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00:03Oh
00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show
00:17Shukriya Shukriya please back here
00:24Kisne kaha love you
00:27Jitti roo khush roo
00:30Shuku baiji aaj kal
00:31Har benda YouTube channel bana raha hai
00:34Aap dhu nga toh pata ye
00:37Aap kisi ko Netflix Jaisi platform pe bhi leya oma lo
00:40192 country mein jahan pe log dek rhae hai
00:42Phir bhi benda apna YouTube channel bana ta
00:45Zurur hai mein aapni baat kar raha ho
00:48Achha eek ghar mein agar 4 loge rehte hai
00:50Toh maa ka alaga hai
00:52Baap ka alaga hai, bacho ka alaga YouTube channel hai
00:54Is bara mein aapki baat kar raha ho
00:57Kehne ka madha hai
00:58I have to go
01:00Far from the video
01:02I'm not gonna learn what I'm up. It's an
01:04a cell I'm a
01:06community
01:08I'm going to take a
01:11trip
01:12because he has been coming from
01:14another
01:14or
01:15And they put it on YouTube.
01:18Then the voice comes back and says that it looks good on YouTube.
01:23Then the rice cake is a little bit better for the rice cake.
01:28The girls are coming today and giving tips for makeup.
01:31I'm so crazy.
01:32All right, guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:35Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:40And finally, you're wearing a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
01:43And you're wearing a new makeup.
01:49No make-up look
01:50It's the first 28 things
01:52in the mouth of the mouth
01:54It's 2 inches in front of the mouth
01:55It's also like this
01:58The small towns of small towns
02:01They've also seen it on YouTube
02:04Hi guys
02:05Guys, everyone has like this
02:06Like the dogs of the house
02:08Hi guys
02:08You can comment on them in the video
02:10That you're very bad
02:12Guys, they come back to the house
02:13So they're going to work
02:17Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:21Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:24The young man who takes a normal face with a normal face.
02:30His wife told me,
02:32When you have a face with a face, you will make a tattoo on his feet.
02:38It's a different channel of knowledge.
02:42It's a different kind of expression.
02:48It's a different expression.
02:49They will open the eyes and open the eyes.
02:52They say,
02:53The problem is a peace, friends.
02:57Everyone is living in life.
02:58It's a living in 4 days.
03:01She says,
03:02What's your name in 4 days?
03:03What's your name?
03:05What's your name in 4 days?
03:07What's your name?
03:09Today, some people are making a video of a travel.
03:12You can bring your bag and bring your bag.
03:15The world is waiting for you.
03:17Who is commenting below?
03:19Do not bring the money to your father?
03:22but this is the truth
03:25those talented people from their work
03:28from their original content and from their own channel
03:30they become a superstar
03:31today's two of us are the stars of their channel
03:35there are hundreds of millions of views
03:36please welcome Mr. Samir Rehna
03:39and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadiyah
03:58how are you bro
04:00welcome welcome welcome
04:03laughs
04:08yeah
04:09Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
04:15What a story, y'all. What a story.
04:17What do you love to all of them?
04:19It's just that we're out of jail.
04:24You all know what you know.
04:27Last year, these celebrities are the most searched-requited ones.
04:33They were searched on the internet.
04:35There was no other police-requited people.
04:39What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
04:42It was a strange year.
04:44In this studio, there are two people who went to Supreme Court.
04:48They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
04:58That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:01Come on, come on.
05:05Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:07Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:10Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:11Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:11Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:12Don't be afraid of your beaniej.
05:14You will be the same.
05:17We are not those who leave the land from a skunker.
05:20But you will be the best of the land.
05:25The land and the land of the land.
05:29And, Paji, if she has killed one more joke today...
05:32...then we will all throw her.
05:34No, no, no.
05:38It's like I'm lost at home.
05:40Today, you'll have a little coaching
05:42about how to bounce back.
05:44Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
05:46there was a police case.
05:48So, today, you'll be together again.
05:51Will you drink coffee or
05:52anti-spitry bail?
05:58You were watching later in the past?
06:00I saw many episodes. I had a phone too.
06:02I had a phone call.
06:04I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:07And when my show closed,
06:10one day ago, I called myself
06:12that something is going to be bad.
06:15Is it true or not?
06:17I told you,
06:18look, you've come to see.
06:19Let's go a little.
06:21So, I told you,
06:22I don't want to say anything.
06:27But when you're famous,
06:29you don't want to say anything.
06:30What?
06:31What?
06:35But I just want to tell my brothers
06:36that you both didn't have married.
06:39The people who work in our show
06:41are all two kids.
06:43So, today, we'll do something.
06:44I did something to do, sir.
06:46No, no, no.
06:48No, no.
