00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies, hey fellas, and the people that don't give a...
03:01All the lovers, all the haters, and all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas, pimp daddies, and the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey rockers.
03:13Hip hoppers.
03:15Hit everybody.
03:16Everybody's running.
03:17Aah.
03:18Hands up.
03:19Hands down.
03:20Back up.
03:20Back up.
03:21Tell me what you're going to do now.
03:22Breathe in.ahrOT
03:24back up.
03:26Tell me what
03:26you're going to do now. Rollin,
03:28rollin, rollin, rollin. Aah. Keep
03:30rollin,
03:31rollin, rollin, rollin. Hey. Keep rollin,
03:33rollin,
03:34rollin, rollin.
03:55To be continued...
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand.
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet.
04:25And a bonus if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, all right.
04:31Let's go get him then!
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:38So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like new jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation.
04:52You'll deliver the package to them.
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight.
04:58That's all.
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes.
05:09Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:14What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:20We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know.
05:26It's a lot to take in.
05:27Someone walks up and tells you,
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:38The worst truth is that not only are demons real,
05:41they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon?
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:05They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:33They can't.
06:37They can't.
06:38Oh, shit.
07:13Devil's spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:36Let him in.
07:43Who the...
07:43This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Ops.
07:48Anders, aren't you...
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:00Ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-ten-four.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:20Oh, uh...
08:22So...
08:23Wait.
08:24What do I have to do again?
08:25What do I have to do again?
08:35Dante?
08:38Dante?
08:38You hear?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:44It's your buddy Enzo!
08:48I'm over here.
08:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:51Dante!
08:53You are here!
08:54Thank God!
08:55I was worried I missed you!
08:57Hey, Enzo.
08:59How've you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple
09:05right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there. I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:23That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!
09:29It's my fault, I'll be honest. Don't blame poor old Enzo. I'm just a little man. I'm so funny.
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job. The White Rabbit. He's the one.
09:41Set the whole thing up.
09:43Satan, he comes into my office talking all through. I'm mesmerized.
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first, and then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much. Yeah.
10:10All right. That checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:15Just cause the job was fake. Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:20Pure, uncut, American green.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:27And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later, disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother. Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:50I don't have to care.
10:51I know.
10:53So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:03Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:08So, there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only because they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:30What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to them, huh?
11:35No moss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:45It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown, then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun.
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:42Of course it's not the guy.
12:46Okay.
12:54Okay.
13:13What are we shooting at?
13:43Do it shit now!
13:51That is off!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing. This guy's got taste!
14:44What?
15:07Good!
15:07Good.
15:35Go!
15:37Son of a drunk lord!
15:38None of the applause!
15:39Fucking cut the cord!
15:41Light drop!
15:41Turn the radio!
15:43Turn that shit up!
15:45Light drop!
15:46Turn the radio!
15:48Turn that shit up!
15:49Light drop!
15:51Turn the radio!
15:53Turn it up!
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad.
16:07I heal extremely fast.
16:09Like a superhero.
16:11Not that I call myself a superhero.
16:13But your mom does.
16:17Oh, you can...
16:19Win!
16:21Perfect!
16:37Hey, Pat!
16:38Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41Yep.
16:43I feel bad for you, Doc.
16:45Your first time in the field, and we're not even gonna see action.
16:48Mm-mm.
16:49My brain is too valuable to risk taking into a combat zone.
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter the soonest possible moment.
16:56Come on!
16:57You don't wanna pick up a sweet battle scar like my man here?
16:59You're...
17:00King.
17:01What?
17:02I'm saying he's a badass!
17:03You went toe to paw with the white rabbit, and lived.
17:06I got lucky.
17:07That's all.
17:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:09Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
17:09What.
17:10Was.
17:11That.
17:11That guy.
17:13It looks like he can heal himself.
17:15Any explanations there, Doc?
17:17Uh...
17:18Not at the moment.
17:20Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22I have a theory.
17:26I'll be testing it shortly.
17:29Great.
17:30So the guy's some sort of super soldier?
17:32And he's wearing half the transmitter that keeps our reality from being swarmed by the armies of hell...
17:37...as a necklace.
17:38Yeah.
17:40He really is just wearing it, isn't he?
17:43Kinda makes you question Sparda's whole plan.
17:45Excuse me, but, um...
17:47What's an ancient Greek city state got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta.
17:52Sparda!
