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Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 07: Mergers & Acquisitions
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00:03Enjoy your office while you got it.
00:05Yep.
00:06Dougie's office soon.
00:08Jamaican Jerkzome!
00:15I can't trust you.
00:17And this changes everything.
00:21Trick is for the win.
00:23Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
00:28There's one last picture.
00:30Oh, it's in that time capsule, and that is why I've got to find it.
00:39We're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:42Nung, nung, nung, nung, nung!
00:55We have a deal.
00:57We're signing the papers tomorrow.
01:11True Kids are going to say whatever it takes.
01:13They don't really care about the company.
01:15And that's a big thing to Doug.
01:17You know, these employees are people.
01:19These employees are his family.
01:27Hey.
01:28Morning.
01:28Morning.
01:29Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:33How are you feeling today?
01:34Good.
01:35Good.
01:35Good.
01:36Good morning, everybody.
01:38I just like to kind of tell my dad, I just, you know, I'm going to like lay it all
01:42on the table
01:43with spicy applesauce, because since you were part of it, because I just want to like, you know.
01:49Presents it together. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I think it's going to be a lot of fun,
01:54and I'm excited about this deal. Just think about this. This is your last day retreat. I know. This
02:00is your last retreat. Yeah. You look great. Thank you. You look like a million bucks. You should,
02:05you should, you know what you should do? You should be the president of men's warehouse or
02:09something after this, you know? If you would have been in a tuxedo last night, I don't know. You
02:13might have won. I know. You might have won. Woohoo! Look at that. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much.
02:25Now, today's a big day, folks. Last day of the retreat. And today, I'm going to sign the deal
02:31with Trucus. It's the last day of the retreat. We're going to do one word. How are you feeling,
02:38PJ? Anxious. Acceptance. Sentimental. Safe. Courageous. Family. Suspicious.
02:49Hmm. Hmm. But let me tell you, Trucus is making this a day to remember. They have set up a
02:55very
02:55special five-star turf and surf brunch for everyone. Surf and turf. Oh. At the top of
03:01the hill. Oh. Oh. Okay. On the bucket list of retreat duties. Yeah. We only have one thing
03:10left to do to open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on. Absolutely. Right?
03:19We got to check it out. If not now, when? Doug, I'm sorry. I actually, I really tried looking
03:27for it, man. I mean, I looked everywhere. Anthony even helped. Like, I got a metal detector,
03:32everything. Couldn't find it. What is he talking about? Jimmy, I have it. I have this in my office.
03:38What? If one of us got, like, one of those, like, joke chain emails or something like
03:43that, can I still forward it around? No, I can't put it in my office. Well, bring it
03:46over here and let's open this thing up, buddy. Come on. Yes. Jimmy, you've been very focused
03:54on finding this time capsule. Can you, like, elaborate? Are you sentimental? Um, I mean,
04:02well, uh, you know what? Come on. Come on. Come on. I would just come clean and just tell
04:13him before he pulls it out and everybody sees it. Captain Fun, buddy? Yeah. Can you help
04:17me open this thing? Uh, yeah, absolutely. Because I don't, I don't know how to do it. Let's see.
04:21Do these seal, did you say the seals need to be cut a little bit? I can't wait! I know!
04:26What did we put in it? So, Matt, take a sneak peek of the things that are in here. Sure,
04:33go
04:33ahead. This is exciting. Back it open. Oh, what's in there? So, what do you, what do you see? Tell
04:40me what you're looking at because we would like to know what it is. Bust it open. Um, some
04:47very, uh, come on, let's go, man. It's definitely. Go ahead and show. Okay. Sure. So, first
04:53and foremost, uh, we have, uh, that's great. One of the first bottles of Rockin' Grandmas.
05:00Not edible, though. Not edible. Not edible. I wouldn't recommend it. Oh! What looks like
05:07to be a thumb drive. Maybe some memories on there. We got this thing. Yeah, I can help
05:10you with that. All right. All right. What else? We have a ribbon. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Let
05:15me see this. Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen. If you had Bud's List, you made it. And now,
05:23from what I understand, Bud's sold out. He's selling ketchup right now. Okay. Yeah. What
05:27else you got, buddy? We have what looks like to be a picture, but obviously it's been in
05:31the ground, so the picture is not visible. Let me see. That's a shame. Dang, it really
05:35tore apart. What is this? Does anybody know what this is a picture of? I don't remember.
