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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:00:35Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan. Hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:25Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Bardolph.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardolph's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A.com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking...
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:12So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39What the fuck?
00:07:42Oh my god!
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart
00:08:16and starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a
00:08:23fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss all of it in session
00:08:39right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after mine were crossed too it's
00:08:45okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy he's the type of guy
00:08:52you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't because you're
00:08:58supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some people
00:09:04deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this what do you know
00:09:12where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire yes we will work
00:09:19through
00:09:19all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this morning well i called
00:09:26the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on he's there
00:09:32i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan but of
00:09:38course the
00:09:38only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open yourself up
00:09:44to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they build up
00:09:49like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy dung beetle i have no idea what you're
00:09:56talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god oh god move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes
00:10:33ointment of course uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent twin rodents
00:10:44hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great what's the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so
00:10:59yeah and we we've been working with uh your cto harper turns out you're
00:11:05gynoden gizmo i have noden same tech right can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm
00:11:14huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming here to check it out
00:11:20oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i listen i would love to meet your
00:11:28friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow
00:11:39but thank you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay
00:11:54the engineers we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we'll shoot
00:11:59the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you
00:12:06thank you mother yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:30okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your sekva yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm throwing i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the
00:12:57red carpet make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great
00:13:04meeting
00:13:04guys starting the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching what were you watching orson naked people and were you planning to spend all
00:14:06of ninth grade jacking it off back here okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully
00:14:20assume that for ninety thousand dollars a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry but when orson got home from school and you asked how his day was helped him with his
00:14:31homework okay who are you i'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your
00:14:36road rage incident well that that was an emergency i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis
00:14:45i know
00:14:46it sounds harsh but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine we will reach out to his baltimore
00:14:57school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him when we're on it we're on it
00:15:03okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires are bearing down in napa i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink
00:15:48fire retardant at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our
00:15:55house it's a house it's a house we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all
00:16:01sentimentality yeah i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do linus poe and one of them he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:16:39oh
00:16:55Oh, my God.
00:17:11What is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I...
00:19:09God damn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:46Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58I'm fine.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Ascles.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05Are you laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:15You can't kill me.
00:20:19I did?
00:20:30Oh, yeah.
00:20:32Oh, man.
00:20:33Oh, man.
00:20:35Oh, man.
00:20:37Oh, man.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40I'm driving.
00:20:45Oh, your face. Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka. Four fingers.
00:20:49Great. And more bunting. A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More. Yep.
00:21:04Hey. There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell. It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey!
00:21:41How we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:03Listen.
00:22:04Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with like one of those tactical fans.
00:22:15I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41What?
00:22:41Tell them, tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Secfa like?
00:23:01We can-
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:05She likes-
00:23:05Hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually-
00:23:07You know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:25Yeah, let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be-
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and-
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger-
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would-
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Sp- Spookle!
00:23:53I-
00:23:55The guests are starting to-
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home!
00:23:57It's done!
00:23:58It's over!
00:23:58It's over!
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset!
00:24:01Unplug it, it's done!
00:24:01Party's over!
00:24:02Party's over!
00:24:03Put everything down!
00:24:04Party is o-
00:24:05Do not take photos!
00:24:07Party's fucking done!
00:24:20Picks blind!
00:24:28Needed to lock in, Sekva, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Hijacker to a black site.
00:24:33And wanna pour the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise, one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government client.
00:24:46home. Hi, Martin. Hi, Duncan. Oh, Nenna, I forgot I invited you. Uh, Barry, can you show Nenna out
00:24:58and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors? Thanks.
00:25:15What happened? Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment. A heart now, I take it? Yep. Nobody wants
00:25:27donkey. Not you, not, not your VA. Sorry. There were circumstances. Jesus, can't go any
00:25:37lower. It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team. The deal's not dead. God,
00:25:48Martin's weird. Aren't we all?
