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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother Rs
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:00:40You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:08one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:19Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:32me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:53Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:33No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what
00:02:40you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister? I'm
00:03:39not
00:03:40going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes! All right.
00:03:51Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:56She's my best friend's daughter. Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:10Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:15as
00:04:16your home. I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I
00:04:21can be a good father to you too. Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I
00:04:29mean, if you,
00:04:30when it's, why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's going to love you. I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris,
00:04:34come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you. It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave
00:04:57town on a business trip. So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail. How old are you? 17. We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here? I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or- You just had to transfer to
00:05:30my school,
00:05:31huh? What, are you going to use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just
00:05:35make my life
00:05:36miserable? What else did Dad say? He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably
00:05:41try to get along. Does he really have to be this close? Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have
00:05:50a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up
00:06:00girls then runs away. Watch your fucking mouth. You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:20him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I- A fruity bra, huh? You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're going to have to agree to my three rules. I mean,
00:07:22if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules? Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers. I can't have anyone
00:07:31known when we live under the scene. No way. Okay, easy peasy. Rule number two. You stay at least three
00:07:38feet away from me at all times. Okay, and the third? How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:47Oh, you won? Yeah. What is that going to be a problem? I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs? It feels so hard. Okay. Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god! I just moved in and my new brother already hates me. Living here is going to be
00:08:28a
00:08:29nightmare. Chris, help! How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh? Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much. If you want to
00:08:41live here, you're going to have to get along with her. Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are. You know what? If you're afraid of her,
00:08:53then you should stay away. Ain't that right? Oh, it's time for school. You know, I'd give you a ride,
00:09:00but the whole first rule and all. Whatever. I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude. Um, also one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street
00:09:11and Ubers take forever to get here. So, who knows? You may have to hitchhike. What? Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:19Uh, go over there. Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:30Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:35Oh, my name is Abigail. I'm Kylie.
00:10:38Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What? I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:14Wow, fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:31What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:45Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:12:02Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:08These are toys. These are toys.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why it's all so
00:12:42sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god. Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some
00:12:53underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:56I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm going to hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has
00:13:32on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not-
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:55Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:06Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on. Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:58Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Oh, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice? What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:16:00Friends? With you?
00:16:02My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:07Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, so she's.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:24Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:52Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:09Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Friendly showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut. You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Guess I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:37Everyone enjoying the show? How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please, let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:10Come on guys, she's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:18:29no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:29My dress, it's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aww, Crowley won't. This is my house. No one's coming to see you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her, this is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:59Oh my god, look at her, this is so gonna die.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:33Chris I'm sorry I'm late are you alright Chris we were just having a little fun with her fun huh
00:19:50how about now you still having fun
00:20:00phones in the pool now she's mine mess with her you mess with me
00:20:11come on let's go
00:20:30shit she's burning up your dress is soaked we gotta get this thing off hey hey Abigail wake up
00:20:41don't feel good she's so drunk listen you're running a fever all right I'm gonna get you in
00:20:48some nice warm comfy clothes okay Chris yeah did you say something
00:21:16crap if dad catches us like this we're screwed hey Abigail are you asleep I wanted to give you a
00:21:23gift I brought home with me
00:21:28Abigail are you alright is something wrong
00:21:36Abigail
00:21:55stay calm she's your sister you don't feel anything Chris are you hot too oh my god she's so drunk
00:22:04and hot
00:22:10don't it's really hot in here let me help you cool down
00:22:24shh don't
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs
00:22:54Chris why'd you just touch my lips
00:22:57Chris and are you hard what is wrong with me why do I want my sister Chris are you mad
00:23:06at me
00:23:07look you're right Kylie's the worst I shouldn't have gone thank god you were there to save me
00:23:14it was kind of sweet
00:23:16stop this you can't want this you can't she's your sister
00:23:45god what am I doing kissing my sister have I lost my damn mind
00:24:03I'll have you
00:24:04I'll have you
00:24:31oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris yes yes
00:24:45oh my god how could I have a
00:24:49oh my god this is a wet dream about Chris
00:24:51I have a wet dream about Chris
00:24:51I have a wet dream about Chris
00:25:12careful
00:25:13Be careful.
00:25:29Shit. Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:52Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:24What?
00:26:25You're so odd.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:34Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:41Fuck, stay cool, stay cool. Don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no. I meant Bella. She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep. Total strangers. Got it.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck? She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl? Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to
00:28:12school?
