00:21:16But you.

00:21:17Not you.

00:21:18Oh, okay.

00:21:18Those guys.

00:21:19these hoes.

00:21:20These hoes could go home.

00:21:21They could hang that shit up.

00:21:23What he looking for is already right here in one bitch.

00:21:26Tell me the most interesting thing about you.

00:21:28I let my ass ache from the back.

00:21:32Shit.

00:21:33Oh, this ass bout to knock a little out.

00:21:36You put a lot in there.

00:21:37Mm-hmm.

00:21:38That's natural.

00:21:39It's an ABL.

00:21:41An African booty lift.

00:21:44Uh-huh.

00:21:46This ain't Brazilian.

00:21:47This African.

00:21:48Up late, no one to talk to.

00:21:49What you call?

00:21:50Yeah.

00:21:50If you hold it down, we gon' ball till we fall.

00:21:53That's what it take.

00:21:54You got what it take.

00:21:55Baby, just relax.

00:21:56Beat your back till it break.

00:21:58Everybody in here is fake as .

00:22:00I don't work from Magic City to Alert.

00:22:03They're every top club in Atlanta.

00:22:05And guess what?

00:22:06Them niggas throwing trash bags every time.

00:22:08Are we proud of that?

00:22:10What the ?

00:22:10That's what's wrong with the mother world.

00:22:12Y'all stupid.

00:22:12You shake your ass for free?

00:22:14Bitch, y'all don't shake my ass at all.

00:22:16You don't do it because you can't.

00:22:18You're mad.

00:22:19You're mad.

00:22:19Look at your wig though.

00:22:21That's what?

00:22:21You're mad.

00:22:23And I got more hair than a little bit, bitch.

00:22:26Everybody's sexually frustrated in this bitch.

00:22:28Every single one of these hoes.

00:22:31What's up, bitch?

00:22:35I'm trying to see if he can bring me back to the waters and fat reset me.

00:22:38You know what I'm saying?

00:22:39We're going to get up in there.

00:22:40They all trying to scare me away from the .

00:22:41They trying to keep it for themselves.

00:22:43Don't let me find out.

00:22:44Don't let me around and find out.

00:22:46Your ass came in here like you were ready to hoop, my girl.

00:22:48Oh, God.

00:22:49Follow these .

00:22:50Yeah, hell yeah.

00:22:51Stud like to play stud games.

00:22:53You know what I'm saying?

00:22:53Okay, like what?

00:22:54I like to be straight to it.

00:22:55Like, if we're going to get to it, let's get to it.

00:22:57You know what I'm saying?

00:22:58I ain't with all the stud games.

00:23:00You know what I mean?

00:23:02That's how hard?

00:23:03Damn, you going to do it that hard?

00:23:04Like, damn, nigga, I'm a virgin.

00:23:05Calm the fuck down.

00:23:07Relax.

00:23:08You got to caress that shit first.

00:23:09You can't just go down.

00:23:10What the fuck?

00:23:11You're going to kill a bitch.

00:23:11Take your time with me though.

00:23:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:13I still got my V card.

00:23:14Oh, okay.

00:23:14Just take your time.

00:23:15I'm easy.

00:23:16Every girl ain't finna be like, oh, ah, let me jump on it.

00:23:19I ain't scared of the .

00:23:20Your ass ain't scared of it.

00:23:22Just be careful with it.

00:23:39Yeah.

00:23:40Yeah.

00:23:43Yeah.

00:23:45Where are you from?

00:23:46I'm from Costa Rica.

00:23:47Oh, Costa Rica.

00:23:48Yeah.

00:23:48Hell yeah.

00:23:49I need to head on out there.

00:23:50I heard y'all got a lot of prostitutes out there.

00:23:52Prostitution.

00:23:54Prostitution?

00:23:54Yeah.

00:23:54They be having prostitutes in Costa Rica.

00:23:56Really?

00:23:57Yeah.

00:23:57All type of shit.

00:23:58That's what I'm saying.

00:23:58You might not be knowing about that.

00:24:00I know about that.

00:24:00But the world of prostitution is, yeah.

00:24:03Costa Rica?

00:24:04You sure?

00:24:04Costa Rica.

00:24:05There is more about nature, peace.

00:24:08I don't know what you said, but hey, I'm telling you.

00:24:11Waterfalls.

00:24:11You are going to the wrong, like, the site you want to be.

00:24:14Well, I know something, and I'll tell you one thing.

00:24:18There's a lot of prostitutes there.

00:24:20Uh-huh.

00:24:21What brings you to could have been love, honestly?

00:24:23Could have been love?

00:24:24Yeah.

00:24:26I just give myself an opportunity.

00:24:28The opportunity to meet someone new.

00:24:31Yeah.

00:24:32For sure.

00:24:33My, my, my...

00:24:37Well, fuck it.

00:24:38We take you in there.

00:24:39You fine enough.

00:24:39I don't give a fuck what you saying.

00:24:42It don't matter.

00:24:44I don't think she know that she here for a competition with just me.

00:24:48Yeah, it's just me in the competition.

00:24:50Okay.

00:24:51Hell yeah.

00:24:53Let the other ones that don't, it's bilingual, let them in here.

00:24:59I'm tired of bitches, so I'm trying something new.

00:25:02Damn, I feel like the press prince in this motherfucker.

00:25:05See, the thing about him, you can't hide those hips.

00:25:08I seen them hips walking up off that boat all back.

00:25:11Oh, you ain't got no shoes on.

00:25:12Hell nah, but look.

00:25:14Oh, all right.

00:25:14Yeah.

00:25:15Yeah.

00:25:16Yeah.

00:25:16You ever sold weed before?

00:25:18You look like a nigga that I used to grow up with.

00:25:19Hell yeah.

00:25:20He was a plug.

00:25:21I done had money.

00:25:22I done went broke.

00:25:23I done got money again.

00:25:25Excuse you, Papi.

00:25:26My bad, bro.

00:25:27You good?

00:25:28You know us niggas, we be niggas just let out.

00:25:32Hey, better out than in, I always say.

00:25:35Better out than in, I always say.

00:25:37When you be farting, you be having silent farts?

00:25:39Or that be like a...

00:25:40It just depends on the time of day, time of the month.

00:25:43Your period is wet, huh?

00:25:45It depends.

00:25:46All right, bro.

00:25:47I ain't gonna lie.

00:25:48My whole heart dropped in my coochie.

00:25:50I was like, God damn.

00:25:51If someone can't handle both of us, then they don't deserve one of us at all.

00:25:56Two is better than one, so we know Drewski is just gonna love a little twin package.

00:26:03This is the first time I ever had a set of twins.

00:26:05Really?

00:26:06Yeah.

00:26:06Okay, well, you're in for a little double trouble.

00:26:08Yeah, a little double trouble.

00:26:09Let's all take a little...

00:26:10You know what I mean?

00:26:11Cheers.

00:26:12Cheers.

00:26:12Yeah.

00:26:13A lot of people, when they meet us in person, they don't realize how little we are.

00:26:16Mmm.

00:26:17They don't realize how tiny we are.

00:26:19Yeah.

00:26:19You get in between now.

00:26:21Yeah.

00:26:21Hell yeah.

00:26:23Yeah.

00:26:24Yeah.

00:26:24To the twins, Rodriguez twins.

00:26:26You bet it.

00:26:27Okay, so y'all speak Spanish?

00:26:29Un poquito espanol.

00:26:30Un poquito espanol.

00:26:32Yeah.

00:26:32Y'all talk at the same time, too.

00:26:34Yeah, we do.

00:26:34Yeah, I like that.

00:26:35I like that.

00:26:38We're always together, yeah.

00:26:40Yeah, okay.

00:26:41We stay together, so...

00:26:43For everything.

00:26:45If you needed us, too.

00:26:47Oh, okay, okay.

00:26:47Yeah.

00:26:48We know we can have some fun with Drewski.

00:26:51Not yet, not yet, not yet.

00:26:53Not yet, right?

00:26:54Yeah.

00:26:55Not yet.

00:26:55Thank you, Drewski.

00:26:57I ain't get no ass on this season.

00:26:59Ain't nobody got no ass.

00:27:01I like a little two-piece leg.

00:27:03A little fried two-piece chicken spicy.

00:27:05And they say they Mexican, too.

00:27:06That means they picante.

00:27:08Your girl doing good.

00:27:09Bitches trying to threaten me, but they can't do nothing with me.

