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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great Inner Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, please sit here.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy, you are happy.
00:45Today, every person has a YouTube channel.
00:48You both know.
00:49You are happy to bring someone on a Netflix platform.
00:54In the 192 country, people are watching their YouTube channel.
00:59I am happy to talk about it.
01:02If you have 4 people, your mother is different.
01:07Your father is different.
01:07Your children are different.
01:08So, I am happy to talk about it.
01:15Every person has a video.
01:18You have so many channels.
01:21Guys, guys, I have a chicken.
01:26The husband's face is open.
01:29He has a chicken.
02:00YouTube
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03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Redveen Allahabadia
04:49Welcome, welcome
04:49Did you search the police?
04:54How did you feel the last year?
04:57It was a strange year
04:58Two people who went to the supreme
05:02are Hum and Shiddhupaji
05:06I wrote your share
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05:28Yes, sir.
05:32If you do not leave a city from a town,
05:35we will be taking a place to be an old lady.
05:39And if you did not die from the town,
05:47we will take all this place.
05:52It feels like my house is empty.
05:56ڈالی کوچنگ پہلے گا ٹایمی پولیس کیسے ہو گیا تھا تو آج آپ
06:04پھر سے دونوں ساتھ میں ہے چائے لیں گے کافی لیں گے یا انٹی سپیٹری بیل
06:08لیں گے پہلے
06:08بعد
06:14میں نے بہت اپسوڈ دیا گیا میں نے سمجھ کو فون بھی کیا تھا
06:17میں نے اس کو بولا فون کر کے میں قلعہ تیرے پی تایکیس کیوں
06:27foreign
06:29foreign
06:50I just want to tell you that you don't have married both of us.
06:54All the people who work in our show are two kids.
06:57So, we'll do a little bit more.
06:59I'm going to do a little bit more.
07:01No, no, no.
07:07We're going to be a family friendly zone.
07:09We're going to be a family friendly.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12But Ranveer is very loving.
07:13And these are all the controversies.
07:16They come to teach you all.
07:18I'm sure that you will be able to teach you all.
07:20People, let me see you all.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who was first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer.
07:34And he had a phone.
07:37Where did you call him?
07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45So, the people who gave him to help him come.
07:47This is the Aparadity.
07:51I had no idea.
07:52This was very good.
07:54We had time,
07:54I had time for a hour.
07:56The happened that,
07:56I saw him after the day…
07:57The same thing is happening.
07:58This is the whole thing.
07:58When I saw this clip,
07:59I saw for a clip,
08:00this is the moment that came out.
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08:17I am very excited, but today I am very difficult to do comedy today.
08:20Do you know how to do it?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call of Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was, what it was, what it was.
08:35Whatever your good time went, your bad time also went.
08:42No, no, no.
08:42We are waiting for the other, something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56Who did they do?
08:58The two weeks that he was quiet, he also closed the puppy.
09:02My father was still there.
09:03Yeah, Kapil, you years before, 2004 or 2005,
09:112007.
09:12You were just like in 2007, the girl seemed like that.
09:15Oh, that's how I was.
09:17It was fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:20It's fun, sir.
09:20It's fun for you, or is it a compliment?
09:26It's great. It's a great.
09:28It's like a breath of pressure.
09:29I want to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, you should close a show and leave your life.
09:39Your heart is clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46I feel like this is true.
09:53What a problem, son.
09:54It's coming, friends.
09:55Your friends are safe.
09:59It's coming, friends.
10:02When you're ready to make a comedy set,
10:05you should agree.
10:09I'm with a lawyer with a lawyer,
10:11a cut cut.
10:15This is a comedy theater.
10:20It's called a call every week.
10:24We're going to shoot the venue.
10:29Raj, I would like to talk to you about the venue.
10:31Yes, sir.
10:32First, sorry about your venue.
10:34How many times, Guru?
10:35Three times.
10:36People have come to the joke and have been offended,
10:39so now they don't have to talk.
10:40You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You have been watching us,
10:46watching us, watching us.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I am watching you from childhood,
10:57like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that I am on the TV one day.
11:01I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Archana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16If God closes one door,
11:19then open ten doors.
11:21You are the ones who are watching.
11:23They are the ones who are killing me, sir.
11:34They are the ones who are killing me.
11:36How are you?
11:39How are you?
11:40You're absolutely brilliant.
11:49You are a part of my whole childhood
11:52Really, I was like a girl
11:53and you were going to come and watch me
11:57then I wasn't sure why I was going to talk to you
11:59Why didn't you know what I was going to talk to you
12:08How you talk about that again
12:10so please
12:16You're good
12:17Genuinely, sir
12:18I respect both of you, but I do a little bit more
12:23because I've never been out of zero.
12:34He has he, he has he, he has he.
12:36He has he has he has he has he has he has.
12:42His batting is wrong.
12:46He has he.
12:47But when we were in the police station,
12:49we had a lot of fans here.
12:52They had a lot of dialogue with their camera.
12:54He said, leave him.
13:03Hey, my girl.
13:06Hey, my girl.
