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00:00:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:03Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:04If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:07he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:13Got this, baby.
00:00:14You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:17I never could have done this without you.
00:00:19And after the win tonight,
00:00:21I'm done with basketball.
00:00:22I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:25It'll just be us...
00:00:27and our son.
00:00:32I love you.
00:00:34Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:39The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:42They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:45Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:47Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:49He's heading to the front court!
00:00:53We have three seconds left.
00:00:55Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:01This is for you, baby.
00:01:06There's the release!
00:01:08No, he missed!
00:01:10Wait a sec, is that his signature move?
00:01:14The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:19Oh, shit!
00:01:20Yes!
00:01:22Yes!
00:01:23Yes!
00:01:24Yes!
00:01:25Yes!
00:01:26Yes!
00:01:29Yes!
00:01:36I could have done this without you.
00:01:46The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:58I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:09Regina, no!
00:02:22My son. Take care of my son.
00:02:27No!
00:02:32We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP.
00:02:35A man who made the Lightning Champions.
00:02:38So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:48After the death of the family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:02:59It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:02Don't give up your son, Marcel. You'll regret it forever.
00:03:06This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:10I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:32I'll never play again.
00:03:41How could I be so blind?
00:03:45I put basketball before my family.
00:03:47I put them in danger.
00:03:49This is what I deserve.
00:03:51Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:54Does greatness run in the family?
00:03:55Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:03:57The Sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:00I'd give anything to Train Without Lost Legend.
00:04:02I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:06So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:09My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:15It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:17I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:20But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:22A washed-up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:26It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:31He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
00:04:35Holy shit, I did it!
00:04:38Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:41You know what that means, guys.
00:04:43Bonus time!
00:04:46Biggest cut?
00:04:48For me.
00:04:49Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:51It's your math skills that broke a record.
00:04:53I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:04:55You gonna deny me my cut?
00:04:57Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:04:59I should fire your ass.
00:05:01Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:04So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:07or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:11I've lost everything.
00:05:12I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:15No thanks.
00:05:17I quit.
00:05:19Quit?
00:05:20Good luck.
00:05:21Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:05:31If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:34then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:35I'm sorry.
00:05:38We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:50I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:05:54Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:05:58Holy shit!
00:05:59That's Omari Gibbs!
00:06:01Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:03As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:05Hey, Marcel!
00:06:09Come with me.
00:06:11We need you back in the game.
00:06:24We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:29No way.
00:06:30And don't call me that.
00:06:31The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:33We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:36We need a miracle.
00:06:37We need you.
00:06:39I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:42I'm not your guy.
00:06:44Wait.
00:06:46I want to show you something.
00:06:49Pass to his face!
00:06:51Screen up! D! D!
00:06:52Let's go, Marce!
00:06:53Get the basket!
00:06:55Ah!
00:06:56Yo, Marce could be one of the greats.
00:06:58We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:00The owner's gonna sell.
00:07:02They'll rebuild.
00:07:03Rebrand.
00:07:04And Marce Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:07We're up against the 99ers.
00:07:09He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:12I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:07:15You could.
00:07:16If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:18He'll never respect you.
00:07:19Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:22This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:25What's up?
00:07:26I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:29Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:36Fine.
00:07:37I'll do it.
00:07:44But no one can know who I am.
00:07:45And I'm only coaching, I'm not playing.
00:07:48I'll never play again.
00:08:03Alright, listen up.
00:08:05The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:12But there's no way we're gonna, I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we-
00:08:16Dad?
00:08:21What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:26I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:27What do they call you?
00:08:29Coach combo me up.
00:08:32No, no fucking way.
00:08:34He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:36He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:40I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:44Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:47I don't think so.
00:08:49What the hell was Mari thinking?
00:08:50We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:08:54No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:08:58You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:01If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:05What do you know?
00:09:06The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash.
00:09:12He's wasted.
00:09:13Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:31Lucky shot.
00:09:33Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:35When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:38What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:42A shooting contest.
00:09:44Three extreme shots.
00:09:46Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:47If you win, you can stay.
00:09:49But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:52And never come back.
00:09:56I never wanted to play again.
00:09:58Especially not against my own son.
00:10:00But if I have to prove myself to protect him.
00:10:03Deal.
00:10:08Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:12important game?
00:10:14I don't know.
00:10:15Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:17He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:19He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:24Alright.
00:10:26Three expert level shots.
00:10:27The step back three.
00:10:29The blind strike.
00:10:30And the clutch.
00:10:31Same sequence.
00:10:32Same time.
00:10:34You miss.
00:10:35You go again.
00:10:36No resets.
00:10:37No excuses.
00:10:39Three.
00:10:40Two.
00:10:41One.
00:10:43First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:46It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:51How could he make it?
00:10:52Did you see that?
00:10:54Next up, the blind strike.