00:28:13Dude, nothing's going on between us, alright? Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19Alright ladies, in the pool first. Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop. Seriously. Oops. Sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:33Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours? No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girlie. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on. What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh oh, you're too far away. I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask one of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:16What? You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:19Wow Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:23We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:25Let's help her out then. Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:35Holy shit!
00:30:37What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:58So Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:31Let's go!
00:31:47Let's go!
00:31:48Let's go!
00:31:48Let's go!
00:31:49Let's go!
00:31:52Let's go!
00:31:57Everyone, turn around, now!
00:32:05You're safe.
00:32:12again wait chris don't get me wrong i really didn't know it was hers i just wanted to help
00:32:18you and you you touch her again i'll make sure you regret it
00:32:42i think there's something wrong with me no one's ever made me feel like this before but
00:32:48she's my sister god i'm such a sick freak
00:32:55he saved me again no one's ever cared about me like that does chris like me even just a little
00:33:04i need to see him i need to think him properly
00:33:11hey ask what's up dude i wanted to ask uh are you an abigail like a thing great now everyone's
00:33:21catching on look bro i know you and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this
00:33:25not ever abigail's my sister dude you happy now for real
00:33:32nice i was worried you had a crush on her or something abigail's totally my type man
00:33:37she's super cute she has an insane body she's not fake like those other girls
00:33:43bro you're tripping abigail she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck
00:33:48she's got a flat chest flat ass scrawny chicken legs dude you can do better than her
00:33:56abigail what were you thinking he only helped you because you're like a sister to him
00:34:04i was holding back but now that i know she's just your sister i'm totally gonna go for her man
00:34:10well good luck with that man all right see you later see ya
00:34:28dude what the hell are you doing here i'm here to see abigail
00:34:31no no no no dude you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited get out
00:34:39get out get out
00:34:42get out dude
00:34:44hey
00:34:52what are you guys doing
00:35:00uh abigail you want to go to the movies just me and you
00:35:09no abigail don't go
00:35:17bro you're tripping abigail she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck
00:35:23oh chris florence just watch i'm way more charming than you think sounds fun i'm down
00:35:30just
00:35:33just give me some time to get ready
00:35:35take all the time you need
00:35:46abigail
00:35:47what are you doing in here i have to change get out
00:35:49you can't go on a date with oscar
00:35:52why not
00:35:59because
00:36:01because oscar is too good for you
00:36:03are you serious you are unreal you came in here just to tell me that i'm not good enough for
00:36:08your
00:36:08friend get out i may not have the perfect body but don't think not even for a second that i'm
00:36:14not
00:36:14good enough because i am i know i am get out that's not that's not what i meant i said
00:36:19get out
00:36:24damn it why did i say that god if i don't tell someone my feelings soon i swear i'm gonna
00:36:28explode
00:36:30but how the fuck am i supposed to say that i like my baby sister
00:36:35shit i should apologize to her
00:37:03i don't understand
00:37:06i don't know
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:13Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:20Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:24You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me. I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these, because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:33Do you like the...
00:38:52Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16Sorry, man. My hand's lit.
00:39:20God.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:24I don't know.
00:39:26Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:29Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay. I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:44What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Uh, no. Not quite. Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is whack.
00:40:12Look, look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:10Why? Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm going to head home.
00:41:25You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail. That only makes me want you more.
00:41:34Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend. We're going to go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no. What did you say? You said her parents died? What do you mean? Aren't you her
00:41:49parents? You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad, I'm being serious. Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not. Abigail is the daughter of my best friend. He and his wife died in the line
00:42:07of duty.
00:42:11Oh, I knew it. God, I knew it. I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:22Then the story starts to wrap up. Hero comes home, a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar? God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:46She falls head over heels for my best bro. Fucking perfect.
00:42:50Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:56I, um, I, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was, what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:19Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:25Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:39Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:44Oh my God. Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:57Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:06She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:36Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:48Oh my God, they're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:59I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:03See?
00:45:03That's Evie.
00:45:05The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:07She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey guys!
00:45:10Look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:22You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:30You're annoying.
00:45:31But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me bliss.
00:45:43Stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Give it back to me.
00:45:47Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us who exactly are you going to get Lucid to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:46:00Give it back to me.
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:08Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16No, it's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:19Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:30Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:31For me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:36Speak up!
00:46:36Oh my god, was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:42Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:06And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:12Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20Fuck!
00:47:21I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:28I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:32Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:42It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:56Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:26My brother, he doesn't have an umbrella, so I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from...