05:40Huh? Who put a picture in the time capsule? Yeah. I'll explain it. Who did it? I don't remember.
05:45It wasn't me? I don't know. It wasn't that long ago. Now, come on. Speak up. I will be
05:49your ally if you speak up. My sagebrush experience was freeing to me, so you know
05:55what? I'm gonna tell you what I put in that time capsule. All right. All right. What was
06:00it? I went into Doug's office, and he had a cup of coffee on his desk. Doug was not in
06:07there, and I was like, oh, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna teabag Doug's coffee.
06:14Jimmy. With my testicles. Wow. Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
06:26Jimmy. Oh my God. Does no one tell my, no one tell dad, right? Claire, can you play the video?
06:35Yeah. Please do.
06:40Oh. Whoa. Oh my God. I want to get a time, a message for the time capsule. Bro. You had
06:49a beard?
06:51Oh my. You look like you're out in the wild. She mean with hair? I miss it. We're gonna be
07:03raising this kid.
07:04Hold on. Oh, Jackie, you had one cooking? Man. I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
07:15I felt like we time traveled for a second, because like, you know, I'm so used to looking at them
07:19as they are now. It was kind of crazy. Everybody looked different though. Nobody looks the same.
07:26Oh my God. What was in that cup?
07:30Yo. Oh God.
07:35The time capsule video was incredible to see, because like, I would pop into the office here
07:40and there and like, these guys are all strangers and now they're like, legit family. And it's
07:46all because of this retreat. So I'm really grateful for that.
07:51Listen, I know that things are going to be different after I sign this deal. And I know
07:57that change can be hard and the unknown kind of scary. But I just want to tell you that I
08:04really,
08:05really believe this is for the best. And we got a great deal. You're all going to be able to
08:10stay together.
08:12And that's the most important thing, isn't it?
08:14I agree.
08:15Rockin' Grandmas has always been a family business and it always will be. Because I consider each
08:24and every one of you to be family. Go up there and have a great brunch. You know, just have
08:32a ball.
08:33You deserve it. This is the end of our retreat, but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandmas.
08:38I love you too. I love you. Love you so much.
08:43I can be you, Doug.
08:45What are your thoughts on the pending deal?
08:48I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit conflicted in my own heart and a little
08:53bit topsy-turvy, I guess.
08:56Yeah, but what Doug said really just resonated and just reminded me that he still has all of our best
09:01interests at hand.
09:02And I trust him and I trust that he knows what's up. He's doing what's right. So.
09:07Yeah.
09:08I will say this. If Trucus thinks they can just come in and do whatever they feel like they want
09:13to do, they're in for a rude awakening.
09:15Amen to that.
09:18We gotta preach.
09:19Uh-huh.
09:19No, for real.
09:26Yeah, we're ready to go. I love the Trucus bibs.
09:39Dougie, are you guys, are you doing okay?
09:41Yeah. Look, Dad, you don't have to sell.
09:45I don't have to sell?
09:46No, because look, we've been cooking up spicy applesauce. It's really, really good.
09:50It's quality.
09:50We have an amazing flavor profile.
09:53Yeah, but you don't have to sell.
09:54Dougie, this doesn't really change anything. I mean, this is great.
09:58You know, I mean, you could show it to Elizabeth and you take your management training and this is a
10:02good thing.
10:03So, but it's, it's not going to change the deal. The deal's being done today, buddy.
10:08As soon as that notary gets here, we're going.
10:10Okay. Yeah.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Give me a hug. No, I love you.
10:13I love you.
10:14I don't really know what to expect, but Dad said that Trucus has like a management training program that I'll
10:20get started on.
10:21So I guess I'm looking forward to that.
10:25Hey.
10:26Hi.
10:27I think, I think he, but I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know?
10:30Yeah.
10:31We, you still have this.
10:33Yeah.
10:33Okay. Now it's going through different channels, but this is still something you came up with.
10:37This is still your family's business. Like, you know what I'm saying?
10:40Yeah.
10:40Just wish there was more I could do.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:44All right. This is fabulous. You guys, you've got the bibs ready.
10:47Oh, I love that cloth. I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic.
10:50Well, this one has a little bit of a, that's a little dirty.
10:54Why don't we?
10:54No.
10:55Yeah.
10:55No, no.
10:57Wow.
10:59Whoa.
11:01Oh my God.
11:01I was not expecting this.
11:04Hi.
11:05Hi.
11:05How are you?
11:06Good to see you.
11:07Good to see you.
