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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being all mine is up to run.
04:25You can have the best of all, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, we're going to be there.
04:31We'll get away.
04:33Yeah.
04:38Oh.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:54Hi, Bodhi.
04:56He's so cute.
04:57Hi.
04:58Hi.
04:58So cute.
05:00So cute.
05:00So tiny.
05:03Hi, Bodhi.
05:04He's so beautiful.
05:05Hi.
05:05So precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35Okay.
05:46I'm hungry.
05:48Okay.
05:53Okay.
06:01He's going to ask me why
06:04I think you knew the answer
06:07When you want to kiss my head
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him
06:16There's nothing wrong with him
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician
06:21I examine your child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague
06:23Oh, I'm doing really well
06:27Thanks, I look after myself
06:29Thanks, I don't need ya
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well
06:38Thanks, I do not need your help
06:41Thanks, I don't need it
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic
06:51Just deep knee squats, up and down
06:53Up and down, just do it while we're talking
07:12Try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper
07:15Kind of lift his cheeks up
07:17Just to make sure that I got it
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you alright?
07:24I'm great
07:26Aww
07:41Oh my god, baby Bonnie
07:43Aww
07:45He's just perfect
07:47I don't know what else to say
07:49He's perfect
07:50I know
07:51I can't even remember life without him
07:55Aww
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy
08:08So I no longer have to ice my crotch
08:10So that's nice
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings
08:15Which could either be postpartum
08:18Or self-awareness
08:20Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this
08:29Margo
08:30Shh
08:30I am
08:35I'm beginning to realize that
08:37Nobody is totally straight with you
08:40You know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy
08:43And the miracle
08:44And wonderful
08:45And
08:46Which
08:47And it is
08:48It
08:49It totally is
08:52But
08:55What?
08:56I mean
08:57It just me refuses
08:59He refuses
09:01To get a good latch
09:04My nipples
09:05Are so
09:06Sore
09:07And after he's done with them
09:09They don't even look like nipples
09:11They're like
09:12More like
09:12Like
09:13Like
09:13Squeeze
09:13Toothpaste tubes
09:15And my areola
09:16Is all
09:17White
09:18And
09:20And
09:21Pinched
09:22And
09:22I mean
09:23He's probably
09:23Cutting off my blood supply
09:25So
09:25And
09:27He just
09:28Spits
09:29Them out
09:30With such
09:32Vicious
09:32Contempt
09:33And he makes
09:34This
09:35Awful
09:36Clicking noise
09:37It's like
09:44I'm sorry
09:45But the fucking little thing
09:47Won't shut up
09:48I mean
09:49At least prohibit us
09:50From getting a dog
09:50Having
09:51A screaming
09:52Baby
09:52I think we need to extend
09:54A little more patience
09:55Please
09:56She could have practiced
09:57A little more patience
09:58Before screwing
09:59Her lip professor
10:05It has become obvious
10:06That the people
10:07In Margo's life
10:08Regard her
10:09As an
10:09Unrelatable
10:10Space alien
10:13And why shouldn't they
10:14She made the world's
10:16Dumbest decision
10:20Meanwhile
10:20Bodhi
10:21Is somehow
10:22Getting cuter
10:23By the day
10:23As if the nutrients
10:25He occasionally
10:26Sucks down
10:26Are a superpowered
10:28Tit ooze
10:29Meant to produce
10:30The world's most
10:31Perfect mutant baby
10:33What will the apex
10:35Of his cuteness be
10:38The jury is out
10:51James
10:53Hey so we've gone over
10:54Your aftercare
10:55And so forth
10:56Your discharge plans
10:57Your follow up appointments
10:58Over and over
11:02So big big reminder
11:04On the importance
11:05Of routine
11:06And support groups
11:07I can't overstate that
11:09And I know
11:11You've been told
11:12That once all the
11:13Kudos and attaboys
11:15Fade
11:15It's the quiet
11:17That you gotta
11:17Watch out for
11:18Yeah
11:19Got somebody
11:20Picking you up
11:21Uber
11:22You have Uber
11:23In New Mexico
11:24Yeah
11:28Everything good?
11:32A little development
11:34Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need
11:39To see a counselor over?
