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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:17You got this.
04:42You got this.
04:43Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:54Hi, Bodhi.
04:56He's so cute.
04:58He's so cute.
05:00So tiny.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He's so beautiful.
05:05He's so precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just, he's so...
05:14Handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:34Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:48Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:56Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:01He's going to ask me all right, I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my hand.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine a child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well.
06:27Thanks, I look after myself.
06:29Oh, thanks, I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well.
06:38Thanks, I do not need your help.
06:41Thanks, I don't need it.
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic, just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
07:08I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, kind of lift his cheeks up
07:17just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you all right?
07:24I'm great.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Aww.
07:28Please don't love me how I am.
07:32I think you knew me ought to wait when you get started.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42Baby Pony.
07:44Aww.
07:45He's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49He's perfect.
07:50I know.
07:52I can't even remember life without him.
07:56Aww.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch, so that's nice.
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful, which it is.
08:49It totally is.
08:53But...
08:55But what?
08:57I mean, it just refuses...
09:00It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're like, more like, like, like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and pinched.
09:22And everything's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry, but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please, she could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor?
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:24As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Hey, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth.
10:56Your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:01So, um...
11:03Big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:08I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:26Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49It's hard.
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky.
11:56But these stretches can help.
11:59You got it.
12:03You got it.
12:06You got it.
12:07Like a fish.
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it.
12:35So if you can't make it, shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside!
12:39Hey, come on, guys.
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless.
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy.
12:56But it's your baby, your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam.
13:02Okay.
13:03I'll leave.
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave.
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep.
13:18I will leave.
13:39I will leave.
14:17I will leave.
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:22What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter.
14:25Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous.
14:36You're a mother.
14:37Mothers make it.
14:39You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this.
14:43Because you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money,
14:50which means I need a babysitter,
14:53which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom.
15:04Mom.
15:07Mom.
15:15Mom.
15:16Mom.
15:16Mom.
15:17Mom.
15:17Mom.
15:18Mom.
15:19Mom.
15:19Mom.
15:19Mom.
15:26Mom.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you know Boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20They used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so was that his case?
16:37He's sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You had it home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:49Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm-hmm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent in home?
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:03Oh, yeah.
17:13Mm-hmm.
17:14Mm-hmm.
17:18Mm-hmm.
17:21Mm-hmm.
17:24Mm-hmm.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:31hey bus is leaving hot shot thank you thank you very kindly
17:54hey excuse me sir um i've got a champion
17:58ship belt in here could use a good home i could autograph it for you i could take a photo
18:03in
18:03case you want to resell but i got to walk out that door in exactly 10 seconds
18:07how'd you like to do a little business with jinx
18:09what
18:21so
18:24so
18:39I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See? You see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
18:59There you go.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so steamy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26You know, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why?
19:32Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't.
19:34Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something right there.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:03Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What?
20:08Like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26I really think he's going to let you spend $400 a month on face cream.
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well, I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:10Okay, no, no, I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were going to be this way.
21:16I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God, unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:25Watch out!
21:26Oh, wow.
21:30Oh, wow!
21:49I love you.
22:00Call the air with madness in your eyes
22:05Let it go down
22:11That's great
22:12Let it go down
22:19You have a visitor outside
22:34Mom
22:36I can't
22:37He won't stop crying
22:38And I just
22:39I just can't
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling
22:42You wouldn't pick up
22:44Oh my god
22:45I'm not meant to be a grandmother
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker
22:51Mom, it's okay
22:52No, it is not okay
22:53Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that
22:56I wish I could be a better person
22:58But I'm not
22:59And his crying not stop
23:01That is exactly what he is trying to say
23:04And I will not be judged
23:06Not by him or anyone else
23:10Look at him
23:11Look at him
23:12He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him
23:15Just to make me feel worse about myself
23:19Mom, it'll be okay
23:40I am an awful grandmother
23:45You're not
23:46Oh, stop being nice
23:48You're being mercy nice
23:50I will not be pitied
23:52I'm just
23:53I'm just
23:54I'm just
23:54I'm just terrible at everything
23:55Except being pretty
23:58And you excel at that
23:59And you excel at that
24:00Brilliantly
24:12I'm sorry
24:13I called him, motherfucker
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle
24:35Love you
24:38Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44What?
24:46Okay, you're fired
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on
24:53I'll solve the childcare thing
24:54You won't
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it
25:03We survive because of dedicated employees
25:06I need a job, Tess
25:09And you're my friend
25:11Yeah, and Sal's your friend that I'm saying now
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time
25:18Especially writers
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together
25:28Light as a feather and stiff as a board
25:31And money is right on
25:33I've got my sights on
25:35That open door
25:36I could run
25:38Or I could
25:38Take one for the team
25:40But this time tomorrow
25:42I won't be breathing
25:44Believe me
25:45I'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48Or I'm gonna be sorry
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong.
25:55In fact, it's a positive development.
25:58Of sorts.
26:00But we wanted to let you know we found our own place
26:03So we'll be moving out in a week
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up
26:06So you could find new roommates
26:09Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out
26:17A little notice might have been nice
26:19It came up pretty quickly
26:21And of course
26:23We can still be friends and all of that
26:26And...