13:07Hey, my girl.
13:09Give me a minute.
13:10How did you get the beard bicep?
13:11How did it go?
13:12When it started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was a cool name.
13:26Over time, I didn't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still a little.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:36Do you have to take a liquor license?
13:38No, no, liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43these are big jokes on my grandma's.
13:46My grandma has never said
13:48that you don't care about my family's family.
13:50Why do you hate jokes on my grandma's?
13:53Look, sir, if I'm a movie,
13:56then I write a song in my grandma's memory.
13:58If I'm a singer,
13:59then I write a song in my grandma's memory.
14:01If I'm a comedian,
14:02then I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
14:04Well said.
14:06Well said.
14:07I've had to write a joke.
14:09I've had to write a joke.
14:12I've had to write a joke.
14:13And I was at home alone.
14:14And I didn't remember this number.
14:17Oh.
14:17Do you remember it?
14:20Tell me, Arsana,
14:22do you remember the number of the ambulance?
14:23100 is the only call.
14:25That's the police?
14:26Yes.
14:27Yes.
14:27I didn't remember it.
14:28Brother,
14:28I called it to me.
14:30Who came to me?
14:31Fire.
14:33Where did the fire go?
14:34I said,
14:35the fire will look like it.
14:37Oh.
14:39Oh.
14:42Oh.
14:43Oh.
14:44Oh.
14:46Oh.
14:47Oh.
14:48Oh.
14:50Oh.
14:50Yeah, his parents have told him, what?
14:58My parents really liked Kapil Sharma's show.
15:02One story, a genuine story.
15:04My grandfather watched a lot.
15:06He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
15:09But Kapil Sharma's show watched a lot.
15:11So, wherever he is, he's very happy today.
15:14Thank you, brother.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You are an amazing comedian.
15:20So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case,
15:29there is no doubt in India,
15:31that the best comedian is India's world,
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35I love you.
15:40I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean,
15:45I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:51It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, it's...
15:53Here is a legend.
15:56Lovely.
15:58Yeah, this people...
15:59You know,
16:00The love of your friends,
16:01You are a kind of confidence.
16:02It's so good.
16:03Normally, what happens,
16:04that...
16:04Sometimes we sometimes...
16:05The people who do not know what they want.
16:11Sometimes you talk about,
16:11or the anger...
16:12or the anger...
16:12They talk about how you like.
16:12No, do you do.
16:13Take your hands up.
16:14And this is your favorite.
16:19Thank you, sir.
16:20Who are you?
16:21I am a member of your family.
16:22These people to ask a question.
16:22I am a member of your family.
16:30life
16:31how do you think you want to live in life?
16:33how does it feel that so many years of your show is happening?
16:38what's your perspective ?
16:39it happens when you meet someone with a police officer
16:43what are you shocked?
16:45poetry is very good
16:45he is very good
16:47it is a shock
16:48he can listen to free time
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17:14and I have seen so many films that I've watched actors when I came to our show
17:18so I always feel like this is a dream or something like that
17:24it's a life that's all I can do it in the old days
17:27I have a little bit less than I can do it in the old days
17:32in the old days
17:34in the old days
17:34in the old days
17:35in the old days
17:35I have to go to the world
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18:12so you can move forward in the conversation
18:15how do you think about the death of death?
18:21I didn't think about that
18:22I thought about it
18:24but you are scared or excited
18:28who is excited?
18:31wow, I will die tomorrow
18:34it's a good thing
18:36we are going to go
18:38I feel scared
18:39foreign
18:50foreign
19:30Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
19:32I don't know how to shave
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19:58And
19:58You go to the house and eat it.
20:01Hey, why didn't they eat it?
20:04Baba, don't open your mouth.
20:10If they opened their mouth,
20:13then it's like in the desert,
20:15we're closed on the main course.
20:19That's correct.
20:21Okay, India has got deleted.
20:23India has got deleted.
20:24I've written it.
20:26Let me introduce myself.
20:29But today, Sunil Palsal,
20:30I've written a script.
20:35I've seen your show.
20:37It's a great show.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:40You have to listen to your audience.
20:41Yes, you've heard it.
20:43I've heard it.
20:44I've heard it.
20:45I've heard it.
20:46I've heard it.
20:47I've heard it.
20:48I've heard it.
20:49I've heard it.
20:50Wonderful George.
20:50She asks for messages
20:52that Mr. Speaker's house,
20:53then there'll be a girl out,
20:56maybe even there'll be a man.
21:01More news over again.
21:04Oh, God.
21:08So, okay.
21:12What, the cake,
21:13I am sorry in some on check
21:15Karina sama
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21:25A.B.A.B.A.G.
21:27Let's see how it is out of here.
21:32How to talk to Alien.
21:36Yeti's 101 stories.
21:41You've got such books, you've ever asked us all?
21:45Of course
21:45Yeti's seen, alien's seen.
21:48Have you ever seen a podcast?
