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00:19In the matter of Sir Arthur Guinness versus the Crown, in the question of election fraud,
00:25all rise for the judge.
05:04As I wish.
05:06As I wish always.
05:22Begging pardon, Lady Olivia. Your violin teacher is here.
05:26I'll tell the endlessly patient Mrs. Cope that I will practice on my own today.
05:31On your own?
05:34Actually, Lady Olivia, I myself play the violin to a relatively competent level.
05:40Oh?
05:41You mean you play the fiddle in pubs?
05:44In church.
05:46Then perhaps today, Mr. Rafferty, you can take the lesson instead of Mrs. Cope.
05:51By way of apology, give Mrs. Cope two jars of the marmalade that I pretend to make myself.
05:58Yes, my lady.
06:16If you play Bantry Bay, it will remind me of home and make me cry.
06:27I'm not accustomed to such elegance.
06:31Ignore the elegance.
06:34Handle it like you would handle a fiddle.
06:50You want me to make you cry?
06:56Yes.
06:57I'm tired of laughing at my life.
07:49Your brother is like an eel from the river Liffey, slipping out of the grasp of justice.
07:57He's been stripped of his seat in Parliament.
08:00If people stop drinking our beer because of this scandal, all the investments sunk into the expansion will be lost.
08:06What more do you want?
08:07What more do I want?
08:08It is not me who he has left in want.
08:11It is the people of East London and the people of West Africa who have no one to minister to
08:16them since he stole my inheritance from me.
08:19You can see my condition, Uncle. I will give birth any day now. Why have you chosen me to venture
08:24a fury on?
08:25Because I believe in your heart you see the justice of my cause. Of them all, I believe you are
08:33the only true Christian.
08:35And I want it to be you who carries my message to the Liffey Eel.
08:41Tell him I know deals were done to secure his liberty. And I know who those deals were done with.
08:47His defence barrister, Isaac Butt.
08:50I'm predicting a predictable absurdity. The dissolute lawyer who kept him out of jail.
08:55Isaac Butt is the best barrister in Dublin.
08:58The licentious father of fifteen children of all denominations in all the boroughs of the city. A famous and infamous
09:05Fenian.
09:06I know a deal was done with the home rule petitioners to let Arthur Guinness walk free.
09:12For tell the Liffey Eel I have him by the gills. And I will do what is necessary to have
09:18him pay penance for his sins.
09:44I hear, sir, that you were personally exonerated. I heard that news from Liffey Eel.
09:50Lady Olivia, who herself heard it from Mr. Rafferty.
09:53Yes. I sent Mr. Rafferty here with the good tidings myself.
09:59And after delivering the news, they played violin together.
10:04Lady Olivia and Mr. Rafferty played violin together in the drawing room to some hilarity.
10:13Good. Where is Lady Olivia?
10:14Yeah.
10:16Sitting in the orangey, as she loves to do while others make the marmalade.
10:20Where is your hat, sir?
10:21Lost. On the head of some beggar, I imagine, Mr. Potter.
10:24From now on, there will be no need for you to report to me anything regarding what Lady Olivia does
10:29or doesn't do.
10:32Understood, sir.
10:32And in the future, if any of the other servants hear violins being played, or any other similar noises...
10:40The servants will not hear those noises.
10:43Good.
10:47And again, congratulations on the day, sir.
11:14I know it's unfashionable, but I hate to be white.
11:18I want to look Spanish.
11:21My grandmother was Spanish.
11:26You heard the verdict?
11:29There is good and bad.
11:31Edward will never forgive me.
11:33I assume because of your nature, you were emphasizing it bad.
11:36Olivia, I've just destroyed the reputation of my family.
11:40Perhaps violins might not be the best way to pass the time when I'm away.
11:48Sound.
11:50Travels through the whole house.
11:55I don't understand.
11:58You sent him to me.
12:00At your silent request, yes.
12:02All he did was teach me a reel and then he left.
12:06My objection to violins is the noise that they make.
12:09You mean I should do things more quietly?
12:11As part of our arrangement, you will do things quietly, yes.
12:17I've spoken to Potter and he will explain to the household.
12:20I just hate the thought of the maids giggling.
12:23Of course.
12:25I understand.
12:27No, no.
12:28Nobody fucking understands.
12:31Well, you think you are alone, Arthur.
12:34Or not.
12:37Rafferty played Bantry Bay and it reminded me of that frozen fucking castle on the shore that you rescued me
12:42from.
12:43Oh, rescued you?
12:44Well, I'm your prince.
12:46I hate it when you mock yourself.
12:49You won today because you are a prince.
12:53Baptised with beer but still a prince.
