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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 07: The Talent Show Motion
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00:00MUSIC
00:18From this broken world we live in
00:22Need to stay and start the love we know
00:27What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What we know. What are you on about?
00:39It's like a cat sing or something. I need a rewind. Now. Big match coming up. I'm feeling good about
00:49it, but I'm not the only one. Go Vipers. Thanks, coach. Nice roster.
00:54What, that old thing? Good luck on the match on Friday. It's a must-win, right? Well, yeah, but when
01:00you're as good as us, you don't need luck. Those bears are going down.
01:14Why are Jess's Cobras still training? They're in the lake below us, but they've improved.
01:22Wow. You're not completely embarrassingly awful anymore. Now get off. It's 12.30, which means it's time for our training
01:31session.
01:32Oh, I'm sorry. Did we go a minute over? We'll go. Unless we could help you train. Maybe a little
01:44practice match.
01:45A practice session, you say? Interesting. Oh, what are you doing? Get off! Stop resisting!
01:55Like, what are you doing?
02:00OK, what are you doing? Saving ourselves. We know you. You were 100% going to agree to that practice
02:05match,
02:06and then bet all our cash or gym on the result. Or something important, like my shoe collection.
02:12Why are you assuming we'd lose? We've lost our last two matches.
02:16Yeah, but only just. Statistically speaking, we're almost definitely on a losing streak.
02:22I feel really sick. And I'm shaking. And everyone just keeps wishing us good luck against the bears on Friday.
02:28It's like they know we'll need it, Aoife.
02:31Wow! Guys, woman up!
02:33Yeah, we've lost a few matches recently, but we're still in the top half of our league.
02:38But the Cobras are winning theirs.
02:41All that's happened here is you've lost your confidence.
02:45And smashing the Cobras, who are the league below us, remember?
02:48It's just what we need to bring ourselves back up before our match against the bears on Friday.
02:54Oh, my days. She's like a meerkat.
02:58A vicious, glossy meerkat.
03:01So, about that match. We on?
03:11Well, Jessica.
03:15Wow, my heart's still really going.
03:17And my hands are quite sweaty too.
03:20And my legs...
03:21They're shaking!
03:24Lost our last two matches.
03:26Losing three, definitely.
03:29I feel sick.
03:31Shaking.
03:32Must win.
03:36No, actually. We can't.
03:41What is happening to me?
03:42It's happened to me too.
03:44I've... I've lost my confidence.
03:50Oh, we need to find something to do.
03:54100%. I am bored.
03:57Only boring people get bored.
03:59Is what my mum says, and she is clearly very wrong.
04:03Very wrong.
04:04You, boy, Ben.
04:06I just had a call.
04:07Stupid plumber has flooded my house.
04:09Something to do with a backup of rose petals.
04:11Anyway, I need to get home and I'll be gone for a couple of days.
04:13Tell the office.
04:14Yes, uncle.
04:15Course, uncle.
04:18But, before we do any of that, anybody want a sneaky bug around the head's office?
04:22I mean, no one is not coming back to a bus, does?
04:24Oh, dear me, no.
04:27Get in!
04:30Next.
04:31Burger, please.
04:33Oh, wait.
04:34I don't think I should have a burger.
04:37Why's that?
04:38Because we're not good enough and we don't deserve nice things.
04:43That's it.
04:46Sprout curry, then.
04:49Are you sure?
04:50It's horrible.
04:52Sounds about right.
05:07Yes!
05:09Comfy chair!
05:11Dartboard.
05:13Nice.
05:14Bit of an expert with the old arrows.
05:24Ahem.
05:34Yeah.
05:35I'd like to see you do that.
05:37Gagell!
05:38Aw, Holt's really gotten behind on his paperwork.
05:42Oh, is this a dream?
05:44There's got to be more we can do, innit?
05:47Like what?
05:48I don't know, do I?
05:50Look, I do the big ideas.
05:51Like bringing us here in the first place.
05:54I don't do boring little details.
05:58Do you think these are ordered in date of receipt, or...?
06:02Oh, er, right.
06:05Well, theoretically, if no-one knows Holt's left,
06:09we could hide out in here and be in charge of the school
06:12until he gets back, but that is very...
06:15It's our office now!
06:17HE LAUGHS
06:21Move it, lanky.
06:27Jessica just called me lanky.
06:30She's so cool.
06:35What did I just say?
06:38Shaking is just so un-chic.
06:41All these nines.
06:42They're clearly just sympathy marks.
06:46Guys!
06:47Well, who's in everything that makes us us?
06:50We have to do something.
06:52Maybe, if you don't get our swag back,
06:55then the bears will trounce us on Friday.
06:56It's...
06:58This is Mr Holt.
