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Sex Education By My Best Friend Db 0
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32What are you going to tell me you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to stop?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:20Don't do it.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42What?
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make her life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Right there.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:02That's so good.
00:05:04Oh my God.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online level?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Chen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Chen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00She does look good.
00:07:02She does look good.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have feeling the eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of-
00:09:20Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45What?
00:10:02Are we doing?
00:10:11Why don't we get all done?
00:10:11We're going to go.
00:10:11I'm just going to show you the best.
00:10:11We're going to show you how to play with the party.
00:10:11I'm just going to show you the rest.
00:10:12We're going to show you how to play with the party.
00:10:15So let's talk about the party.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm, funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips.
00:13:04Trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips, trips.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:18Oh
00:13:19My god, oh cool fair and it's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:50My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:14:09You okay give that to me
00:14:21I
00:14:21Give the phone back Jen
00:14:23What the hell Cole, I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good, huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your phone
00:14:35I'm exposed what else is fake about you, and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46It was got more personality than all of you combined, and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50you hear me
00:14:55Here we are. Cole is on my side now. Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I just
00:15:01need to be alone
00:15:02Hey
00:15:03Hey, we
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies, but why did I get butterflies when he looked
00:15:13at me today?
00:15:16I
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:18Love you mom
00:15:21Wait mom
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like
00:15:30Can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:16:03Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:10Oh
00:16:11I'm really proud of you
00:16:14And then there's this guy
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:19It's so confusing
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:26I like you, only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:36You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:40That sounds amazing
00:16:42When? With?
00:16:44After school, at the balcony
00:16:45I'll bring flowers
00:16:47Deal
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:21Defending that nobody
00:17:23Haley girl
00:17:24Haley's not a nobody, dad
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:38Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:41That whole family is trash
00:17:43Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but
00:17:59She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:03You're sick
00:18:05You're sick
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future
00:18:13Oh, hi
00:18:16I'm Haley
00:18:16Yes
00:18:18Mm-hmm
00:18:19So nice to meet you
00:18:20God
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:30You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:37Fail
00:18:41Guacamole wizard
00:18:42Ew
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic
00:18:48Maybe he's married
00:18:49Or maybe he's fat
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:15Eat it
00:19:22Call me
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:25In front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard
00:19:33Where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way
00:19:36Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:37Because after all
00:19:39He's rich
00:19:39Like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here
00:19:55Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding
00:19:59It's ketchup
00:20:00Pick
00:20:02That bloody thing up
00:20:06Take out of your phone and record this
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say
00:20:27I
00:20:28I
00:20:28Will leave Hayley alone
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah, my boyfriend actually
00:21:15Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though, so
00:21:33Not that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:58You would understand though
00:22:04You understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:11Is he...
00:22:14Like you touch him like this?
00:22:16I don't know
00:22:17I don't know
00:22:25I don't know
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:10And you will never understand that
00:23:12He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39It's...
00:23:41It's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I...
00:24:17Got into a car accident
00:24:18Really?
00:24:19Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:29I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:35So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44No
00:24:45Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business
00:25:38But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So...
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:58I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:03Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:12You are so full of yourself
00:26:14You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24The score was going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:34Maybe you have something new
00:26:36Mm-mm
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:38Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:57And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:11One day when you regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:22You know
00:27:23Every day, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much where I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:53Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't predict this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Would you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot, and we're both rich, and our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic?
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:01If I message cork moly wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08I'm not going to roll and the dean's list.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:02Haley, I...
00:35:16I don't have a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to promenade, Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Haley, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:11That's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing.
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31I don't know why.
00:38:31You know, you know,
00:38:32the father of the asshole,
00:38:33every time he looks at you,
00:38:34makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:27Oh, sorry.
00:39:29I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jen.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:19Oh, shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:41The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:07Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravara...
00:42:03Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09Oh.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:12Oh.
00:43:13Oh.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:12No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:14Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd said the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:00Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:10Here you go.
00:45:13Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:17Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:49All right, all right, all right.
00:45:51Enough!
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:56That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:04Let me get this straight.
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:11It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:13Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:16Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:19You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care.
00:46:23And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29How overmides that body?
00:46:30Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:33I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:35No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:37Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:42You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:54Message him.
00:46:56Just do it.
00:46:56Just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:08I could never think that.
00:47:15But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:25I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:15I'm glad you came.
00:48:16You look so pretty.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:46Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:51Valley Whore!
00:48:56Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:48:59To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:04on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:07Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:09Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervets on that.