00:48:49floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love bombs?
00:49:01Aren't you obsessed with them?
00:49:02Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:04Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:51Well...
00:49:52Tactically, not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:57Abigail, I want you.
00:50:03I want you.
00:50:09I want you.
00:50:15I want you.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:29Chris, maybe we shouldn't.
00:50:32Your dad's going to be home any minute.
00:50:34No, no.
00:50:35Don't worry.
00:50:36He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:37He's not going to be back tonight.
00:50:49Chris, I...
00:50:55Chris, I...
00:50:59I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs. You're doing amazing.
00:51:19I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:34Oh, sorry. Did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:40No. You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:50Now, let me return the favor.
00:51:55Wait, maybe... maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58You can trust me.
00:52:01Am I really going to lose my virginity to Chris, my adopted brother?
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:16Look at me.
00:52:27Kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:52:31Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:35Dad.
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:40Dad, I'm just, uh, just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:45Please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh, shit. What am I going to do?
00:52:52What? No, no, no. I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on. You got to believe me. You're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:01What's this?
00:53:06What's this?
00:53:09Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah. I was, um, I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad, on the couch. I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17What happened again?
00:53:23Dad, I think you smell like fish from the trip. I think you should, you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's going to be home any second.
00:53:29I stink.
00:53:30Yeah, I don't, I don't smell anything.
00:53:34Yeah, all right.
00:53:40I thought my heart was going to explode out of my chest.
00:53:47Look, maybe, maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it? He's your dad too, and shit, at this point he likes you, Bernie likes me.
00:53:58I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make it official.
00:54:15So what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought, I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:26Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What? Oh my god!
00:54:31Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh my god, you are silly. You are so silly!
00:54:40All right, all right, all right.
00:54:41Okay, okay, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:46A lovable idiot.
00:54:51That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:56Ah, nothing.
00:54:58Listen, Chris, I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't happy.
00:55:05What? What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:11It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13As a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean? What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights, you sneak into clubs, you were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, what, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What? No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just, yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00You're right, you're right.
00:56:02I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:14See, Evie, I was right.
00:56:16They're not actually siblings.
00:56:18I mean, you've known Chris for like ever, right?
00:56:20Since when did he have a sister?
00:56:22Maybe they're just like really close.
00:56:24It's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well.
00:56:29Abigail, is it?
00:56:30You think you can steal my man and get away with it?
00:56:34Not a goddamn chance.
00:56:41I guess Chris likes me more than I thought.
00:56:52Oh, my necklace.
00:56:57That locket.
00:57:02Oh, this?
00:57:05Two years ago, right before I left for England, Chris gave me this locket as a promise.
00:57:10Look, it even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:57:16He said they're a matching pair, just like us, and that he would wear it every day,
00:57:20and that I should too, so that way every time I look at it, I'll think of him.
00:57:24He said that way, everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever.
00:57:29Love?
00:57:30Love you forever?
00:57:31I know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart, but
00:57:35I can tell he really means it.
00:57:37And you're his sister, right?
00:57:39You know how he is.
00:57:50Oh, Abigail, you are dumber than I thought.
00:57:53A basic bitch like you could never take Chris away from me.
00:57:59It even has a picture of us in it, see?
00:58:01He would wear it every day, and that I should too, so that way every time I look at it,
00:58:06I'll think of him.
00:58:07No.
00:58:09No, it's fine.
00:58:10Chris wouldn't lie to me like that.
00:58:17Oh my gosh, does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her?
00:58:21What a joke.
00:58:22Just wait till she hears the truth.
00:58:24What are you talking about?
00:58:27You think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister?
00:58:29We know exactly what's going on between you and Chris.
00:58:33Want to know what you are to him?
00:58:34You're a bet.
00:58:36A bet?
00:58:43Yep.
00:58:44Ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie, he's hated your guts.
00:58:49You really think he likes you?
00:58:51Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time.
00:58:53Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months.
00:58:56He said if it worked, he would dump your ass right away.
00:59:01Oh look, you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks.
00:59:04Yeah, and Evie doesn't even know about the bet.
00:59:07Chris will seriously do anything for her.
00:59:19Tell me the truth.
00:59:21Did you make a bet about me?
00:59:22You found out?
00:59:26Listen, listen, I can explain.
00:59:28We thought it'd be funny if I...
00:59:31Answer one more question.
00:59:33This locket.
00:59:34The person you wear that for.
00:59:35Are you gonna love them forever and ever?
00:59:37Right?
00:59:38Right?
00:59:39Yeah, yeah, but it's...
00:59:41Okay, I've heard enough.
00:59:43I hate you, Chris.
00:59:48Dude, did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:50You know, the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:53Everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades.
00:59:58So I told them we have a bet.
01:00:01Look, I'll go apologize to Abigail, all right?
01:00:04That's on me.
01:00:05He said I want you to help me get settled in.
01:00:08You know, with me being new here and all.
01:00:10I don't know where anything is.
01:00:12Don't worry, Bo.
01:00:12I got this.
01:00:14Plus, Abigail's your sister.
01:00:15She's not gonna hold this against you.
01:00:18Your family.
01:00:19That's what family is for.
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole.
01:00:28A total fucking jerk.
01:00:31I'm in love with that jerk.
01:00:33What am I gonna do?
01:00:38It was just for shits and gigs.
01:00:41So you knew about it too?
01:00:43Yeah.
01:00:44Sorry.
01:00:47We shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing.
01:00:50It's not your fault.
01:00:52It's Chris's.
01:00:53You don't have to apologize.
01:00:54It's okay, Abigail.
01:00:56This will be the last time you cry.
01:00:59Ever.
01:01:02Damn.
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me.
01:01:06You know, I still have the love letters to prove it, you know?
01:01:08I was just caught off guard.
01:01:13Abigail, will you forgive me?
01:01:15We won't make stupid bets like that anymore.
01:01:17Oscar, I should be the one to apologize.
01:01:21I lied to you.
01:01:23Chris is not my real brother.
01:01:25His father just adopted me last month.
01:01:28That's why we've been living together.
01:01:31I'm sorry.
01:01:32I should have told you.
01:01:33So that's why Abigail's so special to Chris.
01:01:35He's not just spoiling his baby sister.
01:01:38He wants her to be his girl?
01:01:42Wow, that's...
01:01:43a surprise.
01:01:46So, um, why tell me now?
01:01:49I'm sorry, Oscar.
01:01:51Thank you for liking me.
01:01:53I just, I have feelings for someone else.
01:02:01Ah.
01:02:03So, for someone else.
01:02:06Well, he hurt you, didn't he?
01:02:08You know, I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new.
01:02:17Abigail, I could be your fake boyfriend.
01:02:20Maybe that'll cheer you up.
01:02:22That wouldn't be fair to you.
01:02:24Who knows?
01:02:25You might even fall for me in the process.
01:02:28I know that's selfish, but God, I want to give myself one more chance.
01:02:37What the fuck are you doing?
01:02:44What are you doing, getting all cozy with Oscar like this?
01:02:47What, do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:49Oh, great, it's you.
01:02:50What do you want?
01:02:51Tell me, who is Oscar to you?
01:02:55Oscar is my crush.
01:02:56He's the guy that I like.
01:02:58I want him to be my boyfriend.
01:02:59What about me?
01:03:00What about us?
01:03:01Bro, Chris, you gotta calm down.
01:03:03Dude, fuck off.
01:03:05What are you so pissed off for?
01:03:06Okay, so we messed around.
01:03:08We had some fun.
01:03:10So what?
01:03:11Messing around?
01:03:12That's all that was to you?
01:03:13Yeah, duh.
01:03:14Oscar can actually keep up with me.
01:03:16Do you think I would choose you?
01:03:17A loser who cuts class just to pick fights?
01:03:20Tell me honestly.
01:03:21Do you actually mean that?
01:03:23Of course I do.
01:03:26Chris!
01:03:28Hope Bennett wants us in your office right now.
01:03:31Yves, I was actually just about to go looking for you.
01:03:39Chris, let's go shopping later.
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers and there's this really cute pair I've been dying to get.
01:03:46Sure.
01:03:46Yeah, whatever you want.
01:03:47I'll get it for you.
01:03:48Let's go.
01:03:53Why am I so sad?
01:03:55Why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:58So there's someone.
01:04:00It's Chris, isn't it?
01:04:01Nope.
01:04:02I absolutely cannot stand him.
01:04:06I mean it.
01:04:07I hate Chris.
01:04:08Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:04:09Got it.
01:04:10Well, how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:14Dinner's on me.
01:04:15You don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:17Not at all.
01:04:18I kind of like the rush of it.