07:01Connor, Klanger, and Ben
07:03are excused from all lessons for the rest of the week, yeah?
07:06As they are helping me with important...
07:10Totally cool school business.
07:13Roger.
07:15Or Rover.
07:17Or...whatever.
07:202,000 paperclips?
07:22He's got me 2,000 paperclips for my birthday.
07:27Lol. Sucks to be you.
07:29I think you'll find that's awesome, actually.
07:31Yeah, I'm a big paperclip guy.
07:34Yeah, 100%.
07:36It's a great gift.
07:37Some of these reports are doing tomorrow.
07:39Maybe if I just highlight the most urgent things.
07:42Pale pink for staff evaluations.
07:45Pastel yellow for governor's reports.
07:48Red for total spanners.
07:51Will you two get involved?
07:53Announce some new school rules.
07:55No chance.
07:56There's already too many baby blue serious disciplinary breaches here already.
08:01Well, I've got some.
08:02Yes, mate.
08:03OK, just keep the noise down.
08:06I've got a hell of a lot to do here.
08:07Slime green for escaped children.
08:09All right, listen up.
08:11Tomorrow will now be...
08:13Bring your hamster to school day.
08:15And I'll also be introducing wrestling.
08:17Shut up!
08:19The talent show.
08:20Over.
08:21My hamster escaped.
08:23Probably couldn't stand living with someone so much more dumber than he was.
08:29OK, we need to do something.
08:32And I think I know someone who can help.
08:34Probably.
08:38Lovey, I'm not sure there's any quick fix for building people's confidence back up.
08:43I think it's quite a slow process.
08:45But I don't have time to do this properly.
08:47We're broken and our match against the Bears is this Friday.
08:52Ooh!
08:53Getting more confident now!
08:55Oh, no, not that one.
08:56Or else.
08:57Now we're talking.
09:09We just shouldn't play.
09:11At least that way no one will see us lose.
09:15This is gonna fix you.
09:17I'm confident it'll work.
09:19And I can say that because I've read it.
09:22Check it out.
09:24Mermaid Leggings.
09:25Only an extremely confident person would be able to wear these.
09:30There's also a whole chapter on the power of shiny clothes.
09:36Luxury Silver Llama does give me life.
09:38Other chapters include wearing shoulder pads in your armpits.
09:43They help absorb nervous sweat and make you look extremely confident in a power pose.
09:54Corridors.
09:55Own them and never ever move out of the way for anyone.
10:00Forms of address.
10:02Always use bruh.
10:03And most importantly, criticism.
10:07Reject any doubt or negativity as jealousy.
10:11I dunno.
10:12Oh my days are, can you be any more jealous?
10:15Bruh.
10:19Oh, I feel better.
10:20I do.
10:22Okay, let's give it a try.
10:24This is gonna be epic!
10:28Never underestimate the power of shiny clothes to increase confidence.
10:33Sarah!
10:41You just can't handle my flame, miss.
10:43Stop trying to bring me down.
10:46Bruh.
10:53Express your confidence by never, ever moving out the way for anyone.
11:13When ever your confidence abandons you, wear armpit shoulder pads to absorb the nervous sweat.
11:20Where are my armpit shoulder pads?
11:38You're welcome.
11:39You're welcome.
11:40Is that my science project?
11:42It's just a clock.
11:45You're welcome.
11:53I'm trying to work.
11:5410-4 to me.
11:55You gotta warp your game.
11:57Oh, I will, mate.
12:00Watch...
12:01this.
12:14Will you stop this?
12:17I'm trying to concentrate.
12:18Dinner lady evaluations are due this afternoon.
12:23A-a-teacher?
12:24The door's locked.
12:26Is mistressy...
12:28Yes?
12:29Mr Holt?
12:32Um, this is he.
12:33Just shout through.
12:35It's something new.
12:36I'm trying to improve staff confidence.
12:42Do you have time to...
12:45I actually can't hear you.
12:50Have you got time to...
12:53Find your voice. Come on.
12:54Have you got time to meet Connor and Aoife's mother this afternoon?
12:58That's much better.
12:59You've found your voice.
13:01Keep it up now.
13:02Ha!
13:03Yes!
13:04Proud of you.
13:06And no, absolutely not.
13:08I am a very busy adult man.
13:14That's fine.
13:15Tell her two o'clock.
13:17Yes, headteacher!
13:23What are you playing at?
13:25How are we gonna have a meeting without getting busted?
13:27I don't know, but if my mum wants to talk to my headteacher, I have to know what it's about.
13:33We are so confident right now.
13:35Woo!
13:36I feel like we could do anything.
13:38Yes!
13:38Like entering the school talent show?
