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00:00Show open, take one.
00:04In a world where shiplap means serenity,
00:08and subway tiles sparkle with timeless taste.
00:11Yeah, this isn't that world.
00:13Whoa!
00:15One woman will stop at nothing.
00:18Hurrah.
00:19Hey, that's me.
00:21To track down the ugliest houses across America.
00:25I don't know if I love it or hate it.
00:28So far, she's conquered the worst of the Great Plains.
00:33This place is mayhem.
00:36The most shocking in the Midwest.
00:39One person's trash is another person's art.
00:42The awfulest in the Ozarks.
00:45What?
00:46We have taken down thousands of dingle-dangle birds.
00:50Every corner.
00:52And now she'll take on the Big East.
00:56I'm getting too old for this.
01:01We're going back East, baby.
01:03And I have a feeling that amongst those picturesque landscapes and towns, unexpected ugly lies hidden,
01:11which is why I'm in the quaint Sykesville, Maryland.
01:16It's adorable.
01:18With its historic Main Street and its vintage train station,
01:24it actually won coolest small town in America.
01:27Yeah, that's a real thing.
01:30I'm here to meet Jeff and Jill.
01:33We're going to find out if the coolest small town in America also has the ugliest house in America.
01:41Stranger things have happened.
01:47It's big.
01:48Maybe a little bit awkward.
01:52We shall see.
02:03Hi!
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04Hi!
02:05We are Posse Deep.
02:07Nice to meet you.
02:08Nice to meet you.
02:08Okay, what are our names?
02:10Bella.
02:10Bella.
02:11I like that name.
02:12What's your name?
02:12Dylan.
02:13Dylan.
02:14I like that, okay.
02:15What's your name?
02:16Hayden.
02:16Hayden!
02:17Love that name.
02:18No, I'm kidding.
02:18I'm sorry, guys.
02:19Okay, well, let's check it out.
02:21Let me in, Hayden.
02:22I'm moving.
02:24I'm Jill, and this is my husband, Jeff.
02:26We live in Sykesville, Maryland in this crazy cabin of confusion.
02:30We have six floors in our house, I think.
02:33One, two, three, four.
02:36I guess if you considered this a five, six, seven.
02:39So I guess it'd be seven.
02:40I thought it was an amazing house.
02:42When we came back during the inspection, that's when he was kind of like,
02:46uh-oh, what did we get ourselves into?
02:48We're inside, but it looks like we're outside.
02:50We got outdoor windows, doors, sliding doors everywhere,
02:53pink ductwork going through the house, and just all different colors,
02:56different places, different woods.
02:58Every room you go into is like another adventure as you walk through it.
03:02We're coming up.
03:03I'm coming up the landing.
03:06You got like, what is it called?
03:08It's like a little stone wall.
03:10Don't know how that got there.
03:12I put the plants in there just because I didn't know what to do with the wall,
03:15just to make it look a little prettier.
03:17And you guys were like what?
03:20Plants.
03:22Okay.
03:23What are you going to show me first?
03:25The great room.
03:26They like elephants.
03:27They liked animals in general, actually.
03:32Oh, my gosh.
03:34Whoa!
03:35Whoa!
03:38This is an amazing room.
03:40This is his trophy room for all his pieces.
03:44You could put two more floors in here, right?
03:47And that was our thought when we first bought the house.
03:49They had so many different mounts and different heads all on the walls,
03:52and they had a full giraffe right in the center.
03:56Stop!
03:57So you had all the animals in here.
04:00These look like portholes.
04:02Yep.
04:02Was this supposed to be the ark?
04:04It's giving me arky vibes.
04:06Yes.
04:07I never thought of it that way.
04:08Yeah, that makes sense.
04:10Wow.
04:11I feel like you kind of should have saved this for last,
04:13unless there's something crazier.
04:14Well, there might be.
04:24Look at this madness.
04:27Again, I don't know if I love it or hate it.
04:32This is definitely the party room.
04:35Apparently, they were on a cruise somewhere,
04:37and this bar was on the cruise ship.
04:39They fell in love with it.
04:42Those are ducks.
04:43Those are the only animals that remained.
04:45I mean, they had a cocktail or two in here, for sure.
04:50Where are we off to next?
04:51We are going to head out the door here to the left,
04:54go down the hallway, and then you're,
04:58I'll let you know once you're out that hallway.
04:59Okay.
05:01They need a nap.
05:03Like the casinos.
05:05You are here.
05:06You want to get to here.
05:09Start.
05:11Straight ahead.
05:12If you see out there, we go.
05:15What?
05:15So this is our pink.
05:18It is.
05:20Bedroom.
05:22What is happening here?
05:24Yeah, there's sliding glass doors.
05:27So this is that original part of the house.
05:29This was the main section they had here.
05:31And then they built on with the other one on the backside.
05:33And they decided to connect it somehow between these little
05:35funky staircases.
05:42You guys up?
05:43Yep.
05:44Hello.
05:45Good morning.
05:46Good morning.
05:46Breakfast?
05:48If someone handed me the plans to this house,
05:50I'd be like, what is this madness?
05:52So this is the bathroom.
05:54Correct.
05:55Can I check that out?
05:55Yes.
05:56Oh my goodness.
05:58Oh my goodness.
06:00This is the love shack bathroom.
06:03The shower is actually probably my least favorite part of this bathroom,
06:06if it can get any worse.
06:07I call it the UFO shower because I feel like I'm encapsulated.
06:12It's tight.
06:14This is a functional nightmare.
06:16I have one more place to show you.
06:18Okay.
06:20This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
06:25I don't like it.
06:26I like it better from down there.
06:28Right.
06:29Not this place if you're not a fan of heights.
06:30Yeah, this ain't for me.
06:33Let me say something.
06:35Chris, I've been to a lot of houses.
06:36Almost a hundred.
06:38This is Cuckoo Bananas.
06:43So, as you know, you are one of three semifinalists in the Big East.
06:49I'm going to thank you for showing me your home.
06:51Thank you for coming.
06:52Thank you for coming.
06:53I'm going to find my way back out the door.
06:54Wish me luck.
06:56Give her the map.
07:00That was an interesting tour.
07:03A tour of the mazing arc.
07:08The mazing arc.
07:09Get it?
07:09M-A-Z-E dash I-N-G.
07:11The appearance?
07:13A three-story maze.
07:16It feels like...
07:17Is there a term?
07:18Connect-a-box?
07:20I'm coining it.
07:21Connect-a-box.
07:22The awkwardness is having to navigate seven floors at varying levels in order to get around your own house.
07:30You'll get altitude sickness before you even make it to your destination.
07:34The surprise?
07:36The actual arc.
07:37The literal space to keep animals.
07:41Wow.
07:42The Big East.
07:43Noah would have been proud.
07:46Next up on my epic quest to find Big Ugly in the Big East.
07:50We're heading north and east to a small town deep in the woods,
07:55where the population is low and the cell phone service is non-existent.
07:59I'm in Vershear, Vermont.
08:02Vershear got its name by combining Vermont and New Hampshire.
08:06Vershear.
08:07Vermont, New Hampshire, Vershear.
08:11I'm here to meet Brooklyn and Dylan.
08:13And to see if they have the ugliest house in America.
08:20It might have been worth the trip.
08:25Hello!
08:27Everybody, come outside!
08:30Brooklyn.
08:31Yes.
08:32Dylan.
08:33Braxton.
08:34Cash.
08:35Bodie.
08:36Bodie?
08:37Yeah.
08:38You're very handsome.
08:40Yeah.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah.
08:41I figured you'd know that.
08:43How do you guys like it here?
08:44It's great.
08:45I don't like the woods.
08:47I like spiders.
08:49God bless.
08:51Okay, tell me about this house.
08:53Is there a significance for the colors?
08:54We do love orange, so great color choice, but it's a lot.
09:00At least you never get lost when you're driving up to it.
09:03You know you're there.
09:03No kidding.
09:04Should we check out the inside of the house?
09:06Let's do it.
09:06Let's go inside.
09:07Why don't you guys go play off in the woods for a little bit while we check it out?
09:10The woods.
09:13Is there a specific style?
09:15An artist special, maybe?
09:18I call it a hodgepodge.
09:20This is how I describe the style.
09:23I call it a hodgepodge.
09:24Who is that?
09:25I call it a hodgepodge.
09:28This is my cousin Dylan.
09:29I call it a hodgepodgepodge.
09:30This is my husband Dylan.
09:32We live in Versha, Vermont and this is our nightmare.
09:37so i showed it to him as a joke initially and he was like i kind of like it once
09:42i
09:42saw the tree in the house i was like oh that's pretty cool i can dig that
09:46we like everything other than the decor the actual inside there's open doorways there's
09:53open windows into other people's rooms we definitely want to make it less circus like
09:59kiss i think 70s winger house was kind of the way i described it looks like a kind of a
10:05place that
10:06might have been like a hippie commune it's a lot there's a lot to look at well let's go see
10:13more
10:14of the house yes after you we got a little bit of everything y'all underneath the birds
10:25right is the real railing the birds are the railing the birds are the railings yeah it's the birds
10:30and the trees all the way up this is supposed to be a pool like a water oh is that
10:35what it is
10:36come on and then for seating it's all stone concrete yeah i look at your couches and i think hemorrhoids
10:46all right let's check out this kitchen
10:52oh what is going on with the ceiling what is this design choice i think it's called long trial
10:58they basically just take the mud and just smear it and then of course the monkey cabinets
11:06i feel like i need to center myself
11:10i would take some breaths before you go to the next part
11:13oh god before you move on absolutely next we're going to take you into our party bathroom party
11:18bathroom
11:24this is sensory overload this is a fifth grade project my reaction in the living room is
11:31why in the kitchen it's like this the bathroom is like jesus christ let's go to our bedroom next
11:37okay so this is where we come to rest this would make me crazy because i can't put blackout curtains
11:46on that well this is just two pieces of plastic and uh when we moved in we actually saw a
11:51mouse
11:52crawling right up it so it's not there now they're gone they're gone yeah first of all you're asking
11:58for mice this is a thatched roof and there's nothing underneath it either so it's just like the
12:04underside of the floor upstairs this is their drop ceiling what are we doing next we're gonna check
12:10out our bathrooms what the actual is going on in here what kind of sink is this in your bathroom
12:23it's a deep sink you see our dead spiders in the bathtub so we can't take a bath in there
12:28because they
12:29do you guys oh yeah there we go those might have been this morning's casualties honestly this is my
12:35spider smashing box oh god it's a lot of a lot of anybody else itching is it just me i
12:47itch you itch
12:49let's uh let's head upstairs
12:53colors colors colors colors i'm calmer the green helps the green helps and the blue and the yellow
13:01and the red and the barney purple as they say okay you guys well i'm gonna say thank you for
13:08showing me
13:09your home and then i'm gonna do my best to avoid mice and spiders good luck good luck oh the
13:16fact that
13:17you have to wish me luck it's not a good sign
13:25okay so that was the mishmash hodgepodge color blocked animal sanctuary appearance it was sensory
13:34overload all the painting there was so much what's awkward about it when you're building things out
13:41of paper mache and calling it a railing why do you keep that neat the surprise mice coming out of
13:47the
13:47walls spiders everywhere the biggies is a big mess
13:55from the backwoods to the big city and there's no telling what i'll find i'm headed 400 miles south to
14:02philadelphia pennsylvania when i set off on my quest to find the ugliest house in america
14:08i expected remote towns dirt roads maybe a tumbleweed tumbling by instead i'm in philadelphia
14:18pennsylvania philly but that's the thing about ugly houses they're not always hidden in the woods
14:24sometimes they're hidden in plain sight
14:30i mean i guess we'll have to see what's inside
14:33is
14:34and
14:54oh my goodness
15:03My name is Phoenix, and this is my mom,
15:05who bought the ugliest house in America.
15:07Our house looks like it did back in the 70s.
15:10Almost nothing has changed from the carpet
15:14to the wallpaper to the cabinets.
15:17Every room is a different color.
15:19I don't like how it looks.
15:21Dirty is nasty.
15:24Green, red is ugly.
15:28Green, green.
15:31And more green.
15:32I'm sorry.
15:35Is this the height of the chandelier?
15:38Be careful.
15:40Yes.
15:41Watch your head.
15:44Who is setting the chandelier at this height?
15:47This house was the home of the famous Muhammad Ali.
15:51Oh.
15:51He lived here, and he then sold the house to Kobe Bryant.
15:55And his grandmother was the last person who lived in this house.
15:58Kobe's grandmother.
15:59Yes.
15:59Kobe's grandmother.
16:01This house has legacy.
16:03Two legacies.
16:04Where's next?
16:05We're going to go to the kitchen.
16:07OK.
16:08I'm scared.
16:09Welcome to our kitchen.
16:11Yes.
16:12It's surprisingly small for how big the house is.
16:14Yes.
16:14You know, all the drawers are just, you know.
16:17Old.
16:18Old and ugly.
16:21This brown kitchen with that drop ceiling.
16:25And they're all, like, different colors.
16:28Like, they've aged in different ways.
16:29This paneling has been here since 1970s.
16:34And we have a photo of Muhammad Ali using the telephone.
16:39Oh, this the Ali phone.
16:44Yes.
16:45Hello.
16:46You've reached the Ali residence?
16:48Yes.
16:49Wow.
16:50Uh-huh.
16:51So you got put a plaque over it that said Muhammad spoke on this.
16:55Yes.
16:56Yes.
16:57Keep the phone.
16:58Toss the rest.
17:01So we are going to go to the basement.
17:05Oh, gosh.
17:05Yeah.
17:06Whoa.
17:09Oh, .
17:10Watch your steps.
17:12Oh, my gosh.
17:14What can I get you ladies?
17:16Here in the old 70s basement pub.
17:20Yes.
17:20What was this space right here?
17:24Is this where the dancers were?
17:26Yeah.
17:29Ah, this is where Ali was like.
17:33You like my husband?
17:39Good up.
17:40OK, where are we going next?
17:41The main bathroom.
17:42OK.
17:43The bathroom.
17:44It's big.
17:47That's what I got from that statement.
17:50Uh-huh.
17:51OK.
17:53Bathroom.
17:53These outside sliding doors?
17:55Yes.
17:56What?
18:00What?
18:01What?
18:04This is the bathroom.
18:06Room.
18:09What is this?
18:11This is the tub?
18:12Yes.
18:12This is the tub.
18:13Who said, give me a circular tub?
18:17I want it to be 18 inches deep.
18:20And I want it to be lavender.
18:24So when we come in this bathroom, we just repeat Muhammad Ali's statement.
18:28Float like a butterfly.
18:30Sting like a vase.
18:33OK, so I wish you good luck.
18:37And I'm going to get out of this hot box.
18:39Yes, it's so hot.
18:42Bye, guys.
18:47I'm calling this place Ali's Thrilla in Philadelphia.
18:55Appearance.
18:56It's ugly.
18:57It looks worn.
19:00Worn.
19:01The awkwardness?
19:03You've got dropped ceilings that you'll hit your head on.
19:06So proceed with caution.
19:08And that's where we come with the surprise.
19:10That tub.
19:12That round, tile, 16-inch deep tub.
19:18I'm going to say it.
19:20The Big East got Big Ugly.
19:25My adventures through the Big East uncovered Big Ugly like I've never seen before.
19:30And now there are three majorly hideous contenders to choose from.
19:34But which one will make it to the finals?
19:40My big adventure across the Big East was a big success.
19:44And while all three contenders showed me an ugly I'll never forget,
19:48only one house can move on to the finals.
19:53It's between a mansion maze on wheels.
19:56Ho, ho, ho!
19:58I don't know if I love it or hate it.
20:03A vermin-filled hodgepodge with a view.
20:06This is how I describe the style.
20:09Take it!
20:10And a defending champ whose decor is ready to be retired.
20:14This is the bath...
20:16Room!
20:20It's that time.
20:22We're moving, we're grooving, and we have some people to call.
20:25Because they have the ugliest house in their region.
20:37Brooklyn and Dylan! How are ya?
20:40Good, how are you?
20:41How are you feeling about having the ugliest house in the Big East?
20:46Good!
20:48Between your house's bizarre layout, chaotic decor, and pest problems galore,
20:53there was no doubt that your home was a special kind of ugly.
20:57Congrats, you are one step closer.
20:59I'm gonna wish you luck, and tell the kiddos I said hi.
21:03Thank you so much.
21:04Thank you very much.
21:06Bye, guys!
21:07Congratulations, mish-mosh hodgepodge.
21:10Your ugly made my eyes and skin crawl.
21:13But the question remains.
21:15Are you ugly enough to win it all?
21:17Because my quest to the far reaches of the country to discover all that is ugly continues.
21:22And there are plenty more houses to see.
21:25Coming up...
21:26Who goes there?
21:27Oh, for a dungeon!
21:28It's not that bad!
21:30I'm sorry, is there a chicken in your house?
21:32We can't wait to see you!
21:34We're...
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