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Full episode of DisMissed Miami by MTV featuring Celine, Grant & Josh and the second part of this episode with Daniel, Leah & Janelle, and aired in August 2003 on MTV
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00:00...and turns up that heat in Miami.
00:03What the f*** are you wearing?
00:05Fizzling South Beach gets wild as three hobbies play and one must walk away.
00:09You are dismissed.
00:10Slap on the sunscreen, because Dismissed Miami starts now.
00:14On this episode of Dismissed, Celine is ready for some action.
00:19I kind of like it when boys fight over me.
00:21And her date with Josh and Grant is off and running.
00:24Let's go! There you go!
00:25But one of these dogs is out of the race.
00:28We are dismissed.
00:30And later, Janelle gets Daniel all fired up, while Leah plays it cool.
00:35If I kiss you now, then you wouldn't have anything to refer to it.
00:38Which girl lights Daniel's fire?
00:41You are dismissed.
00:45Hey, I'm Celine. I'm 22 years old, and I'm a sophomore at Miami Dade Community College.
00:50I'm looking for a guy that has really good taste in music and that can show me a great time.
00:55I'm going out on this date today, and these guys better know how to rock and roll.
00:58Hi, my name's Grant. I'm 18, and I'm a musician.
01:01I'm really competitive. I don't care who this guy is.
01:03I can't stand to lose, and I'm not going to.
01:06There's no other guy like me, and there's no way I'm going to get dismissed.
01:09Hey, what's up? I'm Josh. I'm 21 years old, and I'm a senior at Lynn University.
01:12To my competitor, I hope you brought your A-game, because you're going down.
01:15Big turn-off for me is a skinny girl with a nice ass and big boobs.
01:18Guys, nothing. This is going to be cake.
01:20I hope this girl's hot.
01:22What's up, man?
01:23What's up, dude?
01:24What's your name?
01:24I'm Grant.
01:25I'm Josh.
01:26Josh?
01:26Where are you from?
01:26Miami.
01:27Miami?
01:28Yeah, I'm from New Jersey.
01:29Josh is a Jersey boy doing his best Miami imitation.
01:32Nice hair slick.
01:33Hey, you like my slickness?
01:35Yeah, well, I'm pretty slick. That's why I'm slick.
01:37You just wish you had hair like me.
01:38Look at that kid's earrings. It looks like a...
01:43Hey.
01:44How are you?
01:45What's up?
01:45First one I noticed was Grant. He's got more of my kind of style.
01:49How are you?
01:50Nice to meet you.
01:51I normally like girls that are curvaceous, but this girl, she has a face on her.
01:54Josh has got a really nice tan.
01:56What are we doing today?
01:57We're going to the Cordoza Hotel, right in here on Ocean Avenue.
02:01Ocean Drive.
02:02Oh, it's Drive. I'm sorry.
02:04Let's walk. Come on.
02:04Okay.
02:05The Cordoza Hotel is one of my favorite places to go, so good job, Josh.
02:10Here you go, hon.
02:14A gentleman always pull out of chairs for women, you know.
02:18What kind of guys do you like?
02:20I usually date older men.
02:21How old are you?
02:2221.
02:23I'm 22 shortly.
02:24I'm 22.
02:25You're 22?
02:26How two?
02:26I'm 18.
02:2718?
02:28He's a baby.
02:29I usually date older guys, but fresh meat's good every once in a while.
02:32What do you do?
02:33I'm a student.
02:34Where?
02:34Boca or Tom Flora.
02:36You know what that is?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Don't like Boca girls, huh?
02:38I don't like Boca.
02:40Boca girls are rich, snobby bitches.
02:42Have you lived there all the other?
02:43Yeah.
02:43I just got back from New York, though.
02:45You're from New York?
02:46I was born in New York, but I grew up in France and Sweden, like.
02:49Looks to me like he's grown up in basements all over here.
02:52What kind of music you into?
02:53I like punk rock.
02:55Yeah?
