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00:53I'm not speaking about this.

00:58You don't have to speak.

01:00You have to listen.

01:03Really?

01:06You picked today.

01:09My fucking wedding.

01:16Come on, Truman, stop messing.

01:21Put your top back on.

01:34Oh, fuck's sake.

01:47Oh, Niall.

01:53Come here.

01:56Come here.

02:02I'm proud of you, yeah?

02:05You know that.

02:13You look gorgeous, so you do.

02:14Huh?

02:15I tell you, if I wasn't family, I'd get up and underneath that kilt right away.

02:20No, Ruben, don't.

02:21What?

02:22I tell you, you look gorgeous.

02:24Come on, show me.

02:24There's nothing to show, Ruben.

02:25I've got boxes on underneath, for Christ's sake.

02:27Oh, boxes.

02:29Stop teasing me, you little mate.

02:33Oh, hey.

02:34Here, come here.

02:35Look at me.

02:36Look at me.

02:38That's it.

02:41Hey, mate.

02:42Hmm?

02:43Hey.

02:44We might not flow through each other's veins, but we flow through each other's brains.

02:49You get me?

02:50Please, I don't think that...

02:50One more time, eh?

02:52For all time's sake.

02:54I just need to hear it.

02:57Before I lose you forever.

02:58You're not serious.

03:01Go on.

03:02Say it.

03:03What am I?

03:08Your brother from...

03:16You're not a lover.

03:23Beautiful.

03:36No!

03:51Come on.

03:53Give us your best, you little fag.

04:04What is this now?

04:06Oh, fucking stickers.

04:09Indiana Jones.

04:12That film is gay as fuck.

04:14I'm gonna have these.

04:16No, please, Gus.

04:20You can keep one.

04:22Okay?

04:23I'm not a monster.

04:25Pick one.

04:29Second to last.

04:30Good.

04:51Open up.

05:00Okay, degenerate.

05:01Settle down.

05:02Settle down.

05:05Right.

05:06As we know, the prelim exams start this week.

05:10Are we aware of how important they are?

05:15The prelims are your safety net.

05:18For whatever reason, you missed your finals.

05:21You get hit by a bus.

05:22You come down with a bubonic plague.

05:24These exams are your get out of jail with an appeals card.

05:28Have I emphasized their importance enough?

05:34Positively spellbinding.

05:36Right, moving on.

05:39I should probably make you aware that a new student will be joining the class from tomorrow.

05:43One Reuben Pallister.

05:46What?

05:49Something to mark, Kennedy?

05:52No, it's just...

05:54Did you just say Reuben Pallister?

05:58That's right.

05:59A new pupil you can show off your sparkling personality to.

06:04Reuben will be transferring from Pullman Young Offenders Institute.

06:07And will be re-sitting two years.

06:10Which means he'll be a little more feral than the rest of you.

06:13Any questions?

06:17Nobody.

06:18Good.

06:18Open your jars.

06:19We'll pick up where we left off yesterday.

06:22Page 16.

06:26Kennedy.

06:28Did you listen to what I just said?

06:30What?

06:30Yeah.

06:31Of course.

06:33What did I just say then?

06:37Reuben's back.

06:50Mum, it's Niall.

06:52Honey, I'm working.

06:52What is it?

06:53It's Reuben.

06:54He's out.

06:54He's coming to school.

06:55Look, now is not the time, alright?

06:56He's not staying with us, is he?

06:58We can talk about this when I pick you up.

07:00But, Mum...

07:21You should have said about Reuben.

07:22Don't piss yourself.

07:24You're a 15-year-old boy.

07:26Given your life, I don't need to give you respect.

07:33Look, I'm sorry, okay?

07:35I should have told you.

07:37I'm keeping with the theme of surprises.

07:39He's moved into your room.

07:42What?

07:42No way.

07:43What did you think that second bed was for?

07:44We were almost begging you to ask.

07:46I thought it was for guests.