00:49:24Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest
00:50:35about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:52please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:57go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:01you trying to do I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't
00:51:07trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:21what is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:34and please
00:51:35introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed that's who this was hi Mr. Evans so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:49is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or I swear to God your
00:52:05mother
00:52:05is fire dad stop don't you touch my family I'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you I hate all of it I don't want
00:52:29any part
00:52:30of it so cool go with your dad Haley
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50Haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable I promised your mother I would
00:52:55make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself hi Haley I'm Emma I know you
00:53:10are
00:53:10right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life so I wanted to return
00:53:17your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks Emma okay bye one down one to go you're so cool
00:53:36I know Emma
00:53:37wanna go to prom why not let's get these lovers together hi mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend
00:53:52sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded oh he is but it was 18th birthday today what can I say
00:54:01Max actions have consequences birthday or no Cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's also
00:54:10the president of the prom committee we're supposed to review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing
00:54:18budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr. Edmunds today could be that day and
00:54:24we
00:54:24just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work go away Max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell Haley who you are now you can
00:54:58be
00:54:58together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are no I'll tell
00:55:06myself seek me your car come on wizard mom I'm fine I just need some time alone open the door
00:55:30wait what is here
00:55:41it's you it's you it's you a long time ago hey we have wanted to tell you who I was
00:55:48from the very
00:55:49beginning my dad threatened off all your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you
00:55:55who I was
00:55:55I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:12here we go I understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard
00:56:20but
00:56:21but I need you to know I love you
00:56:36I love you you do yes you idiot I've loved you for months I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:56:46was so confusing though
00:56:47you know cuz I had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect her I mean
00:56:55I I always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped it was yes I hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:07you're right now you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh one of those things I said we could do
00:57:20here I go
00:57:24take my clothes off
00:57:26yeah no don't worry
00:57:49okay so what do you think
00:57:5210 out of 10 yeah would do again
00:57:56I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:01all right all right that's fair
00:58:03I'll uh I'll take that as a win
00:58:11what is my life now am I being nice to Cole Eggman's
00:58:15oh god no I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no I'll just I'll just lust behind it
00:58:24there's always been lust behind it
00:58:25I'll take a minute now
00:58:29stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:31same
00:58:33isn't Promenade
00:58:34I think you know if it's Promenade
00:58:37okay
00:58:39but the real question is do you get a date
00:58:44Cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:46oh I would have asked you earlier
00:58:48but Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:51I don't want to hear it
00:58:53yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55but I don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06who would have guessed
00:59:11I thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds
00:59:35I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:37Cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:40Cole
00:59:41are you here
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds
00:59:44you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole
00:59:47you are a big pro
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there
01:00:08you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13okay I'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:30my god Haley you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
01:00:36uh uh uh
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:39to do this lipstick
01:00:40you're not messing it up
01:00:41for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4320 more minutes
01:00:44we're in
01:00:45deal
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:52to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02Jen Longfellow
01:01:04thank you
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:07thank you guys so much
01:01:10seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:12I mean like
01:01:13who else would win
01:01:14right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21oh my god
01:01:23that's Haley and Cole
01:01:26Haley's fucked
01:01:27it's been so bad
01:01:32hey uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:35no
01:01:35but
01:01:36who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:43literally what the fuck
01:01:45hell yeah
01:01:46language
01:01:46I am the queen okay
01:01:48she's just a little
01:01:49pervy princess
01:01:50come on
01:01:51everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:54pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:02:00wait
01:02:02wait wait wait
01:02:03what are those
01:02:04those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:09his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:12don't worry daddy
01:02:14if I can't have him
01:02:16no one can
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:20is this real
01:02:21Jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:26who did this
01:02:30what
01:02:30you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone
01:02:34you little skit
01:02:36you know Jen
01:02:37as the principal
01:02:39I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:41and above all of this petty drama
01:02:44but
01:02:45quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:48and I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:53you can't do that
01:02:54I'm the principal
01:02:56so
01:02:56yes I can
01:03:06there was no wintering shit
01:03:08you lied to me
01:03:17Haley
01:03:17catch
01:03:23my princess finally has a crown
01:03:26now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:28oh
01:03:29yeah no can do
01:03:31all I have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37oof
01:03:38how can I refuse
01:03:45oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home
01:03:50right now
01:03:51you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:54yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet
01:04:02you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of Haley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:08or I'll make my own path
01:04:09and best believe me I can
01:04:12I'll say this
01:04:14that's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:19joy pride
01:04:27I am so proud of you
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:33that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:38well so
01:04:39I love you Bella Quinn
01:04:41I love you guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god I gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh fair
01:04:50oh my god
01:04:51oh my god
01:04:51oh my god
01:04:51oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:54oh my god
01:04:57oh my god
01:04:59oh my god
01:05:01oh my god
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