A New & Original Episode of DisMissed Miami with Kymie, Jack & Joe, and the second part with Yazmine, Jasmine & Owen, filmed in Miami & emitted in 2003
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00:00...and turns up that heat in Miami.
00:03Oh, my God!
00:05Sizzling South Beach gets wild as three hobbies play and one must walk away.
00:09You are dismissed.
00:10Slap on the sunscreen, because Dismissed Miami starts now.
00:14On this episode of Dismissed, Kimmy's date with Jack is all wet,
00:18while her assets have gotten shows and swimming.
00:21My eyes are right here, Joey.
00:23You keep looking at my chest.
00:24One of these guys is dead in the water.
00:28And later, Owen's got his hands full with sexy twins, Yasmine, and Jasmine.
00:32Are these girls too hot to handle?
00:34I never thought having two girls fighting with me would feel as good.
00:36Looks like somebody's gonna get dropped.
00:38You are dismissed.
00:40Hi, I'm Kimmy. I'm 19 years old, and I'm gonna be a freshman at Florida Atlantic University.
00:45I love to go to the beach in town.
00:47There's nothing I like better than that hot Florida sun on my body.
00:50For a guy to turn me on, he has to have a nice athletic build and take care of himself.
00:54Today, I really want these boys to show me a good time and keep my attention.
00:59Hey, I'm Jack.
01:00I'm 20 years old, and I'm the U.S. Coast Guard.
01:02I would have to say my best attributes are my tight body, my dark tan, and my bright blue eyes.
01:08I'm not gonna get dismissed because I'm just gonna be myself.
01:11I'm not gonna try to pretend to be somebody else.
01:15Hey, what's up? My name is Joe. I'm 22, and I'm a restauranteur.
01:19My friends would describe me as crazy, fun, bananas, coconuts, papayas.
01:26To my competition, you're never gonna win.
01:28You got that soft South Beach swagger.
01:30I'm bringing that Jersey Guinea roughneck, which all the ladies love.
01:34Here goes nothing.
01:36You're gonna have fun today.
01:38There's no competition. It's a wrap.
01:40What's up, man? How's it going?
01:42Joe, you remind me of a little leprechaun.
01:44It's a wrap, man. She's come home with me.
01:46When I'm bringing his face, five foot four ball of energy.
01:49We'll see what happens then.
01:50All right.
01:54Hi, boy.
01:55What's up, where's this? I'm Joe.
01:57Kimmy.
01:58Kimmy, I'm Jack.
01:59Nice to meet you.
02:01As I'm walking up, the first thing I notice is Jack.
02:03He's just so tall and muscular.
02:05What do you guys do?
02:06I'm with Coast Guard.
02:07Kimmy has got a great body, gorgeous blonde hair, and all in all, she's a perfect 10.
02:13Kimmy's body is off the meat rack. She's official.
02:16So what are we doing today?
02:17We're gonna go ocean kayak.
02:19That was fun. Never done that before.
02:24We're at Urban Trails Kayaking Company, and today I'm hoping that maybe, you know, I can get to know Kimmy
02:30a little bit better,
02:31and I hope she has a really good time.
02:33It's going to be fun.
02:34Whoever gets to see what is definitely getting dismissed.
02:37Both these boys have hot bodies. I can't wait to see them with their shirts off.
02:55Jack mentioned he's in the Coast Guard. That's really sexy. I hope he can save me if the kayak took
02:59over.
03:03It's a good thing Joey jumped on my kayak, because I have no clue what I'm doing.
03:07But now you can paddle.
03:09So far at this point, I'm just kicking Jack's ass all over the place. I don't think he has a
03:14chance, so I think he's just leave right now.
03:16I can't believe Joe just jumped in the boat with Kimmy on my date. I'm not going to take that
03:22crap.
03:24I've got to be honest. I was kind of feeling a little bit bad for Jack. I didn't want to
03:28blow him totally out of water.
03:30I like a little competition, so I let him spend a little time with Kimmy on the kayak.
03:47Kayaking is fun, but I think it's about time we head to the shore, hang out on the beach, and
03:52just get to know Kimmy a little bit better.
03:55What are you looking for, you know, in a relationship?
03:58I like to be pampered. I like to take me out to dinner. I like to go shopping. I like
04:04to just to chat with, have fun.
04:06Do you ever date a dog?