12:56Why would you regulate yourself or judge yourself when no one else is in a position to do so?
13:12From now on, I will only make a noise in your causes.
13:17We will do great things together.
13:21Love does not have to be blessed with a buck.
13:29Mr Guinness!
13:30Not now!
13:38Bye!
13:39Oh!
13:40Adelaide, goodness!
13:41I am so sorry I kept you.
13:44You didn't keep me.
13:45I didn't have an appointment.
13:47What, I need an appointment?
13:48Edward, you have black paint on your face.
13:51I do?
13:52Yes.
13:53No, no, don't wipe it.
13:54It'll only make it worse.
13:55Come here.
14:03I was helping the painters paint a new sign.
14:06Of course.
14:07But the company owner and managing director wouldn't help the painters paint a sign.
14:13How is Arthur after today?
14:16Or is Arthur the reason you were helping the painters to take your mind off things?
14:22Adelaide, I have written to you several times with invitations to social engagements and received no reply.
14:30And there are those who would see no reply as a very definite response.
14:36I have a meeting with my stock department in ten minutes.
14:39This is more important and will help you restore your family's reputation.
14:45This is a drawing of how Dublin might look in a better and more just world.
14:51As co-chair of the newly formed Ivy House Guinness Trust housing charity.
14:56The what?
14:56Your sister and I have conceived of a way of clearing away the slums and ruckeries to the north of
15:01St. Patrick's Cathedral.
15:03And in their place, construct 110 red brick apartments, built especially for poor families.
15:10Every apartment has a bathroom.
15:13There is a play centre for the children of working mothers.
15:16There is also a hostel for unmarried men, most of whom, one would imagine, will work in your brewery.
15:23There is also plenty of open space.
15:26Fresh air and pathways, where today there are gin houses and brothels.
15:32This is God's work.
15:35Yes.
15:37But God will not pay the bill.
15:40No.
15:41You will.
15:42We have estimated a total building cost of 85,000 pounds.
15:46Perhaps a little less if you helped with the painting.
15:51You know, Adelaide, you really don't have to sell anything to me.
15:57Your desire that something should happen is provenance enough.
16:02No.
16:03No, you will not consider me in this.
16:05You will make a judgement on the grounds of sound fiscal management.
16:10I am not part of the arrangement.
16:13I will leave these drawings with you.
16:16Your sister will show you many others.
16:18You would be helping to change the world one brick at a time.
16:21And you won't even be late for your next meeting.
16:26Oh, Adelaide.
16:31I am taking.
16:33No reply.
16:34Just keep trying.
16:43What the fuck?
16:52Your correspondent, sir.
17:01Dearest cousin, I have met some fine, ambitious gentlemen, and feel confident that our plan for the conquest of America
17:09is about to set new records.
17:12The future holds much promise for the international acclaim of the Guinness Brewery.
17:17I have hit on a fine plan to smooth our path once and for all.
17:24Excuse me, gentlemen.
17:25Can I ask you?
17:27Byron.
17:28Come on.
17:28It's business.
17:29Byron.
17:30Come on.
17:30Can I ask you?
17:32Why are you proud Irishman not drinking Guinness?
17:35You may have noticed.
17:36Everyone else in New York is drinking it.
17:37Because we're drinking whiskey.
17:38You will have seen advertisements for Guinness in bears from the Battery to the Park.
17:44I can tell you this.
17:45Bear is much too small a word for it.
17:47The elixir.
17:50Hey.
17:51Of my grace.
17:53Of the morning Jew of Ireland.
17:56It also serves to stiffen your erection to the extent that your cock resembles one of those steel bolts they
18:02used to hold together steamships.
18:04And like a steamship, you will plow on through the storm of your wife or mistress's passion all fucking night
18:11long.
18:12For no recourse to call into her back.
18:14Even for a piss.
18:17Now, the consequence of that bottle that you're drinking is the conception of a child and that child is a
18:22boy.
18:22I'd like you to name on Byron.
18:26After me.
18:27Byron.
18:28Now you fucking come on.
18:33Byron Hedges.
18:35Conquering the United States of America one Irishman at a time.
18:39Byron.
18:40In the hierarchy of the Brotherhood, I merely had a policy.
18:44And the man that you're about to meet, he's the head of killing people and disposing the bodies.
18:49So you'll be on your best behavior, or your next drink will be a mouthful in the Hudson River.
18:55Can you hear me?
19:10Okay.
19:13Introductions.
19:15Now, I'm only speaking English because some of our American friends do not have a mother tongue.
19:20But our hearts are pure Irish.
19:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:24Eamon Dodd.