00:27:11They actin' no fool.

00:27:13Hey, hey.

00:27:15Keep that nine and a half on bitches next.

00:27:17Get outta here.

00:27:17All y'all bitches.

00:27:18One, two, three, four.

00:27:20That bitches is done.

00:27:21Don't get this shit twisted.

00:27:22Just because I'm here for Drewski don't mean shit.

00:27:24You can talk all you want to.

00:27:25As long as you don't touch me, I'm not gonna take it there on you.

00:27:28But you touch me, I'm gonna go ahead and give it to you.

00:27:30You keep saying the same shit, you ain't talking about nothing.

00:27:33You can do my ass in the middle, man.

00:27:36Get your head out of me, nigga.

00:27:37You not on Juicy.

00:27:38Yo, get off of me, nigga.

00:27:39What you trying to do?

00:27:40Get off of me.

00:27:40What you trying to do?

00:27:41Get off of me, brother.

00:27:43Get off of me, girl.

00:27:44Get off of me, brother.

00:27:44Get off of me.

00:27:45Cheek bad chain, nigga.

00:27:46Yeah, I?

00:27:47Cheek bad chain, poppin' nigga.

00:27:49I'm gonna show up.

00:27:50I'm gonna go out and haul him, bitch.

00:27:51You ain't talking about that.

00:27:52Stop playing with me, bitch.

00:27:53You ain't talking about that.

00:27:53Stop playing with me.

00:27:54I'm mad.

00:27:55I'm ready to kick that nigga and his .

00:27:57I don't even know if that's a man or a bitch.

00:27:59What the is going on here?

00:28:01And what the you laughing at?

00:28:02You scaring everybody.

00:28:04You got all that animosity and all that.

00:28:06She been taking a lot of Motrin.

00:28:08See, people that overdose on Motrin, y'all notice,

00:28:10Motrin got a reverse effect.

00:28:11Some people get sleepy off of it,

00:28:12but if you take too much of it,

00:28:13you got to have a lot of animosity.

00:28:16I got a , right?

00:28:17I don't know.

00:28:18Bitch, I'm all girl.

00:28:19I don't know.

00:28:19I'm all girl, bitch.

00:28:20That's how I want to dress.

00:28:22I'm all girl, bitch.

00:28:23Yeah.

00:28:24In the end, men will be men.

00:28:26I'm all girl.

00:28:27I got a , bitch.

00:28:28I got a , bitch.

00:28:29I got a , bitch.

00:28:30I can talk to any bitch I want to talk to.

00:28:32I know these bitches want it, bitch.

00:28:34What?

00:28:35Yeah, so come get it, bitch.

00:28:36Don't around and find out before you get a little chance

00:28:39to win your little money,

00:28:40because I know y'all hoes ain't here for the love.

00:28:41I do not think Drewski likes any of that shit.

00:28:44That shit just shows zero class,

00:28:46and my man is a very classy man.

00:28:52Who the is that?

00:28:54Who the is that?

00:28:57My flight from Kentucky was at 7 PM supposed to depart.

00:29:02Y'all suck.

00:29:03Give me my money back.

00:29:04Hopefully, Drewski can get lucky with a girl from Kentucky.

00:29:07I'm the one for Drewski because I have beauty and brains,

00:29:10and I just know that we'll be perfect together.

00:29:13Are you a gold digger?

00:29:15I wouldn't say I'm a gold digger.

00:29:16Okay.

00:29:17My last relationship, it was seven years.

00:29:19Oh, okay.

00:29:20Seven years.

00:29:21With a black dude?

00:29:21No, with a white man.

00:29:24With a white man, so now it's black only.

00:29:28Okay, black only.

00:29:29Black only.

00:29:29Yeah, I am.

00:29:30I'm down with the jungle fever, so.

00:29:32Hey, you know me.

00:29:33I can't get enough of that soy milk.

00:29:35Hopefully, this one ain't spoiled, though.

00:29:38Who are you?

00:29:39Who are you?

00:29:39No, it's for real.

00:29:40We woke up at 5 o'clock this morning to be here.

00:29:43So, who are you?

00:29:44How you get here?

00:29:46Bitch ain't coming here.

00:29:47Thanks, you finna get my man.

00:29:48The hell?

00:29:49The new bitch and the twins gotta fight for that spot.

00:29:53Fight for that spot?

00:29:56Yeah.

00:29:57The twins ain't did shit, and you ain't did shit either.

00:30:00Listen, what y'all finna do?

00:30:02That's real.

00:30:04Walk that train!

00:30:05Walk that train!

00:30:07Walk that train!

00:30:08Walk that train!

00:30:08Oh, I'm scared.

00:30:09Scared to death.

00:30:11Oh, I love it when you walk like that.

00:30:13I can't lie, I'm with that old demon.

00:30:15Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

00:30:18Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:30:21So, listen, we got eliminations tonight.

00:30:23I know some of y'all not taking this seriously.

00:30:25There's a couple people going home tonight.

00:30:27Nigga, you going home tonight.

00:30:35Oh, I had to take that shit off.

00:30:37Y'all got me fucked up.

00:30:38Stop it.

00:30:39Don't play with me.

00:30:39I'm not a rose toy, bitch.

00:30:41You almost got your ass beat in 2.5, bitch.

00:30:44I never wanted you to see WG6459.

00:30:47That's the jail number?

00:30:48Bitch, it sure is.

00:30:51WG6459.

00:30:51All right.

00:30:52Shout out to the bitches on the yard.

00:30:54Free the girls on D yard.

00:30:55Chowchilla.

00:30:56On D yard.

00:30:56Maximal security prison.

00:30:57Yeah, man.

00:30:58Where I find out.

00:31:06I got to make an announcement and we have a new contestant who's going to be joining

00:31:09you this evening.

00:31:10She's a little late.

00:31:12She's smart.

00:31:13She's pretty.

00:31:14She's college educated.

00:31:15She comes from a great family.

00:31:18You guys are going to really love her is all I'm saying.

00:31:19I think you're going to really love her.

00:31:21Okay.

00:31:21Well, listen, because she was late and didn't get an opportunity to have the one on one.

00:31:27She's going to be exempt from elimination tonight.

00:31:30So this bitch gets to not show up on time for my man.

00:31:34I bring to the table a lot in attitude, good vibes.

00:31:38I can cook.

00:31:39I don't clean.

00:31:40So it's like not something to ask me to do.

00:31:42I don't even need to talk.

00:31:43Just look at me.

00:31:44I'm cute.

00:31:45I'm cute and petite.

00:31:46Because we're all Jefferson.

00:31:47Hi.

00:31:49Bye.

00:31:51They've been so real.

00:31:53I'm not seeing any competition.

00:31:55Let's be so for real.

00:31:56But the girls are nice.

00:31:58They're very sweet.

00:31:58They threw some pizza at me.

00:32:00But I know it's just because they're jealous.

00:32:02Boom!

00:32:02Tomato, tomato, tomato!

00:32:04Girl, I know you were enjoying that.

00:32:05Why didn't you finish it?

00:32:06I know you wanted.

00:32:07I ain't fighting my mind.

00:32:08How'd she show up late though?

00:32:10Like, you late for my man.

00:32:12How'd she show up late?

00:32:13And you think you can't go home?

00:32:20Bitch, you got home too.

00:32:21The bitch been bullying everybody all night.

00:32:24Bitch tried to play with me.

00:32:26I told that bitch, don't touch me.

00:32:27Five feet.

00:32:28You gotta give me my personal space.

00:32:30Bitch, don't play.

00:32:31She think I'm playing with her?

00:32:33Nah.

00:32:34It was only right.

00:32:35Boop her ass.

00:32:37Boop her ass.

00:32:38Boop her ass.

00:32:39Boop her ass.

00:32:39You dumb bitch?

00:32:40What the **** is she talking about?

00:32:42Are you talking?

00:32:43You off me?

00:32:44You off me?

00:32:45You off me?

00:32:46True sh-

00:32:46She think everything is Kiki.

00:32:48Because we can't my house.

00:32:50What bitch?

00:32:50Kiki, I don't know you.

00:32:51I don't like you.

00:32:52I don't care for you.

00:32:52Suck my d***.

00:32:53Look at my f***ing wig.

00:32:57This is my chain.

00:32:58This is real.

00:33:00I'm serious.

00:33:01We gonna take it there.

00:33:02Nothing fake on me.

00:33:03Nothing fake about me.

00:33:04Shut the f*** up.