04:07I look a lot like my prom date. We used to be best friends, and then we started dating, went
04:14to prom, and then all of a sudden, he's like, what's this other girl?
04:19Running game on me. Broke my little heart.
04:23She went out with someone that looked like me, but too bad he's a d**k, so it might work not
04:30to my advantage here.
04:31It's time out time, buddy. Sitting there talking about your personal training.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Why don't you personally train yourself to do push-ups over there in the bushes?
04:41I think Shaq pulled out the time out part, because me and Kimmy were vibing lovely.
04:45We got a little upset.
04:47What do you expect to happen on the first date?
04:49Usually, to tell you the truth, I really don't even kiss the guy unless he's, like, something really special.
04:55If I asked you if I could kiss you, you wouldn't kiss me. Even if I told you I was
04:58a really good kisser.
04:59I'm not going to give you a kiss, but you can give me a massage if you want. My arms
05:02are so sore from kayaking.
05:03Okay. I'm glad you're, like, laying on your stomach like you do this.
05:08Oh, sure.
05:08A lot better.
05:15You know, I give good messages, too.
05:18Mm-hmm.
05:19You're going to show me?
05:21I can.
05:26Where did you talk to me?
05:28The tribal?
05:29When did you get that?
05:31Um, about a year ago.
05:34One of that?
05:35Yeah.
05:36I got it in Bali.
05:38Uh-oh.
05:38Our mouth has now been officially over.
05:42But now it's time to get to the better part of the, um, the evening.
05:46This is what?
05:47Of course.
05:48We're going to go to a little club.
05:49You know, I know you like to get down.
05:50We're going to go to a little VIP spot.
05:52We're going to get stuff popping.
05:53I'm big fun.
05:55I really don't know who's going to win this date.
05:57This is going to be a tough decision.
05:58Jack's got me in the looks department, but Joey's got an awesome personality.
06:03When I saw Kimmy rubbing Jack, I got a little bit upset because my girl was rubbing another
06:07man.
06:08But that's right.
06:09It's my turn.
06:10It's my date now.
06:11And now we're going to get a cracker.
06:12Up next, Jack gets busy without Kimmy.
06:16Go dance for me, dance.
06:18While she pays Joe to get his groove on.
06:21One of these boys is going to have to get a move on.
06:24We're a mess.
06:24And later, Yasmin and Jasmine get down to business.
06:28And Yasmin gets up close and personal.
06:31Too bad these twins are going to get separated.
06:34You are dismissed.
06:59You are dismissed.
07:11I've got to admit, I'm getting really jealous.
07:13Jack keeps dancing with all these girls.
07:15He hasn't even once looked at me since we got here.
07:23I've got to admit, I'm having a good time.
07:30You know, I figured I'll give Kimmy a little private dance.
07:34And just like that, Joe busts out the timeout card.
07:38And ruins my game.
07:44I'm bringing Kimmy into the VIP room.
07:46I hope that I get a kiss.
07:50Joe gave me this timeout because he was threatened by my moves.
07:54Do you like your day so far?
07:56This is fun.
07:57I never would have expected this.
07:58This is a lot of fun.
08:00You look better.
08:01You got it right now.
08:02I'm already here, Joey.
08:03You keep looking at my chest.
08:05The way Joey kept looking at my chest when we were holding a conversation instead of my
08:09eyes was so disrespectful.
08:11That was a major turnoff.
08:13Your shirt is killing me.
08:14I think Joey's a player.
08:16The way he keeps talking to me, throwing these one-liners and trying to run game.
08:20I'm not a player.
08:22I'll get a little kiss.
08:23I'll get a little kiss here.
08:26Wait, one more hand.
08:27Wait, no, I got one more.
08:30When Joey was getting all fresh and trying to kiss me.
08:34Can't hate me for trying.
08:35All I could think is that big dog needs a leash.
08:38Joey, dance for me.
08:40Dance.
08:43Come on, Joey.
08:45Work it.
08:47Joey's dancing skills are weak.
08:49I'd like to get my money back.
08:52This is so funny.
08:54Ow.
08:55My timeout is up.
08:57Now I'm going to go save Kimmy from Joe.
09:00Timeout's up, bro.
09:02What's up?
09:06Besides the fact that I got a kiss twice trying to get a kiss, it's really nothing.
09:09I told him I don't kiss on the first date.
