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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45hi
02:46she qualified to make these psychological hypotheses hypotheses it's not hypothesis
02:53your mother told me what nancy told me she was protecting you from your
03:01hypercritical controlling father she is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as
03:06critical was it nancy who called it tough love yeah it was i believe her
03:13delusional
03:32he has gone fucking mad it's just he's been at it all nine
03:40he's moving and searching and taping
03:44oh look at that trap it's ridiculous shrinks my laptop as bait get out of here
03:56hey hey hey yeah sure maybe it's not his best work but but he's obviously worried about you
04:02uh no he is worried because he can't control me maybe control is his love language maybe that
04:10sucks richard i mean if he catches me who knows what he'll lock me up in next i can see
04:15from your
04:16point of view how that could suck but look we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap and just
04:22obtain the laptop send him a little email his mind is obtaining anything that defeats the purpose no
04:29yeah i know that wait remind me we are proving my independence
04:33we me i i okay i don't need a laptop i have my phone got it so let's just do
04:41you want a little help with that i got it
04:47oh whoever terry is he or she really wants to get a hold of you
04:51ah yeah she's my first call
04:53your story
04:55they published it
04:57no
04:57no
05:00oh god
05:03they love you
05:06who's they
05:07uh everyone
05:08what everyone like everyone everyone look look it's everyone i mean you know my mom says saying i told
05:18you so is tacky but i told you so breathtaking worth waiting for
05:28everyone loves me
05:36you better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn
05:39i'm viral
05:40i'm cat person
05:42viral
05:43me i'm viral
05:44like a bad flu
05:45look lindy
05:46i thought i'd been forgotten
05:48discarded
05:49a has-been
05:50but it turns out
05:51they were waiting for me
05:52patiently
05:53and they
05:54still love me
05:56reality check
05:57you didn't fucking write it
05:59it's not about the story
06:00but it's about my fans
06:02and that they love me
06:03that they still love me
06:04you're basking in make-believe glory
06:06this is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow
06:09wait a minute
06:10you
06:11you told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb
06:14i tried
06:15okay
06:16i i i i flew jackie out to new york
06:18was out negotiated by hayseeds
06:20had sex with a cowboy in an elevator
06:23never got his name
06:24oh my god
06:25and
06:26it was wonderful
06:27it was wonderful
06:28you need to find him
06:30oh i have to find him
06:31hey
06:32uh
06:32fifty shades of pay on the line
06:33e.l
06:34or the assistant
06:34e.l
06:35lindy's nuts
06:36it's chef's kiss
06:38i can hear him
06:39lindy
06:40listen to me
06:42we have a chance to fix this
06:43we still have plausible deniability
06:45so just do nothing
06:47i mean fucking nothing
06:49say nothing
06:50do you hear me
06:51yes
06:51do and say nothing
06:57the um today show wants an interview
07:01the today show
07:02the today show
07:04wants me
07:05the today show
07:07wants me
07:10wait
07:12wait
07:13what no no look
07:15on zoom
07:16you'll be regular size
07:21oh i
07:23i can't
07:24oh my god
07:25i
07:26okay
07:26i this is not
07:28i can't really i mean i absolutely cannot i know there's no way i'm absolutely not doing the today show
07:35i can't do the today show
07:37listen i know i know i know you're scared i know it's been a minute since you've been the toast
07:40of the literary town
07:41yes but
07:42but this is jenna
07:44jenna
07:45pull a surprise winner
07:47lindy
07:48little john
07:48okay
07:49the world
07:50we've waited long enough
07:52this is your time
07:55it's my time
07:56are you kidding
07:57this is your time
07:59it's my time
08:01i
08:02just saying
08:06here's the thing though
08:07oh
08:08mm-mm
08:09too much talking in the head
08:12book it
08:13we're gonna book it
08:14book it
08:15ah
08:17i'm gonna be on the today show
08:19today show
08:22okay
08:22okay
08:23okay
08:24excited excited
08:25wait
08:25bad news the um the phone is out of battery
08:27that
08:28um
08:29why didn't you get that charger
08:41just a thought don't kill the messenger how about we just
08:45say laptop we're not getting a laptop
08:47no no no no we are gonna go get the charger because the charger equals independence
09:00he should have used a more sensitive trigger
09:02okay