02:55Like Descendants or what?
02:58Love the Descendants.
02:58They're awesome.
02:59You play?
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01So you're in a band?
03:01Yeah, I play for Pharrell.
03:03It's a Miami-based band right now.
03:05Okay.
03:06Cool.
03:07She's impressed.
03:08Yeah, we're getting into the bands.
03:09Let's not say we did.
03:10Hi.
03:11I like music.
03:12I just don't like the punk music.
03:13Do you go to a lot of shows?
03:15I try to.
03:16That's, like, what I like to do.
03:17I know that Josh is definitely sweating the fact of me and so they are clicking.
03:20What kind of music is your band?
03:21It's on.
03:22It's aggressive.
03:23It's got an original sound to it.
03:25My biggest influences are, like, Tool, Glass Draw, Thursday.
03:29If I hear another band name, I'm going to scream.
03:31Look, Brent.
03:32You're a nice guy and all, but you know what?
03:34I don't want to hear about your band anymore, okay?
03:35So do me a favor.
03:36Why don't you take a time out?
03:37Go to the bathroom to see if the toilet's gleaming for me, okay?
03:39It's catch-up time.
03:40Now finally I got her to myself.
03:43This is the way I should talk to him, right?
03:45I guess.
03:45Is it impressive?
03:46Josh is definitely cocky, but I still think that he's a nice guy.
03:50What other things do you like to do for fun?
03:52I like to go to the beach.
03:53I go to the beach at least once a day, especially in the summer because it's so hot.
03:56I love to swim in the ocean.
03:57If you're going to college for any Miami game?
04:00I can't wait.
04:01You want to go to parties to start up?
04:02Criminal justice?
04:03I can see you in the cop uniform.
04:05You can see me in the cop uniform?
04:06With a gun?
04:07Nightstick.
04:07Nightstick?
04:08And what else?
04:09I don't know.
04:10But the nightstick would be pretty big, huh?
04:12No, I'm only teasing you.
04:15Pick my room in my mouth, huh?
04:16Sometimes.
04:17Do you think it gets me anywhere?
04:18Maybe.
04:19Yeah?
04:19Talk the right way.
04:20I usually do talk the right way.
04:23Josh is probably finding out that he doesn't really have much in common with Celine right
04:26now.
04:27Do you go down here a lot?
04:28Uh, not really.
04:28I usually go to like Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach.
04:31I go up there sometimes when I go to concerts.
04:33What kind of 80s music do you like?
04:34I like old 80s, like Blondie and...
04:37Like A-ha and all that?
04:38Yeah, I love it.
04:39You don't like that?
04:40No, I love that.
04:41I don't like Blondie or anything like that.
04:43Like Springsteen's my favorite.
04:44I love Bruce Springsteen.
04:45He actually does have some good taste in music.
04:48You like the Rolling Stones?
04:49I love the Rolling Stones.
04:50I've written songs in the concert.
04:51Skitty Wentwood?
04:52Are you still in the concert?
04:53This timeout's over, and I'm sure Celine's probably dying of boredom by now, so we're
04:57going to go break this up.
04:58All right, guys, timeout's over.
04:59Oh, no, you're back.
05:00By the way, the bathroom was really nice.
05:02You should go check it out, man.
05:03Josh, your date's over, so you guys need to finish up.
05:07We're going on my date.
05:07Where's your date going to be at?
05:08We'll see.
05:09Uh-oh.
05:10It's a surprise.
05:10Oh, God, no, I'm scared.
05:12Let's get going.
05:13At this point, it's up in the air.
05:14Grand is more my style, but Josh's cockiness is kind of intriguing.
05:18Josh, you are a fool, and you need to go to back to Jersey.
05:22Up next on Dismissed, all bets are off when Grant takes Celine and Josh to the dog track.
05:28This is the absolute worst place you can bring a date.
05:31Where Celine ups the stakes.