00:10:56It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:02Even without looking.
00:11:05Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:07Finally, the clutch.
00:11:09The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:12It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
00:11:16I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:18I'm rookie of the year and you're just some drunk patty-fush who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:23There's no way you could.
00:11:24You're gonna use the call, let me coach.
00:11:32What?
00:11:41Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:44Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:46The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:00Alright.
00:12:01Everyone start sprints.
00:12:07Of course.
00:12:08You're the best player on this team.
00:12:10You can't just run off like that.
00:12:11You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:16Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:19Now I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:21You can flash those fancy tricks all you want.
00:12:23But you don't actually know ball.
00:12:25You sure about that?
00:12:26Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:28But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:32Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:35And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:37We will win.
00:12:38It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:44I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:47I can't lose him forever.
00:12:50Son, wait.
00:12:56Okay, I'm sorry.
00:12:57Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:00Who did you steal this from?
00:13:03I didn't steal anything.
00:13:06Wait.
00:13:07So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:10Tyler Murray.
00:13:12My old rival.
00:13:13Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:15I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:18How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:22It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:25You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:27The Lightning have been terrible.
00:13:29Ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:33Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:35It should make it look like an accident.
00:13:37The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:43And you're no Sniper.
00:13:45So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:48You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:50Because your basketball career?
00:13:52It's over.
00:13:54Don't talk to my son like that.
00:13:56So you're the alcoholic absent father?
00:13:59Ah.
00:14:00Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:03Hey, don't you worry.
00:14:06Wants your greasy dad here?
00:14:07Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:14:08I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:19You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:22The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:24So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:28I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:14:37I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:40I need to look the part.
00:14:48The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel, but thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris
00:14:53Davis, they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:14:58Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:02Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:22Is that the burger guy?
00:15:23No, but it can't be.
00:15:26They call him coach combo meal.
00:15:27There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:32Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:33But if we focus, stick to the game plan, we can prove the world wrong.
00:15:37It's your show, coach.
00:15:39Good luck.
00:15:40Only if we played two.
00:15:42This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:45Time to break the curse.
00:15:47All in, Team Lightning.
00:15:55Don't let him fool you guys.
00:15:57Combo meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:01I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:02Let's win this.
00:16:03Lightning on three.
00:16:04One, two, three.
00:16:05Lightning!
00:16:11Remember this face.
00:16:13I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:32Good ball movement, boys.
00:16:40Take it, baby.
00:16:45Your shot!
00:16:46Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:16:50It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:16:53Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:16:56Mars Davis' father?
00:16:57Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:00These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:04Let's go, boys.
00:17:05Is this alcoholic or not?
00:17:07He's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:12Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
00:17:15Wait.
00:17:16No.
00:17:23What do you want to do?
00:17:26I'm sorry.
00:17:33I..
00:17:35Go 좀 Think..
00:17:36whisper,
00:17:37Where's the foul ref?
00:17:38Come on!
00:17:39Fous, come on!
00:17:40AHH!
00:17:41AHH, AHH!
00:17:41Where's the foul ref?-
00:17:42Team!
00:17:44Team!
00:17:45Team!
00:17:46Team!
00:17:46Team!
00:17:46Team!
00:17:47Team!
00:17:48Team!
00:17:49Team!
00:17:53Foul, Rev! Come on!
00:18:04Drop, drop, drop, drop!
00:18:07They're scared. Don't back down.
00:18:09Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:16Stitches on Mars!
00:18:23Focus up. I'm behind the line.
00:18:31Get it!
00:18:41Yo! What's wrong with you?
00:18:44Hey! Hey!
00:18:46Go on the right! Yo!
00:18:48You blind, Rev?
00:18:51Rev, number 15. Foul.
00:18:53Go on the right, Losers!
00:18:57I can't go down. Not like this.
00:18:59Are you okay, sir?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:01This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:03Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery,
00:19:06there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:08I told you they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:19:17We're all out of subs.
00:19:19Your last chance to win us.
00:19:21We have to forfeit.
00:19:25Wait!
00:19:27You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:30I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:19:32Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:36You want me to play?
00:19:38You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:41And between you and me, I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:19:46You can save us and win it all.
00:19:52There's no way that this out-of-shape excuse for a coach
00:19:55can bring them back from an eight-point deficit in 15 seconds.
00:19:58It's impossible.
00:20:00Go out there, coach.
00:20:01And I'm not getting down so hard, you know, we back up.
00:20:06If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:10The team.
00:20:11My career.
00:20:20If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger, too?
00:20:26I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:29I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:32All you ever do is quit.
00:20:35I can't lose my son again.
00:20:38Morp it!
00:20:39Morp it!
00:20:40Morp it!
00:20:41Morp it!
00:20:42Morp it!
00:20:43Morp it!
00:20:44Just team night lighting has no choice.
00:20:48Wait.