01:04:29Try this.
01:04:31This week's for my little sweetheart.
01:04:34Okay.
01:04:40Oh wow!
01:04:42You guys here on a date?
01:04:44Mind if we join?
01:04:46You're my guest.
01:05:02Oh wow.
01:05:04He's actually allergic to fish, my man.
01:05:08Aww.
01:05:10You and your sister really are super close.
01:05:16Yeah, my big bro, he loves to spoil me, doesn't he?
01:05:27Let go.
01:05:28What was that?
01:05:29Did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:33Here, let's get you some steak.
01:05:37Say ah, open wide.
01:05:42Here you go, say ah.
01:05:45Oh, nice.
01:05:51I sure do love my steak.
01:05:54Well, let's get you another bite then.
01:05:55Say ah.
01:05:56That's enough, Chris.
01:05:58Aww, Chris has always been so playful, am I right?
01:06:01He used to do stuff like that to me all the time.
01:06:04Honestly, I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while I was gone.
01:06:10I was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me.
01:06:22Are you full?
01:06:24If you're done, let's go home.
01:06:26Hey man, uh, you take Evie home, I'm gonna take my sister.
01:06:29You know what, actually, I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night.
01:06:34Oscar, didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub?
01:06:37You know, the one that your friend works at?
01:06:40Abigail, if you go to a nightclub, you're gonna get in big trouble.
01:06:43So, trust me, I'd know.
01:06:44Let's go home.
01:06:49Let's go home.
01:06:50No, thank you.
01:06:52I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet day,
01:06:55and I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night.
01:06:57I said let's go home.
01:07:00Chris, you're scaring Abigail.
01:07:02Come on, Oscar.
01:07:03Let's go.
01:07:07Well, just me at home tonight, Ev's, uh, want to come over?
01:07:10Of course.
01:07:24Abigail, you were the one who wanted to come.
01:07:27Don't tell me I snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk.
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now.
01:07:33Your boyfriend's right here, and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37You really don't give a shit, do you?
01:07:43Bottoms up.
01:07:44Come on.
01:07:45This is fun.
01:07:46But we, uh, we do gotta bounce soon.
01:07:48The cops show up.
01:07:49We're busted.
01:07:52Fuck!
01:07:53Cops here, we gotta go!
01:07:58Run!
01:07:59Oscar!
01:08:04Wow, I'm finally Chris's passenger princess.
01:08:13How's it taste?
01:08:15Do you want to try?
01:08:18Fuck, fuck, fuck!
01:08:21God, please, what is happening?
01:08:23Get out of the car.
01:08:25Why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail.
01:08:28Chris, I don't get it.
01:08:30You asked me to come over, didn't you?
01:08:33Come on, let's have some fun.
01:08:34Oh, cut the act already.
01:08:37We both know there's nothing between us.
01:08:39And why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I didn't know.
01:08:43I was just trying to befriend your sister.
01:08:46She is not my sister.
01:08:51Now get out!
01:09:02And you better start clearing up these rumors about us.
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone, but that's changed now.
01:09:08So it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end.
01:09:11If I hear one more stupid rumor, I'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone.
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:22Oscar!
01:09:23Two miners right here!
01:09:26Stop right there!
01:09:29Shit!
01:09:30I can't let my mom find out I was at a club.
01:09:32She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:34She'll confiscate my car.
01:09:38Oscar, wait!
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss.
01:09:50Tenor.
01:09:58Damn, rat!
01:09:59Come on, let's go.
01:10:00Start right here!
01:10:04And go!
01:10:05No, no, no!
01:10:05Go!
01:10:06Let it go!
01:10:07Let go!
01:10:10Run!
01:10:11Run!
01:10:11Run!
01:10:12Go!
01:10:12Go!
01:10:32We must have gone in here.
01:10:34Let's go.
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:02Damn it, Abs.
01:11:03I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:18Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:24Oh.
01:11:25Oh, nice.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:30Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait.
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:59The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not, it's not Evie?
01:12:18Nope.
01:12:19So, that's...
01:12:20My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:27No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:34I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:51Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:04Hey, Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:07Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's gonna be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you.
01:13:28Punishing you.
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:04I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:19I can't stand it.
01:14:21I can't run fast.
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause it craze
01:14:38Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You chase even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:23Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:03In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:09Seriously dad?
01:16:10I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:36Thank you for your Jew you're welcome
01:17:36I fell in love with him
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