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Good Girl Bad Girl
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00:00:15The sun is sinking down
00:00:20You watch it crunching to the ground
00:00:25The mysteries of the night
00:00:32Engulf your soul and make you bright
00:00:37And the night time is your friend
00:00:42And we'll feed you to the fair end
00:00:47The pain inside your head
00:00:52It swells your brain, it changes you
00:00:57You paint your teeth under red
00:01:02There's something strange inside of you
00:01:07And the night time is your friend
00:01:10And the night time is your friend
00:01:18And the night time is your friend
00:01:20And the night time is your friend
00:01:36And the night time is your friend
00:01:38And the night time is your friend
00:01:52And we'll feed you till the fair end
00:01:56The pain inside your head
00:02:02It swells your brain, it changes you
00:02:05Welcome to Pandora's, a world of erotic dancers
00:02:11Of course, most people call us strippers
00:02:19That's me
00:02:20I'm Terry
00:02:22Terry's my real name
00:02:25You know, when I got this job
00:02:27Nobody told me
00:02:28It's dangerous to use your real name
00:02:33So what's a nice girl like me
00:02:35Doing in a place like this
00:02:37I must have heard that a million times
00:02:41And you know what I say
00:02:43What makes you think
00:02:45I'm a nice girl
00:02:52People think strippers are in the sex business
00:02:54I like to think of myself as being
00:02:57In the thought-provoking business
00:03:02I dance to provoke thought
00:03:08I wonder what thought this provokes
00:03:15Does this stimulate good thoughts?
00:03:21How about this?
00:03:33Any thoughts now?
00:03:37Still thinking?
00:03:41Yeah
00:03:42This thought-provoking business
00:03:45Is really about fantasy
00:03:51Completely safe
00:03:54And it would have stayed safe
00:03:56Had I stuck to my original plan
00:03:59But
00:04:01I got mixed up with
00:04:03Two customers
00:04:04Nolan and Cheo
00:04:06And that's when
00:04:07I had to start improvising
00:04:11Of course, that doesn't tell the whole story
00:04:14If you want to know the whole story
00:04:15I guess
00:04:16I have to say
00:04:18It started when I wrote
00:04:19A movie script called Space Pirates
00:04:21And I took this acting class
00:04:25Actors
00:04:27They like to be looked at, too
00:04:29Yep
00:04:31That's where it all started
00:04:34Acting class
00:04:46Late, Rich
00:04:47I had to run some tests at the lab
00:04:49Pat, I don't think I'm ready for this
00:04:51Look, pal
00:04:52I got a few details I'm going to attend to, alright?
00:04:54Just loosen up, champ, okay?
00:04:55Loosen up
00:05:08Come in, Mindanao
00:05:09Can you read me, Mindanao?
00:05:11Oh!
00:05:12Looks like your boy's at it again
00:05:13He's not my boy
00:05:15Not anymore, thank God
00:05:17Alright, come on
00:05:18First scene up
00:05:19Pat, Richard
00:05:20Take your places
00:05:25Alright, and
00:05:28Action!
00:05:29You dirty Vicky, huh?
00:05:30Did you?
00:05:30Did you dirty my wife?
00:05:31You did!
00:05:32You dirty my wife, didn't you?
00:05:34Cut, cut, wait a second
00:05:35It doesn't say dirty
00:05:37It says fuck
00:05:38Fuck
00:05:39I can't say that word
00:05:40It's a line in the script
00:05:42I'm not allowed to say the F word
00:05:46What do you mean you're not allowed to say the F word?
00:05:49I give you permission
00:05:50It's against my religion
00:05:52What religion are you?
00:05:54First Holiness Church of the Superior Faith
00:05:55No problem, this guy's a Catholic
00:05:59It's coming out of my mouth
00:06:00Richard, why did you pick this scene?
00:06:03I want it to be tough
00:06:04It can't
00:06:06I want it to be a stretch
00:06:08It would have been a stretch
00:06:09Had you actually said the word
00:06:10Now come on, Rich
00:06:11Say it with me
00:06:13Fuck
00:06:14Come on, it won't kill you
00:06:15Just say the F
00:06:18Fuck
00:06:19Fuck
00:06:22Fuck
00:06:22Fuck, fuck, fuck
00:06:23It's the devil's word
00:06:24Richard
00:06:25Don't tempt him, Nick
00:06:26Don't tempt him
00:06:27Alright, alright
00:06:28Give me a word you can say
00:06:30Fornicate
00:06:31Bang
00:06:31Screw
00:06:32Bork
00:06:33Slap
00:06:34Plow
00:06:35Dude
00:06:35Bang
00:06:36Bop
00:06:36Hold
00:06:36Mumble
00:06:37Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:06:38One, two, three
00:06:40I can say
00:06:43Diddle
00:06:45Diddle
00:06:47You can say diddle
00:06:48Yes
00:06:49I can say diddle
00:06:50Go with diddle
00:06:52Diddle's fine
00:06:52Go with the diddle
00:06:53Alright
00:06:55Places
00:06:55And
00:06:59Action
00:07:01You diddle my wife's fault
00:07:02Did you, did you diddle me
00:07:04He's laughing at you
00:07:05He's laughing at you
00:07:05Now come on, get through to him
00:07:06Get tough
00:07:07Did you diddle my
00:07:08Did you diddle my wife
00:07:10Fornic
00:07:10Did you diddle my wife
00:07:12He's not paying attention to you
00:07:14Grab him
00:07:14Are you gonna let him laugh at you
00:07:16You fucking boss
00:07:17You fucking boss
00:07:18I thought you did
00:07:18Diddle my wife
00:07:20Oh, crud
00:07:23I'm sorry
00:07:25Felt pretty good, didn't it, Rich?
00:07:27Alright, next scene
00:07:29Come on, come on
00:07:30Let's make some magic, people
00:07:31Places
00:07:32Take the camera, Pat
00:07:36Alright, now
00:07:38Roll camera
00:07:39Roll it
00:07:39Alright
00:07:40And
00:07:41Quiet
00:07:44Concentration
00:07:45And
00:07:48Stormy, what are you doing?
00:07:51Playing the scene?
00:07:53No, no
00:07:54I mean with the knitting needles
00:07:55Oh, well, like I'm an old person
00:07:57You know
00:07:58Old people knit
00:07:59Your daughter's about to kill herself
00:08:01And you're gonna knit her a sweater?
00:08:02Well, I thought
00:08:04It seems like she's old, you know
00:08:06Lose the knitting needles
00:08:09Alright
00:08:09Now, what's your objective?
00:08:12To be an actress?
00:08:16No
00:08:16No, not your life's goal
00:08:18For the character
00:08:19For the scene
00:08:20Well, I don't know
00:08:21Terry picked the scene
00:08:22Your daughter's about to kill herself
00:08:24The gun is in that room
00:08:26If she gets past you
00:08:27And into that room
00:08:28She's dead
00:08:29Now, your objective
00:08:30Is to keep her out of that room
00:08:32Right?
00:08:33Right
00:08:34Action
00:08:36You can't do this to me
00:08:38It doesn't have anything to do
00:08:39With you
00:08:39No, you can't
00:08:41I need you
00:08:42I don't care
00:08:43It's my life
00:08:43I can do what I want
00:08:44No, you can't
00:08:46I need me
00:08:47Come on
00:08:52Watch out for the light
00:09:00Stormy, are you all right?
00:09:03Are you all right?
00:09:05Are you all right?