00:20:51Give me a jersey.
00:20:52I'll play.
00:20:55I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:20:58Wait a minute.
00:21:00Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:03Is he gonna play?
00:21:06The coach is warming up now.
00:21:11I'm back.
00:21:15The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:17Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:19He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:22Unless he's got the skills to match, the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:26They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:29There's no way you can pull this off.
00:21:33You know, when you lose it'll actually be nice.
00:21:35I'll come by the restaurant and you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:39That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:21:44What is he doing?
00:21:46He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:21:49What the hell's he doing?
00:21:50That loser's blowing the game.
00:21:53What are you drunk old man or just lost?
00:21:55Is he trying to score?
00:21:57That's impossible.
00:21:58Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:22:15No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:19Who is this guy?
00:22:45Who is this guy?
00:22:47That's a record breaking shot.
00:22:48I haven't seen a style like that in 20 years.
00:22:51No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:54Who is this guy?
00:22:55That's a record breaking shot.
00:22:57I haven't seen style like that in 20 years the lightning's still down by five with only ten
00:23:02seconds left on the clock back it up geezer try that again you're gonna throw out your back you
00:23:08still need a miracle to win coach where'd you get those mad skills we might have a chance
00:23:13give us on over full court press got it give it up old man it's too late you sure about
00:23:22that when
00:23:23we win I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play when you lose you and
00:23:28your joke of a son are gonna leave this league and you can go back to what you're actually good
00:23:33at flipping burgers you're on how are you supposed to win you can't hold on to the ball this old
00:23:44man
00:23:45is too good for God's sake someone stop him seven seconds on the clock and only one basket away
00:23:55from tying the game if coach can pull off this shot he'll go down in league history run down the
00:24:04clock
00:24:19are we about to witness a miracle with three seconds left the game is tied one more basket
00:24:25and coach combo makes history it's only three seconds left can you really do this
00:24:33lightning on three one two three lightning
00:24:40this one's for you son
00:24:48this assistant coach took the worst team in the uba to the playoffs and now he's on the court
00:24:54dominating guys half his age he came out of nowhere but he looks so familiar
00:25:05it'll all be worth it when you win
00:25:08and Murray gets us paid
00:25:26let's go whatever it takes you said that your eye for talent was unmatched Murray how did he
00:25:35get past you I don't I don't know scoring in three seconds it's it's impossible
00:25:42if we lose we'll be the joke of the lead then triple fucking team him
00:25:49triple team won't work on
00:26:06oh my god he has the ball
00:26:11that's a foul
00:26:25see I told you we'd choke I don't choke let me remind you of who I really am oh my
00:26:31god that's the sniper signature move it's the kill shot
00:26:38oh my god that's the sniper signature move it's the
00:26:44kill shotchter
00:26:47we're
00:26:48going to kill it we're
00:26:51going to kill net see temos
00:26:52at this
00:26:53this point
00:26:55the last
00:26:56point is next
00:27:16Could it be the Sniper?
00:27:19The missing god of balls?
00:27:29That was the Sniper's signature move.
00:27:32No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:27:38He's done it!
00:27:39Coach Carmobile and the Lightning go to the finals!
00:27:46This man just made history.
00:27:52That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:27:56Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:27:59Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:02I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:07When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through getups, I had no idea you were the
00:28:12legend.
00:28:13All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:16I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:18You all won this game.
00:28:20This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:28:27My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:32Good game, guys.
00:28:33We'll take that apology now.
00:28:35I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:28:39You got the win.
00:28:41All for you, son.
00:28:43But you learn to play like that.
00:28:44It's almost like you're possessed by the Sniper or something.
00:28:47I thought the same thing.
00:28:49Your styles are almost identical.
00:28:54Are you him?
00:28:58Are you him?
00:29:03Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:17How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:19Could he really be the Sniper?
00:29:21No way.
00:29:23The Sniper left the league decades ago, and he's never coming back.
00:29:27Or should make it look like an accident.
00:29:30Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:34I made sure of that myself.
00:29:38Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:29:45your career in the league is over.
00:29:48You want to threaten me?
00:29:50I'm a champion.
00:29:52The league's best coach.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:58Then prove it.
00:29:59Get the finals win, or clean out your office.
00:30:05What was that you said about the Lightning not making the finals?
00:30:09You got lucky.
00:30:10Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:14aren't going to beat the Scorpion.
00:30:16We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:20I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:30My God, he did it.
00:30:32Now let's pull off a win like that since the Sniper.
00:30:35Could it be?
00:30:36No.
00:30:37That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:30:40Congratulations, Team Lightning!
00:30:49Front and center, Coach. We wouldn't be here without you.
00:30:52Bax, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:30:59That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:03Look, Coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:05I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:08I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:11What do you say?