17:53Did no one read the intelligence briefing I prepared?
17:57I read it.
18:03Sparda's the one hell-dweller who might be worth not vaporizing on sight.
18:07He was a demon knight.
18:09Whatever that means.
18:11Big bad warrior blah blah blah.
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus.
18:17The demon's king.
18:19Two thousand years ago when our world was still connected to their shithole.
18:23And Mundus wasn't happy just ruling the shithole.
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity.
18:29Make slaves at us all.
18:31Typical demon shit.
18:33And I guess Sparda woke up one day and realized,
18:36Hey, this is evil as fuck.
18:39So he rebelled.
18:40He fought against Mundus.
18:42Taking out hundreds of his own former legions.
18:45Kind of the least he could fucking do really.
18:49But even he couldn't stop an entire world of abominations.
18:53The only way to protect humanity was to seal the realms off from each other.
18:59He himself stayed on our side.
19:02Which, if that's true, he's been M.I. fucking A whenever shit hits the fan for the past few millennia.
19:13So maybe he is just another pit beast after all.
19:34Dante! Remember me?
19:36Let's see.
19:38Seven feet tall.
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle out of beef jerky.
19:42I do remember.
19:43Arnie, right?
19:44How are the kids?
19:45Great.
19:46Thanks.
19:47Julie just got into Yale.
19:50So, look.
19:51There's a big-ass bounty on that necklace of yours.
19:55I was thinking.
19:56You and me bring it in together, huh?
19:59Split the dough.
20:01Fifty-fifty.
20:02That's a better offer than someone made.
20:07But it's gonna be hard now.
20:10Worth a shot.
20:12Sorry about the place.
20:14No hard feelings.
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something.
20:42Man.
20:44These dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name.
20:50Oh.
20:52Your daughters?
20:53I'm all they got, you know?
20:55So when I went to sign up for the army because there was no other option, and this recruiter comes
20:58up to me saying,
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home.
21:01He left out the demons from hell part though.
21:03Kinda wish he led with the demons from hell part.
21:06I wanna answer differently.
21:08It's time.
21:10I'm going in.
21:12Copy that, Lieutenant?
21:12You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up.
21:52Hey.
21:53That was actually kinda close.
21:56Closer than you think.
22:10Hey!
22:21Of course the goon squad was a misdirect.
22:25Who was that chick?
22:27What a woman!
22:29I don't care who she is.
22:31I made a promise.
22:34And I'm going to keep it.
22:39So, who here's looking for representation?
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting and wondered, what the fuck kind of person could just shoot you?
23:23Shake off bullets like that.
23:25A really, really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all.
23:29That was an anti-demon round I hit you with.
23:31Which means, no matter how good you might be at hiding it,
23:35you're a demon.
23:42Ripped an irresistible dreamboat, I know.
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off.
23:46You're not demon, but you're blood.
23:49I've heard it was possible.
23:50I never thought I'd see one, though.
23:52No. You're a hybrid.
23:54Part human, part demon.
23:56Wait. You think I'm part demon?
23:58You are. And I've got the one weapon on Earth.
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed,
24:44you'd know how crazy you sound.
24:46Demons kill their own all the time.
24:48Death and destruction is the core of your nature.
24:51Trust me, I know all about demon's nature.
24:54I'm not one of them.
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do.
25:00Unholy strength, but no intelligence.
25:02No strategy.
25:03I don't know.
25:04Seems like I've managed to catch you.
25:06Since we're getting so personal.
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is, do you?
25:16Know that it's mine!
25:17All yours, hellblood.
25:19We're not gonna be able to catch you.
25:23No!
25:24No!
25:28No!
25:29No!
25:30No!
25:32No!
25:36No!
25:36No!
25:38No!
25:39No!
25:43No!
25:46No!
25:48No!
25:54Jackpot!
25:55Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species, prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Cover special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case you manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:49Bless me with the leaf of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom reign.
27:05We are falling.
27:10The light is calling.
27:13Tears inside me.
27:18Calm me down.
27:20Midnight.
27:23Midnight.
27:25Midst of resolving.
27:29Crown me with the pure green leaf.
27:36Praise to my father.
27:41Blessed by the water.
27:45Black night.
27:47Dark sky.
27:49The devil's cry.
28:09Teenage.
28:10Darkっぽond.
28:13The devil's cry.
28:20Ar
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