06:55No, no.
06:57No, no, no.
06:58No, no.
07:00No, no.
07:20I don't want to say anything.
07:20And his phone was stuck.
07:22So, where did you call me?
07:24My brother came in an audience.
07:26I went to his house.
07:29He's here for that.
07:30So, the people who have been able to do this
07:31is the same thing?
07:36I didn't have an idea.
07:38I was like,
07:38that day, it's been an hour.
07:39I went to my house.
07:41I said, come.
07:41Then I knew that everything was going to happen.
07:43Then when you saw that
07:44you saw the clip and said,
07:46let's go.
07:49I was trying to leave my house.
07:53After that,
07:55you can have more shows.
07:56Do you have to do the live shows?
07:57Or the book that you've told me
07:59is that you'll have to leave?
08:00Do you have to keep advance?
08:01The phone is very accurate.
08:03But today,
08:04the comedy is very difficult.
08:05Yes.
08:06Do you know?
08:11Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:14I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:17I don't know what the price was, what was it?
08:20He told me that whatever your good time went,
08:23your bad time will also go.
08:29We were waiting for another.
08:31Something will happen, something will happen.
08:35At that time, Kapil sir has also closed the tweet.
08:38Who did he do it?
08:43In the last two weeks,
08:45he closed the paper.
08:52Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
08:562007.
08:58As you thought in 2007,
08:59this girl is the same.
09:01What a fun!
09:03What fun!
09:03Amal.
09:05Amal?
09:05Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.
09:08It's been a compliment for you.
09:11No, it's really. It's a great. It's a breath of fresh.
09:14First I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:18That's what people should know.
09:19No, you don't have to close the show and then leave your life.
09:24So, their heart will be clean.
09:27In the last year's last year, our friends were very strong.
09:31I feel.
09:32That's how I feel.
09:32That's right.
09:33That's right.
09:34That's right.
09:37That's right.
09:38What a lie, son.
09:40That's right.
09:40That's right.
09:40The same thing will be the same.
09:44When there's something that happens, a man has a little blood.
09:47That's right.
09:48That's right.
09:49Now, when you prepare your comedy set,
09:51you'll hear your friends and your attorney.
09:54Sir, I'm with a lawyer.
09:56That's right.
09:57That's right.
09:58That's right.
10:00That's right.
10:01That's right.
10:03Sir, in truth, there's a comedy theater called Habitat.
10:06It's very popular.
10:07Every week, someone's call is coming to the venue.
10:11Oh my God.
10:14Well, Raj, I'm going to talk to you.
10:16Yes, sir.
10:17First of all, sorry about your venue.
10:19How many times, Guru?
10:20How many times?
10:21Sir, three times.
10:22People have come to the joke and have been offended.
10:24But now they don't have to talk.
10:25You're all here.
10:27Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:30You're all here.
10:31You're all here.
10:32You're all here.
10:33Thank you, sir.
10:33Thank you, brother.
10:37Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:39In fact, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:42Across various shows.
10:43It was always my dream.
10:44One day, I'll come to the TV.
10:46I never thought that you'll come to OTT alone.
10:56I genuinely love you so much.
10:59Arsana Maham and Siddu Paji.
11:01I love you guys so much.
11:20I love you guys.
11:24I love you guys.
11:24I love you guys.
11:25You are absolutely brilliant.
11:32You are a part of my whole childhood.
11:38I was watching you.
11:40You and Shaker, sir.
11:41I was watching you in the comedy circus.
11:43I followed every episode.
11:44I didn't even know what to say.
11:46I don't know what to say.
11:54Come and talk.
11:55Come, come, please.
12:01Too good, man.
12:03Genuinely, sir.
12:04I respect you both.
12:06But I do a little bit more.
12:08I really do a lot.
12:09I hate my revenge.
12:12I don't want to watch a BUTTON.
12:19I also, I hate to watch a couple of times.
12:24I don't want to watch a good match.
12:27I know what to do.
12:28And I'm talking to them all.
12:31But when I was watching you both,
12:34I was watching me alone.
12:37They were taking their dialogue in the camera.
12:40Take it, take it, take it.
12:50Hey, my god.
12:52Hey, my god.
12:53Hey, my god.
12:53Hey, my god.
12:54Hey, my god.
12:54Hey, Rindvir, tell me, how's the bear bicep?
12:58When I started, I was a goal to make a fitness channel.
13:02I thought it was a cool name.
13:04Like in wrestling, people's names.
13:06Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:08I thought it was cool.
13:10Okay.
13:11Over time, I didn't drink beer.
13:15Bicep is still here.
13:17Okay.
13:18But the name is a little bit popular.
13:20So we've kept it.