00:33:05Suck my d***.

00:33:06Shut the f*** up.

00:33:07Suck my d***.

00:33:08Go home tonight.

00:33:10Who?

00:33:11Send me home, b***h.

00:33:12I'm gonna still whoop your ass.

00:33:14F*** these b***hs.

00:33:16Ahhhh.

00:33:16Send me.

00:33:17Somebody picked up a mannequin through the motherf***ing mannequin.

00:33:20Crossed the goddamn...

00:33:21New girls was going at it.

00:33:22She started throwing s***.

00:33:24I'm blocking it.

00:33:25Don't...

00:33:26Don't...

00:33:26B***h.

00:33:27B***h.

00:33:28B***h.

00:33:30I'm having fun with that s***.

00:33:31Hold on.

00:33:32Send me to f*** home.

00:33:33Frog crash the f*** out of this b***h.

00:33:35Frog crash the f*** out of this b***h.

00:33:38I got you b***h.

00:33:39I'll slice your ass a b***h.

00:33:41I'm really bad that.

00:33:43I'm really bad that b***h.

00:33:45Ain't nobody safe tonight.

00:33:46I ain't wasting money.

00:33:47We ain't got no beds.

00:33:49Somebody gotta go home tonight.

00:33:50I don't care who it is.

00:33:51The house might be bigger.

00:33:52The budget might be bigger.

00:33:53But everybody ain't staying.

00:33:54I gotta remember what I'm here for though.

00:33:56Cause I ain't here for none of these f***ers.

00:33:57I'm here for my man.

00:33:58It's authentic.

00:33:59I don't have to try to pull up on him and try to woo him.

00:34:01You f*** with me and you don't.

00:34:02I feel like I'm fighting for someone.

00:34:04Like I'm like super feminine.

00:34:06I don't think he wanna miss this.

00:34:08Yo Latina mommy's scared.

00:34:10Don't miss it.

00:34:11I'm ready to find love.

00:34:13I love a nice thick man.

00:34:14Something grandma too.

00:34:15They're all gonna lose and have to just like leave.

00:34:18It's slowly seeping in.

00:34:20I might can get that d***.

00:34:22And if he can fall in love with my personality,

00:34:25the is just gonna blow his mind.

00:34:27I'm trying to keep classy as much as possible.

00:34:29And not running over these b****s toes.

00:34:31I'm way too f***ing old for this s***.

00:34:33If you wanna f*** me, just tell me I'm pretty.

00:34:35I mean do other stuff, but Jesus Christ.

00:34:38I hope I make it to the house.

00:34:40Jusky do not disappoint me.

00:34:41My grandmother prayed.

00:34:42I prayed and my mother prayed.

00:34:44We all prayed together.

00:34:45If Jusky doesn't pick me, if he sends me home,

00:34:48I'm gonna be really disappointed.

00:34:50I'm gonna be really heartbroken to be honest.

00:34:52Cause he didn't even give it time.

00:34:54You couldn't even, you couldn't even try to find out.

00:34:56Jusky manifested us.

00:34:58Jusky put into the universe that he wanted some twins around.

00:35:02So we're here and we don't gotta do too much.

00:35:04I'm here for Jusky.

00:35:05But the money is good.

00:35:06I mean obviously.

00:35:07Everyone loves money.

00:35:09Let's keep it real.

00:35:09Everyone loves money.

00:35:10I think that this is gonna be a good time

00:35:12and hopefully I get my man.

00:35:14No, I'm definitely here for Jusky.

00:35:16I don't care about money.

00:35:17I'm here for my man.

00:35:18I'm ready to settle down with him.

00:35:20He's getting old like his time baby.

00:35:21And I know you've been waiting for the right one.

00:35:23I'm here for the bag.

00:35:24I'm here for my man.

00:35:25I'm here to show him why he need to with me.

00:35:28I'll be here to the last day shitting me.

00:35:31When I seen the ladies, to me, it's not giving.

00:35:35They're not giving.

00:35:36It's giving they're either here for clout or money.

00:35:40They don't want my man.

00:35:41They're just here just to be here.

00:35:43Jusky's gonna choose me.

00:35:43It doesn't matter what happens.

00:35:45I know that he's gonna choose me.

00:35:46I know that he knows what he has here.

00:35:48I know that he wants like NBA players on his family.

00:35:51So I know that he wants to get me pregnant.

00:35:53So might as well just choose me.

00:35:54Ain't no competition.

00:35:56Pretty heifer in this mother .

00:35:58Y'all hoes ain't shit.

00:36:00Y'all hoes stink.

00:36:01Y'all hoes ran through.

00:36:03Give it up.

00:36:04It's me.

00:36:05I win.

00:36:06You lose.

00:36:06I got money.

00:36:08I got food sales.

00:36:09I got personality.

00:36:11I got all of it.

00:36:12They just gotta do too much.

00:36:13We already know what the nigga like.

00:36:14The nigga like studs.

00:36:15The nigga like girls.

00:36:16Nigga, why not get a stud and a girl that got low mileage on the .

00:36:19When you think about elegance, class, sexual persuasion, these are the girls you think of.

00:36:26These girls are straight out of a magazine.

00:36:28And not all of them are straight.

00:36:40Ladies, ladies, congratulations on being selected.

00:36:45To be in could have been loved because we only select the most beautiful and well-rounded women on the

00:36:50planet.

00:36:50So that means that that is y'all.

00:36:53With that being said, tonight is an elimination, which means one of you is going home.

00:37:02But on the other hand, one of you will be receiving a one-on-one date on a private jet

00:37:08this evening with Drewski.

00:37:13Okay.

00:37:15Without any further ado, let's bring in our bachelor.

00:37:19Clap it up for Drewski.

00:37:27Drewski looks delicious in a suit.

00:37:30He looked so handsome.

00:37:31I just wanted to get in his suit.

00:37:34Drewski, Drewski, do you want to say anything to these ladies?

00:37:35Sit the down.

00:37:36Sit the down.

00:37:36Yes, daddy.

00:37:37This is a beautiful arrangement of women right here.

00:37:43Let's get to it.

00:37:44Keep in mind, one of you princesses is going back to her castle.

00:37:47I'm going to read a name.

00:37:49And if I read your name, that means you have been selected to stay.

00:37:51You can come up and collect your rose.

00:37:54I will read you your nickname that has been given to you by Drewski.

00:37:59If you earn a nickname, that means you earned your spot tonight in the could have been villa.

00:38:06Don't all clap.

00:38:06Not so fast.

00:38:07Yeah, one of you clapped just for no reason because one of you is going home.

00:38:10The first beautiful lady who will be staying in the house, continuing the competition for Drewski's Heart and $100,000,

00:38:16goes by the name of...

00:38:23Riley.

00:38:25Now Riley was exempt today because she showed up a little late and we gave you the benefit of the

00:38:29doubt.

00:38:30I didn't come empty-handed.

00:38:32I got you gushes because I knew you make sweet love and here's some flowers.

00:38:36Hold on.

00:38:36Who...

00:38:38I didn't do a date with her.

00:38:40She was a little bit late, but she has good parents and she seems like a good person.

00:38:44She's cute and smart.

00:38:46So I thought...

00:38:49Mm-hmm.

00:38:51I know you lied.

00:38:52Oh, okay, yeah.

00:38:53Now your nickname Riley for the rest of the show...

00:38:55Tardy.

00:38:56Me likey.

00:38:57I like that though, yeah.

00:38:58Me likey.

00:39:01Not too much.

00:39:03My name is Me Likey because he likey.

00:39:06Hey, who the is that though for real?

00:39:09Hmm?

00:39:09Who is that?

00:39:10Should we cut her?

00:39:11Do you like her or not?

00:39:12Me likey.

00:39:18Angel.

00:39:20Goddamn.

00:39:22Mutombo.

00:39:22I named you Dikembe Mutombo because...

00:39:25Well, I mean, your statue.

00:39:27You know what I'm saying?

00:39:28With that cheetah ass you got.

00:39:30Yeah.

00:39:31When I take it, Papi.

00:39:32Yeah.

00:39:32You know what Dikembe Mutombo is?

00:39:34I have no idea.

00:39:35Yeah.

00:39:36But I will be where you want me to be.

00:39:37Fuck it, yeah.

00:39:38What is Mutombo?

00:39:39I don't even know who is that.

00:39:41Like, come on.

00:39:42You could have chosen a lot of things.

