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Episode of MTV DisMissed with Tobie, Andy & JD.

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00:00Hi, I'm Toby. I'm from Dana Point, California.
00:05I think it'd be really cool to meet two different guys.
00:07Two guys that I've never met before and have a little competition.
00:12My ideal man would probably be a really funny, honest, real guy that wasn't afraid of me himself.
00:18My name's Andy.
00:22This is my tree. This is one of my trees.
00:25His name's Timmy.
00:26I'm taking classes at my junior college in landscape design.
00:30I design bushes, basically.
00:32My trees love me.
00:35They keep me safe.
00:37Yeah, I'm TV. I'm JD.
00:41And I do construction, I build houses, and I resell them for more money.
00:46I might have to get a little rough with this guy.
00:48But you know, all's fair. I love him more.
00:51You want some? Let's go. Let's get it on.
00:53That's right.
00:56Hey, you got to do the homie hug, dude.
00:59All right, dude.
01:00Homie hug.
01:00All right.
01:01Hope you got a pen and paper writer, homie.
01:02Because you're going back to school today.
01:04Let's get it on.
01:05Like that. Come on, tell me.
01:05That's right, dude.
01:07I don't know about the striped shirt. Maybe he does.
01:10But my first impression is he's a major clucker.
01:14Where's this chick at?
01:15I want to see this babe.
01:19Yeah!
01:20What's up, girl?
01:21How's it going, guys?
01:22Hey, I'm JD.
01:23Nice to meet you, JD.
01:24Nice to meet you.
01:24I'm Toby.
01:25Andy.
01:26Oh, damn.
01:26This girl is hot.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29My first impression of the guys when I first walked up was that they seemed pretty excited.
01:33It was cool.
01:34All right, what's up, guys?
01:35We got a great date planned for her.
01:37Not you.
01:37And first of all, we're going to ride this bike.
01:40Everybody jump up and down because we've got a really cool bike.
01:42After that, we're going to have a picnic and we're going to fly a kite.
01:47I'm going to teach her how to fly a kite.
01:49The date sounds like a lot of fun.
01:51I'm really excited to see how these guys react in different atmospheres.
01:55Well, let's fly it.
01:55All right, well, first, let's ride away.
01:56Let's go.
01:59This is awesome.
02:05What's this on your back right here?
02:07I don't know.
02:08What is this?
02:10What is that?
02:11It's good.
02:11Oh, that's for you, dude.
02:15That's for you right there.
02:16I'm not putting it on my forehead.
02:17No.
02:23I mean, what's your ideal girl?
02:25Like, Andy?
02:27I like girls that work on Chevys.
02:29And you?
02:31I like girls that aren't fat, but are all that.
02:34What about you?
02:34Are you picky?
02:35I'm very picky.
02:36Probably overly picky.
02:37I'm like, a guy does one little thing and I turn it into the hugest thing and it'll bug me.
02:42Do you find anything wrong with that?
02:43I don't find anything wrong with you.
02:44I think you're great.
02:46And a hug.
02:47And a hug.
02:47Thank you so much.
02:49Totally.
02:50You guys are both great.
02:51I thought it was sweet to set up a picnic.
02:53I mean, I've only been taken on picnics probably like twice in my life, but I really enjoy them.
02:57I think they're very personal and fun.
03:00It was really sweet.
03:00It was really fun.
03:01One of your little sweet little romantic dates right there.
03:04And we also have some kite flying still to do, I'm sure.
03:07I'm ready to fly some kites.
03:08Go get her.
03:11Go get her.
03:14Mama, I know you said you wanted a record that you could listen to.
03:18No.
03:19I'm the bomb.
03:20What is he doing over there?
03:21I don't know.
03:21What is he doing?
03:22He kind of ditched us, huh?
03:24That's right.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I wish JD would have paid a little bit more attention to me and maybe showed a little bit
03:30more interest than he did.
03:32And he was cool.
03:33Even though he was shy, he still wanted to make it known that he was making an effort
03:37and then he was trying to get in and see what I was like.
03:41Give me a little help with your kite.
03:42Let me see it real quick.
03:43There's like a piece of...
03:45Oh, dude.
03:47Damn.
03:48There's your kite, buddy.
03:49Go get it.
03:49What's up with that?
03:50But, you know, I really wasn't going to have to do this, but here's your timeout card anyway.
03:54Whatever.
03:55There's your kite.
03:56Don't cry.
03:58What he did was he just cut my kite right before I was getting to like extreme levels.
04:03I was like getting way, way up there to really impress her.
04:06And then he cut it.
04:07Snap, bam, boom.
04:08He cut it.
04:09I was like, bam.
04:11I'll screw around when everyone else is around, but there's a time to be funny and a time to
04:15chill out.
04:16Exactly.
04:16It kind of seems like you're really, I don't know, kind of shy and standoffish a little
04:21bit.
04:21I mean, I like...
04:22No.
04:22I think you're cool.
04:23I...
04:23Sorry, did you not want me to touch you?
04:25I didn't know.
04:26I just...
04:27I don't know.
04:28I guess I just get kind of nervous.
04:29So you do like me?
04:30You're just...
04:30Yeah.
04:31No.
04:31It's just your personality?
04:32No, you're sexy, girl.
04:34Sexy.
04:35I just want to lay my head down right here.
04:37What you really like to you can't.