13:21Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:23Or do you have to open it?
13:24No, no, no.
13:25For liquor license.
13:26When you've seen stand-up,
13:28this is because of your grandma's jokes.
13:32You've never said that you're not a joke of your people's
13:34in my own business.
13:37You're not a joke.
13:38They're really?
13:39Look sir, if I am a couple of times,
13:41I can write down in my father's notes.
13:43If I am a singer, I can write down in my father's notes.
13:46If I am a comedian, I can write down in my father's notes.
13:50Well said.
13:51Well said, well said, well said.
13:52And I have some awareness.
13:54Like my sister, my sister, my sister,
13:56there was an attack.
13:58And I was alone at that time.
14:00And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:03Do you remember that?
14:06Tell me, Arshana,
14:07do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:08100 is the only call there.
14:10It's the police.
14:12I didn't remember it.
14:13I called 102.
14:16Fire truck.
14:17Fire truck.
14:17Where did the fire look?
14:19I said, the fire will look like in the morning.
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:32Some parents said,
14:33I've seen my child's video.
14:35Yes, the parents said that.
14:37What?
14:43My parents really liked the couple.
14:47It's a real story.
14:48It's a genuine story.
14:50My dad was a lot.
14:52He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
14:54But, the couple shows a lot.
14:56So, wherever he is, he's very happy.
14:59Thank you, brother.
15:00Big day.
15:03You're an amazing comedian.
15:06So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:11Stand up.
15:13In this case,
15:13there's no time, ma'am,
15:16that India's best comedian.
15:18In India's name, I'll tell you,
15:18the world's name is right here.
15:20Kapil Sharma, ma'am.
15:21Come back, bro.
15:22Love you.
15:25Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult.
15:28I don't know how he does it.
15:30I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:33I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:36It is unbelievable.
15:37Like, it's…
15:38Yeah, a legend is better at this time.
15:41Thank you, bro. Lovely.
15:43People do this.
15:45When you give your love,
15:46then your confidence is like this.
15:48And normally, what happens?
15:49Sometimes we make a script,
15:51sometimes it's not a secret,
15:52sometimes it's not.
15:53But people,
15:54seeing you applause,
15:56and seeing you,
15:57they say,
15:58we're with you.
16:00And this is your love.
16:05Kapil, ma'am.
16:06I'll ask you a question.
16:07I'll dance.
16:08I'll dance.
16:09I'll dance.
16:15I'll dance.
16:16Yes, please.
16:17How are you in life?
16:18Like, generally,
16:19how do you feel,
16:20how long have you played your show?
16:23What's your perspective?
16:25What's your perspective?
16:25Like many times,
16:26when you meet a police officer,
16:29what's your shock?
16:30I feel great.
16:31I feel great.
16:32I feel great.
16:33It's a shock.
16:33I feel great.
16:34I feel great.
16:34It's a shock.
16:34Whenever it's in free time,
16:35or reading losers.
16:36It's the shock.
16:38It's the shock.
16:38It's our profession.
16:39It's our brand and butter.
16:40And there's JAM is also.
16:44It's the Jam.
16:44It's the Xam of Netflix.
16:46I feel a great blessing.
16:49I feel great.
16:50We have friends when we get paid,
16:52and when they even get paid.
16:54I feel good.
16:55You keep doing your work.
16:56The rest of the things come.
16:57So I feel a blessing, bro.
17:00And I've seen so many films and actors,
17:03when we come to our shows,
17:04I feel like this is a dream or something.
17:09Everything happens in one life.
17:11I'll do a show run in the old days.
17:12My brother has a little bit less,
17:13but he's talking about death.
17:18In the old days?
17:21It's like this,
17:22that when we go to the world,
17:24it's not a blessing.
17:26Absolutely.
17:29What are you talking about today?
17:32We can talk about death.
17:35In the world, there are two people.
17:37One is LIC and the other is Ranveer.
17:41What do you think about death after death?
17:43That's why you don't go to this podcast.
17:48And if someone's gone,
17:49someone's gone,
17:49someone's gone,
17:50someone's gone.
17:54No,
17:56no,
17:56no,
17:56no,
17:56I feel like,
17:57people go open.
17:58So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:01Then I'll give you a little example.
18:02I'll drill.
18:04Do you think about death?
18:06I didn't think.
18:08No.
18:08What happened.
18:09I'll give you a little notice.
18:10If you don't come from one moment.
18:11But you're scared or excited?
18:15Who's excited for death?
18:17Wow!
18:18I'll die tomorrow!
18:19What is the answer?
18:21What kind of good news happened?
18:22Where are we going?
18:23I feel scared of death.
18:25You start to do this.
18:26He asked me last year.