00:31:13I'm honored, Coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:17What do you think, Morris?
00:31:18Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:23What do you think, Morris?
00:31:24Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:27You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal,
00:31:30but if you can get us that trophy,
00:31:32then maybe I'll call you coach.
00:31:35After my wife was murdered,
00:31:36I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:31:38I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:31:41Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:31:45Yeah!
00:31:48I am not letting this fast food fraud
00:31:51get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:06All right, everyone.
00:32:08Lightning on three.
00:32:09One, two, three.
00:32:12Not so fast.
00:32:20He assaulted my player.
00:32:22Challenging the call.
00:32:26Assaulted?
00:32:27You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:29You elbowed him in the chest and he collapsed.
00:32:31It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:32It's a fair play.
00:32:33I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:35Bullshit!
00:32:36You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:32:39So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:32:43you pushed him.
00:32:45You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:32:49Bitter.
00:32:50Old.
00:32:52Fuck!
00:32:53You just don't know real talent when you see him.
00:32:56Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:00You are a washed up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:03This team earned their position here.
00:33:06It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:09We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:11You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:14My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:18Not a chance.
00:33:19What would you expect from a washed up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:25The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:31Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:33Maybe that was a mistake.
00:33:38I mean, clearly he's not here for the team.
00:33:41He's just here for himself.
00:33:43I mean, you took my spot in the game.
00:33:45What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:33:47You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:33:49How can any of us trust you?
00:33:51My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:33:55Your son's right.
00:33:57I collapsed on court.
00:33:59He's an addict.
00:34:00Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:02You all saw the play. He didn't touch you.
00:34:04I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:07You know, you can all look down on me and my team. That's fine.
00:34:10But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:18Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:21What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:23You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:27You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:30Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:33My son may be promised to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:36Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:34:38Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:34:40Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:34:44If the lost god of Baal has been found, it has to be him.
00:34:49Hold on, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:53We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:34:56I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:34:59final fair and square.
00:35:01Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court. Let's go.
00:35:07And I don't play dirty.
00:35:09For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:13Don't be so naive. Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:17Okay, he's fooled everyone. I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:21Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:24But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:29Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:31I don't know. He's got mad skills.
00:35:34Has he been high this whole time?
00:35:38Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:35:43Stop!
00:35:52This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:35:56We all saw the play in super slow-mo. It was fair.
00:36:00So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-beens that you actually know bald?
00:36:08What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play?
00:36:13Don't take the bait.
00:36:14Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:16Then maybe he should focus on the facts. Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:24Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:27That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:36:43The Lightning won fair and square. Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:36:49Who the hell are you?
00:36:53Who the hell are you?
00:36:54That's the Lightning GM.
00:36:56He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:01Isn't that right?
00:37:02You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:08What's this?
00:37:09Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:12Are these your performance enhancing drugs?
00:37:21I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:24I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:27Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:30You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:34I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:37:38You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:37:43You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:37:49Boss, are you okay?
00:37:50Boss?
00:37:54Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:05Mr. Commissioner.
00:38:06Roderick Gould?
00:38:08Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:10Mr. Commissioner.
00:38:11I'm sorry. I have a concussion.
00:38:13You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:17Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:21You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:23Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:25Look, basketball.
00:38:26It's my life.
00:38:27Please, I will do anything.
00:38:28Save it.
00:38:30Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:33Go.
00:38:41I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:38:43I don't blame you.
00:38:45I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:38:47How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:38:50His face is so familiar.
00:38:53Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:38:57Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:00You mean head coach.
00:39:01Jesus.
00:39:04Congratulations.
00:39:04You're going to the finals.
00:39:06Yeah!
00:39:08Let's go, boys!
00:39:11You're going to the finals.
00:39:18You deserve it, son.
00:39:23Wrong.
00:39:23You saved the team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:27Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:34It means a lot.
00:39:38Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:39:42Yeah?
00:39:43Thank you so much, sir.
00:39:45I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:39:48He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:39:50Would he believe me now?
00:39:52Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:39:54Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:39:58Did you train with him or something?
00:40:02Uh, I gotta meet the press.
00:40:04Uh, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:06Excuse me.
00:40:08Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:10Yeah!
00:40:13Sorry, Zap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:18It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:40:24Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything could happen.
00:40:30The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:37It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:40:40Where the hell is Mars?
00:40:42We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:40:44And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:40:48We need our star point guard.
00:40:51Have we heard from him yet?
00:40:56You got this team to the final, but if Mars is MIA, they can be humiliated on that court.
00:41:04The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:06We won't let them win.
00:41:08You sure about that?
00:41:12You and your jacked-up team of amateurs.
00:41:16No match for us.
00:41:17Alright, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:20But, uh...
00:41:22Where's he at?
00:41:23Does he know the game starts to now?
00:41:26Hope he turns up.
00:41:28Otherwise, you may as well forward it.
