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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
03:03I like you better when you just hated presidents.
03:07As you find your place in the world, know that it won't always be easy.
03:12Sometimes life hits you with everything it's got.
03:40The earth reclaims her stolen flesh.
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:33See? Even your greatest heroes are useless against the power of God!
04:52Nice save, Mark.
04:54It would have been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's greatest treasures.
04:59It's not destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know...
05:06Do not do that. We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said,
05:13Whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he, though? Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes? Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero. Good timing.
05:28Mm-hmm.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh, man. Wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:38Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but, you know, high school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:56Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:02Marcus Sebastian?
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:08Some secrets should never be revealed, Justine.
06:14Everyone, please rise.
06:18Congratulations, graduates.
06:25Remember, be bold.
06:29Be original.
06:32Be...
06:46I don't know.
06:49I don't feel any different.
06:52It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:56Amber, summer plans. Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean, on the weekends. Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:24I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry. I didn't mean to make that weird for you or to...
07:47No, that's... that's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face?
07:53Seems cathartic.
07:55Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:57Speaking of...
08:04God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo.
08:12Hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:16Mark?
08:17I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's all right.
08:26Here.
08:29What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:32Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you, this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49Come on.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Sekwids ever take over, Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
09:00You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:06Livingston.
09:08Uh, well, what makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say it?
09:14Martians?
09:16I, um, I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:26You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:30Say, uh, everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything, you, everything's okay, yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide.
09:40Well, I, uh, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there.
09:47One can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:56Uh, not yourself.
09:59But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston, this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:08Oh, God, no.
10:11Well, I, I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:16What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again.
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart.
10:22Just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Uh, Christ on a Christmas tree.
10:26No one's killing anybody.
10:29But effective immediately, you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:34Huh?
10:47Oh, shit!
10:51Oh!
10:52Oh!
10:53Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:56Oh!
11:01Oh!
11:08Whew! There.
11:10Saved you some work.
11:14What the hell do you think you're doing?
11:16You scared the piss out of my entire crow.
11:20I'm just trying to help.
11:22How do I know that's the code?
11:25You know what?
11:26Go stuff your coat up your ass.
11:28I live in that building.
11:30And if it was up to the bureaucrats,
11:32we'd be sleeping in high school gyms until Labor Day.
11:37Thanks.
11:39Mommy! Does this mean we can go home now?
11:42It's about time someone cut through
11:44all the red tape and did something
11:46instead of just talking about it.
11:48You know how long I've been baying the city
11:50to clean up that mess?
11:52Six years.
11:55Oh, but unless you know somebody,
11:57good luck.
11:59You know me, don't you?
12:12You know me, don't you?
12:32Wow.
12:32That is so cool!
12:42Hey, Mom.
12:44No, no. Everything is fine.
12:46Great, actually.
12:47I was just thinking about you, and...
12:49Is something wrong?
12:53hey mom morning
12:58since when do you drink coffee since i got my powers oh i hadn't noticed
13:11it keeps doing that i told cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs
13:16yeah well at least he fixed her house his people shot it up
13:21can we please not do this right now sorry i guess we're both still a bit raw
13:29so how about we take a little break i found some crazy deals online i'm i'm thinking beach trip
13:37you and me somewhere tropical with a fancy hotel bermuda maybe saint lucia seriously call it a
13:47graduation present i mean i want to but cecil told me the guardians are working out some issues and
13:55i don't know if i can take off right now well what about taking the time to enjoy your last
14:00summer
14:00being a kid i'm not a kid anymore yes i know that you're an adult but that means making your
14:08own
14:09choices you don't have to do everything cecil tells you yeah mom i kind of do the last time i
14:14did this
14:14on my own half a city got destroyed i understand no you don't let me finish i understand why you