11:07Your singing was just so lovely last night.
11:10I feel like I'm like at an award show.
11:12Yeah, I know.
11:13Well, hi.
11:13How are you doing?
11:14Well, how about yourself?
11:15Oh, I am great.
11:16How are you?
11:17Oh my goodness.
11:18Thank you for having us.
11:20Hello, Doug.
11:21Crab bib.
11:22No.
11:22Welcome, you guys.
11:24Welcome, welcome.
11:25Look around and tell me where, where we are.
11:28Who can name where we are?
11:29Anyone?
11:30At dinner.
11:32Brunch.
11:32Brunch.
11:33But you know, close.
11:34Halfway up the second mountain.
11:36Close.
11:36I love that you, that you're getting my whole second mountain approach.
11:40We are at the top of the first mountain.
11:42Okay.
11:42Top of the first.
11:42Because we are, you know, taking in the view.
11:45And we are celebrating how far you all have come.
11:48So today we brought in all you can eat, surf and turf.
11:52So that's crab legs and...
11:54Wait, did you say crab?
11:55I did.
11:56I love crab.
11:57Do you know what type actually?
11:58I bet you guys got stoned because it's so expensive.
12:01Yes, Claire, you got it.
12:02It's top of the line, whatever it is.
12:03Look, this is just our way of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed
12:09and you all work for Trucus.
12:11Top of the line, she doesn't even know what type.
12:13All right, so enjoy.
12:16Uh, the notary, the notary just canceled on me.
12:19You don't have your own notary?
12:21He's not coming, no.
12:22Oh.
12:22This is not a problem.
12:23Okay.
12:24You know what?
12:24I'm gonna go back down the hill.
12:26I will get us a notary.
12:27She said it's all you can eat.
12:28Yeah, I'll come in.
12:28Yes, it's all you can eat.
12:29I gotta run down.
12:31I gotta get a new notary, but enjoy your food.
12:34We'll be back.
12:34You know what, Doug?
12:35I'm gonna come with you.
12:36Have a great lunch.
12:37Yeah.
12:37Great lunch.
12:37Doug, I'm gonna come with you.
12:39Um, yeah.
12:40Yeah, you guys come with me.
12:41All right, enjoy this brunch.
12:42You know what?
12:42We're just gonna take care of a couple things.
12:43You should probably find a notary.
12:44I don't know why he, you know.
12:46Own notary?
12:47It's fancy.
12:48Yeah, I guess so.
12:50I'm sure they're signing deals all day, so that would be handy for them.
12:53But you know, what do we need our own notary for?
12:56You know what I'm saying?
12:57Don't you have your own notary?
13:01These are so cushy.
13:02I know.
13:03Amy, this is a very fancy thing that they're doing for us, so let's be on our best behavior.
13:08Oh, there she go.
13:09No, I'm gonna get messy.
13:11I'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching.
13:14Right.
13:15I'm gonna dig in.
13:16Yes.
13:19Thank you, sir.
13:20You're very welcome.
13:20Enjoy it.
13:21Oh, wow.
13:21And they cracked the legs open already?
13:23And they cracked the legs open?
13:25Wow.
13:27Top notch.
13:28Okay.
13:29Now you're talking.
13:30I can't believe I'm last.
13:32It's like they're torturing me on purpose.
13:34Feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.
13:37They're so next level.
13:38Like, this is gonna be so weird to get used to.
13:41Cause we would like do things a little bit differently.
13:44And it's a little strange that they're going to this level.
13:48What do you mean?
13:49We've gone out, but that was like before we were trying to close a really big deal.
13:53Mmm.
13:54Yeah, cause we already got the deal, like.
13:55So this just feels like a really big thank you.
13:58Right.
13:59I mean, you gotta remember, these are the same people that did bring in Sia, so.
14:01Yeah, that's true.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Thank you so much.
14:05Mmm.
14:06Mmm.
14:06Mmm.
14:08It is good.
14:08Well, how many snack bites would y'all give it?
14:11Right.
14:11Three, two, one.
14:17Claire's going still.
14:18Nice.
14:19Mmm.
14:21Mmm.
14:23Yo, Claire.
14:24What?
14:25You thinking about shooting your shot?
14:26With Elizabeth?
14:28What?
14:28Yo, did you hear what she said?
14:30She didn't even know what type of crab it was.
14:33And in my experience, people who don't like crab are bad in bed.
14:36So, on to the next one.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Ooh, thank you.