00:39:446'7", 6'9", Big Mommy, Mutombo.

00:39:47Who is Mutombo?

00:39:48She's about 6'8", 6'9".

00:39:50You love tall girls.

00:39:52Yeah.

00:39:52You love all girls.

00:39:53That's right.

00:39:54You love girls who love girls.

00:39:56I don't let him hoes no more.

00:39:57I'm for you.

00:40:02Pamela in Montana.

00:40:04Mmm.

00:40:05What?

00:40:06Oh, you got the twins up here.

00:40:08Yeah.

00:40:08Ladies, your nickname is Chips and Salsa.

00:40:14We called y'all Chips and Salsa because y'all Mexican, right?

00:40:18Puerto Rican.

00:40:19Same shit.

00:40:20Same shit.

00:40:21If you say so.

00:40:21Same shit, yeah.

00:40:22If you say so.

00:40:23Give me our rooms, man.

00:40:25We love Chips and Salsa.

00:40:26Go find your room, Chips and Salsa.

00:40:28Gracias.

00:40:29Hey, which one is Chips?

00:40:30Which one is Salsa?

00:40:30The one on the right.

00:40:33One on the...

00:40:34Fuck it.

00:40:35The next woman who will be remaining with us, staying in the competition,

00:40:39having a chance to win $100,000, but more importantly, Drewski's heart,

00:40:47Lakin.

00:40:49Hmm.

00:40:49What?

00:40:50Okay, girl.

00:40:52She been clocking that tea all day.

00:40:53Uh-huh.

00:40:55Lakin, your nickname given to you by Drewski is Snowflake.

00:41:00Yeah, I like that.

00:41:00I like that.

00:41:01We call you Snowflake just because, I mean, she white.

00:41:06I don't know how much better.

00:41:08She white.

00:41:09Yeah, she white.

00:41:09Cause she gonna melt away real fast.

00:41:11Oh.

00:41:11Go find your room, Snowflake.

00:41:13Go find your room.

00:41:14You'll be with us the rest of the evening.

00:41:15I might be Snowflake, but I am not melting away, bitch.

00:41:18I am staying.

00:41:19Ladies, if you're still here, that means there's a very good chance you're not gonna make it,

00:41:25and you're gonna be the one eliminated, and you're gonna have to go right home after this.

00:41:28No, I mean, they don't.

00:41:29There's a very good chance.

00:41:30There's only one of them.

00:41:31Right?

00:41:32Yeah, but if you do the numbers, it's getting more and more likely it's gonna be one of you.

00:41:36The next woman.

00:41:43God damn it.

00:41:43Just say it, man.

00:41:44Fuck.

00:41:45Chanel.

00:41:46That's what the I thought.

00:41:47Oh, yeah.

00:41:48That's what the I thought.

00:41:49That's what the I thought.

00:41:50Yeah.

00:41:50My man ain't stupid.

00:41:51He funny, but he ain't done.

00:41:52Bend that ass over.

00:41:53Let that cushion breathe.

00:41:54Yeah.

00:41:56Yeah.

00:41:57Get my shit, nigga, playing with me.

00:41:59Yeah.

00:41:59What happened to your bustle?

00:42:00I almost had to slap a bitch in between the washer and the dryer,

00:42:02because you got me here playing with these hoes.

00:42:04Oh, okay.

00:42:04Chanel, your nickname for the competition.

00:42:06Say it loud.

00:42:07Say it proud.

00:42:08Is...

00:42:09Strap.

00:42:10Ooh.

00:42:11Mm-hmm.

00:42:12Because you know I keep that motherfucker.

00:42:14I keep that fucking nigga.

00:42:16Pew Pew, it's a 22, nigga.

00:42:19My new nickname is Strap, baby.

00:42:23You better know it.

00:42:25I'm gonna find my shit.

00:42:26Strap because you keep that motherfucker.

00:42:27Now, don't mind your room.

00:42:28You know, just so your hoes know.

00:42:29And I'm gonna meet you in it, too, nigga.

00:42:30That's right.

00:42:31Hey, come on, now.

00:42:33That's my man, bitch.

00:42:35Mine.

00:42:35The next lady is...

00:42:41Sentara.

00:42:42Mm.

00:42:43That's right.

00:42:44Damn.

00:42:45I like the way he's...

00:42:47I appreciate it.

00:42:48Sentara, your nickname is Mr. Man.

00:42:51That's right.

00:42:52Mr. Man.

00:42:53Mr. Man.

00:42:53Mr. Man for you bitches.

00:42:54Y'all make sure y'all remember that.

00:42:55Why'd you call her Mr. Man?

00:42:56I called him Mr. Man because your demeanor off bat,

00:42:59like you came in here with the MJ's on,

00:43:00the Michael Jordan's.

00:43:01I know you be hooping.

00:43:02And the dreadlock.

00:43:03You kinda got the job of rentin' dreads,

00:43:05so I didn't fuck with that.

00:43:06I mean, yeah.

00:43:07I'll fuck with that.

00:43:07If we was playing love and basketball, baby,

00:43:09I would've played for your heart,

00:43:10I would've beat all these hoes,

00:43:11and shit wouldn't even have been a PJ involved.

00:43:13Go ahead, man.

00:43:14Thank y'all.

00:43:14Yes, sir, mister.

00:43:15Thank you, sir.

00:43:16All right, now.

00:43:16You're full of shit, yo.

00:43:18Hey, man, you just sit the fuck down, bro.

00:43:21The next lady...

00:43:24is Jazzy.

00:43:26Who the fuck is Jazzy?

00:43:28Yes.

00:43:29Roll your ass up here, guys.

00:43:33Hey, spin that motherfuckin' around.

00:43:38Oh my God.

00:43:39I'm here with my papi, though.

00:43:41They don't always gotta have legs to fuck with me.

00:43:43I'm trying to have you fall me like a pretzel papi,

00:43:46you heard?

00:43:46Your nickname is...

00:43:48Wheels.

00:43:50Mm-hmm.

00:43:52Miss motherfuckin'.

00:43:52Yeah.

00:43:53Miss Wheels.

00:43:54Yeah, yeah.

00:43:55Go ahead, Wheels.

00:43:56The officer's like, oh my God.

00:43:58He's giving me a fucking pose this fucking leg.

00:44:00One lady who will continue at the Could Have Been Villa.

00:44:07Imani.

00:44:08Toodles, bitches.

00:44:10Excuse me.

00:44:10Imani.

00:44:11Hey, babe.

00:44:12Imani.

00:44:13Hi.

00:44:14Yes.

00:44:15You're so cute.

00:44:15That bitch fucking stinks.

00:44:17You're mad.

00:44:18Imani, your nickname is Perks.

00:44:22Yeah.

00:44:23Hi.

00:44:24I don't believe in drugs.

00:44:25I leave a clean, happy lifestyle.

00:44:27We good, baby.

00:44:28That's what I said.

00:44:28That's what we call you.

00:44:29Bye, hoes.

00:44:30Yeah.

00:44:30Bye, bitch.

00:44:32Fuck you.

00:44:33You're mad.

00:44:34I be mad too on that couch.

00:44:36Perk 10.

00:44:37Perk 20.

00:44:38Perk 60.

00:44:39Perk 100.

00:44:43Whitney.

00:44:44Piss me the fuck off.

00:44:45I know you fucking lying.

00:44:47You got to keep the cougar.

00:44:49You got to keep the cougar.

00:44:50She even acting like she on vacation.

00:44:51You got to keep the cougar now.

00:44:52What's not to like?

00:44:53Piss me off, Drew.

00:44:55Yeah.

00:44:55She got spider webs in her nigga.

00:44:58There's no spider webs.

00:45:00Sorry.

00:45:01Your nickname for the rest of the competition given to you by Drewski is Vintage.

00:45:06Vintage.

00:45:06Hey, Vintage though, because you kind of got like a vibe to you.

00:45:09You know what I'm saying?

00:45:10I like the outfit.

00:45:11Yeah, it's a sexy type vibe.

00:45:12All right, cool.

00:45:13Vintage can be sexy.

00:45:14Not thrift store.

00:45:15Not thrift store.

00:45:16Like nice ones.

00:45:17Yeah.

00:45:17Congratulations.

00:45:19See ya.

00:45:20Go find your room, Vintage.

00:45:21Will do.

00:45:22I don't know.

00:45:23I might be old, but don't knock it until you try it.

00:45:27Ladies, I want to remind you that yes, one of you will be going home tonight.