14:21think you have to prove yourself but you don't you're a good person no one thinks you're going
14:26to turn out like your father but then why would you even say it oh i'm sorry that's not what
14:31i meant
14:32mark i need you thank god what i have to go mark wait
14:47i quit i'm done fuck your training man
14:56oh people try and kill me every single day look i don't need that shit at home
15:02oh somebody got me in the balls maybe if you train more and complained less we could get back to
15:09saving lives we just stopped him from being that guy and now we've got you
15:18uh fuck my life
15:28kate is that you i've got a boo-boo that could use some duplicuses
15:36first of all we are not dating and second that's inappropriate language for the workplace
15:42so kiss your own boo-boo boo boo
15:49wait i know that look
15:52oh are you shitting me you goddamn geriatric hypocrite
15:58this is none of your business
16:00you and i were never a thing the immortal and i are
16:05deal with it
16:07kate
16:07don't do this please
16:13we called them heroes
16:14role models
16:16protectors
16:17but no one ever expected to call the guardians of the globe
16:21victims
16:22welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the world
16:27we began by honoring aquarius king of atlantis
16:31aquarius first won hearts
16:35hi russ
16:37yes russ
16:38i know you lost your job but the rent's been due for months
16:42so you know
16:45i do
16:49just find a way to pay your bills or i need you out by the end of next week
16:53next we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder
16:57martian man
16:58he may have come from the stars
17:01but martian man will always be one of earth's greatest superheroes
17:05while taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian
17:09martian man always made time to help first responders on the scene
17:14with his gentle nature and kind spirit
17:17martian man made earth his home
17:28here's the need to know
17:30we've had multiple corroborated sightings of dark wing
17:33which is perturbing me considering that i personally id'd what was left of his ribcage last year
17:40oh uh sorry
17:44it's okay
17:45so observe and report
17:46that's why you're employee of the month kid
17:51midnight city
17:54been a virtual no-man's land since the midnight magician cursed it back in 02
17:58so when you say cursed is that like a metaphor or
18:04what the hell
18:06i mean it's cursed
18:07current at midnight
18:09perpetual darkness
18:10summer on the dark side of the moon
18:20so weird
18:25let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:33oh god help
18:36help
18:37please somebody help me
18:39please
18:45please
18:47somebody help me
18:54i am helping
18:58helping make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again
19:12come on man
19:14dark wing was at my 12th birthday party so i'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people
19:19also pretty sure he's dead
19:21killed by your father invincible
19:23which is why i carry on his work
19:25i was night boy his assistant
19:28assistant
19:28what you mean sidekick
19:30we don't use that term
19:33it's
19:35degrading
19:35okay bring him in
19:37he's lost it
19:39you think
19:40you hear them too
19:41huh
19:41the voices
19:44oh man
19:45hey you're coming with me
19:47okay
19:48i'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath
19:51hey
19:53i'm being nice
19:54so watch
19:56huh
19:58huh
20:06ow
20:07i felt that
20:09my predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you
20:15but that's not what you should be worried about
20:17hey man
20:18i said i felt that punch
20:20i didn't say it hurt
20:31welcome to the shadowverse
20:34there are dark things here
20:36hungry things
20:38even i don't dare to stay too long
20:41but i hope you like it
20:44because you are never
20:47leaving
20:49i like the old dark queen better
20:50i'm the hero here
20:53i'm saving the world from omni man's son
20:57hey don't call me that
21:00let go
21:03not until
21:05will you take me back
21:09hmm
21:10guess who they'll eat first
21:18you would never
21:19like you said
21:20i'm omni man's son
21:23you have no
21:25idea
21:26what i'm capable of
21:32there
21:32and let go
21:42mark
21:43we lost you for a minute
21:45where were you
21:46you'll have to ask darkwing sidekick
21:49when he regains consciousness
21:51okay
21:52bring him in
21:53i gotta sign off
21:54something just came up
21:55anything i can do
21:57i doubt it
22:00debbie
22:01what a pleasant surprise
22:02what can i do for you
22:04mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you
22:07he only gets one of those
22:09he's barely 18 cecil
22:11mark
22:12came to me
22:13i'm looking out for him
22:15i'm easing him back into the job
22:16it's not a job
22:17and he's not your
22:18your soldier
22:20you can't just order him around
22:22well at least he follows orders
22:26debbie i didn't mean that
22:27that's what this is about isn't it
22:29that you're in control
22:31not him
22:31that he's not like his father
22:33debbie
22:34i can't believe you'd even think that after everything mark went through
22:37and what if you decide you can't trust him
22:40what then
22:40that won't happen
22:42i wish i believed you
22:45debbie
22:46i meant what i said
22:47about looking out for mark
22:49no dangerous stuff until he's ready
22:51and he calls the shots
22:53you have my word
22:54sir
22:55the mars file you requested
22:59d
23:01donald
23:01debbie
23:02are you okay
23:15what that was about
23:17i told you sweetie everything's fine
23:20you don't sound fine mom
23:22are you and dad fighting again
23:24no nothing like that
23:26well then what
23:28mom it's me
23:30i'll put on some tea and we can just talk
23:33okay
23:33things have been a little tight lately financially
23:36but we're fine