18:28What do you think about death?
18:29I thought I didn't think.
18:30But for the past year,
18:32because of his death.
18:39What's that, brother?
18:41What's his team?
18:42He's the team.
18:43He's the team.
18:44He's the team?
18:44He's the police.
19:02Yes, sir!
19:03Yes!
19:07Yes!
19:14Hi!
19:16Hi Hi
19:19you have shaved your hands?
19:26Hey, Sunda, you have some sweet potatoes?
19:31Yes, yes, Papa, you eat a sweet potato.
19:35I'm on diet.
19:37No, no, first time I will eat a little.
19:40Open your mouth.
19:42Wow!
19:44You go to the house and eat.
19:45What do you want to eat?
19:47Hey, what do you want to eat?
19:49Baba, you don't have to open your mouth.
19:55If you open your mouth,
19:58then in the desert,
20:01we will close the main course.
20:05Correct.
20:06India has got latent,
20:08India has got deleted.
20:11Let me introduce myself.
20:14Okay.
20:14I wrote the script from Sunil Paal.
20:17Oh!
20:21I've seen your show.
20:22You show a great show.
20:24Thank you so much.
20:25You hear the jokes of the audience, right?
20:27Yes, you hear the jokes.
20:28I have a joke.
20:30Yes, yes.
20:31One time I have a joke,
20:32he comes to the balcony.
20:34He comes to the balcony.
20:35He comes to the balcony.
20:36He asks,
20:37I'm going to ask you,
20:37my brother,
20:37he's on the house.
20:38He says,
20:39I'm going to go.
20:42What is this?
20:43The police is not coming.
20:47The police is not coming.
20:48The police is coming.
20:49The police is coming.
20:50What?
20:53The police is coming.
20:55What?
21:03What?
21:03No.
21:05What?
21:05The police is coming.
21:08I have a man in the bag.
21:12No.
21:13No.
21:17The police is coming.
21:33Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:39India's best podcast.
21:40It's me.
21:42I've seen it. I've seen it.
21:44I've seen it.
21:45There was a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
21:52He was saying that you're so cute,
21:55if I'm your wife.
21:58What are you talking about?
22:00No, you're listening to this podcast.
22:01You're listening to this podcast.
22:02No, you're listening to this podcast.
22:03He said, you're a big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:10A big comedian.
22:12Social media.
22:13You've got the price.
22:16You've got the price.
22:16You've got 2,000,000 more.
22:24Let's check in details.
22:26You've got to check in.
22:28Please.
22:31Who's this bag?
22:33This is the time.
22:33Oh.
22:35Chess.
22:39Chess.
22:40Chess.
22:40Chess.
22:50T.
22:54Chess.
22:55Chess.
22:56Chess.
23:00Chess.
23:01Don't roast it, it'll be good.
23:03It'll be good or bad.
23:05No, it'll be good for Sunil Paal.
23:27Thank you so much.
23:28Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:34We have some pictures of you.
23:36And your audience, who you are,
23:38have a nice comments.
23:39Come here, let's see.
23:48I put this photo.
23:50Caption this.
23:51Who is it?
23:52Aapur, Ranveer.
23:53He's saying Minati.
23:54He's a fukra.
23:55He's a Mr. Beast.
23:57He's the biggest YouTuber of this world.
23:59We are also Myth Pat.
24:01Come here, let's see the comments below.
24:03It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:09And let's see.
24:10If the case is more serious,
24:14he's sitting in front of me.
24:15He's sitting in front of me.
24:17Who is sitting in front of me?
24:17Who is sitting in front of me?
24:18Oh, Ranveer.
24:21Let's see.
24:23Nine years of bare bicep,
24:25I now enter my tenth.
24:26All the beginning of my career,
24:28my mind was full of ideas,
24:29but my heart was full of...
24:30What was the purpose of writing?
24:33It's a samurai sword?
24:34It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a samurai sword.
24:36It's a katana.
24:38It's a samurai sword.
24:51It's a katana.
25:00So...
25:00But no one should play.
25:02There is no force.
25:07It's a samurai sword.
25:10Unlike the murderer.
25:10But if you are reading your right words,
25:12there is no force to play.
25:16Some people must have a right word.
25:19But the Jews must be using the right words.
25:20There is no force to play.
25:22They need the right words.
25:26So the Jews must 不是.
25:28Like the Jews must be used.
25:29Yes, yes.
25:30Yes.
25:31So, he was doing a man, but when he did it, he was still wrong.
25:36So, what is that?
25:38Let's read the comments below.
25:40He called for massage, the girl is out of the name.
25:47And show you.
25:48You can't get out of the room.
25:50You're preparing for arrest in America.
25:54And show you.