13:40Yes!
13:40Yeah!
13:41I could sing!
13:45Weren't you banned from singing at your last school?
13:48Because people were violently, physically sick.
13:52Yeah!
13:53Haters!
13:54Trying to dim my shine!
13:56What are you buying?
13:57Yes!
13:58Go eat her!
13:59Yeah!
14:01Brace yourself!
14:02This is gonna rock!
14:08Might be practised.
14:09Mr Hull, thanks so much for...
14:12Oh, you've...
14:14There's a...
14:16You've got a cat on your face.
14:18Yes, it got stuck there.
14:20I'm terrible with this newfangled technology.
14:23I'd rather devote my energy to teaching and discipline.
14:28Right, yeah?
14:29Ask what you want.
14:30What do you want then?
14:31A date.
14:33Erm...
14:34No.
14:36Thanks.
14:37It's...
14:38It's my two.
14:39I think the pressure of school might be getting to them.
14:42Aoife's always been so confident, but now she seems really shaken.
14:46Oh, boo-hoo!
14:49Sorry?
14:53That's awful.
14:54Go on.
14:55And Connor's been up so late working.
14:58He's a diligent, handsome lad.
15:02Er...
15:02But what can I do about it?
15:04If there's a chance, maybe get them to lighten up a bit?
15:07Remind them that they're brilliant and that everyone needs to have fun now and then.
15:12OK, great. Will do. Bye!
15:15Bye.
15:17Do you hear that, con snort?
15:19You said we need to have fun.
15:20And I completely agree.
15:23If I can find room in an incredibly packed schedule.
15:31You're all entering the school talent contest.
15:34That's brilliant.
15:35What are you going to do?
15:36I'm going to do a stand-up comedy act.
15:38Brilliant.
15:39Have you done that before?
15:40Nah, but how hard can it be?
15:42I'm doing a karate demo.
15:44Oh!
15:45I didn't know you knew karate.
15:47I don't.
15:48Bagpipes.
15:49Literally touching them for the first time on stage.
15:52Exciting.
15:53Right.
15:54Are you entering, Aoife?
15:56Yeah, bruh.
15:57What are you going to...
15:58Send the calls!
16:00Sing?
16:01After what happened at St Joseph's?
16:04Yeah.
16:04It's going to be a maze.
16:06And then we're going to play against the Bears and absolutely smash them.
16:10This is all my fault, Mr Holt.
16:13Must...
16:15OK, listen girls.
16:17Do you think maybe you're being a bit overconfident?
16:20Is that even a thing?
16:21Yeah.
16:22And actually, it can be worse than being underconfident.
16:26Nerves aren't a bad thing.
16:28They just mean you care.
16:30That you want to win.
16:31But losing all doubt can lead to disaster.
16:34As I know, after two boxer-sized classes led to me signing up for a bout against an actual giant.
16:43We reconstructed surgeries.
16:46Ha!
16:47Hey guys, don't listen to her.
16:48Aoife!
16:49Nothing's going to stop us from performing on stage in front of everyone in school.
16:53So, back off, jellyfish.
16:56Let's go!
17:05Hello, Midvale.
17:08Oh, er...
17:09Hello, Aoife's mum.
17:11You haven't reconsidered that date, have you?
17:15Oh, great.
17:16Er, what can I do for you?
17:19Sing?
17:21She can't.
17:22Not after St Joseph's.
17:24Er, how'd I hear about that?
17:26Er...
17:27Everyone heard about that.
17:29Er, but no, I totally agree.
17:31She completely embarrassed herself.
17:32I'll see what I can do.
17:34Okay.
17:35Na-night.
17:36Night.
17:37Na-night.
17:37Okay.
17:55School talent show cancelled.
17:58What?
17:59Deprive this lot of the chance to see me unleash eat with a diva.
18:04Doesn't quite rhyme, but we're just gonna...
18:06Go with it.
18:09This talent contest is happening!
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:14Yes.
18:15Should we just go, Celeste?
18:17Yeah.
18:18Yeah.
18:19Triple geography.
18:19Or listen to Connor bore on about safeguarding.
18:22Tough choice.
18:25Morning!
18:26Who wants to have some fun?
18:28Maybe?
18:31Hello.
18:32This is Mr Holt.
18:33What?
18:34I would like to order three large pepperoni pizzas.
18:37Three large pepperoni pizzas.
18:38For immediate delivery, please.
18:40And charge it to my account.
18:43Yes!
18:46Talent show now!
18:48Ask me how!
18:50Cancel Holt!
18:51Not the talent show!
18:55Aoife, is there any chance the cancellation might be a good thing?
18:59What?
19:00It's just...
19:00We've been thinking about what your mum said.