05:33But I always see guys on Dismissed trying to get two girls to kiss, so I figured I'd try
05:37to turn the table.
05:37Looks like one of these guys is going to lose his shirt we are dismissed.
05:42And later, Janelle tells Leah to bring her A-game.
05:45You need to step up your game if you want to win.
05:48Well, Leah thinks Janelle's already lost Daniel.
05:51I know I'm going to win, so she can just pack it up and go home.
05:54One of these girls is going home a loser.
05:57Yeah, you're dismissed.
06:09So we're here at Flagler Dog Track in Miami, and we're going to bounce some dogs tonight.
06:14I brought Celine and Josh here to the Flagler Dog Track because I wanted to do something
06:18different, something that you don't usually do in Miami.
06:21This is the absolute worst place you can bring a date.
06:24F to you, ladies.
06:26Oh, ladies, huh?
06:27Boys, boys, boys.
06:29I kind of like it when boys bite over me.
06:31So are you guys good kissers?
06:33I'm a very good kisser.
06:34Just ask the girls I've gone out with.
06:36Oh, yeah?
06:37You know what I think's really hot?
06:38What's hot?
06:39Once you guys kiss.
06:40What are you f***ing kidding me?
06:41Actually, I really don't, but I always see guys on Dismissed trying to get two girls to
06:45kiss, so I figured I'd try to turn the table.
06:47He used to be my Romeo.
06:49I totally just got sick.
06:51Come on.
06:52I totally got sick.
06:53I'll sit over here.
06:54I like when two girls go at it.
06:56That really turns down.
06:58See, I love to watch that stuff.
06:59You sure you do?
07:00I don't even need to say anything bad about Josh because he's already doing it to himself.
07:04When did you lose your virginity?
07:06Thirteen.
07:07Thirteen?
07:08Boy, you beat me by a year.
07:10How about you?
07:11I was seven.
07:11Sixteen.
07:12Sixteen.
07:13Was it good or was it?
07:13No, it was horrible.
07:15It was horrible.
07:15The first time is always horrible.
07:16Yeah.
07:16It's just, you don't know what to expect.
07:17You're nervous.
07:18It hurt, yeah.
07:19Finally, we're talking about something where I have a lot of input.
07:21What was your favorite band you saw with all the blues, though?
07:23I had never seen Jane's Addiction, so they were really good, but I really, really liked
07:29Queens of the Stone Age.
07:30You keep talking about bands.
07:31Like, who cares?
07:32Because bands are cool.
07:33You actually think so?
07:34I didn't come on the stage and talk about bands.
07:36I came on the stage to get a girl.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:40Look how cute.
07:42Go ahead and check them out.
07:43All right.
07:43Let's talk.
07:44All right.
07:44The cute they are.
07:45There he is, number five.
07:47All right, let's go place our best.
07:48Okay, let's go.
07:51My doggie wins.
07:52I'm going on a shopping street.
07:54Here we go.
07:55Here we go, baby.
07:56Come on.
07:57Come on, go, go.
08:00Come on, go, go, go, go.
08:01Come on, go, go, go, go.
08:02There you go.
08:03She's last.
08:05Almost on the lead.
08:06Number two.
08:07Go.
08:14Go.
08:16I was going to bet on Sugar Mama and she won.
08:18I should have trusted my gut.
08:20We might have all have lost, but you are the real loser.
08:25You need to go take a timeout, buddy.
08:27Grant pulled out this timeout card because he knows this date sucks and he's trying to redeem
08:30himself.
08:31How do you feel the day's gone so far?
08:32Pretty good.
08:33By the way, I didn't get a good look at your tattoo.
08:35Think I could get a good look at it?
08:37The look, kind of the glance.
08:40Nice.
08:41It's pretty big for a little girl like me.
08:43He has no skill.
08:44He has no game.
08:45How's he going to be able to put the moves on her?
08:46So what's your band's name?
08:48Pharrell.
08:49Pharrell, like Pharrell.
08:50Pharrell.