00:45:32But also, one of you sitting here right now will be going on a private jet one-on-one date

00:45:38with Drewski tonight.

00:45:43Grace.

00:45:44Woo!

00:45:46Dr. Umar, I stand for this.

00:45:48Grace.

00:45:49Yes, Grace.

00:45:49Your nickname is Earth.

00:45:53That's cute.

00:45:54Honestly, I can't lie.

00:45:55I'm not disappointed in that.

00:45:57I think it's cute.

00:45:58Congratulations on remaining in the competition.

00:46:01That next name.

00:46:06Rita.

00:46:07Woo!

00:46:10Excuse me.

00:46:11You're a big ass.

00:46:11Yup.

00:46:15Me and my man.

00:46:16Yeah.

00:46:16Fuckin' together.

00:46:18Fuckin' together, bitch.

00:46:19We fuckin' together, daddy.

00:46:21Yeah.

00:46:23All right, all right, all right.

00:46:23No, no, don't do that.

00:46:24We didn't give you a nickname yet.

00:46:25Your nickname, given to you by Drewski.

00:46:28Oh, God.

00:46:30Milkshake.

00:46:31Yeah, we gotta keep it the same, man.

00:46:34It said it on your ass.

00:46:36Yeah.

00:46:37Yeah.

00:46:38Uh-uh.

00:46:38It don't stink.

00:46:39Don't do that.

00:46:39No, I didn't say that.

00:46:40Don't do that.

00:46:41I just don't think you should do that again.

00:46:42But that's kind of like our foreplay.

00:46:44He be trying to get me a little nervous, little skin.

00:46:46It still made my coochie wet, because he was just trying to play.

00:46:49Studs and ladies.

00:46:54Stez.

00:46:55Your nickname, given to you by Drewski, is Won't Fuck.

00:47:00Won't Fuck.

00:47:01Won't Fuck.

00:47:02Yeah, Won't Fuck.

00:47:03Won't Fuck.

00:47:04Yeah, Won't Fuck.

00:47:04As in who Won't?

00:47:06You're damn near a virgin.

00:47:09Thank you, Won't Fuck.

00:47:11I don't fuck.

00:47:13So it's really won't fuck yet.

00:47:15We'll see.

00:47:16Ain't no telling.

00:47:17There's only one way to find out.

00:47:20And then there were five.

00:47:24God bless you, baby.

00:47:25Bless you, daddy.

00:47:27Bitch, cover your fucking mouth.

00:47:29Cover your mouth.

00:47:30You're doing a lot.

00:47:31That's disgusting.

00:47:32I might be allergic to these roses.

00:47:33You got a little something in your beard.

00:47:35You nasty motherfucker.

00:47:38You still my man, though.

00:47:39You're the nasty motherfucker.

00:47:41Thank you, bitch.

00:47:45It's Charisma.

00:47:48Hey, chill up, bro.

00:47:49Chill up, nigga.

00:47:50Come on, nigga.

00:47:51Hey, chill, nigga.

00:47:52Damn, damn, yeah.

00:47:54Come on, nigga.

00:47:55You knew better.

00:47:56Yeah, you got it.

00:47:57You knew better.

00:47:58Yeah.

00:47:59Stop playing with me, Drew.

00:48:00Nah, you got it.

00:48:01Charisma.

00:48:02Your nickname is Pit Bully.

00:48:04Hey, you need to change that, nigga.

00:48:06Hey, chill up.

00:48:07Hey, hey, hey.

00:48:07Look at that, boys.

00:48:08Like, you morning.

00:48:09Run, run, run, run, run, run, bitch.

00:48:11I'm not playing with you.

00:48:11You right.

00:48:12Come look at my nigga.

00:48:14Don't hide behind the tree.

00:48:15You ain't got to be scared, nigga.

00:48:16Yeah, you're not hiding.

00:48:16That's a coincidence.

00:48:17Bruh.

00:48:18Get some sleep, Pit Bully.

00:48:19Oh, nigga.

00:48:21I made that.

00:48:22Like a pit bull, nigga.

00:48:23Woo, woo, woo.

00:48:25See me?

00:48:26You know I'm on Demontown.

00:48:28Why don't you hit the boo code?

00:48:29Uh-huh.

00:48:30The final four.

00:48:32Ah.

00:48:33There's only three roses left.

00:48:34The next woman.

00:48:40Shea.

00:48:41Shea.

00:48:42Mm.

00:48:46Shea.

00:48:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:48:48Do a little spit her out of the head.

00:48:50Goddamn.

00:48:52Oh, shit.

00:48:53My belt.

00:48:53Sorry.

00:48:55She got ass.

00:48:57You know what I'm saying?

00:48:58I can't help it.

00:48:59Congratulations.

00:48:59Thank you, Shea.

00:49:01Your nickname given to you by Drewski.

00:49:04Yes.

00:49:04With affection.

00:49:05Mm-hmm.

00:49:05Is no English.

00:49:07Where you from again?

00:49:08Costa Rica.

00:49:09Okay, that's why.

00:49:10You don't really speak too much English.

00:49:12Okay, no English.

00:49:13So, no English it is.

00:49:14Yeah.

00:49:15And I can.

00:49:16Congratulations.

00:49:16No English, but got some ass.

00:49:19You know what I'm saying?

00:49:20You feel me, bro?

00:49:23I'm not used to this.

00:49:24Like, this is a crazy war.

00:49:26I'm a queen.

00:49:28Girls.

00:49:29There's three of you.

00:49:30And there's two roses.

00:49:32You do the math.

00:49:34If you don't pick me, I still love you, Drewski.

00:49:37Forever in my heart.

00:49:38Yeah, for sure.

00:49:39But that don't matter right now.

00:49:43How does each one of y'all feel?

00:49:44Scared as ****.

00:49:45Yeah, what the ****?

00:49:47How I'm in the bottom three, what the ****?

00:49:49Well, we know why you in the bottom three.

00:49:51Why?

00:49:52That's something my uncle will wear.

00:49:54Nah.

00:49:55I'm gonna figure it out.

00:49:56Girls.

00:49:57If I call your name right now,

00:49:59it means two things.

00:50:01It means one, you'll be staying here with us tonight.

00:50:05But it also means you will not be going on the private jet.

00:50:13That name is Jaren.

00:50:15Ah!

00:50:17Oh, my God!

00:50:18Yes!

00:50:19Why the **** you made me waste our money?

00:50:21Oh, my God!

00:50:22I'm gonna cry right now.

00:50:24I gotta go take a shower.

00:50:24I gotta take a shower.

00:50:25There's a lot of y'all that need to take a shower.

00:50:27Some of them need to get in the bath, for real.

00:50:29Yeah.

00:50:29Your nickname that you'll use for the rest of the competition

00:50:33that was given to you by Drewski is,

00:50:37let me touch him.

00:50:38He named me, let me touch him.

00:50:39That was a full shit ass nickname

00:50:41because you could've given me something else better.

00:50:42**** all these bitches, real shit.

00:50:44Too many people are talking about her chest size,

00:50:46but have you seen those tits?

00:50:47I don't blame them.

00:50:49Woo!

00:50:49Ladies, I think you know what this means.

00:50:52One of you will be receiving a rose.

00:50:54You'll be going on the private jet.

00:50:56You'll have a chance at Drewski's heart.

00:50:59The other one will be going home.

00:51:01How do you feel?

00:51:02He can't, she, she, he, she can't do what I could do.

00:51:06Yeah.

00:51:06Listen, he said he want a stud.

00:51:08We trying to see, is that what you really want?

00:51:11If I call your name, you're in.

00:51:13If I don't, you're out.

00:51:16That name...

00:51:17First night, first night!

00:51:22It's Courtney.

00:51:24Woo!

00:51:26Told y'all niggas.

00:51:27Told y'all niggas.

00:51:29Told y'all niggas.

00:51:30Told y'all niggas.

00:51:30They say the best for last.

00:51:31They say the best for last.

00:51:33Boy, you had me scared!

00:51:34Yeah!

00:51:35You had me scared!

00:51:36Yeah, my bad!

00:51:37Courtney, your nickname is Jamal.

00:51:38Yeah.

00:51:39Please don't call me.

00:51:41Hey man, we just, we just threw some shit together for that one.

00:51:43Please don't fucking call me that.

00:51:45Please don't call me that.

00:51:46Jamal!

00:51:46Hey, we threw some shit together, man.

00:51:47Man!