00:09:06Oh, shit
00:09:06Oh, my God
00:09:08Terry
00:09:09Terry, are you all right?
00:09:11Oh, shit
00:09:13Oh, man
00:09:14She's out
00:09:15She's out like a mackerel
00:09:21Are you okay?
00:09:23Okay
00:09:23Okay
00:09:26Where am I?
00:09:28You're on your way to an Oscar, babe
00:09:29Woo, that was powerful
00:09:31Sounded like a damn bowling alley in here
00:09:33Are you gonna be all right?
00:09:34I mean, do you have a headache or what?
00:09:37Nick, I don't want to be an acting class actor all my life
00:09:40It's life on hell
00:09:42It's hell on life
00:09:43It is a bitch
00:09:44It is a dog's life
00:09:45I will not do it for any amount of money
00:09:47No way again
00:09:48I will not do it for any time
00:10:39I will not do it for any amount of money
00:12:53We have to make it happen.
00:12:58I don't want to be untapped potential all my life.
00:13:02I'll tap your potential.
00:13:04Ta-da!
00:13:04For me?
00:13:07For me?
00:13:16A gun?
00:13:18Gee, Nick, it really picks us a light.
00:13:23Sparkles just like a diamond.
00:13:25As soon as we make the movie, and it makes money, I'll buy you a fucking ring. I'll buy you
00:13:31a big one.
00:13:31And if it doesn't make money?
00:13:33No ring, baby.
00:13:40I'll take out a loan.
00:13:44A big loan.
00:14:04I don't know.
00:14:09Annette!
00:14:11Annette!
00:14:16Annette!
00:14:18Christ almighty.
00:14:21Pat, it's 3 a.m.
00:14:23I'm gonna talk to you, Annette.
00:14:24You're a wasted.
00:14:26No, I'm not. Swear to God.
00:14:29I need you. I want you back.
00:14:31Don't make me puke.
00:14:33You jumped on every skirt that came along.
00:14:35But my sister-in-law, Pat, you had to screw my sister-in-law.
00:14:40Hold on. That happened like a week before she even married your brother.
00:14:43I should've shot you for that when you and that little bitch.
00:14:45I've changed now.
00:14:47There's nothing you can say I haven't heard a billion times before.
00:14:51How about, I love you.
00:14:53I want you to marry me.
00:14:54Marry you? Marry you?
00:14:57You skull-sucking son of a bitch!
00:14:59Remember the wedding dress I made and the church be rented?
00:15:03Dan, you said you couldn't ruin my life because you loved me too much to marry me.
00:15:10Remember that?
00:15:11Dan, it's different now. I need you.
00:15:13It doesn't work anymore, Pat.
00:15:15Believe me, I've changed. I'm more mature now.
00:15:21Get up!
00:15:23Oh, I love when you're rough.
00:15:25Don't bother me again!
00:15:27Jesus Christ, Annette, give me a break, will ya?
00:15:29Just take me back!
00:15:30Meow!
00:15:33Annette!
00:15:34You better take me back or I'm gonna kill your goddamn cat!
00:15:39Meow!
00:15:40Meow!
00:15:42I'll stuff them through the people!
00:15:44Poopsy!
00:15:45Baby!
00:15:46Come on.
00:15:52Water!
00:16:06Put your feet down!
00:16:11Oh man!
00:16:12Oh!
00:16:15That's a nice piece of wood!
00:16:15That was so beautiful!
00:16:32Nick, I gotta tell you, babe, I really dig your script.
00:16:36Space pirates, great pirates, whoa!
00:16:40Hey, Vicky! Vicky! Vicky, call 911, call 911, the desk is on fire, hurry!
00:16:44Ow! Vicky! Vicky! Vicky! Wow! Oh, wow, I gotta be careful!
00:16:54Here, here! Wow!
00:17:01This desk is macramed by Hopi Indians from Cornhusks.
00:17:05It's natural, but it's very flammable.
00:17:08Uh, Mr. Welp, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
00:17:12Fire away, Nick.
00:17:14What did you do before you became a film producer?
00:17:17I was a home builder in Minneapolis. Yep, damn good training.
00:17:20Supplied me with an abundance of a producer's most valuable skill.
00:17:24Supervising the creation of a film?
00:17:25Wow, hiring subcontractors.
00:17:28Yeah, yeah, a few years ago I saw close encounters of a third kind.
00:17:33Ha! Affected me so much I left my wife and kids, moved to L.A.
00:17:37Outer space man. Can you dig it?
00:17:41Ha, ha, ha.
00:17:42Should have been an astronaut.
00:17:44Are you kidding?
00:17:45You have to pass a test.
00:18:04Holy Christ, they broke the damn site clean-off!
00:18:08What is wrong with you?
00:18:10Those bastards wouldn't let me take my ball on a plane.
00:18:12Ugh, bummer, dude.
00:18:14Then they show the world's all-time stupidest movie.
00:18:18Ishtar.
00:18:18Bambi!
00:18:20It's a classic!
00:18:21Deers that can talk? That's total Disney propaganda.
00:18:24It's a movie for kids, Nick.
00:18:26The Russians start with kids too, baby.
00:18:29I think this is a little different.
00:18:30Not when those kids grow up to be judges and congressmen.
00:18:34All they know is Disney propaganda.
00:18:37Walt Disney was a genius.
00:18:38Walt Disney was a mama's boy.
00:18:43Are you happy with the deal?
00:18:45The deal's off.
00:18:47The deal's off?
00:18:49They won't let me direct and you can't play the space queen.
00:18:53I thought they loved the script.
00:18:56Catch-22. No experience, no TVQ.
00:19:16If I could just get the money.
00:19:19If I could just get the money.
00:19:43The sun's sinking down
00:19:48You watch it crunching to the ground
00:19:54The mysteries of the night
00:20:00Engulf your soul and make you right
00:20:05And at night time is your friend
00:20:10And we'll feed you till the end
00:20:15The pain inside your head
00:20:21Do you mean you'd rather dance
00:20:22Than come and leave with me on my ranch?
00:20:24Do you mean you'd rather dance
00:20:25Do you paint your heads on the red?
00:20:31There's something strange inside of you
00:20:34Sorry!
00:20:35Whoa!
00:20:36Fuck you!
00:20:38Am I good, Red, honey?
00:20:39Trying to see my cock!
00:20:41On this lifetime.
00:20:46Wow, it's the biggest cock I've ever seen
00:20:48My money
00:20:55I ain't no gumball machine
00:20:57I said 20 bucks, not 20 cents
00:21:04She loves you for my body
00:21:14Whoa!
00:21:16Karen!
00:21:17I can't believe you're here
00:21:18What are you doing here?
00:21:21I want to dance
00:21:23You?
00:21:24You want to dance here?
00:21:28Yeah
00:21:28You have to take your clothes off
00:21:31I know
00:21:35Well, you better take yourself a good look around here
00:21:38See what you're getting into
00:21:44No sweat
00:21:48I can do that
00:21:57Piece of cake
00:22:00You'll get used to it
00:22:04Come on
00:22:05Come on
00:22:18Get out there
00:22:21Yahoo!
00:22:22Yahoo!
00:22:23Go Blondie!
00:22:25Hey, baby!
00:22:26Come on over here
00:22:26We've got some people
00:22:28Oh, I wonder what that is going to be
00:22:31I'm on our stage
00:22:32Pandora's version, guys
00:22:35Harry
00:22:39You tell him what you did tonight
00:22:41And I'll bet
00:22:42In the count of ten
00:22:44He'll be screaming at you
00:22:45Well
00:22:47Maybe you won't
00:22:48Good luck
00:22:49Thanks
00:22:53Go on
00:22:54Take your medicine
00:23:04What the hell?