00:26:00Where's Lily? Obsessively watching news over the fire. Yeah, then she knew you were going
00:26:07to be here. If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing. Such a waste,
00:26:16though. Serving a sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work. Messy. If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered
00:26:32mind, what then is an empty desk assigning, Einstein? Very good, Xander. Hey, let's go talk
00:26:40to him. Are you all right? Do you need... I don't know. Uh, water? Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety. Sorry. My... It's, uh, his name is Alexander. He's, uh,
00:27:16friend. Are you with the... It was the VA. That's right. I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First golf. I see. Did you kill anyone? Xander, what the hell is this? Did your tour of duty end
00:27:32during or
00:27:33after Operation Desert Storm? Is that thing recording me? It's not recording, it's learning. You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right? It... Lou, do you like to talk to him? Nah, I don't like his face. It
00:27:53is only those who have
00:27:54neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood. More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation. War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman. What's your name, soldier? Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:35the life of me. I... I don't know what it is. Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan bloody Mark. I know.
00:28:49You're not perfect, but you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest. You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm? No, I'm good. I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well, he's whatever he wants to be. His name is Alexander. He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit. That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him. Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25Oh my gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka. Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:37the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck, he is.
00:30:46You are a guy.
00:30:49Oh, he's the one.
00:30:50Get off me. Get off me. Get off me.
00:30:51Get off me. Get off me. Get off me.
00:31:15Did you, did you do it?
00:31:19Why?
00:31:21What is it?
00:31:22You poop all the time.
00:31:24You're always pooping.
00:31:25But all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:29I, sometimes I just, you know, I get.
00:31:34Uh, maybe go for a walk.
00:31:37Get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44I bet if your dad asked you to, you'd poop.
00:31:46Oh my gosh, please just leave.
00:31:48Oh my gosh, watch your attitude.
00:31:50I don't like it.
00:31:55I don't like it.
00:31:59I don't like it.
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:35Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:52Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin. Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world.
00:33:11But so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told,
00:33:19well, we actually made better.
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52But we can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance
00:34:11and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I should finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:27Uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin.
00:34:33I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:58You remember?
00:35:03No.
00:35:05I do.
00:35:07I do.
00:35:08I do.
00:35:29No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53Well, build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11How's we got married in?
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily, huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm being very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Jen?
00:36:37I told you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great.
00:36:42Great.
00:36:43Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:51No!
00:36:58That house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02It was ours!
00:37:03What's up?
00:37:07I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:41Lily...
00:37:41Everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:44You love his music.
00:37:47This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy.
00:37:52Goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Ted!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get out.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23We're gonna give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:28Well, what if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know.
00:38:34Something that I know.
00:38:36That I...
00:38:37Maybe you don't know I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:41I'll plug my ears.
00:38:42This.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:45Here's the, um...
00:38:48Here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:38:53Not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:56In the lab.
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East.
00:39:01One building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that.
00:39:04We'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah.
00:39:06And you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will take the sample.
00:39:14I, um...
00:39:14Oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right.
00:39:19Here.
00:39:20Have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right.
00:39:25Okay, um...
00:39:27Well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just...
00:39:28Watch a show.
00:39:29Or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:51Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:39:55She's not here.
00:40:03She's not here.
00:40:05What?
00:40:1010, 10...
00:40:129...
00:40:148...
00:40:157...
00:40:158...
00:40:167...
00:40:196...
00:40:206...
00:40:216...
00:40:34Uh, where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey, hey, hey!
00:40:45Where is 1582?
00:41:06Oh my god, please, please, I got lost, please, please.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you, you're gonna tell someone, then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I, and elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it, but you can help me, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement, so,
00:41:42so, two people.
00:41:44Um, it's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:11Heaven knows me, I walk the stream
00:42:15Ooh, yes!
00:42:17And I can't bear it evermore
00:42:25Heaven keep me out through this dream
00:42:33And I can't bear it evermore
00:42:41Hey, bud, little woozy, give me thumbs up
00:42:49Well, stay down, can't hurt if you don't remember
00:42:57Mm-hmm
00:43:00Mm-hmm
00:43:06Mm-hmm
00:43:07Mm-hmm
00:43:12Mm-hmm
00:43:13Joanne
00:43:15Mm-hmm
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend
00:43:27Kind of, kind of, well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster
00:43:38Like, he hates me, I, I mean, I don't even know why
00:43:41Because you are a bad man
00:43:44A bad, bad, bad man
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you
00:43:58Not even you
00:44:01I like me
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey, douchey
00:44:21How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through
00:44:36Okay
00:44:38Oh my god
00:44:39You're all done
00:44:40Let's go home
00:44:43You must be serving
00:44:44Oh my god, so first
00:44:46That bitchy nurse
00:44:53Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm
00:44:56Oh, I love ramen
00:44:59You remembered
00:45:02Dad never gets it for me
00:45:04Well
00:45:06Thanks, mom
00:45:07You're the best
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh yeah, that stuff was great
00:45:17Yeah
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride
00:45:19No refills
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:29Oh shit
00:45:30Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
00:45:36I, um, I, I completely forgot a, an appointment with a client today
00:45:42It's, goddammit
00:45:43Oh, it's okay
00:45:46No regrets
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be
00:45:52Hello
00:45:54Yeah
00:45:55Yeah
00:45:57So fast
00:46:04Well, I, uh, that can't be
00:46:09That, that's not possible
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:18Yep
00:46:20No
00:46:22Thank you
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes I will
00:46:24I will follow up
00:46:32That was the lab
00:46:40Say it
00:46:42Say what you did
00:46:46Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea
00:46:49You gave me dog shit
00:46:55Sorry
00:46:56Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I
00:47:44His name
00:47:45Is Orson
00:47:47And I strongly advise you
00:47:49To not even talk
00:47:50About my son
00:47:51Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And, and if so
00:47:55I'm just wondering
00:47:56If you wanted Bardolph to hurt me
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I
00:48:00I was hoping
00:48:02An unproductive
00:48:03And if necessary
00:48:04Unpleasant interaction
00:48:05Would, yes
00:48:06Lead you to see
00:48:07That this is not tenable
00:48:08You needed to see that
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much
00:48:16You are the one
00:48:17Blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership
00:48:23Are you, are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You, you, you seriously
00:48:27Can't be that much of a moron
00:48:29I'm not the one
00:48:30Who did insider trading
00:48:32On a stupid commercial brokerage app
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional
00:48:36Who set up cage matches
00:48:38Between my patients
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up
00:48:41For group therapy Thunderdome
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood
00:48:44My family
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan
00:48:47And I was right
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer
00:48:49For a fool like you
00:48:50You're a fool
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:54Oh
00:48:55Oh no
00:48:57You don't actually think
00:48:59You're a genius
00:48:59Do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery
00:49:01That's how you get
00:49:03A college roommate
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish
00:49:06The actual genius
00:49:08So
00:49:09Consider yourself
00:49:11Absurdly
00:49:13Unjustly
00:49:13Lucky
00:49:16My god
00:49:17You're mean
00:49:18Well, I could be mean too, you know
00:49:20Okay
00:49:22Fine
00:49:22You wanna turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in
00:49:25I will lose my license
00:49:27Yes
00:49:27But then
00:49:28You know
00:49:29What goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor
00:49:32Patient
00:49:33Confidentiality
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air
00:49:37All of your weird
00:49:39Skidmarked
00:49:40Silfy
00:49:41Laundry
00:49:41And I will gladly
00:49:43Go down
00:49:44Just so long as I take you with me
00:49:45What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you
00:49:52It never did
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again
00:49:55I swear to Christ
00:49:56I will shoot you dead
00:49:58Fine
00:49:58I'm on my own
00:50:00And I am
00:50:03Always was
00:50:05Always will be
00:50:08Yes
00:50:08Great, great, great
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that
00:50:12Yep
00:50:14Stay tuned
00:50:15Stay tuned
00:50:39Goddamn, you're ugly
00:50:54No one but us
00:50:55Stupid enough to come out
00:50:56In the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least
00:51:00You might, uh
00:51:02Respect my persistence
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09What would that coffee get us about, please?
00:51:12Oh my God
00:51:12He's kidding
00:51:13He's kidding
00:51:14We're old friends
00:51:19You
00:51:21Is that
00:51:23It's Linus Foe
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere
00:51:26Hon
00:51:27Can you just
00:51:28Turn this off?
00:51:30Come on
00:51:31You know, a couple years back
00:51:37I was, uh
00:51:38Worth a lot on paper
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl
00:51:42We, uh
00:51:43Threw this big
00:51:43Tits out
00:51:44Blowout party
00:51:45And
00:51:45I wanted Linus Foe
00:51:47To play
00:51:48So I offered him
00:51:49A million bucks
00:51:50And he said no
00:51:51So
00:51:53I went to
00:51:53Two million
00:51:55To three million
00:51:56To four million
00:51:57And I thought
00:51:59This son of a bitch
00:52:00Couldn't be bought
00:52:02And before giving up
00:52:03I went
00:52:04To 4.5
00:52:05And he said yes
00:52:07And Linus Foe
00:52:08Came to my house
00:52:09My own backyard
00:52:10Played three songs
00:52:12And walked off stage
00:52:14Flash me the bird
00:52:15Double barreled
00:52:16In front of my
00:52:18Employees
00:52:18My co-founder
00:52:19My wife
00:52:20My dad
00:52:21And he screamed
00:52:23You people are
00:52:24Fucking disgusting
00:52:27Huh
00:52:29Well it messed me up
00:52:32For a while
00:52:34And then I, uh
00:52:38Finally went to therapy
00:52:41Yeah
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it
00:52:44And I realized
00:52:46You know what
00:52:47He wasn't giving me
00:52:48The finger
00:52:49He was giving himself
00:52:50The finger
00:52:51Linus took the money
00:52:52And man
00:52:53That must have burnt him
00:52:54Because he never
00:52:54He never
00:52:55Made another record
00:52:57After that
00:52:57I broke him
00:53:01Most people are weak
00:53:02But not you Carl
00:53:04Not you
00:53:05No
00:53:06No
00:53:07You're not
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit
00:53:09Didn't put up with mine
00:53:11And I have scars
00:53:12To prove it
00:53:13And everyone knows
00:53:14You had your run-ins
00:53:15With Cupertino
00:53:16Tim
00:53:16If I sell to them
00:53:17Cupertino
00:53:18My legacy would end up
00:53:19Exactly like Linus Foe's
00:53:21A loser
00:53:23Who can be bought off
00:53:25It's you
00:53:26You
00:53:26Not them
00:53:27Not Cupertino
00:53:28You
00:53:29I need you
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it
00:53:347% stake
00:53:3510% below market value
00:53:37And I get
00:53:39300 million
00:53:40Capital infusion
00:53:42Market credibility
00:53:44And someone I deeply
00:53:45Deeply admire
00:53:46Whispering sweet
00:53:47Uncut wisdom
00:53:48Into my ear
00:53:49We're not just
00:53:51Mining data
00:53:52Carl
00:53:53We're doing the important work
00:53:55Of profiling
00:53:56Every single human
00:53:57On the planet
00:53:58And what happens after that
00:54:00It's changed
00:54:00Changed
00:54:01Every single person
00:54:03What they want
00:54:04What they think
00:54:05What people believe
00:54:14Well you're not
00:54:16Stabbing me Carl
00:54:32Yes
00:54:33Yes
00:54:34Yes
00:54:35Oh my god
00:54:38Ew
00:54:56Robo tunes
00:54:58Make me a song of triumph
00:54:59In the style of Linus Foe
00:55:01And put my name in it
00:55:14The earth swung low
00:55:16The sky split in two
00:55:18But Duncan kept walking
00:55:21As great men do
00:55:23They said you can win
00:55:25And he whispered we'll see
00:55:27And the wind spoke his name
00:55:29Through the teeth of the trees
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown
00:55:34No coin or creed
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger
00:55:38And the ghost of need
00:55:40And Duncan walks forward
00:55:43The rise of a king
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming
00:55:49He's one of us
00:55:53What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard
00:55:55I never went to Hartford
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:55:59I'm getting back into the game
00:56:01So thank you
00:56:03Alvin died
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home
00:56:08Always show Mr. Bardoff
00:56:09The power of noted
00:56:12Shut up
00:56:17What a douche
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern
00:56:25Mom
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people
00:56:31In episode three
00:56:32Joanne tries to be a good mom
00:56:34Oh my god
00:56:35For five minutes
00:56:36You can hold it in
00:56:37No I can't
00:56:38Orson has IBS
00:56:40He's got difficulty
00:56:42With his stomach
00:56:43It's part of the reason
00:56:44Why he doesn't want to be
00:56:45A matriculating student
00:56:47At this place
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him
00:56:49And it's like something
00:56:50He is really insecure about
00:56:51So there's a need
00:56:53For parental guidance here
00:56:55Orson needs to know
00:56:57That his mother
00:56:57Has his back
00:56:59And she shows that
00:57:01By sort of corralling him
00:57:03To a Stanford doctor
00:57:05You get a glimpse
00:57:06Into how he feels like
00:57:07His mom isn't there for him
00:57:08And how he feels like
00:57:09Her problems are always bigger
00:57:10Than his problems
00:57:11And like she matters more
00:57:12It doesn't exactly feel like
00:57:14A nurturing response
00:57:16To his ailments
00:57:18Samples are handled
00:57:19By the lab tech
00:57:20You better get it there
00:57:21Let go to lunch at 12
00:57:23It's another instance
00:57:25Of someone's hubris
00:57:26Joanne's in this case
00:57:28I can fix this problem
00:57:29Confronting
00:57:30And colliding
00:57:31With reality
00:57:33There's a firestorm
00:57:35Going on outside
00:57:36There's wildfires
00:57:37The air is terrible
00:57:38And she's going to get
00:57:39The poop there on time
00:57:41No matter what
00:57:41And we see this
00:57:42Fantastic montage
00:57:44Of her going through
00:57:45The hospital
00:57:46And it's
00:57:47I think a moment
00:57:48Where we really feel
00:57:49For Joanne
00:57:50And she does this
00:57:51Little victory dance
00:57:52After she convinces
00:57:53The lab guy
00:57:54To take the stool sample
00:57:56Yes
00:57:57To me
00:57:58What she's saying
00:57:59In that moment is
00:57:59Damn it
00:58:00I'm a good mother
00:58:01You would not believe
00:58:03What I have just been through
00:58:10Do you need to do it with this
00:58:11Is that good enough
00:58:12Because I need blood
00:58:12On this fork
00:58:13In episode 3
00:58:14Duncan goes from
00:58:16Pursuing
00:58:17Bardolph
00:58:17Duncan Park
00:58:18Hypernosis
00:58:19To being stabbed
00:58:21To being stabbed by him
00:58:21To being stabbed by him
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing
00:58:22Data analytics
00:58:23Out
00:58:23And then eventually bagging him
00:58:31And it's all about
00:58:33Relentlessness
00:58:34And his teacher
00:58:36In all of this
00:58:37Is a spider
00:58:38That he finds
00:58:39And tries to kill
00:58:39Repeatedly
00:58:40In his sink
00:58:41Spider could talk
00:58:49He would say to me
00:58:49Go down swinging
00:58:51But why go down at all
00:58:52Duncan
00:58:53You're worth a lot of money
00:58:54Go enjoy your life
00:58:55I don't know
00:58:55Play pickleball
00:58:56Yeah
00:58:56Very clever
00:58:57I hear your words
00:58:58Behind your words
00:58:59There are no words
00:59:00Behind my words
00:59:01And ultimately learns
00:59:03The value
00:59:04Of you can't kill me
00:59:06And never stop coming back
00:59:08And that's what he does
00:59:10With Bardolph
00:59:10I need you
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it
00:59:15Well you're not stabbing me Carl
00:59:18In the end he wins
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects
00:59:24Of his victory there
00:59:26Is he walks out
00:59:27Into a world on fire
00:59:29Yes
00:59:30Yes
00:59:33Oh my god
00:59:35You
00:59:37You
00:59:58You
00:59:59You
01:00:00You
01:00:02You
01:00:03You
01:00:10You
01:00:11You
01:00:11You
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