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01:15Shut up

01:18What does your father's skin do?

01:20You wear it in your sock?

01:22Yeah, I know

01:24Can it go via the left ventricle?

01:27You're making a lot of death jokes

01:28for a man getting hitched in a few hours

01:30No, I'm fine

01:33I want to do this, it's just

01:35I don't know

01:38I want it to work out

01:42I mean

01:44Your marriage worked out in the end, did it not?

01:48You got ill so quickly

01:50I could never really tell

01:52You always made a lot of effort too

01:53which put me off

01:55Your dad was a lot more fun when he was

01:57spurning our dates and never calling me back

02:01That's why I got on so well with Maura

02:03We never signed a contract

02:05Same we expected more from one another

02:09Are you missing her?

02:12I miss them both

02:22What about Reuben?

02:24Any feelings there?

02:29Yeah, I suppose

02:33Maybe a

02:36small part of me

02:39misses them

02:42Well, that's something

02:45And what do you mean, that's something?

02:47No, I just

02:50Look

02:52I don't know how to tell you this

02:55But he's on his way

03:00You're joking?

03:01No

03:02He found out this morning, I don't know how

03:06But he'll be here any minute

03:21Where are you going, he'll be trapped

03:24on the left

03:24What's next?

03:24Is he back in the middleне?

03:26He's there

03:27He's behind him

03:31He's there

03:32But he's

03:43I don't know.

04:14I don't know.

04:54I don't know.

04:57I've been 20 minutes down the road, but still.

05:00What am I going to do with all my excess cortisol?

05:07Oh, here.

05:08I got you something.

05:11A little moving-in present.

05:15I was going to get number one student, but it was 20 pence a letter, and to be honest, you

05:19haven't proved yourself yet.

05:20Well, like a front.

05:23Almost reads like an insult.

05:27I love it.

05:30How are you feeling?

05:32Yeah.

05:33Pretty overwhelmed.

05:36Just hope I find my people, you know.

05:38You will.

05:38This place is full of nerds and virgins.

05:44Embrace it, Niall.

05:45This is a fresh start.

05:46A chance to figure out who you are a bit.

05:49Away from Reuben.

05:50Oh, Mum, I don't know why you keep bringing that up all the time.

05:53We're just close.

05:54You're too close, honestly.

05:56You should see the pair of you when you're together.

05:58You strut around town like you'll never pay taxes.

06:00What's wrong with that?

06:01It doesn't suit you, Niall.

06:04You're not a strutter.

06:05You don't have the legs for it.

06:08He is going to want to visit, Mum.

06:09I know, but just...

06:11Bed in a little bit before inviting him, yeah?

06:15I just think it would be good for you to see what life is like without his light blinding your

06:19eyes.

06:26Shall we?

06:35Go and make friends now.

06:36I don't want to come back here in four years' time to find you conversing with the pot plant.

06:40Oh, well.

06:44Don't call Reuben!

06:46Jesus, Mum, I won't.

06:48I'll be fine without him.

06:50I promise.

06:55I promise.

07:05Just a minute.

07:08Hi.

07:09What's your name?

07:11I'm Niall.

07:13I'm Joanna.

07:14Why are you sitting in the dark?

07:17Oh, no, I wasn't.

07:19Well, I was, but I was having a power nap, you know, ahead of a big freshers.

07:26You nap in your shoes.

07:30Yeah.

07:32It's a time-saving thing, so I can wake up and hit the bar straight away, you know?

07:38Right.

07:41Anyway, want to join?

07:42We're doing pre-drinks, then we're going to the union, non-stop New Wave all night.

07:46Yeah.

07:47Yeah, I love New Wave.

07:48Oh, amazing.

07:49Who's your favourite?

07:54Johnny and New Waves.

08:02Right.

08:04Well, see you in a bit.

08:22Hey, there he is.

08:24This is Neil, the final flatmate.

08:26Oh, actually, my name's...

08:27This is Celeste, a French exchange student.

08:29Porridge man.

08:30Come save me!

08:33Do you want a drink?

08:34You've got one choice, and that's vodka.