00:23:07I absolutely forbid you to go back there ever again
00:23:12Ever
00:23:13H100%
00:23:15Go soon
00:23:15H100%
00:23:24Listen
00:23:24It's just
00:23:24wellļæ½ļæ½
00:23:24× Hey
00:23:31I have to ho
00:23:34can toss I
00:23:40can't Wait
00:23:41bit
00:24:42I need a dance for you, you're getting a dance.
00:24:45Stella!
00:24:48Stella!
00:24:50Hey, tone it down over there.
00:24:52Guy thinks I jumped in there to get my face pounding.
00:24:55I'll slap you around if you like.
00:24:57Oh, yeah?
00:24:58Yeah.
00:25:00I worked for five bucks in here.
00:25:03Hey!
00:25:05Now run along.
00:25:06Oh, baby, you finally had 20 more bucks.
00:25:08You get slapped three more times.
00:25:14Call me daddy.
00:25:19Oh, daddy.
00:25:21You know what's wrong with her?
00:25:22What?
00:25:22Not a goddamn funny guy.
00:25:25Come here, darling.
00:25:26Now, what would you do if you were the president of the United States of America?
00:25:29Provide housing for the homeless.
00:25:32Wrong answer.
00:25:33Child care for working mothers.
00:25:35Don't talk to her.
00:25:36She's a Democrat.
00:25:38Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
00:25:41I'm a titty dancer.
00:25:43There's an echo ringing.
00:25:45It's understood.
00:25:47You've got what it takes.
00:25:49You're looking good.
00:25:51You can get what you want.
00:25:53But you can't sing the blues.
00:25:55There will be no complaining from you.
00:25:59Because everyone wants what comes to you.
00:26:05Oh, if you only knew.
00:26:07Oh, if you only knew.
00:26:10They say ladies of the night.
00:26:13Ladies of the night.
00:26:15But it's made in the shade.
00:26:17Made in the shade.
00:26:18You always have a free ride.
00:26:21Have a free ride.
00:26:23With that pretty face.
00:26:25With that pretty face.
00:26:26Everyone knows how it goes.
00:26:31The envy of the town can't be down.
00:26:36Oh, if you only knew.
00:26:54Ain't nothing in this world is free.
00:26:58Unless, of course, if you just happen to be.
00:27:02One of those rare and lucky ones.
00:27:06With everyone on your side.
00:27:08And everything too.
00:27:10Including the stars.
00:27:12The sun and the moon.
00:27:15Oh, if you only knew.
00:27:22Oh, if you only knew.
00:27:26Oh, if you only knew.
00:27:34Oh, if you only knew.
00:28:11I told you never to call me here.
00:28:22No one was here.
00:28:25Just kidding.
00:28:26You run on my bike.
00:28:29There's no room with the tattoos and everything.
00:28:35Exquisite torture.
00:28:37That's why I love my job.
00:28:39I get to torture people every day.
00:28:44No touching.
00:28:47No touching.
00:28:49I surrender.
00:28:50Troops in the valley tens of the hills.
00:28:52I say this ain't.
00:28:54Give me your money.
00:28:56All of it.
00:28:57And doors is now closed.
00:28:59Everybody go home.
00:29:01See you tomorrow.
00:29:02Hurry up.
00:29:03All right.
00:29:04We're closed now.
00:29:05Thanks for leaving me campfire.
00:29:08Terry.
00:29:09Terry.
00:29:12Terry.
00:29:13Terry.
00:29:13You missed one.
00:29:15Come back here.
00:29:16I still got my clothes.
00:29:17You wear a 40 regular?
00:29:18I could get you such a deal.
00:29:20Go home.
00:29:21Man, I wish I had one like him.
00:29:24God, is he ripe.
00:29:26What are you talking about?
00:29:27Did you see the way he looks at you?
00:29:29He can hardly keep his tongue in his mouth.
00:29:32Come back, Terry, please.
00:29:34I know he likes me.
00:29:36Girl, that man is in love with you.
00:29:39Listen, you need to work him for the big bucks, you hear?
00:29:44I am talking about lots of money.
00:29:48Big bucks.
00:29:50If you play your cards right, you can retire on a guy like that.
00:30:22Oh, Mr. Nightlinger.
00:30:24You better get me a few more brouhaha's.
00:30:28All the stars aren't swimming around enough for me tonight.
00:30:33Uh-huh.
00:30:34Uh-huh.
00:30:35Pilgrim.
00:30:37By golly, Miss Molly.
00:30:41There's no strawberries in the dark red nomen.
00:30:46Oh, she's here.
00:30:49Remember, you know nothing.
00:30:54How'd you do?
00:30:57I made $1,080.
00:31:00$1,080?
00:31:02Who'd you diddle?
00:31:03I was hustling tonight.
00:31:05I was putting on the charm.
00:31:07I was making it very, very difficult.
00:31:12This is a roadie.
00:31:14God, you're so wired.
00:31:17It's like being on in a play.
00:31:21I thought I was hot.
00:31:25I thought I was hot.
00:31:26I love it when I think I'm hot.
00:31:32What'd you drink?
00:31:34Four-miney racers.
00:31:42It was worth it.
00:31:45Give me that fuck you attitude I need to deal with those assholes.
00:31:51You know, Nick, sometimes you gotta be a bitch to get what you want.
00:31:56Should be no problem for you, sweetheart.
00:31:59Hmm, now let's see.
00:32:01I need $1,080 tonight, just for dancing.
00:32:06I need $2 million for my movie.
00:32:09So that means all I have to do is work.
00:32:15$2,000 more nights.
00:32:17And become an alcoholic.
00:32:19A lot of good actors are alcoholics, darling.
00:32:26Do this girl look like me?
00:32:29It's you.
00:32:31I looked in the mirror.
00:32:35And I didn't know her.
00:32:39I didn't know her.
00:32:39Oh, God!
00:32:42Oh!
00:33:05Tell me daddy, give me a kiss
00:33:08Don't touch her too much or you'll get that
00:33:11I'm a bad boy, ready to destroy. That's right, I'm serious. Yeah, boy. You have to break me or beat
00:33:19me. I'm a good boy, so break me. Not what's wrong with her. You're gonna dip a big at your
00:33:25head, but are they real? Too big, too small, too round. Who cares, cash money, she'll get down.
00:33:43I'm a bad boy, I'll tell you some jokes, I'll show you my cock, and I'll take off your clothes.
00:33:50I'll give you a bath, and I'll put you to bed. I'll give you a kiss, and I'll give you
00:33:55some hands. Be my baby, be my girl. Come with me, and I'll rock your world. Touch me, beat me,
00:34:05burn me, rock me. Come on, baby. Love me, sexy.
00:34:11I'll rock your world. Love me, sexy. I'll rock your world. Love me, sexy. I'll rock your world. Love me,
00:34:20sexy. I'll rock your world. Love me, sexy. I'll rock your world. I hate you! I hate you! I hate
00:34:26you!
00:35:16There's no touching.
00:35:22Honey, I don't care if you're Mr. Toyota himself. I'm not going to your hotel.
00:35:26Sam, let's take a door.
00:35:29So where did you go for this man to give us money?
00:35:35There's no one.
00:35:37Sayonara.
00:35:39Moochie!
00:35:49Oh, Terry! Terry!
