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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05You're going to let me take it.
00:01:19I don't know.
00:01:48I don't know.
00:01:51I could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
00:01:56Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
00:02:04Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
00:02:13Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
00:02:17Are you kidding?
00:02:20Obviously.
00:02:22It's Duncan.
00:02:23Duncan.
00:02:25How are my ketones?
00:02:270.3 millimolar.
00:02:29I've got too many gojis in my slurry.
00:02:30I told you.
00:02:31I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
00:02:32What the hell?
00:02:33Where is my one by?
00:02:36Oh, um, I don't know.
00:02:37My one by.
00:02:42Where's Thelma?
00:02:44Where's Thelma?
00:02:45Thelma, Thelma.
00:02:46The tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
00:02:48Yeah, remember?
00:02:49Where is it?
00:02:50I don't know where the cube is.
00:02:52Did you take my cube, Thelma?
00:02:54Listen, I'm not accusing you.
00:02:57I know it's cliché, but we were just talking about it.
00:03:00No, no, Thelma.
00:03:02Brain food only.
00:03:04Fish with the good Omega 3.
00:03:06The Atlantic Nova.
00:03:08Don't cry.
00:03:08Don't do that.
00:03:09It's okay, thank you.
00:03:10She's okay.
00:03:10She's fine.
00:03:11She's not fine.
00:03:13She's so cute.
00:03:14This is what you once said about you.
00:03:16You yelled it out.
00:03:17Nothing worse.
00:03:18Nothing worse?
00:03:19Really?
00:03:20Well, she fucked a great day.
00:03:28Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
00:03:34It's time to think endowment gifts.
00:03:37Stanford's not taking this one for free.
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:41Ah, Adam.
00:03:48Hey, Duncan.
00:03:50Hey, Duncan!
00:03:51Oh, Jesus.
00:03:52Nana, your paparazzi now?
00:03:54Well, you weren't taking my calls.
00:03:55I can't find the stock app on this thing.
00:03:59Concerns about your price?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01Just doing fiduciary hygiene.
00:04:02Well, markets are closed today.
00:04:03It's Labor Day.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
00:04:06But, hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
00:04:09So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
00:04:14Come on, man, you started this.
00:04:16Are talks still going ahead?
00:04:18What's happening?
00:04:18You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me.
00:04:21Who leaked the rumor?
00:04:23Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
00:04:26Hey, can we stop running?
00:04:28Please?
00:04:29I understand an American diet.
00:04:32Duncan, please!
00:04:37Duncan.
00:04:37Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
00:04:40Not from me, anyway.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:42And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're gonna need to stay in my deep throat,
00:04:48okay?
00:04:48No.
00:04:49You're in my deep throat.
00:04:50Any way you like it, Nana.
00:04:52Well, I...
00:04:58Audio message to JoJo Therapy?
00:05:01Hey, um, just to say, you could hit me back.
00:05:04I'm anxious, okay?
00:05:06Man, anxious.
00:05:08Manxious!
00:05:12I want a gun.
00:05:14Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
00:05:17They think they did.
00:05:19Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
00:05:21You caught a guy.
00:05:23Not the guy.
00:05:24Are you hungry?
00:05:25Eat something.
00:05:26My child sleeps down there, okay?
00:05:29I mean, what if this guy's still out there lurking, waiting?
00:05:33You can eat more than that.
00:05:33See, this is why your tummy hates you.
00:05:36Looks like he tried to break the seal with this.
00:05:38That's my Pippin!
00:05:39This is...
00:05:40Oh, my God.
00:05:41This is an original Broadway cast recording.
00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Look at that.
00:05:47Trashed.
00:05:47I'm sorry, that's just...
00:05:48You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
00:05:51How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
00:05:54I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
00:05:57Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord.
00:06:00We asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're gonna...
00:06:02He's done nothing.
00:06:03Okay, but we're gonna talk to him, obviously, okay?
00:06:06No gun.
00:06:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
00:06:11No offense.
00:06:13You rent?
00:06:18You might not be taking this seriously enough.
00:06:20I think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth.
00:06:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
00:06:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
00:06:27I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
00:06:32I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
00:06:38I don't.
00:06:38I mean, CIA does it all the time.
00:06:41The CIA?
00:06:42Yes, the CIA.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
00:06:46It's going to help.
00:06:47I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
00:06:49I want a fucking gun.
00:06:50I never get anything I want.
00:06:52We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Fine, fine.
00:06:57Well, now, I want a gun.
00:07:17I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:07:22Winningidea.com.
00:07:23That's winning with a Y, by the way.
00:07:25Like whining, but more horrible.
00:07:27Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I don't know that site.
00:07:30People pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
00:07:3615 minutes.
00:07:38But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
00:07:41So, basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored retired types like me.