00:51:47We couldn't think too deep and too dark.

00:51:50Hell nah, man.

00:51:51But the could've came up with something better than that.

00:51:54Oh, my bad, Jamal.

00:51:55A real stud ain't doing no shit like that.

00:51:57And I'm optimistic about the situation.

00:51:59Congratulations.

00:52:00Congratulations, Jamal.

00:52:01Don't play with me like that no more, mother !

00:52:03Woo!

00:52:04You scared me!

00:52:05Damn!

00:52:06Yo, Jamal, Jamal!

00:52:15Hell yeah!

00:52:17What happened?

00:52:20What happened?

00:52:21Oh, shit.

00:52:24What happened?

00:52:25All right, girls.

00:52:26We had a little slip up.

00:52:28Steve Harvey, boy.

00:52:29You...

00:52:30Oh, shit, man.

00:52:31Jamal, I apologize.

00:52:32You picked the wrong guy.

00:52:34Man, come on, man.

00:52:35Titiana.

00:52:37Man, come on, man.

00:52:39Man, come on, man.

00:52:40Y'all some bullshit.

00:52:41I'm not alive!

00:52:42Y'all some bullshit.

00:52:44Y'all some bullshit.

00:52:46Hey, there's a way to...

00:52:48Y'all some bullshit.

00:52:50Y'all some bullshit.

00:52:50Drewski, you.

00:52:52You played me.

00:52:53That's his law.

00:52:54They made a mistake.

00:52:55My bad.

00:52:56Get on your knees for it.

00:52:58Wait.

00:52:58No, no.

00:52:59Okay, so...

00:53:00Yeah, just...

00:53:00Yeah, she gonna find a room.

00:53:02No, Jamal...

00:53:02Well, Jamal, just if you don't mind,

00:53:04if you just...

00:53:04You have to go home.

00:53:05Hey, it.

00:53:06You got the rows so she can get in the room?

00:53:08Oh, you...

00:53:10Jamal broke the rows.

00:53:11We're sorry about that, but congratulations.

00:53:14Not only are you staying with us tonight,

00:53:16but since you had to endure that entire selection process

00:53:20and be the last person with your name called,

00:53:23and literally at one point think you might be going home.

00:53:26Yes.

00:53:26You showed how much you really care about Drewski

00:53:28by how you stormed off and started crying.

00:53:31I think that goes a long way, and so tonight,

00:53:32you'll be going a long way on a private jet to California.

00:53:35No!

00:53:36Oh, my God.

00:53:37I swear to God.

00:53:38Get on your knees again, baby.

00:53:40Get on your knees.

00:53:41Okay.

00:53:42Oh, no.

00:53:42I was joking.

00:53:43I was joking.

00:53:43And for that reason, your nickname...

00:53:46Yes, yes.

00:53:46You're going on your first PJ.

00:53:48It's PJ.

00:53:49Your nickname is PJ, baby.

00:53:54You're gonna do a lot of time on your knees.

00:53:56Go pack your bags.

00:53:56We're gonna get out of here.

00:53:57We're gonna go to Los Angeles.

00:53:58How you that up, man?

00:54:00God damn it.

00:54:02Shit!

00:54:03In this competition, there's only one winner.

00:54:06And for everyone else, it's time to walk the plank.

00:54:09You ain't win the hunt down now.

00:54:10Your ass gonna have to swim.

00:54:13And if you can't swim, put a floaty on.

00:54:16They don't call me pretty hefe for no reason.

00:54:18Hey, as soon as I get them, it's as soon as they gone.

00:54:29Started with 18.

00:54:3217 remain.

00:54:38Hey, how's your prize fix lineup doing?

00:54:40Atlanta kicker is hot.

00:54:41Someone looking pretty smart right now.

00:54:44You're wearing a floaty in the hot tub.

00:54:46They told me the tub was gonna be a little deeper than this.

00:54:49Pick.

00:54:50Predict.

00:54:50Play.

00:54:51Prize picks.

00:54:52It's good to be right.

00:54:55Ladies, congratulations.

00:54:57You've officially made it past the first elimination.

00:55:00And all of you have an opportunity still to win this competition,

00:55:04win $100,000, and win, most importantly...

00:55:07My men.

00:55:08The love of Drewski.

00:55:09On the floor below us, there are an assortment of beds of all shapes and sizes.

00:55:13I'm not sure exactly how many.

00:55:16But those will be for you this evening.

00:55:18You need your beauty sleep.

00:55:20Please claim your beds.

00:55:24It's me.

00:55:25So I got to my bed.

00:55:26I got me a nice king-sized bed.

00:55:28No, bitch.

00:55:29Go find a bedroom before they come down here,

00:55:31because you're not taking my shit.

00:55:33I said what I said.

00:55:35No!

00:55:36No!

00:55:38You think that you can sleep with me, but you're not taking my shit.

00:55:41I can sleep with you?

00:55:42You definitely can, bitch.

00:55:43Oh, thank you.

00:55:44I will really appreciate people going away,

00:55:47because I want to sleep on my bed by myself.

00:55:51I ended up with the shortest in the house.

00:55:53Look at that.

00:55:54You hating on my little cut?

00:55:55Yeah.

00:55:56Come on, twin.

00:55:56Come on, shit.

00:55:57Yeah.

00:55:58Ben.

00:55:59She gonna get up.

00:56:00Why?

00:56:02Yo, get your ass out.

00:56:03Twin don't like you.

00:56:04We don't like you.

00:56:05All blacks.

00:56:06No whites allowed.

00:56:08Is this your bed?

00:56:09Yeah.

00:56:10That's all she was gonna get-

00:56:11Yup.

00:56:12What you doing, sweetie?

00:56:12I'm not sleeping here.

00:56:13I'm just chilling with you.

00:56:15What you gonna be in here?

00:56:16Prison rules.

00:56:17Prison rules, though.

00:56:18We gotta take a shower.

00:56:19Okay.

00:56:20You all laying all up in-

00:56:20Yeah.

00:56:22No.

00:56:22We're all dirty.

00:56:23Don't take it personal.

00:56:24I shower before I can-

00:56:25Yeah, cuz you came late.

00:56:26You probably still fresh.

00:56:27We been outside all day.

00:56:29I definitely wouldn't have survived on that bed.

00:56:31Look at it.

00:56:33This about to shut down.

00:56:36It break.

00:56:37It's bending.

00:56:40You fucking broke, motherfucker.

00:56:44I need my pajamas.

00:56:49I wanna take a shower, but I need my pajamas.

00:56:52There ain't enough beds for there are girls.

00:56:56There are no more rooms in this house.

00:56:59Like, are you kidding me, bro?

00:57:05Roast beef end up getting on the PJs, so I'm not understanding that.

00:57:10At all.

00:57:13This thick bitch.

00:57:16Goddamn.

00:57:16Some bullshit.

00:57:18I wanna see him.

00:57:19It's making us all upset.

00:57:20In a motherfucking jet with a .

00:57:22That don't need to be in a motherfucking jet with a .

00:57:25I belong in that motherfucking jet, but I wasn't giving up no .

00:57:28You took the right one.

00:57:29How the that end up with a motherfucking jet opportunity?

00:57:34Thank you, man.

00:57:36Thank you, brother.

00:57:36All right, I got some food for us.

00:57:38Pick six for two.

00:57:39You got everything.

00:57:40I'm gonna get my foot out thirsty.

00:57:42You see me?

00:58:00I don't know if she farted.

00:58:03She farted in that motherfucker.

00:58:04Did she fart that bitch out?

00:58:05I got up out that bitch in campaign.

00:58:07I got up out that bitch in campaign.

00:58:09I got up out that bitch.

00:58:10Everybody cleared the room.

00:58:11Big ass.

00:58:12Hit that farting.

00:58:12I got shit out of bed with you, crazy ass girl.

00:58:14I'm so glad there isn't no big bitch in this room,

00:58:17because they'll be shitting, making this shit look sick.

00:58:20I do gotta shit right now, I ain't gonna lie.

00:58:22But my shit, but my shit smell like roses.

00:58:25That shit better be quick-fastened.

00:58:29I just think this is a game.

00:58:31This is really my life.

00:58:32You're scaring me.

00:58:33I'm the number one pole dancer in the world.

00:58:36Name another bitch bigger than me.

00:58:40Exactly.

00:58:40It's gonna be cool, whole time is jail on the low.

00:58:44It's glorified institutionalism.