00:35:51No one.
00:35:53Hey, have a seat.
00:35:54She's got a boyfriend.
00:35:56I know she's got a boyfriend.
00:35:57Oh, I'll take her part-time anytime.
00:36:00He will send old Rick on a vacation, huh?
00:36:02Yeah.
00:36:03Hey, Nick, want to go to Hawaii for, like, say, three years?
00:36:07When she stays here, I split.
00:36:09Oh, bye.
00:36:11Don't catch anything, Nolan.
00:36:13Don't worry, I'll keep him away from your seat.
00:36:18Terry, Terry.
00:36:19What'd you do before you worked here?
00:36:20A tin charm?
00:36:21Yes, one of those chicken fried steak places.
00:36:24Oh, go.
00:36:25Hey, come sit over here.
00:36:25This leg's already asleep.
00:36:29Terry, Terry.
00:36:31Are you making notes about me?
00:36:32Oh, I want to remember everything about you, baby.
00:36:35You want your wife to find that and punish you.
00:36:38Oh, just tell her somebody's idea of a bad joke.
00:36:42Terry, that's the first rule of marriage.
00:36:44Deny, deny, deny.
00:36:45You know, if you ever decide to fool around, don't tell Nick any.
00:36:51Believe me, he'll come to you and he'll say,
00:36:53I just want to know the truth.
00:36:55Tell me what's going on.
00:36:56Whatever it is, it'll be all right.
00:36:58Don't tell him anything.
00:37:00Why are you looking at me like that?
00:37:02Why did you marry her if you can't tell her the truth?
00:37:05She used to be hot stuff.
00:37:07Very religious.
00:37:09I thought she was my ticket to heaven.
00:37:10Now she's old.
00:37:12Older religious.
00:37:13How old is she?
00:37:1437.
00:37:16It's the same age as you.
00:37:17Oh, yeah, but for a woman, that's all.
00:37:21Guy, it's sexier as he gets older.
00:37:23More distinguished.
00:37:25You can't help it, can you, Nolan?
00:37:26There's her photograph.
00:37:29She's beautiful.
00:37:31Yeah, you know what they say.
00:37:32For every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of poker.
00:37:39Nolan, do you ever have fantasies about being a movie producer?
00:37:43I have fantasies about you, baby.
00:37:49Why don't we go someplace where we can be alone?
00:37:52Hey, want to say hi to my wife?
00:37:53Nolan!
00:37:55Hi, honey.
00:37:57You want to go see the rockets?
00:37:58You know I hate basketball.
00:38:01Oh, yeah, well, you don't mind if I take John Paul Sartre, do you?
00:38:06Who's John Paul Sartre?
00:38:07If they're not in the Bible, she doesn't know who they are.
00:38:10Yeah, the kid that sent us the Christmas card.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:13Ah, I'll tell him to sit high, sure.
00:38:15Bye.
00:38:19Faith Pirates.
00:38:21What?
00:38:21It's a title to my movie.
00:38:23Oh, very nice, very nice.
00:38:24Come here, you.
00:38:25Nolan, I'm serious about this.
00:38:27Yeah, sure.
00:38:27I know, I know, I know.
00:38:29Nolan.
00:38:29Oh, baby, come here.
00:38:30I've been waiting so long.
00:38:32Oh.
00:38:33Well, let's get started.
00:38:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:36Put that back on.
00:38:37What are you doing?
00:38:37I'm not putting it on until we talk about my movie.
00:38:39What if somebody comes by here and they see they call the cops?
00:38:42I get involved?
00:38:42I'm not putting it on until we talk about my movie.
00:38:45I, Terry, I don't know anything about the movie business, but you've got to put your clothes on.
00:38:48You're going to have to put it off.
00:38:49No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:50Wait, wait, listen.
00:38:51Listen.
00:38:52All right, we'll talk about the movie.
00:38:54Just put it on.
00:38:55Come on, come on.
00:38:58Jeez.
00:38:59Hey, you want to be a movie producer?
00:39:01Fine.
00:39:01You drop Nick and you move into a medical tower penthouse, okay?
00:39:05Nolan, I can't do that.
00:39:06Oh, you're worse than married.
00:39:09What do you see in this guy?
00:39:10He's a nothing.
00:39:12Would you give up your wife for money?
00:39:14Oh, yes.
00:39:15I got it all figured out.
00:39:16The day my son leaves for college, I'll walk right down to the next gate for Hawaii.
00:39:20And I'm not coming back.
00:39:22She can keep it all.
00:39:23The cars, the furniture, the clothes even.
00:39:26I don't care.
00:39:26Your son is four years old.
00:39:29Yeah, but the day he goes, I'm gone.
00:39:32You want to do business, huh?
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:36We'll start with a small transaction and we'll work our way up from there.
00:39:40You.
00:39:41Go on, take it.
00:39:42Take it home and let Nick count it.
00:39:48Is this $3,000?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:55I can't make a movie for $3,000.
00:39:59Terry, it's not for the movie.
00:40:03What are you up for?
00:40:04Anything.
00:40:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:07Ouch.
00:40:08Oh, don't leave a mark.
00:40:09Shut up.
00:40:10Oh.
00:40:14Terry, you're going to cost me my nuts on a divorce settlement.
00:40:19You're not getting a divorce.
00:40:21Oh, my God.
00:40:22Oh, look.
00:40:23Here's an example of a limited partnership offering.
00:40:26Oh, Terry, you're going to get it for this.
00:40:28Oh.
00:40:29One attractive way for investors to enjoy the excitement of motion pictures is the limited partnership offering.
00:40:35Oh, Terry, when I get my heads on you.
00:40:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:45Oh, yeah.
00:40:56Oh, yeah.
00:40:58Oh, yeah.
00:41:07you're up for anything not financial strategies baby I am busy Terry the pool is now closed hi
00:41:17can I dance for you have a seat mama see because there's always something you can do for me
00:41:23oh I wonder what that could be
00:41:31I need fire matches what makes you think that you can give me orders
00:41:45the matches
00:42:11come on baby this ain't no king size
00:42:32do you think I like this abuse you know I can get this kind of shit at home
00:42:36oh it's your money you don't have to like it how does a girl like you get to be a
00:42:43girl like you
00:42:44I'm an actress no shit let me see you act something
00:43:00she's doing Cheryl lad
00:43:04that was pretty good
00:43:07you know it's really a shame that men have to come into a place like this to be themselves
00:43:14yes it's bad oh it's horrible I mean why can't we go into a regulation bar and behave this way
00:43:21bossing around naked women and staring at their boots
00:43:23no no no not that part I mean it's like sitting down with one of them and having a talk
00:43:28with
00:43:28them you know kind of intimate
00:43:32what would you say if I invited you to go someplace with me
00:43:37oh baby I'll see if I can get off early
00:43:40no no no I paid you first
00:43:43I don't take the pace
00:43:44American money
00:43:46I can't I have a boyfriend
00:43:48so how much does he want
00:43:51come on it's in cash all one hundred dollar bills
00:43:53how many hundred dollar bills
00:43:55how many do you want
00:43:56a hundred
00:43:57fifty
00:44:00you don't have five thousand dollars
00:44:15what do you think
00:44:17what did you have in mind
00:44:18when you get off work
00:44:19you check into the lincoln hotel
00:44:21and then you call me at this phone number
00:44:24oh
00:44:28for the room
00:44:30for the room
00:44:44oh
00:44:51oh
00:44:52oh
00:44:53oh
00:44:54oh
00:44:54I'm so sorry
00:44:54come here Chico let me help you out
00:44:56oh
00:44:56oh
00:44:57son of a god I can't believe it
00:44:58get away from me you geek
00:44:59oh
00:44:59I'm sorry
00:45:00oh
00:45:02Terry
00:45:05Terry
00:45:10Terry
00:45:10Terry
00:45:11Terry
00:45:15hey buddy don't come in here I'll kick your ass
00:45:18I'm looking for someone
00:45:19who you looking for and I'll get her
00:45:21I'm looking for Terry I think I saw her coming here
00:45:23Terry
00:45:24Terry don't work here no more sniffing around in here
00:45:26all he wants is a piece of ass
00:45:27I know I saw her come in here okay
00:45:29you stick your head in here one more time
00:45:32and I'll kick you so hard between the legs
00:45:33you'll be picking your balls out of your nose
00:45:35you have the filthiest most vile disgusting mouth I've ever heard
00:45:38I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit in what you think
00:45:57chao
00:45:58hi it's Terry
00:46:00i'm in 1307
00:46:05What did I tell my boyfriend?