07:47He is a guest.

07:48No, he's not.

07:49He's a psycho.

07:50He bit someone's nose off.

07:51I've seen the guy too.

07:52It's horrible.

07:53His wife left him and everything.

08:03Look, you're not to talk about this, okay?

08:05Nobody in this town knows about that.

08:07The last thing that boy needs is folk whispering.

08:09Don't bite people's noses off, then.

08:11No, shh.

08:11You're not to speak this way in front of Maura, all right?

08:13Oh, you always put her first.

08:15She was only supposed to be living with us for six months,

08:17and now her kid is moving in.

08:18Come on, Mum.

08:19He's a psycho.

08:21Her son getting out is a big deal.

08:22He's been away for two years.

08:24For Christ's sake.

08:25This is happening, Niall, so get used to it.

08:57He's been away for two years.

09:22Remember me, Bambi?

09:24Last time I saw you, you were about yea high.

09:33Grown at least two feet since then.

09:34Maybe more.

09:36You've got the exact same size head, though.

09:39Creeping me out a bit.

09:46You helping or what?

09:48We can't have this shit up.

09:50I'm off for bringing birds home.

09:51Yeah.

09:56Get to it then, Bambi.

09:57Grab a bag.

09:58Get stuff in.

10:07Yeah.

10:08Take that poster down and put this up.

10:26Put it up then, you dick.

10:54What the fuck are you staring at?

10:58What?

11:00Nothing.

11:01Nothing.

11:25Ah, looks like Pallister's a no-show, off to a great start.

11:31All right, everyone, open your jotters. We'll pick up from yesterday.

11:38Right, what's going on here?

11:50Kennedy.

11:52Open your jotter.

11:55No.

11:57Open, boy.

12:06Who did this?

12:08On up, come on.

12:13Er, me, sir.

12:15You? You called your own mum a dyke?

12:18No, I called someone else's mum a dyke.

12:21Really? I know firsthand from your essays. Your grasp of irony isn't that strong.

12:27So come on. Who did this?

12:34My mum is not a lesbian.

12:36I beg your pardon?

12:37I said my mum is not a fucking lesbian.

12:43Now, come with me.

12:45Go off me, you nods!

12:47What did you say? Like to touch young boys, do you? You fucking old poof!

12:53I'm just wondering if there's something else we should be worrying about.

12:56What are you insinuating?

12:57All I'm saying is I've seen a change in Niall recently.

13:00And what change is that, then?

13:01Well, he's gone from being a committed, gifted student to one that acts out in most lessons.

13:05Say it. Go on. I know you ought to.

13:07Well, we have to call into question Niall's rather unusual state of affairs at home.

13:10You don't know anything about my damn home!

13:14Just kidding.

13:29I'm so fucking bastard here!

13:35Oi, Ruf! I know you're up there!

13:38What?

13:40I'm een senabout!

13:41I am what!

13:42All day, waiting.

13:45Is that your dad?

13:46Fuck.

13:47I'll wait, no cunts, hear me!

13:53You know a muck?

13:55I love these fucking muck.

13:58You get down here and explain why you're staying with that dint!

14:03And not me!

14:05You bet.

14:06Son.

14:07Will you start again, eh?

14:09Will you give your own man a big hug, eh?

14:15I don't think I can't see you, boy!

14:18Where is he by the fucking color?

14:20We mark him on!

14:22I'll get- I'll get mine.

14:23I'll be with a bitch, will you?

14:26Don't shoot her.

14:27Fucking deal.

14:31Not a word, okay?

14:33Not a fucking word.

14:39I can't believe you.

14:39It's okay.

14:40Shut your mouth.

14:41Son.

14:42You don't tell anyone about this.

14:44Do you understand?

14:45This never happened.

14:50Son.

14:51Son.

14:54Son.

14:55Son.

14:56Son.

14:57Son.

14:58Son.

15:00Son.

15:02Son.