23:37really sweetie
23:38mom why didn't you say something you know i can help out
23:43samantha
23:46there
23:47turn it back please
23:49before your father gets home
23:50why what's going on
23:55samantha
23:56dad
23:57dad what are you doing in a burger mart shirt
24:00it's called an honest day's work
24:02but the furniture store you've been there for 20 years
24:05until you people turn the chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble
24:09oh god why didn't you tell me
24:11maybe you should have asked instead of flying off to god knows where doing god knows what
24:16all right well i'm here now okay
24:19you don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager
24:22i can give you and mom whatever you want
24:24i've provided for this family longer than you've been alive
24:31there 24 karat you can sell this
24:34turn it back
24:34you're being stubborn for no reason
24:37i said change it back
24:44i have to run the times wants to interview me about my work in chicago
24:48i will visit in a few days to check in and make dad sell this
24:53bye
24:57hi there i'm calling on behalf of the katie giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's state
25:02comptroller election
25:05no comptroller
25:06you know overseeing budgets auditing state finances
25:09it's critical work and
25:11hello hello
25:13i think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it or comptroller
25:20local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights but that doesn't mean you're the only one
25:26saving the world
25:27see that's a better slogan
25:30shouldn't you be off punching things into space
25:33surprise
25:36i'm taking you to lunch
25:40unexpected but appreciated
25:42let me go grab my bag
25:43there's this great tie place down the street
25:48uh
25:48i had
25:49somewhere else in mind
25:57i said i'd be back at 1 30
26:00we're almost there
26:06okay
26:08you can look now
26:11oh my god
26:14you brought me to paris
26:16sort of
26:18is that a casino
26:23okay
26:23yeah so it's just las vegas
26:26okay
26:28you only get an hour for lunch
26:29and i can't fly you to europe that fast without your skin ripping off
26:32so
26:34can i kiss you anyway
26:40you get an a for effort
26:42and for letting me keep my skin on
26:46well i didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks
26:52mark
26:52mark i need you
26:54give me a sec
26:58dinner tonight
26:59instead
27:02go save the world invincible
27:05just make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to
27:11you're way too good for me
27:16hmm
27:18also i need to take you back to work first
27:38you're late
27:38for what
27:39low tide
27:40something like that
27:43turns out the atlanteans are sore about omni-man murdering their king aquaris
27:47since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane
27:50atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his next of kin
27:54you
27:55that's a stupid law
27:57maybe
27:58but atlantis controls the oceans
28:00they threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this
28:03you want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization
28:07who said anything about war
28:09according to atlantean custom the only way to atone for the king's murder
28:13is to marry his widow
28:15what
28:16it's an honor
28:17you think about it
28:18i can't marry a fish
28:20i have a girlfriend
28:21relax
28:22strictly symbolic
28:23all you have to do is go through the ceremony
28:25maybe kiss the bride
28:27then all is forgiven and everyone moves on
28:29it's easy
28:29okay but like will i have to you know
28:34what exactly am i looking at
28:36you're right
28:42sorry kid i got another fire to put out
28:44good luck down there i'll be listening
28:49talk to me
28:50it's the lizard league sir
28:54you called me back for the lizard league
28:55they've hit a bio research lab outside of dallas
28:58how we got king lizard rotting in a prison cell
29:01it appears that supreme lizard has seized control in his absence
29:07send in the guardians
29:08are you sure they're ready
29:09if they can't take down the lizard league they'll never be ready
29:19nope
29:21not this bullshit again
29:23i'm not doing another me
29:25that me better not be you rudy
29:29it's not
29:34who are you
29:35i call me
29:37the shapesmith
29:43guardians
29:46things usually this weird around here
29:49you have no idea
30:01where this
30:31welcome
30:32son of he who slayed my husband
30:35about that
30:36you will address her as your majesty
30:39air breather
30:41right your majesty
30:42it's an honor to meet you
30:45and i'm very sorry for what my father did
30:49but i can't do this
30:51and definitely not here in front of everyone
30:53okay i think this is kind of awkward
30:55but i have a girlfriend
30:56name is amber
30:57and we're finally in a good place
31:00so even though you know you seem super nice
31:03it just wouldn't feel right
31:06to
31:07what do you speak of
31:08isn't that why i'm here
31:10to be your new king
31:11why would i need a king
31:13i commended this kingdom for a decade
31:16while aquarists play dress up with you humans
31:20oh then
31:21we're not getting married
31:22we abolish that barbaric custom
31:25what do you think we are savages
31:28oh my oh thank god
31:32i mean thank you
31:34your majesty
31:35great
31:37so what's a new law
31:42trial by combat
31:44release the death dweller
31:54oh man
32:06wait you want me to fight that
32:08seems a little unfair
32:15okay
32:16i win
32:17can i go now
32:18oh my god
32:29makes a lot more sense
32:42seriously
32:49if you're not feeling ready
32:52paul
32:53yeah
32:54let's sell this bitch
32:57okay
32:58oh wow
33:00this place is adorable
33:05hi
33:08so pleased to meet you
33:10come on in
33:13and last but not least
33:14the living room
33:16i love it
33:17it looks recently renovated