08:52Pharrell.
08:53Pharrell.
08:54Pharrell.
08:54One of the best bands in Miami right now.
08:56The next show is on the 27th this month and that's at Automatic Slaves.
09:00You're in a band and you're really involved in it.
09:03Would you even have time for a girlfriend?
09:05Um, I'm trying to make time, but...
09:09It's definitely your number one player.
09:10Pharrell definitely comes first.
09:12This timeout is over.
09:14I'm going to go break up their little party.
09:15Uh-oh, timeout's over, man.
09:17Uh-oh, here we come.
09:20He's back.
09:21All right, guys, just like these dog races, there's only one winner and one of you guys
09:27has to be dismissed.
09:28Graham has no personality and that's going to get him dismissed.
09:31With everything that me and Celine have in common, with music and style, there's absolutely
09:35no way that I'm going to get dismissed.
09:37Josh, thank you so much for bringing me to the Cardozo Hotel.
09:40You're a great guy.
09:40We do have different interests, but it seems like we kind of have something in common.
09:45And Grant, thank you so much for bringing me to the Greyhound track.
09:49It was cool.
09:50We do have a lot in common musically, but I do think that you're a little too young for
09:55me.
09:56So I'm sorry, Grant, but you are dismissed.
09:59Yes!
10:00Ha!
10:01Nice to meet you.
10:02Bye, Grant.
10:04Goodbye, baby.
10:05Keep going, Grant.
10:06I just got dismissed and I'm kind of surprised.
10:09Why'd you pick me?
10:11Well, me and Grant have a lot in common, but I just got really sick of them talking about
10:14his band so much.
10:16I'm going to go home and forget about all this and the two of them can kiss my...
10:20I think there is going to be a second date.
10:22I don't know, cocky boy.
10:24Cocky boy, yeah.
10:25This cocky boy is going to be taking you out real soon.
10:29Hey, what's up, guys?
10:30My name's Daniel.
10:31I'm 23.
10:32I'm a finance major and I go to the University of Miami.
10:34I'm a really athletic guy.
10:35I do gymnastics.
10:37I was captain of the track team and I work out in my spare time.
10:40I'm definitely open to hooking up with these girls and I'm not afraid to make the first
10:43move.
10:44Hi, my name is Leah.
10:45I'm 24 and I'm a professional dancer.
10:47I stay very active.
10:48I'm in dance, bigger skating, gymnastics, martial arts, and modeling.
10:53If this guy knows what's good for him, he's not going to dismiss me.
10:56My name's Janelle.
10:57I'm 23 and I was born and raised in Miami, Florida.
11:01I don't really have a problem picking up guys.
11:03You know, I'm an attractive girl, so it's kind of easy.
11:05I usually make the first move on a date, so I'm up for giving him a kiss if it's a
11:10good
11:10time.
11:11Wow.
11:12She definitely has a crazy outfit on.
11:14She looks bitchy.
11:16Hi.
11:17Hi.
11:17Janelle.
11:18I'm Leah.
11:19Seriously, Leah, what is with that outfit?
11:21She looks kind of dull.
11:23I'm ready.
11:23How are you, are you?
11:24All right, let's go.
11:25I like your outfits.
11:27I like yours, too.
11:28Bring it on, sister.
11:32Hi.
11:34Hi.
11:35Hi.
11:36Daniel.
11:37Janelle.
11:37Janelle.
11:38Hi.
11:40Hi, I'm Leah.
11:41Hi, Leah.
11:42Wow, they're both very different, but unique.
11:45I do them.
11:46Where are you guys from?
11:47I'm from Miami.
11:48You're from Miami.
11:49Are you?
11:49Yes, I'm from Miami.
11:50I'm from Orlando, Florida.
11:51You're from Orlando, Florida.
11:52How are you from?
11:53I was born and raised in Miami.
11:55You have beautiful eyes, too.
11:57I think Leah is just a little bit on the ditzy side.
12:01Whose date is this?