19:03Maybe we shouldn't perform things we haven't tried before.
19:05Things some of us have actually been told we're really bad at.
19:10St Joseph's.
19:11For the first time in front of everyone.
19:14OMG.
19:15Your mum's really got to them.
19:16She's showing in their confidence.
19:23I have to show them how wrong my mum is.
19:26Somehow.
19:29Hang on.
19:30I know.
19:37Hello!
19:41Excuse me.
19:42Could you just...
19:44Shut up and listen!
19:48Thanks so much.
19:51So, I'm gonna sing a little song.
19:54And this one goes out to my teamies.
19:56And friends.
19:58I just hope that they can realise how insanely, amazingly awesome...
20:04I am.
20:06And...
20:07They are too.
20:15Of all the things we've done.
20:20We'll overcome our sadness.
20:23And escape from all this madness.
20:26And although...
20:28We feel...
20:30Well, that's how it sounded in my head.
20:34From this broken world we live in.
20:37Beneath this day and share the love we know.
20:42What we know.
20:45What we know.
20:48What we know.
20:49Everyone's laughing.
20:50What we know.
20:51So embarrassing.
20:52The worst part is, she's doing it for us.
20:55Let's show her some support.
20:58Round this broken world we live in.
21:02This day and торp.
21:03We need to say and share the love we know.
21:07Share the love we know.
21:11No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
21:14Crushed it.
21:14OK. OK. Ready?
21:22This is Mr Halt.
21:24Today the timetable will be changing.
21:27Teachers will teach proper subjects.
21:30Including fire juggling.
21:34MCing like an absolute king.
21:41Pizza!
21:51Please, you've changed job.
21:54You're going to wish I had.
21:57What the hell is going on here?!
22:05So, as you can see, the vipers are back to the nervy shells of their former selves.
22:09So I think it's time for a quick recap.
22:11So I came into school like, who needs luck?
22:13When you're as good as us, you don't need luck.
22:15Those bears are going down!
22:17And then Jessica was like, maybe a little practice match.
22:20And these guys were like, no, what about my shoes?
22:23Because they'd lost their confidence.
22:25And I'm shaking, which I did solve.
22:27We are so confident right now.
22:29Then my mum was like, you're being a bit overconfident.
22:32Which turned out to be true.
22:33And then there was the world's worst version of share the love we know.
22:37From this broken world we live in!
22:40And these guys are still saying stuff like,
22:43Well, I guess it's time to lose the game.
22:45And would it be bad to just leg it?
22:48Luckily, they've got me!
22:51Guys, we're so gonna win this!
22:55How?!
22:55Are you joking?
22:56You guys have just embarrassed yourself in front of the entire school.
22:59If you can do that, then you can do this.
23:02I still feel really nervous.
23:04Hey!
23:06It's okay.
23:07Nours are good.
23:08Remember what my mum said?
23:10Don't be embarrassed to use the cream and it'll go away.
23:13No!
23:14About nerves meaning, you just wanna win.
23:17We just have to use them.
23:18And, I've heard, imagining the opposition as big babies also helps.
23:24Let's go!
23:30Well, guys!
23:32Come on, guys!
23:34The ball's live!
23:43I'm really nervous!
23:45I'm free!
23:47Yes!
23:49I'm ready to warm up!
24:26Let's go!
24:41And together we can do
25:01The most horrific appalling example of delinquent behavior I you'll get sick if you eat that much no I won't
25:13You know just miss on your invitation for life
25:18Mr. Holt sorry to disturb I just wanted to thank you no problem coach what for but my evaluation on
25:28time
25:29Very pleased I think all the staff feel that the school's just been run really well lately and these new
25:39lessons
25:39Well now I can MC like an absolute king
25:48Rinse it that's me G to the A to the M MC make some noise
25:56And also the change in Miss Bronte has been a joy to see
26:17Perhaps you weren't as disgustingly badly behaved as
26:23So you're gonna frank us then or what
26:26Thank you
26:27Oh no problem
26:28I'll settle for you just cancelling our punishment
26:32I'll think about it get out
26:34Hang on what about our pepperoni supreme
26:37Yeah your was a mega deal
26:39Get out
26:40Get out
26:41Get out
26:47Well then Aoife
26:48Thanks Jamie
26:50Aoife I hear you sang share the love we know earlier sad to have missed it
26:56Mock me if you like sir but nothing's bringing me down today
26:59I'm not mocking anyone
27:00It's my favourite song particularly the very touching boyosphere version
27:04So I've arranged for you to perform it again on Friday in assembly
27:09What?
27:10No I can't
27:10Oh come now girl what you need is a little bit more self confidence
27:14Where's your swag?
27:15Part
27:18No
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