19:26As a captain in the fighting 69 Fenian regiment of the Blue Coat Union Army during the Civil War.
19:31And he won medals for gallantry.
19:33I know who I am.
19:34Who's this?
19:36This is Byron Hedges.
19:37And gentlemen, can I ask you a question?
19:40If you are indeed proud Irishman, why are you not drinking Guinness?
19:45What do you fucking say?
19:46Yeah, my question's not an irrelevant one.
19:48Byron, our agenda for this meeting is a political one.
19:51Erm, my agenda is also political.
19:54I prefer serious people.
19:55Well, hear me and win, ignore me and lose.
19:59My father was hanged by the British.
20:01Hear him out.
20:05There is a family in Dublin who are very, very, very wealthy.
20:11Their name is on those bottles of beer there.
20:13And I've been given the task of representing their gentle sympathies with regards to certain conflicts past, present and future.
20:23Anyone translate for this guy?
20:30In plain American, I know you have plans, extensive plans, bombs, guns, even an audacious plan to invade Canada.
20:42And I know they will cost money.
20:45Lots of money.
20:48So?
20:50I have a financial proposition to put before you.
20:55Which I would like you to consider.
20:57I have it on good authority that were we able to give the Irish Republican Brotherhood bare fifteen percent.
21:04Fuck!
21:05On every bottle of Guinness sold in these fine American cities, rivers of the black stuff will positively flow.
21:14I know we agreed to just stop our friendship, but a little money helps to grease the whales.
21:20Being a man of fine intelligence, you will be able to disguise it off as another charitable donation.
21:28Your devoted servant and brother in arms, Byron Hedges.
21:53Good evening, Mr. Guinness.
21:55I take it you were here to celebrate making a monkey of the magistrates.
22:00Open the gate.
22:02Go to the angel.
22:04To the angel.
22:06Where the angels are.
22:08In their silk robes.
22:11I'm sorry, Mr. Guinness.
22:12The angel is closed.
22:14What do you mean?
22:15I can hear the music.
22:16Closed to you, is what I mean.
22:18Okay, just stop talking.
22:20Find the key, open the chain, unlock the gate and go back to your fucking place by the fire.
22:24I'm afraid you're no longer allowed.
22:27Fucking what?
22:29I believe it's for your own good.
22:30Open the fucking gate, Bonnie.
22:32I have to obey my boss.
22:34Your boss, Rafferty, who obeys his boss, my brother.
22:37Who obeys the Lord.
22:39As we all must.
22:40Unlock this fucking gate.
22:42Good night, Mr. Guinness.
22:43I am Sir Arthur Guinness!
22:45And this is my fucking city!
22:48Open this fucking gate!
22:52Get back here!
22:56You have no right, Edward.
22:58You have no fucking right!
23:00Come on!
23:13Come on!
23:14Edward, are you there?
23:15You priv and proper fucker!
23:17I want to propose a board meeting!
23:22Sir Arthur?
23:23I assume we're still allowed into my own fucking brewery.
23:27I'll get to get it to you, sir.
23:29If you're interested, there'll soon be some bare-knuckle boxing on the compels of the Cooperates.
23:35Thank you, sir.
23:43Edward! It's my right to fuck up! I'm the eldest!
23:48Edward, who the fuck do you...
24:02I could be bounded in a nutshell and still count myself the king of infinite space.
24:12Were it not that I have these bad fucking dreams, father?
24:31Brother! Don't just kill me anything anymore!
24:35Fuck!
24:47There you are, sir.
25:08Ellen!
25:10Ellen!
25:15I need to ask you something!
25:17Shh!
25:28Get in, quick!
25:35You don't think about the fucking neighbors, you know what I mean, like that?
25:38I'm not accustomed to worrying about neighbors, but lately I am being educated.
25:42What are you doing here?
25:44I've no more use for you or your brother, now that he's no seat in the commons.
25:49Well, I have use for you.
25:52And I was hoping that even though our previous relations were purely practical,
25:56that there was some measure of feeling between us.
26:03So what is it that you want?
26:06I have an associate in New York who has had dealings with...
26:10Shh!
26:12I'm not allowed men.
26:14The last lady's room is right there.
26:16Who has had dealings with someone who is some sort of commander in the Fenian Brotherhood.
26:20I need to know more about him.
26:22The man my associate met was called...
26:24Heyman, Dad.
26:25Manhattan Battalion Commander.
26:27We Fenians write to each other as well.
26:29And the 15% commission on every Bartlett Guinness that your representative has agreed to
26:36is now haunting the armed struggle against the British.
26:39I agree to none of this!
26:42Fuck!