11:43No
11:44No
11:48Hi
11:53Teaching your baby
11:54To breastfeed
11:55Can be tricky
11:56But these stretches
11:58Can help
11:58When your baby
12:00Tell me to tell you
12:03You're looking for
12:05You got it
12:06You got it
12:07Like a fish
12:09Ensure a
12:10Fuck
12:12He's been down in there
12:14Don't you think
12:15If I knew how to
12:16Make him stop
12:16I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you
12:26I don't know why
12:27You think this is acceptable
12:28I have a midterm
12:30In biochem
12:30And I know
12:31You will never understand
12:32What this night of sleep
12:33Might cost me
12:34You will never get it
12:35So if you can't make it
12:36Shut up
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on guys
12:40It is 2am
12:41And you want me to take
12:42My one month baby
12:43Outside?
12:44Not all about you
12:46Or your baby
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless
12:51I am well fucking aware
12:53Of the magnitude
12:54Of my idiocy
12:56But it's your baby
12:57Your responsibility
12:58My responsibility
12:59Is to pass my biochem exam
13:01Okay
13:02I'll leave
13:04That's what you want
13:06I will leave
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes
13:15Because now
13:16I'll be able to sleep
13:29I am not clueless
13:30I am not clueless
13:30I am not clueless
13:30I am not clueless
13:31I am not clueless
13:32I am not clueless
13:33I am not clueless
13:33I am not clueless
13:34I am not clueless
13:34I am not clueless
13:34I am not clueless
13:35I am not clueless
13:36I am not clueless
13:40I am not clueless
13:44I am not clueless
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:23What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother.
14:38Mothers make it. You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this.
14:43Because you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money.
14:50Which means I need a babysitter.
14:53Which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom.
15:31Don't you miss.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you no boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:14Mm-hmm.
17:17Mm-hmm.
17:31Hey, bus is leaving a hot shot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um, I've got a championship belt in here could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you, he doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:10Yeah, be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15Ugh, it just seems so schemy handling your milk.
19:18You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why?
19:32Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't.
19:34Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought...
19:36I'm getting a bad feeling, like maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well, I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were gonna be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God.
21:20Unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:26Oh!
21:26Oh, my God!
21:53Oh!
21:53You've come from the home, wide up.
21:59I do recall the darkness in your eyes.
22:06Let it come out.
22:12That's great.
22:13Let it come out today.
22:20Yay!
22:22Babe, you have a visitor outside.
22:35Mom!
22:36I can't.
22:37He won't.
22:38Stop crying.
22:39And I just, I just can't.
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling.
22:42You wouldn't pick up.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46I'm not meant to be a grandmother, just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker.
22:51Mom, it's okay.
22:52No, it is not okay.
22:54Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that.
22:56I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
23:00And his crying nonstop, that is exactly what he is trying to say.
23:04And I will not be judged, not by him or anyone else.
23:10Look at him.
23:11Look at him.
23:12He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him, just to make me feel worse about myself.
23:19Mom, it'll be okay.
23:26Okay.
23:40I am an awful grandmother.
23:45Oh, you're not.
23:47You're not.
23:47Oh, stop being nice.
23:49You're being mercy nice.
23:50I will not be pitied.
23:52I'm just terrible at everything, except being pretty.
23:58And you excel at that.
24:01Brilliantly.
24:12I'm sorry I called him a fucker.
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle.
24:35I love you.
24:39Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44But what?
24:46Okay, you're fired.
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on.
24:53I'll solve the childcare thing.
24:54You won't.
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life.
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
25:04We survive because of dedicated employees.
25:06I need a job, Tess.
25:09And you're my friend.
25:11Yeah, and Zao's your friend that I'm saying now.
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time.
25:17Especially writers.
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together.
25:28Light as a feather and stiff as a board.
25:32And lonely is right on.
25:33I've got my sights on.
25:35That open door, I could run.
25:38Or I could take one for the team.
25:41But this time tomorrow, I won't be breathing.
25:44Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut.
25:48But I'm from the side.
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong.
25:55In fact, it's a positive development.
25:58Of sorts.
26:00We wanted to let you know we found our own place.
26:03So we'll be moving out in a week.
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
26:08Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out.
26:17A little notice might have been nice.
26:19It came up pretty quickly.
26:21And of course, we can still be friends and all of that.