15:05Son.

15:10Son.

15:15Son.

15:17Son.

15:18I don't know.

15:48I don't know.

16:18I am not sure whether you heard all that commotion last night.

16:28No, we were asleep.

16:30Both of us.

16:34Oh, right.

16:35Well, that's okay then.

16:37Ignore me.

16:59What the fuck are you staring at?

17:02Just seeing if you're all right.

17:04Why wouldn't I be?

17:05It's just last night.

17:06Fuck last night.

17:08No, yeah.

17:09Absolutely.

17:10Fuck last night.

17:18So are you nervous or...?

17:20Why the fuck would I be nervous?

17:21Well, first day of school.

17:23This is Dalkenny.

17:24This is where the fairies go.

17:25Oi, soft cock.

17:27Are you a boyfriend?

17:30Ignore them.

17:31Are these guys bothering you, Bambi?

17:33Nah, it's just banter.

17:35Big up the Amundi, you little faggot.

17:38Great banter.

17:42These guys bothering you, Bambi?

17:46I'll ask you again.

17:48Are these guys bothering you?

18:00Is that a knife?

18:01Go to school.

18:02What?

18:02Go to school.

18:03You're not a witness if you don't see what happens.

18:04Look, I...

18:05Just fucking go.

18:08Go.

18:40And at the heart of this relentless conflict...

18:43lies a love story.

18:47Ah, Mr. Pallister.

18:49Nice of you to fit us into your busy schedule.

18:52Boys and girls, this is Ruben.

18:54Ruben will be joining us from now on.

18:59Where's your school uniform?

19:00On your mother's floor.

19:03That's enough, everyone.

19:06Desk at the back.

19:10And for the record, my mum's dead.

19:11Two extra points for nihilism.

19:20Right.

19:21As I was saying,

19:22two households like families.

19:25Both in a better feud.

19:27Like the cult.

19:28Yes,aws is going to be quiet.

20:00You've been working out, Niall?

20:02Certainly has.

20:03Then there's only an inch of space when I cut my hand around his bicep.

20:07Used to be at least two, three maybe.

20:09Right, I'm going to my room.

20:10No, don't!

20:13Sit down, you little killjoy.

20:24We need you to persuade Robin to go to the exam tomorrow.

20:27What? No way.

20:28Niall, please.

20:29Mm-hmm.

20:30Do this for us.

20:31What are you doing?

20:32I'm being cute.

20:34Stop that, I'm not a kid.

20:35That's exactly what you're doing.

20:37Get off me!

20:37Oh, come on.

20:38Do this for me.

20:39Get off, get off!

20:40Niall, I need you to do this.

20:42Come on.

20:43Please.

20:44Get off me!

20:44Come on.

20:46Just this one thing.

20:46Oh, please!

20:47I said get off me!

20:57I'll take it from you.

20:59You have to get off me!

21:06Let's see!

21:07Okay!

21:11That's...

21:12You have a fairly sizable nice fire on her apart.

21:17she's making all the effort in the world

21:18I don't care

21:20we're not friends

21:21we never will be

21:23come on, fancy the pants off of her when you were a wee

21:26and remember the love letters we'd send to her house on Valentine's Day

21:35fine, playtime's over

21:39Luke, will you speak to him at least?

21:41no, no he's terrifying

21:43come on Niall

21:45you wouldn't believe how hard Mora had to work to get Ruben into Dulcanny

21:49she changed her postcodes and everything

21:52he's on probation too

21:53so he needs to show up and pass this prelim

21:55for the school to kick him out

22:10and he's on the road to the night

22:13and he's on the night

22:13and we're not showing the life of your life

22:18However

22:33Things got ready to what I never said

22:36Till my mouth becomes dead

22:37Which ain't not all that clever

22:43And it's got not saying one thing

22:45No, not a number of another

22:47Is it anything I haven't said

22:49Whatever

22:54What's just eat?

22:55What, what do you mean?