04:38Okay.
04:39Okay.
04:40I don't know if Jody's going to like this.
04:41It's all right.
04:43I don't know if I like it.
04:43When the timeout is over, I'm going to go back there, and I guarantee you, I absolutely
04:49guarantee that Toby will leave that she's not alone with that guy anymore.
04:53Trust me.
04:54I don't want...
04:55I don't want a cool guy to come back.
04:56You don't want a cool guy to come back?
04:57Yeah, he's annoying.
04:58You do?
05:00Hey, Toby.
05:01Oh, you're going sorry for birdface, huh?
05:04Great.
05:05Hey, I'm sick and tired of this cheap-ass day.
05:08It's like so lame.
05:09Let's go somewhere where it's going to be a little bit more fun, a little more action.
05:12We're going to be a little wet and wild.
05:13I've got a special date planned for us.
05:15Do you?
05:15For us.
05:16Yeah.
05:16Cool.
05:16All right.
05:17Let's go.
05:17Let's do it.
05:17Come on.
05:18Let's go.
05:19Let's just chill now.
05:20This is my casa via Hollywood Hills.
05:23Come on in.
05:24Wow.
05:25Cool.
05:26Thanks.
05:27Nice.
05:28I'm sick of your ass.
05:30So this is up for you, buddy.
05:32Time out.
05:33Sit back.
05:34Kick back.
05:34And watch a pro at work.
05:35Let's go.
05:36All right.
05:37Pro.
05:37Bye, Andy.
05:38Bye, Toby.
05:39Be careful.
05:40He's been drinking.
05:43I think Toby's scared for her life.
05:45And for a special gift for you, I'm going to give you some bath and some shower things.
05:52Oh, it's so pretty.
05:52And this is just not as pretty as you are.
05:55Hey, by the way, is your father a thief?
05:57No.
05:58No?
05:59He's not?
05:59Well, he must be because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them right in your eye.
06:03Really?
06:04Yeah.
06:05Where'd you get that one?
06:05The last thing I like are lines, especially lines that get used and used and used and recycled and recycled, so.
06:14You're so sweet.
06:15You gave me a toothache.
06:16I swear.
06:17I want to make you feel special like the special thing you are.
06:20How come you bust out those lines all the time?
06:23Because maybe you haven't heard them before.
06:27But I have.
06:28But I have.
06:29She doesn't go for the Mac Daddy, you know, like most girls do, but, you know, it's all good.
06:36You ever had a lollipop kiss before?
06:38A lollipop kiss?
06:40No.
06:40That's what I want you to do.
06:42I want you to close your eyes and puck your lips.
06:44The main thing you have to understand here is that I'm not going to let you kiss me.
06:51When he first told me to close my eyes and puck her up for the lollipop kiss, I was like, I'm going to go ahead and think about that.
06:57No.
06:57I think JD is probably making the move of all moves, and I don't even want to know what kind of moves he's got up his sleeve.
07:04Are you trying to convince me to kiss you?
07:06Please.
07:07Seriously.
07:08Are you begging me to kiss you?
07:09I'm begging you.
07:10I wanted to kiss you.
07:11You want to kiss me?
07:11I wanted to all day.
07:13You did.
07:13It's not what?
07:17I don't think so.
07:20I screwed up.
07:23What's up, guys?
07:24I'm back.
07:25Whatever.
07:25What's up?
07:26I'm here.
07:26He didn't touch you or anything, did he?
07:28No.
07:29You going to jump in or what?
07:30Yeah, I'm going to be joining you guys now.
07:32No, dude, I don't think so, dude.
07:34No way.
07:35You can't come in this jacuzzi, dude.
07:36What's wrong?
07:36It's home court advantage right here.
07:38You can't come in.
07:39I think JD is a clucker, and he has no hope.
07:42All right, so that jacuzzi looked really fun.
07:47What happened over there?
07:48I'm like, no.
07:49What do you think about the jacuzzi experience?
07:51Well, I think I could have capitalized.
07:54I could have killed you and made fun.
07:57Right.
07:58I had some bliss there and really got connected with you.
08:02He doesn't scare you when he goes to this.
08:04I was just checking out what's going on.
08:07Is this serious?
08:07No, I will, man.
08:09I really want to.
08:09I know.
08:10Dude, quiet, man.
08:11You got a big mouth.
08:12Shut up!
08:13I have to say that I had a really, really, really good time with you, Andy.
08:19We had a really good conversation.
08:22Everything seemed very smooth, very cool, very comfortable, relaxed, you know.
08:28And the same goes for you, JD.
08:29Like, I think you are the sweetest person.
08:33But, you know, it's also hard to talk to you sometimes because you're not always yourself.
08:40When it kind of ignored me on that, you know, kite flying session, I was like, you kind of bombed.
08:46You know, like, where are you going?
08:47You ditched me.
08:48So, I kind of kept it to give to you because I thought, you know what?
08:53You'd probably rather have this than me.
08:57You can go fly a kite.
08:59In other words, go fly a kite.
09:02And, baby, you are me.
09:05Those are some beautiful words, honey.
09:13You want to get out of here?
09:14Yeah, let's go.
09:15I called my mom on my timeout, and she brought the family band to pick us up.
09:19Hey, mom.
09:25This is Toby.
09:26I met her on MTV.
09:27Let's go, mom.
09:32I want to get out of the woods.
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