00:46:08Just a little white lie.
00:46:12Okay, bye.
00:46:17Are you sure you want to do this?
00:46:19You got any investors, Nick?
00:46:21No.
00:46:22Then what are you prepared to do about it?
00:46:24Show him a prospectus?
00:46:28Terry, what if you didn't see the combination right?
00:46:31Break into it.
00:46:32That'll take time.
00:46:34I'll keep him occupied.
00:46:36What if he gets what he wants before we get what we want?
00:46:39You got a gun, use it.
00:46:41Right, a .25 caliber boot pistol.
00:46:43He's probably got an Uzi or a chainsaw.
00:46:50I'll quit it.
00:46:51Get in there.
00:46:53Hurry up.
00:46:54Now look, do I look okay?
00:46:56I'd pay money.
00:46:58You don't have any money.
00:46:59Love is our money, baby.
00:47:01Ah!
00:47:08Well, here we are.
00:47:27Oh, here.
00:47:30For me?
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:31Go ahead, put it on.
00:47:32In the bathroom.
00:47:33Go ahead, make an entrance.
00:47:42I know you're in there.
00:47:45I can smell you.
00:47:50Oh, my goodness.
00:47:52Oh, my God.
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:03Oh, my God.
00:48:37Oh, man, you look like a goddess.
00:48:40I am a goddess.
00:48:41The goddess in 1307.
00:48:53Come on, Agent.
00:49:06Oh, I'm saving my panties for a special occasion, Chayla.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Don't you want them in there?
00:49:13Don't you want them in there?
00:49:14That's right.
00:49:15It sounds so innocent.
00:49:16Do you know, this is a beautiful watch.
00:49:20Whoa.
00:49:40What are you doing?
00:49:47You're an animal.
00:49:49Don't hold my hand.
00:49:55Hurry up.
00:49:57Get the money.
00:50:00Do it.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:08What's that?
00:50:12What was that?
00:50:15What was that?
00:50:16The air conditioner.
00:50:20Guess again.
00:50:24Freeze!
00:50:26Move away!
00:50:27Fall apart!
00:50:31Freeze!
00:50:33Pull away!
00:50:34Move apart!
00:50:35What's that bike?
00:50:35Okay, okay.
00:50:53Slut.
00:50:54Slut.
00:50:55Actress.
00:50:56Slut actress.
00:50:58Wealthy slut actress.
00:51:00Everything you have, I own half.
00:51:02Everything.
00:51:04We're not married.
00:51:05Well, we're getting married tomorrow.
00:51:07No, we're not.
00:51:08Yes, we are.
00:51:09No, we're not.
00:51:09Yes, we are.
00:51:10No, we're not.
00:51:12Breach of promise.
00:51:13This is my money.
00:51:15Bullshit!
00:51:15Half of it's mine.
00:51:16I risked my life for this.
00:51:17All you did was get a quick lay.
00:51:19Don't sue me.
00:51:20I will.
00:51:21Your Honor, breach of promise.
00:51:24Damages.
00:51:24Punitive damages.
00:51:26Spanker.
00:51:27Bailiff administered a punishment.
00:51:29Oh, please don't spank me.
00:51:31Please.
00:51:32I'll bury him.
00:51:33Do anything, but please don't spank me.
00:51:36That's for you know what.
00:51:38Oh, I was stalling.
00:51:40You were doing it, Terry.
00:51:41You were not supposed to do it.
00:51:43You weren't supposed to take so long.
00:51:47You don't hate me, do you?
00:51:50All right, how was it?
00:51:52Tell the truth.
00:51:52I can take it.
00:51:53I have a high tolerance to pain.
00:51:56It was terrible.
00:51:57It was just awful.
00:52:00Bullshit!
00:52:01You get mad at me.
00:52:02I'm not going to tell you the truth.
00:52:04I shouldn't get mad!
00:52:05No.
00:52:06If you punish people who tell you the truth,
00:52:08then you're rewarded with lies.
00:52:12All right, how was it?
00:52:14Oh, she wept with delight when he gave her a smile
00:52:19and trembled with fear at his brow.
00:52:23You loved it.
00:52:26I pretended to love it, sweetheart.
00:52:29I'm an actress.
00:52:30Well, you never acted so good with me.
00:52:34You think that you could know everything about me
00:52:39and you'd still love me?
00:52:45Right?
00:52:46Right?
00:52:48Nick?
00:52:50Yes.
00:52:53That's sweet.
00:52:58Now, shut up and open the fridge case.
00:53:03Come on, you bastard.
00:53:08It's empty.
00:53:10Empty?
00:53:11That slimy jerk!
00:53:13The wang is off.
00:53:18Here, hold the bag for me.
00:53:21Nick, what are you doing with Nick's in his fridge case?
00:53:23It's probably another fetish.
00:53:25Nick!
00:53:26Nobody's that weird.
00:53:28There was money in there.
00:53:30I saw it.
00:53:31Something's going on.
00:53:33Terry, will you just drop it?
00:53:34It was a lame-brain idea to rob him in the first place.
00:53:38He must have that money somewhere.
00:53:41That kind of cash,
00:53:42he'd probably use it to buy drugs or something.
00:53:44I mean, look at what we risked our lives for.
00:53:47Two snakes and his dirty laundry.
00:53:50Let's go to bed.
00:53:54What are we going to do with Cheo?
00:53:55The maids will free him in the morning.
00:53:58And they don't come after me.
00:54:04Hello?
00:54:05Hello, Annette.
00:54:06I need you to do me a favor.
00:54:09Excuse me.
00:54:09I thought this room was empty.
00:54:16Excuse me.
00:54:17Now, dear, you know you're not supposed to talk to strangers.
00:54:20It's just a little game we play.
00:54:22Come back when it's over.
00:54:26Terry, I don't know about this.
00:54:29I'll make you a movie star.
00:54:30You better.
00:54:34Ever seen one of the movies before?
00:54:40Holy, purple, yeah.
00:54:52You better.
00:54:56Adam?
00:54:56steady.
00:54:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:03You better go.
00:55:08And there's no one in it.
00:55:09Oh honestly, my heart.
00:55:14Cheo, your nuts are going to be mashed potatoes if you don't celebrate you stashed the dinero.
00:55:23Chicas, please, I swear to God, I do not have the money.
00:55:26Hey, I have an idea.
00:55:29Now listen, Cheo, we don't want to hurt you.