26:27Okay
26:46They say it's not about how you fall
26:49But how you get back up
26:57It's not just about popping back up
27:01It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
27:07That's what character is
27:08You pass the other guys guts out
27:10You turn them into goo
27:17You turn them into goo
27:40Professor
27:43Come in
27:50Mark
27:52Meet Bodie
27:54Bodie
27:55Meet Mark
27:55Well this has become very real
27:58Oh
27:59He's super real
28:01Though I would imagine
28:03Far less interesting
28:05Far less interesting than if he were fictional
28:13Uh...
28:15Little little guy
28:17Wow
28:19Margot
28:21He's really beautiful isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter
28:30Makes it difficult to work
28:32Hence
28:34I lost my job
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out
28:37So my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand dollars per month
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money
28:47So instead
28:49I've come to demand it
28:51I need three thousand dollars
28:55You're going to give it to me
28:59Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:05You will give me three thousand dollars
29:09Of course
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond
29:33No
29:34I just...
29:35I don't know
29:36I started to feel sorry for him
29:38And...
29:38You know
29:39I could see his face start to contort
29:41And I didn't want to soften
29:42And for him to try to negotiate me down
29:44I must say
29:45I'm impressed
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him
29:48Susie's watching him
29:49So...
29:50There...
29:50Progress on the babysitting front too
29:52Let's see...
29:53Progress all around
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice
29:56Thank you
29:57Hey
29:59Oh my god
30:00Just looking at the menu
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva
30:04Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well...
30:08The thing about nursing
30:09I'm constantly starved
30:11Margot
30:12I want you to know
30:13This meal is my treat
30:14And you're free to order whatever you like
30:17Uh...
30:17No expense spared
30:18We don't need an appetizer
30:20Well...
30:21Maybe you don't
30:21You're about to order a margarita
30:23The size of your head
30:24But...
30:24I need one
30:25You know I don't drink
30:34Susan?
30:36Uh...
30:36No...
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just...
30:40Hold on...
30:41Order me...
30:42Nachos
30:44Hello?
30:46This is Margot Millett
30:47Speaking
30:47Elizabeth Gable calling
30:49Uh...
30:51Elizabeth?
30:51Gable...
30:52As in the mother
30:53His
30:55Uh...
30:55Hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands
31:01What do you mean a meeting?
31:03A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement
31:09Mark has given me your contacts
31:11I will email you an address
31:13This is a joke
31:14A joke?
31:16You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow
31:22It would be best
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine
31:31You don't look fine
31:32Well I am
31:34So...
31:35Mom says you're a big deal in the church
31:38Well I'm the president and the youth ministry director
31:41It's really cool
31:42We have really good programs like plays and stuff
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent
31:52Rent
31:52Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well he was my professor, he should have done this, or he shouldn't
32:21have done that
32:21And, uh, my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost
32:35All right
32:36Yeah
32:38See, I told you we would get along
32:41Which is actually why I wanted to, uh, ask you to this dinner, um, tonight
32:46Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage
32:58Uh...
32:58Oh?
32:59Yeah
33:01Oh
33:02Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Uh...
33:06Yeah
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course
33:08Okay
33:12Hello
33:15Cheyenne
33:17You are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met
33:21Yes!
33:22Yes!
33:22I said yes!
33:23Don't let me finish
33:24I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful
33:34The strong to your delicate, the serious to your silly
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes
33:48Okay
33:49Hey, everyone
33:50Let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy guys
33:53Oh!
34:05It's actually quite beautiful
34:07And romantic
34:09Maybe it's even possible she really loves him
34:11Mmm, that's very affirming
34:13I always find it so moving when love works out in real life
34:16As opposed to just books and movies
34:19Yeah
34:22Is that cabbage really working?
34:25I think so
34:26It's supposed to help with inflammation
34:27And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom
34:33Ooh, yikes
34:35Yeah, yikes indeed
34:37Yeah, yikes indeed
34:43What?
34:46Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life but now the girls are gone
34:49I feel comfortable saying that I'm into cosplay
34:54Very into it
34:55Very into it
34:56I'm a cosplayer
34:59Yeah, I figured
35:01Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural
35:09Oh, okay
35:11Thank you
35:12Just think about it
35:15I will
35:15I promise
35:17Yeah
35:29God, at this hour?
35:32What now?
35:34Seriously
35:35What the fuck now?
35:48Dad?
35:51Hey, baby
35:55I thought you might be dead
36:07You
36:09Have I fucked it up for you?
36:12Cause you're angry that you ignore
36:15They don't feel the tension and draw
36:18They don't have it all for you
36:22Yeah, is that what humans do?
36:31You got it swinging in my plane
36:34Would it ever be the same?
36:38Would it ever be the same?
36:39Would it ever be the same?
36:39Would it ever be the most new?
36:41Have I fucked it up for you?
36:43Have I fucked it up for you?
36:44Cause you're angry that you ignore
36:47They don't feel the tension and draw
36:50They don't have it all for you
36:54Yeah, it's not what humans do
36:56You
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