00:07:46It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:07:52That's how bad it triggered me.
00:07:54Never again.
00:07:55It's okay, Carl.
00:07:57We all feel that way sometimes.
00:08:00Horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
00:08:05We want to lash out.
00:08:08Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:11Amen, sister.
00:08:12Let's hurt them.
00:08:14Yeah, but what are some strategies that we could use?
00:08:20What about our mnemonics?
00:08:23Stop.
00:08:23S-T-O-P, stop.
00:08:25Yeah, that thing.
00:08:26Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27S-stop-T, take a step back.
00:08:30O-
00:08:30Yeah, can I, forgive me, can I just, the S of stop is stop.
00:08:36The acronym is stop, but the S of stop stands for stop?
00:08:41Yeah, yeah, that's, no, that's right.
00:08:44S-stop-T, take a step back.
00:08:46O, observe.
00:08:48P, proceed mindfully.
00:08:50It's just a little thing to remember for when that end.
00:08:54The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:08:56I mean, can you people pretend to dress it up a little bit?
00:09:00I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
00:09:04I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
00:09:09Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
00:09:11I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
00:09:16If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
00:09:18I'm here because I can't stop, right?
00:09:20You did.
00:09:21The stop is only the first step.
00:09:23Yeah, of stop.
00:09:24Of stop.
00:09:25Right, stop.
00:09:27Now, T, take a step back.
00:09:30Yeah, are you testing me?
00:09:31Because I think I may fail.
00:09:34Because I may start, S is for start, T, throwing things.
00:09:39Carl.
00:09:39A is for at, R is for...
00:09:43Don't say it.
00:09:44I'm going to say it.
00:09:45Don't say it.
00:09:45I'm going to say it.
00:09:46Retarded.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:47And the last T is for therapist.
00:09:49I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:09:53Huh?
00:09:54I said it.
00:09:55Okay.
00:09:56Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
00:09:59You breathe!
00:10:02But I've seen SAT scores go up.
00:10:0515, 20% with the right fungal regime.
00:10:07But there's always side effects with fungus.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
00:10:14Sure.
00:10:15But let's say she hits 1,300.
00:10:17Then we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon.
00:10:20No, I'm going to Stanford.
00:10:21That's me.
00:10:22Sorry.
00:10:24Jameson, low-key favor.
00:10:26Can you try these glasses on?
00:10:29Wow!
00:10:30Right, yes.
00:10:31It's, like, worth 100 IQ points.
00:10:34Right.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35For the interview.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
00:10:39Maybe multicolor?
00:10:41Uh...
00:10:41Manifest individuality?
00:10:45No.
00:10:47I think she'd look like a blue-eyed piñata.
00:10:53I want the first swing.
00:10:55No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
00:10:57Let's talk accommodations.
00:10:59Dr. Gary?
00:11:00Mm.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01A little preview, perhaps?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Yeah?
00:11:03Um, all right.
00:11:05So, uh, as I said, the full report promised, but...
00:11:09Okay, so boiling it down to some salient headlines.
00:11:13Mm-hmm.
00:11:14Um, the nonverbal abstract processing average.
00:11:17Mm-hmm.
00:11:17Um, but Jameson does, uh, meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for ADHD, but only just...
00:11:25So, double time.
00:11:26Does she get double?
00:11:28If you'd like to...
00:11:29A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
00:11:31Right.
00:11:32Okay, I don't need it.
00:11:33I'm not sped.
00:11:34Duncan?
00:11:36Remy?
00:11:36You remember Remy, our admissions consultant?
00:11:38Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
00:11:40Read the, um, endowments.
00:11:41Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
00:11:44Uh, any more starts to look like a...
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47Unless we're talking a new library.
00:11:49Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
00:11:52This is all such bullshit, Jamie.
00:11:54Whoa.
00:11:54She's upset about being neurodivergent.
00:11:57I'm not.
00:11:57Well, I mean, you really just done the margin.
00:12:00I'm not.
00:12:01You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
00:12:03Let's retest.
00:12:04Jim, yeah.
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06Take the neural thingy, okay?
00:12:08Just see that?
00:12:08I'll take you, we'll get cheeseburgers.
00:12:09No, no cheeseburgers.
00:12:11And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
00:12:13I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
00:12:16And, hey, who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the neuro, right?
00:12:21Right.
00:12:21I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
00:12:25We're on the outside looking in.
00:12:27Right, Dr. Gary?
00:12:28That's right.
00:12:30That's a really interesting perspective on that.
00:12:35Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
00:12:38Well, why was she?
00:12:39No.
00:12:42What?
00:12:42No, why would she?
00:12:43That's, uh, I'm sorry, I misspoke.
00:12:45Uh, that's called the cognitive overload, folks.