00:55:31Good.
00:55:32We want to know the truth.
00:55:33What?
00:55:33What are you doing with those snakes?
00:55:36Aha!
00:55:37Holy frijoles!
00:55:38This ought to make Mr. Cheo Guevara talk.
00:55:43How would you like Mr. Grain Snake to kiss you?
00:55:55Jerry, this just isn't fun anymore.
00:56:06Do that again.
00:56:08And walk by him again.
00:56:16Oh, please.
00:56:18You smell this so sweet.
00:56:21Well, if you like that, Cheo, you are going to love this.
00:56:29Oh, thank you, God.
00:56:33Now come on, Cheo.
00:56:37Tell us what we want to know.
00:56:40Tell us what we want to know.
00:56:42Why the snakes?
00:56:43The panties.
00:56:44Bring them closer.
00:56:45Closer to the face.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47What are they for?
00:56:48To cover your hiney.
00:56:50The snakes!
00:56:52I don't care anymore.
00:56:53I'll tell you anything.
00:56:55My mother, she ain't got no green cut.
00:56:57Please, please.
00:56:58Why are they valuable?
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:00The men give me the money to buy the snakes.
00:57:02What man?
00:57:03What man?
00:57:04Come on.
00:57:04Come on.
00:57:05Talk.
00:57:05All right.
00:57:06All right.
00:57:08They use them for research.
00:57:10Their poison is for some kind of drug.
00:57:15To make the people who have the baldness to grow the hair.
00:57:20That's all I know.
00:57:22I swear, please.
00:57:23I'm only the mule, the middleman.
00:57:25Please.
00:57:25Who are you supposed to deliver them to?
00:57:27I don't know.
00:57:28I was supposed to be at the ice house at 5 in the a.m.
00:57:32But as you know, I missed my appointment.
00:57:36And now they're probably going to kill me.
00:57:43Now what do we do?
00:57:46Find a fire for the snakes.
00:57:48A fire for the snakes?
00:57:49Do you know how much a cure for baldness could be worth?
00:58:05Uh-oh.
00:58:20Baby, how are you doing?
00:58:22Wait till you see this.
00:58:23Hi, Terry.
00:58:24Hi, Dave.
00:58:25My, my.
00:58:26And I thought you were trying to cut down on the kink.
00:58:29Who's a taco?
00:58:30That's not very nice.
00:58:32Oh, you're right.
00:58:34I should treat your torture victim with more respect.
00:58:38Hi, I'm upstairs.
00:58:40I think I know how to unload the snakes.
00:58:42Snakes?
00:58:44Hello, Nolan.
00:58:46I need to see you real bad.
00:58:52No, no more fundraising, I promise.
00:58:56I need your expertise.
00:59:00Bye.
00:59:03Okay, what's going on?
00:59:05Unhook his wrists and I'll explain.
00:59:27Thanks, don't touch it.
00:59:29How about I piss on it?
00:59:47Melody, come in.
01:00:01Where's Nick today?
01:00:03He's giving Hollywood an acting lesson.
01:00:05Gee, that's great, baby.
01:00:06You borrowed an F department so you could see me, huh?
01:00:10Jesus Christ.
01:00:11Cheap thrills?
01:00:12How about some real action, honey?
01:00:14Police business creepers will just back off.
01:00:17Malibu Grand Prix.
01:00:19Is that your beat?
01:00:22Got your beat.
01:00:24What do you think about these snakes?
01:00:27Snakes?
01:00:28Pretty, very pretty.
01:00:29They're used for medical research, aren't they, Nolan?
01:00:32It's something to do with baldness.
01:00:35I, uh, I'm not a snakeologist.
01:00:39What was that?
01:00:40Um, it was Annette's cat.
01:00:42Uh, here, why don't you watch TV?
01:00:44I'll be right back.
01:00:46Annette's cat?
01:00:47And monkeys.
01:00:49And now, Rebecca Day with today's top story.
01:00:51Two extremely rare snakes were stolen from Methodist Hospital.
01:00:55Authorities believe these biologically unique hybrids were taken
01:00:59because their venom is a key element in an experimental drug
01:01:02which reverses hair loss due to male pattern baldness.
01:01:06Although effective when combined with other elements,
01:01:08the snake's venom causes...
01:01:10and now the other is a key element in an extraordinary drug.
01:01:30I mean, I think it's time for another parent to materialism.
01:01:30I mean, I'm going to be very happy in that moment.
01:01:31Yeah, baby, listen, I got to get back to the house
01:01:34before my wife knows I'm gone you know I should get back to the house in case my
01:01:53wife wonders where I am and you weren't even naughty yeah Nolan uh-huh thanks for helping me oh sure
01:02:04glad to do it
01:02:25Dr. Leto you remember me you removed my gallbladder three years ago oh yes yes of course how have you
01:02:33been
01:02:33fine just fine
01:02:37just gets a little excited sometimes
01:02:39oh darling oh no
01:02:54oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:57oh
01:02:58oh
01:03:00oh
01:03:00oh
01:03:06oh
01:03:12oh
01:03:13oh
01:03:15oh
01:03:16oh
01:03:16oh
01:03:17oh
01:03:17oh
01:03:17oh
01:03:22oh
01:03:23my
01:03:23God
01:03:32hey i'm coming take a shot dude what's up spaceman didn't love life my son what that's not a pretty
01:03:42sight
01:03:57looks like y'all are starting to do it it bit me you're gonna be all right it's like this
01:04:04tiny
01:04:06the bite the wound what if it's poisonous listen i'm no snakes and if that one been poisonous you'd
01:04:13be dead by now scott where were you going with those snakes nolan i want 80 percent of the action
01:04:20you're rich i'm broke i owe the irs 650 000 you were gonna fund my movie yeah well i lied
01:04:32tie him to the bed
01:04:36i'm not gonna get on the bed with a guy oh yes you are no i'm not i'm not i'm
01:04:41not gonna get on a bed
01:04:53nolan what were you doing with those snakes yeah nolan where were you gonna hawk a snake
01:04:58talk fast i want your contact's name and number listen why don't we just sell them ourselves i
01:05:03mean we know what they're for all we have to do is just find a company in that field
01:05:07how do you know they won't turn you in he's right we'll be caught in a minute without the
01:05:12right connections hey 80 that's all i want
01:05:25you want this jerk to do what you want him to do take some nasty pictures and send them to
01:05:31his wife
01:05:32huh yeah when i get through with you you're gonna be making movies all right with the rotary club
01:05:42at bismol beach
01:06:01like this one nie
01:06:03holy shit!
01:06:06Who's this?
01:06:08Who's that for me?
01:06:09Your mouth.
01:06:11Get up. Get up. I know you can get a get up better than that.
01:06:15Get up.
01:06:16Another Kodak moment.
01:06:19Last chance, Nolan.
01:06:20Tell us what you know or I send the prints to your wife.
01:06:23Okay, okay.
01:06:2575%.
01:06:27I'll develop these and be back in an hour.
01:06:33Thanks, Cheo, for helping us.
01:06:36Feel free to hop on over to the bathroom.
01:06:41Don't touch me.
01:06:43You think I want to touch you, pendejo?
01:06:46You just stay on your side of the bed, huh?
01:06:48I was here first.
01:06:49What were you doing here?
01:06:53Transcendental meditation.
01:06:56Taken by two chicks, huh?
01:06:58Big man.
01:06:58Oh, yeah, but what about you?
01:07:00Hey, man, some dude had a gun on me, man.