25:58My real personality only comes through in Goa dumps.
26:02Not on the podcast.
26:04You've never done a whole blood test.
26:08The report was normal.
26:10But what is it?
26:12It's a good feeling.
26:15It's like therapy.
26:16Tell me the comments below.
26:18I was also on the beach.
26:19And a dog came out.
26:21Before I get out of my race, he was going to work on my own.
26:29And show you.
26:32It's been underground from the fear of the police.
26:35And show you.
26:38Oh, oh, oh.
26:42And show you.
26:43You can see.
26:44And show you.
26:45And the slowest and shortest running shows together.
26:53And show you.
26:56And show you.
27:07And show you.
27:09in our community.
27:10His name is Charles.
27:11He is a very nice and beautiful person.
27:13He is here today.
27:14He is here for the charge of Charles.
27:18Come on.
27:21Our event happened in the event.
27:24Charles was hosting the event in the office of Netflix.
27:28Brilliant host Charles.
27:34I would like to tell you something about yourself.
27:37Tell you something about yourself.
27:38And then what are your delicious things.
27:40So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:44Yes.
27:44So, Archan and Madam, the same thing.
27:46I love you.
27:49So, my name is Charles Rao.
27:51I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
27:54So, we are the India's first National Association for the Blind India,
27:58which works from the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:03And what do I tell you?
28:04I am not born blind.
28:06From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:09When someone asked me,
28:11When did you do comedy?
28:13I said,
28:13When I was born, it was comedy.
28:16And I would like to tell you something.
28:18I am for you.
28:20Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:23Today, I had to come to the show
28:23to come up and sit on the floor for the street.
28:27Was a person who walked in his face and walked away like me.
28:32I walked away and walked away.
28:35There did not say anything.
28:35I said, okay, okay and walked away.
28:40And I walked away.
28:40I left him and went away.
28:42disappear oh yeah who has a kissy or a
28:44parka kahi or like it should be a
28:46blast me with a pata chala my platform
28:48number x2-2-se-eki chal rata
28:50okay look sympathy look at the
28:52chakkar mein mujhe wahi guma tereg
28:54yes so that story says
28:56kia apagar life mein kabhi kisi ko
28:57sympathy rakhna chate ho toh puri
28:58empathy ke saath rakhye ga aur
29:00aise he nahi ke bas mujhe kuch
29:02karna hai kisi ko chod na hai
29:05chalz bai ek podcast karna
29:07aapka saath
29:08kisai zarur sir
29:09no apne interview ke liha hai ke
29:11lokaline pakad nao kapil sir i have
29:13brought something which is made by
29:15my hand my friend braful
29:19so he's here beautiful thank you
29:21brother maare pas bhi aapke liye gift
29:23hai to charles aapitna piaare
29:25aur aapke liye go ibebo ki
29:28taraf se aapko ye milta hai ek
29:29foreign ka trip bali ka aapure
29:32parivaaz samich jaiye whom kei
29:33so proud of you sir and thank you
29:35so proud of you sir and thank you
29:36so proud of you sir and thank you
29:37so proud of you sir and thank you
29:38chalz ke liye nore dar tali ho jai hai
29:42samay aur ranveer yaha pe maujud hai
29:45ab bulate hai ek aise stand-up
29:47komedian ko
29:47joh hum sab ke senior hai
29:49aur honne indian television pe
29:51laughter challenge ka pahla season
29:52apne naam kiya
29:53aurne jita
29:54tab se woh hum sabko
29:55entertain kar rahe hai
29:56please welcome mr sunil paal
30:10sunil paal
30:12welcome welcome
30:37sunil paal
30:38sunil paal
30:41comedy ka lal
30:42aur samay ka uh-rated ka
30:44ka antakwadi bolte hai
30:45happy
30:46terzi
30:47coch bichar
30:50ap pest 빠른
30:52sir in girl
30:52rain
30:52se
30:53I don't want to kill him, but I don't want to kill him.
30:58He's my love.
31:02Kabil, if you kill him with his head, it was good.
31:07But those who kill him, he won't be able to kill him.
31:13The one who doesn't understand, he doesn't understand.
31:17And the one who doesn't understand, he doesn't understand.
31:19He doesn't understand, he doesn't understand.
31:22What can you tell, Kabil?
31:24You have to have to watch this time.
31:29What's the matter?
31:31One second.
31:32I've done so much love with you.
31:34I mean, they have so many difficulties.
31:36I don't want to kill a grenade.
31:40I don't want to perform any other difficulties.
31:44I don't want to perform any other difficulties.
31:46I don't want to talk to you.
31:47It's just one thing.
31:49Why don't you brush them?
31:51Why don't you brush them?