00:12:48Joanne is my wife.
00:12:49Joanne was texting.
00:12:50Right.
00:12:50And I was talking to her and I just...
00:12:52Oh, look, there she is again, right?
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
00:13:00Uh, no.
00:13:03Glad to see your phone's working.
00:13:06Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
00:13:09Should I ask him?
00:13:17No, you don't, lady.
00:13:19You can't cancel on me.
00:13:20You do not get to do that.
00:13:22Hello?
00:13:24Duncan?
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Can I...
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:26Listen, uh, just to apologize.
00:13:29It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
00:13:34It was...
00:13:34A violation?
00:13:35Transgression?
00:13:36Crime?
00:13:37No, not a crime, actually.
00:13:40But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me.
00:13:43Ever.
00:13:43I've never been diagnosed.
00:13:46It's...
00:13:47I'm sorry.
00:13:48We were having quite an anxious morning.
00:13:50That's Joanne.
00:13:51Actually, uh...
00:13:52I keep meaning to get tested.
00:13:56But, um...
00:13:59Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
00:14:04I mean, on the house.
00:14:06Oh, great.
00:14:06What do you do now?
00:14:07It's Labor Day, Gary.
00:14:08You want to labor?
00:14:09Uh...
00:14:11Sure.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Today?
00:14:13Sure.
00:14:14Yeah, great.
00:14:15You need the internet.
00:14:16No, no.
00:14:17Great.
00:14:17Old school.
00:14:18Good.
00:14:18Not here.
00:14:19Not here.
00:14:20I know a great place.
00:14:21No one will bother us, even if they wanted to.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Yeah.
00:14:29Okay, so, microphones.
00:14:32So, microphones.
00:14:32Same as ed-bugs.
00:14:34You don't know where it's warm.
00:14:36For a bright, yeah.
00:14:38Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
00:14:41And look, I'll see you in the closet in a tiny hiding place for cameras as tiny as a grain
00:14:49of salt.
00:14:50And people, your art, those paintings, and that pattern hiding is really freaking right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Tsunami Saris.
00:15:13I just want to use it.
00:15:25We'll see you in the closet and see you in the closet.
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary, huh?
00:15:58Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh. Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20I think you want to go.
00:16:23Home sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:36I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:11I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I, did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I, I, I, I...
00:19:50I, it's, it's, it's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:55Halloumi?
00:19:57Yeah, our, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually, um, uh, Halloumi.
00:20:01Wiener dog.
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah, good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24Uh, a buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:33You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought hypergnosis.
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:27This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17Let me...
00:24:26Hi.
00:24:27Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37Put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'll probably make a lot of it to smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21This is embarrassing.
00:25:23I'm just having too much fun.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um...
00:26:04He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:50Hi.
00:26:50Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hun, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:28:04They're out.
00:28:05You got it!
00:28:06Oh!
00:28:08Come on, Dad.
00:28:10Oh, my God.
00:28:11Beep, beep.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:13Oh, my God.
00:28:16On the beach.
00:28:19Oh, my God.
00:28:23Oh, my God.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:28Oh, my God.
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:21oh my god
00:29:49so
00:30:00so
00:30:01so
00:30:08so
00:30:12so
00:30:14so
00:30:14so
00:30:20so
00:30:27so
00:30:28so
00:30:55hello
00:30:56can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i do
00:31:03not recognize
00:31:04oh dear have a seat
00:31:06thank you um the sticky part is uh i'm a psychologist um but patients with clients come for therapy to
00:31:15my home office
00:31:16working from home the dream
00:31:19yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh and found my brokerage
00:31:24account
00:31:25okay let's see what we're talking about
00:31:27here okay
00:31:28thank you
00:31:29name
00:31:31uh
00:31:32well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing is a worry i mean if it was
00:31:40one of my patients
00:31:41one of my patients i i couldn't
00:31:43testify um
00:31:44to it
00:31:45hmm
00:31:47sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department
00:31:49they know how to tango with law enforcement and all that jazz
00:31:52oh no no no no no um thank you
00:31:55um you see at least ten of my patients could have done this so
00:31:59and and five of them have dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to themselves or their families
00:32:07they could come after me
00:32:09could even come after you pat
00:32:12well why would they come after me
00:32:16is there a world where we
00:32:19reverse the trades like
00:32:21give it back
00:32:23well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
00:32:31there weren't any losses
00:32:34only
00:32:35profits
00:32:36profits
00:32:37it's an ethical concern
00:32:39uh i i can't be making money off my my patients
00:32:44hmm
00:32:45well you could um
00:32:46you could give the money to charity
00:32:49like for psychologists
00:33:01or i could lose it
00:33:02to protect my patient
00:33:04make a bad bet
00:33:05maybe two
00:33:06muddy it up
00:33:08sure
00:33:08i can't advise you to do that
00:33:10we have duties
00:33:11you know
00:33:12fiduciary ones
00:33:13yeah yeah i get it
00:33:14you
00:33:15i know what to do now
00:33:16great
00:33:17thank you
00:33:18pat
00:33:19now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey
00:33:23no
00:33:26can you get a clearer image
00:33:27harper this
00:33:28it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
00:33:30i i'm
00:33:31phone is off so
00:33:32probably on to you
00:33:33did you geofix her car
00:33:35yes but the signals are shaky
00:33:37i'm only locked in on her telematics
00:33:38what
00:33:40it's
00:33:40like her car's emergency systems
00:33:43okay
00:33:43even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon
00:33:45her tire pressure monitors