26:27Okay.
26:46They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
26:56Bullshit.
26:56It's not just about popping back up.
27:01It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
27:07That's what character is.
27:09You pass the other guy's guts out.
27:11You turn him into goo.
27:26You turn him into goo.
27:39Professor.
27:42Come in.
27:50Mark.
27:51Meet Bodhi.
27:53Bodhi.
27:54Meet Mark.
27:56Well, this has become very real.
27:58Oh.
28:00He's super real.
28:02Though I would imagine
28:03far less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:14Hello, little guy.
28:18Wow.
28:19Margo.
28:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter.
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
28:33Hence, I lost my job.
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand
28:41dollars per month.
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
28:47So instead, I've come to demand it.
28:51I need three thousand dollars.
28:55You're going to give it to me.
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me three thousand dollars.
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond.
29:33No.
29:35I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him and...
29:38You know, I could see his face start to contort and I didn't want to soften and him to try
29:43to negotiate me down.
29:44I must say, I'm impressed.
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him.
29:48Susie's watching him.
29:49So, there.
29:50Progress on the babysitting front, too.
29:52Progress all around.
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice.
29:57Great.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Just looking at the menu.
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva.
30:05Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing...
30:09I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat.
30:14And you're free to order whatever you like.
30:17No expense spared.
30:19We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't.
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
30:24But I need one.
30:25You know I don't drink.
30:27I need one drink.
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no.
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just, um...
30:40Hold on.
30:41Order me nachos.
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett.
30:47Speaking.
30:48Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable.
30:52as in the mother his uh hello i thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands
31:01what do you mean a meeting a meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement
31:09mark has given me your contacts i will email you an address this is a joke a joke you find
31:16extortion
31:17funny i don't i'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow it would be best
31:27you okay i'm fine you don't look fine well i am so mom says you're a big deal in the
31:37church
31:38well i'm the president and the youth ministry director it's really cool you have a really
31:44good programs like plays and stuff they even put on uh rent rent yeah we're much more liberal than
31:54we're given credit for which is why it was so silly for cheyenne to think that i i would judge
32:00you for
32:01having a baby out of wedlock you know most people these days they just don't accept any consequences
32:10for you know their actions a lot of girls in your situation they would have cried rape
32:16they would have um you know said well he was my professor he should have done this or he shouldn't
32:21have done that and my point is is that we're all fallen creatures the real test is what we do
32:28when
32:29those chickens come home to roost
32:35right yeah see i i told you we would get along which is actually why i i wanted to uh
32:43ask you to this
32:44dinner um tonight um i i'd like to ask uh for your blessing marco i would like to ask for
32:54your mother's
32:54hand in marriage uh oh yeah oh so we have do we have your blessing yeah yeah of course okay
33:12you
33:13oh
33:15cheyenne
33:17you are the most beautiful beautiful woman i've ever met yes yes i said yes
33:26i would be honored if i could be the boring to your beautiful the strong to your delicate
33:37the serious do you're silly cheyenne will you be my wife yes
33:49hey everyone let's give a big applebee cheer to the happy guys
34:05it's actually quite beautiful and romantic maybe it's even possible she really loves him
34:11hmm that's very affirming i always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed
34:17just books and movies yeah is that cabbage really working i think so it's supposed to help with
34:27inflammation and i gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet mark's mom
34:33oh yikes yeah yikes indeed
34:43what
34:46look i've never brought you into this part of my life but now the girls are gone
34:49i feel comfortable saying that i'm into cosplay very into it i'm a cosplayer
35:00yeah i figured anyway if you ever want to model some looks i think you'd be a natural
35:08oh okay thank you just think about it i will i promise
35:29god at this hour what now seriously what the fuck now
35:48dad
35:51hey baby
35:52i thought you might be dead
35:57i thought
35:59i thought
36:00i was
36:01i was
36:04i was
36:06i was
36:15They don't feel the tension at all
36:18They don't have it all for you
36:22Is that what humans do?
36:31You got it swinging in my brain
36:34Will it ever be the same?
36:38Yeah, I wish it was new
36:41And I fucked it up for you
36:44Is that what humans do?
36:47They don't feel the tension at all
36:50They don't have it all for you
36:54Is that what humans do?
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