14:43Oh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
14:45I'm kind of comfy.
14:46Oh, I'm sweating.
14:48Mmm.
14:48Hey, Anthony.
14:49So, Doug did order a new notary, so I need you to come down and wait for the new notary,
14:54and then take him to the business center so that Doug can get the deal signed.
14:57Yep.
14:58That's what I'm here for.
14:59Duty calls, huh?
15:00Alright.
15:00Hopefully I'll be back.
15:01We got you.
15:02More crab when you come back.
15:03Please and thank you.
15:04Don't eat at all.
15:05Ugh.
15:06Ugh.
15:07You okay?
15:08Itchy.
15:09Fancy dinner.
15:10There's fancy table and chairs.
15:12And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
15:14Yeah.
15:21Hey, how are you?
15:28Well, and yourself?
15:29Good.
15:30Good.
15:30Is this Rockin' Grandmas?
15:32Yep.
15:32Yep.
15:32My name's Anthony.
15:33Arnold Goss.
15:33Nice to meet you.
15:35How are you?
15:35Sorry I'm late.
15:36No, you're fine, man.
15:37My GPS isn't working.
15:39Really?
15:39Yeah.
15:40Wow.
15:40And I don't know if it's a hardware issue or if it's a software issue.
15:44Oh, Jesus Christ.
15:45I'm so sorry.
15:47All good, man.
15:48You know, you get rushed and then that type of thing happens.
15:51How's your day going?
15:52It's going all right.
15:53How about yourself?
15:54It sounds like maybe a rough start, but a little stressful.
15:57It's all right.
15:57I appreciate it.
15:58We'll get through it, man.
15:59I appreciate it.
16:00All right, cool.
16:06Gorgeous day.
16:06Yeah, it is.
16:07You know, we appreciate you coming out and helping us get through this, I guess, deal.
16:15Hey.
16:16Hello, hello.
16:17This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
16:18Nice to meet you.
16:19I'm Doug.
16:20I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
16:25Hi.
16:26Um, so we are all set.
16:28Yeah.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:29I, uh, I left my stamps in the car.
16:32Are we all set?
16:33What?
16:33I left my stamps in the car.
16:35Uh, okay.
16:36Well, we'll go get them.
16:37All right, I'll lose them.
16:38I guess you can, please.
16:39Pretty important part of the notary.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Um, maybe someone can help him.
16:43Give him a hand.
16:44Yeah, I got you.
16:45Quick as you can, please.
16:46Quick as you can.
16:48This is not, uh, I'm really good at my job.
16:51No, but I believe it.
16:52I believe it, man.
16:53I know you've had a rough day.
16:54Um, and I know they can seem a bit stressful, but just take a minute, breathe.
16:58Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, okay?
17:01You're gonna be great.
17:02How long have you been working here?
17:03I'm just a temporary assistant, but I have learned quickly that the culture of the two companies.
17:09Oh, interesting.
17:10Yeah.
17:10The two companies.
17:11Yeah, so the guys in, like, the black suits, they're creating a partnership.
17:15I don't know exactly what the deal is, but...
17:22Are you kidding me?
17:27The keys in the car?
17:29I think so.
17:31Yeah.
17:33Okay.
17:34It's just, the problem is, is when I get these back-to-back calls, I get in a rush and
17:38I throw
17:38myself in and I apologize.
17:41All good, man.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:42I'll let you go in there and just inform them and I'll call, I'll talk to Miss Marjorie.
17:46Yeah.
17:47I mean, I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
17:48Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:49I'm gonna run in there and just get started.
17:52Okay.
17:53So, he left his stamp in the car and then he locked his keys in the car.
17:56Okay, let's go see what they want to do.
17:59Wait, what?
17:59Don't worry about it.
18:00I will, we'll get a locksmith, we'll get his car opened and it's not a problem.
18:04We'll get this deal done any minute.
18:05I have most of my stuff so we can get started.
18:07Okay, we need the stamp pad, that's the most important thing.
18:09We can get started.
18:10You know what?
18:10We're gonna get the locksmith.
18:11I'm dispatching one now.
18:13We're gonna take care of that right now.
18:14Okay, well that'll be great.
18:14You know what?
18:14I think it's best we have a little more direct line to efficiency.
18:18Great.
18:19We were supposed to sign this deal an hour and a half ago.
18:21We need to check in with our home office.
18:23We just need to let Lewis know that-
18:24We'll let Janelle know in Lewis' office.