00:41:40Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:41:42You're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one.
00:41:45Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:41:51Take care of our son.
00:41:55I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:41:59The game starts in an hour.
00:42:00You can't leave now.
00:42:01Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop him.
00:42:03You figure it out.
00:42:03I have to find him.
00:42:05Let him go.
00:42:05It's his son.
00:42:10He'll come back.
00:42:23Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:24What the fuck, man?
00:42:27Let me go!
00:42:28Well, I can't do that.
00:42:30You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:32Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:35I wanna see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:42:38What do you think?
00:42:43Wow.
00:42:44You actually showed up.
00:42:49You picked your son over your own career.
00:42:52Father of the year!
00:42:55Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:42:57You're damn right they are!
00:42:59I was born to be a winner.
00:43:02A winner!
00:43:03They have money and power and respect.
00:43:06I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:13it from me
00:43:14Cut him loose and we can talk about this
00:43:20You want to talk there is nothing to talk about stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money
00:43:26And it almost exposed a very delicate operation. So you're gonna throw the game today
00:43:33I'm gonna be champion for what?
00:43:36So glad you asked or
00:43:40Your son is gonna suffer
00:43:46Fine we'll throw the game
00:43:49What?
00:43:52Let me just untie him. You think I'm stupid. I'm just gonna take your word
00:43:58No, no, I had my lawyers draft up a nice little admission of guilt here
00:44:04Says I the head coach of the lightning admit to illegally rigging games for profit including the 2026 finals
00:44:13Yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah
00:44:15Sign this
00:44:17Throw the game and no one will ever find out about our little deal
00:44:21This motherfucker's scared shitless
00:44:24Don't sign anything
00:44:33Your son has no manners
00:44:36I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic
00:44:42Now you're gonna sign the contract or I'm gonna break his legs
00:44:46Don't fucking touch
00:44:49All right, you have five seconds
00:44:52Oh, I'm gonna break him
00:44:53He's bluffing don't listen to him
00:44:55Five
00:44:56Five
00:44:58Four
00:44:58Don't
00:44:59Three
00:44:59Two
00:45:02One
00:45:08Five
00:45:10Four
00:45:12Don't
00:45:13Three
00:45:14Two
00:45:15One
00:45:21Pie
00:45:22I'm
00:45:23I've signed a fucking contract
00:45:29It's a good choice
00:45:30I mean you signed the death wish for team lightning
00:45:34You saved your son's legs
00:45:36And murdered his career
00:45:39But like I said
00:45:41Father of the year
00:45:44Now, while I have you here, one more thing
00:45:46I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did
00:45:49I need a little bit of extra insurance
00:45:51I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit
00:45:53I signed the contract, that was the agreement
00:45:56I'll splice something together, it's fine
00:46:00This is blackmail, you won't get away with it
00:46:05Watch me
00:46:08Let's go boys
00:46:22Why the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:24What did you want me to do, let him break your legs?
00:46:26You'd never play ball again
00:46:28No, I wanted you to fight for me
00:46:31Our team
00:46:33You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard
00:46:35Just like you always do
00:46:37I gave up my career
00:46:39For you
00:46:40Don't you get it?
00:46:42If you go down, I go down with you
00:46:45I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance
00:46:49I knew I couldn't count on you
00:46:52Mars
00:46:56Mars is right
00:46:57If those bastards take the championship
00:47:00Then everything he worked for goes up in flames
00:47:03The last time I won the finals
00:47:05I lost everything
00:47:23But I won't let that happen to my son
00:47:25I won't let them win
00:47:27But I can make them think that they're going to
00:47:32Marcel, thank God
00:47:33Are you and Mar...
00:47:34We're fine
00:47:35I need a favor
00:47:36We're on the street
00:47:37It's Coach Murray
00:47:37It's rigging games for profit
00:47:43Welcome back to the 2026 UVA Finals
00:47:49Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions
00:47:55This is the biggest rival in UVA history
00:48:17The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006
00:48:21Tyler Murray himself played in that game
00:48:24But he fell to the sniper
00:48:34Wait a minute
00:48:35Coach Combo Meal is here
00:48:42Coach Combo Meal is back on the court
00:48:44You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago
00:48:48I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court
00:48:52They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game
00:48:57You showed up
00:48:59You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose
00:49:02Actually, I'm pretty surprised you suited up
00:49:04Because you and I both know how this ends
00:49:08That's what he thinks
00:49:09What can I say?
00:49:10I couldn't resist one more shot on the court
00:49:12Yeah, of course he couldn't
00:49:16This team is already imploding
00:49:17Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park
00:49:20Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck
00:49:23But I just don't care
00:49:26Scorpions, let's go
00:49:34I'm on your side
00:49:37Don't hold back out there
00:49:42Don't hold back out there
00:49:48I'm done listening to you
00:50:01Sun, right here
00:50:02Mars
00:50:13Guess what that was gonna do
00:50:14Dad
00:50:16Guess what I was gonna do
00:50:40Cool Duncan is on fire.