22:56Am I speaking foreign?

22:57Dance?

22:57Sorry, dance

22:58You tell anyone about this

23:00I will put you to sleep

23:00Do you understand?

23:01I mean, I thought it was great

23:04I thought it was great

23:06I don't know

23:07I don't know

23:08I don't know

23:09I don't know

23:10I don't know

23:30What do you want?

23:32Just a quick something

23:34That's come to me

23:35Just now

23:35In the moment

23:39I was thinking about the exam tomorrow

23:41Sock off

23:42Right you are

24:10You're dead

24:18What about him?

24:21How old were you again?

24:26I was eight

24:28When I died

24:32What did he do again?

24:39He was a writer

24:45He was really good though

25:06I've read all his stuff

25:08He was so close

25:09He was so close to getting published

25:10In the end

25:10What stopped him?

25:13Well

25:15Death

25:29That's why I want to give it a shot myself

25:31You know

25:32You're right too

25:34I keep a diary

25:35That doesn't count

25:37Try sending that to Anne Frank

25:38Who?

25:41No

25:41She was just

25:45It doesn't matter

25:56What happened to Gus?

26:02He'll survive

26:07I just thought with the knife

26:09You'd done something

26:11You know

26:13Really bad

26:15Almost did

26:17And I'm up against the wall with it

26:19Guppy and like mad

26:22Whispered

26:22It'll be over soon

26:25So he thought for a second

26:26I was going to stick it in him proper

26:29It'll be over soon

26:34I love seeing that

26:37You really get a sense of what a cunt looks like when they think they're going to die

26:42You're sort of infant like

26:44It's all innocent and shit is weird

26:48It'll be over soon

27:00Night, Bumpers

27:03Night

27:04Night

27:17Where's your bulldog now, eh?

27:18Goss

27:18Not the way you tell us where Goss is

27:20I don't know

27:21We know you live with that inbred prick

27:22You're bound to have said something

27:23We don't talk

27:41Leave him alone

27:43Leave him alone

27:53We don't talk

28:09Hang on, I'm so nervous

28:11Have you?

28:12I'm sorry

28:12Everything

28:13I've been thinking

28:22We don't go

28:40Let's smoke this, son of a bitch!

28:42Woo!

28:43Woo!

28:44Come on!

28:45Come on!

28:45Pallister.

28:46Nice of you to join.

28:47Please refrain from shouting out.

28:49It's only prelims.

28:50Where am I sitting?

28:51There's an empty chair there.

28:53Two rows along.

28:54Please move quietly.

29:39All right, guys.

29:40We have ten minutes left.

29:42Ten minutes?

29:42Get fucked.

29:43Language, Pallister.

29:45I started later than everyone.

29:46Well, I'm afraid the onus is on you there.

29:48Piss off, Jenkins.

29:49I sagged her mum and her onus.

29:53Pallister.

29:54Get back here.

29:56Pallister.

29:57Don't you walk away from me, son.

29:59Oi, I'm speaking to you.

30:27I'm speaking to you.

30:31All right, guys.

30:32All right, guys.

30:33Not long now.

30:56All right, guys.

31:01I'll be back.

31:04Get back here.

31:15I'll be back here.

31:17I'll be back here.

31:18I don't know any name, but I'll be back here.

31:20What's all about you?

31:21Got it.

31:24I'll be back here.

31:26Oh, I'll be back here.

31:27now. Oh, really? Yeah. You helped him, didn't you? Ah, no, I... Last night, I heard you

31:39talking. Thank you. I mean that. I know we haven't always seen it eye to eye. Mainly

31:52cos you're a little brat who blames me for everything. I do think you could be a positive influence

32:00on my boy. Thanks. I think.

32:15Nah, that feels weird. Let's never do that again.

32:20I don't know.

32:28I don't know.

32:50I've got to keep it down. Bambi's sleeping.

32:52Mm-hmm.