26:43If this scandal breaks, the Guinness name will be ruined.
26:46I need you to help me.
26:48Shh!
26:49Would you keep your voice down?
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:54Shh!
26:57Shh!
26:58We're gonna take off your shoes.
26:58What?
26:59Take off your shoes.
27:01I'll go to my room.
27:13There.
27:14Come on.
27:19Shh!
27:21Jeremy!
27:27I've tried so many things I've tried to make.
27:32It's a big deal.
27:40I've tried so many things I've tried to make.
27:41I've tried so many things, but I've tried so many things.
27:42It's not quite so good.
27:43I've tried so many things when I was going to eat a lot.
27:47I think it's a good thing.
27:52what are you doing putting my shoes back on why would you do that
27:59i don't know propriety fuck propriety if you put your boots on they'll hear you walk around just
28:04sit down
28:08sit down
28:30there's a lot of letters and papers lying about because i have to come up with a new strategy
28:36now that your brother fucked up my previous one with his train tickets and wardrobes
28:40my brother fucked up because i didn't keep an eye on him
28:43it's okay this new deal in new york is kind of compensation
28:52i think we should drink a toast
28:56to celebrate
28:58i have guinness or pachine the guinness is warm so pachine then
29:25to fifteen percent in a free ireland
29:42look i want you to help me communicate to your friends in new york there has been a terrible
29:48misunderstanding
29:49at my next rally i will declare they have holes in their socks just like us
29:53i have a hole
29:55do you not have maids to sew your socks
29:57i don't go home much
30:00they say you sleep in your office
30:03who says
30:04our spies in the brewery
30:06i ask them about you
30:08why do you ask them about me
30:14ellen
30:15do you have someone in there
30:21no
30:22i heard voices
30:24well
30:25i was just rehearsing speech
30:27you know the rules ellen
30:28no cocks in the hen house
30:30yes i know the rules
30:31good night mrs pascal
30:33good night
30:42you're going to have to wait here
30:43wait
30:43yeah
30:44do what
30:44she'll be out there like a guard dog
30:47listening till she's had enough platinum to kill the pain in her toes
30:50usually not until midnight
30:54then again
30:54why the fuck would you care about me getting from it at my lodgings
30:57you could just march down the stairs and go to hell
30:59i wouldn't do that
31:00i don't march anywhere
31:02besides i have nowhere else where i have to be
31:24edward
31:30in case no one's told you i own the place
31:32leave me alone
31:34it's okay mr guinness
31:35i recognize your face
31:37oh
31:38yes
31:40yes you may see some similarities between my face and the faces of these
31:45illustrious gentlemen hanging on the wall
31:47but i'm afraid that's where the similarities end
31:50go away
31:52go away
31:54well i recognize your face mr guinness
31:58you don't recognize mine
32:00do you mr guinness
32:04it's actually you recommended me take a job here
32:06a few years ago now
32:09you and i met at the angel
32:11down in the docks
32:19i liked you when we first met
32:22i think you liked me too
32:26and it wasn't just for that
32:32what's your name
32:35patrick
32:41well
32:43patrick
32:43i would really
32:46genuinely
32:46like to say that i remember my act of presumably post-courtial philanthropy
32:51but i'm afraid i don't
32:55nights in the
32:56docks are as
32:59dark and impenetrable as a pint of guinness
33:03well
33:06i can tell you you were nice to me
33:08hmm
33:10you know most of the rich half english they're harsh
33:13but everyone said you were nice to everyone
33:19you know maybe you'd get a reward for being nice when you're in heaven mr guinness
33:24or perhaps you'll get a reward now
33:52or perhaps you'll get a reward now
33:56do you mind if i take off my shoes
33:59the feet are killing me
34:18you know patrick it's been a very very odd day
34:23first milton
34:27then hamlet
34:29now kismet
34:37the thing is
34:38if you decide you're not gonna make good on that 15%
34:41the insanity of it
34:42it will not end well for your man brian
34:44byron
34:45and he's not my fucking man
34:46except of course he is
34:48if you backtrack
34:48they will kill him
34:50for sure
34:51so why don't you just negotiate the percentage now
34:54i will not fucking negotiate
34:57i can hear him now
34:59he will laugh
35:01you're talking about your brother again
35:02he'll say you fucked up edward
35:04he'll say you fucked up worse than me
35:05he'll talk about your brother
35:07an awful laugh
35:11that's disgusting nice one
35:17how the hell am i gonna tell him
35:20this is absurd
35:21what is absurd
35:23is there must have been another way for you to find out what you needed to know
35:27about eamon's heart
35:28without coming to me
35:34yes
35:36and yet you sprang instantly to my mind
35:42what is actually
35:45absurd is
35:51that for some reason
35:56you spring to my mind
35:59quite often
36:02and for the same
36:04reason
36:05or a different absurd reason
36:08you spring to mine
36:12quite often
36:16even though it's fucking
36:17ridiculous
36:18yes
36:21i'm sure you have some grand lady
36:23who you're pursuing
36:24she does not care to be pursued
36:29so some girl down the docks
36:31would be easy meat
36:32while you take a break
36:33in the pursuit of finer fame
36:34yeah
36:35absolutely
36:36that's who i am
36:37that's exactly
36:37why i came
36:46look
36:47if i did
36:48don't you think i could get out
36:49you can try
36:50if you want
36:51i really don't want
36:53nor is it what i want
36:54but try if you want
36:55i lost track of them
36:57i lost track of them once
36:57and not once
36:57you mean you want me to stay
36:58not because of the landlady
36:59you just
37:01because that is
37:02what you want
37:08i think so
37:09yes
37:12right now
37:12in this moment
37:14god help me
37:15god help me
37:15it is what i want
37:27oh
37:28oh
37:29oh
37:30I'm going to go to the window
37:35Onyx suiveness refract
37:42Estogluishador Darwin shall flower you
37:49What do you think?