08:37I'll have a vodka with a tiny splash of vodka, then.

08:44Just a vodka, please.

08:45Vodka and porridge?

08:46No, there's a combination.

08:53Sorry, what's this porridge thing?

08:54Celeste wants a Scottish man.

08:56One night, the cereal box.

08:57You know, the man with the kid throwing the boulder.

09:00I told her Scotland's nothing like that.

09:02If anything, it should be a fat bloke with diabetes throwing a sausage roll.

09:13Right.

09:14Enough of this mindless chit-chat.

09:16Let's get out of this rat den and go clubbing.

09:25Hello.

09:28Hello.

09:29Hello.

09:33I'm Albie.

09:34You must be Neil.

09:35Oh, I'm...

09:37Nice to meet you.

09:38Oh, no.

09:39I don't do handshakes.

09:40I feel like it's a social construct designed to keep us apart.

09:43But it's a pleasure, seriously.

09:46Have you met the others?

09:49Experienced, more like.

09:50Yeah.

09:51Did they, uh, ply you a cheap vodka?

09:54Certainly did.

09:55Do you fancy helping?

09:56No, I don't drink.

09:57I never have, really.

09:59Wow.

09:59That's crazy.

10:01Yeah, just the old bog-standard heroin for me.

10:07Are we ready to go?

10:09I want to meet the porridge man by midnight.

10:10She means you, Neil.

10:11You can be our porridge man.

10:12Ignore her.

10:13She's proletarian.

10:23See you later.

10:25Have fun.

10:31Celeste is hot for you.

10:33She wants to sow your oats, porridge man.

10:35I really hope this porridge man thing doesn't catch on.

10:38Are you gonna bang?

10:39She's fit.

10:40Like, really fit.

10:41Well, I'll let her learn my name first.

10:43What, Neil?

10:44Oh, no, actually, my name.

10:45Do you think Albie's gay?

10:48What makes you say that?

10:49I don't know.

10:50Just a suspicion.

10:51There was this guy at my school who was gay,

10:53and he didn't really know how to join in either.

10:55Seems to be a sign, you know?

11:01Come on, have some shorts.

11:03We've unlocked the beast.

11:06I box, you know.

11:07And I smoke hash.

11:08I have some on me now, in fact.

11:09What happened to the guy in the flat?

11:11Like, what have you done with him?

11:13Cheers.

11:20Right, let's go.

11:26Oh, nicely rolled.

11:29You're a dark horse, aren't you?

11:32You guys are so gonna get it on.

11:34It's like having subtext around.

11:38Fine, I'll leave.

11:40No, don't.

11:45I had better go after her.

11:50Blow back?

12:06See you later, courage man.

12:24Don't think you'd make it.

12:25Well, what can I say?

12:27I heard the city calling my name.

12:31That'll be the heroine.

12:37Well, may I?

12:52So, what brings you to Glasgow?

12:54Oh, loads of things.

12:56City.

12:58Music.

12:59The nightlife.

13:00For women.

13:04What is it you study again?

13:06English literature.

13:07Oh, cool.

13:09I was gonna guess theatre studies, so not too far off.

13:13Theatre studies?

13:14Hell no.

13:16That's my own stuff.

13:17What makes you say that?

13:19I don't know.

13:21You, er...

13:21You strike me as a performer, in some way.

13:26Well, like an actor?

13:27No, a performer.

13:30Like, er...

13:31Like you're performing, somehow.

13:37Hey, it's nothing to worry about.

13:40After all...

13:43I'm a performer, too.

14:06Can't you see I'm burning, burning?

14:21Something I said.

14:23It's such delight.

14:27Less...

14:28Just don't get it, yeah.

14:30Yeah.

14:41Okay, let's go, buddy.

14:44I don't want to stay here on my own.

14:48I don't want to stay here on my own.

14:49But, I'm not...

15:06Ah...

15:34Oh, my God.

15:37Oh, my God.

16:07Oh, my God.

16:29Oh, my God.

16:35Oh, my God.

16:36Oh, my God.

16:41Oh, my God.

16:54Oh, my God.

17:14Oh, my God.

17:15Oh, my God.

17:16Oh, my God.

17:22I need you.

17:28Oh, my God.

17:32Oh, my God.

17:44Oh, my God.

17:50Oh, my God.

17:54Chuck the keys, Shagga.

17:56I'll be up in a bit.

17:57I'm gonna have a fag and see if I can split afresher.

18:34I had to run them through twice.

18:40You scared the shit out of me.

18:42Yeah, well, I'm not cleaning it up this time.

18:47Look, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't.

18:52You were a disgrace last night.

18:59What do you mean?

19:01Leaving early with no explanation.

19:04Oh, right.

19:06Why are you in your underpants?

19:10No reason.

19:11Just, you know, catching the air on my thighs.

19:18I'll put them back on.

19:20Well, this has been a fascinating insight into human behaviour,

19:24but I've got some reading to do.

19:35Mmm!

19:36There he is.

19:37Houdini.

19:39I'm sorry?

19:40You.

19:41You.

19:41Last night.

19:42And your vanishing act.

19:43Very disappointing.

19:45Oh, my God.

19:47You should see how fat this guy is outside.

19:52Oh, he looks like trouble.

19:55Oh, my God.

19:56He just came into the halls.

19:58Eh?

19:58Maybe he'll move in upstairs and you can have a really dysfunctional romance.

20:01I'd love that, you know.

20:03Oh, my God.

20:09There he is.

20:10Bring it in, son.

20:16You big student bastard.

20:19Eh?

20:20You tax dodging fork.

20:33Oh, this is Ruben.

20:34My, my brother.

20:37And you're the fat mates?

20:41You must be the gorgeous French one.

20:45No, that's, er, Celeste.

20:47I'm Joanna.

20:48Oh, sorry.

20:49I just assumed you were the gorgeous one.

20:58Right, you.

21:00I'll see you outside.

21:05Joanna.

21:14His name's Niall, by the way.

21:29Oh.

21:30That was epic.

21:31Mate, you're a lucky son of a bitch living with those two.

21:34I'll take the ugly bird off your hands then, shall I?

21:36She's not ugly, is she?

21:37Hey, I'm not complaining.

21:39Ugly birds are the better lay anyway.

21:41You're a sick fuck, Ruben.

21:42You do love it.

21:57You do love it.

21:58What the hell?

21:59Do it back.

22:00Trust me.

22:00It'll work.

22:01I've got a game plan.

22:02What?

22:02No, they're not fucking hot.

22:04It's a little soft cock now Kennedy don't have it in him to hit a man.

22:07Would soft cock now Kennedy rather go off and read some gay little books instead?

22:22You fucking beauty.

22:26Stop.

22:27Stop.

22:30Keep still.

22:32There are certain parts of my body I don't have control over, Joanna.

22:42You're very different, you two.

22:45It's like one needs a head and the other needs a body.

22:52I think you have doubts, Niall.

22:56About you?

22:57No way.

22:58I spoke to Albie about this.

23:00We have our theories.

23:08You're a virgin, aren't you?

23:12That's why they disconnect.

23:24Shall we play spend the bottle?

23:28Basically, wherever the bottle lands, you need to kiss that person.

23:31You know there's a good chance it lands on family.

23:33Family have a veto.

23:34Very convenient.

23:35I'll go first.

23:40Ready?

23:58Come on, Frog.

23:59I want a French one.

24:07I'm not scared of you.

24:09Prove it.

24:26Prove it.

24:28Okay guys, that's great.

24:30Other people are yet to...

24:38Thanks guys.

24:42Thanks guys.

24:45Thanks guys.

24:48Thanks guys.

24:51Come on guys, it's a kiss not a tongue transplant.

24:53Come on.

24:58Now, you take this one.

25:27Oh, sorry.

25:29Don't mind me.

25:39Who's next?

25:41Fuck it.

25:43I'll go.

25:49You're up.

25:53Sorry, I don't think we've been acquainted.

25:55I'm Albie.

25:57I know exactly who you are.

26:01Ruben.

26:03Niles brother.

26:05Oh, I don't do handshakes.

26:07And I don't do what people are turning them down.

26:08I don't do anything.

26:23Ok.

26:30What are you waiting for?

26:32I wasn't playing.

26:34Spin the ball.

26:36Ancient lore.

26:36Oh, you went to the room, you're playing.

26:44Okay, well, can't argue with the ancient law.

26:51Yes, Albie!

26:54Oh, this is exciting.

27:26What are you waiting for?

27:29You know, man enough to kiss a bloke or something.

27:31Yeah, kiss him.

27:32No.

27:34No.

27:35No.

27:36No.

27:40No.

27:50No.

27:54No.

28:00No.

28:01No.

28:02No.

28:03No.

28:04No.

28:05No.

28:13I'm your ID's ready, please.

28:27What's that?

28:28Electricity, mate. Have a sniff?

28:31No, no. I'm good, actually.

28:33Oh, then more for me, then.

28:37Boys?

28:39Celeste? Bump of life, mate.

28:41Sure. Why not?

28:49Do you even know what it is?

28:51Don't care. You need to tolerate your brother somehow.

28:58Where's Joanna?

28:59Urinating in the bushes.

29:01Sorry, guys. I bet you think I'm minging now.

29:10Right. Let's talk game plan.

29:12It's a fat prick checking student IDs.

29:14Yeah, looks like it.

29:15You'll charm them, though. Don't worry.

29:17Bouncers are the only ones who manage to see through my bullshit.

29:20What bullshit?

29:21Exactly.

29:22I'll have to find another way in.

29:23But wait.

29:24What if you don't?

29:25Don't worry.

29:26I have a knack for worming my way into tight spaces.

29:36I'll have to spend my time at work

29:38My job is very boring, I'm at office work

29:41The only thing that helps me pass the time away

29:44Is coming on me back at Echoview someday

30:02Can't get enough of that iron brew?

30:04No, I'm here for all the pussy.

30:07I'm sorry about my brother

30:09I bet his heart's in the right place

30:12I've always hated that phrase

30:14It's excuse making for shitty behaviour

30:17I mean, why did you bring him?

30:19I wanted to see him

30:20We're practically the same person

30:24You're not remotely

30:26You're the same person

30:27In the same way Jekyll and Hyde are the same person

30:35Yes, I love this song

30:38I don't

30:39Geldof's a wanker

30:42I'm sorry it's in the right place

30:47Did you see Live Aid?

30:49Holy shit

30:50Freddie Mercury?

30:51Yeah, incredible, wasn't it?

30:53Would be nice, wouldn't it?

30:54To be able to dance like that

30:57Oh, you're telling me that Niall Kennedy can't Radio Gaga

31:03He won't watch that

31:14It's so exciting

31:15No, no, no, I love it

31:16It was as though Freddie had died

31:19And come back with longer limbs

31:31What the hell is he doing?

31:50You know what it is

31:52But that's gotta be mine

31:53You better find a way

31:55Oh, oh, oh

31:57It's a rat trap

31:59And you'd be

32:00Oh!

32:11Hey, are you okay?

32:12Look at this place

32:13How did we get from hunter-gatherers to student unions?

32:15It's an evolutionary mis-up

32:18Excuse me, mate

32:19You just nudged me

32:21I think you should slow down a bit

32:23Look, promise me you won't start shit

32:25I won't

32:26It's a bumpy come-up is all

32:27I'll be chock-full of love in a second

32:29Don't you worry

32:31Oh, there they are

32:32They're slappers

32:34Come here, you

32:40It's going to end horribly

32:42You have no idea

32:46Here

32:48I'll be your guide

32:50Easy win a bit

32:52Easy win a bit

32:53Take a walk with me

33:08Less tongue

33:09What?

33:11Next time

33:13Less tongue

33:14Right

33:39What happened to Easy 9?

33:42I think I'm feeling it

33:47Here

33:50You're still flaccid

33:51I'm not going to get one here

33:54Oh, that's fine

33:56We leave

33:59Yo, we're leaving

34:01Oh, yeah, you are

34:02Dummy's hell, okay

34:04He's already raised

34:14Ruben has blackness in him

34:19I think you need some water

34:21Oh, my coat

34:23Wait here

34:36Albie

34:52Albie

34:54I'm moving it up.