31:57The time of brushing is over.
32:03I've come here to polish them.
32:05So now I'm going to polish them?
32:08Yes.
32:08I love this song.
32:09I love this song.
32:14But Sunil Pahai, you have forgive them or not?
32:17Because this is a lot of love you generally.
32:19I request.
32:20I don't do anything.
32:21But I want to ask Sunil, what have you done?
32:23I would say that if you have a good idea, remember to be a good guy.
32:28And if you have a good idea, you only have a good guy.
32:32The only thing about the good guys, I learned anything from the good guys,
32:37I learned from Sunil Paal's videos.
32:43They never gave you a good guy.
32:45No, I didn't. I learned from their comments.
32:50He thought that he did these comments.
32:54Sunil Paal's videos, I genuinely like one number from 10.
33:03Thank you very much.
33:05Thank you very much.
33:05Thank you very much.
33:06Thank you very much.
33:07Thank you very much.
33:07Thank you very much.
33:07Thank you very much.
33:08Thank you very much.
33:21Thank you very much.
33:34Thank you very much.
33:38You are still in attack mode.
33:43No, no, no.
33:45Love you.
34:04That day you came to my film's premiere at Chapel.
34:07What was your strategy after that?
34:09What is that?
34:11I thought that one of the big people will come.
34:16I don't think I am so handsome, I don't think I am so big.
34:19What are you doing, sir?
34:23I thought that I would do something like that.
34:25I would be different.
34:27Seriously?
34:27Yes.
34:28I thought that maybe you are watching somewhere.
34:31If you are watching somewhere, you will see that you are going to light.
34:32You are going to go there.
34:34Really?
34:35Yes.
34:36We are going to go in a chapel.
34:37We are going to go there.
34:52Sir, they have told us so much.
34:57My mother will be happy here.
35:01I remember when we came to a laughter challenge.
35:04Sunil,
35:05he was a legendary comedian of Pakistan.
35:07Manolah Khan.
35:07He said something.
35:09There is competition.
35:11The film star, the heroine,
35:13that he would wear this,
35:14I would wear this.
35:14What is it for?
35:15You are also laughing.
35:16You are also laughing.
35:17We are also laughing at the world.
35:18You are taking a lot of muskrat.
35:20You are taking a lot of laughter.
35:22There is no difference.
35:24But the thing you are doing is a noble work.
35:30Sunil,
35:31I am just requesting that I have never done such a thing.
35:37Now,
35:37I have downloaded it.
35:41As a comedian,
35:42genuinely,
35:43I feel very bad.
35:45When we are angry,
35:46when comedians are angry,
35:47the whole world is attacking us.
35:49The media,
35:49everyone comes in.
35:51There is one time
35:51when we expect
35:52that our industry
35:53will support us.
35:55So,
35:55then,
35:56then,
35:58it feels bad.
36:00It feels bad.
36:04Now,
36:05we are working
36:05and we have a debate
36:07in this world.
36:07Yes.
36:08Debate?
36:09What should happen in comedy?
36:10What should happen in comedy?
36:10This is the debate.
36:11Very good.
36:12Done, sir. Let's go.
36:29Welcome to Jix News Debate.
36:32Oh!
36:35Now, tonight,
36:36in the debate.
36:39Debate in the tonight.
36:44Here,
36:44you have to say.
36:46What do you say?
36:47It doesn't matter.
36:48Just say.
36:48Noise pollution has to be there.
36:51Oh!
36:52Come on.
36:58Let me introduce.
37:03My hands are sitting on my hands.
37:07Donors,
37:08one mother.
37:09One mother.
37:09Ha!
37:10Ha!
37:10Ha!
37:12Ha!
37:12Ha!
37:14Ha!
37:15Ha!
37:15Ha!
37:15Ha!
37:15Ha!
37:16Ha!
37:16Ha!
37:16Ha!
37:16Ha!
37:17Ha!
37:18Ha!
37:19Ha!
37:20Ha!
37:20Ha!
37:22Ha!
37:26Ha!
37:39Let's concentrate on the defense.
37:42Relax, relax.
37:47What's your name, brother?
37:50What's your name?
37:53Look, I can't get my real name for the security reason,
37:57but my social media name is Bihsi Dhrinda.
38:01Bihsi Dhrinda?
38:02I go to a different place and talk about this.
38:04My name is Bihsi Union.
38:06Where have you been from Bihsi Dhrinda?
38:11You don't believe me.
38:12I've been talking about Bihsi Dhrinda.
38:15I've been talking about Bihsi Dhrinda.
38:17I've been talking about Bihsi Dhrinda.
38:18And my wife, I'm a man.
38:21I'm a man.