00:50:43The scorpions are dominating.
00:50:45The lightning better step it up.
00:50:51Hey, hey.
00:50:53Go, go.
00:50:56Dude, what are you doing?
00:50:58Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:00Just get back on defense.
00:51:17Halftime.
00:51:23Halftime right now, the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:27Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:31This is embarrassing.
00:51:33I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:36I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:51:40If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:51:48Guys, this game is not over.
00:51:50We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:51:53You're such a hypocrite.
00:51:55You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:51:57You're not passing the ball, bro.
00:51:59If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:02That's what you think, huh?
00:52:05All this?
00:52:05It's all his fault.
00:52:09It's all his fault.
00:52:11Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:52:15How is this his fault?
00:52:16You're fucking selfish.
00:52:18Selfish?
00:52:19Get the fuck off of me.
00:52:20It's not him.
00:52:20Enough!
00:52:22Enough!
00:52:24It's the finals.
00:52:25If you want to embarrass yourself, go home.
00:52:27You go home.
00:52:30Everyone out.
00:52:38Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:52:40You fucked us.
00:52:41The contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:52:43I'm stringing them along.
00:52:45Robin is handling it.
00:52:46They're not going to win this.
00:52:48You're lying.
00:52:49You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:52:52I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:52:55Bullshit.
00:52:56They'll just let me down again.
00:52:57Morris, listen to me.
00:52:59When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball and I was lost.
00:53:04But now I'm back.
00:53:05But I'm not back for me.
00:53:07I'm back for you.
00:53:09Now let's go out on that court together and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:18Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:20The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:24Morris.
00:53:26God damn it!
00:53:33That's your star player.
00:53:35When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:53:39I'll draft him.
00:53:40Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:53:44Mars is a goat in the making.
00:53:45He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:53:47Come on, boys.
00:53:49Let's go lightning.
00:53:51Come on.
00:53:51Spirit.
00:53:55I guess you're not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:01Dude.
00:54:02What the fuck?
00:54:03Don't sneak him out of the game.
00:54:04He's trying to lose.
00:54:10He's trying to lose.
00:54:12We can still win this.
00:54:14But you have to trust me.
00:54:16If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:18Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:22Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:29For the team.
00:54:32Okay.
00:54:40Go, go!
00:54:41What's up?
00:54:42What's up?
00:54:55What's up?
00:55:12Mars Davis just executed the Sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:19It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:21Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:24Could my dad be him?
00:55:26The Sniper.
00:55:28So these assholes want to die.
00:55:36You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:55:40I'm not scared of you.
00:55:43Move!
00:55:44It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:55:47The Lightning are down by two.
00:55:49Will they make their comeback?
00:55:52Yup, yup.
00:55:57Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:00If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:29What a comeback.
00:56:31With father and son working as a team, they might have to do it.
00:56:33You might have a chance.
00:56:35The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:37Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:40Whoa, hold on.
00:56:41Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:45Is this 2006?
00:56:47All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:56:56If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:56:59The performance enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:03Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:05Show me what you got.
00:57:06Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:09It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:13Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:15Shovel up, boys!
00:57:17We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:18Full core press!
00:57:19Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:21You know Mars could be the GOAT if he trained with a better coach.
00:57:24Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:25You can't control him.
00:57:27But I can.
00:57:36That's a foul, ref!
00:57:39You okay?
00:57:40When did he get so good?
00:57:43Here, come on.
00:57:46They're neck and neck.
00:57:47Only two minutes left.
00:57:49Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:03Go, go, go!
00:58:05Come on, come on!
00:58:05We have to win!
00:58:06These losers can't beat us!
00:58:08We win at any cost!
00:58:10You get him!
00:58:13Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:16What?
00:58:17What?
00:58:18What?
00:58:23That's not great.
00:58:24Bye.
00:58:36What will it look like?
00:58:37You idiot, find JSON.
00:58:38Civil War.
00:58:39We need to play yet.
00:58:54Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:58:59Game over.
00:59:01Unbelievable!
00:59:02What a comeback play from the Lightning!
00:59:04They just won the 2006 UBA Championship!
00:59:08Yeah!
00:59:18Yes!
00:59:23Yes!
00:59:26You did it!
00:59:27We did it.
00:59:28You're gonna regret this.
00:59:30You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:32I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:33I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
00:59:37This is far from over.
00:59:40Let's go.
00:59:44Yeah, boys!
00:59:52I knew you'd pull it off, man!
00:59:56No one's gonna sell a winning team.
00:59:57Congratulations.
01:00:01If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was gonna be you, Margie.