18:25Yes.
18:25Lewis is on waiting.
18:27Okay, well then you know what?
18:27We might need to get on before then.
18:28Why don't you just use the space?
18:31We need to sign this deal today.
18:33100%, I understand.
18:34We will.
18:34Hey, Arnold?
18:36Arnold.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Okay, so you guys are taking-
18:39Yeah.
18:40Can you afford me some good things?
18:41Come on, pal.
18:41We'll get you some lunch.
18:42I want to make sure.
18:43Come on, buddy.
18:43I appreciate it.
18:44It's just very stressful.
18:45They're rewarding him for screwing up.
18:47Like, what?
18:48We're gonna get you some food, pal.
18:49You having a bad day?
18:51Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
18:51Trust me, you just got lucky.
18:53Your day is about to get better.
18:54What do you think about turf and surf?
18:56Woo!
18:57Oh, I appreciate that.
19:01So it's like you don't want to make a mistake,
19:03and I think I take on some of that.
19:04Yeah.
19:05This right here where we're going,
19:07hopefully it can relieve some of that stress
19:09that you were going through.
19:10You got this job for a reason, man.
19:11You got it.
19:12Thanks, man.
19:13Absolutely.
19:13You're making me feel a lot.
19:14Good.
19:15Good.
19:15I'm glad I can do that.
19:18Yeah, all you can eat.
19:21That was good.
19:21Welcome back, my bro.
19:23Glad to be back.
19:24Mm-hmm.
19:25Hey, everybody.
19:26This is Arnold.
19:27Hi, Arnold.
19:27He's the notary.
19:29Oh, hey.
19:30Yes, excellent.
19:31How are you?
19:31So enjoy.
19:32Great.
19:32I just got here.
19:33Claire.
19:34What?
19:36Your face.
19:37Oh, my God.
19:38Claire.
19:39It's like broken out.
19:40I mean, what's going on with you?
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42Claire.
19:43Yeah, I need pies.
19:44Are you okay?
19:45Yeah, I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish,
19:47but I love it so much.
19:48It's usually fine.
19:50Oh, my God.
19:50Why did you eat so many?
19:52But I just, no, it's, I just had to take a Benadryl.
19:55What?
19:55I have a Benadryl in my car.
19:57I'm allergic.
19:57Oh, okay.
19:58But I locked the keys inside.
20:00Wait, you need a Benadryl?
20:01Yeah.
20:01Are you okay?
20:02She's not okay.
20:03I don't know.
20:03I'm looking.
20:04Oh, it's actually, I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
20:08You need to.
20:09Go get Benadryl.
20:11Well, I don't actually even know if the medic has me,
20:13because we got cleaned out last week.
20:14One of the Malibu realtors f***ed a beehive.
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17Let's get you something, though.
20:18Yes.
20:18Anthony, do you mind coming down?
20:20I might have to take her to the hospital,
20:21and so I just need someone to kind of deal with the truchus stuff and everything.
20:24Yeah, of course.
20:24Yeah, there's actually something I need to take care of,
20:26so I'm going to go, too.
20:28No, no.
20:28Why are you taking me to the hospital?
20:30I just want a couple!
20:32No!
20:33No!
20:33Wait, what?
20:34Take care of yourself.
20:35You have anything!
20:36Wait, how's she mad at us?
20:43Marjorie, be careful.
20:44This is where I, that's where I lost a golf cart.
20:46I know.
20:48Anthony, Truk has ordered coffees,
20:50and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
20:52Okay.
20:53So you're going to receive the coffee with me?
20:55I ought to grab some from my room.
20:56Okay, okay.
20:57That's fine.
20:57Yeah.
21:00I don't know.
21:00I didn't give you a heads up, Amy, but...
21:03Number one on the list is get all, like, my boxes from Helen's...
21:08Right.
21:09...to yours.
21:10That's fine.
21:11Like...
21:11Okay.
21:12Cool.
21:13Yeah, man.
21:13We're doing this like you're moving in?
21:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:15That's bold.
21:16Okay, now.
21:20Oh.
21:21Thank you, sir.
21:21You got it.
21:22That's a good one.
21:22You as well.
21:23What is this?
21:24Coffee.
21:25Coffee?
21:25Oh.
21:26Yeah, I'll take these to the truth.
21:27All right, I'm going to come with you.
21:28I got...
21:28I want to just say...
21:30I got, like, a peace offering.