33:19it looks like they didn't even know what they were doing
33:22it was professionally redone only two years ago
33:25when are you taking offers
33:26wednesday
33:27whoa
33:28slow down
33:29i was just asking
33:31yeah
33:31well don't bother
33:32we're definitely not offering on this place
33:34it's in our price range
33:36we like the location
33:37the school
33:37it's too far from the office
33:39you want me to get home even later
33:41there's excellent local transit
33:42of course i don't
33:43i just think
33:43it's not happening
33:45when you earn the money
33:47you can decide where we live
33:50she's not your pet
33:52what was that
33:53what was that
33:53did we mention the spacious garage
33:55why don't you all go ahead
33:56i'll meet you there in a jiffy
34:01why don't you take the rest of the day off
34:02i'll call you later
34:28what the hell's going on down there
34:31your file on atlantean law needs some serious updating
34:35this wasn't the deal
34:36i'm pulling you out
34:37back up somewhere
34:49oh shit
34:51oh shit
35:24how far away is that back up
35:27incoming
35:35how's your chance
35:36get out of there
35:56how's your chance
35:58cecil
35:58that thing got loose
36:00it's killing everyone
36:01they should have thought about that
36:02before they brought it home from the store
36:04i can't leave those people to die
36:06they tried to kill you
36:07they were cheering
36:09all they wanted was justice for what my dad did
36:14you're not your father mark
36:20that's why i'm going back
36:45you're not your father mark
36:50okay
36:51now we can do this
36:56what's your mother mark
37:20i'm gonna be
37:23in fact
37:34Oh, my God!
38:00You got lucky this time lucky Atlantis is calling it even since you saved the Queen's life
38:07The next time I give you an order you listen pull up the audio from that fight
38:20Give it to the boys in R&D I want to report in a week
38:22Yes sir
38:26Sir when Debbie came to speak with you she seemed distressed when she when she saw me
38:33And she's a distressed person after the number Nolan did on her who knows what's going through her head
38:39Anything else Donald
38:42No sir
38:54Why would you do that?
38:56We don't want your fake food or your fake gold
39:00They're not fake
39:03But I get it
39:05You had your job for years and losing it must feel awful
39:09I know how hard you work to provide for mom and me
39:12No one is trying to take that away from you
39:14But you gotta get over this stupid man of the house thing I'm trying to help
39:19Oh yeah? Like you help Chicago?
39:22Adam don't
39:23What?
39:24The whole lot was unstable that's why the city never built there
39:29It's a miracle nobody was killed
39:33This is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic normal people
39:37Your powers don't make you a hero
39:40They make you dangerous
39:42I have to go
39:46Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:48Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:49Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:54Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:55Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:56Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:57Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:57Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:58Don't come back until you've figured that out
39:58Don't come back until you've figured that out
40:00Don't come back until you've figured that out
40:01Don't come back until you've figured that out
40:03Don't come back until you've figured that out
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40:16Fuck! You! Mother! Fucker!
41:05Fucker!
41:22and over here is our training room wow look at all those those things oh why
41:31don't you show him the shower immortal it's super roomy you could do anything
41:36in there right and you all get to live here play your cards right and maybe you
41:42can too someday the Guardians could use someone with your talents really forgive
41:47me for questioning your authority immortal but we don't know anything about
41:51the shapesmith I could tell you I could tell you I could tell you I was born a
41:57baby human right here on the planet of earth
42:12I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident
42:25I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people and to protect my planet
42:30no matter what
42:37because I am a normal human superhero
42:44am I in
42:49yes we were defeated yes it was embarrassing yes it was my plan but we are not a joke no
43:04matter what
43:04social media says we are the lizard league and we are unstoppable
43:14we're unstoppable we're unstoppable
43:18and under my leadership instead of that fool king lizard we will rise again any day now
43:29oh
43:30all hail supreme lizard
43:32all hail
43:34oh
43:36oh
43:37oh
43:39oh
43:42if anyone is going to turn this organization around it's going to be king lizard
43:50any objections
44:08why should I tell you anything who the hell are you anyway
44:14think of me as an old friend an old friend who can help you given your current predicament
44:22fine
44:22fine
44:24they were smart
44:27after our ultimatum they ambushed my dad with experimental quantum bombs
44:31still cost them most of Europe
44:36and they just
44:38wore me down
44:40caught me when I finally had to sleep
44:44hmm
44:46interesting
44:48freeze
44:50who the hell are you
44:51that's what I said
44:53me
44:54I'm not your problem
44:55then whose problem are you
44:59his
45:00well not his but
45:04close enough
45:06make him pay for what he did to your world
45:09what
45:10stop
45:11hey you promised you'd help me
45:12hey
45:13don't leave me here
45:14hey
45:16HEY
45:16no
45:18hold on
45:19no
45:19no
45:19no
45:19no
45:19no
45:21no
45:23no
45:24no
45:26no
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