09:02you need to let it go richie
09:04we're not going for the laptop
09:05less
09:07we gotta hide
09:08huh
09:09the couch
09:10get up
09:11oh
09:11wait for me
09:12wait for me
09:14less
09:21less
09:23less
09:23less
09:24it's okay
09:25it's okay
09:26it's me
09:27it's mum
09:28oh
09:29oh
09:30are you
09:31you're having a nervous breakdown
09:33it
09:35it's okay if you are
09:37i could call lindy
09:39which
09:41you're in the wrong zone
09:43you gotta be in the less zone this do not walk outside the less zone
09:47less
09:47yes keep your voice down
09:49let me check your shoes
09:50oh god
09:51oh good oh good
09:52she's not there
09:53she's not there
09:54less less
09:55yeah
09:56i am very worried about you
09:58no mom i'm fine i'm fine i'm okay i'm good i'm good we uh i'm just i've been remodeling the
10:03house for lindy as a surprise
10:05oh
10:06yeah
10:06yeah
10:07and i'm worried about you being up here it's dangerous so we should go we should go downstairs
10:11come on come on
10:12yeah
10:12i think you are unwell
10:15no it's fine it's the fumes it's the fumes from the floor that's the whole thing
10:19what
10:19all right
10:20okay so we're on the move
10:22and then we're gonna go
10:25downstairs
10:25in the less zone
10:27no you've got to stay you must mom you've got to stay in the less zone
10:29oh in the less zone
10:30yeah okay
10:31see we're good
10:32see
10:33less zone that's it
10:34down we go we're going down
10:35okay we gotta move
10:38richard
10:38huh yeah
10:40you know i uh
10:44i miss my mom
10:48yeah
10:49less
10:50less has a really good mom
10:52you know
10:52nancy uh
10:53she shielded him from reality too much and
10:56also from his dad though who was
10:59wow but nancy now she's a
11:01yeah she's a mom mom
11:04kinda always
11:05wished i had imagined
11:08what would i be like if i
11:10did have
11:15i think i need a minute
11:17yeah
11:18yeah
11:18yeah we can
11:20we can take a minute
11:27okay mom
11:28so you know we
11:29agreed last night
11:31with a change of plans
11:32and magoo's with lindy
11:33and i'm i'm
11:33working
11:34and lulu's
11:35here at home
11:36but she's in and out
11:37and she's doing her thing
11:38that you know
11:39you you should you should probably just you should go home
11:41okay
11:42okay
11:43less
11:44yeah
11:45i don't believe you
11:46which part
11:47every part dear
11:49i'm acting perfectly normal
11:50the last minute remodeling
11:53the fumes that i did not smell
11:56the less zone
11:58lindy's disappearance
11:59lindy's disappearance
12:00that's a little date line
12:01the husband was the last one to see her
12:03she's at the gray house mom
12:05okay other than that i do not see my behavior as bizarre
12:09i am working really hard
12:11i am very stressed out
12:13and i'm not sleeping very well
12:15but i'm fine mom
12:17i'm fine
12:18okay
12:19you're fine
12:19sure dear
12:21when you're ready to talk
12:22i'm right here
12:24we talked
12:25and i'm good
12:26but it is too dangerous for you here
12:28okay
12:29i promise
12:30i will stay downstairs
12:32away from these fumes
12:34but i am not leaving until i know you're okay
12:37one last thing
12:38yes
12:39when was the last time you showered dear
12:46okay
12:47woo
12:48let's get that charger
12:49huh
12:49now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope
12:55just
12:56all the way up
12:57i can't do one pull up richie
12:59but you have the power of the square cube law behind you
13:04see
13:04why even pause
13:06just explain
13:07all right
13:07simple math
13:08as our size decreased
13:11our proportional strength
13:12that increased
13:13it's like um
13:14ants
13:15i fucking hate ants
13:17yes but ant math is never wrong
13:19okay well you're tiny too so
13:20you do it
13:21yeah yeah yeah
13:22but
13:24this is your independence
13:25math is freedom
13:27freedom is independence
13:28go
13:29all right
13:36it's gonna
13:37yeah it's not gonna
13:39what are you doing
13:41i'm conjuring my inner freedom math
13:44this is exciting
13:46should we hide
13:47no no
13:48i'm walking through the foyer
13:50in the left zone
13:51i'm leaving for
13:52for the lab
13:53but i'd still love to hear from you
13:54wait
13:55wait
13:57now i've opened the front door
13:59martin
13:59you never answer your phone
14:01martin
14:02we're in the clear
14:03he's never letting martin in here
14:04yeah but mom
14:05mom is in the basement
14:06and she's a rule follower
14:07she'll stay there
14:08it's lulu
14:09we don't have eyes on lulu so
14:13tick tock
14:13you gotta help me
14:14oh yeah i'm gonna help you
14:25no no
14:28ooo
14:29an
14:32I don't know.
15:01intense
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10too intense
15:12you're too intense
15:14you
15:15me
15:17why
15:20roommate
15:20well
15:22sure
15:23stop
15:24what
15:25you suck
15:26and you probably suck more
15:28okay so I was a dick
15:30sorry
15:30you didn't insult me
15:31oh you don't go to Forest Park
15:33no I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38who's Wendy Pressett
15:43Wendy what
15:44yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:48she sounds like a good time
15:49you both had whiskey sours
15:51she paid for your tab
15:53but then left her credit card
15:56huh
15:56okay why don't you just fucking say it
15:59credit card fraud
16:05so what is this
16:06is this a
16:07shirtless citizens arrest
16:11no badge
16:12nowhere to pin it
16:14I'm only asking
16:16only you asking
16:17only me
16:18good
16:19it's a stupid question anyway
16:32okay
16:33okay I'm gonna go
16:35happy reading
16:36Wendy
16:41you ran out saying someone could be dead
16:43yeah
16:43lindy
16:44lindy's having a hard time
16:45she's sick
16:46no she's unwell
16:48oh
16:48look I am happy to stay with lindy
16:52no she's at the grey house
16:53but you rushed home
16:55she left this morning
16:56because she's
16:57emotionally unwell
16:58oh right
16:59yeah
16:59should she be alone
17:01no Gary and Meg are nearby
17:03it's a lot Martin
17:04it's a lot to keep in my head
17:05yeah yeah
17:05quad for Les
17:06herbal tea for Martin
17:07Bob
17:09oh fuck
17:12another quad for Les
17:16is that Mills
17:18Bob
17:36keep going
17:38keep going
17:53almost there
17:58yes
17:59you did it
18:00oh I love math
18:05I know right
18:06it's like
18:07it's never wrong
18:08and the charger
18:10on it
18:13okay
18:31big smile
18:32ready ready
18:33and
18:35okay
18:36all right
18:37ready
18:37ready ready ready
18:38three
18:39two
18:40one
18:41Merry Christmas
18:43a doll house
18:44it's just like
18:45our house
18:46yeah
18:46Daddy's been working
18:47on this for months
18:48well it was Mommy's idea
18:49well
18:50I knew you liked
18:51the one Steffi had
18:53this is way better
18:54than Steffi
18:55and look
18:55the lights work
18:56see
18:57whoa
18:58wait wait
18:59who do we have here
18:59me
19:00and you
19:01oh where's Daddy
19:02he's at work
19:03yeah arguing
19:04with the mean people
19:05from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance
19:08Mommy's at home
19:10oh yes
19:11but Mommy is in her office
19:13working
19:14no
19:15but Mommy's watching TV
19:18no
19:19Mommy is
19:20at her desk
19:21writing
19:23no
19:25she's watching TV
19:34I am the architect
19:36of my own prison
19:40not anymore
19:50okay
19:51you got the sound
20:01Lindy
20:02you alright
20:03yeah
20:22oh shit
20:26I'm fine
20:38Grandma
20:38oh you are a sight
20:41dear
20:43I'm hung over
20:44Grandma
20:45and I'm not the legal
20:46drinking age
20:47do you hate me
20:48never dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:51don't lose that quality
20:53yeah I think I was
20:54a little too honest
20:55last night
20:55well booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know
21:02or care why
21:02crossed wires
21:04with your dad
21:05have you told him
21:07fuck science yet
21:09Grandma
21:09your words
21:11or that you
21:12flunked out of college
21:15sounds worse
21:16when you say it
21:16is that not
21:17accurate
21:19no
21:20it's just
21:23fuck
21:25what do you got there
21:26oh
21:27mom's book
21:29apparently
21:30I'm just like her
21:31well I take that
21:32as a compliment
21:34I don't think
21:34that's how she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50morning Bob
21:53oh I didn't see you
21:54but I saw you
21:56meals
21:58lattes
21:59plural
22:01I can explain
22:02yes you can
22:03and you will
22:04I know you can't
22:05help yourself
22:05Bob
22:07technically speaking
22:08I did not break
22:09the conditions
22:09stipulated in my NDA
22:11I answer questions
22:12solely related
22:13to my brother-in-law
22:14and his experiences
22:15at MedBot
22:16then why are you
22:17so nervous Bob
22:19my brother-in-law
22:20alleges that once
22:21Hilton's company
22:21became the primary
22:22investor
22:23they illegally
22:24acquired his tech
22:25illegally acquired
22:28you know
22:29put my attorney
22:30I must qualify
22:30allegedly
22:31Hilton's legal
22:32chicanery
22:33is airtight
22:33and I mean
22:34airtight
22:35how did Hilton
22:36illegally acquire
22:37your brother-in-law's
22:38tech Bob
22:39well they closed
22:40ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law
22:42removed
22:43allegedly
22:46gentlemen
22:47we didn't see you
22:48we need to talk
22:49me?
22:50not you
22:51less you
22:51it's important
23:02okay
23:03the today show
23:04I need to make
23:06a new
23:06first impression
23:07tomorrow morning
23:11what?
23:13okay
23:14for your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin
23:17extensive notes
23:19no one would even
23:20care about the story
23:21if it didn't have
23:22my name on it
23:23Les took everything
23:24from me
23:24look at me
23:25I could be six
23:26inches tall
23:27forever
23:28so I need this
23:29I need this one
23:30thing
23:31I tried
23:32okay
23:33writing is hard
23:34and the pressure
23:35on a second book
23:37after winning
23:37the
23:38it's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell
23:47me it's okay
23:49please
23:52tell me
23:54tell me
23:55I'm independent
23:57tell me
23:57it's my turn
24:00tell me
24:01it's mine
24:03me
24:05me
24:05the Bordeaux
24:07thank you
24:09how's the second book
24:10coming
24:12it's not
24:13but it will
24:14do you remember
24:15how much Gary and I
24:16struggled when we were
24:17first starting
24:17artisanal vitamin
24:18business
24:19it was
24:19oh like nine and a half
24:21months before we made
24:22a single sale
24:22nine and a half
24:24months before we made
24:25a single sale
24:26yeah but look at us now
24:27barely able to keep up
24:28with domain
24:29yeah
24:29and it is absolutely
24:30gonna be the same
24:31for you
24:32same for you
24:33no it's not
24:36it's not the same
24:37at all
24:38it's absolutely
24:39not the same
24:40at all
24:43how is
24:44little Lulu
24:45oh how was her
24:46Christmas
24:46oh we knocked her
24:48out of the park
24:48best parents ever
24:50show them
24:50show them the
24:51pictures
24:51oh yeah
24:52you should see
24:53this dollhouse
24:54oh well there she is
24:55huh
24:56that's amazing
24:57what a sweetie
24:59what a sweetie
24:59so Les what have you
25:00been working on
25:01these days
25:02I mean
25:02R.I.P. GMO
25:04tomato
25:04oh yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO
25:06tomato
25:07but it did bring
25:08you success though
25:08you know it did
25:09bring you some
25:10success
25:11well I do have a
25:12little germ of an
25:14idea which I'm
25:15pretty excited about
25:17you do
25:18yeah it's early
25:19days but um
25:20I think I can say
25:21confidently that it
25:22does have the
25:23potential to change
25:24the world
25:25has the potential
25:26to change the
25:27world
25:27I like the sound
25:28of that
25:28I like the sound
25:29of that too
25:30but honey
25:31it's my turn
25:32remember
25:35well actually
25:36it's still
25:37my turn
25:37sweetheart
25:39I do remember
25:40sorry we don't
25:42what is the
25:43what is the
25:44turn say
25:44oh well we
25:45take turns
25:45supporting each
25:46other so he
25:47supported me
25:47through my
25:48first book
25:48and I
25:49supported him
25:49through the
25:50first tomato
25:50and now
25:51it's my turn
25:52again he needs
25:52to support me
25:53for the second
25:53book see
25:54turns
25:55no because
25:56your turn
25:57won you the
25:57Pulitzer
25:58and my turn
25:59is yet to
26:00win me the
26:01Nobel
26:01the Nobel
26:02I mean
26:03I mean
26:05I keep joking
26:06honey
26:07not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09for the Nobel
26:10I mean that
26:11could be never
26:13that's how
26:13turns work
26:14right
26:14that's
26:15your turn
26:17ended
26:17with the
26:18tomato
26:19that put you
26:20on the
26:20science map
26:20but then
26:21went splat
26:21followed by
26:22your imminent
26:22termination
26:23from Monsanto
26:24followed by
26:24our housekeeper
26:25finding him
26:26naked
26:27crying on the
26:27bed
26:28oh
26:30depression
26:31it's a
26:32bitch
26:33yeah
26:35oh
26:35you know
26:36what
26:36should we
26:37take a
26:37visit to
26:37the arch
26:38oh
26:39the arch
26:40the arch
26:42how dare
26:43you tell
26:44Gary and
26:44Meg
26:44about my
26:45naked
26:46crying
26:46that was
26:47me at
26:47my most
26:47vulnerable
26:48that was
26:48a secret
26:49between
26:49us
26:49how dare
26:50you tell
26:50them
26:51your germ
26:51of an
26:52idea
26:52before me
26:53especially
26:53when this
26:54got me
26:54trapped
26:54in
26:55St.
26:55Louis
26:55and it's
26:56your turn
26:57until you
26:57win the
26:58Nobel
26:58that's
26:59new
26:59not
26:59everyone
27:00Lindy
27:00lucks into
27:01their prize
27:02on the
27:02first try
27:03luck
27:03you know
27:04what I
27:04mean
27:04I think
27:05I do
27:09point is
27:09how can
27:10I trust
27:11you if
27:11you're
27:11going to
27:11expose
27:12me like
27:12that
27:13don't
27:13trust me
27:13then
27:14just
27:14don't
27:14tell me
27:15anything
27:15ever again
27:16I won't
27:16good
27:17me too
27:17great
27:18secrets
27:18from now
27:19on
27:19secrets
27:19love
27:20a secret
27:23but it
27:24is
27:25my
27:26turn
27:31my
27:32fucking
27:32turn
27:33it's
27:35my
27:35fucking
27:36turn
27:44my
27:45fucking
27:45turn
27:49I
27:50can't
27:50take
27:51any
27:51more
27:51bad
27:51cat
27:51news
28:02so is
28:03this behavior
28:03normal I
28:04don't know
28:04how to
28:04feel
28:04you should
28:05feel good
28:05really
28:07Mr.
28:08Magoo has
28:08diabetes
28:09I stabilized
28:10his blood
28:11sugar and
28:11he's going
28:11to be
28:11fine
28:12so the
28:13seizures
28:13have nothing
28:13to do
28:14with
28:14miniaturization
28:14completely
28:15unrelated
28:15so she's
28:16going to
28:16live
28:17I mean
28:17he
28:17he
28:18he's
28:18going
28:18to
28:18live
28:18there's
28:19more
28:19good
28:19news
28:20look
28:26that
28:27is a
28:27sample
28:27of
28:28Mr.
28:28Magoo's
28:28muscle
28:28tissue
28:29the
28:29rapid
28:30expansion
28:30process
28:31might cause
28:31fragmentation
28:32in the
28:32atomic
28:33bonds
28:33leaving
28:34them
28:34too
28:34fragile
28:35to
28:35hold
28:38so we
28:39need to
28:41we need
28:42to slow
28:43the reaction
28:44to allow
28:45the nuclei
28:45time
28:46to form
28:47stronger
28:47bonds
28:48stronger
28:48bonds
28:49are
28:49fundamental
28:49in the
28:50expansion
28:50of any
28:51fragile
28:52connection
28:52or
28:53alliance
28:54oh
28:55I agree
29:03we need
29:04a neutron
29:04moderator
29:12V
29:13equals
29:17V
29:18naught
29:19how's the
29:19exponential
29:20of
29:20negative
29:21r
29:22divided
29:23by
29:24lambda
29:25let's see
29:26if
29:26keep going
29:27h hat
29:28equals
29:29negative
29:30h
29:30bar
29:31squared
29:31over
29:32over
29:33over
29:34over
29:34two times
29:36the mass
29:36of the
29:36nucleus
29:37times
29:38little
29:38patient
29:39operator
29:39and
29:41plus
29:42V
29:42E
29:43multiplied
29:43by
29:44r
29:44yes
29:45oh
29:45god
29:46god
29:46this is
29:46what
29:46I've been
29:47missing
29:51we should
29:53check them out
30:02mom
30:03mom
30:03is a good
30:05writer
30:06like good
30:07well she won
30:08an award
30:09dear
30:10I know
30:10but I didn't
30:11know
30:11no
30:12like look
30:13like look
30:14the book
30:14the book is
30:15really funny
30:16but it's
30:18also deeply
30:18sad
30:19grandma
30:20it's making
30:21me
30:22there's just
30:23so much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26about mom
30:28grandma
30:29Diane
30:29me
30:31it's like
30:33I might need
30:34to rethink
30:34my thoughts
30:35you're coming
30:36of age
30:37reading about
30:38your mom
30:39coming of age
30:40that's deep
30:42grandma
30:57grandma
30:58turn on channel
30:59five
31:01we are talking
31:03to Pulitzer
31:03prize winning
31:04author
31:04Lindy
31:05Littlejohn
31:05about her
31:06sensational
31:06new short
31:07story
31:07untitled
31:09on purpose
31:09what
31:10Lindy looks
31:11terrific
31:12Lindy
31:13could you
31:13possibly have
31:14expected
31:14the reaction
31:15to be
31:15anything
31:16like this
31:16oh
31:17Jenna
31:17I
31:18nothing
31:18about this
31:19experience
31:20is what
31:20I expected
31:21the story
31:22mom wrote
31:23something
31:24I always knew
31:25she would
31:26did you know
31:27you were
31:27writing something
31:28so provocative
31:29you know
31:29everything I
31:30write provokes
31:31someone
31:32right Jenna
31:34very true
31:35yeah
31:35you famously
31:36fictionalized
31:37your difficult
31:38relationship
31:38with your mother
31:39and my rainbow
31:40starts with black
31:41one of my
31:42all-time
31:43favorite books
31:44oh thank you
31:45I've got to ask
31:45you did you base
31:46this story
31:47on your real life
31:48too
31:48so the book
31:49is true
31:50you know Jenna
31:50I just think
31:51everyone does
31:52their best writing
31:52when they're not
31:53worried what other
31:54people think
31:54that's the office
31:56upstairs
31:57I thought she
31:58was at the
31:59gray house
32:00so did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02thank you so much
32:03for being here
32:04oh thank you
32:05Jenna
32:05it's been
32:06wonderful talking
32:07to you
32:07please turn the
32:08story into a
32:08book
32:09I'll think
32:09about it
32:10okay
32:10bye-bye
32:19I killed it
32:23you have to
32:24write the book
32:25oh my god
32:26I feel like
32:26I have another
32:27chance
32:27I could write
32:28something
32:28I could write
32:29something great
32:30you already
32:30have
32:31yes Les supported
32:32me but I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:35right
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support
32:38you
32:38I feel like
32:39me again
32:39Richie
32:40this is
32:42like where
32:43have I been
32:44you know
32:44like I've been
32:45here the whole
32:46time
32:46and it's like
32:47I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right
32:50here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56are you crying
32:58no
32:59you're a little
33:00me too
33:16mom
33:18mom
33:44you're a little
33:56you're a little
33:56you're a little
34:00you're a little
34:00you're a little
34:00you're a little
34:00you're a little
34:00By Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:25Bless me.
34:27Were you here all night?
34:29Uh, oh shit, Lindy. Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay. So you're new. So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah. Yeah. I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough.
34:42Oh, well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy.
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian.
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she... What did she look like?
34:57What? What? What?
34:59Mm-hmm.
35:08Ooh.
35:11Mm-hmm.
35:23Lindy?
35:28Lindy?
35:34Lindy?
35:37Lindy?
35:37Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night.
35:50Poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation?
35:52Who knew?
35:53Not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall.
35:55Who knew?
35:56Not me.
35:57Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy.
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy?
36:13Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God, Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted.
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it.
36:33She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes, she's old.
36:37Hurry up.
36:39Hurry, hurry, hurry.
36:42Mom!
36:44Mom!
36:46Okay, Mom.
36:47Oh!
36:48Okay, Mom.
36:49Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:53Hey, Mom.
36:55Hey, Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey.
37:00Hey, it's okay.
37:01You just fainted.
37:04Yeah.
37:04I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She...
37:10She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here.
37:13Remember, Mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like...
37:17Like a little doll.
37:18She was...
37:19She was like a real life little Lindy doll.
37:21I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:23No, no.
37:24No.
37:24I know what I saw and I...
37:26Yeah?
37:26I saw her on...
37:28On TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no.
37:31Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, Mom.
37:35I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:42Okay.
37:43Um...
37:43Come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Sit down.
37:46Come on.
37:48So, um...
37:48Okay.
37:49So, um...
37:50Okay.
37:51So, this is...
37:52This is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard.
37:55But the truth...
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is...
38:01Um...
38:01That I put a painkiller in your tea.
38:04And hallucinations are a side effect.
38:06So, there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You was?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:11Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you and I wanted you to relax and...
38:16Yeah.
38:16You...
38:17You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, huh?
38:25No.
38:25No, no, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh.
38:37Whoa, what?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm...
38:40I'm guilty.
38:41I...
38:42I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:44From...
38:45From what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:49My...
38:49Well, I...
38:50I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh.
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:54Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:55Yeah, that's what fucking drives me and that's fine.
38:58But dad is a kind and fair...
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:06But...
39:06I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy, and I mean whatever you have done to her, she is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24I don't know what you are hiding, but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:47Keep on lying, keep on burying, and you will lose her if you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:05Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:32And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40Lindy.
40:41And I need you, Lindy.
40:44And I miss you.
41:06Where's Grandma?
41:08Uh.
41:15She left.
41:17This isn't about Grandma, is it?
41:23Mom left you.
41:29She left us, didn't she?
41:41I'm trying to hear you, and see you, and be honest with you, if you're ever going to forgive me.
41:47And the truth is, the truth is that I was scared.
41:52You were going to leave me, and I didn't want to lose you.
41:55And so, um, I miniaturized you.
42:02On purpose.
42:04I did it.
42:06And that's the complete and honest truth.
42:09I miniaturized you.
42:11On purpose.
42:13I did it.
42:15Miniaturized you.
42:16On purpose.
42:18I did it.
42:19Miniaturized you.
42:20On purpose.
42:21I did it.
42:22On purpose.
42:25Miniaturized.
42:26On purpose.
42:27I did it.
42:28I miniaturized you.
42:29On purpose.
42:30I did it.
42:35Miniaturized you.
42:36On purpose.
42:37Ah!
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:20I did it.
44:10I did it.
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