21:32I got the hot applesauce recipe I want to share with Elizabeth.
21:35Okay.
21:36I'll make it quick.
21:37I just need...
21:37I need to just say it.
21:39It's all good.
21:39Is the projected ROI.
21:41So that...
21:42That would be great.
21:43You know, can you guys just pause the...
21:45Oh, uh, Louis.
21:46Louis, can you hold it?
21:47Just a minute, Louis.
21:48We'll just...
21:49We'll just pause that for a second.
21:50Elizabeth, can I actually...
21:50I just...
21:51I wanted to just say I'm sorry for kind of how I've been.
21:56And, um, I've actually...
21:58We've been cooking up, like, a pretty awesome idea
22:00that I was really excited about.
22:02Oh.
22:02It's, um, Rotten Grandma's Tropical Kick,
22:04uh, spicy applesauce.
22:06Uh...
22:06I'm really excited, and I want you guys to have it.
22:09And we used our homegrown Manzano peppers
22:11as the base for the spice.
22:13Oh.
22:13Okay.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Spicy applesauce?
22:16I'm not sure applesauce is a space we want to go into.
22:19Love to get rolling here.
22:20Yeah, I know, Louis.
22:21Just a sec...
22:21Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
22:24No.
22:24What?
22:26A Zoom background.
22:26We're just gonna get back to that.
22:27But thank you.
22:28Thank you so much.
22:29Yeah, no problem.
22:30Sorry about that, Louis.
22:31Will you just, like, put that away somewhere?
22:33Yeah.
22:33Bro, what the f...
22:34What was that about, dog?
22:36Yeah, why did they have our pepper farm on the TV screen, dog?
22:39Did you see that?
22:39What? Yeah.
22:40Come here.
22:45Bro, like, what the f...
22:47Dog?
22:47Hold on.
22:47What the f...
22:49Come here, come here.
22:50What the f...
22:51Come here, doggy.
22:52That is some valuable real estate, Louis.
22:54And, you know, we don't need the farm.
22:56We can just manufacture the, uh, invented version of the flavor.
23:01I just want to make sure I'm clear.
23:03We will sell the farm.
23:04They just said sell the farm, dog.
23:06We're gonna turn it into luxury contos.
23:10The residence is at Mondano Farm.
23:12That's right.
23:13And the ROI on that will be...
23:15I like that we're keeping at...
23:17Yeah, he's got the history of it.
23:19Yeah, yeah.
23:20In terms of the workers, walk me through that.
23:22Well, yeah, okay, so here is our human capital relocation strategy.
23:26I love that we're redistributing them, but why do we still have so many people on payroll here?
23:29What is the...
23:30Well, look, here's the thing.
23:31We said we could continue to employ everyone in their current position.
23:36But look, Louis, if the position, you know, ceases to exist, then we don't have to keep the employees.
23:42So, yes, yes, it's just, you know...
23:45To be clear, like Womag and the rest of Rockin' Stepsister or whoever doesn't know about this...
23:50Yeah, no, the current CEO, Doug Womag, uh, no, he would not approve of this.
23:54So we have to keep this confidential until after the signing.
23:57When he signed, he has no ability to expect any change here, right?
24:01Yeah.
24:01No change of heart kind of thing.
24:03Exactly.
24:04And look, anyone who doesn't want to relocate, they can just find new jobs.
24:10All right.
24:10Breathe.
24:11Yo, what the f***, Doug?
24:12They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
24:15I hear you.
24:15You cannot make a good decision if you're stressing, if you're thinking erratically.
24:19They're not telling my dad, Doug.
24:21I know, I hear you.
24:22We have to let him know I'm with you.
24:24Okay, okay.
24:24I need you to breathe, though.
24:25You cannot make a conscious decision if you're ready.
24:27Okay, okay.
24:27All right, but I need to tell my dad.
24:28Absolutely.
24:29Where is he?
24:29Up in the top of the hill.
24:30Let's go, Doug.
24:31Come on.
24:31They're gonna fire everyone.
24:33They're gonna break up the family, Doug.
24:35And they were talking about turning the farm into a residence?
24:39Yeah.
24:39They're just, like, absolving everything?
24:42Yeah.
24:43Ah, f***.
24:45I believe this shit, Doug.
24:48Like, what the f***?
24:50We all knew it.
24:51Liars.
24:52Them throwing money and all these dinners was confirmation.
24:55That's what I was thinking.
24:56Them, they're trying to just buy us and do everything we can so that way we'll just be happy they
25:02did all this for us.