38:23And I said to you,
38:26I'm the man who's alone.
38:27I was the man who's alone.
38:28I said,
38:28I'm the man who's alone.
38:29I'm the man who's alone.
38:31So, I've been doing this.
38:33So, we're starting the debate today.
38:35First of all, we have to know what is comedy.
38:38In some shows,
38:40the girls are being the girls.
38:41So, do you wear the clothes?
38:44I want to know that.
38:46Excuse me,
38:47I want to know that.
38:49Excuse me.
38:50Excuse me.
38:51Now,
38:52we can avoid this topic.
38:55No, we cannot.
38:56Sorry.
38:57No.
38:57No.
38:59No.
38:59No.
39:00No.
39:01No.
39:02No.
39:02No.
39:03Come on.
39:13No.
39:14This is a simple thing.
39:20Please, can you shut up?
39:21Uncle, uncle.
39:22Uncle labi Tari maa.
39:26Look here,
39:28I'm gonna answer this.
39:29Just like that,
39:31there's no gender of her.
39:33That girl has no gender.
39:34her side can become a objektivist,
39:35get an generator,
39:38find anything.
39:39a kind girl
39:40is an injured canvas,
39:43he can become something.
39:50You've said a lot of great things.
39:52Or I was going to say directly that I'm going to make money for money.
39:58Don't think about it, don't think about it last time.
40:00I love your mouth.
40:03I'm sorry to say.
40:05I'm saying to upload your mouth on YouTube,
40:08and then delete it.
40:12Let me add, let me add.
40:13Can you just shut up, please?
40:14Two minutes, two minutes.
40:16Can we just listen to me?
40:18Yes.
40:20Suneel Pal 3rc said that he has
40:23the relationship of a guy who has a new girlfriend.
40:26Sunil Pal 3rd Henry,
40:29Does that say they changed you again?
40:30If you say these questions,
40:32I'd be like I'd come from Na rip.
40:33And Na rip is Santra country.
40:36Melted bullying me to him.
40:42But not sitting in Na rip.
40:47We have a lot of panic here.
41:18Mr. Darbeer, what do you think?
41:20Mr. Darbeer, how?
41:21Mr. Darbeer, what do you think?
41:22Mr. Darbeer, how do you speak about it?
41:24Mr. Darbeer, what do you think about it?
41:34Mr. Darbeer, How has that !
41:37Mr. Darbeer
41:37Mr. Darbeer, what do we think about it Jurassic Park?
41:49I support it. I'm a genius in my mindset. So I'm fluid.
41:55I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius. I'm a genius.
42:02Like a genius, I'm a genius.
42:05Okay, you tell me, what do you say?
42:12You're a genius.
42:14You're a genius.
42:15You're a genius.
42:15You're a genius.
42:17You're a genius.
42:18No, I'm a genius.
42:25Sir, I feel like a girl is a genius.
42:31People just see that they're a genius,
42:34but they don't see it behind them.
42:36Like now, Kikusar and Krishnaji,
42:38they've spent 35 minutes in becoming a girl.
42:42Archanaji has spent half an hour, right?
42:56So once upon a time, Victor said,
43:01laughter, I don't know who,
43:04but he just said that and I heard it.
43:07Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:13I don't care what Victor said,
43:15but what I am so to say, I care.
43:18I say,
43:19comedy is a little bit,
43:21what is the truth?
43:22I also think that it's a little bit,
43:24and it's a little bit,
43:25it's a little bit,
43:26and it's a little bit.
43:28Laughter.
43:29If someone's a little bit,
43:31I'll enjoy it.
43:32Laughter.
43:34For example, this is a little bit.
43:38Laughter.
43:41Laughter.
43:41Laughter.
43:41Laughter.
43:41Laughter.
43:44What is that?
43:45Tell me.
43:52I get it.
43:57I get it.
43:58I get this.
43:59But I have to confess one thing,
44:01the little, little, little,
44:02naughty, naughty, naughty,
44:03naughty, naughty.
44:03This is the wordplay I have taught.
44:05I have taught my Suneel Paal.
44:07I respect that.
44:08In their wordplay,
44:10the class of their wordplay,
44:13I have seen this from an airport.
44:16I have seen this from an airport.
44:17I have seen this from a man.
44:17Some people are saying that
44:17Suneel Gao Haskar,
44:19tell me why it's not the same.
44:22Oh, my uncle, uncle, uncle.
44:23He said that he didn't say that.
44:26Laughter.
44:26That's when sometimes happens,
44:27it happens.
44:28In the state of flight,
44:29everyone doesn't sleep at night,
44:31so I don't.
44:34Laughter.
44:36I have a personal question.