21:55foreign
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22:00a very big comedian is Kiku Sharada. He said that you are so cute, if I'm your wife
22:11I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know what I'm talking about
22:18I'm talking about a lot of comedy and I'm talking about comedy and social media
23:09checking
23:10पता नहीं चला।
23:15इतना रोस्ट मत कर. अच्छा लगेगा।
23:18अच्छा लगेगा।
23:19लेह सुनील पाल को अच्छा लगेगा।
23:24अच्छा भाए चैंस कभी कोई आपको ऐसा जो भी बोला हो, हमने कोई जोक समझ नहीं आया हूँ।
23:31If you can't watch Saturday, you can also watch the live time.
23:36Our episodes are not deleted.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you so much.
23:48Do you have any pictures of your audience?
23:50Yes.
23:51Do you see your audience?
23:52Do you like to see your audience?
23:54Do you like to see your audience?
23:59What If You Like ,
24:04you have any photos and captions?
24:05Do you have any pictures?
24:06Sort of happen via one way?
24:14We're all in the comments below.
24:18Everyone in the comments below looks like the lawyer itself can be one of one of these people's time and
24:24how is their best?
24:24And show me?
24:24No matter if you want to know you guys or the only lawyerINT is it yes, this is the highest
24:25experience.
24:27This case is more serious, he is sitting in front of me.
24:31Who is sitting in front of me?
24:33Let me show you.
24:38Nine years of bare bicep, I now enter my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career, my mind was full of ideas,
24:44but my heart was full of...
24:45What was the need for writing?
24:48Samurai show?
24:50Samurai show?
24:50Samurai show katana.
24:51Though he is sitting still with my heart,
24:54he's sitting here in front of me.
24:58Look at the leave,
25:01I think the one who asks me the story was lying.
25:02You see, all the way you say was lying.
25:02What did you say?
25:03What?
25:03So, you have to write that caption that's not written.
25:08You can't write that caption.
25:08But you haven't written it.
25:11Are you gonna write that?
25:13If I don't mind,
25:16I'm not gonna write that caption.
25:18oh
25:21oh
25:22if you are going to be honest with you, you don't need to be honest with you
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25:36yeah
25:39stretching
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26:12My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:19You've never had a whole blood test.
26:23The report was normal.
26:25But what do you think of a moksh prabdh?
26:27It's a good feeling, it's a therapy.
26:31I've also had a dog in the beach.
26:34I've also had a dog in the beach, and I've also had a dog in the beach.
26:37Before I get out of the race, I've also had a dog in the beach.
26:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:46Police can say underground hotel.
26:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:57I'm going to take a long.
27:00I'm going to take a short running shot.
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27:57women's ladies first right yes the same thing i love you
28:03so my name is charles rao and i work for the national association for the blind india
28:08so we are the india's first national association for the blind india which works on the cradle
28:14till the grave for the community i'm not born blind from sighted to partially and partially
28:23to blindness kisina mujiz show ke doran kisina bhar pucha kisara comedy cup secar to me
28:27a better job save by the water of the comedy or he is and my touch patana chunga archana
28:33ma'am aap ke liya aapka pata sympathy or empathy me kya difference a aaj mujiz show
28:38pe anata or my platform ke kahi kinara pe khada ta road cross karne ke liye ek banda aya
28:43apne hi dunme chala jara ta or mujahakir takra gaya takra gaya usne mujhe chua
28:48ka or mujahe chukar usne kuch kaha nahi me kala aray tk aray tk aray tk or mujahe leke
28:51chala gaya maska aray tk kajt kajt kajt chala gaya aur wahaan se chodke kaha chala gaya
28:56mujahe pata ne disappear ho gaya wahaan se kisi or ne pagda kahi or la ke chodh diya
29:00last me mujahe pata chala my platform number 1-2-2-1 hi chal raha ta
29:05ki log sympathy lootne ke chakkar me mujahe wahi gumaatay raha gaya yes so the story says
29:10kya apagar life may kubhi kisi ko sympathy rakhna chate ho to pura empathy ke sath rakhye
29:14ga aur aise he nahi ke bas mujahe kuch karna hai kisi ko chodhna hai
29:20charles bhai ek podcast karna hai aap ka satsa
29:23kisar zarur sir no apne interview ke liya hai ke lokal aint pakad na hai kapil sir i have brought
29:28something which is made by my hand my friend praful
29:33so he is here beautiful thank you brad maare paas bhi aap ke liye gift
29:38hai so charles aap itnei piaare hai aur aap ke liye go ibibo ki
29:42taraf se aap ko ye miltah hai ek foreign ka trip bali ka aap puray paribas
29:47save jaiye hum ke aya so proud and thank you so proud and thank you so
29:50proud and thank you so proud and thank you so proud and thank you so proud and thank you so
29:53shanjali is nozhar salir one reunited
29:57amei aran veer yahaan pe mou jeud a hap bulatai eek ae se stand up comedian ko
30:02joham sab ke seniorin aor on a indian television pay laughter challenge ka
30:06pahla season a pennaam kiya and hanjiita taja hapse wohm subko entertain karro je pli
30:11welcome mister sumil paal
30:13ndra
43:08So,
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