25:03And I'm just like, what?
25:05If they just wanted a partnership, why would they spend all of this money up front just for
25:09a partnership?
25:10At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears, I can't accept any of their gifts.
25:14Why do you think it's been so hard, Doug?
25:15You think, like, I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
25:18Of course I am.
25:20Yeah.
25:21Now, when we get up there, we need to explain ourselves calmly.
25:23Calmly.
25:23I got you, dog.
25:28Guys!
25:29Guys!
25:29You're so cool.
25:31Like a bird.
25:31Like a bird coming.
25:32Wait, where's my dad?
25:34He went down to sign the contract.
25:35No, no.
25:36He went down?
25:37Wait.
25:37Who the f*** is this guy?
25:39The locksmith.
25:40They told me I'd come up here and have some crab.
25:42Is that cool?
25:43What's wrong?
25:44He cannot sign it.
25:45He cannot sign it.
25:45I know y'all, it might be hard for y'all to believe, especially with him being so emotionally
25:49attached.
25:49They were in a meeting with somebody.
25:52We walked out and went to the welcome center, but you know, you can hear through the things.
25:56Said they were going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
25:58What?
25:59They're going to sell the pepper farm and turn it into a residence, a living area.
26:03Doug wouldn't want that.
26:05No.
26:05That's what I'm saying.
26:06You came up here to tell him these things.
26:08Wait, wait.
26:08What is happening?
26:09What's happening is we're all going to lose our jobs unless we get down that hill.
26:13We have to stop.
26:14F*** that contract.
26:16Wait, let's go.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:18Come on.
26:19Go get after him.
26:21Stop him.
26:22F***ing throw the baseball at his head if you got to.
26:25No, maybe not his head.
26:27Stop him!
26:28Don't let him sign!
26:30He's not going to believe you, Doug.
26:32I got your back.
26:33No one believes me.
26:34Okay, I believe you.
26:35You sound like you don't believe in yourself.
26:36I do, but he doesn't.
26:38I will back you.
26:43I will back you.
26:44Dad!
26:46Absolutely.
26:47Get up.
26:48Get up.
26:49Get up.
26:50Ah!
26:51Go!
26:52Dude!
26:53Stop it!
26:54Ah!
26:55You got the date on there.
26:57Okay.
26:57Mr. Doug, here we go.
26:59Doug, this is it.
27:00Hold on.
27:00Hold on.
27:01Can I speak with you for just one moment?
27:03It is very important.
27:04You know, we're in a meeting.
27:05I understand.
27:06Please look at me.
27:07I need to talk to you.
27:08Anthony.
27:09Right now.
27:09Anthony.
27:10I need to talk to you right now.
27:13Please.
27:13Look me in my eyes.
27:14Excuse me.
27:14I am serious, Doug.
27:16I need to talk to you right now.
27:17Okay.
27:18I'm sorry.
27:18That is fine.
27:19No.
27:20It can wait.
27:21It can wait.
27:22After I talk to you, if this is what you want to do, by all means.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:25Look at me.
27:27Father to father.
27:28I need to talk to you.
27:30No.
27:30Listen.
27:31Excuse me.
27:31I'm sorry.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:32I know that you're new here, but we're doing a signing.
27:36Your words mean nothing to me.
27:37I appreciate everything that you've done.
27:39I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
27:41Doug.
27:41What are you talking about?
27:42What is going on here?
27:44Doug.
27:44Doug.
27:45We are in a moment, you guys.
27:47The deal is done.
27:48I'm sorry.
27:49I'm signing.
27:50What's going on?
27:50Move your hand.
27:51We're done here?
27:52They're going to get rid of 90% of the workforce.
27:54They're going to sell the Manzano pepper farm and make it a residential area.
27:58Oh, my God.
27:59Are you kidding me?
28:00Look, if you want to make that deal, I did my part.
28:03I did my part.
28:05I did my part.
28:06Doug.
28:06Really?
28:07Just come on.
28:08I delivered the coffee.
28:10He explained an idea that he wanted.
28:13She basically denied it, and he was emotional, so I was consoling him.
28:16We walked around to the Welcome Center, where obviously, you know, we can hear.
28:19And they were having this conversation with somebody on the monitor about what they were
28:23going to do as soon as you sign that paperwork.
28:25Once you sign it, you have no control over the things that they're going to do.
28:28They're screwing us there.
28:29Doug, I have one question.