00:58:46Perks?

00:58:47Perks is definitely gonna be a problem.

00:58:48Bitches are here trying to just get some .

00:58:54This is what I'm gonna do to my man.

00:58:56I'm trying to put they on me,

00:58:58and I let this get in the bed with me, and that's cool.

00:59:00But she better keep her hands on that mother side.

00:59:02Due to Strapp's history in prison,

00:59:04we have just discovered her inability to stop talking.

00:59:07Because she's feeling it on my nerves.

00:59:09Like, I understand everybody think it's they n**** and shit.

00:59:11Bitch, shut the f*** up.

00:59:12Don't be talking about how you gonna f*** my n**** in my bed,

00:59:13so she only got a couple more times.

00:59:15Shut the f*** up.

00:59:16Like, bitch, shut up.

00:59:17Told my girl, you did say you was gonna get a big bed.

00:59:18I respect that, but go find it,

00:59:20because it's not this one.

00:59:21Bitch, shut up, bitch.

00:59:22Shut the f*** up and go to f***ing sleep.

00:59:24Don't be writing no checks your ass can't cash,

00:59:26because you're gonna be a batter myself.

00:59:28Bitch, I came here and let you live with me.

00:59:29For free at that, bitch, okay?

00:59:31It's my room.

00:59:32When Drewski travels, he travels privately.

00:59:34That way he can bring whatever beautiful girl he wants with him,

00:59:37and they can do whatever they want on the plane.

00:59:41What did they do on the plane?

00:59:42I don't know.

00:59:43It was private.

00:59:44See, you can't do this on a regular plane right here like that.

00:59:47Hell no.

00:59:47You know what I mean?

00:59:48You can't even do that in first class.

00:59:50Yeah, no.

00:59:51You know what I'm saying?

00:59:52How you feel?

00:59:53How you feel?

00:59:54You gotta open that up on that.

00:59:55Just pull that right there.

00:59:56You know, you know I'm from the trenches.

00:59:58You gotta help me.

00:59:59Hey, hey.

01:00:00I don't know everything.

01:00:02I don't know.

01:00:03Ooh.

01:00:05Ooh.

01:00:06Ooh.

01:00:06Oh, shit.

01:00:07Hey, that PJ take off immediately, though.

01:00:09Who about that?

01:00:09I think I'm straight in the air.

01:00:12Pull up.

01:00:13That motherfucker don't waste no time.

01:00:14Oh, God.

01:00:16In the view.

01:00:17You know what I mean?

01:00:19I better get out of here.

01:00:20Oh, my God.

01:00:22Ooh.

01:00:22Why I'm squeezing your hair harder than that?

01:00:26What the hell is right there?

01:00:28It's so pretty.

01:00:29Well, now, we good.

01:00:33Let me touch him.

01:00:34It's just giving.

01:00:35I want to be seen.

01:00:36I want to be seen.

01:00:37And now you're mad because your wig is torn apart.

01:00:39Like, she has nothing else to offer.

01:00:41Like, that needs to get up out of here, like, tomorrow.

01:00:44I haven't seen shit like that in my whole life, bro.

01:00:46Whatever.

01:00:48Y'all up.

01:00:49What's up?

01:00:49Move!

01:00:50I took one to the back, guys.

01:00:53I'm not going to recover.

01:00:54I got decked by a flower pot.

01:00:56Honestly, I don't even know.

01:00:57I don't even know what you were doing.

01:00:58It's still sitting down.

01:01:00No.

01:01:00When they start fighting, though.

01:01:02Them didn't find my shit up there.

01:01:03Them already go to sleep.

01:01:04Night-night.

01:01:05Y'all are lame.

01:01:08None of y'all are real .

01:01:12Girl, where is your bed?

01:01:14Girl, I did nothing to you.

01:01:17She's crazy.

01:01:18Yes, she is.

01:01:19I didn't think she was going to be like that.

01:01:21What happened up again?

01:01:22She's been going for an hour talking to her fucking self.

01:01:25I'm a crash out.

01:01:28I was here down and told motherfucking shit.

01:01:30Real shit.

01:01:30You can't get me on camera now.

01:01:32All them up there are faking .

01:01:33They can kiss my fat ass ass.

01:01:36These just think, oh, this is fighting because she's fighting.

01:01:39No, I'm fighting because my motherfucking hair fucked up.

01:01:41Should I go down?

01:01:42I'm going to go down there.

01:01:43But you ain't.

01:01:44You bet you won't.

01:01:45Who?

01:01:47I will.

01:01:47I will go check on that .

01:01:48What are you talking about?

01:01:49You smoking big ones.

01:01:51Why wouldn't I go downstairs?

01:01:53Y'all scared?

01:01:54Is it safe?

01:01:55I've been looking for you.

01:01:56Is it safe?

01:01:57You hear from my man, right?

01:01:58You want to share my man, right?

01:02:00That's why you should stay.

01:02:00That's why you should fight for him if you really with him like that.

01:02:03I with this man for real.

01:02:04But I came on this .

01:02:05I'm telling y'all for no reason.

01:02:07Sis, you want me to be honest with you?

01:02:09Yeah, be honest.

01:02:09You kind of antagonize that situation.

01:02:11I told you to chill .

01:02:12Don't play.

01:02:14Don't play.

01:02:15I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

01:02:19You ever dated the stud?

01:02:20No.

01:02:21You ain't never dated no stud?

01:02:23I ain't never dated no coochie, period.

01:02:24Oh, okay.

01:02:25That's good.

01:02:25I know they be trying.

01:02:27Oh, yeah.

01:02:27I might go to the booty club, spend a couple dollars on the .

01:02:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:32But I can't do it.

01:02:32Something wrong with the .

01:02:34Something wrong with the .

01:02:35I can't do nothing right with it.

01:02:37Something wrong with the .

01:02:38I can't do nothing right with it.

01:02:39I like .

01:02:41Okay.

01:02:41I feel that.

01:02:42I feel that.

01:02:42And it be bad .

01:02:43She's trying to get me the coochie.

01:02:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:50And I'll fight with them.

01:02:52That's just, you know, I'll fight with them.

01:02:53I don't give a .

01:02:54Y'all is not finna bully me.

01:02:55Because they're going to break my Achilles heel.

01:02:57Y'all still talking about the same for hours I can't even sleep.

01:03:01What?

01:03:01Shut up.

01:03:07Shut up.

01:03:08Shut up.

01:03:09Shut up.

01:03:10Because you're not going to screw up with me.

01:03:11Girl, it's 3 a.m.

01:03:12And you're asleep.

01:03:13Bitch, I'm going to .

01:03:14Shut the up talking to me.

01:03:15Because I'm going to if it's 5 a.m.

01:03:17So shut the up before I stop the out of you.

01:03:19Real shit.

01:03:20If any of you bitches so tired of me talking, y'all can take y'all ass upstairs.

01:03:24We can't hear you from the speaker.

01:03:26And what?

01:03:27And what?

01:03:28And what?

01:03:29And what?

01:03:30I'm not scared of you.

01:03:31And what?

01:03:31I'm not scared of you either.

01:03:33I'm not scared of you either.

01:03:34But y'all see any of these bitches.

01:03:36You see these bitches started with me though.

01:03:38Y'all see these bitches started with me though.

01:03:44You don't even know who the I tried to fight?

01:03:47Hey, sit your ass down.

01:03:48I'm not trying to.

01:03:49Oh, listen.

01:03:49I'm not trying to fight you.

01:03:52No.

01:03:53Come on.

01:03:54You want to fight with me for real?

01:03:56Now listen, come on.

01:03:57I don't want to fight with nobody here.

01:03:59I'm not retired, crash out on this bitch.

01:04:02If I crash out, you guys are going to feel it.

01:04:04I'm tired of this bitch.

01:04:05Bitch, what the is you?

01:04:06Look at that.

01:04:06Nobody's against you.

01:04:07So y'all it is.

01:04:09Get out my face.

01:04:16Mom.

01:04:21All the techs coming on the TV.

01:04:23Talking about my man.

01:04:23I got a message of course.

01:04:24I was excited.

01:04:25What are you talking about?

01:04:27Oh, hell no.

01:04:31What?

01:04:32Look at the screen.

01:04:33Look at the screen bitch.

01:04:39You're calling me.

01:04:40The call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

01:04:43These bitches ain't worried about this mansion being torped.

01:04:46They ain't here tearing all the shit up.