01:07:02Ha, ha, a gun. You probably loved it.
01:07:05Oh, you're gonna get it.
01:07:07Oh, that lucky bitch.
01:07:09Get up.
01:07:09Hey, stop that.
01:07:10Come on, get up, my dad.
01:07:11Stop that. Get up, my dad.
01:07:13Get up.
01:07:16Stop that.
01:07:18I don't want to do that.
01:07:20Hey, stop that.
01:07:21Just stop it and don't do that anymore.
01:07:23Get up, my dad.
01:07:24You're going to break the bed.
01:07:26Stop. Stop.
01:07:27I don't want to break the bed.
01:07:29Stop it.
01:07:30Stop with it.
01:07:35You're choking me.
01:07:37No.
01:07:38Stop it.
01:07:39Oh, you're killing me.
01:07:41Well, you know she loves it.
01:07:43Let's go tell everybody else.
01:07:45Oh, no.
01:07:55Do it look like a burro, man.
01:07:57Ha, ha, ha.
01:07:59Whoa!
01:08:03Come back, there.
01:08:05Come back, there, you're sours.
01:08:07Come back.
01:08:08Come to a burro.
01:08:09Oh, yeah.
01:08:21Coward, huh?
01:08:21Ha, ha, ha.
01:08:22Coward, huh?
01:08:38Yeah, you know, I think that this is the best place to keep the snakes stuck in a way.
01:08:43So...
01:08:44Uh-oh.
01:08:46Chao?
01:08:47Chao, are you all right?
01:08:48Mm-hmm.
01:08:49Is he alive?
01:08:53His heart's beating.
01:08:55Oh, gross.
01:09:08Uh-oh.
01:09:12What's going on?
01:09:14I don't know, but, uh, I'm going to find out.
01:09:19Who are you calling, 911?
01:09:21No.
01:09:23Dynatech Labs.
01:09:27You know, the holy guy from acting class, huh?
01:09:43Jerry, do you know what this is?
01:09:46No.
01:09:47It's a clip.
01:09:48It holds the bullets to your gun.
01:09:50So?
01:09:51Well, the gun's not as effective without bullets.
01:09:54Oh.
01:09:55Um, well, the gun's in my purse in the car.
01:09:58Go put it in there for me, sweetheart.
01:10:03I'm going to tell you.
01:10:04Jerry, is there anything you want to tell me?
01:10:07Because you can tell me, I can take it.
01:10:11Whatever it is, it'll be all right.
01:10:15No, sweetheart.
01:10:16Everything's fine.
01:10:17There's nothing you want to tell me?
01:10:19Maybe some little secret you didn't know how to tell?
01:10:25Well, there might be one little thing.
01:10:33It just looks bad, Nick.
01:10:35I can explain.
01:10:36What the hell?
01:10:51Nolan, the prince are here.
01:10:55You think your wife will like your smiling face in these...
01:11:00What happened to you?
01:11:02What do you mean?
01:11:04You look like...
01:11:06Baby, you're looking pretty good.
01:11:09Hey!
01:11:10What?
01:11:11What's going on?
01:11:15No!
01:11:16No!
01:11:16No!
01:11:16No!
01:11:17No!
01:11:17No!
01:11:17No!
01:11:17Get it off me, man!
01:11:18Get it off me!
01:11:19What the hell's going on?
01:11:22Oh, my God!
01:11:25The snake's venom has altered his entire hormonal system.
01:11:28He's changing into a woman.
01:11:29Yeah, and a pretty ugly one at that.
01:11:31I thought it was just supposed to make you grow hair.
01:11:34Yes, in a more refined form when a smaller dosage.
01:11:38But the raw venom alters the hormones more severely.
01:11:42I don't get it.
01:11:44Women have hormones that, among other things, prevent them from losing their hair.
01:11:49The snake's venom stimulates the body's production of female hormones.
01:11:56Get it?
01:11:57No.
01:11:58Are you just stupid, or what?
01:12:01Oh, God.
01:12:02You mean the only thing that separates us from them is a few hormones?
01:12:06At this rate, he'll be all woman by happy hour.
01:12:09This is a bad omen.
01:12:11I've seen omens before, and this is a very bad one.
01:12:15Well, what do we do?
01:12:16Do you think we should take him to the hospital?
01:12:17You better take that dog to a vet.
01:12:20Ruff! Ruff!
01:12:22It won't do any good.
01:12:24Either the venom wears off, or it doesn't.
01:12:26It depends on your body chemistry.
01:12:28He could be like this forever?
01:12:31Perhaps.
01:12:32Oh, what is happening?
01:12:36My voice.
01:12:37I sound like a sissy.
01:12:40Oh!
01:12:41Oh!
01:12:42I've got tits!
01:12:44Eugh.
01:12:48Oh, thank God.
01:12:50All right, Terry, you've got me.
01:12:53We'll set the deal up.
01:12:54I'll sell the snakes.
01:12:55Just get me to a hospital.
01:12:56Ted!
01:12:57First, we finish the deal.
01:12:59We will.
01:13:00My guy can handle everything.
01:13:01Just get me to a hospital.
01:13:03We can't take him out in public like that.
01:13:06Here, put this on.
01:13:08A dress?
01:13:10Those shoes with that dress?
01:13:13Nothing in a white pump.
01:13:15Come here.
01:13:19Listen, I don't trust him.
01:13:21Why don't we just leave one of the snakes here for insurance?
01:13:25Good idea.
01:13:27Annette, you're going to have to watch Cheo all by yourself.
01:13:32We'll manage.
01:13:35Okay?
01:13:36Come on, let's go.
01:13:37Get up.
01:13:38What is this?
01:13:39Are you blackmailing these men?
01:13:41Now, Richard, you don't know what this is all about.
01:13:44No.
01:13:45But why is he tied up?
01:13:46I tell you, he did.
01:13:48Oh, that?
01:13:48He asked us to.
01:13:50He digs it.
01:13:51Oh, no, I did.
01:13:52Now, I'm the evil one that corrupts the light into darkness.
01:13:55Now, Richard, don't climb up on your cross about this one.
01:13:59He's here.
01:14:01He's in the room.
01:14:02Who?
01:14:03Satan!
01:14:05Come on, Richard.
01:14:11It's the serpent!
01:14:14A little bit of powder
01:14:15And a little bit of paint
01:14:18Can make any woman
01:14:21Look like what she ate
01:14:24Ew, wooey!
01:14:26Hey, gorgeous.
01:14:28How about a quickie?
01:14:30Get fucked.
01:14:32Maybe I will, the way you're advertising it.
01:14:34Nolan, your legs.
01:14:36What about them?
01:14:37You slut!
01:14:38Put your legs together.
01:14:39Ha!
01:14:40Ha ha ha!
01:14:41Perfect!
01:14:41You fell for it.
01:14:43Get out, get out now!
01:14:44I'm not going anywhere.
01:14:44Oh, yes, you are.
01:14:45Get out!
01:14:46Fine.
01:14:47Today, bitch!
01:14:49All right.
01:14:51Now we play by my rules.
01:14:55I've got the snakes.
01:14:56I've got the photographs and the ne-
01:14:59Where are the negatives?
01:15:00I don't have them.
01:15:02Where are they?
01:15:03At Nick's.
01:15:04What?
01:15:05I left them in the dark room.
01:15:08Move!
01:15:10Move!
01:15:24Oh, thank you, God.
01:15:36Hello?
01:15:37Listen to me.