12:01This is my date.
12:03I'm taking you to Sundays on the Bay.
12:05I know it's drizzly out, but, you know, I think we'll have fun anyways.
12:08I think we can manage that.
12:10Leah, I am definitely ready to bring it, so you need to step up your game if you want to
12:14win.
12:15All right, Janelle, so what's the craziest date you've ever been on?
12:17Okay, it's the craziest date I've ever been on.
12:20No lie.
12:22No lie.
12:23This is the craziest date I've ever been on.
12:24Sure, here it comes.
12:25Okay.
12:26I was with my date and some friends going to Key West.
12:28We were at Key West.
12:29And in the window, there are these tighty-whities, guys, pants underwear, that say, I love to park Key West.
12:38My friends and my date dare me to put it on.
12:40So I'm wearing, you know, those underwear, cowboy belts, and a tank top like this, and high heels.
12:45And so we're walking down the street, and it was just crazy.
12:48I mean, you know, what girl is wearing that?
12:50Janelle's embarrassing story.
12:51I mean, I like it.
12:52It makes her seem a little more scandalous.
12:53What's your fantasy?
12:59Because I would like to make it come true.
13:02Wow.
13:03I'll tell you my fantasy.
13:05I always wanted to make love underneath a waterfall.
13:08I like waterfalls.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Not original at all.
13:11So what about you two?
13:12I guess I would say in a library.
13:15In a library.
13:16Because why?
13:17Just because, you know, I'm with Mark Burrell, spending a lot of time in libraries.
13:21Mind wanders.
13:23Wow, Janelle.
13:23Can't get caught.
13:24You know, there's so much going on in a library.
13:27Tell me about your fantasy.
13:28You know, I think he doesn't really have to tell you.
13:31Maybe he can just tell me on our time out.
13:33Well, you'll miss me then.
13:34Have fun.
13:36Well, Janelle just gave me this time out card.
13:39Because I think she feels threatened by me.
13:42So, um, what was the fantasy you were talking about?
13:44Um, kind of like a Dr. Seuss book, you know?
13:46I'm in a hat, in a plane, in a train.
13:49So, you know, anywhere, really?
13:51No, of course.
13:53I'm not worried at all if they're getting close.
13:55Just probably putting him to sleep by now.
13:57I'm a little nervous.
13:58I don't know what to say.
13:59No, you don't have to be nervous.
14:00God, I feel like I'm in third grade again.
14:03That's so cute.
14:05No, I'm captured.
14:06You're captured.
14:20So, I'd say it's a good time, though.
14:27Really?
14:29So, you never told me the fantasy?
14:32I'm having one.
14:34I'm having one.
14:40I'm really sweating now.
14:42Oh, my God, me too.
14:44Oh, my God, it's really hot right now.
14:46You are really hot.
14:48So are you.
14:49Well, my timeout is up, and I'm going to go rescue Danny from that dulcie hag.
14:53So, did you guys have fun on your timeout?
14:56Oh, my God.
14:56Did she bore you to sleep with a long story?
14:59Sleeping here.
15:00Yeah, long story.
15:01Dreaming.
15:02Long stories.
15:04Well, now it's my turn.
15:05We're actually going to have some real fun.
15:07We're going to go out to the beach.
15:08We're going to go on a water trampoline.
15:10Oh, my God.
15:10Let's go.
15:11So, let's go.
15:11I know I'm going to win, so she can just pack it up and go home.
15:14I would definitely say that I'm ahead of the game right now.
15:18Leah doesn't have a clue.
15:19It's anybody's game.
15:20Up next on Dismissed, Daniel slides into Leah's wet and wild water date and tries to get into her pants.
15:27Leah, let it rip.
15:29Just get out of those shorts.
15:31One girl is slick, while the other is just all wet.
15:35Dismissed.
15:42All right, you guys.
15:44This is my date.
15:44We're out here at the beach.
15:46And we're going to have some fun on the water trampoline.
15:48The weather has cleared up, so we're going to have some fun now.
15:51I think the water trampoline is a perfect choice for someone who is such a tramp.
16:08Never before, I'll let you die.
16:16Oh, no.
16:26Leah, what do you consider to be your best physical trait?
16:29I would say probably my legs.
16:32I have dancer legs.
16:33Your legs, you do have dancer legs.
16:35Muscle legs.
16:36Nice, nice.
16:37Why do you wear shorts if you have such nice legs?
16:41Leah, let it rip.
16:43Just get out of those shorts.
16:44What about you, Janelle?
16:45What do you consider to be your best physical trait?
16:47Um, I'd say calves.
16:49These are calves.
16:50Ooh, cheese fat legs.
16:53I see these legs.
16:57Oh, wow.
16:58My next best trait would probably be my ass.
17:01Your ass.
17:02Out of buns of steel, baby.
17:03Right there.
17:04Right there.
17:06My focus right now is on Leah because I'm attracted to her.
17:09What about you?
17:10What's your best physical feature?
17:12My best physical feature.
17:14Well, you can't see it.
17:17What about your abs?
17:19You have good abs.
17:20Oh, no.
17:21Wow.
17:22Nice.
17:23I think it's time for you to have a timeout.
17:25I want you gone.
17:26All right.
17:26Sister.
17:27Try not to miss me.
17:28Don't worry.
17:29We won't.
17:30Leah gave me this timeout card.
17:32I think just because she's a little intimidated and needs time to prove herself.
17:36I was wondering if, like, maybe my next little sword, if you could perhaps give me a massage or...
17:43A massage?
17:43Yeah, massage.
17:44Yeah.
17:45Is that out of line?
17:47No, it's not.
17:49Oh, gosh.
17:57So, tell me, what are your turn-ons and...
17:59Oh, wow.
18:01Massages.
18:02Massages.
18:02Yeah.
18:07Legs.
18:11More massages.
18:13Now, do you like just a back massage or, like, a whole...
18:16Oh, well, I mean, all-inclusive is...
18:18Like, a whole entire body massage.
18:20Entire.
18:21Spare no expense.
18:23All right.
18:25Sonic Navy, you kiss as good as you get massages.
18:31Wow.
18:32If I kiss you now, then you won't have anything to refer to if you choose me out of you.
18:36Could be true.
18:39So, I'd rather keep you made it in suspense.
18:41Keep me in suspense?
18:42I like suspense.
18:42That way you'll be more of a surprise.
18:44That's a good move.
18:45My timeout is done, and I'm gonna go claim what's mine.
18:50Hey, did you guys miss me?
18:53Definitely.
18:55Girls, I have to make my decision now.
18:59We're coming up on the dismissal, and I'm feeling pretty confident right now.
19:03Honestly, I think right now it's anyone's game, and me and Leah are pretty much tied.
19:08Girls, I had a great time today.
19:09Janelle, thanks for taking me to Sundays on the Bay.
19:11I had a great time.
19:13It's the best timeout I could put in.
19:15Leah, thank you for taking me to the beach.
19:17I like the water trampoline.
19:20Thank you for the massage and our timeout.
19:22It was very good with your hands.
19:24Janelle, I feel like we have good chemistry together, and I look forward to going out
19:29with you again, so I'm sorry, but you're dismissed.
19:32All right.
19:33Just don't know what you're missing.
19:37Thanks.
19:41I'm kind of bummed, but there's plenty of them out there in the sea.
19:46So, Janelle, were you surprised that I picked you?
19:48Well, at first, I definitely thought you would pick me, since we seemed to hit it off so well
19:53and everything, but then, in the water, like, you seemed to have more fun with Leah, so I
19:58was kind of a little worried, but, you know, it worked out.
20:01Daniel's definitely missing out on a good time, what he would have had with me, and he's
20:05definitely missing out on this.
20:06Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me.
20:09Oh.
20:12Oh.
20:14Oh.
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