01:04:47The man said last night, whatever y'all do, do y'all big one thought or not.

01:04:50But don't break nothing.

01:04:51Bitches breaking shit left and right.

01:04:52Motherfuckers talking shit, can't remember what they said.

01:04:54I'm talking about, nah, replaying type shit.

01:04:56Bars, I ain't even trying to rap.

01:04:58I'm just here.

01:04:58Bitch, at this point, come up here and take a cat nap.

01:05:00Close your eye like this.

01:05:01I don't know what you're doing.

01:05:02And who piss in my toilet?

01:05:03What do you do a lot?

01:05:04What do you mean piss in my toilet?

01:05:05What do you do a lot?

01:05:05You know what?

01:05:07Let a bitch talk.

01:05:09These bitches don't stop talking.

01:05:11You're stupid if you think men don't hit me.

01:05:13Because they definitely do.

01:05:14Shut the fuck up.

01:05:14Clothes don't make the person the person make the clothes.

01:05:16I ain't worried about these hoes and I said that shit for fuck.

01:05:18I let it hang out.

01:05:19I feel like life is like playing spades.

01:05:22You spitting gems.

01:05:23You know something.

01:05:23I'm a old soul.

01:05:25I like that about you.

01:05:28So what's your body count?

01:05:29I wouldn't know.

01:05:31Oh, you don't know?

01:05:34Nah, I know my raw body count.

01:05:35Yeah.

01:05:36But I done sold some coochie in my time.

01:05:39Oh, you done sold it?

01:05:40I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.

01:05:42You lost count of your bodies and you were selling it?

01:05:44No, I can't.

01:05:45I can't.

01:05:45I can't do that.

01:05:46Uh-uh.

01:05:47Uh-uh.

01:05:48Uh-uh.

01:05:53What the hell happened to the bed?

01:05:55That's what I said when I got up.

01:05:57You talking about that when I said when I got up?

01:05:59Girl, you see?

01:05:59I got up and came back.

01:06:00This shit was flat.

01:06:01How you deflate the bed?

01:06:02Is that bed still deflated back there?

01:06:04No, it's deflated.

01:06:05Okay, y'all blew it back up.

01:06:06The mattress.

01:06:07Okay.

01:06:07Oh, you had to buy a new one?

01:06:09Nah, that's an expense.

01:06:10That's the jet expense.

01:06:12The air mattress on the jet probably about $200,000.

01:06:16How much that air mattress was for the jet?

01:06:18I couldn't tell you.

01:06:20Exactly.

01:06:21She couldn't tell you.

01:06:22It costs too much.

01:06:24Ah.

01:06:26Home sweet home.

01:06:30I enjoyed the view.

01:06:31I enjoyed everything.

01:06:32Girl, you don't know if you enjoyed it for real.

01:06:34Don't trust me.

01:06:35I do.

01:06:36This was mine right here, though.

01:06:37I enjoyed it.

01:06:37I had a lot of time to think about on the jet, you know, when you was like talking about

01:06:41like body count and all that type of stuff.

01:06:43I sold some coochie in my time.

01:06:45We'll wrap it up.

01:06:45Not my wife.

01:06:47Mm-mm.

01:06:48She ain't gonna just be selling it.

01:06:50You got a bargain on that kitty?

01:06:51Mm-mm.

01:06:52Mm-mm.

01:06:54Got you to go.

01:06:55You are an expense that I ain't willing to pay for.

01:06:59Why she still standing outside the door?

01:07:01I ain't got a no-no body count.

01:07:03I bet you I ain't one of them hoes in the house.

01:07:05Them bitches probably know they shit and they burning.

01:07:08I don't know why the f*** he left me out here.

01:07:11Girl, you got the chance of a lifetime.

01:07:12You got to fly on a PJ.

01:07:13No, not too many girls say they can experience that.

01:07:16No, especially from the trenches.

01:07:18Drewski let me know that girl was a whore, so she had to go.

01:07:21You live in LA, though?

01:07:23No.

01:07:24I live in Florida.

01:07:27You didn't bring your stuff?

01:07:31That's so f***ed up, Drewski.

01:07:33So f***ed up.

01:07:35This season on Could Have Been Love.

01:07:41Sometimes, a man finding love the second time

01:07:45is more powerful than the first.

01:07:47Hey, hey, come on with this.

01:07:49We need more security.

01:07:50They're gonna kill her.

01:07:52They might need to trick a lot of babies.

01:07:54She's 6'8", 325 pounds.

01:07:57Lock them up!

01:07:58These women want one thing and one thing only.

01:08:01Money.

01:08:02You know they say, more money, more problems.

01:08:04Well, we about to see.

01:08:04Right idea, wrong bitch.

01:08:07Love hurts.

01:08:08She broke my f***ing neck.

01:08:09The pain is only temporary.

01:08:11I never gave a f*** about no goddamn police, bitch.

01:08:15Because I flapped a f***ing neck.

01:08:17I thought she was sweet.

01:08:18I know this, my man, my man, my man.

01:08:20Your past may haunt you.

01:08:22If you want from me, bitch, there won't be no season, too, jeep.

01:08:24But out with the old and then with the new.

01:08:28Your time here has been great.

01:08:30Thank you so much.

01:08:31But your time here is done.

01:08:34Pull that f*** out.

01:08:35I'm gonna turn this out.

01:08:36Offside out.

01:08:37Selena Powell, I don't even know why men mess with her at this point.

01:08:40She's known to blast people and tell your whole business.

01:08:43Say f***ed me over first.

01:08:45She little a d***.

01:08:46She can't love you.

01:08:47Sky Bree and Drewski spotted out of MSG for the Lakers next game.

01:08:51We know who that is.

01:08:52All right, Ruby Rose.

01:08:54Now Sky Bree.

01:08:55I like my milk.

01:08:56Whoop-de-doo.

01:08:57They go to the d***, don't get you in some f***ed a bad s***.

01:09:00I bought a s*** at the highest value.

01:09:03Who done put an LLC on that s***?

01:09:04Bitch can't hold it in.

01:09:06All b***s out.

01:09:06Oh, they can't hold it in.

01:09:07Hey, hey.

01:09:09You can still have babies.

01:09:10F*** you, I'm not that old.

01:09:12Y'all playing in my f***ies.

01:09:14I couldn't f*** you if you were sticking your d*** in her.

01:09:16I f*** celebrities.

01:09:18I would rather die.

01:09:19Two white girls going at it now.

01:09:21Of course they feuding.

01:09:23Remember Squidward when he ate a bunch of the Krabby Patties?

01:09:26N***a, n***a, n***a.

01:09:27Why I can't get some of the money?

01:09:28I just got millions.

01:09:29N***a, 100,000.

01:09:30100,000.

01:09:36I want to see what it feels like to back into the handicapped parking spot.

01:09:39You're watching me, but you just said you don't know me.

01:09:41Bitch, once we beefy, we beefy for an awful.

01:09:44I'm sleeping in a big ass bed with a big ass f***.

01:09:47You f*** juice-ki?

01:09:48I don't want to face it.

01:09:48I'm going to have to deal with you.

01:09:50I'm not fighting anybody.

01:09:52I have claws.

01:09:52That b***h is emotional.

01:09:55I don't want to be a monster.

01:09:56I'm not a monster.

01:09:56They literally have, like, M&Ms for brains.

01:09:59Bitch, you're going to haunt the day, ho.

01:10:01Ah!

01:10:04Oh, s***!

01:10:07What the f***?

01:10:09Oh, s***.

01:10:10Day, ho!

01:10:11They swear.

01:10:12What the f***?

01:10:14It's giving very to performance.

01:10:16Every girl ain't finna be like, ooh, f***, ah, let me jump on it.

01:10:20I don't like no fake stud.

01:10:21No studs can have their strap-on still on.

01:10:23Ain't none of y'all boring with it.

01:10:25You got a f***?

01:10:25No.

01:10:25I don't remember that when I changed your diapers, m***hf***a.

01:10:28Send me home, b***h.

01:10:29I'm going to still whoop your ass, b***h.

01:10:31I'm young, rich, and I got a little itch.

01:10:35I'm a b***h.

01:10:36My man, my man, my man.

01:10:38What is my baby?

01:10:39It would have been love season two.

01:10:42Love don't cost a thing.

01:10:45Love don't cost a thing.

01:10:49If you laughed at all watching this video, go like and subscribe right now.

01:10:53It could have been.

01:10:55It could have been.

01:10:58It could have been.

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