01:00:05A.B. Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:11Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:12Uh, don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:17And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:26What'd you get this?
01:00:27Is my dad really the sniper?
01:00:50What'd you get this?
01:00:52Is my dad really the sniper?
01:00:53These finals have showcased the battle for greatness, with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:00But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:03Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:04You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:09Yeah!
01:01:14We're not done yet.
01:01:16For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:21Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:24Yeah!
01:01:27Yeah!
01:01:33Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:35I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:01:37Maybe I'll show you something.
01:01:47Oh, God.
01:01:54Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:02If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:07Be sure that's for the champagne talking.
01:02:10Why don't you come find out?
01:02:21Close your eyes.
01:02:53You can open your eyes now.
01:02:58Damn.
01:03:11I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:17Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:33You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:35Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:03:49You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:50Wrong time, bro.
01:03:51You better get a new suit.
01:03:53You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:03:57Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:00I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:02Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:07I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:04:10They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:14Fine.
01:04:15Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:19And Cole too.
01:04:20You sure about that?
01:04:23Yeah.
01:04:25I got a plan.
01:04:33You look happy.
01:04:37And it's about to get even better.
01:04:40I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:04:46Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:49She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:53I'd love to.
01:05:04Gentlemen.
01:05:11Well, well, well.
01:05:13What do we have here?
01:05:19Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:24These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:30Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:05:37There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:05:46But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:05:50Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:05:54Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:05:57Cole.
01:05:59It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:04And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:10And Glory will be mine.
01:06:23I'll see you.
01:06:25You and Robin?
01:06:27What the matter?
01:06:29She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:06:34Damn.
01:06:36I only give out 20 of these.
01:06:38But you won't be needing that.
01:06:41I'll see you.
01:06:41I'll see you.
01:06:41Because I got this.
01:06:47There's only one of them.
01:07:04I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:09And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:12Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:14My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:20tickets.
01:07:26There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar Cole Duncan.
01:07:32They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:07:34Could one of them be the inductee?
01:07:36Maybe.
01:07:37I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:07:49Cheers.
01:07:50Cheers.
01:07:59How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:03I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:06This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:14Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:19Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:22The criminals.
01:08:24We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:29Thanks to me.
01:08:31Congratulations.
01:08:32Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:08:39Are you sure about that?
01:08:41We're the best in the fucking game.
01:08:44You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:08:46What do you know?
01:08:49Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league, but now it's time to go
01:08:54back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:08:57Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:04Actually, I do.
01:09:12Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:15Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:20I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:26Security!
01:09:28This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:32Take a look.
01:09:33Judge for yourself.
01:09:42This ticket's legit.
01:09:47I told you.
01:09:48Robin invited me as her.
01:09:52Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league CFO Robin Sharp.
01:09:56What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:09:59Not cool, bro.
01:10:00Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:03You are pitiful.
01:10:05Just riding everyone's coattails around you.
01:10:07It's quite despicable.
01:10:13No, you're despicable.
01:10:24Tyler Murray.
01:10:26How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:31A date?
01:10:33Oh no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:10:37I find him incredibly sexy.
01:10:39Can't keep my hands off him.
01:10:42Oh.
01:10:45You know, you could have had a real man.
01:10:47With real money, real power.
01:10:49But instead, you chose a washed up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:10:54It can make sense, coach.
01:10:56Wow.
01:10:57You must have a really big...
01:11:01Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:11:05So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:10So sad.
01:11:12You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:17There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:24Don't touch her again.
01:11:29Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:33He's a total catch.
01:11:34Oh my god, how can the CFO be so stupid?
01:11:38He was working at a drive-thru three months ago!
01:11:40Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:11:44you're gonna give him your number?
01:11:46Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:11:49I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:11:51How does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as a
01:11:57coach in the league?
01:11:58He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:00Is it?
01:12:00Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:12:06Mari Gibbs and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:12How did you get the job?
01:12:15How did you get the job?
01:12:22Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:25What?
01:12:27You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:29No way. That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:12:3520 years ago I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered and I was left
01:12:39with my infant son.
01:12:41The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:12:48No way. That was his wife?
01:12:50I started drinking. I lost myself and the grief and the guilt. So I walked away from my son because
01:12:56I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:00So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Parker. That's where I ran into Amari.
01:13:07What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:10God.
01:13:11I bet he killed his wife and that's why his son got taken away and that's how you end up
01:13:16in a drive-thru.
01:13:16Holyurl!
01:13:21What the fuck?!