44:39As you said,
44:40comedy car lal sunil pal so aapne si kounsi comedy key comedy car lal ho gaya
44:49what do you say
44:58bhai dekhiye mein toh yekehna chata ho bhaiya joe com edhi hai woi comedy
45:05die
45:06bus
45:07Jatata
45:14send
45:18jatt
45:20ni
45:20ya
45:23to
45:25Let me move on to the next topic.
45:27Dada ji nai perosan ko peechis se pakda.
45:30Chini churaate huye.
45:32Dekha, bat ghoom gai.
45:33Toh kya pause lekar bat ghoomanay ka art hai comedy?
45:37It's wrong, I'll ask you.
45:38Art, art ka da, I don't know.
45:39Lekin fart me bada comedy hai.
45:44Manei dekha, Sunil ji, aapne object kiya tha
45:46fart wali comedy ke upar.
45:49What's wrong with it?
45:50Gas pass hori hai?
45:51It's fart!
45:52It's fart!
45:53What's the problem?
45:54It's a natural possessed force!
45:59I want to tell you something.
46:02Koi bhi aadmi,
46:04aapne maa ke peet se criminal nahi hota.
46:07I'll tell you a story about Ramesh and Suresh two brothers.
46:11Ramesh ne police join ki,
46:13Suresh ne aaparad jagad ki dunya mein peher rakhha.
46:16Donio ke paas pistoll.
46:17Lekin Ramesh ki hizzet hoti, kyun?
46:19Kyunki sne sahi raastah chuna.
46:20He was in the police.
46:22Same vayse hi,
46:23Fart or Dekar,
46:24Ek hi maa ke beethe hai.
46:27Lekin fart ki hizzet is liye nahi,
46:29Kyunki usnein galat raastah chuna.
46:36Can I move to the next topic?
46:37Yes, yes.
46:39Next topic is,
46:49Why?
46:51Look at this.
46:52Why?
46:53Because they don't have voice.
46:56Why?
46:59Aap kehaan se baat kar rahi?
47:00Why we do that?
47:05Aap kehaan se baat numaran hi haa,
47:10I don't see a thing.
47:10Gadi,
47:11Cheetie hathi kake kazi kar isti mal kiu kiya jata?
47:14I don't even know about dogs.
47:16We've got dogs in a joke.
47:18We've got dogs in a joke.
47:18They've got dogs for so many years.
47:22Without their figures,
47:23we're going to make a joke.
47:26If a dog asks a dog,
47:28I'm telling you,
47:29we won't give more dogs.
47:33I agree.
47:36But you say that I can give two dogs.
47:38I can give three dogs.
47:40Who's the third?
47:40Who's the third?
47:41This one.
47:44One.
47:45Two.
47:46Three.
47:50Two yellow dogs.
47:52I have three dogs.
47:54This is an airport.
47:56It's about 800.
47:56Why?
47:59The dog says,
48:00the dog says,
48:00the dog says,
48:00the dog says,
48:01The dog says,
48:01the dog says,
48:07the dog says,
48:07the dog says,
48:07the dog says,
48:08yes,
48:09No,
48:10I can tell you something.
48:20What,
48:21the dog says,
48:23Yes,
48:26I can't tell you.
48:28You should talk about a dog.
48:33The nation wants to know.
48:35Give me a question.
48:37Oh my God.
48:46I want to believe that the one who hears the old man,
48:48the old man is getting the old man.
48:54So what should someone else have to do with the old man?
48:57What should someone else have to do with the old man?
49:00No problem.
49:03Come here.
49:04You'll tell me something on this.
49:06Sir, I think it depends on how far the old man is.
49:13If he is standing in the past,
49:16he should not speak.
49:17But if he is far,
49:20he can speak and run.
49:22And then if you don't speak the old man,
49:25he doesn't speak.
49:25And if you speak the old man,
49:27he will have a lot of fun.
49:29This is good.
49:30Give me a second.
49:38This guy is so good.
49:44I want to ask you something.
49:46Your head is like a cycle.
49:48Why are you talking to me?
49:51This is an example that I am giving.
49:52Okay.
49:53I am being called him,
49:55I am giving him a cycle.
49:56You are like a big boy.
49:59You are like a baby.
50:00You are like an athlete.
50:02You are like the one.
50:03This is an example.
50:04The example.
50:05You are like a bag of bed.
50:07You are like a beach.
50:07So all these examples.
50:09You are like this.
50:10You are like this.
50:11Is that comedy?
50:40is this the news
50:54oh my god
50:56tell me is this the public
50:59is this the public
51:00is this the public
51:02is this the public
51:08is this the public
51:11is this the public
51:14the public
51:20is this the public
52:07is this the public
52:09is this the public
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