09:12I think Kimmy was a little excited to have a little alone time with me.
09:17He definitely, you know, chat about this, that, and the other thing.
09:20I think it turned out real well.
09:21Take it there, dude.
09:22Dare.
09:24Dare.
09:25Dare.
09:26I dare you to strip off all your clothes and get up on the stage right now.
09:29That's what's up.
09:30That's your dare, dude.
09:31Truth and dare is for kids.
09:32Are we playing little kids' games?
09:35Drum roll, please.
09:39I'll give you a private show.
09:42A little disappointing, Jack.
09:44Jack, get it, man.
09:47Well, I think I've had enough of this game and I'm ready to make my decision.
09:51After the first date, I was really unsure who I was going to pick, but now I've made up my
09:56mind.
09:56I'm 80% sure that Joe's going to get dismissed.
09:59There's no way I'm going to get dismissed.
10:01Jack is what?
10:03Boys, I've had enough of this game.
10:04I've made my decision.
10:06Listen, Jack, your date kayaking was a lot of fun.
10:09And I really enjoyed the massage you gave me.
10:11But I just felt like you never really opened up.
10:14Did you bring me here?
10:15It was a blast.
10:17Those girls are great.
10:18But during your time out, you were a little too aggressive.
10:21You kept trying to kiss me.
10:24Therefore, Joey, you are dismissed.
10:26Dismissed?
10:27I'm out of here.
10:28I'm going back to the dancers.
10:29Whatever.
10:32Yeah, I was f***ing dismissed by some stingy f***, but that's all right.
10:36Because I'm going to leave.
10:37I'm going to go down to South Beach and get back on my grind.
10:40Later.
10:44Hi, I'm Yasmin.
10:45Hi, I'm Yasmin.
10:46We're 20 years old, and we're from Orlando, Florida.
10:50What I really like on my man is a nice chest and a nice stomach.
10:53I like nice skin and a beautiful smile.
10:56But what we both really like is a nice ass.
11:00I'm the type of girl you take home with a mama.
11:02And I'm the type of girl that doesn't want to meet your mama.
11:05We're both crazy, and our motto is, we're not here for a long time.
11:08We're here for a good time, so let's live it up.
11:16My name is Owen.
11:17I'm 21, and I'm a senior at the University of Scranton.
11:20A few things I like about women are a thin waist, a nice-sized butt, and a good smile.
11:26Having two ladies compete for me, I'm not scared.
11:29I hope both of the girls pay a lot of attention to me, because if I see one slipping, they
11:34might get dismissed.
11:36Looking good today, sis.
11:37You ready to get your ass kicked?
11:38You should just stay in bed, because he's my man.
11:40If he's fine, you ain't got to worry about taking care of him, because I got this.
11:43I think my sister's great, but she's going to lose.
11:46Hello, hello, ladies.
11:47Hey, what's up?
11:48What's up?
11:48Jasmine.
11:49Jasmine.
11:50What's up, baby?
11:50Nice to meet you.
11:51Yasmine?
11:52Yes.
11:53Oh, very nice to meet you, ladies.
11:54Beautiful.
11:55Obviously, I'm seeing double here, right?
11:57Yeah.
11:58I see these long legs, the long hair, and obviously, the butt.
12:03I'm talking ridiculous booty.
12:06Bubbalicious.
12:07Owen's got very nice style.
12:09I love the way he dresses, but I can't wait to get that shirt off.
12:12On a scale of one to ten, I would definitely rate Owen a ten.
12:16So, we're in sunny Miami.
12:17That's right, baby.
12:18That's right.
12:18What are you doing?
12:19Please, you might.
12:20Tell me what we're doing.
12:20This is my part of the day.
12:21I'm about to go to the hotel.
12:23Okay.
12:23Hot, a spot, and selfies.
12:25I'm going to chill on the beach.
12:26I'm going to get that shirt off to you.
12:27What's going to happen?
12:27I'm going to hang out, have some fun in the sun.
12:29You ready?
12:29I'm ready for you.
12:30Let's go.
12:30Right now, they're pretty identical to me, but hopefully, for the course of the day,
12:34we'll find out what really makes them different.
12:36This is my day, so I got this.
12:38You can get it back off.
12:38Ladies, ladies, there's more than one butt.
12:39Ladies, we're here at the beach, just chilling, and a lady's already fighting over what articles
12:45of clothing to take off me.