01:15:39Nolan got away.
01:15:40He's got Terry.
01:15:42I'm at the convenience store.
01:15:44I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.
01:15:46What?
01:15:48Sorry, baby.
01:15:49Oh, no.
01:15:50I, I, I, I have to go.
01:15:53We'll, we'll continue this later.
01:15:58Oh, no.
01:16:00Oh, no.
01:16:02Oh, no.
01:16:04Oh, no.
01:16:17Oh, no.
01:16:18They're for police?
01:16:19I'd like to report a crime.
01:16:25Hey, Nick, what if one of these arrows goes wide?
01:16:27You shish kabob one of your neighbors?
01:16:30They die.
01:16:32I want a big, powerful woman.
01:16:34One that can pack a deer out of the woods.
01:16:37Yeah, that is crucial when you shout for a wife, Nick.
01:16:40Excuse me, babe.
01:16:41What's your sign?
01:16:43How much can you carry on your back?
01:16:46Man, I can't believe you told Terry I ratted on her.
01:16:48Oh, screw her.
01:16:50Two can play that game.
01:16:51Yeah, right.
01:16:52Let me explain something to you, Nick.
01:16:53See, Terry's like this magnet, right?
01:16:55She can get laid any time she wants.
01:16:57You, on the other hand.
01:16:59Well, it's going to be a little tough finding just the right Amazon babe on this condom.
01:17:03You know what I mean?
01:17:03You're out of class.
01:17:04I'll manage.
01:17:06Oh, yeah?
01:17:07You remember what it's like?
01:17:08You wake up with this raging hangover.
01:17:11You're in a strange apartment, right?
01:17:12You look down at that harsh early morning light at some chick that doesn't look anything like you remember, right?
01:17:19You try to play it cool.
01:17:20You find your pants, your car keys, maybe your wallet.
01:17:22You stumble out into your car.
01:17:24You drive home feeling like a complete loser.
01:17:26And then it hits you.
01:17:27You know, I risked death for that.
01:17:29You remember how much fun that was?
01:17:31Yeah.
01:17:32How do you handle that?
01:17:35You lie to yourself.
01:17:37You try to forget that your life is a complete pile of shit, that you're a total fuck-up, that
01:17:43you have no real relationship.
01:17:46I'm telling you, man, all the work you put in that relationship with Terry.
01:17:49You're crazy to take a crapshoot on someone God knows what just so you can get halfway to the screwed
01:17:55-up place you barely managed to get with Terry.
01:17:57What's the point?
01:17:58I'll take the crapshoot.
01:18:01Man, I'm talking to a wall here!
01:18:09Which one is it?
01:18:11There.
01:18:12Who's that with a bow?
01:18:13Nick.
01:18:14Oh, Nick.
01:18:15Damn.
01:18:16Nick!
01:18:17That star is gone!
01:18:18Let's go.
01:18:19Let's go.
01:18:19Come on.
01:18:19Terry!
01:18:20I want to talk to you!
01:18:26You idiot!
01:18:27You could have killed me!
01:18:30It's you!
01:18:31You're...
01:18:32You're him!
01:18:34You like this guy?
01:18:37We're here for the negatives.
01:18:38Where are they?
01:18:39You better get lost while I still feel generous.
01:18:43Hold it.
01:18:44God!
01:18:47Stop or I'll shoot.
01:18:50Not without this, you won't.
01:18:52Shit.
01:18:56He squished my movie!
01:19:02Terry?
01:19:03I want you back.
01:19:07Life without you is...
01:19:09Is...
01:19:10Is worse than life with you.
01:19:14What?
01:19:15I mean...
01:19:16Back here!
01:19:17Bubble!
01:19:18I don't want to go on like this.
01:19:20I...
01:19:20I need you.
01:19:21I want to marry you.
01:19:24Get on your knees.
01:19:25Get down on your knees.
01:19:27Please.
01:19:28Please.
01:19:29Please marry me.
01:19:30You want to marry me?
01:19:31Yes!
01:19:32And you'll buy me a ring?
01:19:33Yes!
01:19:34Yes!
01:19:35A great big one?
01:19:36A great big one!
01:19:38Terry, are you alright?
01:19:39We're getting married!
01:19:47No one squished the snake!
01:19:49Who's guarding Cheo?
01:19:50Oh my gosh!
01:19:51It's supposed to be you!
01:19:52Come on!
01:19:53That was for me!
01:19:59Ma'am, are you alright?
01:20:00What?
01:20:01What's wrong?
01:20:04Female problem.
01:20:09Oh!
01:20:13Oh!
01:20:24He was right here!
01:20:26He was a Mexican!
01:20:27and he was tied to the base!
01:20:29Hey, y'all can't come in here without wine.
01:20:31The side!
01:20:35Second?
01:20:37God damn it!
01:20:38Listen, Richard, just because I won't go out with you
01:20:40is no reason for you to pull a stunt like this.
01:20:43This man is a notorious transvestite
01:20:46who's been stealing our lingerie and playing dress-up.
01:20:49Look, pal, you realize making a false report's a crime?
01:20:51Okay, pal, outside!
01:20:54You got to burn in hell!
01:20:55Get your fucking hands off me, you heated bastard!
01:20:59Come on!
01:21:00Put me down!
01:21:01You're gonna run!
01:21:03Come on, Alex!
01:21:04You fucking come on!
01:21:05You fuck!
01:21:06You chicks are nuts!
01:21:09I can't believe Cheo stole the snake.
01:21:15Heck.
01:21:16Sorry, Terry.
01:21:21Annette, our cuffs.
01:21:32We're never gonna get the money for the movie.
01:21:37I still love you, Terry.
01:21:53I wonder what Cheo's gonna do with that money.
01:22:03Bitch, don't step on my dress.
01:22:05It's printed.
01:22:05Suck my dick.
01:22:07Excuse me?
01:22:25Space Pirates, scene four, take nine.
01:22:31Action!
01:22:33Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together in the sight of God to join this woman and...
01:22:39Oh, mama.
01:22:41They're just looking pretty good.
01:22:43You know, I think you're gonna be a big star.
01:22:46Hey, Nick!
01:22:47Cut!
01:22:48I'm sorry, man.
01:22:49Was you rolling?
01:22:49I didn't know.
01:22:50Listen, man.
01:22:51Do you think we could find her apart?
01:22:53Yeah.
01:22:54Great.
01:22:54See you in this, baby.
01:22:55See you in this, Cheo.
01:22:57Oh.
01:22:58What did you do before becoming a big movie producer?
01:23:02Well, I'll tell you, baby.
01:23:06I, uh...
01:23:07Saw reptiles.
01:23:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:23:12Okay, Rich, you were good.
01:23:13I'm not going back to that position if she steps on my dress one more time.
01:23:17This guy in the background, you've got...
01:23:19You're cutting off the top of the...
01:23:21Well, let's pull him back.
01:23:23Let's pull him back.
01:23:24Let's do it.
01:23:25Careful.
01:23:26Ah, now, come on, Woody.
01:23:28Jesus.
01:23:28Hey, Nick, man.
01:23:29Nick, focus right at the Mexicans, all right?
01:23:31I mean, this is my cousin.
01:23:32Okay.
01:23:32Yeah.
01:23:32Cool, man.
01:23:33Yeah, I think so.
01:23:34At least he told me.
01:23:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:23:36Come on, come on, brother.
01:23:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:23:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:24:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:24:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:25:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:25:29ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:25:29ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:25:30ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:25:31ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
01:25:32ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha