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00:20I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:16no
04:17we
04:17no
04:26no
04:27no
04:27no
04:32n
04:33no
04:33no
04:34I soon learn I am a wild enemy to have.
04:41Go away.
04:59Have you heard from the Luther of the town of Alima?
05:02Times were going hard with him, in fact the man was woke.
05:06He just sent out a notice to the neighbors one and all.
05:09As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:12And one right note he was careful to suggest to them.
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door.
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them.
05:20The better would the music be for bathroom in the floor.
05:23With the tooth and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o.
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o.
05:29Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety that filled the fluted ball.
05:36So then fill the fluter, tip-toe into the little crooked patch.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hatch.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute.
05:45Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:47What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:55I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:05There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which is the most pure.
06:29Then I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunbu.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night, all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them.
06:55Under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:05Just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:32It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:35I…
08:16Tee?
08:18Tee?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:21Pretty brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tee?
08:38What an oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:48It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys, leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding from the police.
09:03No, really, no, please, I don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault.
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped.
09:18And therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:23And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for an election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A nice hood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:49Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:52Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Jesse, you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
09:59Dubliners hate me.
10:01Arthur.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realise that I'm always right.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam.
10:16Mr Rafferty is here.
10:18I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23You've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation...
11:02It is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:16That the end of the world...
11:21Is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of...
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness...
11:42To be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I am capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you...
11:59To provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master...
12:06Who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel...
12:12An eel.
12:13Who you said...
12:14You had boiler gills.
12:23Oh dear dutty eel.
12:26What the hell are you boiler gills?
12:28Henry.
12:29Graag.
12:35Yes, my master is threatening your life.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone to a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:04I will not be bullied by an unrighteous Mandrake Marianne,
13:10cuckolded by his own woman.
13:15Well then, tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God, here in his own house,
13:24this Sunday, when your congregation comes to this church,
13:30they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed up on the rocks
13:36at the foot of the pillbag lighthouse, with lampreys riding in his trot and leeches sucking on his eyes.
14:11We're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell.
14:14We're living in the endlessness and waiting for you.
14:18The strings are getting bigger, but this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the room is closed.
14:23They're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:52I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:59The strings that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust,
15:16who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause.
15:24I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I am finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for parliament,
16:12which is why I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:20perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Everly.
16:45All of the new Trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's Bells.
16:49Look, feel, and rejoice. Clean water in every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too, even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year,
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles, and I know because I see the Trust accounts.
17:10And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17I'm feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:21And in that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms. Each have their own fireplace.
17:29Not one kiss, Soto.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah, praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes. Is that it?
17:47He is my brother. He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman. And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh dear. Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her? Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago, when the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense. Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:01Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand, my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide,
19:13that in her opinion, Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage from me.
19:17Yes, I know. Thank you.
19:20Well, it's about time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married. Surely it's your time.
19:29It's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah, I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter,
19:47that you've had a letter from the leader of the Conservative Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate
19:55for Dublin at the next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour. Thank you.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things. I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:52Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love,
20:59I will tell you that you and this woman in the dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:18However,
21:21it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company,
21:27we both grow up and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:38I will run for election and you will go say goodbye.
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra 10 shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visit.
22:20So I said it would be okay.
22:21Uh, for a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:30Uh, my brother has decided to, uh, stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union?
22:40Fuck.
22:41But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:12We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I, I, I, I feel that it is time for both of us to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today to tell you that I have been thinking.
24:14And, and now I'm certain, I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose to her, to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy?
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie like almost every other man of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces to sit at, but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want me.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery.
25:07The holy sacred fucking brewery goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward, when it comes down to blood and beer,
25:14the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward, but you lie to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law of replacing another.
25:40But in truth, this is you running away from me.
25:43You're not lying to me because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home.
25:52To where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:01Let's go.
26:27The note just moves to move, man.
26:34Let go of the note and so move everything.
26:41I can't come to quantify the feeling.
26:48I was walking home after the dream.
26:59Tighter.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry, ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:25I was told you wanted to see me.
27:29Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:43Good.
27:48And these last two weeks, she has been so concerned.
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind has been shared with me.
28:10I sense gentleness in you and her.
28:16Sex I will accept, but not tenderness.
28:18They are the same.
28:19You can be the same.
28:21She can be the same.
28:22But there is nature which might have intervened.
28:31An accident, perhaps.
28:35I expected you to take precaution.
28:38Well, sometimes she insists.
28:39Stop!
28:44With the election coming, we cannot afford scandals.
28:51She's taking an awfully long time to get ready, even for her.
28:55It's as if she's been forced to change into a different dress.
28:59Well, we should pray not.
29:01What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours.
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently.
29:15The carriage is being brought around.
29:32I had to choose a different dress, yes.
29:36Oh dear, oh dear.
29:38Now, we can always figure out a way.
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this after the wedding.
29:46Today's a wonderful, wonderful day.
29:49And there will be no lumps and no grumps, Arthur.
29:51You will smile.
29:56Yeah.
30:10Ah, Potter, one more thing.
30:12Yes, sir.
30:13We're putting you on the door.
30:14Hot door?
30:15The door of the cathedral.
30:17We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin has been drinking again.
30:19He's coming up from London alone.
30:20God help us.
30:21If he makes it to the church, make sure you take Potter.
30:24Make sure you keep him outside.
30:25Yes.
30:26Oh, Arthur, have you remembered to put the bottle of water in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes.
30:30Hot water.
30:31My brother and his future wife have some kind of private joke about clean water being more precious than vintage
30:35champagne.
30:36Edward, look at me.
30:36Please.
30:39Your Guinness.
30:40Mr. Edward, your carriage awaits.
30:43Mr. Edward, your carriage awaits.
31:01Edward, an agilistice.
31:14Simon, please shut that child up.
31:16Arthur!
31:21Benjamin.
31:22Benjamin.
31:23I know, didn't I?
31:25Husband.
31:48There's nothing to see here.
31:50Move on.
32:16What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding and you had too much to drink.
32:22You must have fallen asleep.
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you.
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes.
32:42I knew what would happen.
32:44They have no love for you.
32:46Penny pinch your inheritance, leave you to sleep at the table and probably laughed at you.
32:52One of the maids told me you were here.
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone.
33:00My wife is disgusted with me because I'm drinking again.
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin, and I never will be.
33:15I know.
33:22Stop, stop, stop, stop.
33:28I came here like an angel of mercy to show you what real love is.
33:33I did.
33:34I did.
33:35I did.
33:36I did.
33:37I did.
33:38I did.
33:40I did.
33:42I did.
33:43I did.
33:44I did.
33:45I did.
33:45I did.
33:59Fuck, this is what?
34:03Please.
34:04Please.
34:05Hey, Mr. Luke, is it okay to take a picture?
34:08Think you're aware of all sides, nosin' clothes, don't get you.
34:10Could you probably, possibly accept the possibility of the weather?
34:13Head�low, you can jump to the side of the cliff.
34:20When clearing up after a party
34:22You start with the broken glass
34:24All the food you can throw away
34:28The booze
34:29You keep for me
34:30To inspect
34:32It's a shame to waste it
34:43Those of you ladies
34:45New to House, Guinness
34:46The rule is that copulating couples
34:49Must not be disturbed
34:50And are to be cleaned around
34:54Go ahead there, Nola
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed
35:14Consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion
35:25I've been reading in the papers
35:27There's an election coming
35:29I did, we teach the working classes to read
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness
35:36So if politics is back on the agenda
35:38I imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42To hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate
35:46Indiscretions?
35:48Well, Edward
35:50There were your Saturday nights
35:52And your New York arrangement
35:53And you, Arthur, of course
35:55Your Friday nights
35:58So now possibly is the best time to discuss
36:00What might be called
36:03An indiscretion tax
36:06Could you
36:07Sorry, could you take a look at the map?
36:09Bonnie
36:09This is Dock 7
36:11Where we're sitting right now
36:12Only this is a map of Dock 7
36:14How it will look in a year and a half's time
36:16We have swept it clean
36:17And built yet more cooperage
36:18And mash tun capacity
36:21This area
36:22Just here, you see?
36:24Which is designated to be a new Hogshead loading bay
36:26Is currently
36:27What is your office, Mr. Chappie?
36:30But of course, in order to facilitate
36:31This great big brewery expansion
36:35Your office
36:37Stables
36:37Your lodging houses
36:38The Angel Pub itself
36:40Will all be
36:41Improved by
36:43DinoWay
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements
36:47Are rather dubious
36:49They hereby serve your notice to quit
36:57But
36:58Since we are a famously philanthropic company
37:01We might
37:02Find it in our hearts
37:05To compensate you
37:06You see
37:08The days of men like you
37:10Haunting these dogs
37:11They're gone
37:14Let's say
37:153,000 pounds
37:17And an annual fee of 500
37:20In return for
37:22A completely uneventful election
37:24And a very
37:26Peaceful
37:27Evacuation of these premises
37:34Oh, by the way
37:34You have one week
37:42My price is 10,000
37:45Or you can go to hell
37:47Seven and a half
37:50The final offer
38:05I feel like
38:07You and I are becoming something of a team
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing
38:12Handing over the election
38:13For the New York Cowboy
38:16Oh, it's been ages
38:20Since we made the front pages
38:22Since Jerry Leonard hiatus
38:23Back to annoying cunts that hate us
38:25It's back to basics
38:26The New York Cowboy
38:28Is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30Throughout the east coast of the United States
38:33And Washington, D.C.
38:34Where he claims
38:35President of the United States
38:37Is himself now a drinker
38:43Greetings
38:45From New York
38:51With my return to Dublin
38:53Our election campaign begins
38:56The demolition of Doc 7
38:59We sell to people
39:00As proof of our virtue
39:02As proof of our willingness
39:05To confront the sins
39:06Of this sinful city
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness
39:10Is a vote for virtue
39:15If I am to hide your excesses
39:17I need to know what they are
39:19I'm going to need to know the truth
39:20About the people I'm going to be working with
39:27Up until
39:29Two months before my
39:32Wedding
39:33Ellen Cochran and I were sleeping together
39:35On regular occasions
39:36At her lodgings
39:37In the docks
39:41I am the conservative candidate
39:43Standing for election
39:44In the city of Dublin
39:45I've got absolutely no faults
39:46And no secrets whatsoever
39:49Except for the fact that
39:50I was a regular frequenter
39:53Of that rat's nest
39:54And
39:58My dear wife
39:59Whom I love
40:01Love in my own way
40:03Very much is pregnant
40:08With my foreman's baby
40:11F**k me
40:12F**k me it's been ages
40:13Since my mickey was contagious
40:14So you thought that me
40:15Cap chris was over fact
40:17Infidelity
40:18Three
40:20Sodomy
40:22Two
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence
40:26One
40:29In my typical Dublin family
40:30It'd be hard to find
40:32Cause it's been ages
40:33Got blasts
40:34And save us
40:35Back with a bang
40:36And it feels amazing
40:37Going nowhere
40:37Going places
40:47Oh it's been ages
40:48Since we made the front pages
40:50Since we're in our hiatus
40:51Back to annoying cunts that hate us
40:53It's back to basics
40:55A scumbag who'd him shameless
40:56Take more than that to tame us
40:58All your fault
40:59Cause you made us famous
41:01It's bad it in law
41:02I'm a female's bit of crap
41:03New centerpiece telegraph
41:05Did you miss us
41:06Are you glad?
41:07I'm not sure as the plans
41:08It's so soggy
41:09It's been class
41:10I can't issue
41:11Shot a mark
41:11Kissing and glock
41:12Gakla or a nook
41:14Bulls go rocked
41:15Propaganda machine
41:16Knee cap back
41:17All over your screens
41:18Drunk class
41:19Will more review
41:19I can't wait
41:20Nice mass of wait and see
41:22Cause it's been ages
41:23Controversy won't face us
41:24We hold all the cards
41:25And their aces
41:26Try to protect your kids
41:27But they'll hear us
41:28You let the wah
41:28Move on your eyes
41:29Take a tablet
41:29Take a tablet
41:30Take a tablet
41:30Take a tablet
41:31A cool van buon
41:32Let's go
41:32On a male clave
41:33Take a heart in a shin
41:34Peace out for the money
41:35Jerry and my jazz work
41:36But I wanna be back
41:37In a Sunday world
41:38So I'll smack that
41:38Cunt with a back in my hole
41:39Take that in your paper
41:41Oh it's been ages
41:42Since we made the front pages
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous
41:45Stick in our face in your papers
41:47But we get loved by our neighbors
41:48You keep track when you're giving favors
41:51Sad
41:52Kurtigale go will to jazz
41:53It'll heat it off the last
41:55I came with your father
41:55They duff the mass
41:56Chained with your father
41:57They duff the mass
41:58I handle blood
41:59There a hundred lass
42:00Need smooth footage
42:00In the task
42:01I can't go ruddy
42:02Now one ask
42:03On
42:04Call my face
42:05And then you're scum
42:06That's enough for the story
42:07To run
42:07Sensational healing
42:08That's job done
42:10I zumindest
42:37I'll allow you to ''
42:37You know me
42:38That it can describe
42:38I miss you
42:39I miss you
42:39I miss you
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