00:33:48wow
00:33:49there's no hiding with this
00:33:51nice new digs by the way
00:33:52i think this could be the hub for this project
00:33:55what are we gonna call it
00:33:55did you come up with a name yet
00:33:57eye in the sky
00:33:58duncan
00:33:59that's
00:34:00funny
00:34:00but
00:34:01something a little more grand
00:34:02the dunquisition
00:34:04that's
00:34:04not funny
00:34:05the eye of odin
00:34:06no
00:34:08no
00:34:08noted
00:34:09like hypnosis
00:34:10hypnosis like
00:34:11g-o-n
00:34:12no no g
00:34:13she's on the 280 and she's getting off
00:34:15where is she
00:34:17okay
00:34:17where is this
00:34:19harper
00:34:19where is that
00:34:21why did you turn it off
00:34:22just that
00:34:22um
00:34:23i've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman
00:34:26and this is
00:34:27not protecting and it's not probing
00:34:30it's straight up stalking
00:34:31we're not
00:34:33you're not stalking her
00:34:34we're stalking her car
00:34:35harper
00:34:36she wants to buy a gun to shoot duncan
00:34:38that's right
00:34:39that's right
00:34:39this is the life of death
00:34:41so now can you just do your job
00:34:43this is not my job
00:34:44this is extra
00:34:45how much you make
00:34:46150
00:34:47if i give you two can we never have this conversation again
00:34:51i would like to be cto
00:34:53wow
00:34:54wow
00:34:55a threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate
00:35:00we'll discuss it your next performance review
00:35:02oh it's now
00:35:03it sucks
00:35:04just get her back
00:35:07the eye of node
00:35:08eye of node
00:35:09can we be quiet in this space please
00:35:11yeah sorry
00:35:22keep
00:35:23guys
00:35:25here
00:35:26come on
00:35:40when we have to live here
00:35:41we will trust you
00:35:41The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge them for it. Now you've got a
00:35:49business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ. Come on. Come on. Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your
00:36:04business where days are numbers, not names. No more Mondays. No more Sundays. Just pure flow. What's your winning idea?
00:36:12More on.
00:36:23I love you.
00:37:16Now, my alpha myth, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura. Not for nothing, but for every
00:38:02hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin. And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that too?
00:38:15What the hell?
00:38:17The gentleman from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:51Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through. What do you sell?
00:38:57Um, no, the future?
00:39:01No, Prince Michigan. Data. The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files. You don't think Big Pharma would
00:39:11want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it, maybe we
00:39:26can still get to heaven. Win-win.
00:39:28It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes. I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition. I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage! Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:07Offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you. Thank you.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Harper. Harper.
00:40:25Harper. Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29And why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper. Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know. This is what the money's for. Huh? To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No. No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I mean, we just need some specs for the, uh, we will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way. Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne? I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:41:34Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense. We're going back that way.
00:41:38Oh, it's an EV, okay? I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot. Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot. We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her. There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight. It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Well, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine...
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend
00:43:22who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today
00:43:35without incident.
00:44:14Oh, my God.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:45:35Oh, my God.
00:45:37Oh, my God.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm going to call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm going to call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured you don't always work panty house.
00:46:37Ugh.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:39And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
00:47:12him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information, but information is not
00:47:23insight.
00:47:23Right.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the
00:48:09turtle back zoo.
00:48:09I, my, what, what, how?
00:48:13I, that, that memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is Jojo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone, someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's gonna get me.
00:48:47Three, two, one.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That, that Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, young.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:12You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:27So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of L.
00:50:53You, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, can you just let me, may I?
00:51:10You, listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, he, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about
00:52:05that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you, and I wish I could give you a better, anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah, I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is the one.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young, with the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't, I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:11How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:26Think about the beauty in one perfect place.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning are calling out to make me think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here we go.
00:56:34Action.
00:56:37I nearly sucked, Lorraine, when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism, where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their characters' wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
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