01:13:31She had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:13:36that's his son the 2026 mvp mars davis he is a goat in the making we've had our differences
01:13:44but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death grace i'm sorry i should have called
01:13:53mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:00maybe interrupt this precious family moment but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:08talk about my wife one more time you see this man is dangerous all right your disgraceful father
01:14:15should be in a cell not the biggest basketball event of the year and after i'm inducted into
01:14:20the hall of fame i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again you can't do that yes he can
01:14:32you can't do that yes he can
01:14:37that's ben billings the owner of the most successful franchise in history the scorpions
01:14:43i wouldn't fuck with him they're done for tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this
01:14:48room and with his silver vip ticket he's probably the guest of honor himself when he tells you
01:14:56to jump i'd say how high i don't jump off the court especially for small men like you
01:15:06you are ruining this prestigious event security
01:15:15remove this man get him out of here fast food fraud ruining everything
01:15:22you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:26who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:15:34girlie so you better learn to respect me oh
01:15:42you are hilarious benjamin that's commissioner roger gould if anybody can set the record straight
01:15:48it's him you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe if you're looking for the most powerful
01:15:55person in this room look no further than the man in front of you hell
01:16:02he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:12roddy are you going senile already no are you
01:16:15you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about
01:16:20an early retirement because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:25and after i get into the hall of fame my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:32you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:16:37as long as i have a say you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:16:45fine then it's cool and i taught him everything he knows and he listens to me so get ready to
01:16:51bend the
01:16:52fucking knee yeah but you got to prove you're not useless get this old man out of here and i
01:16:58might
01:16:58take it easy on you you know cole's right if he was the inductee you would have the power to
01:17:04send me
01:17:04away you're all right i don't belong here with you i belong on that stage behind the podium the only
01:17:14person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight you are a self-righteous self-centered
01:17:22prick you think that you're getting inducted they haven't even announced who has the gold ring you sure about that
01:17:40that looks like the one and only golden ring that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:17:48holy it's you okay okay now you're impersonating the inductee just when i thought you couldn't stoop
01:17:57any lower i can believe it he's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own
01:18:05all right all right where'd you steal this from check the name
01:18:11no it can't be
01:18:12no it can't be a good thing
01:18:23tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history
01:18:33please put your hands together and welcome into the hall of fame
01:18:39and welcome to the hall of fame
01:18:39marcel sniper wallace
01:18:59congratulations coach combo meals the fucking sniper no way he conned you roddy just like he conned this
01:19:05whole league look i have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:13is this what you're talking about i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit i signed that as
01:19:19the agreement you forced me into it good enough i can splice something together this is blackmail
01:19:25you won't get away with it obviously this is a setup he's trying to frame me nice try but billings
01:19:31was apprehended earlier tonight and guess what he squealed like a pig that's right murray you and
01:19:36billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years and that ends now
01:19:44this is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man
01:19:50isn't who he says he is i have had just about enough of you i can prove that marcel was
01:19:56and is
01:19:59the sniper
01:20:07this
01:20:11this is really you i wanted to tell you sooner but i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:18this is
01:20:19fuck this
01:20:20my god i just killed you instead of your useless wife all of this would be mine the championships the
01:20:26glory
01:20:30you you accused me of killing my wife and you know the reason she's dead stay back for me or
01:20:36i will
01:20:37kill him for real you accused me of killing my wife and you know the reason she's dead stay back
01:20:45for me or i
01:20:45will kill him for real
01:20:56no one threatens my son
01:21:09enjoy prison tyler
01:21:12enjoy prison tyler
01:21:17tyler murray cool duncan you're under arrest for illegally breaking league games for profit
01:21:22you set me up billingsley you're a cheater a fucking murderer
01:21:27i never should have hired you in the first place from now on my money's on tonight
01:21:36benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you and that was before you
01:21:41confessed to killing my wife it's over motherfucker you promised you wouldn't say anything you destroyed
01:21:47my career i'm gonna fucking kill you you're all gonna regret this i'm gonna see every single one of you
01:21:52in court
01:21:55that's what you did for my family
01:22:13i am blessed to be here to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:23but first i would like to honor regina wallace a mother and a wife taken too soon
01:22:32but most of all i'd like to thank my son mars you gave me the courage to take my life
01:22:37back and
01:22:38i wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance
01:22:42i lost my mom and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:23:06so you've got your holo-fame title now so what do you need me for
01:23:14you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:19i didn't know what to do i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:22i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:29i needed you
01:23:32you walked away when i was just a kid i know i abandoned you my son
01:23:39and i lived in fear and guilt and i'm sorry
01:23:43i want to believe him but after a lifetime of empty promises i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:23:53these are for you
01:23:57it's 20 letters i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:24:04i never forgot you
01:24:12thank you
01:24:16i love you
01:24:19so pardon
01:24:24i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:28there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:32like how you're hooking up with the cfo of the uba
01:24:38mom would want you to be happy
01:24:41so do i i guess
01:24:51can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:25:00your son's lucky to have you
01:25:03i'm lucky one
01:25:05hey mars
01:25:08you want to get a burger
01:25:09i'm lucky
01:25:09i'm lucky
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