38:28What do you think?
39:09What do you think?
39:36What do you think?
39:39What do you think?
39:40What do you think?
39:42What do you think?
39:43What do you think?
39:44What do you think?
39:45What do you think?
39:45What do you think?
40:15What do you think?
40:23What do you think?
41:03What do you think?
41:14What do you think?
41:44What do you think?
42:06What do you think?
42:12What do you think?
42:50What do you think?
43:21What do you think?
43:49What do you think?
44:02What do you think?
44:09What do you think?
44:11What do you think?
44:28What do you think?
44:31What do you think?
44:32What do you think?
44:33What do you think?
44:52What do you think?
45:14What do you think?
45:20What do you think?
45:21You can do good.
45:23Anne and Adelaide have started a charitable foundation,
45:28transforming the lives of the poor.
45:31Christine! Christine, please!
45:34Anne, poor Anne, has learned to type.
45:41I myself am learning to speak Irish so I can talk to poor people.
45:48Of course we will all.
45:51Wear gloves, and there will be sherry.
45:55Lots and lots of sherry.
45:58Oh, Christine.
45:59To hell with men and their complications.
46:03Come join the women.
46:04Yes?
46:12Oh, jeez, holy fucker!
46:16That's very...
46:28Oh, my God.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:57Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this new era in the history of the Guinness Brewery.
47:04And welcome to this new extension to our enterprise.
47:09Many people have worked hard to make this become a reality.
47:12But in truth, it has been Edward, my younger brother, who has steered us through stormy waters, working tirelessly to
47:24bring us to this moment, where huge new orders are coming in from America.
47:29And my family's reputation for benevolence and good works is becoming famous around the world.
47:36All thanks to my faultless brothers.
47:39Our father would be proud.
47:43And now, behold, Guinness.
47:48None bigger or better in the whole world.
48:01Meanwhile, I myself have been playing games in the corridors of power, pursuing a parliamentary seat.
48:07A futile endeavor.
48:12And it ended in a particularly painful kind of defeat.
48:16But I hereby make a vow to my brother, to my wife, to my father, myself, that I will do
48:30more.
48:33Indeed, a new beginning.
48:44I now declare that the conquest of the known world by the rolling barrels of a black stuff is hereby
48:51set in motion.
49:20I now declare that the conquest of the known world by the rolling barrels of a black stuff is hereby
49:22set in motion.
49:22I now declare that the conquest of the known world by the rolling barrels of a black stuff is hereby
49:52set in motion.
49:55That all went very well.
49:58And thank you for your kind words and words of intent.
50:03I meant it.
50:07But even though all is tranquil, I'm afraid later when everyone's gone, I need to talk to you.
50:17Brother, I need to talk to you about New York.
50:19Today was a pretty shit day, didn't get much done.
50:25And I haven't got much to say, didn't have much for a while.
50:30Today was a pretty shit day, I just laid in bed.
50:36And I haven't got much for a while.
50:38And I haven't got much to say, I just hate my head.
50:41I just hate my head.
50:44I just hate my head.
50:47I just hate my head.
50:49I just hate my head.
51:01Choose life.
51:07Choose a job
51:12Choose a wife
51:18Choose DIY
51:24Choose your future
51:29Choose your future
51:35Choose your future
52:02Choose your future
52:03Choose your future
52:19Choose your future
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