28:29I have one question, Doug.
28:31Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:36Are you really going to listen to the temp?
28:48We are signing this deal today, okay?
28:52Doug, we have a deal.
28:54We've been here.
28:54We have a deal.
28:55The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
28:57Doug, you have the pen.
28:58You have the pen.
28:59Can I see this?
28:59Look, I'm not going to be disrespectful.
29:01We're going to set it right here.
29:02And still, if this is something you're considering, we're going to set it right here.
29:04All right.
29:05Let's talk it through.
29:06All right.
29:06Talk it through.
29:07Okay.
29:08Okay.
29:08Is what they are saying true?
29:11Doug, this is the moment.
29:13We have a deal.
29:14I mean...
29:15Is what you're saying true?
29:17Yes, 100%.
29:18I go home in two days and I genuinely have no dog in this fight besides I care about y
29:23'all.
29:30Well, then you know what?
29:33This deal is through.
29:36My business with you is through.
29:39What?
29:40I am not signing this any day, any time, ever.
29:45Doug, Doug!
29:45Yeah!
29:46Okay?
29:47We're done.
29:48We're done.
29:49We're your family, Doug.
29:51You are going to hear from my lawyers, okay?
29:53Good.
29:53Are you kidding me?
29:54Good.
29:55This fucking drinking-ing ass fucking place.
29:58Go on.
29:58Let's go.
29:59This is a mistake.
30:00Now.
30:00Go on.
30:01God damn it.
30:02Get the fuck out of my way.
30:03Get out of here.
30:04Get out of here.
30:09I just...
30:11Anthony.
30:14Sir, sir.
30:15Come on.
30:16Let's go.
30:17Come on.
30:18I still get paid, right?
30:20Let's go!
30:21Yeah!
30:23Let's go!
30:24The deal is off.
30:26There is no deal, okay?
30:29I couldn't let him do it.
30:30I couldn't let him do it, bro.
30:31What happened?
30:32What happened?
30:34My brother, man.
30:35Always there for y'all.
30:36Oh, my God.
30:38He was trying to get rid of us.
30:39Jesus Christ.
30:40What?
30:40I know.
30:43Oh, my God.
30:45We stopped it.
30:46Thank you, man.
30:47I'm proud of you.
30:47Yeah.
30:47Yeah, we stopped it.
30:48Nice.
30:49I'm going to just sum it up, because it's hard to really explain, like, their actions.
30:53Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses, they don't really care about the company.
31:00Yeah!
31:00Yeah!
31:01Yeah!
31:02Yeah!
31:02Yeah!
31:02They're going to say whatever it takes and do whatever it takes, so that way they can
31:06get their claws in and change and morph the company, so that way the employees can become
31:12numbers and not people.
31:14These employees are people.
31:16All right.
31:17All right.
31:18I talked to my lawyer, and we are in the clear.
31:21Everything is good.
31:22Yeah!
31:23Yeah!
31:24Yeah!
31:25Excellent.
31:26What do we do now, Doug?
31:27Well, actually, I've got a couple of things I'd like to take care of.
31:30Anthony, come on up and take a seat.
31:34All right, listen.
31:34I just want to say it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
31:39To run into that room and stop that deal, I mean, that took guts.
31:45You were like David going after Goliath, man.
31:49This guy slew that giant!
31:53Yes!
31:53Yes!
31:55Seriously!
31:56That's exactly what it was like, you know?
31:59And I'm going to tell you something.
32:01You stopped that deal, even though you had nothing to gain from it.
32:05But you stopped it because you felt that it was the right thing to do for these people.
32:10Yeah.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Huh?
32:12Yeah.
32:13Without any regard for yourself, you came in and you did it.
32:17At the end of the day, the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
32:23It's about the people who make that company.
32:26Now, you came in as a temp.
32:28And here we are at the end of the retreat and you are part of a family.
32:34And you will always be family to us.
32:39Always.
32:40Love you guys.
32:41The truth is that we have actually hoped that you would bust through that room and stop that deal since
32:47the very first minute you showed up at Rockin' Grandma's.
32:51Really?
32:52I told you that this was my last company retreat.
32:55Yeah.
32:56What I didn't tell you was that this was also my first company retreat.
33:03Because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandma's.
33:06Because Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
33:10Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
33:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:13Hold on, hold on.
33:13Anthony.
33:14Y'all about to mess my brain up.
33:15Let's go.
33:45bed.
33:48Bye.
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