33:03Isn't it a bit weird doing this with a wee Nile in the room? Nah, I don't care. I passed

33:07the prelims today and I did it in a speck of the time every other fucker. Stop it, Ruben.

33:11If I swear any more, I'm going to put my back out.

33:15I don't. I thought you said you didn't care about him hearing. I don't. I just don't want

33:19my mum and rubbing one out already. Yeah, take these off. I want to feel you skinless skin.

33:27Oh, baby.

33:27Mm-hmm.

33:47Okay, here, here.

34:09Caught

34:09you, Nile Kennedy. What? No, I was sleeping. Aaron-

34:12Aaron-

34:12Avocop.

34:13We saw you. I wasn't. I was sleeping.

34:15Liar. At least admit it, you little scrote. You were perving.

34:19Pervy little Niall Kennedy, eh?

34:23So, tell me, did you see anything that you liked?

34:33Quite something, huh?

34:35Is this the first time you've seen a naked woman?

34:40In the flesh.

34:41In the flesh. And what do you think?

34:47She...

34:49She looks...

34:50What would you do to her, Niall, if you could have your way?

34:56Go on.

34:59I would... I'd ask her for her permission. Obviously.

35:04Fucking loser, aren't you, Bambi?

35:06Touch my breath, Niall.

35:08What?

35:09What?

35:22Here. Let's see how he's getting on, shall we?

35:25What?

35:26No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

35:27No, no, no, no.

35:28That's fine, Bambi. Just relax, OK?

35:31Let her do her thing.

35:48well nothing what's going on you got something against Mona is it my boobs what no it's just

35:55this isn't how I pictured it how does your picture it more than one woman

36:01that's it isn't it Niall here loves group sex no no little little Niall Kennedy loves a bit of group

36:08sex well I could assume different characters if you like I could be Candy blonde bombshell who lives

36:18next door or I could be a Svetlana Russian warrior of the North she's incredible isn't she

36:29now definitely keep her uh-uh Svetlana is kept by no one how's he getting on now then come on

36:38son I

36:38got full marks on my standard grades back in the day Niall I know you love a nerd

36:46here just focus on how things feel give me your finger

37:01oh hello here we go my man you ready

37:15oh

37:32that's it that's it easy boy easy steady steady

37:46oh wow he's a grower young Niall

37:57sorry back you go mister no no no no stop fighting you let her do her thing

38:04yeah I'll hold that I'll pray what

38:16hold it son hold it

38:20for the marital

38:42wow he's really going for a night

39:09for fuck's sake did you just come at me

39:13you fucking did you mink

39:15oh no for her feet are old

39:16now son you need to pull out

39:18fuck's sake I better not be pregnant

39:20I'm sorry I didn't mean to it just it came out of nowhere

39:23relax son it's fine

39:24but I mean like what happens now

39:28will I get the virus

39:32what

39:36do you mean AIDS

39:52lie back you daft cunt

39:59so

40:01is that it then

40:05that's it Bambi

40:26I don't know.

40:54I was just thinking, do you have any hash?

41:06We can bake Niall Kennedy.

41:09Dark horse, my man!

41:18Niall Kennedy, eh?

41:20Sex code.

41:22Drug fiend.

41:33Sigh.

41:35Sigh.

41:37Sigh.

41:47Sigh.

41:48Sigh.

41:51Sigh.

41:52Sigh.

41:53Sigh.

41:57Sigh.

42:14Well, I get the virus.

42:18Oh, I feel like an idiot.

42:22No, you're good.

42:26I know what you did.

42:29As in?

42:31Big out.

42:33Oh.

42:37I've never seen her look at me like that before.

42:42I've seen her cry loads.

42:47You know, but...

42:53I like this.

42:55It works.

43:03What did you make of Mona, then?

43:05Yeah, I liked her.

43:07Yeah, you fucking did.

43:09You can thank me when you're ready.

43:13Someone had to lose your virginity for you, didn't they?