12:46I ain't mad at that.
12:47My sister and I share a lot of things, but men's not one of them.
12:51So, there's never been one man that you've been able to fight over?
12:54Yeah, we fight.
12:54I always win, so.
12:56No, she doesn't.
12:56So, it's not really a fight, then?
12:57Not really a competition.
12:58I let her play around.
12:59No, there is competition.
13:00She usually wins.
13:01I always get what I want.
13:02We'll see who goes home.
13:03Okay.
13:04Tonight, we'll win.
13:06I never thought having two girls fighting with me would feel this good.
13:08I think I'm going to put a strawberry in my mouth, then.
13:10I mean, whoever wants it, except for the rest.
13:13It's hard to both of you.
13:15Eating a strawberry out of Owen's mouth is really hot.
13:19But the only thing that ruined it was my sister in the picture.
13:21The strawberry kiss, it was cool.
13:24She can get her little kisses in now because she won't be getting any later.
13:27We don't want you to get sunburn out here, so we better get some tanning oil on you.
13:31Yeah, for real.
13:31Having two pairs of hands rub me down with that suntan oil is heaven.
13:36I want to build your body up and down and up beside me.
13:41I want to love you, baby, love you, baby.
13:45I won't lie.
13:46I was trying to cop a couple feels myself.
13:54You know what?
13:54I think you're having too much fun today.
13:56It's time to get out of my day because I think that's a part of me.
13:59You can say I'm so deficient.
14:01I'm going to chill up here by your nose, whatever.
14:03You can have your 20 minutes because that's all you're getting, playgirl.
14:06Go ahead.
14:07Have a lot.
14:08Jasmine was getting real touchy-feely with me in the water,
14:11and that's why I think Yasmin called it time out.
14:13I'm going to start off with a little massage.
14:15You know, I got some fruit.
14:16Okay.
14:16You're a little exotic over here, you know.
14:19I'm down for that.
14:20I'm going to show you how a real man is supposed to be treated.
14:22Okay.
14:22I love the way she's pampering me, massaging my whole body,
14:25feeding me fruits, making me feel like a god.
14:27What really makes you stick out from your sister?
14:31Here's the deal.
14:32With me, you're going to get number one treatment.
14:35With her, her focuses on like eight different people.
14:37I can focus on just you.
14:38I'm the type of guy that likes to be the one and the only one in a girl's life.
14:42Yeah.
14:48Yasmin's probably not using her time out to her advantage
14:50because she's probably going in with not enough action
14:52and too much conversation.
14:55Hold on, hold on, hold on.
14:56Nah, nah, nah.
14:57What do we have?
14:58What the hell are you doing here?
14:59I think my sister might be up a few points on me
15:01only because she just got done spending time with Owen.
15:03But when it's my turn, I'm going to take over.
15:06It's time for my part of the day.
15:07We're going to get down and dirty on the dance floor.
15:09Baby, but we don't need you here.
15:11Yasmin definitely has the upper hand right now.
15:13I was able to just be one-on-one with her
15:15and get to find out what she's really about.
15:17My sister might think she has a state on lock,
15:19but she's got another thing coming
15:20that she thinks I'm going to be dismissed.
15:23Up next, Owen appreciates Yasmin and Yasmin's talent
15:27as the twins shake things up.
15:29Shake that tail, brother girl, shake it.
15:32Too bad Owen has to send one of these girls home alone.
15:35You are dismissed.
15:42I wanted to bring you to a place
15:44with good food and great hip-hop music,
15:45so I brought you here to Automatic Slims here in South Beach,
15:47and we're going to go shake it up
15:49and have a great time.
15:50I was going to bring you to a time.
15:52Yasmin looking great.
15:53Yasmin, you're looking fine, girl.
15:56I need to know.
15:57You guys look the same, act the same,
16:00great personalities, dress well.
16:02What is it the same everywhere?
16:06And we want to get into the in-the-bedroom subject.
16:08If you're looking for some action.
16:10Right here, because she's a little more laid-back,
16:12you know what I mean?
16:12Oh.
16:13So if you want to really have some fun,
16:15you know what I'm saying, over here.
16:16Have you ever been in the bed for me?
16:17I don't think so.
16:19These girls needed to step up the competition tonight,
16:21and they sure did.
16:22All right, I'm not going to be around the bush.