34:58Where's Celeste?

35:01Narnia, by now, I reckon.

35:05Did you have a good night?

35:08It started well.

35:11I suppose it's ending well, too.

35:14Who remembers the middle, right?

35:17Exactly.

35:18So many films were forgiven for starting and ending well.

35:22Great escape.

35:23How dare you.

35:26E.T.

35:27Get out.

35:28It's perfect.

35:37What a shitty start to uni.

35:39One of my black mates thinks I'm a virgin,

35:41the other thinks I'm a social freak.

35:43So you're not a virgin?

35:45No, no, I...

35:46I had sex with my brother's girlfriend once.

35:50Well, we had sex with her together.

35:54Well, that's dark.

35:58Sorry, I'm just trying to get my head around how that works.

36:01Well, he brought her home one night and pretty much placed her on me.

36:06Right, how old were you?

36:07I was 15, he was 17.

36:13What?

36:15No.

36:16It just all makes sense now.

36:19Why he feels part of you.

36:28Do you fancy a film or something where we could watch the start of the great escape and the end

36:34of E.T., try and make sense of them together?

36:38The prisoners of war who escaped to the moon on a bicycle?

36:41Yeah.

36:42Sounds perfect.

36:44Let's run.

36:45Because it's freezing.

36:46It's ripping to the moon and I don't even know where we could see your girlfriend.

36:47It's in.

36:48It's in.

36:49It's okay.

36:50It's in.

36:50Yeah, it's in.

36:53It's in.

37:14It's in.

37:20Look, I'm not quite ready for that

37:23That's okay

37:24This does no pressure

37:26I know

37:27I want to

37:29I just

37:32I just

37:34Hey

37:36Hey, hey, what's going on?

37:39I just, I don't know where these feelings have come from

37:43I mean, my mum's gay for clay's sake, it should be easy

37:45Hey, your mum's gay?

37:49Yeah

37:50I'm genuinely impressed

37:51I mean, gay mum's are, that's pretty radical

37:53I think it's the watch of our deal

37:58You told them

37:59No way

38:00A fucking town would have a field day

38:03They would think there was something in our water

38:08Well, we can go at your pace

38:11Even if that means going backwards

38:13I hope that works

38:17Oh my, you have a lot to learn

38:22We can do whatever you want

38:25We can chat

38:28We can watch films

38:30We can...

38:32Hug

38:34Maybe

38:40I won't say anything

38:57You're a shit hugger

39:07It's okay, it's preoccupied

39:10I'm sorry

39:12I'm sorry

39:37I love it

39:38You can love it

39:40No, no, don't

39:41No, no, don't

39:41I'll get you, Mum

39:46No, no, get away

39:48No, you stink, purge man

39:52I'm coming by for more, Frenchie

39:54Just you wait

40:02So what happened?

40:04They just started kissing in front of me

40:06So I gave Ruben an ultimatum

40:08I said, if you carry on kissing her

40:09I'm going home

40:11And what did he say to that?

40:13He said, win-win

40:14Then spat in my face

40:16Jesus

40:19I'm so sorry

40:24Are you going to be able to get through this induction?

40:26I'll be fine

40:28I've been through worse than him

40:29That's for sure

40:33We do have a fairly extensive reading list this year

40:36And I suggest you take a look at all the texts on it

40:38I know for some of you, English isn't your primary subject

40:41But I still think it'd be good to acquaint yourself with the wider

40:45The wider syllabus

40:48It's Joanna, isn't it?

40:51Would you like to take a moment?

40:57Now for the rest of us

40:59If you can take a look at the handout in front of you

41:08Fucking way!

41:14Fucking way!

41:16Fucking way!

41:25What's going on here?

41:27Acid

41:28Some of the strongest shit I've taken

41:34Your eyes are holes right now

41:36Big

41:38Dark

41:39Shitty holes

41:46Is Celeste okay?