43:17Oh, come on.

43:19You didn't think that was chance, did you?

43:22There's no way a lassie would take time out from sleeping with me to sleep with you.

43:27I said it up.

43:29My way of saying thanks.

43:37So, come on.

43:38Tell me you loved it.

43:42I loved it.

43:45Yeah, you did.

43:49I should run a brothel or something.

43:51I'm like the Pied Piper of pussy.

43:56I know.

44:05She doth love.

44:22She'll cry.

44:24Noo.

44:34The Pied Piper are busy.

44:39I'm imagining these massive vaginas with legs following you around.

44:51You're a minger, papi.

45:16Can I ask you something?

45:18Excuse me.

45:22Are our mums, you know, fucking...

45:31Yeah, I'm afraid so.

45:36Does it bother you or something?

45:40Nah.

45:40Nah, not really.

45:43As long as they're happy, I guess.

45:47Although they don't seem all that happy.

45:55There's a lot you don't know about.

46:09Yeah.

46:11Got you something.

46:20I'm gonna train you.

46:22Just in case something happens to me, I need to know you'll look after yourself.

46:28Why do you care?

46:32We're family now.

46:35It's the most important thing.

46:39My brother from another lover.

46:42What?

46:48Come on, boys.

46:49School.

46:51Bring those thin bags down while you're at it.

46:56This is gonna be some morning.

46:58Yeah.

46:58We'll be floating to school after all that.

47:05Hey.

47:09You've got nothing to worry about with our mums.

47:12Ten years time, you'll be at a party somewhere and realise it makes you more interesting.

47:23We have members.

48:02Just cause I ain't never had no nothing worth having ever, ever, never, ever.

48:12You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to thinking I ain't too clever.

48:23And it ain't not having one thing, nor not another, either, neither is it anything, whatever.

48:28I call me a little bit, never, ever.

48:32And it's not, not knowing that there ain't nothing showing, nor into the name

48:37Of Trevor, however.

48:46Knock me down with a feather.

48:50Clever Trevor.

48:56Why browse wonder whether clever Trevor's clever

49:05No, neither haven't not got no right to make a clock out of Trevor

49:27He can't be unconscious

49:28Jesus Christ

49:28Let me face you

49:29I don't know

49:29He can't be screws

49:40He can't be screws

50:00One more, Bambi.

50:02Here.

50:04Have a sip.

50:15Hey, easy.

50:18Sip, don't chug.

50:20Come on.

50:21That's it.

50:31Jesus.

50:33You're dripping.

50:38Let's sort this out.

50:40We're going to stay here.

50:42All right.

50:44Hey, it's going to be okay.

50:48You're going to be fine.

50:51Hey.

50:52Hey, it's going to be all right.

50:54Don't, hey, come on.

50:56Nihil.

50:56Please.

50:57No.

50:58Hey, hey, settle.

50:59Sell.

51:00Sell.

51:01Don't do that.

51:01All right, sell.

51:02Don't do that.

51:02No, no, no, no, no.

51:03Sell, sell.

51:04Just breathe.

51:05Hey.

51:06Hey.

51:07It's fine.

51:08All right, it's fine.

51:09Just settle a bit.

51:10Sell.

51:12Here.

51:13Follow my breath.

51:19There's no following my breath.

51:21I can't.

51:22Follow it.

51:22I can't.

51:23Try.

51:23All right.

51:23Yes, you can.

51:24You fucking can.

51:25Come on.

51:26Come on.

51:26Follow it.

51:27I'm sorry.

51:50Hey, see?

51:56I said go with it, go with it, no, no, that's it, that's it boy, just pray, okay, I'm here

52:05for you, just keep breathing, that's it, that's it boy, don't worry, it'll be over soon,

52:26Amen, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I'm here, it's fine, obviously, it won't be over again

52:55To be continued...

53:13To be continued...

Half Man (2026) Episode 1 | English Sub

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