16:24I've been wondering since I saw you guys in the bathing suits.
16:28Speaking of boobs, you know, are they enhanced?
16:33No, they're grown.
16:35Natural, homegrown.
16:36Homegrown.
16:37Yeah, they're homegrown.
16:38Homegrown, I like that.
16:39All of us, they're all of us.
16:40Yo, these sisters really know how to turn a young brother on.
16:43And then we'd have our own dessert,
16:44and your dessert would be me,
16:46and my dessert would be you.
16:48And then we kind of take it from there.
16:50Probably hit the bedroom up,
16:52you know, the kitchen sink, the couch,
16:54the balcony, you know, whatever you want.
16:57So no other time, except when you were five years old,
17:00did you ever fantasize about kissing your sister?
17:02No, no, it's not the thing of the past.
17:04What about, like, one of those cat kisses,
17:06like, on the cheek?
17:10I'm sorry, we're going to have a time-out.
17:12We're just going to leave you here.
17:13So you told me I can get a spoon with the dishes,
17:15but we're going to leave you with our dirty dishes.
17:18Jasmine, just as soon as I thought
17:20I had you and your sister kissing,
17:21you pulled a time-out card.
17:23It was smooth.
17:24You got me on that one.
17:26I was just wondering,
17:27wouldn't you prefer to have my lips on yours
17:29instead of my sister's?
17:31I mean, I'm going to have to think about this for,
17:34okay, I made my decision here.
17:35We need to be doing that.
17:36Get up, get up, get up, get up.
17:39Give it to me now, give it to me now,
17:41give it to me now, give it to me now.
17:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:46Tell me, tell me, why are you single?
17:48Why am I single?
17:49Right.
17:50Well, I think it's just because
17:53I was at that stage where I just wanted to
17:55mess around, kind of, see what other girls had to offer.
17:58Right, right, right.
17:59You know, just a young dude, you know,
18:01no reason to settle down,
18:02but that game got real old.
18:04Right.
18:04And it's definitely time for me to be with that one.
18:06And you?
18:08Um, well, I had a relationship for five and a half years.
18:12I haven't seen it.
18:13I had a relationship for five and a half years.
18:15Wow, wow, I would have never guessed that.
18:16Right, a serious relationship.
18:18Serious relationship.
18:19If I know my sister, she's probably all over him,
18:21but I know he's waiting on me.
18:23On my time out with Jasmine,
18:24she didn't hold back,
18:25and I got to see her working.
18:31So shake that tail, fella, girl, shake it.
18:34All right, well, the 20 minutes is up.
18:36I'm going to get my man back.
18:37Shake that thing, miss.
18:39Can I, can I shake that thing, miss?
18:42I'm not better shake that thing.
18:44Yeah, da, da, da, da, da.
18:45Joy, I'm Rebecca.
18:46Watching these twins dance together,
18:48you definitely got my pimp juices flowing.
18:50Honestly, I'd be afraid to dismiss any one of you guys.
18:54So, I wish I could dismiss myself, to be honest with you.
18:56But, I can't.
18:58It's time for me to make my decision.
19:00After my sister gets dismissed,
19:02I know she'll be a little upset,
19:03but I'm sure she'll be over in about a week.
19:05I'm definitely not getting dismissed tonight.
19:07I'm not going anywhere.
19:08Jasmine, going to the beach with you was great.
19:11Being in the ocean with you, playing around was awesome.
19:13And your time out, getting a massage with baby oil,
19:16eating some fruit,
19:18and, you know, getting a little nice soft kiss from you was awesome.
19:20Jasmine, coming to this hot spot was great.
19:22I love to dance.
19:24I was surprised.
19:25In the GIP room, I found out something
19:27that was very important in my decision-making.
19:29I found out that she's able to hold
19:31a long-term relationship down,
19:33and I was really impressed with that.
19:37Jasmine, you are dismissed.
19:48I love my sister, but still really cool,
19:50but I'm going to have to send my man back.
19:53I don't want to think you made the wrong decision.
19:55Like I told you, you're going to be number 12.
19:56With me, you would have been number one.
19:58You'll realize she's fake,
19:59and you'll come running back to me.
20:03I don't want to see you again.
20:04She's me again.
20:05I do know.?
20:06mother. We're our
20:06of will. I will move
20:06to go for lunch. You're going
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