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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05I love you.
00:01:07You're in there.
00:01:11I love you.
00:01:24Oh, God.
00:01:25Oh, God.
00:01:25Oh, God.
00:01:26Oh, God.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube selva
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it
00:03:00no no thelma brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank
00:03:10you she's okay she's not she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out
00:03:17nothing worse nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls i can't find
00:03:56the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene well markets
00:04:03are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on
00:04:08a
00:04:08deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:38duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational
00:06:22to tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we
00:07:57we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting
00:08:10yes yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could
00:08:19use
00:08:20um what about our mnemonics stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a
00:08:29step back oh
00:08:30can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s
00:08:39of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:49uh-huh mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that is the s of stop is
00:08:55for stop
00:08:55correct i mean can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she'd look like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being divergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm
00:12:00not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take
00:12:06the
00:12:06neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and
00:12:11like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it
00:12:16and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro right
00:12:21right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and
00:12:25stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a really interesting perspective
00:12:34on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school good good
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so
00:14:30for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03and the way i'm glad you're looking for a lot of people who are doing this best
00:15:27and i don't know what's happening i don't know what's happening i don't know i don't know
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:54right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you with
00:16:00your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the down oh you know investing is like
00:16:06joanne's department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep
00:16:13you abreast right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that
00:16:20structure you want to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah sure great could use a break good great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how
00:17:02weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:17:47rarely rarely rarely you rarely i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of
00:18:52them okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can
00:18:58change them
00:18:59i can change them all aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:42i i did something it's it's halloumi's birthday halloumi yeah our she was your dad's actually um
00:20:00uh halloumi uh wiener dog uh we scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05that that trip that we took to knott's berry farm you remember yes you do you loved it that
00:20:13there was that um that mine ride with the animatronic chinese laborers and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you well i didn't go there for me orson jesus you think i had a good
00:20:24time at knott's
00:20:24berry farm um why don't why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead yeah good idea
00:20:40um like this um right over here this yeah yeah thank you
00:20:57can you hear that listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves yeah it's it's a beautiful house duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's my business partner college roommate
00:21:16great yeah he loved it here we co-founded fafa you remember fafa yeah uh yeah a buddy of mine
00:21:25met his
00:21:25first wife on fafa and i bought a subaru on fafa it was actually my second subaru got that on
00:21:32fafa
00:21:32nice nice okay so i really gotta get back so can you run me yes yes you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius amish was a genius inept but you know he couldn't he couldn't look people in the
00:21:47eye he couldn't couldn't talk to people i talked for him dude had a horrible stutter yeah i would steal
00:22:02his uh
00:22:04his shoes his medication you know that kind of thing and uh he'd go full full fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up with the name fafa how he hanged himself
00:22:19oh right above where you're standing actually oh you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye sorry
00:22:31yeah should have been you're welcome right you're welcome he gave he gave me this house gave me
00:22:36everything and a chance to do it on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how i bought hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then let's go okay okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more and i'm not talking about you i'm i'm sure you keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm i'm i'm being financially we're doing all right duncan i appreciate your concern you can call
00:23:17yourself a car right i'm gonna hang back and meditate if you just go up the hill you'll eventually get
00:23:24service okay wait up up the this
00:23:39okay what was joanne texting gary about uh well was it about me it was wasn't it it was about
00:23:46me
00:23:46no uh no it's not it's um okay what she uh she wants uh she wants a gun a gun
00:23:57a gun yes
00:24:11good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:26hi good morning girl good morning dr webb uh wondering what's that that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal train's path take it down bell
00:24:41or else
00:24:48you know what they're gonna say
00:24:52you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54clepto pyro psycho
00:24:57uh probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself i'm just having too much fun you
00:25:06know
00:25:13what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:20what's that you got no wisdom to share speak up
00:25:48it's embarrassing
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great just keep
00:25:59expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02icarus he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he
00:26:08fell down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be
00:26:17yep not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool okay thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:44thank you
00:26:49uh name and grade orson stern ninth grade
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh look can you give him a call
00:27:25here
00:27:47um
00:27:48um he didn't he didn't answer why don't you go wait in the dining hall someone will come by you
00:27:57um
00:28:07uh
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate.
00:28:51Um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry.
00:29:05I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients, most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence, according to the rules of Therapy International, I'm
00:29:16just curious.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26Oh, my God.
00:29:29Oh, my God.
00:29:30Joe.
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32Yeah.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29The name?
00:31:32Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
00:32:22Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity.
00:32:49Like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that. We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now. Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:20Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so it's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems?
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What have we got to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting, and
00:34:29it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Odin.
00:35:09Eye of Odin.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in the space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:41The Eye of Odin.
00:35:42Take it to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on.
00:35:58Come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers,
00:36:06not names, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:11What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:1350 Years.
00:36:14Let's go.
00:36:22Well, sometimes see you guys.
00:36:23I'm...
00:36:23I...
00:36:30I'm so...
00:36:32I'm so...
00:36:34I'm...
00:36:37I've...
00:36:38I'm so...
00:36:39I'm...
00:36:41I'm so...
00:36:42I'm so...
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:41I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:09You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:37Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:07Offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin, extra carbon for my friends
00:40:35here.
00:40:35And now we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20Should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:36Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander.
00:43:15Trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:18He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend
00:43:22who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today
00:43:35without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary.
00:45:30No, Gary.
00:45:30Gary.
00:45:31Gary.
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:35Just.
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:43I.
00:45:44I.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:45Duncan.
00:45:46You.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I.
00:45:52I'm.
00:45:52I'm going to call the police.
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:55And I'm.
00:45:55And I'm.
00:45:56And I'm going to call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana.
00:46:01Do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing.
00:46:29It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I.
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that.
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:49I'm sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:30All I need is just
00:48:32one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone.
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's going to...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:47Five, four, one.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:58Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:08Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:36Always.
00:49:38Always.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:50:06Wow, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey, you all right?
00:50:16Gary, I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:53You, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary, you have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients, and I asked him, how, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, he, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor, it doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway, here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better.
00:52:52Anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim, Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:51Since I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin, think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Pippin, days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect place.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out today.
00:55:55Hey, Dad.
00:55:58Pippin, think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:27What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism, where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed, mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapist.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapist.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24The Audacity.
00:59:57The Audacity.
00:59:57The Audacity.
00:59:59The Audacity.
01:00:01The Audacity.
01:00:02The Audacity.
01:00:03The Audacity.
01:00:04The Audacity.
01:00:05The Audacity.
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