41:47She's just working through some shit

41:50That's the beauty of this drug

41:52There's actually never been more awake in her life

42:07Come here

42:08Dance with me

42:10Here

42:13Get on my feet

42:15You need to be at my level for what I'm about to tell you

42:28What are we doing here?

42:31My dad

42:33You know what's gone and done?

42:36Had another child with this random bird

42:39She's fighting him for custody

42:43Right

42:44Okay

42:51We can't let him win, Jagger

42:56We can't let him win

43:04If you lot don't get the fuck out

43:06I'm calling the police

43:21How do you get rid of him?

43:24It wasn't too hard

43:26He is pretty Pavlovian when it comes to police call-outs

43:29I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:30I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:33I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:36I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:38I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:41I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:44I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:46I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:47I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:48I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:49I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:50I don't know what I'm about to tell you

43:51I don't know what I'm about to tell you

44:04Hey, hey, hey. What's wrong?

44:09You knew it was supposed to be a fresh start.

44:12A chance to...

44:14And I just made all the same mistakes.

44:17It's OK. It's not going to be here forever.

44:20I'm sorry. I shouldn't be crying.

44:22Hey, hey, don't worry.

44:27That's what I meant about performing.

44:32I can see it in your eyes, almost.

44:35The real you was in there.

44:39Just trying to get out.

44:44I mean, that's the thing with eyes.

44:46They always tell the truth.

44:56Well, what are they saying now, then?

45:01That you're exhausted?

45:05That you're done fighting?

45:07Yeah.

45:09You can say that again.

45:14But then stop fighting.

45:27You know, I know this isn't like, like sexy, but this is my first time with a man, so sexy

45:34can win.

45:35Yeah, that's fine by me.

45:36That you're doing.

45:37Come on.

45:44Have a seat.

45:46Have a seat.

46:04I just tried to focus here.

46:06Let me just check.

46:21Hey, what are you doing?

46:23Oh, no, it's just, uh, it's just suddenly occurred to me that I am doing it again.

46:28What do you mean?

46:29I just told myself the last time I got on the straight, but I wouldn't do it again.

46:32No, no, I'm sorry, please, I, it's, it's just, it's Ruben, he'll, he'll kill me if he finds out.

46:37Your mothers are together, why would he care?

46:39It's, it's different with men, isn't it?

46:42It's more shameful.

46:49Wow, okay.

46:51By society's standards, I mean.

46:53Wait, I'll be pleased, let's, let's reset.

46:56I, you know, Niall, um, the first boy I ever got with was so worried about being found out that,

47:03um, he came in my hand and then he ran out of the room to tell everyone I hit on

47:09him.

47:10I shared a dorm with eight other guys and they beat me up every night.

47:15And so one day I stood up and I said, so what?

47:20I'm gay.

47:22The next person to touch me wants it.

47:26And I stood there with my arms crossed and I waited and nothing happened.

47:33You know why?

47:36Because my strength was far greater than their fear.

47:45Yeah, a few weeks later, I, uh, I went up to that boy and I thanked him.

47:50I said, um, I said that he didn't tell anyone I never would have.

48:01Why are you telling me this?

48:07Because if he didn't tell anyone, I never would have.

48:30Did you have died to have another kid?

48:35Who told you that?

48:38You did, yesterday.

48:39No, I never.

48:40I, I should remember, Rabind.

48:41I never said anything.

48:56Joanna's really upset.

49:00Why?

49:01Because I fucked a much fitter bird.

49:04You spat on her face, Ruben.

49:05So what?

49:06I'm not fucking justifying myself to you.

49:09You saw the way she threw herself over me all night.

49:11It was embarrassing.

49:12If you give your body away so easily like that, don't be upset if it comes back with spit on

49:16her.

49:46What's this about?

49:49Fuck work.

49:51I'm staying here.

49:53Why should you get all this for free and I get nothing?

49:55We share everything.

49:56I mean, you're wearing my jumper right now.

49:57It's different.

49:58You don't get to whisk off on a fancy grant and leave me in a shithole.

50:01Fuck that.

50:02You should have brought me with you from the start.

50:04We can't share a room forever, Ruben.

50:06It's not about the room.

50:07It's about the fucking principal.

50:12Don't you bring up my father again, okay?

50:16I will rip that jumper off your back right here, right now.

50:19You understand?

50:24You got anything else to say?

50:27Stay.

50:28Stay as long as you want.

50:44Stay as long as you want.

51:10How do you feel?

51:14I feel...

51:15Yeah, yeah, stand.

51:18Look, should we go to your room?

51:20Ruben's coming back and I don't want him to know we're talking.

51:23What, so he didn't take it well?

51:26He needs time.

51:27It wasn't so much the reveal.

51:29I mean, like you said, our mums.

51:30It was more that I kept it so long.

51:34Brotherly shit, you know.

51:43Ruben?

51:45Don't, don't, don't do this.

51:46Can I have a word for a moment?

51:52I know what you're going to say.

51:54We've had the chat.

51:56As far as I'm concerned, bygones be bygones.

52:03Well, uh, that is very commendable.

52:08So sarcastic.

52:10No, uh, no, it's just Niall was worried about how you'd react.

52:15Well, he's pissed off at first, but...

52:18However you guys want to live, I won't get in the way of that, as long as I'm staying here.

52:23Wow.

52:24I'm so impressed.

52:26Really, I am.

52:31Look out, why don't you go, I don't...

52:35Wait, I...

52:37I had you all wrong.

52:39The way you look out for each other.

52:42I get it now.

52:43I really get it.

52:46Great.

52:47Wait, Ruben, I...

52:50I don't think you quite realise what you've done here.

52:52How huge this is.

52:54Calm down, mate.

52:55It's a broken kitchen.

52:56I won't do it again.

53:03Right, I see.

53:10What is your fucking deal, man?

53:12In what sense?

53:13Sniffing your fucking face at me.

53:15Well, it wasn't at you, actually.

53:16It was at your brother.

53:17You think that's fucking better, do you?

53:18Great, right, right, come on, let's go.

53:20No, no, no.

53:20No, you're really pressing me, son.

53:22Just leave this, okay?

53:24Not until this cunt explains himself.

53:26Do you want to tell him, or shall I?

53:33What the fuck is going on?

53:34Okay, fine, I'll tell him.

53:35I'll be, I'll be, I'll be...

53:36Your brother!

53:53Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

53:59Please, please, bring it up!

54:00Stop, stop!

54:29Stop!

54:30Stop!

54:31Stop!

55:03Stop!

55:04Stop!

55:05Stop!

55:06Stop!

55:07Stop!

55:09Stop!

55:10Stop!

55:19Stop!

55:22Stop!

55:22It's only a game

55:24And I need you

55:27Listen to the words that you say

55:30It's getting harder to stay

55:33When I see you

55:36All I needed was the love you gave

55:42All I needed for another day

55:45And all I ever knew

55:49Only you

56:13All I needed was the love you gave

56:17All I needed for another day

56:21And all I ever knew

56:25Only you

56:31This is gonna take a long time

56:34And I wonder what's mine

56:36Can't take no more

56:40Wonder if you'll understand

56:43It's just a touch of your heart

56:45Behind a closed door

56:49All I needed was the love you gave

56:54All I needed for another day

56:58And all I ever knew

57:08We are gathered here today

57:10To witness the marriage

57:12Of Niall Brandon Kennedy

57:15And Albert Franklin Safari

57:19What's Ribbon doing here

57:20I don't know

57:20I'm so sorry

57:21Jesus Christ

57:22This is fucked up

57:25What do we even do

57:26I don't know

57:28You mean

57:31Maybe ask him to leave or something

57:32No don't do that

57:33I'll just make things worse

57:35Let's just get through this then

57:36They'll be fine

57:38Okay

57:39Do you

57:40Albert Franklin Safari

57:43Take Niall Brandon Kennedy

57:46As your lawfully wedded partner

57:51I do

57:56Do you

57:57Niall Brandon Kennedy

58:00Take Albert Franklin Safari

58:29I do

58:32I do

59:04I do

59:05I do

59:06I do

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